This is the full experience of when I attempted to ride the length of the UK on a BMX.
What happens when you’re 6ft6 and try to ride a tiny BMX the entire length of the UK? Well⌠this.
This is part one of my journey from John o’Groats to Land’s End, attempting to ride 965 miles on a 20″ BMX
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The gear i am currently using
The tent – https://youtu.be/n9GKHSf805E
Framebag – https://youtu.be/6LM3UJKDOEk
Seatpost bag – https://youtu.be/W1E_iWY6Ajo
Jones Handlebars – https://youtu.be/dhPBSdRros8
Gravel bike – https://youtu.be/Gnd_4LgTyrg
plus bike mtb – https://youtu.be/COTUOzLPbGk
gps device – https://youtu.be/BWeMmx62A9M
mtb shoes – https://youtu.be/OYVEnfXwT0k
All the gear from GNT – https://youtu.be/e5oKSoPoMk0
Vest bag – https://youtu.be/01nzgd-t550
Ortleib bar roll https://youtu.be/Uk9fLgS1ioo
Dynamo setup – https://youtu.be/SL7MhjB6Lp0
Questions answered – https://youtu.be/u1q9AEs9flE
Gb divide bike/gear- https://youtu.be/epcZ81wqFCo
Sonder looped bar – https://youtu.be/BqWGTxd2VaQ
Tarpstar tent – https://youtu.be/RcQoBdZSAb8
Just through the fog⌠the John oâGroats sign.
I can barely see the sea this morning, but this is where my next challenge starts.
Every year, loads of cyclists take on the length of the UKâJohn oâGroats to Landâs End.Â
JOGLE.â¨My route will cover over 965 miles. Most people do it on touring bikes, roadÂ
bikes, gravel bikes⌠something with gears. Something built for distance.
But Iâm doing things a bit differently this time around.
No long seat post. No clipless pedals. One gear. One bag.
Iâm riding a BMX. If I want to pedal, Iâve got to stand up.
So here we goâattempting to take my 6-foot-6 body across the length of the UK⌠onÂ
possibly the smallest bike I couldâve chosen. And Iâd better get used to riding itâfast.
Because Iâve got a long way to go. And while the rest of the UK is enjoying sunshine,Â
Iâm heading into the thick fog of the Highlands. I carried on the long, empty Scottish roads, thatÂ
felt extra long with the tiny wheels and still covered in fog. riding in these conditionsÂ
on a normal bike can be a bit boring but on a bmx it was defiantly making things feelÂ
slow. And i was still trying to get used to how to ride this thing efficiently.
I was heading toward the Flow Country, and honestly⌠I wasnât sure how a BMX was goingÂ
to handle it. But Iâd find out soon enough. Then, just like thatâI hit theÂ
edge of the fog. One moment it was grey and silent, and the nextâŚÂ
blue skies. Sunlight. Actual views. it was a bit surreal honestly just howÂ
quickly it went from thick fog to blue skies. i guess now would be the time to see how aÂ
bmx would handle a little bit of off road riding. The Flow Countryâs pretty specialâitâs thisÂ
massive stretch of open moorland and peat bog, the biggest in Europe. Remote, wild, andÂ
definitely not designed with BMXs in mind. But the trails were dry, the skies were clear, and after a morning of riding through nothingÂ
but thick fog⌠it was a very welcome change. When I first decided I was going to do this, IÂ
didnât really have any expectations. No idea how hard itâd be, how far I could go each day.
But I knew one thing for sure: every now and then, that one gear would mean aÂ
little bit of hiking here and there. the downhills though Even the ones that didnâtÂ
look like much. The ones that barely had a slope. They felt like a reward. especiallyÂ
since to pedal, Iâve got to stand up. So those downhills? id use them for as long asÂ
i could until i came nearly to a complete stop. Once I was back on the roadâleavingÂ
behind the only real off-road section Iâd plannedâI was soaking up the sun,Â
pushed along by a welcome tailwind. I knew it probably wouldnât lastÂ
the whole trip⌠but for now, I was making surprisingly decent progress.
Probably more to do with the downhill direction and the wind at my back than anyÂ
actual BMX riding abilityâbut Iâll take it. Even with the help, though, it wasÂ
still tiring work. So I made a quick stop at Baile an Orâthe site of theÂ
Great Sutherland Gold Rush of 1869. I wasnât there for the goldâŚÂ
just the water this time. Though who knowsâmaybe I drank some goldÂ
by accident. Might be worth a bit more now. After leaving Helmsdaleâfuelled by aÂ
bloody good macaroni pie (trust me, theyâre better than they sound)âit looked likeÂ
the fog was starting to roll back in off the sea. And I wasnât hanging aroundÂ
to get caught in it again. I wanted to squeeze out the last few milesÂ
for the day, before the cold really set in. That sea mist was creeping in quick, and theÂ
temperature was dropping just as fast⌠but I knew exactly where I wanted to spend my firstÂ
night. so it was a late evening down the A9. Itâs always a bit awkward sleeping in bird hides.
Thereâs that constant thought in the back of my headâwhat if someone walks in? But I guess thereÂ
arenât many bird watchers out at night⌠maybe. Either way, I was up and out firstÂ
thingâback on the A9, and thatâs when I saw it: my first sign for Inverness.
I took a little detour off my planned route that morning, just to ride some freshlyÂ
laid, quieter tarmac. Totally worth it. It followed the other side of Loch FleetâtheÂ
same loch Iâd slept beside the night before. Now that I had a bit of energyâthanks to an early morning Lidl stopâI was finallyÂ
heading away from the busy A9. And honestly, it was a welcome relief.
The constant drone of cars flying past gets boring pretty fast, so rolling ontoÂ
some quieter back roads felt brilliant. Even betterâI bumped into another cyclist.
Of course, trying to draft someone with one gear was only ever going to endÂ
one wayâŚâ¨Yeah, didnât last long. So it turns out the bikepacker I was chasing downÂ
was off on his own little bikepacking mission to Coventryâactually watches the channel.
Didnât expect that. We ended up riding towards InvernessÂ
together, just chatting away. Nice surprise really. One of those little momentsÂ
that makes the road feel a bit less lonely. By the time Iâd made it across Inverness,Â
it was starting to feel pretty warm. Maybe it was just the steeper hillsÂ
kicking inâor the fact I was doing more hiking than riding at this pointâbutÂ
either way, the legs were fading fast. The roads felt endless, so I made the obviousÂ
call⌠quick stop for a classic Irn-Bru. After that, I was following the old A9, towards the cairngorms. and managed to haveÂ
a bit of old school fun. never gets old. Carrying everything on my back meant I hadÂ
to go as minimal as possible on this trip. So camp setup was about as simple asÂ
it getsâjust a sleeping bag in a bivvy, and thatâs it. No tent, no fuss.Â
Just sleeping under the stars. At least while the weather was playing nice.
And tonight was one of those nights. After a long day of standing up and pedalling,Â
it felt good to just lay back, watch the colours change in the sky, and let the tired legs restÂ
while the sun disappeared behind the trees. Leaving my camp spot this morning,Â
I knew it was going to be a fresh one.â¨But getting out of that warm sleepingÂ
bag⌠yeah, thatâs always the hardest part. Still, once I was up and moving, I could tell itÂ
was going to be a proper good morning on the BMX. Being in the Cairngormsâor at leastÂ
skirting around the edge of itâI was probably at one of the higher points ofÂ
the whole ride.â¨So it makes sense⌠but the cold air brought with it one of theÂ
best, most beautiful mornings so far. Which definitely helped me forgetÂ
that today was mostly uphill. It wasnât a great sign to be pickingÂ
up a wrist injury this early on.â¨And it definitely didnât help that the nextÂ
20 or so miles were already against meâgrindy uphill roads, no relief in sight.
I basically found one position for my left hand that didnât hurt too much⌠and just held it there.
That was all I could do at this pointâdown to one hand to go along with my oneÂ
gear, and a long way still to go. After that slow, painful morning, finally reaching the top of the hill wasÂ
the best feeling ever.â¨Honestlyâpure relief. The only problem now? The bike lanesÂ
heading down were really narrow.â¨And the brakes on this BMX⌠yeah, they werenâtÂ
exactly filling me with confidence. But in the end, I just kind of threwÂ
caution to the windâand went for it. I think I already knew what was coming, really.
Turns out those long, endless climbsâsomehowâare a bit easier on a BMX.â¨Okay, âeasierâ might beÂ
pushing it⌠but the short, steep ones?â¨Yeah, those meant literally pushing it. Off the bike. Walking.
I was being fuelled by ice lollies, Pringles, and grapes thoughâ¨so i just keptÂ
moving forwardâand it was getting hot. If I had any hope that getting to Perth was goingÂ
to be an easy pedalâŚâ¨Yeah, I was fooling myself. The next 20 miles were anything but easy.â¨âSlowÂ
and steadyâ definitely comes to mind. And if youâre thinking finally reaching PerthÂ
might mean a bit of a breakâwell, not quite. As I rolled in along the river, I was greetedÂ
with my first real issue with the BMX⌠Waking up to my natural alarm clock thisÂ
morning, I was pretty excited for the day ahead. Not just because I was waking upÂ
right by the beautiful Loch Leven, whichâfirst thing in the morningâwasÂ
absolutely stunning. But today was also going to be significant. If all wentÂ
well, Iâd be crossing the Fourth Bridge and heading south of Edinburghâcloser andÂ
closer to that Scotland-England border. A groggy mind and a sluggish bodyâthatâsÂ
what I was dealing with today. It was nice to be heading south of Edinburgh,Â
sure, but that also meant getting through a lot of traffic.â¨And with my groggy mind,Â
I really wasnât feeling it at all. most of today i think i just shut my brain down.
All I wanted was to get through this last stretch and get back into theÂ
countryside as fast as possible I was now under 100 miles fromÂ
the Scotland-England borderâwell within touching distance.â¨South of Edinburgh, the mountainous terrain was gone,Â
and rolling farmland was opening up. Which, as Iâd already figured out by now,Â
meant harder work on this tiny little bike. No more endless long descents.â¨Now,Â
every mile would be worked for. Today honestly just felt like it went on and on.
I think a big part of that i had been following close to the motorway for so long now.â¨Even thoughÂ
the roads I was on were quiet, I could still hear that constant drone of cars just over my shoulder.
The wide, open roads felt endlessâand it was starting to wear me down.â¨Pedalling wasÂ
becoming tedious. Soul-destroying, really. A couple cranks of the pedalsâŚÂ
then coast⌠then repeat. I canât say the Burger King really snapped me outÂ
of the groggy mood I was in⌠but the rinse off in a nice cold riverâ¨and finally reaching the topÂ
of this endless, draggy climb. Definitely helped From here, Iâd get to slowly descend for whatÂ
felt like forever.â¨These long descents were so helpful for getting distance covered onÂ
this bike they lated ages but not to steep. But now it was also getting late, and I neededÂ
to find somewhere to camp.â¨The problem? I was still so close to the motorway.
Decent spots were few and far betweenâand wherever I did end up, itÂ
was definitely going to be a noisy night. It had been a pretty noisy night withÂ
the motorway so close,â¨but surprisingly, I actually slept alrightâand wokeÂ
up feeling a little better today. That said, it was another freezing coldÂ
morning,â¨and getting out of the sleeping bag was, once again⌠less than fun.
But once I was back on the road, I had it all to myself.â¨Riding this quietÂ
stretch that runs parallel to the motorway, still heading slightly downhill.
And just as I got moving, the sun started to rise.â¨Which honestly,Â
couldnât have come soon enough. While I was sat there eating my pancakesâyes, they were definitely pancakesâa couple of guysÂ
rode past.â¨They looked like they were on their own mission, and I couldnât help myselfâŚ
I had to go and see what they were up to After a little chat with the guys on theirÂ
old-school folding bike mission across the UK, I shot off and headed toward Gretna.
By the time I got there, the sun was properly warming things upâand yep, I wasÂ
back on the ice lollies.â¨But more importantly, Gretna meant one big thing:â¨I wasÂ
crossing the border back into England. Thatâs rightâIâd actually pedalledÂ
a BMX across the length of Scotland. With that milestone ticked off, IÂ
kept pushing on toward Carlisle, finding a nice little cycleÂ
path that followed the river. And somehowâsomewhere along the wayâthe two guysÂ
on the folding bikes mustâve slipped past me again.â¨I caught up with them while one of them wasÂ
fixing a puncture, so I stopped to lend a hand⌠âŚand when I tried to pick up oneÂ
of their bikesâOMG.â¨They were heavy as hell. It seemed to be a day ofÂ
meeting peopleââ¨and this time, I bumped into a roadie who was outÂ
training to ride every county in the UK. We got chatting, and I ended up getting dragged upÂ
the hills with him for a while,â¨which definitely helped take my mind off what I was actually doing.
Because ahead of me⌠was a bit of a mammoth climb. The BMX definitely felt out of place in theseÂ
hills,â¨but once I made it to the top, the descent toward Kendal was so worth it.
So much fun. I was happy this morningânot only was I dry,â¨butÂ
getting away from some of the busier roads was a welcome change,â¨even if there was theÂ
odd little hike on the steep stuff. But with the weather looking like it was onÂ
the turn,â¨I just wanted to keep making the good progress I had done every day so far.
So, a quick stop to pick up supplies for the day,â¨and Iâd be jumping on the canal a littleÂ
earlier than expected to head towards Lancaster. “Heading towards Preston, I could alreadyÂ
feel today was going to be a painful one. Not just with my wrist still giving me grief, but now heading into the busy Midlands, with allÂ
the stop-start traffic to deal with as well.” I managed to find my way back onto the route,â¨butÂ
today⌠my wrist was in a real bad way.â¨Iâd kind of been able to ignoreÂ
it up until now, just crack on with it,â¨but today it was properly painful.
And riding along the canal wasnât helpingââ¨the BMX doesnât exactly absorb the bumps,â¨andÂ
every little knock just made it worse. For now, all I could do was take a couple of pills
and hope the pain and swelling would ease off. The rest of the day was just a case ofÂ
gritting my teeth and getting on with it as I made my way around theÂ
outskirts of Manchester. At this point, I was starting to thinkÂ
that everyone who kept telling me the rain was coming was lyingââ¨becauseÂ
it was yet another beautiful morning. It was another day though whereÂ
I was still between the built-up areas,â¨which meant dealing with theÂ
morning traffic on occasion.â¨But my main priority today was just tryingÂ
to take the pressure off my wrist. I managed to find a nice trail calledÂ
the Biddulph Valley Way,â¨which was half uphill and half downhill, and niceÂ
and easy to follow.â¨The pressure was really on though to get throughÂ
the miles and push past Birmingham today. Iâd been on the canal for what felt like foreverââ¨whether I actuallyÂ
had or not, Iâm not too sure. With the wind in my face and riding aÂ
BMX,â¨it kind of felt like I was the sail on a boat.â¨Progress was slow going.
And if it wasnât for the pain in my wrist,â¨I think I mightâve actually enjoyed theÂ
canals a bit more.â¨But every little bump, rut, or vibration through the barsâ¨just sentÂ
a jolt of pain straight into my wrist. I did get a bit of shelter from the wind thoughâ¨asÂ
I passed through Cannock Chaseââ¨the trees giving me a bit of a breakâ¨before I had to try and figureÂ
out how to navigate my way through Birmingham. After a while of following theÂ
Sustrans signs,â¨I just gave up and started following the road signsÂ
instead.â¨It turned out to be a right call,â¨somehow, I made my way through theÂ
rubbish-filled streets of Birmingham. I’m not quite sure how,â¨but I managedÂ
to clock another 97 miles today.â¨And for the first time on this rideââ¨a properÂ
bed and a shower, thanks to my sister. Starting out this morning, IÂ
was actually feeling clean and freshââ¨a rare combo on this trip.
And knowing I was only about 300 miles from the endâ¨of this epicÂ
challengeâ¨was a pretty good feeling. What made it even betterâ¨was that I was nowÂ
riding on much more familiar roadsââ¨quieter, flowier, easier to ride.â¨The kind of roadsÂ
that let you just relax a little bit. And to top it all off,â¨Iâd still somehowÂ
managed to dodge the rainâŚâ¨at least for now. Maybe it was the shower, maybe the goodÂ
nightâs sleepââ¨but I was having an absolute blast today.â¨The wrist felt a little betterÂ
tooâat least the swelling had eased off.â¨With a slight tailwind, I was happily cruisingÂ
along the canal,â¨almost forgetting I was riding a BMX.â¨Thatâs how good the day had been.
But of course, something had to come along and spoil it.â¨I patched up a punctured tube, lostÂ
my twig mate from the Cairngorms,â¨and just as I got rolling again, the rainÂ
finally made an appearance.â¨Only a quick shower, but the skies were starting to turn,â¨and it looked like theÂ
night might not be so kind. So I made the call to find shelter whileÂ
I still couldââ¨and ended up tucked in the doorway of a little church for theÂ
night.â¨Turned out to be a wise move. I really didnât want to leave my little churchÂ
doorway this morning.â¨The wind was absolutely brutal.â¨It was meant to be a flat stage ofÂ
the journeyââ¨but even then, I found myself having to get off and hike at timesâ¨justÂ
because of the sheer power of the headwind. I could see the bridge to Wales offÂ
in the distanceââ¨not crossing it, just a familiar sight from past adventures.â¨ButÂ
today, even that felt out of reach.â¨Progress was slow, every pedal stroke a bit of a battle.
This was turning into the toughest day of the trip so far.â¨Any challenge up to this point?â¨Yeah,Â
that was starting to feel like a warm-up When I left that church doorwayÂ
this morning,â¨I just assumed the whole day was going to be rainy,Â
windy,â¨and downright miserable. But you know what?â¨Yeah, the windÂ
was still trying to push me back the way Iâd comeââ¨but at least the rain hadÂ
passed,â¨and the sun was starting to shine. I started following the Strawberry LineÂ
across the Mendipsââ¨probably the easiest way to cross it, if Iâm honest,â¨especiallyÂ
today…â¨and of course, especially on a BMX. All the hard work today battling across theÂ
Somerset Levels was finally starting to pay off.â¨The wind began to ease up a bit,â¨which meantÂ
I could actually enjoy the last of the flat lands. After all, I was getting closer andÂ
closer to Devon and Cornwallââ¨the final two counties,â¨and both absolutelyÂ
notorious for their relentless steepness. So I made the most of thisÂ
last flat evening,â¨knowing full well what was waiting just around the corner. I could definitely tell I was gettingÂ
closer to Devon nowââ¨the lanes were getting narrower, the hedges taller.
I had one last canal to follow: the Grand Western Canal,â¨which wouldÂ
carry me over the border and into Devon. That meant I only had twoÂ
counties left to cross.â¨So, rolling into Tiverton, I knew itÂ
was time to start preparing for those hillsâŚâ¨which obviously meantÂ
hitting up the Lidl bakery first So after stuffing my face at the Lidl bakeryÂ
i come to the first climb⌠At this point, with the long days stacking up behind me, IÂ
think I mightâve been losing the plot a bit⌠This old railway line-turned-cycle-routeÂ
traces along the northwestern edge of Dartmoor, and it’s probably one of the most scenicÂ
and gentle ways to get close to the moor without being chewed up by its infamousÂ
hills. With the rugged dartmoor on my left and the epic rolling countrysideÂ
of devon on my right it was is magical. And you know what else felt magicalÂ
selecting the last part of this route on my garmin which meant just 100 miles to goÂ
after 10 days of riding this bmx across the uk. Iâd started to become one with this littleÂ
bike between my legs.â¨Sure, it wasnât always the easiest thing to ride â especially on climbsÂ
â but I was honestly loving it.â¨Even the grind up to Minions, which is a proper climb at the bestÂ
of times, felt like something I could take on. And once you reach the top⌠wow. Youâre greetedÂ
by this wide, open landscape of Bodmin Moor, with old tin mine ruins scattered across theÂ
hills.â¨Itâs really something special â rugged, I couldnât believe it â actually, I kind ofÂ
could.â¨Back when I met those guys with the folding bikes, we joked that you always getÂ
a flat when itâs raining. â¨And here I was, just 50 miles from the finish, in the rain withÂ
a flat, on day 11 of riding a BMX the length of the UK⌠waking up to rain, fog, and wind.
Of course this is what it had come down to.â¨But today was the day â it had to be. I wasÂ
going to finish this thing.â¨And yeah, it looked like it was going to be a proper miserableÂ
endâŚâ¨There was only one thing that could fix that. I genuinely thought about scooteringÂ
the BMX the last 10 miles to Landâs End⌠But with it being Easter weekend,Â
I just didnât have the time. There was no way I could get there andÂ
back again before the last train home. So the BMX made it so closeÂ
â like, painfully close. Ten. Miles. Short.
Iâd ridden a BMX almost the length of the UK. Through the Highlands,Â
the cities, the wind, the rain, the wrist pain, the ice lollies, and everything in between.
It wasnât perfect.â¨It wasnât easy.â¨But it was definitely one of the best things Iâve ever done.
And this little bmx well what a story it has made.
8 Comments
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Wow you are mental that must of killed you riding that . I would have got a higher seat post
which did you enjoy more (or suffer least) the bmx or the scooter
Love watching your adventures josh, "incredible " how you just keep going!!
Great adventure Josh. Not so much about the destination as the Journey, and all videoed brilliantly!
What an incredible journey. I hope this video gets the traction it deserves, taking an epic expedition and doing it on a BMX. WOW
Happy Christmas, Josh, hope itâs good one!đđşđ´đť
Nice, a feature length film version "directors cut!" đ˛