DYSTOPIA BRITAIN: Number one concern in Grimsby is NOT sexual assault & violent crime it’s CYCLING.

community Watch Grimsby this morning we’ve looked after five of our most vulnerable while keeping a watchful eye on those claiming to want to keep the town safe and welcoming for all

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For everyone’s safety, cycling is not allowed in Grimby Town Center. There is a 100 fine for those caught. Please respect others and enjoy your visit here today. Put me in a emergency crash with me in the place. Well, did someone come and see you? I know. Well, someone came here and see you. No, I went there and they called me in the office. I thought I’d done something wrong, Alan. And they said, “Oh, we’ve got an emergency crash tonight and tonight as well from 9 till 7:00 in the morning.” Well, Santa, I’ve been a good boy this year. What have you got for me? Let’s see now. Am I still allowed to sit on your knee? No. No. You’re not impersonating a police officer today, are you? But a dog Kerry. Is it the PTSO? Yeah, Kerry. And the other one’s Lauren. The one that’s sexual as [ __ ] See you later, mate. Anytime, buddy. Take care. Got it wrong. It’s It’s hands on hips. No. No. Yeah, I got I got it right the first time. That’s the full. She’s posing for the YouTube, isn’t she? That’s going to be the thumbnail. Go on. Superman, give us a thumbnail. Superman. Superman. Super. This nine bed HMO has a school and a field behind it. The main high street into Falls. What’s the worst that could happen? Don’t bring him near me. He stood in the middle of No, I was I was copying you. You was walking like that. You want some breakfast? Yeah, I’m coming. I was just going to go to the shop quick and get it. Oh, okay. What do you want? Sausage, bacon, or egg? Sausage. Chips and a drink. [Music] You can have one of them pigs in blanket buns with a cup of tea, please. Pigs and blanket on a large. Yeah, please. Yeah. Have plenty of sugar for the two, please. 495. Morning, mate. Oh, bless your Oh, thanks, mate. She put plenty of sugar in for me, mate, cuz they had all of the sugar. You have to do that. A nice fat one. I got your large one there, mate. Thank you. Morning, mate. Cappuccino. Oh, you mate. Sausage and egg. Bit of red sauce on it. Loads of sugar. You just all right, mate. I didn’t realize you was around there. I see your brother’s round there, mate. Bit cold now, is it? Yeah. [ __ ] hell. Right, I will see you in about half an hour. I’m just going to go and weather. I can’t not I got to sit inside. It’s [ __ ] freezing. Morning. Morning. Strawberries and marshmallows. E. Warm chocolate sauce all dripped all over. And you can even have Bailey’s squirty cream on the top for the fries. You’re going to sell out. You are. This is the event organizer store. It was an empty one. So, we’re just advertising our next event. If you like the event, then there’s the next one coming up. Who Who’s the event organizer? In good hands. in Grimsby and Cleats. Oh, is that So, both local businesses in Grimby and Cles. Oh, that’s nice. It’s good that you put it on. It’s nice. Thank you very much. It’s the first one. So, it’s a little It’s our, you know, it’ll grow. I think it’s nice. Yeah, it’s nice to fill the space with something. You’re going to be doing more of these throughout the year. Uh hopefully. Yeah. If it all works out well. You get like a little plant, you know, like where the tent is. Maybe like performance in there when people walk through. Absolutely gorgeous. Yeah, I think it’s fantastic. Thank you. [Applause] [Laughter] There we go. There we go. Oh, is it? Drug dogs in town, mate. I’m going to have some fun today. What are you doing here, mate? Sorry. What’s this going to be? No idea. Art gallery. Oh, art gallery. That’ll be nice, won’t it? All right. Cheers, mate. So, it looks like the drug dogs are in town again. Let’s see if we get intimidated by him. Stick with you all the time. Where’s that? I’m not sure, mate. Got near Lun, didn’t there? Somewhere. Did I get near Lunter? Hunter. I heard they already grabbed all of you. Who? Oh, Bill. What? Rug dog this morning. No. Oh, Wayne said they grabbed you. I was chatting to him. They pulled me over. Oh, right. He probably thought they grabbed you. He didn’t want to grab me. Speaking to me. Yeah, he probably thought the dog. Yeah. Santa, I’ve been a good boy this year. What have you got for me? Let’s see now. Am I still allowed to sit on your knee? No. No. Do you think I’m looking forward to a new bike? knitting on the job. It keeps my hands warm. Adjustable change. No, it’s lovely, isn’t it? Thank you. Can I take a piece of spring? Yeah. How are you, bud? Cheers. Doing well. Very well. All very good. Living a dream. Yeah. Good. This is good. Have you put it on then? Dogs bear. You put this on. No, it was somebody else. But we’re here all week. I wasn’t sure if you was the sponsors. Is that your tent then? Well, you go in there. Yeah. No one’s sure if that was your tent when they’re drinking in there singing. Yeah. No, no, not here. Nice. Take it easy. You too. Heat. Heat. N. Morning. Morning. Strawberries and marshmallows. E. Warm chocolate sauce all dripped all over. And you can even have Bailey’s squirty cream on the top of the fries. You’re going to sell out. You are. Nice to see you. You too. Hello. Oh, football fries. You used to go on the market, didn’t you? Freeman Street. I didn’t. You used to go on Freeman Street Market. Still are. Are you still there? Yeah. Joel’s there at the minute. Oh, I didn’t realize you’re still there. Freeman Street Market. Joel’s still there. Do really well, are you? We stay here. Yeah. You always do well, don’t you? Got to You got to get out while you can. This is the last one. The season. Has it been busy? Forever. Has it been busy? Friday, Saturday, Sunday very busy, very Saturday when it rained. Uh, yesterday the weather’s better, I think. Yeah, I think you’re going to get more people out later on. Well, good, mate. Have a good one. You, too. Big fat cakes. There’s too many to pick from in there. I didn’t say anything. That’s why I get quiet. Yeah, nothing to say here. We’re just This is the event organizer store for today. It was an empty one. So, we’re just advertising our next event if you like the event. And there’s the next one coming up. Who Who’s the event organizer? In good hands in Grimby and Cleats. Oh, is it? So, both local businesses in Grimby and Clean Dogs. Oh, that’s nice. It’s good that you put on. It’s nice. Oh, thank you very much. It’s the first one. So, it’s a little It’s our, you know, it’ll grow. I think it’s nice. Yeah, it’s nice to fill the space with something. You’re going to be doing more of these throughout the year. Uh hopefully. Yeah, if it all works out well. You get like a little band, you know, like where the tent is. Maybe like performance in there when people walk through. Absolutely gorgeous. Yeah, I think it’s fantastic. Thank you. So, this is the In Good Hands brand and we do different events all throughout the year through Cleops and Grisby anyway. So, we have lots of different things happening already. I’ll have a look online cuz I’m not I’ve not heard of the in good hands. It’s a cleop shop. So, it’s full of artists and makers and things that are all here as well today. So, you can find all of those in the shop in Cleveland. Oh, is that the one where everyone puts the stuff in the windows and stuff? I think I know where I know where you are. And then we do events as well alongside that all year. Oh, wow. That’s great. Well, good luck for the rest of the week. Cheers. You too. There you go. Yeah. No, you’re all right. I tried taking them all to Weather Spoons this morning at the bar weather minute cuz you got arrested outside Weather Springs at the bar and I said, “We sitting in Weather Springs all day.” You see, cuz once you bought one cup of tea, you can refill all day. Sit there warm all day. So it’s less than two quid coffee just on the side. But yeah, so I came in here and bought everyone a grape this morning instead because none of them could get in Weatherford cost. Oh no, it’s only like 350 each one. So it’s only like 16 quid. It’s only 16 quid, isn’t it? People if Yeah. Yeah. If I was if I asked Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s not the pouring. Seeing people in the cold is freezing. Megasing that. seeing that fellow with his dog and he had it backed up in his IV jacket. That’s a guy I give that quote to and um apparently he’s just tapping up and the other homeless actual homeless guy who’s living behind the charity in the back garden of the charity you know don’t you Johnny and J. Yeah. He said he’s not even homeless. He said he spewed up on it and left it outside Sainsbur 5. It was down by the water from I can’t find them. Yeah. I don’t know where they’ve gone, mate. They must have been given somewhere cuz I went and checked and I went got the police to thingy with me and then I’ve been and checked with them but I can’t. I got somewhere. They must have done. Oh, you’re right. Yeah, it’s you and it on the bike. I’m thinking where’s my bike? Where are you going? I’m going to walk out this way. Oh, yeah. You walking that way. Uh, what’s your bill, mate? I know. Well, they’re trying to avoid me. That’s why I grab the dog because they know it’s going to stop on me and they can’t they have to do a search and they don’t want to do a search cuz they’re not going to find out and they know it’s going to be on camera and it gets clicks and views on the video Kerry. Is it the PTSO? Yeah. Kerry and the other one’s Lauren. The one that’s sexual as [ __ ] See you later, mate. Anytime, buddy. Take care. I’m going to literally check the bottle up and then when you open [ __ ] soon. Hello. When I open the bottle up, it’s going to explode. Say again. You offer me in weather spoons. You Hello. You can’t even remember, can you? Where are you going? I don’t know. Thought me and you were [ __ ] best mates. You all right? No, you’re not well. You’re not well? What’s up? Pulled all my shoulder out. Have you? Oh, why you got doctors? Oh, the daddy won’t. Well, you go through. Yeah. You need 24-hour one. You know, after 6 to you, you get a proper doctor to see you. Then in that accident emergency, you don’t wait either. You ring up. I get wet. No, I know. Yeah. S you always get wet, don’t you? Um, no. If you go to the ring up out of hours after 6:00, no, you see proper consultants and proper doctors. I mean, get your shoulders sorted out. Get cold in it in this weather. Yeah, he died, didn’t he? Is that a different guy? Remember me, don’t you? Can’t not forget you, Neil. You didn’t pay for what? What’s all that about? Hands on the dog’s going to run straight to me. Guaranteed it runs straight to me. Watch. Yeah, you’re going to cross the road. Don’t bring it near me. Don’t bring him near me. He stood in the middle of No, that’s what I was copying of you. You was walking like that. You know what I mean? [ __ ] been to Turkey. You’re all modeling around in that. Turkey. Well, yellow isn’t it? Turkey. I haven’t been to It’s one of my favorite places. He wants to come running at me, don’t he? I should have bought um my legal cannabis and done a promotional video, shouldn’t I? Like I said, no, I should have done, shouldn’t I? You ready to go? Yeah. Stiff me. You’ve been working hard, haven’t you? Yeah. Exhausted. You got it wrong. It’s hands on hips. No, I know. Yeah, I got I got it right the first time. That’s the full She’s posing for the YouTube, isn’t she? That’s going to be the thumbnail. Go on. Superman. Give us a thumbnail. Superman. Superman. Superhero. Hi. You all right? It’s a thumbnail picture. Morning, mate. Oh, bless you. Oh, thanks, mate. She put plenty of sugar in for me, mate, cuz they had all the sugar. You have to do that. A nice fat one. I got your large one there, mate. Oh, thank you, mate. I’m just going to go and get you the cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. You come and have a chat with Yeah. I’m going to I’m going to come and have a nice good chat with you for ages. Yeah. See you back on Friday. Yeah, I’m trying to get in touch with the council yesterday. I’m I’m Yeah, go on. It’s Yeah, we’re better off waiting till the end of this week, maybe. If I can try and get this flat sorted out, you know. Yeah, they won’t they won’t help me. I’ll tell you what did happen last night, mate. I’ll be honest with you. They put me in a emergency crash with me now place. Well, did someone come and see you? I know. Well, someone came in and see you. No, I went there and they called me in the office. I thought I’d done something wrong, Alan. And they said, “Oh, we’ve got a emergency crash room tonight and tonight as well from 9 till 7:00 in the morning.” Oh, so you can go there tonight 9 in the morning. Yeah. So it might Well, they might keep your room in and get you out. No, this is good. No, because I So no, no, but what what I mean is if they did that yesterday, I ran the count you saw yesterday. Yeah. And I put the video out on Friday. Bless you. So this is what I’m thinking things are happening now because I’m trying to without like embarrassing the system too much. I’m trying to embarrass him to do some help. No, I’m fine. Thank you, mate. I’m trying to trying to make force him into action. Yeah, I’m sorry for all. No, no, no. You haven’t caused me no trouble. Sorry for you. You’re the one that’s homeless, mate. You’re the one that’s homeless. You’re the one living in a tent in the freezing cold. I know. You don’t cause me a problem, mate. A [ __ ] bun and a [ __ ] cigarette and a [ __ ] drink now and again. It’s nothing, mate. Yeah, I know, man. But I’ll be back very shortly. I’m going to But it’ll be in the next hour, though. Yeah, because it’s further away where I live now. Yeah, it’s near Oh, you moved. Yeah. To get this property so so I can help people like you in this situation. I’m just doing it up now. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Know that’s what I mean. If if there’s a property was properly ready, I’d be off you off the street now. I’d love to. But no, no, I would jump at it. Jump at it. Jump at it, mate. No. How the place got you in the crash room in the office? Yeah. It might not last. They said if you behave yourself, we’ll think about giving you more accommodation. That’s what they said to me. But just please just do us whatever they say. No, cuz you’re not going to survive this winter if you don’t. You won’t. Honestly, you won’t, mate. I know I won’t. I won’t. I know. We need to get you sorted. I know. I know, mate. I know. Right. I will go get them cigarettes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I pouch your back. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little bit. Yeah, that’s all right. No, of course it’s all right, mate. [ __ ] that’s nothing, mate. Yeah, I get paid. I get paid on this. No, don’t worry about I don’t want Why do you You don’t even need to tell me about No, don’t worry about that. Honestly, you know, I know, mate. You’re going to get that bun. Pigs and blanket. Nice cup of tea there. And I’ll be back in about I will say 15 minutes max. Okay. It’s just because I’ve got to ride home and ride back. But I got to have a [ __ ] first myself before I come back. You come back. I promise. I promise you. Yeah. You never turn up. I did. You went here yesterday. Um Sunday here. Yeah. I was probably drinking water in the You and your [ __ ] water. No, I did. I So I’ll tell you. Right. Friday. Uh Friday. I see. Yeah. Gave you the chips. Yeah. Sunday I came back because Saturday I was busy. I couldn’t I could What time Sunday? Sunday I came back at 2:00 in the afternoon. You want to hear ER shouting and shouting for about 3 minutes? I must I must have been in there drinking water. I am drinking water honestly. Yeah. Uh and then yesterday I ran the council. Yeah. Um so I’ve not been doing nothing. Right. I mean I’m trying to help other people as well. But people don’t understand. I’m just one person. I know. I know. Right. And I’ve got me own life. Right. The thing is I ain’t bought a Christmas present yet. Right. I’m worrying now because I’m thinking to myself, I ain’t even got me own [ __ ] together. You know, I’m trying to sort out this fat so I can get everything ready because I know winter’s going to come and people are going to end up dying if we don’t do something. I know that. Yeah. So, that’s all I’ve been trying to do. But I’ll be back very shortly. Promise you. No, I promise you. Promise you. I look forward to seeing you. You get your drink, get your food. Yeah. Enjoy. I will see you in 50 minutes. Yeah. So, for everyone’s safety, cycling is not allowed in Grimby Town Center. There is a 100 fine for those caught. Please respect others and enjoy your visit here today.