I had to bring my own ketchup to get the best value full English breakfast in all of Central London here’s how you can do it too stage one get your bike ready grab your ketchup and a reusable coffee cup stage two get into Central London stage three and this is not an advert but God knows I wish it was if any brands do want to pay me to sit around and eat breakfast on a sunny Friday morning in central London then you’ve got my email address it’s in my bio use the to good too app to find hotels that are offering breakfast bags that are rated around 4 and 1/2 out of five I found this one it was 4.7 that’s a massive win you can also book these in advance because they are in limited Supply stage four we need to get the cheapest coffee in London take your reusable coffee cup into the nearest pret and ask for a black filter coffee they’ll charge you the princely sum of 49 yes that’s right stage five go and collect breakfast in the allotted time slot I only had a 15-minute window so I had to be quick stage six find someone nice to eat and with someone nice too I ordered two mystery bags and we got three pastries two slices of bread and two massive F englishes these were huge it was a feast

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  1. 'Ludwigs' at Frankfurt airport is the only TGTG order I've given 5 stars.I got a bag full to the brim of about 15 items for just 4 euros. Sweet and savoury bakery items, a tuna salad, pizza, filled rolls and sandwiches.

  2. Pork sausage 🤢 just remember when you're biting into that crap pigs have limited sweat glands so struggle to sweat out toxins. They scavenge on anything and are absolutely riddled with parasites. It's also a bit of a coincidence most religious books warn you not to eat it.

  3. I am from Singapore. don't travel much. it seems westerners always about ketchup. no chili sauce? we can't live without chili, even sweet chili sauce is better than none.

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