Once a candy factory asked Zlatan for sample of his breath. Now it's called Mentos. He was succesful in scoring because each time he shot the air drag changed its vector.
Me: “Bro, I figured out who created the earth!” Bro: “well duh, god created everything.” Me: “no, it was someone else…” Bro: “if god didn’t create everything, who did?”
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When zlatan find out nothing can kill him he tracked out nothing and killed it
Jesus can walk in the water
Zlatan can swim in the land
when zlatan washing hand, the water feel clean after because.
When Zlatan tells a women to calm down, she does!
Once a candy factory asked Zlatan for sample of his breath.
Now it's called Mentos.
He was succesful in scoring because each time he shot the air drag changed its vector.
Legend or god himself
Bro is so talented
When Zlatan is married, his wife submissive to him..
When Google doesn’t know the answer, it asks Zlatan
The apple fell onto Isaac Newton is not because of gravity, Zlatan threw at him.
He’s not even close
When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays Zlatan
“Mister do you know why I pulled you over today?”
“I’m Zlatan”
“Oh okay”
Me: “Bro, I figured out who created the earth!”
Bro: “well duh, god created everything.”
Me: “no, it was someone else…”
Bro: “if god didn’t create everything, who did?”
Imma let you figure this one out
Zlatan know Victoria’s Secret
If Zlatan was a blacksmith, then the iron would be sharp without him touching it.
😂😂😂😂
You know why cause je is the wall
Crazy😂😂
When language was invented, the first word was Zlatan
Zlatan with Henry is insane 😅
Apo sawa …Joseph
When zlatan miss the school for one day that day is known as sunday
When Zlatan’s in the newspaper, the publisher gained so much profit.
God put the devil in cage, only to save him from Zlatans kicks.
Once upon time, zlatan theach a young boy to fight. Now, The young boy is Batman.
Zlatan once do a treesome with his girlfriend and his own.