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Crown King tomorrow. What’s your first rule in power? How loud are you? I [ __ ] love it. What? Sorry. What’s my crown king tomorrow? What’s your first I’m crowned king tomorrow. What’s my first So, I’m king. King of the country, king of the world. King of the world. What’s my first thing? Uh, well, I think it would be an environmental thing. Okay, here’s here’s my pitch, right? There’s too many people on the face of the earth. That’s clear. What can you do? I tell you what you can do. Health and safety. We get rid of health and safety. Yeah. And we let the cards fall where they may. So basically, it’s a good idea cuz not only are you getting rid of 50% of the population, it’s the [ __ ] dummies. Oh, my husband died cuz he fell off the cliff cuz there wasn’t a railing. Will we miss him? My little boy drank paint. Well, maybe you shouldn’t drink during pregnancy. I think it’s a good idea, right? Get rid of the [ __ ] dummies. Also, if there’s a get rid of all those signs, like, you know, don’t dive in the hot tub. If there’s a sign there, it means some [ __ ] [ __ ] did it. Don’t cycle on the motorway. What? Do we need those signs? Do we need the people that need those signs? I say [ __ ] no.
50 Comments
Isn't that Trump's plan?😢
Welp… let’s coronate Jimmy now 😅😂😂😂
Carrwinism
The first purge!
The herd effect !
To many sheeps 🐑
Hahaha
Crazy shot is those signs are because of insurance companies
No, no… He's got a point.
😂😂😂 Brilliant. And yet……should be logic.
King Carr. Nice ring to it
If we get rid of the dummies there won't be anyone left.
The libertarian argument.
Lol brilliant 😂
Is jimmy desperate for money? Whats woth the 24/7 live stream?
Do we need the people who need those signs?.😂😂😂
So letting natural selection do its work
Yeah.
Like how many people even read the keep away from children on a plastic bag.
He's not even joking
"DANGER KEEP OFF WALL" Stenciled about every ten feet on the top of the Hoover Dam. 😂😂😂
I’m for it
Natural selection
Exactly the plan, RFK JR and his raw pork brainworm came up with and its going swimmingly. So many ignorant people in America, they brought Measles back, almost effortlessly, after basically being eradicated for 20 years. Its gonna go downhill fast, really fucking fast.
I think it be more like atleast 80 percent then 50 percent. I think we chose who reproduce because it's obvious the wrong people are reproducing. 😂😂😂
Love it so easy solution😂
As George Carlin said, "Think about how dumb the average person is. 50% of people are dumber than that"
Its too protect the card paint jobs.
Like a natural Thanos thumb snap
My favourite is ‘caution hot beverage’ ffs
Finally! Someone saying it out loud.
Sounds like the Trump administration
😂😂😂😂😂
I would be loaded, the amount of money I have to spend on health and safety is crazy
It was a canon ball 😭
I tend to agree with Jimmy here.
That's a brilliant idea. Low effort but highly effective.
Bro got really self conscious about his loud he was and quieted down on the second 🙁
That was the purpose of Covid + Vaccination
He’s out of line, but he’s right
This is legit a good idea. Let Darwin do his job.
Comedian= Villain untold
He would make of an excellent villain
I would have to agree
Hmmm..he's got something there
😂British Thanos
as a lifeguard i've told a child not to dive into the shallow after they did it ignoring the sign and then they do it again and i yell at them again, and kick them out of the pool
Thanos was right
I've also seen signs on toilets at universities in Australia, which basically say "to avoid risk of injury, please do not stand/squat on toilet seats whilst doing your business." With accompanying graphics. Does this really need to be said? Especially in a centre of higher learning context? 😂😂😂
There's gonna be a lot more Indian electricians 😂
You have my vote 😂
He’s not wrong.