Winning An ICONIC Stage In Every Tour de France Game

Winning An ICONIC Stage In Every Tour de France Game

Today I’m winning a stage in every Tour de France video game, from Tour de France 2011, to the Tour de France 2025 Game on PS5

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[Music] to France has had some crazy stages raw history from regards to insane time travel come back in 2020 to crew running up momentum in 2016. Today we are visiting every year the tour of France with their respective game and reaching one iconic stage. So here we have the very first to France game just called the tour of France which is the frunks 2011. Just look at the graphics here like and like the controls are different. It’s on PS3. I don’t think the graphics are that bad for it being a PS3 game, especially like the jerseys and stuff. Look at this. Wait, so how do I Okay, wait. Uh, attack decrease. Okay, wait a minute. Let’s got to figure out the controls. All right, slowly figuring out the controls here. Now, this is 2011, which is the toss run by K 11 spot. Today we have stage number 18, which I chose because it involved Andy Slake attacking with 60 km to go and going all the way. So, that is precisely what we’re going to do here today. Uh, and hopefully get a stage one. Oh. Oh, I forgot you can crash in this game. Wait, is he okay? Um, okay, he’s fine. That Wait, that crash looked a lot better than than you know any other games. [Music] What? And I’m scared to crash. Apparently, I can only choose full song here. I think what I’ll do is I’ll tell any sake to attack and I’ll just follow him. I’ll just be like a cameraman. Okay. Follow as long as I can. Attack. Go. Go. Go. We’re following. Following. Following. We have 60 km to go. And his leg attacks. No one expected it. No. I don’t know if I can follow him to be honest. I’m going to try. I don’t know if I can. Oh, no. I can’t. Oh, he’s he’s a different level. How much time does he have? He’s got 21 seconds to the pelin already. Let’s ask how he’s feeling. My legs feel like wings. Feel like wings. Oh, let’s go. Go, Andy. Go. Go. My boy. For those who don’t know, Andy Slake. I’ve said Conidor, but Andy Slake and Kodidor are two my favorites. He’s got 46 seconds now. We got Richie Port Alberta, Conador, Sanchez. We got the big names back here. Let’s propose alliance in the bulletin. Wait a breakaway group. No. I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t mean against No, no, no, no. I didn’t mean against the breakaway group. No. Now we’re just hoping any Slick can keep the distance while fasting forward. Oh, he’s going to get caught, I think. Or is he? He is. Damn it. He got caught by the Pton. And now he’s down. That’s probably not great. Oh, someone’s attacking. Someone’s attacking. Got to get up in front now. There we go. In their wheel. Beautiful. Right there. Do I want to attack? Do I just want to keep a high pace? Maybe. See if I can just drop them like this. Maybe kind of keep a high pace, Andy. The legs, they feel like wings. Have a small gap. Maybe it’s a bit early though. 8 seconds. Okay, so it’s not huge, but one pacing. That’s good. Oh, the iconic battle between Albert and Andy Slake. I love it. I’ll slow on a little bit though. Seven clas to go. Ooh. Oh, wait. Yeah, I’ve got we got some good time here now. 19. Ooh, wait a minute. 5 km mark right here. We got 21 seconds. Albert escaped. That’s a big problem. A huge problem. He’s right there. Oh god. Keeping a steady effort though. I can increase if I want to, but I’m scared. Contidor is catching up. I’m not a fan. I think that’s Evans further behind. Let me just check. I think I have to up the pace a little bit here at this point. 7 seconds. Yeah, I got out the pace. Yep. Evans 25. I’m up in the pace this time. I don’t think I’ll win if he catches up. Go, Andy. Go. You still have enough stamina. Come on. Oh, I don’t like the look of that. I don’t like the look of that. 178 BPM. Hey yo, if I was riding this, it would be 225. Beyond possible, man. 3 kilometers. Okay, I think I got a little bit of time there. the earth. What’s going on? But then no, it’s still 6 seconds. Oh, this is bad. Might have to just wait for him and then stay in his wheel. Yeah, I I’ll I’ll have to just stay in his wheel, I think, at this point. Yep. Want to get in front of me? There we go. Okay, just got to stay in his wheel now. That’s all. Stay in his wheel. There we go. Oh, he’s Oh, he’s going fast. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wait. Going too fast. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. 2 km left still. Uh I don’t have much attack and stamina, though. I have no clue this is going to end. I can’t tell if he’s got good legs still or not. He must be tired, right, Alberto? You must be tired, right? 1 kilometer here. He’s speeding up again. Uh stay his wheel. I’ll just stay. I’ll just stay. I’ll just stay. I’ll stick. Stick. Stick here. Stick here. Stick here. Don’t let him go. Oh, he’s going. He’s going. He’s going. Come on, Andy. One final push. Uh, just go as fast as you can in the lane, maybe. No. 350. He’s riding away. He’s just riding away. Ah, it must have been the first attack I did. Let’s come back to biteless here. Come on, Andy. No, he’s right there. You can’t beat him. You can’t beat Kidador. Damn it. Ah, so close. So in the to Franks 2012, we have stage number 10 where team sky just dominated completely. We had Bradley Wings winning the stage and gaining around a minute or more on all his rivals. Froom, who was on his team, was the only real competitor. That should tell you a lot. So we’re playing this time draw, and I have no clue how this works in this game either. So, we’ll just have to pray in it. Let’s go. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Okay. Uh, how do I how do I crashed? Maybe I should find out how to play this. Okay, I now understand. So, we sprint to bat. There we go. Sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint. And then I press L1, R1 alternatively. And then I keep high pace like that. And then when that refills, I can Well, I guess I can do a little bit slower. I’m going pretty fast. 188 BPM already. Damn. That’s That’s a bit much, is it? It’s slow here. Oh god. Okay, I’m not 100%. It’s fine. It’s fine. I’m sure it’s fine. 194 BPM. Damn. Maybe I’m going a bit too fast, but I rather go a bit faster. A bit too slow. Here we go with the corner again. Let’s just make sure I don’t crash this time. The turn. The turn is is very sharp corner. All right, we’re good. Okay. Okay. Oh, I see someone out there. Catching someone. Let’s go. Let’s get him. Let’s get him. Let’s get him. Whoever it is. Who is this mysterious fella? He’s going to get caught. That’s for sure. Oh, yeah. Taking the corners way too slow, mate. Way too slow. Oh, he’s catching back up. Oh, god. Dead. Oh, hi. He was like, nah. 15. Uh, wait. Oh, one second away from Tony Martin. I just have to say, but now I can’t see uh Bel anymore. Uh, damn it. Damn it. I messed up. Messed up. Messed up. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get up to speed. Got to get up to speed. Got it. This time it’s fine. This time fine. Okayoo. That was God damn it. No. How did that happen? No. I’m messing it all up. Damn it. The controls are so difficult cuz suddenly in the corners you turn slower. It’s so weird. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I slow you turn slower in the corners. I don’t get it. Uh corner here. Boom. Right here. Where do we end up exactly? Ah, it’s not good. It’s not good. At this point, I might have to make a video titled winning a stage in every tox game. You know, actually, if you guys want it, type in the comments window if you want a winning a stage in a to France game. Then I might make that a reality as a video in the future. I promise I will in the future once I actually each game from now on that I don’t win the stage I will add $10 to a prize pool and give it away to someone who subscribes to the channel and has left a comment on this video. Okay, but it won’t be many. Actually, it won’t be any. Okay, $0 I’m giving away. I swear. Please. 4832. Ah, damn it. We’re close. Sprint. Sprint, Bradley. Sprint. I swear this will be the last one I don’t win. I swear. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. We finished seventh. That sucks ass. Now we’re reaching the peak of my nostalgia with the to Frank’s 2013 game. We have stage number 20 where Nairo Quintana ended up winning the stage in front of Froom the yellow jersey. The man himself. It’s been all downhill since then. This game is different though because we have food. We can eat. I chose two cakes because that’s really good on climbs and of course it ends on a mountain. So hopefully the cakes can bring us the victory. Like it’s a lot smoother in 2013. So much smoother than the two previous years. And the fast forward feature was born. You’ll love to see it. All right, we’re on the final climb. I’m telling my team to go and relay and we’ll see if we can do this. Hopefully the cake is going to be enough. Who knows? We see Chris Vroom right here. Not Froom, but Vroom cuz he goes he goes vroom v room. You know, they’re struggling. They’re struggling behind. See Moreno as well. Pieran. Oh, they’re all coming up in front. Where’s my team at? I’m still waiting for very Why is he not here? I told him to protect me. God damn. Oh, someone’s attacking. Okay, chill. We’re chill. We’re chill. So, let’s see. I’m going to attack myself. Screw it. Screw it. I’m not I’m done waiting. I’m done waiting. I’m following these guys. They’re taking too long. Come on. Get their wheel. Actually, don’t even get their wheel. Just Just go past them. You got to follow me. Eat that cake. Eat that cake, Naru. Okay, so that should help our stamina be a little better. We lose less of the uh the green. I mean, they’re pacing right behind me. This is a bit risky. I’m doing all the work here. It’s what you got to do sometimes. 4.4. I’m pretty sure I can make it all the way. Oh, yeah. I’m just going to keep going. Attack. Come on. Attack. Catch me. Catch me. Uh, I’m going to get the uh other piece of cake as well. More cake. Imagine seeing this in real life. Toilet functions right coming riding up and they’re just eating cake. Oh, my stamina is more than enough. I can do this easily. 42 seconds. Let’s go. Just keep going. No, keep going. Keep going. Get that stage win. You deserve 1.8. Stamina’s running low, but it should be okay. It should be okay. We’re surviving. It is. They’re too far gone. I see the finish line. We’ve done it. I told you I’m gonna win every single stage from here on out. That was not a lie. Pure truth. Let’s go. We beat everyone by plus one minute. Let’s go. Told you 2013 go to game. Goed. So in total 2014, we have the legend Alberto Contador who unfortunately had to abandon on stage number 10, which is today’s stage. He crashed and broke a leg and tried to continue but he couldn’t. So today we’re here to take revenge. Okay. He was said to be in the form of his life this tour and then he had to abandon it. Sucks. I can take all this back. We got this. Don’t you worry. So in this edition they went away from food and replaced it with gel. It’s sort of very similar. Uh you have one gel on the first half of the stage and one gel on the second half. The first one I have is like a caffeinated drink, which should help recover my overall stamina. I think I might as well use it now uh and see if it does. It does. See? And then on the second half of the stage, I have one that should help recover my yellow stamina, which should recover more, I think. So, hopefully I played this right. Who knows? We’ll see. Also, I feel like the ability to control the ride in 2014 is a lot better. It’s a lot smoother. 2014 was okay. 2012, 2011, it was horrible. Just wish we had this in the future games. They removed this for some reason where you could see who won which calm and sprint and stuff. This is a really nice feature, too. Oh, wait. Slake and nippy both escaped. Wait a minute. This is not part of the plan. I better go up and pace as fast as you can. Okay, team Sky also are pacing. Got it. Got it. And also, there’s the follow the wheel feature, which means I don’t have to control the rider all the time. I can just hold in square beside someone like this. Oh, it’s so nice. It’s so nice. So I have croera left one rider. It’s more than it’s more than zero. So that’s something. Time to get revenge. Alberto, hopefully you had a good breakfast this morning. A lot of steak cuz there’s a lot at stake. You know what I mean? Steak. Anyways, okay. There we go. Oh yeah. Oh, they’re all they’re all suffering. They are suffering already. Five colonas is a short climb. So I’m just going to go all out. That’s all I have to do. Oh, there we go. We’re just dropping. I’m just riding. We’re just riding away. Let’s go. Let’s go. Crazy go. How’s he doing? How’s he doing? He’s He’s almost down. Let’s go. I’m I’m just going to just going to attack now. I’m attacking myself. Go, Alberto. Go. Doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. He doesn’t have what it takes. I’m going to get the gel now. There we go. So far so good. The pelin’s far away. They got dropped real quick. God damn. There they come. Is that a team sky? It is. Chris. Yep. Right in that group. Well, I think I should be able to just keep going. I’m not even Wait, I’m not even riding the fastest gear. Wait, I didn’t even realize I’m not even riding the big gear. Bro, what didn’t you tell me? Why didn’t you say something? There you go. Now I’m Now I’m going fast. The old school sucks to tinkov. I love this jersey. I love it. Nah, they ain’t catching Alberta today for sure. That’s for certain. One more effort. Come on. Final bit. The favorites is one minute away. They are. And it’s too late for them to catch us. 500 meters. Go, Alberto. Go. It’s right here. Come on. Let’s go. Told you not losing a single stage the rest of the games. Let’s go. A minute 18 plus. Chris Frost get Froomed cuz you know it’s related to Froom. Anyways, Torto France 2015. This game is legendary. This is the game that I first ever made a video on this channel with. We going to take the Danish team cuz I’m Danish. Saxo Ting. They have a B contain that we’re going to be used in. It’s iconic. And oh, it’s like similar controls now and everything. And I’m also stuck in a pelin just like usual. Oh, almost crashed. The nostalgia here is unreal. I’m just trying to I’m trying to get into a roy. We’re on stage 17. One by Gishk. It is famous for Alberto Kador and TJ Van crashing out on a descent. But can I can you all mess up? There we go. One by Gishka. We’ll try and repeat that today. Is it possible? Who knows? Come on, catch him. Catch him. There we go. Okay, but yes, this is the very first game I made a video on this channel with. And man, I remember it. I remember back in the old apartment. I just had the PS3 and a laptop. I had a little blue Snowball microphone and I had when I had to render the videos, right? 12 hours. It took like 12 hours to render one video. It was horrible. It looks like we’re gaining decent time on the pelatin. That’s good. 16 man breakway as well. Okay, this could actually be good. This could go all the way. And by the way, if you’re new around here, don’t forget to subscribe to the channel. I have so many good to find videos planned. You don’t even want to believe it. There are so many good ones. If you enjoy this one, you definitely will enjoy the ones I have coming up. And while we’re at it, if you want early access to videos and also want the opportunity to be part of videos, then become a member as well today. You also get a role in the Discord. or to get a cool little emblem besides your name in the comments. There’s so many cool things. Definitely go check it out. But yeah, we’re winning this stage with Gishka. I’m telling you now, boys. We have three and a half minutes to the pelatin. Our stamina’s looking okay. Um with 17 man group here. I don’t know if we’re necessarily the strongest rider here. I don’t feel like we are. I’ll try my best to win it. If not, we have Barill and Dolan and the pelatin. You can’t control your pace as much in this game. You mostly have to just sit in people’s wheels. I’m going to go a little further behind here. Actually going to stay a little bit further behind in the group. There we go. I’m going to be uh have full protection from the wind. A minute and 30 only now. Oh, damn. How my teammates doing? Oh, they’re running out of stamina. Dulan’s running out of stam looking good. That’s the only guy. Saxo Tinkov Alberto Kador wanting a stage one. I think people are falling behind now. I’ll I’ll have to use my gel. I might change to uh gill. Hopefully he can survive it without using gel. Do I want to attack here or do I want to wait? I could attack at the end of this climb. I just don’t know how desents are in this game. I don’t trust my descending ability. There we go. Okay. And boom. Can I escape here? It’s question. Okay. Looks interesting. I can technically cheat downhill. Wait, I’m just going to show you. I’m just going to show you. You guys ready for the ultimate cheat code? Oh, lag. Act tactical su. That wasn’t tactical. That was just I just died. Oh, wait. I thought you could. Well, god damn. I saved my gel. So, maybe I’m going to be uh maybe I’m going to be fine. Who knows? See if I can attack here. Boom. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Attacking temperament. Oh, yeah. You better say that twice. You can say that twice. Come on, B. Come on. Just go. High speed. High speed. It’s a short climb. I should be fine. Boom. Yep. Few seconds. There we go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 24 seconds. Get that speed. Get that speed. Burgl. Get it for the team. For Gishka. Who didn’t make it? I’m just going to get my gill now, I think. Yep. Conjure doors attacked as well. Okay. Okay. Okay. 4.4. I should be good. I don’t have any attacking sound. That’s the only problem. But I don’t need it. I don’t need it. H. He’s just faster. He’s just faster is the problem. He’s attacking. Might be my downfall here. The lag attack. Can I even follow him? Can I follow the door? Can I in his wheel? No, I can’t. Uh, I can’t follow him. Come on, B. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. No, he’s just riding away. He’s just riding away ever so slowly. He’s way too fast for me. No, they’re just riding away from me. Regardless of what you’re in, they’re just riding away. H damn. All right, that’s the $10 to someone who subscribes and leaves a comment down below. A random person, but those are the final $10. Okay, I’m not losing on that one. And now we’re here finally away from PlayStation 3. And this is how every single game looked exactly from here 2016 to 2024. Like if I were to take a screenshot of this, remove the UI, just the graphics, you couldn’t guess which year it is. Thankfully, 2025, new game engine looks different, but it’s so much smoother on the PlayStation. Oh, but we have stage number 12, which is the infamous stage where Christopher F ran up the Monto. Now, I can’t recreate him running up the mountain, but instead I can do him justice and make sure he has no mechanicals and then win the stage. That is the plan. And we also have the UI over here. Basically the same as 2024. Yep. Probably still pretty far in front, but the moment Oh. Oh, we’re going to go. We’re going to be going. Ooh, I can’t control my effort in this game. Let’s go. I didn’t know. Okay, that’s going to make climbing a lot easier. What? They just they are just letting us go. I mean, they haven’t like no one in the pits paced the entire day. So, do they just not care? Cuz at that point, yeah, I guess we’ll just go. Okay, we’re in this group here, which means I’m going to tell G Thomas to just pace 100% and I’m going to stay at the back. Let’s go. Exactly. Precisely. Oh. Oh, they’re falling back. They’re falling behind. Oh god, that didn’t work 100% plan. I didn’t know they had that low stamina. Wait, wait. I’ll take some gel now. I think might as well. Oh, we got done as well. Oh, that was so quick. Okay, I guess I’ll just go solo. It’s a bit early to go solo, though. Screw it. Just go for it. Go for it. He can catch up to me. I’m going to slow down a little bit. Wait for him to catch up. Here he comes. Here he comes. That’s what all the teams get for not wanting to pace the entire stage. This right here. We’re just slowly getting away. A minute and 40. Oh yeah, we’re still dragging away. And I’m regaining stamina. I’m gaining back stamina. I can go faster. They’re just going to keep pacing. 2 minutes. They’re catching up a little bit now. Pulse is almost done. I still have so much stamina and so much gel. Like I think I got 100% all the way from here. There’s no need in me running up this mountain. That’s for sure. Hey, at this point I could probably win the stage running up the mountain as well. It seems to be a win by a huge uncomparable margin. Revenge is what I call it. Revenge. Can I celebrate in this game? I don’t know. I’ll try. I can kind of. Yay. Yay. Oh boy. Total of findings 2017 once again looks the same. We have stage number nine. This stage is iconic for a lot of crashes and a horrible mechanical error with Chris Chrome spike that fortunate for him didn’t end up costing him too much because whoever who was attacked, I don’t remember who attacked when it happened realized he had a mechanical error and then decided not to fur the attack. But you’re the one who won the stage. So we’ll try and recreate that here. Now Chris Froom is Chris Fri. Bro, the names they give this man. I’m going to have to give Furangel. I believe I am the stronger. I’m the strongest man here. Oh, finning it out. Very much. Finninging out. I could escape here, but Oh, we did escape here actually. Okay. Wait, if us if us two can escape, I could do something on the flat part afterwards because the flat part is the one problem. Froom dropped further back. Okay. Wait, as long as we can be in this group without F. That’s good. That’s really good. Oh, he’s back in the group. Damn it. Oh, yeah. He’s up. He’s up pacing now. Damn. Okay. Okay. I want to test it out and see if it’s possible or not. It is. It’s possible in this game. Wait, I want to try a couple of times. Don’t worry. Okay, just a couple times. Just a couple times. You ready, boys? You ready? The tactical. Let’s go. It works. It works. I want to do it one more time just for fun. Just one more time. Okay, just this final time. This final time. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. And yeah. Hello. There we go. See, I’m going to turn these off. They make me write words. Don’t show it tricky, please. There we go. This is what I like to see. Nothing. That’s what I like to see. Nothing. See, it goes so much better. So much smoother. So much quicker. There we go. See that? You see that? Goes so much better. It’s so much better. Descent King. I’m telling you. See what happens when there’s no lag. You see what happens when there’s no lag? Exactly. There we go. We’ve been caught. Was it worth it? I don’t know if it made a difference. Probably not, but who knows? I want to really stretch out the pelin so that if we make it over the top alone, hopefully they’re not going to be a group to try and catch me in the flat part. That would suck. So, okay, he’s basically out of stamina now. What? Is it a bit bit to attack? Oh, boy. This attacking. I’m following that. I am following that for sure. F as well. Oh, yeah. Best believe I’m following this attack. What is attacking again? Follow that. There we go. Or do I follow through? I follow Froom. There we go. I follow him instead. You’ve got to try and follow him. He’s not going all out. Okay. I don’t feel like F is going fast enough. Come on. 15%. Uh, maybe. Ah, he’s going to hang on. Can’s been left behind. Let’s go. That’s good. That’s good. Okay, back in the wheel. And here he goes again. Here he goes one more time. 3 km to go. F is he’s he doesn’t have it. He doesn’t have it today. I just got to leave you behind. I’m going to leave you behind. Aru as well. Okay. Oh, he’s not letting go. F. He’s not letting go. Allow the pace a little bit further here. The final clinus. I’m just going to tire him out. That’s the plan at this point. Oh, there goes Froom. There goes Froom. F has dropped. Let’s go. Now, just now left. No win for the bigs today, my boy. I’m sorry. I apologize. Uh I can’t keep this place up for much longer, but I have I just hope he’s going to drop soon. Oh, he goes there. No, he’s hanging on. Come on, buddy. Just let go. Let go. Come on. There he goes. There he goes. He’s cracked. We cracked him. It took almost everything, but we did it. Now, just to get the final bit of time here. The final bit of time I want to climb and hopefully we can keep our distance. Time to show why I am at the descent meister. Boom. There we [Music] go. I’m even catching the car. Let’s go. Catch the car. Catch the car. Yay. All right. 12 km left and now I’m just hoping my stomach is going to last. There is a group of six who can pace together. is the one problem. Come on. 9 km left. Almost two minutes. Uh, broom’s attacking behind me. 5 kilometers. Or this catching up. How is he catching up? No, there’s no way. There’s no way he’s catching me. There’s no way. He dropped. There we go. Okay, he blew up. I was about to say it was hard fought, but we made it. We bloody did it. No dollars to you. So, Tor of France 2018, mostly known for having my video with the most views. No. Um, he’s known for Garen Thomas winning the Tour of France. And he does so right here on the penultimate stage of the tour. Stage number 20, a time trial. Now, hopefully the time trials in this game are a little bit better than later on. I think all I know is like I win. Okay. It’s weird that there’s no aerodynamic thing. uh like in the later games. I’m so used to it. Might be going a bit fast, but I’m counting on some downhill sections to make up for that lost stamina. Okay, descent here. Let’s see. Minus not minus 6. I need minus 6. Damn it. This is also the toss when the channel really start to pop off. I can’t believe that one video has almost quarter of a million views. That’s insane. That is insane. Okay. And a little I remember this corner here. I remember it’s dangerous. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay, let’s see. I’m going to beat my objective and first place by quite a margin. All right, let’s go. And as you can see, they have the official names of Team Sky. Finally, no more Chris or Broom or whatever. All right, we got Chris Froom. Okay, I’m keeping my stamina well. Little corner there. Boom. And now we go and sprint a little bit here. Just always sprint up the hills. Sprint up the hills. Sprint again. Sprint again. Sprint again. Sprint again. Sprint again. Sprint again. And then downhill. We want to get to momentum here. And keep the momentum up here. There we go. Exactly. Exactly. 10 km. I think our stamina is going to be all right. I’m not sure. Hopefully. Boom. Boom. Boom. Second time. Check. What we got? What we got? Oh, we’re destroying these objectives. We are destroying them. Almost a minute to the rich port. God damn. Get the momentum going and sprint. Sprint sprint sprint sprint sprint sprint sprint. Going to spin all this down on this climb. Boom. Here we go. And sprint up it. Oh, it’s so steep. It’s so steep. 17%. Come on. We’re so close. Get this toilet runs win. Oh, the descent. Oh, technical, huh? Just remember who you’re talking to. Technical. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Give me all the technicality and then sprint. Go, go, go. One kilometer. It’s right here. Get it all the way perfectly timed. Boom. What can you do? We won by 1 minute 18 seconds. Wow. Hey, what can I say? Oh, and look where we come through here. Torifunks 2019. 195 hours. 248. Wait, does it get crazier? Okay, 145. Okay, not nowhere near. So, here we have Total Funks 2019, which was won by Aen Bernal. And we have stage number 19, which if you’ll remember was abandoned. A lot of controversy around it. Might have given Bernald the win. Who knows? It ended up being abandoned after the topic to call the Isadon on the descent because there was a lot of hail and like snow and stuff and it just it wasn’t you couldn’t ride through it. So I thought today I will recreate it and attempt to win with Manal who was in front with Yates I think it was under ascent and was going towards a stage one. So I’m going to try and break away the penultimate climb called the run and then we’ll see what happens from there. Well, as you can see we’re back with no team sky. We have team C um with uh P to and and Postto and Rock. We have the Rock on the team as well. Okay, here we are. C is rock and we’re just going to set a high pace right off the bat. Just go all out basically cuz we want to escape here. We want to drop everybody. Oh, they’re always going to We already going 100%. God damn. I forgot how terrible they do corners here in this game. Uh oh. But people are getting tired. 62 people left. Oh, we’re dropping everybody. Actually, at this point, just go 110%. I think lining up for this attack. I feel like people are just going to start dropping here. They already are, but like even more so. 2.5. Goes another one. Yates is here. He is here. Tom is still going. As soon as he drops, I’m just going to go. I think down to 31 people. He’s just riding away. Hey, he’s just riding away. Gareth, I am preparing for an allout attack. They’re all just Oh, they’re suffering. They’re suffering big time. Oh, Thomas is done. I’m basically out of stamina at this point as well. Oh, I did drop him a little bit there. We got a little gap to Yates. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. Okay, let’s go. Okay, we’re slowly riding away. Okay, it’s not exactly a recreation, but you know, Yates is here, so you know, pretty much I’m pretty sure I can uh technically I can do I can cheat a little bit, but I wouldn’t do that. Just one corner couldn’t hurt, right? Yeah, he’s on pace right away. Okay, doing 10 km. Actually, I should be okay. I should be fine. Oh, I don’t want to escape. Okay, well, I guess I did. Yates’s attacking. Okay, he’s going to follow. He’s I’m just going to I’m just going to I’m going to have to follow. I’m just going to have to follow him. Yep. Not letting him go here. Not letting go here. That’s for sure. Go, go, go, go, go. Uh, come on. Stay in his wheel. Stay in his wheel. Stain his wheel. He just keeps attacking. Canana as well. Ooh, we’re alive. We’re alive. It’s good. We’re good. We’re okay. We’re okay. We’re okay. I don’t know if I can win a sprint. I don’t feel like I can. Going to have to drop him the oldfashioned way on the steep part in the corners. The oldfashioned way. 7 km. Come on. Let’s well go for an early attack. An early attack. Go. 18. Okay. Come on. They slowing down. We are escaping. They’re there. 29 seconds. Come on. 5 Columbus. I’m going to start taking some red jungle. I think get the stage win. Get the tour win the right way. 3.5. My stamina is perfect. 33 seconds. They’re not going fast enough at this point. Just going to flat out here. The final portion. That’s bad for me, but it’s going to be okay, I think. Final putt here. Come on. Final flat pot here. Come on, Egan. Come on. That’s it. It’s too late. They’re too far gone. Let’s go. We did it. I did it. Bernell did it. Nice. It worked out somehow someway. So, it’s now time for the Torx 2020 and the rise of Tatty’s Pard Show, which is number 20, which I feel like everyone should watch this at this point. The time child that just shook the world. superhuman performance by the man himself and I’m going to try and somewhat recreate it. We’ll see how well I do. It’s a long time trial, but I believe I can do it with Tadish. I have faith. This tour was insane. It was basically just Tagato against Jungma. That was it pretty much. And he really showed that in this stage like I was in shock. I was shookth. Okay. It doesn’t corner the same. I know. Oh, unless I do this. Then the corner is exactly the same. Boom. I’m catching this guy. Whoever is this, I’m catching [Music] him. Sprint. And one more corner. Sprint. What do we have? Sanchez. Of course, it’s Sanchez. Of course it is. I have to set up a little bit fast, but I believe it’s going to be enough. I see someone all all the way up there as well. Hey yo, we have first person finally. Not that it’s going to be easier, but it looks cool. Okay, let’s see. Give me a time check here. I feel like I’ve set up really fast. Oh yeah, I’ve set up extremely fast. Yep, there we go. No stupid risks. I’m known for stupid risks. Come on now. Sprint. There we go. I should have enough stamina for Final Clown, right? I hope so. Second immediate. What we got? [Laughter] Jesus, almost 2 minutes. I guess I’ve gone a little bit fast, huh? I can’t even see sus anymore. I want to catch the car. I don’t think I go 100% for that long. Oh, okay. I definitely set up a way too fast before the climb. I’m still catching him though. I’m still catching him. I still can’t see Santia, so that’s good. Come on. Almost there. It’s going to flat out here. Going to flat out here. Come on. Come on. Last little part here. Go, go, go to the end. To the end. I did not beat the objective. Okay. I was so far in front and then just Yeah, I set up a little bit too fast. Did I win though? We still won. Good. Still won by 26 minutes. Okay, we take it. It’s okay. To France 2021 and it’s time for the first sprint stage. Mark Cavendish who equaled Eddie Mber’s stage win record on this stage right here. So I thought it was fitting, right? You also haven’t had a sprint stage yet. So makes perfect sense. Now sprint stages are difficult to win. This one I don’t know if I can win. I’m going to try and win a regular sprint, not like I usually do with strategy and stuff like that. So just follow you. Can equal the 34 wins? I’ve never been so unsure in my entire life. They’re just going at it. Sprint trains. They’re terrible in this game. But what they’re really going for now, these don’t attack early on and just catch up to these guys. Use the red jelly here. There we go. Philips’s right there, but he’s going a little bit back now. Marco, just go on attack now. Go, Marco. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Attack. Attack. Attack. Attack. Attack. Attack. Attack. There we go. Little corner. Get around here on the pole. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. Come on, work. I want that. Surely I want that. That’s me. That’s me. That’s the equal. That’s the record equal. Here it is. Uh, no. Definitely. I won that without a shadow of a doubt, but let’s see if the game agrees. Sometimes it doesn’t. It does. Let’s go. Little bit close. So in total Funks 2022 known for Yonas being open in the tofs for the first time and known for Jonah having great jerseys that changed and in this year we have possibly one of the greatest stages in Torang’s history. Stage number 11 were finishing cold the Grenon. This one was insane. We saw Rockish and Bingo repeatedly attacking Pocato together. I remember watching this and I was like, “Holy [ __ ] it was insane.” And I’m going to try and repeat that sequence today. And I guess we’ll see if we can do it. And I’ll bring Chris W up in a break to maybe use later on as well. Who knows? I do believe they did that as well in real life. I don’t remember. Okay, so the plan is very simple. I want to try and recreate it exactly, but I don’t know if it’s going to be possible. I’m going to have B up up there and the plan is to then escape over the top of the telegraph with Rockish and then split up the UAE team. What if I tell Cush instead to attack? He goes there. Okay, there you go. There you go, too. Good. Good. Good. That works. That works. Yep. Yep. Yep. I’m going to control Ringo. And I’m going to tell Ruckus to attack in just a bit. I think it’s time. I think it’s time. Ruckless, go. There he goes. Now, how will UAE react now is the question. How will all the other teams react? In fact, the ESM, they’re going up there. Okay. probably getting away. Actually, I’m just going to stay here. Just staying right here. Is right here. He hasn’t attacked. We got 41 seconds. That’s not bad. Hopefully, you can gain a little bit more. Who knows? So, essentially, this is what would have happened if Paggera didn’t follow Rockish, I guess, in alternate reality. All right, the GI. Yeah, they’re not going 100% whatsoever, especially not UAE. Huh. Very interesting strategy. They have a good minute and they’re gaining. Still just gaining almost 2 minutes. There we go. Pull up pacing now cuz he’s basically done. I’ll just have Rockish to keep going, I guess. Maybe it’s Rockish time to shine. Who knows? He’s left everyone behind. 3 and 1/2 [Music] minutes. And I might even do a cheeky one and try and escape with Vingo as well in the descent. And to be honest, this is not bad because Vingo doesn’t have great fitness today. Rockas does. So, it might end up being just for the better really. Rockish now has almost four minutes. Rockish is now over the top. And let’s see if we can gain a little bit more time to descent maybe. Who knows? Patcha somehow escaped a little bit. I guess I got to control the descent, huh? All right, they’ve been caught. Papach is the one who’s pacing down the descent. So, hey yo, waste all this dam you can. Please. Rocket still got two minutes. Might not be enough. Is it enough? He’s now hit the climb. He has now hit the climb. They’re going just 100% right off the bat. 110%. Ooh, they’re attacking as well a little bit, it seems. Oh, there they slow down and attack again. Okay, bro. Let’s just keep pedaling. Keep pedaling. Oh, boy. They attack suddenly. Paja follows. We follow two. We follow two. We follow two. Oh, the acceleration. Ring goes acceleration. Not great. It’s fine. It’s fine. I can catch up and catch up. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. We here. Ooh, that was that wasn’t great. Just going to sit right wheel. That’s all I’m going to do. Okay. Rock glitch. got caught. Okay, we can still do it, but I don’t know if Pugato really cares for Rockish at this point. Doesn’t seem like he does. What if What if I tell him to attack? Go, Rockish, go. He’s going to follow. No. Oh, he he will. He will. He will. He will kind of a little bit. Oh, I’m running low on stamina, too, though. Going to drop here. Actually, he’s going to drop right here. Not on me, please. I’m not going to risk attacking, I don’t think. is the attack I had to catch that I think took some extra stamina out of me unfortunately. Okay, what if I set a little pace here? See what what happens. I want to see the response. Want to see the response here. What’s the response for you three? Does this They’re just going. They’re just going. Are they still holding on? Oh, Thomas. A little gap. A little gab. A dangerous little gab. Ooh. Are they going to rob you back? They might. They might. Oh, well. 8 seconds. Ooh, that’s the wrong a little more. I just had to challenge him a little bit. Oh, there goes Bugaja. There he is. He’s going to attack the rest of the way. He’s just going to attack the rest of the way. No, there’s no way. There’s no way. Bugger. I’m going to blow up. Going to blow up. I forgot this was the game. This was the game. He was unbeatable. I couldn’t recreate it. God damn it. He didn’t follow Rockish. He ruined it. He ruined the plan. He was supposed to follow him. He didn’t follow the script. I think he’s playing Blastoff. All right. That’s just unrealistic. So, we now have to fall 2023 once again. Yonas Vangle. It was either the time trial stage, stage 16, this one, or the iconic I’m gone, I’m dead of stage 17. But we just had a mountain stage, so I thought we should have we should have a a time trial instead and see if we can win that with Yonas. Don’t crash. Okay, good. This tour, I remember watching this tour. I remember watching the time trial and I was like, surely this is not real, right? I was on the way back home from from Greece and I watched on the train. I was like, “Wait a minute. What’s happening?” Cuz Yonas beat him by 1 minute and 30 seconds to Pukaja second place. That is incredible. And Vanard third place and it was like what 2 and 1/2 minutes roughly he gained on him. This time trial was something else. It was not human. Could tell you that much. But I’m going to see if I can recreate it to a certain degree. I’m going to get over this climb quickly. Get over this part real quick. There we go. The first time check. What do we have? We beat our objective, that’s for sure. Forgot is not gone yet, but we’re so far in front. 27 seconds ahead of objective. Let’s go. Okay, double left. Let’s just do a little cheeky wham. And a little cheeky wham. I want to save a little bit for the climb though, cuz that was the mistake I did last time. On the last time, Charl, I had nothing for the climb. Well, actually, I’ll slow down a little bit. I mean, I’ve probably caught one guy. As long as I’m in front of that guy. I can’t even see the UAE right behind me. Where is he? Where is he? No way. Right. I can’t see him. Here we go. The time check. I just got I got I got to send this. We’re still pretty well ahead of it. And let’s get momentum here. There we go. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Even though I slowed down, we’re still minus 27. That’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Oh, – 29. Now he’s doing better even though I went slower. It’s about going. It’s about going all in all bloody and 5 km. It’s a bit of a It’s a bit of a while. Come on, Yonas. Repeat what you did in real life. Ooh, Scale Moss is first. Let’s go, but only for now. It’s about to be taken away real quick. Should be okay. Speed up here a little bit. 1.5 rider is nowhere to be seen. It was right here. I won’t catch him, but I’ll get one hell of a time. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. And boom. Surely that’s a win, right? Come on. Surely. Surely I’ve done enough. Surely I’ve done enough. Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s go. 52 seconds. Kung with 42. Damn. It’s not as good as in real life, but I’ll take it. It’s a win. So, we’re now almost there. We have Tortos 2024 and I don’t think there’s any surprise in this stage that’s been picked. We have stage number five where Mark Cavendish himself broke the record for most stage wins in total final 35. Are you really surprised? No. All right. Now, the problem here is the sprint stages in this game are really difficult and and I’m not great at sprint stages in general. So, I I don’t know if I can do this. I won the last one, but this one might be a bit troublesome. I upgraded Kevin just a little bit just because he was like so horribly rated. Like he was so way down here. Wait, Phil’s falling behind. Wait, why? So he he Yes. Yes. Pace. Pace. Don’t let him catch up. Do not let him catch up. It’s going to make this so much easier. God damn. Aston controlling the entire race. They won this. They won this. They twendish. Okay. 3.4. Marcus right there. Ooh. Do we try and do a little cheeky early attack? I have to. I’m too scared to almost sprint. Go. Go, boys. Go. They’re following. They’re following. They’re following. See if we can get up there real quick. Get that red gel. Get that red gel. Stain his wheel. Stain his wheel. Stain his wheel. There you go. Stain his wheel. Get more red gel. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. Do it for the legacy. For the legacy sprint, not there. Get his wheel and get past him. Come on. Got no. He doesn’t have the sprinting. He doesn’t have this sprinting. Uh, I was catching up to him and then I slowed down. Oh man, I would have done it, but I’m going to stay to one attempt. That’s what I’ve done the entire video. Another $10. Anyone who likes, subscribes, and leaves a comment. So, the final ToFest game is this year’s Toronto 2025. But the smart mind would realize that by the time this video is up, the Toronest 2025 has not happened yet. So, how will I choose an iconic stage? Very good question. Um, what I’ve done is basically just choose a stage that I think would be uh iconic. I mean, the moment 2 is always iconic, which is the stage that I’ve chosen. Stage number 16 of this year’s Total of France, and we’ll try and win it with the guy that I think will win this year’s Total of France, Yonas Ving. As you can see in this simulation of the tour, uh, we have Remco in the yellow jersey, Baja right over there. Um, but as you can see, the quality, if you have not seen this year of findings game yet, then the quality is a huge difference. it is with a new game engine, the Unreal Engine. So, everything just looks so much smoother and better. YouTube doesn’t really do it justice because of the uh like the pixels and whatnot when stuff moves, but like when you play it yourself, it looks a lot a lot better than uh the previous years. And also, we have some new features like the gel and stuff that you’ll see when it comes to it. Got to finish this video off with a bang. Even though we don’t have great fitness, our fitness is uh you know, very average. And I know that for is very OP in this game, especially in the mountains. So going to be a very big challenge. Is that the mountain in the background? Is that moment? I don’t know. I hope not. That looks scary. Okay, here it is. Starts off not very steep, but it gets steep. Trust me on that one. Just want to stay near the front. Here comes Remco as well. Lander, bring him up. Rock is right behind me with Lassov. There he is. Okay. And it’s his team pacing. UA Willings. Oh boy, we’ve begun. We haven’t even hit the steep percentages yet. Here we go. The steep portion of the climb is up now. Moving to the front. There it is. Boro now are pacing. We’re chilling. Got a minute to the front of the race. I think Oh, people gel if they can to get their gel now. They’re going to have to fall a little behind to get the gel, but they should have gotten it now. I want to wait with taking mine cuz you get both red and blue stamina by taking it. So, so far it’s looking okay. I don’t want to go too fast. We’ve already gone pretty fast so far. I’m wondering if there’s any strategy here I can do or if I’m just going to I think I’m just going to sit and be patient. Patience is key. Stare them in his eyes. What’s up? Huh? You ready? Baja, you ready? Ah, you ready for this? Staying right here. Right in front. Jurgensson in front. I think I’m going to take some of it now just to make sure they attack that I’m not going to blow up or anything. 39 people left in the pellet. 38. Oh, we’re dropping. Visma and UA controlling the race. H 23 people left. They’re just slowly killing it. I think I’m going to have to grab a little bit more of my gel just to make sure. 16 people left. I’m waiting for the attack. It’s coming. Oh, it’s coming. I can feel it coming. Roas attacks. Okay, I’m not following that. I’m waiting for God to respond. Okay, y attack. Go, go, go. Follow follow follow. Attacking is real. Tag is real. There we go. Beautiful. We’re chill. We’re chill. Yson, just stay with me. Stay with me. Yep. Stay with me. It’s not that steep here, so I don’t want to be too far in front. 4.6 km. There he is. There he is. There he goes. Oh no. He keeps tricking me. He keeps tricking me. He keeps tricking me. Attack then, Tony. Attack. No. Oh. you anytime you want to continue or you just want to keep teasing me. There he goes again. There he goes again. Oh, follow him. Follow him. Follow him. Just sit back here. Sit back here. Come on. Come on. Don’t attack. Just sit down. Sit down. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. Keep up. Get past [Music] him. The stamina’s running out. It’s running out slowly. Come on. Come on. Yas. Please. Please. Yates drops back. [ __ ] up, Ty. Please stop. Stop attacking. Please. Oh, I’m going to run out of stamina. I’m running out of stamina. I’m running out. I’m running out. I’m running out. No, no, no. Not happening. Oh, there we go. He dropped both of them. Both dropped. Man, I think Reno blew up actually, it seems. Oh, man. He didn’t have it. did not have this stamina. Well, how is Rockish up there? Did you see him in the Jurro? Did you see him in the Jurro? Hell no. That’s a little gap. At least get a third place maybe. Oh, there. He’s He’s got a second wind here. He’s got second wind. My god. What? Where did that come from? Where did that come from? Yonas did not have the best day, that’s for sure. But getting beat by Rockish. That’s just embarrassing. Embarrassing. Oh, Rockus had a finish peak. It makes sense. Rockish had a finish peak. Everything makes sense. Competing order on this cast. I don’t know about that. That was the final to France. Hope you enjoyed this video. If of course, don’t forget to leave a like and subscribe if you’re new. There’s going to be so much to France content coming up this entire period. Cycling content as well. So, if that’s anything you’re into, subscribe. And yeah, I’ll see you all next time with some more to France. See you later. Take care and a peace.