Edinburgh Bike Gang Interview With Key Witness

Edinburgh Bike Gang Interview With Key Witness

Right. Right, guys. Unfortunately, Sam did break the mask. He says he’s apologetic. We’re going to get a new mask in stock. We might get multiple masks in stock so we can wear multiple different characters for every different video. Yeah, I’m a pig. So, one of the things we haven’t talked about yet is the bike gangs. Sam was actually there during the bike gang incident that did go viral on BBC Daily Record. Scottish son, Edinburgh Live, multiple newspapers, and I sent Sam a very funny uh fake message. I pretended that one of the people from the BBC wanted to interview him in person and Sam said no, which I think was a very, you know, not the best decision, but but but maybe for Sam it was a very good decision, but it was just obviously it was a hypothetical situation. This wasn’t actually real. I just sent this Sam to see how Sam would react if someone from the BBC did actually want to interview him about what was going on with the bike gangs and you said no. So what’s the do you think the bike gangs would come after us? I think that um the way that they were that we were were were seeing everything that happened that day. um the way that they held that tool in their hand. I think that they weren’t um they weren’t [ __ ] around. They weren’t [ __ ] around. And I think more people had them on them. Like you think that was a very expensive bike they were after. Oh yeah, must have been. Yes, definitely. Like not a 50 bike. We’re talking about three grand. Three grand bike. Three grand bike. And I think the lock itself was probably 100 cuz the [ __ ] couldn’t break it. that according to the BBC. Yeah. Hi. So, so who are so basically even if I was a millionaire, multi-millionaire, whatever, I wouldn’t buy a three grand bike. To me, a bike is worth 100 quid or 50 quid or 20 quid if you get a stolen bike. So, why would someone spend 30 grand on the bike in the first place? And then secondly, why would they park it in the middle of town? Assuming they have a job, a good job in the center of town, maybe they get five grand a month after taxes. That’s what, three grand a month. That means that whatever their bike they left there in the middle of town is like a month of what they work as I think. Who would be that stupid? And I think that’s disgusting. You know, you’re I’ve got I’ve got to go with Matty on this one. I would never ever spend that much on a bicycle. Even if you were loaded. Yeah. Even if it’s electrical just to get me to the place. Even three grand on electrical. It’s stupid. Even Even the [ __ ] tires and the the the wheels are worth, Lord. You know, never mind the [ __ ] bike locks that you buggers broke. You know what I mean? You little shits. You know what I mean? And I think I think it’s terrible. And So what do you think? So basically I posted this video on Tik Tok and it went viral about 350,000 views and one of the person that liked and followed the page. I went on their page and they have pictures of stolen bicycles and stolen scooters. Okay. And I sent them a message and I was like, “Hey, do you want to have an interview?” And they said, “I’m part of the police. What would you say to those people? Well, like you would think it’d be cool if I got one of those interviews. Do you think it would be too dangerous? Well, it’s one of them. Are they undercover? Are they working with So, you’re saying one of the people stealing the bikes might be an undercover police just I think I think they could be. You know what I mean? It’s possible. Who would do that in blur odd daylight? Can I ask one question? Why the [ __ ] did it take the [ __ ] police fan on that video all that time to come round to see everything? Do you know what it is? Cuz they’re not bothered. They’re not bothered, mate. They’re more bothered about putting these [ __ ] They’re more bothered about putting these people in [ __ ] mental homes. Mental homes are [ __ ] hostile. You know what I mean? That it’s a big problem here right now. And I think that all the SMPPs need to sit down and realize what’s going on because I think they’re all brain dead. You know, they’re they’re sitting there in the parliaments and it’s like, “Yeah, yeah, I’ll do that. Yeah, I’ll do that.” I’ve I’ve seen it on telly and I’m I’m I’m I’m sick of it. I’m not having it anymore. Is it the SNP is in charge now? Oh, yes. Yeah. You got the You got the bobblehead. It’s going like that in the back. And I’m like, mate, what’s she agreeing to? She’s just nodding her head and I’m sick of it. You know, I think things need to be taken on and looked at and, you know, just going through cuz I’m I’m I’m just I’m I’m absolut I’m I’m you know, as as You must be raging. I’m raging. I’m so angry on a daily basis. Yeah. As a Scottish man, I am [ __ ] fuming. Okay, I’m not here to deal with this [ __ ] no more. Okay, I am in I am in uh temporary accommodation at the moment with situations that have happened. Okay, and the way I see it is why don’t you help your own, okay? Instead of helping these bastards out here come on the [ __ ] boats, okay? Where’s my [ __ ] two grand of [ __ ] week? Where’s my phone? I like phones, by the way. You ain’t giving me one, are you? You know what I mean? Where’s my dinner? You know, I see I’ve seen [ __ ] I’ve seen videos on Tik Tok guys going in to these [ __ ] hotels and saying they’ve got like five course meals and they’ve got a pure chicken karma waiting for them. There you go. And I’m I’m I’m absolutely sick of it. I’m not doing it no more. And you’re buying out bloody Pepes for over 10 quid a go. That that Pepe is me. Oh, Pepe. Oh, it’s brilliant. Oh, bro. It was well worth every burning, man. I think I think it was 12. What about on the toilet today, though? Oh, yeah. 12. Oh, your ass. Oh, it hurts, man. I felt that today, man. I I didn’t sleep, but it came on my ass and it was [ __ ] sore, mate. That must have been why you didn’t sleep. Oh, my actually got food poisoning. You’ll need to get the mild next time. Right. So, I’ll tell you something. Don’t trust them [ __ ] and pepper cuz they might give you food poisoning. and just just enjoy yourself. Do you know what I mean? But the main topic that we want to speak about is the bike ceiling gang. And I think that needs talked about more. Okay? And it’s criminal, mate. We need more police around certain areas to stop this [ __ ] And bro, if we don’t have the police, we need these people in the bike gangs to be more open to having interviews with Matty G. I think that’s what we need to do because think about it. If the police aren’t going to do anything, they at least need to tell us how sinister it is, man. How good it feels when they’re riding on the stolen bike, when they take it into their house, when they sell it for hundreds of pounds, when they get their dick sucked by some bad [ __ ] because they they just sold a bike for hundreds or thousands of pounds. You know what I mean? Like, we need to hear the [ __ ] story, man. Then that’s the thing we need to [ __ ] go on, mate. Cuz you know what I mean? Yeah. I like a [ __ ] dog. Don’t look at Yes. Anyways, this is Yes s to the m I. Okay, let’s get going. And we were 8 minutes in. We have 22 minutes to go. We paid top dollar for a full hour with Sam. We will do this again. I do believe it’s been a good investment. right on my [ __ ] over. I’d like to I’d like to just cut off with something. Okay. I think that we need to focus on what’s going on inside our cities. Okay. Because I think it’s all [ __ ] up. Yeah, cuz where is the police tonight? Not about that, Matty. We’ll not talk about that. No. No, we’ll not talk about that, man. I think I I think we need to talk about is um I I just think that, you know, I think it’s [ __ ] disgusting how you’ve got these homeless people on the streets and they’re in [ __ ] tents, but you can homeless [ __ ] 20 [ __ ] immigrants. And that’s the thing I’m pissed off about. Do you know what I mean? Look at me. I’m in temporary accommodation. Where’s my [ __ ] bed and breakfast? Do you know what I mean? What is it? Where is it? Where’s my bed and breakfast? Where’s my [ __ ] bacon and eggs? You know what I mean? I think you’re [ __ ] disgusting, mate. You are an absolute [ __ ] And I’m sorry, but I think I hope this reaches you, mate, cuz you’re a knock on the [ __ ] head and a kick down the [ __ ] lake, mate. [ __ ] But Sam, you need to remember whose fault is it? Is it Thomas, mate? Exactly. It’s not the person receiving it that’s coming from these crazy countries that we’ve bombed. We’ve literally bombed Yemen and [ __ ] They’re coming from there. Sorry, the immigrants as well, man. I’m sorry, but you guys need to go back home because I’ll tell you something, right? [ __ ] off home. I’ll tell you something. You coming here is pissed us off, mate. And it’s not even about that. You’ll get [ __ ] bored. What about your Why would you want to be here, mate? The women are [ __ ] entitled. They want a millionaire Brad Pitt 12in [ __ ] girthy. And the thing is, do you know what I’m pissed off about? You immigrants, right? You say you’re coming over with your misses and your kids and that, but you’re not coming over with them. You’re coming over at home. Okay. They’re at home dealing with the kids and that. They give you money to come over here to some money to their millionaire. I’m going to come back. You don’t come back, mate. You leave them. You’re absolute dicks, mate. You don’t do that to women, mate. You take care of women. So, I tell you what, this is a note to go off on. Go [ __ ] yourself. No, no, no. But so they’re coming here, mate, on their own. Yeah. Fighting aged men. They’re sending money back home to the [ __ ] women and [ __ ] Oh, sorry. Sam’s taking a drink. It’s all good, man. It’s all good. Down it, man. This is how we get Sam to perform at the highest [ __ ] level. He must be pissed. Where’s um Matty G as well? I must be pissed as well. So he’s pissed about the immigrants. I’m pissed about the immigrants obviously. I’ll tell you something. And I’m not even fully British. Actually, I’m not. You are. You’re pissed about the immigrants. We all are. We all are. It’s it’s a it’s a hard subject to touch on because I mean you wouldn’t want to say it out in the public square without your face covered. That’s what I mean. And I’m quite um I’m see that that’s the thing if it’s it’s a hard subject to touch on because some of them are very nice. Some of them are very nice. Exactly. You know what I mean? like you know immigrants that are very good and they’ve come here and they’ve done well and they have businesses and they [ __ ] contribute. Anyway, we want to know are you guys with us or are you against us? Against us. We don’t want the consequences but they’re not immigrants and that’s what they’re pissed off about. Do you know what I mean? That’s what he’s pissed off about. I tell you what, I’ll [ __ ] set a [ __ ] bum off on the boats and blow them up, mate. I’ll [ __ ] I’ll send you to [ __ ] space, mate. What if my bird just coming on one of those boats, man? Oh, she’ll be fine, man. She’ll be fine. Yeah, I’ll get I’ll get her. Get the bombs and other boats. She’s VIP here, man. She’s VIP. I’ll tell you something right now. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll send you all to [ __ ] Legoland, mate. Yeah. You’re all [ __ ] glam, mate. Yeah. Boom. [ __ ] campaign. I’m done. Okay. So, so what should we do with all these immigrants? Just deny them at the border. Send them home when they leave. You know what to do. You know what to do. Throw [ __ ] bums in water, man. That’ll get rid of the [ __ ] No, we’re being serious, man. Oh, is it? Right. Well, we’ll get a sentry gun on top. That’ll get you scum, won’t it? Yeah. No, that would get them gone. So, no, no, no, no, no. I’m being serious. I’m being serious. If you were in charge of the country, if you were emperor Yeah. and these [ __ ] immigrants come in the boat. Okay. We would only need to, let’s say, we would only need to kill one boatload of them. Would you would you shoot them in the head just to send a message to the others? Don’t [ __ ] come here. You know what? I’d have a proposal. What would you do? How would you do it? I proposal. What I would do is if you’re coming in, it’s three grand a month. Okay. Yes. And you’re only in here for a certain amount of time, then you have to go back home. So, I’m making money and you’re a little rat. Get by. Okay. That’s that’s a pretty sinister belief. I’m I’m just thinking and I’m I’m just you know, it’s been a lot since COVID 19 and this has all happened. It’s Do you know what I It’s like a firework going off. You know, it’s it’s confusing business, you know? We’re all trying to fit in, aren’t we? But I feel like the way some some people Yeah. There some somebody It’s like I was out tonight and this [ __ ] this guy came up to me and oh my god, mate. I was like, “What the [ __ ] are you? Are you like two shed turtle, mate?” You know, I [ __ ] sit outside having a piss and I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s good, isn’t it?” You know, it’s been a mad night. It’s like, “Yeah, yeah, it’s been a bad night.” Am I the [ __ ] would you know, mate? Get home. Make your curry. I’m not racist. He’s not racist. One of his best friends is Yeah, he was. What do you mean? What happened? He’s gone now. It don’t matter about that. Okay. He’s not gone. He’s not gone. He’s not gone. The main story that we’re talking about is to get this sorted out. Okay. And there’ll be many plenty more of this. Yeah. [ __ ] this. Cut the [ __ ] tape. No, no, no. We’ll not cut the tape. So, basically, we’re guys, we like going out in Edinburgh. Thank you, Mom. We like going chasing all these little slags in Edinburgh. Where do you think are the best places to hit up in Edinburgh to have a good time? We had a good time. Cut it. Cut it. Come on. No, you can’t.