I Rode an E-Scooter From Paris to Monaco

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I’m going to spend the next eight days riding an electric scooter almost 1,000 miles across Europe, starting here in Paris and hopefully finishing in Monaco in 8 days time for the Formula 1. So much could go wrong. On this journey, I’ll face falling, the scooter breaking, and terrible weather. But ultimately, it will be the best road trip of my entire life. Strap in for one hell of an adventure. Woo! Now, of course, to do such an insane challenge, I need an insane scooter to match it. This is the Dualron X Limited. It’s got the longest range of any scooter in the world. It’s one of the fastest. It’s also one of the heaviest and one of the most expensive. But despite this, the challenge at hand is far from an easy one. The range on this scooter is 170 km, but of course, the range stats it claims are all going to be in ideal conditions. I’m also carrying a lot of weight with all the bags I’ve got. Is that going to impact the range a lot? Of course. How long will the scooter take to charge? How frequently will I need to charge it? These are questions that we’ve got to try and answer. Woohoo. There is just so many things that could go wrong here. And why Paris? Wow. So, last year I went from London to Paris on a $1 bike. It was a bike that I saved from going to the scrapyard. And I’m not just saying this. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. So, it only feels right to finish off where we left off. Paris is so cool. Look at this stuff. And why Monaco? Electric scooters and Formula 1 have a lot in common. Almost every single Formula 1 driver uses an electric scooter to get about the grid. Formula 1 drivers were also some of the earliest adopters. I mean, Michael Schumacker was riding around in electric scooters in the early 2000s. I didn’t even know electric scooters existed then. So, naturally, I’m going to ride this electric scooter all the way to the Monaco Grand Prix. Oh my days, Paris is absolutely alive today. For day one, I had 80 km to cover, but this was by far the shortest of the eight days I had planned to get to Monaco. There was no room for error in this plan, or else I was going to miss the Grand Prix. I’m really relieved now. We’ve made it out the center of Paris and we’re in the suburbs largely because this is my first time riding an electric scooter and obviously being in the center of Paris, it’s not the greatest place to learn ever. I really appreciate the help, Manu. Yeah, thank you. Let’s go. Good trip. Thank you. Do you think I’ll make it? What do you think my odds are? Just go. Enjoy it. Oh, you’re filling me in with confidence. I’m not going to reach my stop till tonight until 9. But first impressions of this scooter. This thing’s just insane. An hour and a half ago. We’re in the center of Paris. And now I’m just like in a forest trail. Funny how quickly you just get out of the center of a city and in the middle of nowhere. We’ve covered 30 km range 116 km. Battery 100%. I mean earlier it went down to 99% when I was going up a hill, but then went back up to 100. Holy jeez. Oh my gosh. I’m an absolute blonker. What a stunning evening. Given that we’re a bit late, I’m just going to try and lock in now and get get to the location for tonight. I’m not even going to try and pronounce where we’re going. It looks nice. We’ve booked an Airbnb there. Everything should be good. But I think the plan is get to the destination, set the scooter on charge. After a terribly hard day of being stood up on a scooter and doing absolutely nothing, I thought I’d treat myself. Oh yeah, French McDonald’s. You don’t realize how completely massive this electric scooter is until you put it in like a a room or a restaurant. We had a bit of a predicament there because she read my order out in the French version of 13. And of course, I don’t know what 13 was in French, but we’re sorted now. Classic Big Mac Coke. Oh, cheese and bacon fries. [Music] As we go on this trip, I’m going to show you more and more features of the X Limited and put this thing through its paces. For right now though, we’re just running in eco mode with the speed limit cap. But this thing, it’s got some serious power. I’m alive. Woohoo. This is so cool. I don’t know. Just I’m road tripping on a flipping electric scoop. Woohoo. Neon lights, baby. Neon lights. I can change the color of the George logo lighting up. I’ve got lights on the front, lights on the rear. You could say it’s lit. Oh man, alive. Woohoo. We made it to the Airbnb. So, tonight I’m staying in an Airbnb in Fontaine Blue. And you’ll notice that the scooter has made it into the room with me, which was a pretty big concern of mine. I picked this Airbnb based on it having ground floor access, then forgot to actually tell the host that I was bringing an electric scooter with me. So, when uh Virginia saw me with the world’s biggest electric scooter, you can imagine she was pretty she was terrified. And at the end of day one, I’ve covered 77 km on the electric scooter and have a range of 93 km left on it. Anyway, I’m going to charge the electric scooter overnight and then tomorrow we’re going to put it through its paces and find out just how much range I can get out of this thing. It’s day two of crossing Europe on an electric scooter. We need a name for the scooter. So, my plan for today was to go from Fontaine Blue to Djon, but it turns out Djon is 270 km away. I’ve I’ve made a huge mistake. That’s what you get for using AI to plan your routes. I need to check the rest of these routes. Given the really tight schedule, this genuinely put the whole trip in jeopardy. Insane. Yeah, it’s not very easy directing a 90 kg electric scooter with the turning circle of a bus. Thank you so much for the hospitality. I really appreciate it. It’s been a brilliant day. Nice to have you there. And again, sorry about the scooter. Oh, that’s what lovely people. Let’s go. I’m going to try and order this in French. Uh yeah, and cafe play. I think No, thank you. Okay, I tried. Let me see. You come where do you come from with this? Uh Paris Paris. I’m going to Monaco. I’m literally riding along the dual carriageway. FBI. Okay, change of approach. So, so far I’ve been telling Google Maps that I’m a bike, whereas now I’m going to tell it I’m a car. Hopefully that’ll avoid me going down the wacky cycle routes that it’s sending me on, which are more like walking paths. I mean, now it’s trying to send me down literally this path here, which I I’d imagine is manageable, but it’s like, you know, it’s either this or this. Just like a Look at this road. I’ve seen like one car in the last 10 minutes come down here. nails. I’m entering the upside down. Why was the sign upside down? Yes. Follow the DA man this woman sing song baby I’m on my life my just started to ride she was a long woman in a black but just oh No, no, no, no, no. I’m not going to have to go to McDonald’s again, am I? No. I I can’t I can’t do that. I can’t I cannot. Okay, hear me out. That there’s a there’s a reason for coming here. I need to charge my scooter. But the thing is, I might not even need to charge. I’ve done 90 km today and have 80% battery remaining. 80. It says I have a range of 87 km though, so I’m a bit skeptical of the 80%. It also does seem to change what percentage it is depending on whether I’m going up a hill or not. So, there’s the plug. Just need to get my charger out. Yes, we’re charging. And given that I’m stealing all their electricity, it’s only fair I give them some custom ha again. Interesting here. Reusable chip box, reusable drink cup. This afternoon we’ve got 80 more kilometers to go. So originally we were looking to go to Djon tonight. Instead we’re now going to Avalon. The charge is at around 90%. We finessed McDonald’s of 10% charge. Whilst the scooter was charging in McDonald’s, I went over to Aldi and I picked up some tea so I can make make some sandwiches for tea at the mid-after afternoon stop. And at that stop as well, I’m going to give you a full scooter tour. Imagine just living like there just in the Just look at this. Just so peaceful. So nice. I I’d love to live there. You get me a nod. Wow. You see those cows? That’s sick. Look at that. It’s a real uh French wine maker. Loads of bottles of wine. Incredible update. The hotel have said they’ve got a garage where I can park the scooter and charge it. Yes. Oh man, what a stunning evening. I feel so lucky to be doing this. This is sick. Oh, let’s go. [Music] Bonjour. He’s a bike. must not like electric excuses. I’ve pulled up for tea. We’ve done half of the journey of this afternoon. We’ve done about 44K and we’ve got 44K remaining. Anyway, I know you’re dying to know what I bought from Aldi for tea. So, here we go. We’ve got some Coke. Is that Camil or Camila? Chocolate muffin for dessert. And then for mains, we’ve got du lean two paninis and jambon ham. Got some ham. So, I’m going to have some ham ham paninis. So, it’s now time for me to show you around the electric scooter that I’m doing this challenge on. This is the Dualron X Limited. It’s the most insane piece of kit I’ve ever used. It has a range of 170 km. It has a top speed of 110 km an hour. I mean, these are like good stats for an electric car. Batteries. There’s one massive battery in this bottom deck, and then there’s also a second battery in this head tube. a horn. It’s got a horn. I actually found out it had a horn last night accidentally when I got to the Airbnb. I was like pressing about with all the buttons trying to get the lights on and then I accidentally press the horn button and honk the horn at half 10 at night. Massive front and rear suspension. You’ve obviously got these three front lights, disc brakes at the front and rear. There’s also a motor at the front and rear and absolutely massive tires. Here’s the two charging ports if I want to use the two fast chargers. Another thing that I was kind of worried about with this scooter was indicators. In Italy, it’s mandatory for your electric scooter to have indicators. And then you’ve got your display on top. The elephant in the room though with this scooter is the price. This scooter costs more than my car actually, but I can see why. Thankfully, Mini Motors, which is the company that owns Dualron, they were really kind. They gave me an awesome deal on this scooter. So, I didn’t pay anything near what it costs. $7,000. There’s also a Joltron app which allows you to control loads of things on the scooter. Uh like you can set cruise control up. You can change the speed limit. Anything you can imagine you can alter through the app. It’s another really good feature of any Dualron scooter. And it also allows you to lock the scooter, which is great when you’re leaving it. So, for example, when I was in McDonald’s and I went to Audi to get my tea, I just locked the scooter using the app. It just meant that I could leave it charging and have no worries at all. Okay. For any French police officers watching, I have not turned off the speed limit on this scooter, and I will be going no faster than 25 km an hour. Okay. Yeah, buddy. I’ve still got the scooter in eco mode, so it’s not going to accelerate any quicker, but the the top speed is definitely 25 km an hour. Now, look, I’ve got places to be. Oh my gosh. Wow. Oh my. This is electric. I don’t want to go that fast that I don’t actually make it. That would be counterproductive. Oh my god. Wow. Holy smoke. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. I’m literally just watching the battery tick down here. But this thing’s epic. But even at these speeds, the ride just feels so solid. But let’s keep going. And let’s see how we get on with the range. 63% battery now. When I set off it was 66. 38 km to go. Oh my god. What the hell? Woo. I saw a head on the table. [Music] Not sure I’m going to include this in the video. just fell in a ditch. They’re like the steering like locked up. I don’t Oh my god. What just happened? This is like 90 kg. I don’t know how I’m going to get it out. Well, that was absolutely terrifying. Basically, the steering wheel locked. It just locked when it reached its maximum turning circle. But because this thing has the turning circle of a bus, I was going straight into the ditch. Uh, and I was sort of accelerating at the same time. So, out of panic, I just let go of the scooter and it fell in the ditch. Let’s get this last stretch done. 24K to go. [Music] Cuz I’m home. Had it all. Had it all. Had it all. Had it all. Had it all. Head it all. Head it all. Let’s go. We’ve made it. Just like to check in, please. We’ve done 180 km today and we have 45% battery left. The range I’m not so sure in. I think this is the number to look at, though. Mind-blowing. This This is incredible. Okay, some absolutely brilliant news. Don’t if you can see behind me, there is four bike packers staying at this hotel. And that means potential friends, okay? Because uh yeah, it’s getting pretty lonely on the scooter. It’s amazing fun, don’t get me wrong. Especially when I can’t speak any French at all. I’m just embarrassing myself now. Anyway, let’s get the scooter on charge. And I guess I’ll see you in the morning. Bonjour polyong. That’s the extent of my French. Welcome to day three of eight. Crossing Europe on an electric scooter. Today is possibly the longest travel day of the whole trip. I’ve got 200 kilometers to cross. The hotel I stayed at last night was great. I had breakfast there. But unfortunately, I didn’t make any friends. And if this distance wasn’t enough of a challenge today, there’s another issue we’re going to face. In France, like a lot of Europe, most shops are shut on Sunday, which means it’s going to be incredibly hard for me to get food and drink, but also charge the scooter. So, it’s now 5 10. I was due to set off at 9:00, but like everything in my life, I am late. That was because though I woke up late, but more importantly lost my sunglasses. [Applause] It’s looking like it’s going to be a lovely day here in France, which is great because I can wear shorts and a t-shirt and have a great time. But yeah, I I need to find some sunglasses. It’s not really the supermarket I had in mind. Oh, I get out this way. This is awkward. Uh I’m on a dual carriageway again. How does this keep happening? So, after further investigation, it’s just going to be like fast roads for the next like 15 km, which is not good. It’s honestly terrifying. Like just been passed by lawyers, tractors, cars. Just look at these things flying. Oh gosh, that felt like that was such a flex, me overtaking him. I feel like a massive showoff. noticeable things which could be an issue. There’s a lot of hills so far today and we’ve only just got started and hills are bad for range. Might be a bit squeaky bum time in terms of battery life. When I die and the layman to rest. Going to go to the place that’s the best. Going to lay me down to die. Going up to the spirit sky. Spirit of sky. I’ve just pulled up for a break uh to have a have some peanut bits and a drink and just calm down. But then I parked up and look at look. This is a normal car. Look at the size of this thing. World’s smallest car. Jeez, they’re literally almost the same size. I’m also under severe attack from hay fever. My eyes are like itching. I need some glasses. Just look at that house. That is That is French. After like 50 km, we’ve got 90% battery left and 98 km of range. We’re getting through the battery a lot quicker than we were yesterday. If you are French, please can you explain to me why like I come into a random village and the sign’s upside down. [Music] So you know that when you die, he’s going to recommend you the spirit in the world. Spirit in the sky. That’s where you’re going to go when you die. When you die and day to rest, you’re going to go to the place that’s the best. We’ve got 48 km left before we get to Djon. We’re making really good progress in terms of speed. However, as you can see, we are now hitting some massive hills, and that is absolutely terrible for the range. We’ve literally lost like 8% charge coming up it. Okay, so I’m now on a cycle path. I was getting bored of the roads. Plus, I saw this cycle path and it literally goes to the center of Djon. So, this is exactly what we need. It also gives me more opportunity to talk to people. There is so many cyclists. Djon. Oh, you can’t see the sign anymore. That’s where the halfway point stop is for today. Who’s going to carry the boats? I’ve made it to Dejon. I didn’t make any friends though on the way. I’ve decided it’s time to step this challenge up a notch. So, for the entirety of today, I’m allowing myself a £50 budget. I’ve also paid for breakfast this morning, which was £11, so £10, leaving me £40 for the rest of the day. £40 to get accommodation and two meals. And all the supermarkets are shut because it’s Sunday. Let’s try and figure it out. Nice ride. Ben, how fast does that go? Uh, my friend kilome. Uh, yeah. kilome power 60. Nois, huh? Huh? Little Oh, really? Wow. Jeez. Okay. Second landmark of the day. Wow. Oh my god. What the heck? Look at this place. I’d love nothing more than to go and eat at one of these restaurants here. Literally restaurants all the way around this square, but that’s definitely not going to fit within the budget. Wow, look at this place. This place is so sick. I’m sorry. I French people watching this right now are like, I’m on a budget and I know I can charge here, so let’s go. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Um, aqua civil. Okay, we’re back on road. So, once again, a finesse McDonald’s of 10% charge. Basically, we’ve got 80 km to do. So, 50 miles and we’ve got 70% charge to do it. So, we should be more than more than fine. In more exciting news, I’ve booked the accommodation for tonight. It cost me £3110. It’s basically just over €5. So, we’ll say €5 left. And given that Dijon is the most popular like place on route and all the supermarkets here were shut. It’s not looking good for the rest of the day. I guess the only saving grace is that I permanently borrowed an apple from the hotel this morning. Uh, I am under massive attack from hay fever. I don’t know if my eyes look red, but they’re itching like mad. I can’t breathe. Never been a sinner. I never s I got a friend in Jesus. So when I die, he’s going to set me up with the spirit in the sky. will set me up with the spirit guide. That’s where I’m going to go when I die. When I die and your name to rest, I’m going to go to the place that’s I’ve made it to my tea time stop location. I’m just over 30 km away from Basang, which is the finished location for today. And I’m going to have some tea. Being real with you, I’ve actually kind of finessed you. So, just before I left Djon, I found a car for Express and I went in there with a €5 and let let’s just play the footage. Car for Express. It’s open. Come on. Look at that fresh baguette. 145. Now, we just need something to go in the baguette. We spent 350. We’ve got €150 left. Thank you. Mercy. Honestly, riding around with this, I’ve just been getting so much more respect. I I look like legit French now. [Music] I’ve just had an epiphany while eating tea. So, I’ve been saying this whole time, 8 day journey across Europe. I’ve only got 8 days to go from Paris to Monaco, but I’ve actually got nine days. I started on Friday and I’m not flying back until Saturday night. It just allows me to relax a bit. If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. And it could be worse. It could be the other way round. I was about to drink this water out this look for a blooming water fountain. But thankfully, I Googled what that means and it means non-drinkable. I have once again found myself on a very fast, busy road being honked at. I am so sorry. Sorry. Sorry. [Music] Oh my gosh. Look at that place. Oh my gosh. After almost 200 km on the electric scooter, we have made it to our stop for the night. So, yes, I bought this at lunchtime. It cost me £31 for the night. It’s a one-star hotel, but it’s a five-star hotel for me. All because of the name. Hotel F1. Look, how good is that? I’m going to the F1, staying in Hotel F1. Scores on the doors though for today, we finished with 27% battery. That’s the lowest we’ve got to with a 27 mile range. That’s just utter nonsense. I’ve not told them that I’m coming with this massive electric scooter. I’m just sort of hoping that I can get it in my room and charge it in there. Let’s see what they say. Look at that. I think it’s actually a dedicated parking spot for electric scooters. But anyway, room tour. So, we’ve got the bed. We’ve got a bunk bed. And then we’ve got uh TV, table, dining area, office space, heater, a view of the car park. I’ll finish off with the sink. This is it. We’ve got a nice big big mirror. I don’t know what that is. I don’t even want to think about it. But most importantly, we’ve got a plug. And that’s everything. Oh, another plug. I just don’t know how on earth I’m going to charge the scooter there when the socket is on the wall here. Yes. Good morning, Jake Paul. The scooter is still charging. The scooter is just behind there. Oh god. This is not This is not a good look. This is not good. My eyes have never been this puffy bakery. Oh my gosh. Look, look at these fish. This is in a supermarket entrance. Wow. Ah, brilliant. Okay. Okay. You have time to choose what you like. Don’t know. What do you think? Do Do you think any of them are nice? Which ones? This one looks nice. Yeah, this is Are you right to just take a video of me wearing them? Yeah, no problem. Thank you. Look good. A Merc. Thank you. Okay. How long did you stay here in France? So, I started in Paris a couple of days ago and I’m going to Monaco for the Formula 1 and with with the scooter. Thank you. And careful on the road. I will. Oh, take care. Thank you. Thank you so much. You wouldn’t be like a stir in if I make it. Thank you. Cheers. It’s been an exciting morning already. It’s It’s half past 10. I need to be getting out of the door quicker. So, I’ve just been to little went to the bakery and got some pastries. I got some shaving gel. You’ll be glad to know. Deodorant. Yeah, new shades. Hopefully, this is going to help with hay fever because if my eyes puff up anymore, I won’t be able to see. Today’s route is only around 135 kilometers, which would be lovely, but we’ve got a problem. After further inspection with my plan, it turns out a couple of other days also have some insane mileage. It one day going over the Alps is 230 km. That’s impossible going over the Alps. And then like another day going through another country is like again 230 km. So if we didn’t have this extra day, we’d be screwed. Full stop. But even with this extra day, we’ve got another problem, and that’s that the weather is going to be getting worse. It’s going to start raining basically over the next couple of days. I’m going to try and get to this first city, the one 135 km away, and then if we’re doing okay, we might be able to push on to the other city after. I really don’t want to do it, but given the weather, I feel like I’ve just got to. I’m thinking I just go all the way through as far as I can on this scooter before it dies, basically. Pharmacy. What? Excuse me. I’m going to try and get some eye drops from this pharmacy. Oh gosh, these glasses make my nose look even bigger. Day four. Here we go. I I just feel like I should not be on this road at all. Just what is he honking at me? So, something that’s going to make today’s ride more challenging is hills. And that’s because we’re going towards the Alps. Obviously, very hilly in the Alps. Because if the range is severely hindered by the hills, we’re going to have to rethink the plan completely. And that’s assuming it doesn’t rain. Man, what a hell of a year it’s been. Keep on bluffing. I just came in. D my songs, but they learned to smell. What a hell of a year it’s been. Head in a bottle for my heart in case it’s getting harder that way. Play a song on a tiny mile for the man at the bar confessing his sins. I need some good news. Send me sipping on cold truth. Nobody knows what I’m going through cuz the devil would walk in my shoes. Wish someone told me living this life being lonely. Trying to get away from the old me. Still like singing these blues. [Music] All I really need is a bit of good news. I’ve genuinely not seen another human for like 20 minutes now. Are you going far? Uh, Anglay looks brand new. Uh, yeah. Well, I got it I got it on Friday. It’s taken a couple of bangs on the way, but no, it’s it’s good. How many Your guys’ bikes are cool as well. Ebikes, honestly. It’s It’s makes it I mean, this is just completely cheating. Yeah, exactly. I love ebikes, though. Where you guys uh from? We are from Belgium. Belgium. Nice. But we didn’t cycle from Yeah. Oh, how many days are you trekking for? Uh, six days. Oh, lovely. Oh, brilliant. Well, uh, yeah, nice to meet you guys. Yeah, enjoy your travels. You, too. Thank you. Byebye. See you. Ah, some people in today’s episode of Healthy Eating with Chris. For lunch today, we’re having cucumber and salmon pasta. This was like €210. What a steal. Really happy with this. Paprika Pringles. Um, Super Mario Edition. We’ve got Princess Peach. And then Coke. Done over 80 km so far today. Wow. Oh my. We just got thunder. Oh no. It’s not going to rain today, is it? Surely. Things just changed. This is now a race against time. It’s looking really likely that it’s going to rain in a minute. And as far as my understanding goes, this scooter is not waterproof. I just had a quick look on the Dualron website as well and it just said this model is more waterproof than other Dualron scooters, which means nothing to me. How am I meant to know how waterproof that is? Oh, I’m pretty sure it is raining now. All right, I’ve got nothing waterproof to cover up my bags. One of my bags is waterproof, which is good. So, all my stuff will get wet if it does properly tip it down. Guys, we’ve made it. This is the This is the border of the next country. This thing here, the cross. Yeah, the next country. I’m going to is Switzerland. Well, I’m here. Let me just show you the views. Look at this. Wow, bro. That’s it, cow. Go on. Well done. [Music] Yes. We’re past the cows. We’re past the cows. Oh my gosh. That’s where we’re going. And you can see the Alps off in the distance. That’s also where we’re going. So, since coming into Switzerland, it has literally just been all downhill so far, which is working wonders for the range. Still got 33k left, but 54% charge. And I sort of said to myself, if we get to Lausanne and have 40%, I’d send it to Geneva, which is the second city in the country. Oh my gosh, look at this place. Sound. My phone mount has broke. You guys probably don’t care, but me, it’s a huge disaster cuz how the hell am I meant to see where I’m going? Oh, I put my phone on top of my bag, so I’m using using it that way for directions. In more positive news, I’ve seen multiple police officers now and I’ve not been stopped. That is where I’ve come from. And that’s rain. Google Maps, what are you doing to me once again? Jeez, I’m at one of them points where you you just get like a down phase. I’m in one of them right now. No, this isn’t this phase. Where are you taking me? Tell you what though, the scooter does do pretty well offro. Yes, the path tarmac. Woo! Hell yeah. [Music] Right, I’ve arrived in Lazan. Going to be honest, extremely stressful. I don’t know whether I should be on the pavement, should be on the road. I’ve also got no accommodation booked and I haven’t got any internet. Do I send it to Geneva? Look at this Olympic stadium. I did not know there was an Olympics in Switzerland. I am sorry. I’m so sorry. McDonald’s fourth day on the bounce. What can I say? I came here because I didn’t have Wi-Fi and I knew I could get free Wi-Fi here. That’s what drew me in. And then I was like, “Oh, I’m hungry.” And then I was like, I just haven’t I haven’t got time to go anywhere else because I’ve changed my plan. We’re going to Geneva today. I really don’t want to, going to be honest, but the weather is so bad for the next two days. It’s looking like I might not make any progress at all. And we’ve got to get the miles in. And it’s telling me now I’ve got 40% charge, which is just complete fake news. I had about 35 when I arrived here. So I’ve got 35% to make it 62 km to my Airbnb tonight. And actually my Airbnb is technically back in France. It’s literally just over the border. The Airbnbs is cheaper in France. That’s what it is. And it’s 62 km, but the speed limit is 20 km an hour. So it’s going to take me at least 3 hours to get there. Swiss McDonald’s check. Um, it’s a Big Mac meal. Medium Big Mac meal. And it cost like £13 or like $15. Yeah, it’s expensive here. Right. Well, we didn’t really get to see Lazan, did we? But hopefully we might see some cool stuff as we leave the place. Wow. Take that back. Look at this. That was worth traveling here for. Look at that. Part of the reason I was willing to take on the risk as well of running out of battery for this section is that it’s a bit more flat. So, I’m hoping that my my economy is just that much better. I told the Airbnb people I’ll be there at half 9. Maps is telling me it’s going to be 10:00. 10. Why am I only allowed to do 20 when cyclists go way quicker than that? Wa! Look at the views. This is cool. Lake Geneva. Wow. Oh my gosh, bro. What? This neighborhood might be the nicest neighborhood I’ve ever been in. It honestly, I’m not even joking, right? It smells good. It just smells incredible. It smells like after shave. It just stinks of wealth, really. Oh, no. No, no. Look where I’m headed. I’m going straight to that thing. Range update. 31 km of range, 43 km to go. If the scooter can make it through this, it is waterproof. Truth. Nobody knows what I’m going through with the devil when you walk in my shoes. Wish someone told me living this life. Be lonely. Trying to get away from the old me. Still like singing these blues. All I really need is a little good news. We made it through the storm. Let’s go. That’s what we’ve just been through as well. Oh my gosh. The battery is depleting very fast. Now down at 15%. By default, it’s just gone into eco mode now. And we’ve got a massive hill to get up to our Airbnb. So, let’s hope we make it. If you wanted a range test, you’re getting it. Oh, it’s gone back up to 11. My battery is just on 9% and range was zero. I’ve got 6 km left. I need some good news. Sitting here sipping on cold truth. Nobody knows what I’m going through. But the devil wouldn’t walk in my shoes. Wish someone told me living this life. Trying to get away from the old me. Still singing me. All I really need is a little good news. Hello. You’re all right. Thank you. Sorry I’m a bit late. It’s It’s quite a big scooter, isn’t it? I’m I’m sorry. You probably weren’t expecting this. Where are you going with uh with that? You turn around Switzerland. I’m going from Paris to Monaco. Are we? So, uh, yeah. A long, long, long way. You’re crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You can Yeah, definitely. Thank you so much. So, here is your room. Wow. Oh, wonderful. Oh my gosh. I’m still at the Airbnb just waiting for it to stop raining. I’m just going to accept that I’m going to get wet through today. It’s just trying to minimize just how wet through cuz it’s not going to stop raining at all all day. So the plan for today is to head from Geneva to Shaman. That’s going to be 100 km. So half the distance I did yesterday, but obviously the weather is significantly worse. And I’m literally going up a mountain today. I booked a hotel for tonight and an activity for tomorrow morning. Both in Shamin. So, we need to get to Shamin today. It’s just it’s just getting there. Bad news, there’s no waterproofs here at Car. Damn, these go hard. If I wasn’t on a scooter, I’d buy them. A lady from Car told me to try the Cathol. So, I’m going to try and find another Cathlon. Right, it’s brightening up a bit. I think we just send it. This geese [Music] [Music] speed 20. Huh? I limited it to 20. [Music] Yeah, it’s electric. Yeah. No, sorry. You are not a plate plate. No, no. Cuz um as I say, only I only do 20 km an hour. So, and and I’m over 16, so I don’t need a license for this. Any license plates? Oh my gosh. I thought I wasn’t going to get let back into Switzerland then. I don’t even know if there’s any point going to the Kath one. I’m absolutely wet through already. Don’t tempt me. We’ve made it to the castle. Concerning developments regarding the scooter. The screen is fogging up. I’ve got a poncho, a over bag, and some uh over pants. Normal waterproof. Yeah. Oh, damn. They cover my feet as well. Uh I’m here with my name is Y. What do you think to the trip? I think it’s the most interesting things in the life because I’m traveling more than uh 50 years. You have? Yeah. Really? I started when I was 3 years old. For me? Yeah. Yeah. It’s for me it’s very very interesting. Wow. And I wish you very interesting time in Switzerland. Welcome. We are very happy to see you. Thank you. Yeah. Everyone’s been so polite. It’s been an amazing country so far and I can’t wait to see more of it. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you very much. I wish you to all your viewers and on YouTube. Please traveling. Yeah. That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant. Thank you so much. Have a good day. No joke. I gained three subscribers in Decathlon. There we’ve made it to the big Geneva fountain. On a more somber note though, I was just riding over from Decathlon to here to get this amazing view and my scooter started limiting itself to 20 km an hour or just like limiting itself completely and I’m assuming that’s because it’s wet in some sense inside. So, I’m seriously worried about that. If the scooter goes kaput, then this challenge is over. Okay, we’ve got power again. Yes, bro. I was absolutely pooing it. I thought that was the end of the challenge. All right, let’s go and show you some bits of Geneva before I leave. [Music] [Music] Hell yeah. Switzerland’s loving these cycle paths. Yeah, here you go again. Can you say you want your free? [Music] Well, who am I to keep you down? So, I’m only getting like full power on the scooter if I have the speed limit set at 25 km an hour. If I turn the speed limit off, I literally can’t get up to 25 km an hour. There’s something wrong with the scooter. Progress update. It’s not raining. and it’s trying so hard to rain. So, the game plan now is just to keep going until it starts raining hard because inevitably it will. And then I can have as much time as I want to sit and eat my lunch and stuff. But for now, I just need to keep going. We’re starting to climb now though. Woohoo! Over the Alps we go. Excuse me. What What country is this? Yeah. Is it France or Switzerland? France. We’re in France now. Okay. Thank you. I’m just I’ve just come from Switzerland. I didn’t know whether we’re in the country or not. I don’t speak English. Oh, that’s okay. That’s okay. Mercy of Oh my gosh. That’s where we’re going. Let’s go. I absolutely should not be on this road. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes. Come on. Right. It’s um 4:00. It’s still not rained. I can’t not eat a fork. Let’s try and eat this while we’re riding. This is completely stupid. I am so sorry you had to watch any of that. [Music] [Applause] This is insane. Look at the views. Oh my gosh. Am I on planet Earth still? Look at this. Oh my days. and what you have and what you love. Thunder only happens when it’s raining. [Music] Players only love you when they’re playing. [Music] say they won’t come and they will go. Wow. Oh my gosh. This is where we’re going. That was a long bloody hill. We’re about to go off-roading by the looks. So, we got 34% battery. I was trying to look for an alternative to road to go up, but it’s looking like this one it’s giving us is actually the best. I actually don’t know how I’m going to get hell. Okay, climb mode it is. And boy, we are climbing. Holy. Nah. What the is this? It can’t it can’t be like that for much longer. That was insane. Oh god. I need some speed up here. I’m actually pretty sure I’m not even on the bloody right path here. [Music] Yes. Come on, scooter. Oh my gosh. Yes. Power. I smell the motors. Oh, I think we’re off that sketchy path now. I can’t believe that 5 days ago we’re in Paris. Just look at it now. I’m like riding into the clouds. Feels like I’m entering heaven or hell. I don’t know. We’ve arrived in Shamley now. And yes, the weather has been incredible, but this scooter has done so, so well. I’m um yeah, beyond impressed. I do think the reason that we’re struggling with the speed is that one of the motors is broke. There’s a weird knocking noise coming from the rear motor. I don’t know whether I’m more stressed from today’s travel or the guy at reception. Literally tried every single plug downstairs in the garage and one of them worked. Let’s go and explore the town. I’ve um come out to a restaurant by myself. Let’s see. Something I’ve always wanted to do. Just never done it. Don’t know why I wanted to do it so much. Here I am. Just me, myself, and I just ordered a pizza. Oh yeah. [Music] Okay. I know that pizza looked clapped, but honestly, it was amazing. and solo dining for the first time. I definitely recommend it. You feel a bit awkward at first, but once you sort of relax into it, it’s um it’s nice. But let’s not forget the main achievement of today. I I didn’t go to McDonald’s. Yeah. Come on. Woo. Tomorrow, we’re also going to our third country of this trip. I’ll see you bright and early in the morning. Good morning, Jake Paulers. I’m about to tear up some French. Sorty. That’s the exit. Oh, sure. Um, can I get un panel? So, the activity that I’d got planned for the morning was going up to the Aguileridi viewpoint. They postponed opening the lift because of the bad weather, but then eventually they did. And then before I knew it, I was at the top of a mountain. No way. It’s clearing. Can’t really see a great deal at the minute, but hopefully it keeps clearing up and we will. But I mean, either way, this is so cool. Look at that. Oh my gosh. Ooh. No way. Look at this. I just find it so funny. A couple of days ago, I was in Paris and now I’m like in an igloo. This view goes crazy. My favorite bit. If you just look down there and you see the I just Yeah, guys. I cannot believe what I’ve seen up here. You’re not going to believe it. I love to stop and look for souvenirs, but the taxi driver’s picking me up in 5 minutes. And I’ve got to get back to the hotel, get my bag, get the scooter. Yeah, I’m I’m going across Europe on this. Oh, wow. Yeah, I’ve rode all the way, but I’m getting a I’m getting a taxi through the Mont Blanc tunnel cuz uh Yeah, I didn’t really realize. Awesome. Thank you so much. There’s some bad noises coming from the back of the scooter. Anyway, let’s get this taxi. Where’s the man? Oh, he’s here. The man. The man. The man. This is Manu. He’s hopefully going to get me through the Mont Blanc tunnel. Bonjour. This is going to be hard. Oh, yeah. Okay. It’s going. It’s going. Yes. Let’s go. Relief. Started in Paris and I’m going to Monaco. Monaco. Yeah. On the scooter. Me and Manu just sat talking about life while we waited to go through the tunnel and just enjoyed the incredible views of the Alps. But before we knew it, we made it through the tunnel. Italy. We made it. Third country of the journey. Yes. Wow. Ciao. We have made it to Italy. I just tried calling at a shop, but it was shut cuz everyone’s in a siesta, of course. I’m really looking forward to this afternoon’s ride. I booked an accommodation for tonight. Let’s go. So, I’ve got around 110 km to get to the destination for tonight, and it’s around midday, so I need to get a move on. Let’s get on the roads and explore the Italian Alps. Day one of scooting in Italy. Literally gone the wrong way on my first turn. We have even less power than we did before. I’m going to pull over and try and sort this out. Can’t I can’t deal with this. Yes, we’ve got power again. The speed limit in Italy is 25 20 km an hour, the same as Switzerland. So, of course, I’ll be obeying that. Going downhill. I mean, there’s nothing I can do about it. It’s making me go too quick. But that doesn’t look like real life. Wow. Wow. Wow. [Music] Oh, wow. If you can hold on. If you can hold on. Like I’m on the Formula 1 circuit myself here. [Music] Wow, look at this. This is more like it. [Music] The scooter just turned off of its own accord. Maybe that was just uh you know a hiccup and it’s not actually broke. He’s done it again. He’s done it again. The scooter’s turned off. He can’t ride. I am now more worried than ever that I’m not going to be able to complete this challenge. Why does the scooter keep turning off? I’m not I’m not turning it off, but it keeps turning itself off. We’ve done around 700 km. We have Oh, what? Mate, what the Why did you just honk at me? I’m worried we’re not going to make it to Monaco. Full power. Nothing. It’s literally just turned off coming up a hill. No reason at all. And power on. Yep, we’ve got power. Just look, I’ve got no limiter on. I am full full power, full gas with no limiter on. Going down a slight hill and the max I’m doing is 22 kmh. What is going off with this thing? It’s not all bad news though. Just arrived in Austa. I’m in the old town and this place is incredible, [Music] bro. What is this? Look at this place. As much as the objective of of this challenge is testing the limits of that electric scooter, the real goal is to see Europe. And wow. Yeah, this is this is cool. My girlfriend Molly loves magnets, so I’ve just bought her this one. I think she’ll like it. Wow. Wow. Wow. I want to stand up. I want to let go. You know, you know, no, you don’t. You don’t. I want to shine on in a heart. I want to be in front of the back of my broken another heart. Bro, what? GameStop. Thought they went out of business. All of a sudden, it looks like there’s a massive storm behind me. The wind has picked up so much. It is so damn windy now. Oh my gosh. I’m being chased by a storm. This is so sick. The roads coming into Italy were were crap to be honest. They were worse than the UK. But now I’m on this like cycle path, but there’s no one on it. So it’s it’s essentially a racetrack. This is so fun. Just racing down the valley. I’ve just pulled up at a random spot to have a snack. Uh no joke, just just the first place I saw when I was like, “Right, I need to stop. Look at this place. Wow, look at this beautiful. Look at this cobbled streets. This is Italy. [Music] Help me out. Yeah. Don’t you put me on the back burner. You know you got to help me out. Yeah. I’m just crossing Europe on on this. Yeah. On the scooter. Wait a uh battery too long. Uh it does about 200 kilometers on one charge and then I charge it overnight and then uh yeah. Yeah, it’s crazy. It’s We can go 110 km an hour. 10 110 110 100 I don’t do that. I I go slow. [Music] I have one meter. Oh, you do? Yeah. Nice. The name is my account YouTube is record. That one’s recording. Yeah. Yeah. Now. Yeah. Yes. I’m here with uh Gerard. Yeah. Gerard and Gerald. Gerard. If you had a message for the world, what would it be? If you can do it in English, that’d be good. This is too much. I’ll have to translate that. And you, Joel, do you have a message for the world? I have no idea what you say. Bye. Nice to meet you. Bye. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Quick update on the scooter. It’s not been cutting out anymore, which has been fantastic. I had a bit of a panic though when I stopped to talk to Gerard and Joel cuz it would not turn back on. The scooter literally would turn back on. So, I had to do like a a jump start basically and then it turned on. [Music] [Applause] Not a drop of rain yet. Look at this storm I’m driving into now. Given everything that’s happened with the scooter after the last bit of rain we’ve had, this is the last thing we need. [Music] You got to help me out. Yeah, you’re going to bring yourself down. Yeah, you’re going to bring it in here. I speaking very very bad. I’m sorry. It’s okay. It’s all right. Tomorrow morning I I put out this. Oh, okay. Okay. Only if you’re sure. Yeah. So it indicates very good. Thank you. Thank you. I prefer motor bike, but it’s very cool. I I see in Italy there is some some race with this. Oh, race? Really? Yes. No way. Yes. Oh my gosh. I didn’t know that. Yes. It’s something strange. Yeah. Yeah. So, um this is definitely a low point in the trip. I I’ve arrived at the Airbnb. My scooter’s on charge. Great. This Airbnb is amazing. really really nice. Incredible. Really nice people as well. But I think I’ve lost my passport. I am if I’ve lost it. I’ve lost it. I’ve also not had any tea, but that that’s that’s nothing in the grand scheme of things. I know where I will have lost it as well. It’ll be where I when I where I got dropped off after going through the tunnel. Are you sure it was outside our hotel? Yeah. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. You’re welcome. [Music] Bonjouro. Um, do you speak English? Uh, no. At uh the police station here in Kumar, there isn’t. All right. Thank you. Oh. Oh my god. I literally just started the application to cancel my passport. This pocket on the front I thought was the same as this pocket in here, but it’s not. [Music] Welcome to day seven and for the last 12 hours what I thought was going to be the last day of this electric scooter adventure. But it’s important to be transparent and show you guys that I am completely and utterly unorganized. I’m currently in Irea in Italy for the game plan for today. Step one, get to Tin for lunchtime. Trin’s around 50 or 60 km away. Step two is going to be to clean this scooter up. We’ve got some rain in the forecast as we have for the last three days. And step three, I’m going to try and get as close to the coast as possible. And that will leave us two days to get along the coast to Monaco. What is this place? It’s like a ghost town. Italian roads are worse than UK roads from what I’ve experienced so far in terms of potholes in general, just infrastructure. And Italian drivers, oh my gosh, absolute loose cannons. I’m on another one of them roads where I feel like I should not be on here. Oh, this is absolutely terrifying. While we’re here, let’s recap on everything that I’ve lost during this trip. So, I’ve lost my sunglasses. I lost my toothpaste. So, I went and bought some new toothpaste and then I found the toothpaste that I lost and I’m now I’ve got two toothpaste with me. I lost my passport and then found it again. And I’ve also lost one of my gloves. So, now I’m just riding with no gloves for the rest of this trip. Organization is not my strong point. Look at all these goats. Wow. [Music] [Music] So, I’ve arrived in Trin and I’ve come to the first pizza place I’ve found. We’ve got an olive pizza, pepperoni and chips pizza. It’s a new one, and ham and cheese. I needed a pickme up. Now I’m fueled up. Let’s go and have a look around Trin. [Music] [Music] What the freak? Look at this. There’s been a change of plan. Originally, my goal was to get pretty far today, but I never thought I’d get down to the Italian coast as that would mean a 220 km ride today. That’d be insane, right? Wrong. We’re going for it. Anyway, I’ve just booked a hotel on the Italian coast and that is where we’re going to try and get to tonight. Well, we’ve got to get there. We’ve got no option. We’ve got 88% battery to cover 150 more kilometers. So, this will be a huge huge day of riding. I can’t get that way. The park’s shut. The goal now is to get to Savana. I’m essentially trying to expense the holiday here. You You’ve got me. I’m going to just lock in now and cover some miles on this scooter. Let’s hope we’ve got enough battery to get there and that we can get there in time. Google Maps is currently estimating we’re going to get there for 11 p.m. tonight. So, I’ve got to make some time back on that. Woohoo. Let’s go. If I make it to the coast today, I will be so so gassed. Let’s hope this enthusiasm lasts because I’ve got like another at least 7 hours of it. Google Maps is telling me eight. [Music] This is just absolutely fantastic textbook. Google Maps. Textbook. Who is responsible for maps? Who is responsible for biking routes at Google Maps? I want names. Oh my gosh. Jesus. What on earth is this? Well done, Google. Absolutely world class, mate. There’s a tractor driver. Currently, we are losing time now. Like coming on for half 11, we’re going to arrive at the hotel. I can see the tire tracks of another poor schmuck who’s been led down here by Google Maps. I’m literally never going to make it. This is exactly what I meant when I was like, “One minute you’re at the highest of highs and the next you’re at the lowest of lows.” At least it gets worse. [Music] No, no. Oh, God. Oh yes. Take that. Come on. Civilization. Yes. Oh gosh. Where are we? Alba. Alba. Alba. You. Wait. Wait. What if you say it? What if you say it? We are in the Alba. name. Okay. Nice. It’s a cool place. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Small, but uh Yeah. Cool. Bye. Now, I’ve been looking for someone to put up with my I can’t even leave my bedroom, so I keep pouring. And I ain’t seen no light of day since. Well, that’s not important. It’s been long and I was feeling Whitney me. My homie S Houston causing close thought I was winning. You knew I was losing. You told me to wake up. My clock always stays on snoozeing. I’m done. Graati, what’s your name? Sorry. Nice to meet you. Walked away with five points of strawberry. Okay, with just under 90 km to go today. I’ve got 50% battery. If I was a betting man, I’d give myself about a 50/50 chance of making it. So we stay their own. Find peace in knowing a noise is broken. But here’s the hoping. So no emotion against the colding. Just act as hard as you can. You don’t need a friend. Boy, you’re the man. 61 km left and it’s looking like a lot of hills and 30% charge. And if I do get stranded, I’m going to be stranded in the dark in the middle of nowhere. I aming it. Let’s go. We’ve done over 1,000 km. Woo. Just me under a tree. God bless the lady in the Catholon who told me to buy the waterproof trousers which cover my shoes as well. That was a huge move from her. I can’t feel my hands. 55 kilometers left, which is going to take over two hours, closer to 3 hours to be honest. So, we need we need it to stop raining. You know, I’m wet through freezing cold. I can’t feel my hands and I can’t use my phone cuz the screen’s that wet. But this is oddly enjoyable. 80 beers on Tuesday night. I had nothing to do with it. I put on a little Dwight and sang a happy tune and little cigarette. stepped out the door, had an appearance, drank wasting, [Music] find peace in knowing ain’t always broken, but here no emotion against your colding just as hard as you can. You don’t need a friend, boy. You’re the man. [Music] Right. Bit of an issue at the minute. Whenever I put my lights on, let’s see if it does it again. Yeah, they just turn off. That’s not good. Mom, if you’re watching, I’m sorry. She told me to pack a high viz vest and I was like high viz vest you you kidding me? We’re a bit bit over the top. Do you not think? Well, here it comes. And damn, do we need it? The lights on the scooter aren’t staying on because I think because we’ve got such little little battery left. 17% by the way. 30 km to go. Mom and dad, thank you so much because I’d be in a a world of bother right now. I need to be careful what I’m doing with this. I could blind someone. Oh my gosh, look at this. That’s sick. 13% battery, 16 km of range, 27 km to the hotel. My range anxiety is off the charts. Oh, please. Can we make it? Got about an hour to go. It’s looking like it could rain again. Will I make it or will I not? I don’t know. I don’t know. I’ve got so far to go. And I can also see that there’s still some hills to go. 11% 27 km 10. Oh my god. No. No. No. No. Oh, I know. We’ve got like 10% or less charge and 20 km to go. I’m just not going to look. And if the scooter cuts out, it cuts out. Oh no. I’m going to need to get on that bus. I’ve got 2% battery and 14 km. Shall I ask him? Are you going Savona? Savona? Yeah. Oh, is there no ramp? No. How? 10 km. Is it downhill? Downhill. Okay. Gratzy. Gratzy. The bus driver says it’s downhill. I am absolutely it. Not to mention the fact that I can see barelying anything. I don’t know how downhill. If there’s any uphill, I am screwed. It literally needs to all be downhill. If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. No, it’s raining now. This is a journey to remember. I can’t see anything. Literally can’t see. We’re going very, very downhill now, though. Sounds like we’re next to a ravine as well. So, if I do it around one of these corners, that’s where I’m going. 9.5 km. Come on, scooter. 4.3 km to go. It has literally all been downhill since I saw the bus driver. The battery has not gone down at all. It’s in fact it’s gone up from two back up to 8%. Explain that one to me. Yes, we are in Tavona. We’re so close to the hotel. Come on. Yes. Let’s go. We made it. Oh my gosh. This is the hotel. [Music] Okay, you ready? Second pizza of the day. Oh my gosh. Good morning and welcome to day eight of nine crossing Europe on an e scooter. The golfer of today was a 100 km ride from Savana to San Ramo. First stop of the day is the Primar fortress built in 1542. It’s a fortress to defend that was built to defend Savona. What is this place? This is so cool. Look how cool it looks. Oh my gosh. Wow. They even had Wi-Fi back in the 1500s. These guys are ahead of their time. Look at the boats. Yeah. Look, the the bridge. That was a bridge. It’s now opening to let the boats through. As much as the bridge is cool, this is La Toreta and uh this is the symbol of Savana. Feel like this is a pretty significant moment for the journey. Touching the sea for the first time from Oh my gosh, look at these fish. Can you see all the fish from Paris to the Italian Sea? Woo! This is Villa Zanelli. And this is one of the most significant art nuvo masterpieces in Italy. And this villa happens to be opposite car wash. So, let’s see if they’ll wash this scooter. Perfect. Oh, yeah. Gizy just gave me a bottle of water as well out the fridge. What a guy. What a guy. I just dropped the scooter knocked over my bottle of water that he just gave me. Graty. Grati. Oh jeez. Okay. Grati. Yes. The sea. Look at this. Now this is Wa. This is what I’m talking about. What a route. [Music] Hell yeah, my boos. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh no. Okay, here we go. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on, scooter. Come on. Come on. Come on, scooter. This is a My god. [Music] You do not understand how steep this is. Are you off your rocker, Google Maps? This This is vertical. [Music] I’m going to hurt someone or myself if I go that way. I’m going to kill Google Maps. Today was supposed to be a really nice, chill day, but Google Maps had different ideas. That little hiccup there has added on 10 km. It was basically trying to take a massive shortcut over those roads which are impossible to ride over. It’s Sicily. Don’t be so silly. [Music] Wow. Is this real life? Bring your dad down and he’ll get you high. Something keeps him going miles and miles a day to find another place to play. Night after night, we treat you right. Baby, it’s the guitar play. Who’s on the radio? You go listen to the guitar, guys. I think this might be the coolest road I’ve ever been on in my entire life. What? I am stoked. I am so stoked right now. This is sick. Just look at this. Oh my gosh. Look at all these mugs waiting in traffic. I could never I can’t remember if I told you the challenge for today or not, but every 10 miles I have to stop and have an ice cream. The landscape here is insane. This contrast of having the sea and the beach and then all the mountains behind it is cool. It is really cool. [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] He can make you love. He can get you high. He will bring you down. and he’ll make you cry. Something keeps him moving, but no one seems to know. I feel like today’s the first day that I’ve actually just really just took it steady and tried to enjoy the process. But today, I don’t have to worry about charge. I mean, the scooter’s still a bit iffy, and we’ve just got the most incredible scenery. Come on, let’s go and enjoy the last stretch of today. Ready for a huge day tomorrow. Oh man, just look at these roads. This is heavenly. But he never seems to notice. He’s just got to find another place to play. [Music] [Applause] [Music] This tunnel goes on forever. There’s actually music playing in this tunnel, which is cool. Never been in a tunnel where they play music. We are so close to San Ramo. And San Ramo is pretty damn close to Monaco. We’re doing it, guys. We’re going to do it. Come on. We’re going to do it. Yes. You know, it’s not done yet, but wow. Wow. Wow. This scooter. What a machine. I mean, it’s not been without flaws. The displays fell off today. It just needs to scream back in. It now will only do a maximum of 25 km an hour, which is more than which is fine for us. There was so much uncertainty about how much range would get from the scooter. And, you know, would it be able to withstand any rain? We’ve had like 3 days of downpours and we’re still scooting. We’re still scooting. I’m going to take you around some of the landmarks as I’m Ramo. Go for some Italian food and enjoy the Italian coast. These are insane. That is so sick. Wow. Oh my gosh. Look at that. [Music] Right, we’re in San Ramo. It’s landmark time. Theatro Ariston, the most famous cinema in Italy. San Ramo Casino. Sheesh. Final landmark of San Ramo for tonight. It’s the Russian Orthodox Church. It looks absolutely bonkers. That is sick. That is absolutely sick. There’s the hotel for tonight. 1,179 km on the odometer. I’ve just been for some seafood pasta and Italian out the Italian coast. So about as legit as it comes. And it was, oh my gosh, absolutely amazing. But in that moment, I realized we’ve not answered the most important question since being in Italy. What do McDonald’s in Italy have to offer? Lost for words. Incredible selection of foods. Pistachio everything. Quissants. I don’t even remember seeing quissants in the French McDonald’s. I wasn’t going to order anything. Right. McFlurry looks good. Comes with a spoon in a packet. Interesting. I just can’t see how a McFlurry can compete with Italian gelato. That’s not how you say it, is it? Wow. That is not your standard McFlurry. The texture, the consistency, it’s more consistent. It’s just lighter and tastes better. Good morning, San Ramo. It’s time for the last dance. We’ve got 40 km to get to Monaco and then we have reached our final destination. [Music] Okay, game plan for today. Step one is just to get some miles in. Let’s try and get most of the way to Monaco. Step number two is going to be get a cafe Olay. And step number three is just to enjoy the day. Go car spotting. Come on. I’m on a psychop path going down the Italian coast. I’ve just Oh, look at that. I’ve just got to enjoy the day. Look at this tunnel. Sheesh. [Music] Out the tunnel. The scooter is still broken. and it won’t give me max power. If I turn the speed limit off, I can only do up to 25 km an hour, which is fine now. We’re back in France. But yeah, you can’t go any faster, which is not really an issue for me. It’s more an issue when I come to sell it. Cuz if I can’t sell this scooter, the Chris Howit YouTube channel’s going bankrupt. Hello. Bloody hell, mate. Funny looking bike. Bro, look at those boats. Wow. Right, so I’ve been riding this scooter 9 days and I’ve had it in the lowest acceleration mode the whole time cuz obviously trying to save battery, but I’ve just turned it into the fastest acceleration mode. Should I go back on the road and try and race a car? Okay, here we go. We got ourselves some red lights. Oh my god. No. Oh god. Oh god. I’ve just pulled up for a quick quick break, quick drink, and just look at this. Oh my gosh. You probably can’t see it, but Monaco is just over there around the corner. Wow. Uh, sorry. Yes, we on France. [Music] [Music] Oh Lord, W’s in the chat. We are 11 km from Monaco, half an hour in Old Morning. Oh, come on team. Yes. Oh yeah. I’m honestly glad I don’t live here because when there’s weather like this and views like that, how would you ever get any work done? You going to Monaco? Huh? Monaco? Are you going to Monaco? Yeah. Are you? Oh, you’re asking me? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no. No. We’re going passing through. Oh, okay. I was just I was just wondering. You both got cameras on. I didn’t know whether you were No, I’m glad. We always ride with cameras. Oh, fair enough. Take pictures. Nice one. Enjoy the ride. Cheers, guys. We’re pretty much here. I can see Monaco. The amount of boats is absurd. I didn’t even know this many boats existed. I mean, how else would I want to finish off this journey other than going down a path like this? Bro, this is completely absurd, bro. The cars are literally going around now. I can actually see the F1 cars from here. This is [Music] Formula 1. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. I know that. You can see the car. Yeah, they’re looking there as well. Wow, this is sick. This is so cool. Wow. Right, I’m going to head down to the royal palace and let’s see what we can see. That is sick. We’re officially in Monaco. Let’s go. Country number four. What a lineup they’ve got here. Look at this. Ferrari. Ferrari Dualron X Limited. Right, we’ve just been past the Monaco Rosses and I’ve not been stopped. So, I think we’re good. Oh my god. [Music] The palace guards just told me to leave, which is completely understandable. up. Oh my god. Oh my god. See Oh my god. What? Oh my god. Hey, perhaps. Yes. Do you sell them? Uh, no, I can’t because it’s uh I need Yeah. Yeah. No, but do do they sell them anywhere? Do you know? Uh, this one? Yeah. I don’t know. Oh, okay. They’re cool. I like it. Yeah. Another one from but not this one. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. And would have you got any advice? I’m trying to find the best place to watch the race. Do you know anywhere good to watch it? Do you want to watch the the race tomorrow? I’ve I’ve got to go home. You want I’m flying home tonight. You go tonight. Okay. Getting some more subscribers. It’s okay. Cheers. I appreciate that. Thank you. Cheers. You too. I just finessed the free Red Bull and almost take this to the race tomorrow. I’ve got to go home though. Wow. People are so nice. [Music] Guys, don’t mind me. Just shopping it big in Monte Carlo. Yeah, big dog. You know, these are the greatest snack ever. Massively underrated. Can’t believe this. This has been more exciting. I can’t pay for tickets. [Music] watching a heavenly person today. That is so sick. Yeah. Yeah. Come over. Oh, you’re here. Yeah. Yeah. Orlando. Lando. I am still in absolute disbelief. This has been one of the most fun afternoons ever. The atmosphere and like hearing the cars and watching her come by. Oh my gosh. Wow. What an afternoon. That went so much better than I could have ever imagined. Having seen everything we saw given I didn’t even pay for an F1 ticket. It was insane. And once again, just like so many nice people. Wow, what an evening. Today has been so special. So special. Given how long this trip was, I almost forgot about today and just how exciting it was going to be. I think that’s the same as everything in life. It’s not about the destination. It’s true. Look how shiny you shine for you. Look how shiny. [Music] Look how they shine for you. Look how they shine for you. Look how they shine. Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you. and all the things that you do.