Someone STOLE My Bike In Berlin!

Someone stole my bike in Berlin Germany

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Oh yes people, what’s happening? Yeah, 500 miles Amsterdam to be in completed bike race. I don’t want to keep shouting. I’ve done a few things the past two days where I’ve been getting smashed in that for a little celebration that I done 500 miles and I have [ __ ] up. Okay. Right. First thing, I’ve locked myself out me bank, which is a bit of a problem because to phone them I need me SIM card. But I lost me phone with me SIM card in it. So I can’t phone me bank. So I’ve had to get somebody to go to me SIM card shop. Pretend to be me and get a SIM card, which today I don’t know if it’s going to happen. Okay, it’s 20 9 in the morning where I am in Germany and I’m an hour ahead of England. So it’s not open yet or they’re just not ready yet because now I’m thinking about it. It is [ __ ] open. They lying to me. So, I’ve had to ring me mate and ask me mate to put dough in me PayPal, which is a nightmare that I’m going to have to put into Western Union. Oh, what a nightmare. Anyway, babe. Right. Um, what else? This hotel room, mate. I cannot believe the money I paid for this hotel room. Let me show you this hotel room. Okay, wait there because you can’t even see it. Okay, this is clearly somebody’s back room. Here’s the K. Oh my god, they’ve got a washing machine. Why didn’t I use that last night? To be fair, yesterday I was so hung over, but I just went to sleep. I paid €130 for this hotel room, right? And a 90 deposit. They didn’t even tell you on Booking.com about the 90 deposit. They I lowered me voice a bit then. They just took out me bank. I was like I I said to them, I got double booked. I think I’ve double booked by mistake because obviously I’m an idiot. And they went, “No, no, that’s deposit.” I was like, “Okay, sounds right.” This is a €220 he took on my bank for this hotel room, people. I thought that was a pull out bed. I was like, “Oh, yeah, it’s got a pull out bed.” No, no, no. That’s the bed. Look, there’s the sheet over it. That’s a bloody couch. I found the cushions in there this morning. I was like, “Eh.” Oh, so they full on dumb me. Oh, you can’t even see that lighting is dreadful in here. That’s why I started the vlog off in the bathroom. The bathroom is nice, but how are you charging for that? Plus 90 deposit for that. That is shocking people. So, I’m sick of spending money. Okay, we’ve been in Europe now way too long. Been in Europe more than a month. I spent 2, three weeks in Amsterdam. people. I don’t know if you know how expensive it is in Amsterdam, but I went there when it was F1. That was even more expensive. And now it was the Berlin Marathon weekend on a Sunday. Oh my god. In [ __ ] Berlin and I have caused a nightmare. I was going to stay till October Fest. It’s not happening, people. Okay, so we today are booking a oneway flight and we’re going to the craziest [ __ ] place on earth. India. Goodbye. So anyway, right, let me get up, man. Let me get dressed, shall we? Do everything I need to do. Let me go get some money and we’re going to [ __ ] India, right? Do not forget to subscribe. 150k subscribers by the end of the year pending gig back. Just a quick one, mate. There’s the Oh, nearly flash me ass then. Hey, clever me. YouTube guidelines would have took that off if my asses and not. But look, so there’s the money for the hotel. Okay, I put that on me story. But then like last night, I woke up to this message. I’ve cropped it out cuz I don’t want the name in it. Yes, bro. I hope you’re okay. Right. Blah blah. I got to ask you a big favor. And you think I might be blogging Ed? Bearing in mind I have never met this person. I’ve never even spoke to them. Okay. This is on me message requests. Um I got a massive favor to ask. You probably think I’m blogging or something, but I’m in need of massive help. Reckon you can lend me two grand. Two grand, mate. What goes through people’s heads? I think I’ve got two grand to throw away at complete random as people the days of like all these Mr. Beast characters and that, right? Giving money out. You think [ __ ] people like me have got two grand and I’m just going to be like, “Hang on a minute, mate. You don’t mean No, no, no, no, no. I won’t l you two grand. I’ll just give you two grand.” Like, [ __ ] hell, mate. Some people are crazy. What goes through people’s heads, mate? I could not stop laughing. I was like, £2,000 to lend a complete random I’ve never met in me life. I got that message as well at 4:00 in the morning. So, I can kind of figure out how they all that two grand. But I think that’s a solid nobody. Okay. I think I’m going to have to pass. Thank you very much for the business opportunity. You know what I mean? I’m I’m going to the bakery now because I still have to wait till the lads to transfer me money because I can’t just ring people and expect them to transfer me money straight away. You know what I mean? I understand this. So, they’re going to transfer me money now. Where’s me bike, you ask? I understand people are saying, “Where’s your bike, Alan? Where’s your bike?” Somebody has stolen my bicycle. I am not even joking. The bicycle with one wheel, right, with one pedal. Someone has stolen the bicycle. I text a fell out of the home. If you watched the previous vlog, yeah, you would have seen that. That’s where I went yesterday. And he But um I ended up having a few yesterday. Blah blah. I checked. I think the bike’s gone. I checked yesterday. Someone has the building. Must have nabbed it. There’s another one that’s unlocked that you could grab, but it looks just as bad as yours. I’ll probably cut that out, brother. That What’s that? That is um What is it? That is guilt by association, brother. Of robbery. So, someone has stolen my bike with one wheel. Can you believe? Hello. Good morning. How are you? Good to tag, brother. How are you? Great place. Someone’s stolen the worst bike in the world. Can you believe that? They’ve kind of done me a favor because I didn’t know what to do with it anyway. But I don’t know whether he’s lying because I kind of made the remark when I was Hello lads. How are you? Good morning good and tag. I kind of made the remark. All right, that look at the [ __ ] state of this Binmate. It is known as the graffiti capital of the world because there is just graffiti everywhere. It’s mental how like graffiti the buildings are. But I said to him like when we were having a drink, I said, “Do you know what be good if you put that bike up on on the wall and that like being serious?” I think he was like I kind of seen his face go like that and I was like it’d be sick. I kind of think he’s been like let’s get rid of that bike rapid. Look at the state of this Berlin man. Even all over there crazy. Now um I’ve been wanting to do a vlog in Berlin people. I’m not going to lie. There’s a lot of things to do in Berlin to be honest. But I’m going to give you some news that might shock you. I’ve been on a bender people. Can you believe that? I have been out the other day. I put a story up right. is the god of s of fortune. Put in sober October. Listen people from October 1st. Your man is going sober. Your man is going sober. So I was clearly drinking that night before. That was 3 days ago. People that is the only reason I paid for that hotel room last night because I got in there I was like I had been sleep. I was hung over to death and um I got kicked out in the hotel at 10. I didn’t get kicked out. It was checkout. So I had to leave the hotel. So then I So then I had to find another hotel room, but I couldn’t check in there until 3:00 p.m. So like I was walking around for 5 hours and yesterday I as soon as I got in, I hit the sack. But that was 4 days, people. That is mental. I think I may have a problem. I think it is time to address that Calamo may have a little bit of a problem, but who gives a [ __ ] You know what I mean? I’m young. I’m young. Leave me alone. So anyway, no, we’re going to the cafe. We’re going to the bakery. It is literally everywhere. It is crazy. Hello. How are you? Anyway, yeah, we’re going to the bakery. Yeah, right. We’re going to the bakery. Then we’re going to book our flight to India. Very excited. Very excited. Look at the state of it. Just looks It makes it look like a [ __ ] hole. I’m not going to lie. I’m not artistic, but it really does. I have never seen a place in my life more graffitied than Berlin. It is mental, but it is the number one graffiti place. Anyway, there is a flight at 101. I don’t think you can see it for £506. One stop. Where are we stopping off at though? Where the hell is Helenski? Helinki Vanta. Right. I’m going to see if you need a visa for there because if you need a visa, I can’t be going there. But I like to do the ones with the least stops because my passport’s running out of stamps. You know what I mean? So, I can kind of do with the least stops to be honest. But the ones with no stops like two grand. I might as well just lent that lad to Helsinki seems to be in Finland people. So obviously we don’t need a visa because it’s Europe and so we don’t need a visa for the I’m just trying to find the car. Sir, where did you get this location? Downstairs. Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. There we go. Bakery. That’s what we need people. Bread. The Germans love just eating loaves of bread. That was bread. You know what I did that? That was just bread. My man didn’t even have a drink. How much to try to give me? Here we go. Aha. Chemist. Yes. Gav Gavishcon. But no, no, no. We’re going to get some azole. We need the proper pharmaceutical [ __ ] It’s going to cost me about 20 quid. You can get gamask for about 20p. I mean a metrosol in um in India. No, I realize you have a job, Mr. David Crosley. I do. I do. I do. But can you please can you please hurry up and send me this money, mate? I’m in need of a coffee. I have no money. Yes, I was just literally sending it. I was I had an Uber I had an Uber ride in the car while you were Thank you very much. Do you want to say hello, David, to the lovely people? No. Oh, well, that’s a thing. And everybody go and subscribe to David. I’m not even hungry, but I kind of need to eat some food. Me body is asking I can’t even tell what it is cuz it’s German. Hello. How are you? Can I have um You got latte? Yes. What flavor latte do you have? Okay. So, I have vanilla, caramel, hazelnut, dark chocolate, white chocolate, raspberry. Can I have a um Can I have a hazelnut latte, please? And I have double hazel. Look, I’ve just went to Starbucks for a coffee ride. I’m going to Mackey’s for something for breakfast. Hopefully they’ve got breakfast in Mackey’s. I think they might have, you know, you want to see what they have in Mackey’s in in um in Germany. Look at this. Oh yes, it’s the [ __ ] breakfast. Double s muffin. Come on. Where’s the double? Right. I might have to go to the till for this one cuz I don’t know if they do a double in my right. Oh, I’ve got them six mini pancakes. Mini pancakes in there. But like they do like the chicken nuggets and the machis they do here. Salt and pepper. They do salt and pepper chicken nuggets. And I haven’t done a vlog like with them in the vlog. But I have been getting them over night time. They are nice. But I’m going to ask the double sausage cuz it’s not on there. Right. The woman just come over to me. They don’t have a double. And they don’t even sell [ __ ] hash browns. Okay. They don’t sell hash browns. How stupid is that? Back making as soon as they don’t sell the best thing on the breakfast or individual two. to get two of them bad boys in. Come on. Right. I don’t know what to do, people. It might have been a little bit of a change of plans. So, I haven’t applied for me visa for India. Okay. Now, David Crosley was going to meet us out there in a couple days for a couple of days cuz I don’t know if you know David. He’s been on a vlog previously. He’s all right. Dave, he’s good stuff. He’s very funny. But, um he necked off when me nana at me brother’s wedding in Thailand. He doesn’t show up about it and that. But, you know what? You can’t say that about your nana. Love me nana. But the fact but the woman’s 90 odd, right? He’s not getting any younger when I’m 90, you know what I mean? If I’m like a little 30 and older than that, you best leave me alone and mind your business. Do you know what I mean, Pville? I wasn’t really bothered about it, but the fact that he doesn’t shut up about it kind of gets on me nerves. So, anyway, I’m going to now get the train to the airport and now I have to wait for David cuz David’s getting David’s going to the embassy to the Indian embassy cuz his visa got denied for India. How do you how do you get denied a visa to India? That’s what I want to know. How does that happen? And and I got in. So he’s having to admit that he’s going down the embassy now and he’s just like just wait cuz like if I can’t go India then might have to go somewhere else but I kind of want to still go India anyway just for a few days because I want a little bit of a laugh. You know what I mean? I want to I’ve been traveling very seriously. India is sick. So I’m kind of in two minds now what to do but then like the f just let me a grand so I’m like I kind of have to now. You know what I mean? He’s kind of put me in that spot. Plus he’s got like me SIM card and and me bank card. He’s got me clothes. He’s got a lot of things in mind. So, we are going to go to the airport now and we’re going to wait for him and yeah, he’s going to be joining us for a few days. What a top fell. And yeah, then we’re just going to be solo traveling for a bit. You know what I mean, lads? Now, I’m in the position now. Okay, you got to understand this. I’m in the position now where I can kind of help my fellow peers grow. And if that means helping my mates go a couple thousand subscribers, even a couple hundred, then so be it. Just for the few days collab. Same with Dean. Dean’s been good mate, man. You know what I mean? He wasn’t doing well on YouTube. He does well in everything else, but a little push in the right direction and that. And Dean’s Dean’s on his way, man. You know what I mean? Same as Sando. Um yeah, you don’t leave your mates behind, but um yeah. So now I’m going to have to go to the train station now. And um we’re going to go to the airport. I was going to get an Uber, but I was like, I may as well just prolong this vlog for a bit longer and it go train and like maybe scream on the train or something. I don’t know. do something like they do in New York and just start dancing and swinging on poles and [ __ ] Honest to God, look at all all of I don’t know if you can see all of the graffiti all over there and then like all over here. It is crazy. It’s crazy. Considering some of the countries I’ve been, I’ve never seen this before. Mental. Hello, sir. How are you? What do you think about all the graffiti in the public? Do you like it? Yeah. He seems like a very happy man. He does. But yeah, what what [ __ ] hole? If I do say so myself. What’s a [ __ ] hole? I don’t know where where me where me where me train is. Where’s me train? Right there. Board the Espan S3. S3 S5. S75. S3 S5. Perfect. Great timing. Holy [ __ ] I kind of got on the wrong train and went like five stops. [ __ ] sake. One set me phone. Yo, can’t believe I just got on the wrong train. It told me to get on that train though. On that train as well. I was thinking in my head, I was like, “Wow, this is like so easy to follow Google Maps and a it tells you what train to go and what stop to get off at.” And I was like, “Hang on a minute. I’m on the wrong [ __ ] train.” Platform 21. Well, that’s not it, is it? 21 22 20 26 21’s over there. Can’t believe that. Wrong train, man. So, exit train. I need to get on two trains, I think. This is confusing this. Right, it says board the train. Okay, now 52 a.m. Well, it’s now 10:40 10:54 a.m. So, is that gone? Yeah. What’s going on? It’s saying now platform two. It’s saying platform two. But these are double letters though. 17. It must be all the way down there. Platform two departs now. Well, I don’t want to [ __ ] miss it. I can’t run for the train. You know what I mean? I can’t do that. I don’t mind screaming in public places, but Oh, there’s platform 2. Ah, hold the train. Platform two. Hello lad 2 S7. I got it. All over Germany here, they’ve got these little strawberry stands. That’s how strawberries and they’re meant to be the best. Hello. Do you take card? Yeah. Can I just have like one small portion? Can you have like 500? Yes, please. Can I have that, please? Thank you very much. How much? 550. 550. Okay, there we go. Now, I haven’t had much chance to try them yet, but everyone I put on Snapchat. If you’re not following the Snapchat, make sure you follow Calum Bowl 2 L’s. But everyone was like, “You have to get them.” And that they’re the best in Germany. They’re the best strawberries you’ll ever have. And like there’s loads of them stands though. It’s not just the ones. So it must be quite nice. Mine got the dead sweet. The lowest portion though was 550. You know what I mean? [Music] Very nice. Wow. I’m now a food vlogger. I just thought in me head though. I need a bit of nutrition. That might cancel out all the mad crazy [ __ ] I’ve done this weekend. I don’t think platform 13 is up here. I really don’t. I don’t understand German. Platform 8 1 to 7. Excuse me, boss. Where is platform 13? 13. 13. Yeah. Yeah. Down in the underway. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. But that’s crazy. This B, mate. Absolutely mental. I ended up in like a gentleman’s club, right? Men’s only club. And I don’t really dabble in stuff like that. I really love people. I was like, nah, I’m all right for that. But I ended up there with these fellas. He took me and I was sat in a room and there’s just women everywhere. And I was like, holy [ __ ] this is great. Having a little drink and all that. But there’s 13 there. Have a little drink on that. I was like, “This is great, man. This is great.” And he was like, “You haven’t really experienced it yet.” So, I was sat there on the table, right? You could smoke inside. I don’t even smoke. I was like, “Bloody hell.” So, I went and sat on me and then a woman joined me and I speak to her. I was like, “What’s happening?” You’re all right. Yeah. Blah blah. But I was speaking, you know what I mean? I had a bit too much to drink. I wasn’t really interested like in them type of companies. You have to pay just for company. And I was like, “What a waste of money.” You know, you see how stingy I am, mate. I’ve just been complaining about £5. So I was like, nah, not really up for me. Yeah, we’re getting out of breath here. That that graffiti is nice. I like that. I like that kind of graffiti. And I was sat in the room and they was like, “Would you like to go to the men’s room?” The men’s area. So I was like, “Yeah, s what’s a men’s area?” Dead intrigued in that, mate. And I went through this um this curtain and it was a bunch of men with no clothes on. Holy [ __ ] The the lymphs in that room were astronomical. I could not believe it. I was like, “Holy shit.” And they must have thought I was into it cuz I was looking. I was like, “Wow.” Like that’s not normal. And then like they were like, “Hello.” And I was like, “Oh no, no, no, no. I’m clearly in the wrong place.” When I said men, they must have thought I went, “Stop you.” Because I wasn’t into them, but what a weird place that Bing is. Holy crap. That was mad. I was looking at me smile. I was like, “What the hell?” I didn’t know to look. I was like, even for me, this is a bit too much people. I’m going to have to call it a night. That was crazy [ __ ] But as I went on Saturday, they must have thought I was into that. And then all the men come out and that and I was like, “Oh, I thought the men’s room was like I don’t know what I for to be honest.” But that was a crazy experience. I mean, that’s in my head. I was like, “Yeah, this is exactly what I’ve been told Berlin’s like, man.” There’s in there. What? What a crazy place. I’m not I am a bit glad to be leaving though. I’m not going to lie. It says it comes at 12 minutes past. It’s now currently near 20. I was looking at the clock then a minute. I was like I forgot how to tell the time. I was like, “Hang on a minute. What’s going on here?” But um yeah, it’s late. Hello. It’s late. Here we are. I don’t have a clue where we’re going now. I don’t even know what terminal I’m at. I just typed in airport, I think. Hello. How are you? I’m fine, thank you. Good, man. So am I. Um, I don’t have a clue. So, I think I just have to wait in the airport now to see what happens. It’s great, isn’t it? But yeah, I was sick of Berlin people. All they do in Europe is just drinking that, man. Honest to God. And as for pedaling that bike anyway, it broke anyway. Where’s it gone? Oh, someone’s robbed it. Sorry, mate. Someone robbed that bike. How has somebody robbed that bike? Like crazy [ __ ] cuz I haven’t been drinking the last few days or eating anything. People, it’s all just hit me once and I’m like, “Holy [ __ ] mate.” I am thirsty and I am hungry. When I get some more stuff now, what does it say with fruit? Like just trying to fill me with vitamins and that. What you need to do in the airport, right, is just find a nice spot somewhere with a plug and just lay down. Just lay down. Nobody going to judge you. Everyone’s going to think you want to lay over. You know what I mean? You’ve had a long flight. Nobody’s going to judge you. Little do they know I’ve been awake one alley and I just like to lay down. I [ __ ] love laying down. I don’t like sitting down. I don’t like me back to be up. I like laying down people. We also I am hungry. But um yeah, I love laying down people. So um Oh. So we’re going to lay on the floor now and just wait. That’s all we’ve got to do. Just wait. That three drinks as well. A little bit of fruit also comes to like €15. So I cannot wait to leave here. I’m surprised there’s no [ __ ] graffiti in the airport. Look at that. Just cushioned up, mate. Phone on chance and like get back. But yeah, man. Just chilling now. I just got um just got to wait for me flight. Well, I don’t even know where me flight is. I should actually start vlogging every day, mate. Because I am actually pretty funny. And I do actually get in some crazy situations. But sometimes I feel like I’ve explained this before. Sometimes I feel like once you get a certain amount of following, you hold yourself to a certain standard. So it’s like you kind of have to wait for an activity to film yourself. You know what I mean? So, it’s like maybe I should just um start filming myself more more regularly. Re regular more regular because um I think I am irregular. Speaking of a regular, I’ve just locked myself out of my phone. What an idiot. Bloody hell. So, yeah, I listened to David in the end. Turns out he’s not even going for the meeting yet. And the all the flights are over the grand now. So, [ __ ] nice one for that leather lights. [ __ ] hell, fellas. A nightmare. There’s one for £750, right? And it’s a it’s a 19-hour layover, people. A 19hour layover in Poland. That is mental. He said he’s going to be at least a week. So, we’re just going to go India then. Just go get I don’t know. I missed it. India’s sick. But [ __ ] 19hour layover, man. David, you’re a [ __ ] nightmare, bro. [Laughter] The layover’s that long. The flight takes two days. The layover is that long. It says I now arrive on Friday. Today’s Wednesday, people. Do you understand what I’m telling you? Nightmare, man. He’s going to I need more money. I now need more money. Do I just wait and go tomorrow? Cuz there’s a flight tomorrow. one stop and you have to stop in Istanbul and it’s 12 hours and like you still have to go tomorrow at midday 12. You arrive at 5:00 in the morning though. Arriving at 5 in the morning in India is a bloody nightmare because they’ve got a thing where like you have to pay extra to book in early. So it’s like do I just go in there and put me bags in there? 12-hour flight is not bad people. You know what I mean? I think I’m going to have to book a 12-hour flight. 12-hour flight. Book that tomorrow and it saves me some money. I book a hotel tonight. Even if it cost me 100 yolo, it still really doesn’t matter, does it? Cuz it’s still 100. Well, even if it saves me, it’s going to save me £400 because I’m being impatient. So, it looks like David’s saying he’s gone to the embassy and not even seen him yet. Plus, save his visa might take even a week. So, we’re going to have we’re going to go anyway. We’re going to go and enjoy ourselves. I’m not waiting to bail in for the bloody week. You know what I mean? There’s nothing to do. So, it looks like now I’m going to have to get the train back to Berlin. I should have just booked that flight I seen this morning. I knew I should have booked it, man. But obviously, he was like, “You’re being impatient. Just wait. Just wait.” Because if this visa got denied that minute in time, then we would have had to go somewhere else anyway. So, I would have wasted money anyway. Do you know what I mean? But I feel like I would have just stayed in India for a few days anyway. What a guy. What a guy. Anyway, it’s not his fault. It’s not my fault. But if we’re going to blame someone, we’re blaming him. But it’s not my fault. It’s not his fault. So, we are now going back to Berlin. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s hope tonight I don’t end up in the [ __ ] pub. No, we’re not. We’re not. We’re over that now. We’re over it. We got out our system. It was a little celebration one, man, because it was under Jama. [Laughter] I think it’s time to admit you have a problem, Callum. Um, so yeah. Now we go back to Berlin. I best phone David e because I’ve been like you best get on the phone now. Right. What I’m going to do now people is I’m going to go decaflam because David’s got a few clothes of mine and brand new clothes. Obviously I’ve ordered them and also like pairs of 110s and [ __ ] that I’ve ordered to his with me card and me sim card but he’s not coming. So that’s just great. So I’m going to go decaflon. I’m going to get myself a new set or two little bit of clothes cuz I’m going to have to while I’m in Indie. You know what I I’ve only really got tracksuits and it’s 40 odd degrees and I might need a new bag. This bag now is I’ve had it a couple of months. Um it’s a bit it’s not outdated but it’s a bit wrecked. People like how do you wreck your stuff? Listen people, I travel 24/7 the same as how I spend so much money. I live out of hotels and out of takeaways and that. You know what I mean? Everything is a fortune. Uh so I’m going to have to now go to Decathlon, get some sets, maybe well I’m going to have to get a new bag. Yeah. Um, and yeah, it gets wrecked because but people I do mine [ __ ] I’ve had this in bag in Vietnam tied to me bike in Mongolia strapped to me bike and then also I had it in um strapped to me bike on a 7-day 500 mile bike ride in a basket. You know what I mean? Also lingerette. We could do a bit of laundry in that. To be honest, maybe I could just order Airbnb with a laundry in it. Maybe that might be better because if I’m going to stay somewhere, I might as well stay somewhere with a washing machine anyway. Oh my god. My god. What a And people go on about me, mate, losing stuff. My god, I just left me phone on the side. What an idiot. It might be cheaper for me to book the flight. Honest to God, mate, the prices on here are stupid. Stupid. I’m trying to look for the gaff with a washing machine. Look, man. The cheapest hotel is £250 a night in the whole of Berlin. Look, that’s a hostel. I kind of want to get me own place. I want to walk around Bolo and wash me clothes and that. You know what I mean? Like, I’m not asking for a lot. And it’s not even Manathan weekend, people. It’s Wednesday. I know a lot of people are going to say, “It was expensive cuz it was Manathan weekend.” No, no, no. It’s Wednesday. And look, when I go on booking.com, me prices are in bloody Colombian pesos. I don’t know how to change it. So look, like some rooms are like 5 million and I’m like what the [ __ ] is 5 million? How am I meant to work that out? There’s not an option to change it cuz if you didn’t know, I lost me phone in Colombia. So this phone is Colombian for God’s sake. It should have like the packet man built in. Hello mates, I am in need. Where are you? It might be easier for me to just get a hotel and then go to the lingerette. You know what I mean? But I kind of wanted to do me washing anyway. Like give me bolo and that. So I can just wash everything. I suppose if I go to um to Decathlon and get a set, I won’t have to do me wash and I can just wear that. That seems that seems better. That seems clever. Well done. Well done, Co. Yes. Well done. Well done. So, let’s see if the prices have changed. Oh no. Oh no. They are still £200. There’s one there, but I bet that’s a hostel. Aha. Knew it. Hostel. £200, mate. How are you coming to these places? Oh, there’s a hotel room here. £124 is still a lot of money just for a hotel. That is a lot of money that I’m not even joking. £100. Uh-huh. £100. That’s only £100. I say 100, right? We might have to get that. Should we book it? £100. It’s got Wi-Fi though. We need Wi-Fi in it just for me laptop, man. All right, we bought that £100. Okay, we’ve done that. Now, Decathlon. Decathlon. We could go anywhere else, but Decathlon has better stuff for like bags and like for backpackers, you know what I mean? [ __ ] hell. 20 km. Wait there. It says 8 minutes walk, but it says bus X71. And this is bus X71. Is idiot? We’ll ask. We’ll ask. I don’t know how it works. Where’s the driver? Bye-bye driver. Bye. Bye. Hello, sir. Do you speak English? Yes. I want to go to um [ __ ] I want to go to to here. Is this this bus? Yes. Can I pay for ticket to go here, please? It’s not uh Oh, where do I pay for tickets? Stay. No problem. I can go. Oh, thank you very much, sir. Thank you. Hello. Well, I’ll just go here. In German public public transport, you have to buy your own ticket. Like that’s how you validate it yourself. You just stamp it, which is great for people like me. Who doesn’t even pay train tickets unless you have to go through a turn style? Like who does? What a waste of money. Why am I giving more money to a government? Do you know what I mean? They’ve got enough [ __ ] money. Especially in England, mates. I would not pay for buses if I had the choice. I don’t really get buses, but yeah. You know what I mean? That is great. This is a nightmare, people. I’ve got off the bus 37 minutes away from your destination. But I think this bus actually goes where we need Hello. Oh, this bus actually does go to where we need to go. I think it says um you I think this is you. I don’t know. We’re just going to chance it anyway. I think it is. I hope it is. I’m not too sure. I’m not too sure. It says my location. Walk 5 minutes. 5 minutes away. We’re on the wrong [ __ ] bus. Oh my god. We near We nearly We nearly got on the wrong one then, you know. We nearly got on the wrong one. Holy [ __ ] We’re going to walk there. It’s only half an hour. Yeah, David’s probably meet us in a week or so. Holy [ __ ] I forgot that was a bike lane. Um yeah, so we’re going to we’re going to go India regardless. We’re going India tomorrow. But now be careful on the washing machine and [ __ ] And David will probably just meet us out there to be honest. It’s not a big deal. You know what I mean? I’ll only be with David a few days as well, man. Because like I said, man, try help the fellow out. He’s a very funny fell. He’s a very funny fell. So, yeah, probably meet him for a few days and then back to normal. We’ll probably do solo until New Year’s after New Year’s, I imagine. So, cuz I’ve I’ve met a lot of people this year, all the lads and that. And to be honest, I can’t be asked. The next person I want to meet wants to have the same following as me. You know what I mean? I also want to get helped up here, mate. You know what I mean? a [ __ ] charity. We’ve hit the [ __ ] jackpot, people. We’ve only come across a Primark. My god. If you don’t know what to Primark is, if you don’t live in the UK, if you’re a different kind of Euro, right? Primark is is the best shop ever. It’s cheap and it sells anything you want. And that’s I’m going to go get me bloody underwear. Primark when you get loads of socks and boxes and [ __ ] Stock up. Know what I mean? Hopefully the security is not on today. No, I’m joking. Primark’s probably the cheapest. It’s probably like the best you’re getting for your price in England. It’s where like all I want to say the budget shoppers cuz everyone shops at Primark man. Primark got some belted deals. I’ll show you now. But it’s g in Primark might be a bit expensive. I don’t know. I don’t know. Got a little donut for €2. Can’t complain, man. Starving. Honest to God. I might sit down and go to a restaurant somewhere cuz all these little snacks are not open and they’re just building up more money. Oh, I thought I had that pink [ __ ] on, man. Like a Simpsons donut. It’s got sprinkles on it, man. I’m not really into donuts, man. It’s just bread in it. It’s just like a like a vage bun set, but it’s kind of already like the ones I’ve got. You know what I mean? I can’t really get the same again cuz like wearing it both days back to back and that just look like I’m wearing the same clothes. So, we’re going to have to pick something else. But everything’s just a bit like bit mad. We’re not getting a bag as well. Bags are €200. That’s crazy. People the castle normally have like heavy shorts and t-shirt sets, like proper sick ones, but like they haven’t got anything. These are quite [ __ ] to be honest. I’m not going to lie. They quite shine. There’s not really much here. I wanted that army set, but I can’t get another army set. You know what I mean? Honestly, people, I don’t know whether it’s just cuz it’s like near winter though. It might be cuz it’s midepptember and we’re in Europe. You know what I mean? Maybe when we get to India, we can find stuff. The only thing about India though is the quality doesn’t last long. When I went there, I got loads of stuff last time. I spent a lot of money in India just like getting clothes. I won’t even say a lot of money but like for India it was about £100 but for India man that’s a lot of [ __ ] but it doesn’t last it doesn’t last and all there is really is like jackets and that it there’s not much stuff so yeah maybe we’ve come at the wrong time gutted man but anyway we’ve got clothes with David I’ve got clothes in me bag you know what I mean I just wanted like new ones I wanted fresh sets in it cuz we’re doing like new countries now so like if you’re an aid viewer they probably think [ __ ] hell is he [ __ ] him he’s always the same clothes you feel better as well in new clothes I You feel well better, man. No matter like where it’s from. No matter where it’s from, even from Primark or something, you still feel good in in new clean clothes. But yeah, we want that material as well. People, when you go to hot destinations, you don’t want cotton. I think that’s just a known fact. But like I didn’t know that when I started traveling. You don’t want cotton. You don’t want wool. You want like like quick dry t-shirts cuz it’s a nightmare. Otherwise, you just get hot hot. We just got shorts and t-shirt for now. I didn’t even take into account this calf’s quite small. I had a conversation with a man at the till then said the selection’s a bit [ __ ] in it. Is it cuz it’s summer now? Winter and he said no we’re pretty small and I was like oh great I forgot. What an idiot but this is closer to the hotel I think. I don’t even know. Maybe we just wasted time. Who cares? Um Primark. Oh my god. There’s a JD. He’s a [ __ ] JD. I didn’t even know they had JD in Germany. He’s JD. So we’re probably going to go there and I’ll get some t-shirt. I can’t believe there’s a JD in [ __ ] Germany, man. That’s crazy. I thought it was just like England. Mad. Hello. Where is the men’s underwear? Thank you very much. It might be worth getting double the underwear to be honest because there is a high chance in India that I will [ __ ] my pants. Look at them. They’re gangster them. Yeah. Look at them. We’re going to get them. They’re bad man them, you know. Hello sir, how are you? Don’t tell me you’ve got 95s, mate. And I have to wait like over a week just to see David. That’s a joke to be honest. They’re not really a That’s a joke. That’s a joke. Honest to God. The UK is the only place that really sells them. Let’s be honest. You know what I mean? I’m just going to get the shorts and t-shirts set, fellas. I’m having the same problem again. It’s like summer wear. It’s winter wear trackies and that. I’m having the same problem. So, let’s get that set there. Dang [ __ ] Why do people dress like I dress like referees? Is that normal? Hello, brother. How are you? I’ve gone the exact opposite way, people. Like the full on opposite way. It’s over an hour away. Oh, I am drenched in sweat. I can’t lie. Damn laundry. Holy [ __ ] Oh, me collarbone’s hurting cuz I broke my collarbone and be a [ __ ] night. Thank you very much. Thank you, brother. Yeah, I had to ask. I was getting on the wrong train again. Hello. There we go. So, we’re on this one now. Am I just burning up on the train or not? Holy [ __ ] Probably the first train or bus I’ve got in weeks that I haven’t got on at the wrong one or gone off at the wrong one. You know what I mean? Like quite impressive that just broke the record. Hello. How are you? Where’s me? Fist bump. Yes. There you go. There you go. Says 200 m. That’s not bad. That com. No. I thought I thought I was in the exact same place I was yesterday, but I’m not. I’m still in Berlin, people. And I’m probably thinking, where was I in Germany? Oh yeah, I’m still in Berlin. Yeah, and I only traveled there like 25 minutes on train. So yeah, I’m still in Berlin. Great place. Watch this now. Watch. Watch me find loads of graffiti over here. Oh, what a [ __ ] surprise. What’s that over there in the wall? Graffiti. And it’s everywhere. Honestly, god. I don’t know whether it’s on this side or the other side. Oh, very posh. Very fancy. Hi. Quite an old staircase. She was lovely. She was very nice. Said to her, I said, “You smell lovely.” She really did. Holy [ __ ] Oh, here it is. I must be one of the only guests. I’ve got room 101. Like, there’s no zeros. It’s just start at one. Yeah. Nice. Cuz I asked for non-smoker room. Where’s the room? Pardon me. Not mad they all look the size of the telly. That’s cute. E. Not a bad little view. Yeah, it smells nice cuz they had smoking rooms and I was like, bail that. Don’t like it when you go in a hotel and like you smell it. Like Egypt. Oh, holy [ __ ] man. The Middle East. Everybody smokes. Not bad. Not bad at all. Right now we need to find a laundry. I might let you go. What time is it now? It’s half 3, which means it might take me about an hour or two to upload this vlog. 5. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Right. This vlog hasn’t been the best. People not entertaining, but you wanted vlogs all the time and what I do in day-to-day life. This is it. It’s not the most entertaining, but it’s what I do. So, I’m going to get off cuz lovely levers. Don’t forget to subscribe. Don’t forget to follow the Snapchat 2. Don’t forget to like this video. We’re going to India. So you don’t need to comment where you want to see me next cuz you’ll be seeing me in India in the next video. And yeah, tomorrow India today Germany. I don’t know. Anyway, debot.