My Bike Broke While Cycling From Amsterdam To Berlin…

The worst day I’ve had so far cycling from Berlin to Amsterdam

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Yes, the people, we are currently on day eight of cycling from Amsterdam to Bum. Yes. Come on. We’ve got 150 miles to go, which means today, today, right now, we’re doing 50 mile. Okay. Then tomorrow, 100 miles. Oh my god, that is crazy. As a beginner cyclist, a beginner cyclist I might add. Like look, I’ve got the full gear and that suspenders and that what? But as a beginner cyclist, right? I can’t believe I have done this much. It’s like 700 and something km. It’s like 300 mile, man. I don’t know how much 700 km is. It’s 434 mile. when we get to Berlin. That’s how much we done done. That that is mental on a pedal bike. Sick. So today we are currently in Gilon Gil Gif Ghorn. Um we are cycling 50 miles now. I don’t know where. I just look on a map how far 50 mi is and then click to whichever cities in the range and then book hotel there. That’s what I’ve been doing all the time. I don’t know the cities of where I’m going. I just look at the distance I want to travel on this day. Say it be 100 kilometer, 70 km. I look at how far and then I just click on it and then I go on booking.com hotels in this area. That’s it. That’s how I managed to do the days. So today 50 m obviously straa again. Yesterday we done about 70 km took me 4 hours. Not good. Not good. My knees me knees are hurting. Okay, if you didn’t know the first week on me bike seat was too low. So, like I’m pedaling like like that. Me knees aren’t straight. You know what I mean? So, I’ve finally sorted the seat out, but I still don’t think it’s as straight as it’s supposed to be. So, anyway, people, I’m not going to bore you to death. Do not forget to subscribe. We’re aiming for 150,000 subscribers by the end of the year. And it’s possible because I only started this year with about 10 15. I cannot believe how far I’ve come with you people watching. And um yeah, don’t forget to like the video. 100 mile. That is no joke. That is no joke, people. That is a lifelong achievement. Okay. Probably the only [ __ ] time I’m ever going to do it. So anyway, don’t forget to subscribe. Colin, what’s straa? I’ve been getting a lot of people ask what straa is and I thought everyone would do. Straa is somewhere that tracks you. And someone else said as well, wow, how is shoes so clean? I’m not a scruff or I’m not a [ __ ] I clean your [ __ ] man. I’m not some mad little meth. But um Ken, what is Straa? Straa tracks your location, how long you’ve done, the distance you’ve done, and the time it’s took you. I only was on Straa for the first two days, okay? I done 80k the first day. The second day, I think I done 50k because uh me tent leaked, remember? I was so wet through and then me battery pack was playing up, man. So, I was just like, “Oh, [ __ ] it. I’ll just do the vlogs.” Everybody knows about the vlogs anyway. You know what I mean? I haven’t lied once. There’s not one single thing that someone said. Hang on a minute. So, um, yesterday managed to buy another charger from Neto. Managed to sort me, um, not Neto the [ __ ] is it Wes? You want to see states about Wes? We bought another charger anyway. And it works now. So, we are doing the Straa now. And plus, I was getting a bit bored of the the thoughts me own voice. Okay, I know it’s hard to believe, but I was getting sick of me own voice on that trip. My the music does help. Um, yeah, but I have to play out loud cuz I don’t have headphones. There she is. Sexy. Why the bin bags on there? Mic check. Seems fine, right? The weather doesn’t know. Hello. They sell ibuprofen, please. ibuprofen. Ebopin. Yeah, ibuprofen. Yeah. And €8 for blueberries. It’s worth it though. Look how big they are. It’s probably worth it. Like, right, we’ve just went and got ibuprofen because I mean knees. Honest to God, mate. I been paying everything, but cream on this morning. And now we’re in like the Waitros of Germany. Great. We’re just going to get some bits for today, some food and that, whatever. We need pasta and [ __ ] Again, people, we don’t want much. We’re only doing like 50 mile say only. That’s a long way. But um just got me sushi, some fruit, some sausage rolls and that. You know what I mean? Get some water now. Maybe some crisp and that. We got two waters, cereal bars, sushi, bananas, crisp, some um oats and [ __ ] That’s for tomorrow morning, man. We got that 100 mile. Should we just scream? You know, like the chilling looking at me saying like you looking at wasn’t me. Anyway, got a little tuck shop. Um, I’m going to open me water now. Put me electrolytes in. Take me ibuprofen. I’m also going to have a banana. I’ve just had a sausage roll. But yeah, t man. Look at the sushi though, man. They have like a special counter in there for sushi. They had like big like balls and that, but you get sick of sushi. In Japan, you can get all you can eat sushi for like an hour and it’s and it’s not like like limited in that. It’s sick. In Japan, if you watch the Japanese videos, you can get all you can drink for like 2 hours for like 30 quid and you just smash the pints and the babies in and that. It’s sick. They really know how to satisfy people in Japan. You should see the mouthful. Nice little bench. Come on. Yeah. Found a bench. Come on. One minute. One minute. Like this. The basket is getting quite wobbly. Oh. So, what we on 20 kilometers in an hour. So, we’re getting all right now. We’re getting back to pace of that. We’re getting back to the pace. Ever since I’ve been a Straa, it’s like I want to keep up. Like, I know me time limit, but when I’m not I’m not really going against the time or not. And you know what I mean? I think that’s what’s giving me the motivation. We got 3 hours and 15 minutes left. These nutritions are nasty, man. Just me or is my knee bruised? Like that looks white. That looks white and that looks a bit yellow. That’s not just me now, is it? Yeah, it’s on the other one as well. Oh, might be a timeline to be honest. Oh, that bear statue there. That’s made out of wood. That That’s sick. That is sick. What’s this Volkswagen arena? Why did Volkswagen have an arena? Don’t know. Some kind of Hey, it looks like a footy arena though. It’s Wolf Club. Wolf Club Arena. Whole bunch of kids in that. Oh, there. I don’t have a clue what this is. Hello. Ah, it’s Yeah, it’s some kind of arena, man. Obviously. Obviously. Wolves big. Wolves big. Wolves big. I really need to adjust the seat cuz at the minute I’m not even sat in it. I’m sat on me basket at the back like that. See, I’m sat on me basket, man. But me knees are killing. [ __ ] He adjusted me seat the other day. I don’t think he did it right. Even though it’s fell like down. It’s not the best bike, is it? But I’m having to sit on the basket and I think the basket might slap. See people, this is how you know I’m not lying about me battery pack, man. One sec. Me battery pack’s fully charged cuz the torch is on. But me phone won’t charge. It’s a ball, man. Me phone’s only on 10% though cuz I thought it was sorted. I’ve been playing music and that and it’s going to die. Look. So me battery on 9%, man. But but that’s on. See, that’s not on. See, that’s on now. See, but me phone’s not charging. But look, the torch works. So it’s on. You know what I mean? That’s on. Look. Yeah. Yeah. That’s on. It’s not working. See? [ __ ] I hope it works, man. We still got like 2 hours left. Leave it with me. Speaking up, people. Look how many charges I’ve got. Oh, that’s for me. GoPro. Look at all this. Got one, two, three, four charges and none of them are working. [ __ ] we’re so far away. Hello. Sounds like someone’s over there shouting at me. A look at the sky as well. God, I feel like a weather man. [ __ ] Right, it is just simply a case of following the river. See that there? The river cuts off. So, you have to go up and around it. But it is just simply a case of just following the river all the way to Haldens Lebanon. Halden’s Lebanon next to Magde. You know where Magdeberg is in it? Halen Lebanon. H. Shut up. But you just follow this for 50 km. I’m going to speak to you, but I’m going to pretend I’m speaking to it maybe at work. Right. I’m going to If this doesn’t work now, I’m going to put it back in me bank. You’re not coming out. You’re not seeing the light today again. If if this doesn’t work, I’m just gonna throw you in the in the in the [ __ ] sea and you can deal with it. That’s not working. You ever put your PlayStation games in when you were a kid now or your Xbox or whatever and look away like not even asked if it doesn’t work PS2 and that wow memories. It’s not working. Honest to God, it’s not working. I don’t know whether it’s the plug or what though. Is it this? Should we try charging me go me GoPro? If me your GoPro doesn’t work, you’re definitely [ __ ] getting thrown in the river. Me GoPro fully works. Fully works. So, it must be the plug. Must be the the the charger. But the type C’s won’t work for some reason. The type C doesn’t work. Hello. Good and tag. Hello. Hello. Good tag. It’s not working, man. See, now you know. See, look. Now you know. Now you know. I’m not lying. All right. That’s why I didn’t really use, man, because the battery pack’s [ __ ] It’s going away. Just turn off me grand’s phone. Hello. Hello. How you? Yeah, it’s it’s sad, but I have to turn it off. See what I mean? This you know, I’ve done it though, people. You know what I mean? I’m not lying. And I’d only lie to myself. If I was going to lie, I’d go somewhere else better than bail in. You know what I mean? I’d be like, “Right now, we’re going across Poland and I’ll just get a train.” I don’t even think the direction that I’ve been going through all these little back. Where’s the bus stop here? Do you know what I mean? Like, use your head, man. It it take more effort of me jumping on, jumping off, trying to find local train stations than that. It’s a bollocks, man. And knees are hurting. I don’t know what to do in this situation. Do I go from a gap in the fence there? This is why we need to keep me phone on people. This is what I’m saying. One sec. [ __ ] Yeah, that’s correct. Just um head east saying still go through that. Like what do you mean still go through that? There’s no path. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Big L. Is that a bit of a path there? Possibly. Possibly. Come on. That’s not path. I’m not taking me bike along here. There’s a path over there. All these for mushers and that definitely not going for me tires. I’ve just heard the map go continue this way for 8 km. That’s 8 km. There’s no other way. We’re going to have to. But sorry about me tires. Plus, me bike keeps jumping up. Say we go over a rock on me bike bag for me laptop and all me goods. Oh, me goods. Oh, me stolen goods. That path cuts off there. It cuts off. So, I have to come up here. I’m going to have to put the bag on me back cuz I can’t afford me bag. your bag base is running in the basket. It takes a piss and if I’m going to ah oh, they’ve got like nails on that. Look, see now I can just like like just just pull me bike across. It doesn’t really bother me, but if the wag’s in the back, I’ve got to be careful. Where am I going here? We have not made any progress. I couldn’t even tell you what’s going on here. That’s why me legs are going off. Sound like my legs are cut to bits and my knees aren’t doing well with this um this bag on me. But let’s go see. There’s no path. There’s nothing. There’s a path over that side. Of course. Of course there is. Oh my god. I’ve been doing it now for like 20 minutes. Obviously, I haven’t got me camera now because I’m not recording the full thing, man. I just want to get this bit over it. This is torture. This as if the pedaling wasn’t hard enough. Let me see. My phone’s on 1%. How long have I got now till I’m there? Don’t think I’ve got more. Look, the the maps is still saying it’s this way. That beauty there. Probably a few of them on me [ __ ] head through there. cobwebs and everything. Oh, there’s a net on me thing. That’s all right. Yeehaw. Right, we’re going back over here. I’m just getting caught up over there by the nettles and [ __ ] Come on. They say bad dingums and freeze. Your phone charge is gone. Um, the path is gone. Even though there’s a perfectly fine path over there, something else is going to happen. We might have to go back up there. We might not have a choice. I’ve reached a point where I’m like, I don’t know what to do. I can’t keep going along this path. It just leaves nowhere. I was like, yeah, we’ll go down here into the woods. Look at that. There’s just nettles in there. Me legs are stinging, man. I’m going to have to keep moving forward now. I’ve come up about half an hour. I’m so hot. Come on. He was Why did I go through that signpost, man? I thought they’d just be a bit of construction or something. You know what I mean? Like, no, that gate that I moved. I was like, “Yeah, it’s just bit of construction there.” Like 10 trees in me way, man. It’s time. I have to pick me bike up over it. But you know what’s giving me hope though? See all this dead grass here? See where it’s like dead and it’s like follows the line. Can you see it there? That is what’s giving me hope. It looks like someone has been down here. I don’t know how long ago, but maybe a fisherman. But it’s like dead grass. It’s like a trail. See where I’ve just come there? Like a trail. You can see where all the grass is flat. I’ll show you now. One sec. Ah. [ __ ] Maybe I have come a bit too far cuz there’s no dead grass here. See? So, I’ve just put me bike over there just to have a look. But it looks like See, that’s flat. Someone has been in here. See? See what I mean? It’s like a trail. Someone has been this way. Someone has been that way, I think. So, [ __ ] hell. What is this? Bear Hills or something, mate. Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Na na na na na na. I swear I swear Mr. Times used to time me to the chair. I be on my back and then they grow to me. They look like dog prints. Look at that. That’s a dog print. That there is. Look. See, you can see you can see where the print is. That’s crawling all over me. Ah, it’s not this way. Evidently, well done, Colin. You’re getting nominated for the Nobel Prize. It’s working. It’s working. Why is it just working now? My phone’s a not charging, but I’m going to have to get the bike back up here. You can kind of get down there. It’s again with this. It’s this sort of [ __ ] It’s just going to have to take a bit of like strength to get the bike through. Well, it’s not a problem. Ah, just put me leg in a nettle bush, right? It won’t charge me phone when it’s on. For some reason, it’s not charging, but it’s saying 4 kilometers. Saying 4 km away. There’s a bridge. How far is 4 km a mile? It can’t be that long. 2 and a half mile. Yeah. Might have to turn back. I just couldn’t be asked because I come this is like half an hour here it took me then but I kind of know how to get back you know what I mean so like just half an hour off the journey now ain’t it man god’s sake this has been the worst day ever but look I’m going to get me bike now I’m not even going to go on this I’m just going to be fre come on dragging it along and I’ve just said that a minute ago but I’m just telling you now it’s two and a half miles to the next road or we go over there and then somehow make it over there that is a path that is a path I’ve just looked on the map then it’s a full-on gray path Why the Google Maps took me this way? Honest to God. Ah, feet are stinging, man. Oh, so much better, man. [Music] I’m not doing that again. A well, here come the big show. That was a nightmare. Oh, that was a nightmare. That was so bad. There was a few times where I was like, “Fuck this.” Oh my god. Look at me. Sushi. It just turned into rice. I don’t have to eat this now. I’m That was a nightmare. That That’s the There’s the third thing. I found the third thing. The bananas squashed everywhere. There we go. Told you it comes in freeze. Not man. Clean it all. The only thing I didn’t clean is that water with banana in it. So, I put an electrolyte in there. I washed me hands. I washed the the b the the the bike. And I’m just going to drink it like that in one go. Look at that. You can see how much I was sweating there. That That’s me back, man. Is it? I told you, man. That wasn’t fun. See, half of it looks wet. That wasn’t fun at all. That was a That was a nightmare. Torture. Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ. Me phone’s charging. Man, I get no service though. So, we’re just going to have the bail out of here. But, it’s charging. I’m on 20%. [ __ ] hell. I could have done with that before I went in there. Know what I mean? There’s the bridge. Okay, we’ve come a long way. There’s the bridge. Now, we have to get over that bridge. Good. Very good. Right. I know I’ve just said 50 km, but it’s still about 30 m, 30 something mile or some change. I could have easily swam across that. I don’t care how big it is. I don’t know about I don’t know. I can’t really swim. I would have just like paddled across like doggy paddle and that. But I would have made it across. Maybe not with me bag me back on the bike though cuz before I was like when I was in there I was like do I just tie something to my leg like tie rope to me leg with me bike on the back. But I was like hang on a minute. Me bike can’t float. Like I’m not that much of an idiot. I would have just sunk with me bike. You know what I mean? Look at your boy man on the other side. See these 110s as well. I can’t wait to get new shoes. I’m getting a new new Air Max 95s in uh about 6 days. 6 days. I’ve already ordered them. Um yeah, when I get to trainers yet, it has to be that 110s, man. I can only wear 110s, but it has to be like black and like maybe a little color, but it has to be mainly black. Not because of the fact that I love black or I’m like weirdo. If I was at home, I’d have so many pairs of these, but um like carrying loads of trainers around and that all the time is not ideal. And everything goes with black trainers. Plus, like if they do get dirty or a bit scruffed and that you can’t really notice them, but just getting white 110s. Them white 110s look yellow anyway. If you get about with them, you’re a weirdo. But yeah, I’d wear white Air Maxes, but not white Air Max 95s. It’s creepy that first thing I do when I open my phone, resume straa. Resume straa, man. We’re doing it. I should have saved the title for this video. Google Maps is stupid instead of the other one. Cuz look, it’s trying to get me to go up there, go around there, and then go all the way around here when I can just go straight and follow it back. What is the point in that? Okay, here’s where like, okay, okay, fair enough, Google Maps, because that way now there is no path, but there is on that side. So, the paths have swapped over. So, yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. There’s either right or left. Google Maps wants me to go straight. What are you talking about? Once again, people, I have just traveled 14 minutes. Where did it say that then? 14 minutes the wrong way. Great. Hello. Come on, my name White Herm really looks like a proper pirate. That fella does. There’s just like loads of these canal boats, but big fellas, though. Not like little ones. They’re like like shipping container canal boats. Do people live in them? Do you think is that someone’s house? Surely not. Cuz if you were going to spend money on something like that, you get a yacht in it. You won’t get an elbow. I’d get a yacht. I don’t think it is now cuz they’ve got our visas on and that. It’s got the Japanese flag that South Africa. Someone’s got the car on the boat. Wow. You got the [ __ ] car on the boat. On a boat. Hello. Hi, how are you? Yeah. Yeah, there we go. The lads. Doesn’t that look dead aesthetic? Somewhere where you get your wedding photos, a wife and that. M. I’ve just had to bought a new GoPro battery and that’s how long we’ve been out now. How How long have I cycled? One sec cuz me Java is still on. I 65 km already, right? And we’ve still got another 30 to go. Mad. What’s that? Like it’s like 30 km like 20 odd mile in it. So [ __ ] hell, man. About 40 odd mile. I’ve still got another like 20 odd miles to go. Yeah, I’m never going to do this 100k this piece [ __ ] I’ll just have to take breaks, people. Okay, I told you before. It’s not a race. Okay. Nice. It’s dead entertaining, isn’t it? Wow. I just can’t wait for this to be over to be honest. What do we do in Berlin? People give me ideas to do in bailing. Look at that. I’ve just tied them together with an iPhone charger. Man, dead clever. But they kept getting in me way. You know when I ped them, the wire come and it stamp on the wire and I go, “Whoa.” Like head first. So like that. We go improvise adapt. I’ve come across like an apple tree. I don’t know if you can eat them off the tree though. Does that sound stupid? I don’t know if you can eat them off the tree. But they don’t look big though. They look like them little fellas. You know what I mean? I’ve never had fruit fresh off a tree unless it was like blackberries and that. You know, like you ever go belly picking is a kid or on the floor now, but like and you can eat them. I’ve never like had an apple off a tree though. Oh my god, we found a jackpot. Come on. Get a few of these bad boys. Need a few red ones out to start. Yeah. Come on. We’re stocking up now. I’ve got one scr left as well. Come on, God. Thank you. He’s put this here for me. I just wasn’t here yesterday. I got like 10 in there stocked up, man. Nice. There’s a fellow Joe passed before and he spoke German and I was like, “What are you going on about?” And he was like, “That’s not how they talk about.” Guten tag. Guten tag. Guten tag. Gooden tag. It was in German. So I think he meant like over there ac over the hill or so. And he said he was going he was going them like gooden tag big. He’s going them big. So I think he meant like there’s a bigger one down there. How about like 10 of them? There’s fences on both sides. Nice. We are breaking and entering. Yes, it was me, Officer Callenb. I need to see what that fence is like. I may have up again. I’m sure I can see a path down there. I think I hope so. Not like before. E, look. This is what I mean by like you can tell there’s some sort of path here, can’t you? It’s It’s a bit flat, babe. But I don’t think these handlebars are straight. Look like that’s straight. Like that. That’s not straight. that they’re wonky then they go to the left a bit man we’ve done like 400 miles people I’m in this place now remember when I was saying I just book a hotel and I just go yeah that’s not an option there’s no hotels where I am now I’ve been pedaling for 6 hours 88 90 km that’s not good that is very bad but don’t forget we went the wrong way and just like we stop off at scr and that and like my knees are itching that is a very bad time but still 6 hours though that’s still motivation Um, but there’s no hotels. Look, I’m on booking.com. This is Bookingham.com. There’s no hotels. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m starving. So, we’re going to go to um It looks like there’s a hotel up here on Google Maps. Hello. How are you? I’m fine. Good, man. But um good, thank you. It’s about nice him. You know, it’s not gay that he smelt lovely him. Remember people, it’s about the distance, not the time. But I think there is actually a hotel app being off. Going to go have a look. Doesn’t look open at all. Every window is closed. Every light in there is off. You never know though. You never know. That’s not open. That is not open. Oh, come on. Bad things come freeze. There’s the third one. Excuse me. Do you speak English, brother? Where is the hotel around here? Is there a hotel around here? It says there’s another hotel here, but it says it’s £130 a night, man. We wanted to keep trying to stay in the 100 range of £130. Probably like 100 pound anyway. You know what I mean? 30. I normally say only 30, but I’m not like traveling miles. My me knees are hurting. I’m in pain. I just wanted [Applause] That doesn’t sound good, does it? I just wanted to get to a to like a city where I could maybe chill some water before the 100 mile. [Applause] That doesn’t sound good. No, wait. That’s what the noise is. I thought it was me basket that’s loose. It’s the bike. That’s why when it’s leaning, it’s making a noise. Look at that. [ __ ] We’re going to have to get that fixed tomorrow. I’m going to have to get it fixed. That’s crazy. That is it. How’s that come off? Oh, it’s snapped. It’s mental. Says there hotel restaurants that way. Ah, it’s there. All right. Let me get some food. Go people. hotel. I asked a fellow in the kebab shop and he said um eh cuz he didn’t speak English. But um this is the hotel. I think this is a bit expensive. It’s the only hotel in the other land. But who gives a [ __ ] I’m going to have to stay here. I hope it’s good though. I hope it’s nice. Um we can tie our bike up somewhere, can’t we? Can’t believe that about me bike. We can’t go far tomorrow with that. There’s a place called Magdenberg Magda something and it’s a big city, people. It’s like Hanover and it’s about an hour and a half away. So, I think I’ll make it an hour and a half with that bike. I have to. But, um, I have to go get that bike done. But, I was hoping tomorrow just chill out, man. Ready for the 100. You know what I mean? I’ve just done like 60 odd mile there. That’s not nice. Look, if it falls that way, it looks like me wheels going to bend. Probably because me bag’s on the back. Maybe, Colin. Maybe. Should we leave that in there? Everyone thinking I’m pissed in the bottle. We’re just going to leave it in there. I’m going to take these electrolytes though to have tonight apples. I’m going to take some hypopan. I still need to come back. I need to go get them scran and that. But for now, we’re going to see if Imagine if they said they had no room. They’ve got a ring doorbell. They can’t see me. Oh, it’s open. What a bed. Oh, it’s fancy in here. Should we just [ __ ] that Peter Gar off and get some SC in here? Cuz that looks dirty. Anyway, where is the nearest hotel? You it it’s closed. Where is the nearest hotel? You’re not You don’t have one room. Any room? No. Don’t tell me it’s about the way we come. Oh my god. It’s about the way we come. We passed it. There’s no hotels. There’s no room. Well, there is hotels. There’s no room. That’s why it’s packed in here. Must be a wedding or something. Said no hotels in here, mate. So, the next hotel is 10 minutes away, but it’s exactly about the way we come. Stupid. Stupid. This garage called anal. Um, let’s go get the scan. Let’s get me bike and get the scan in it. [ __ ] And then pedal 10 minutes. Man, that’s a mad bag that you know. No, the back of me bike. I can’t believe the screw’s been undone. It’s been like that all day. I was messing about before with the back of it like that when I was riding and it was wobbling and I got off and I put um a zip lock on it. I put a zip tie on it like so it must not have been the the basket that was wobbling. It was confusing me man. I can’t believe that. Chances are they that is mental sick. Well, if that comes off anyway like I don’t think I need it. I think that just holds the basket, don’t it? Yeah. I don’t think that’s a necessity. They They were proper German kids. Skin heads and that. Look, they got twos up in there. Yeah, man. These are proper Germans in that right here. The reason why there’s a lot of Italian food in Germany, you don’t let me vlog yesterday. Apparently, it’s cuz Hitler loved German food. You can’t say that in Germany, but a lot of Italians immigrated to Germany during the the war and [ __ ] and they just become delighted here. The Germans like the food, so that’s why apparently apparently it was Hitlers and the Nazis favorite. Nice. I mean, I don’t mind it obviously, but not even the petrol station open. I’m going to go get some chocolate. Yeah. But look at it’s dark now. You know what I mean? [Applause] Yeah. It’s open. It’s open. Look at that. I don’t like that. It’s just glass painting window. Come on. Come on. Hotel rooms. No rooms. No free three free rooms. People, there’s no hotels anywhere. I’ve even just looked at a town that’s like 40 minutes away and there’s no hotels. But um the fella said that the footage playing Bay Munich and that in it I think he said mate Deb want to be out tonight in the hotels and that this is what we do. And why have I got three scrs? I think that’s for free. But he was like, “You’re going to struggle finding a hotel today.” That’s what he was saying. I just said, “One minute. Let me go get me food. I’m starving, mate.” He said, “I’m going to struggle today finding a hotel.” I was like, “Mate, he said you can go to Maggabburg.” Magnabber’s an hour like at the same pace. Someone texted me the other day and went, “It only takes six days to walk from Amsterdam to Berlin.” 6 days no sleep walking at the same place that Google Maps doesn’t take in account how many days or like sleep or food or anything like that it doesn’t think oh this person’s going to have a rest in an hour you know what I mean like what an idiot but I don’t know what I’m going to do mad people I’m getting off this is going to die phone’s going to die the battery pranks ran out of battery. Obviously, I’ve been using it all day. I’m having a nightmare. Honest to God, this is the worst day I have had. This is the wor here in Germany. Not like forever, you know what I mean? I’ve had pretty bad days, mate. But this is up there with the day in Germany. Not like bad day. What? Oh, you can’t find a hotel. I just sleep outside. But stop all sort of me. You know what I mean? I don’t really bother me. But yeah, I’ll find a way. Magnabber is 45 minutes to an hour away. I’m just like, do I just do it? I’ve just let me pizza in there now and I’m like, you know what I mean? Do I just get it over with? A [ __ ] it. We’re going to have to We’re going to have to Magnab’s a big city as well, but it just means like the 100 mile from Magnab to Berlin, I will have to do a bit extra after Berlin because it’s it’s like 90 mile away. You know what I mean? It’s not that much difference. But um What time is it now? Oh, it’s quart 8, right? Oh my god, I’ve just threw me phone on floor. Oh my god, look at me phone as well. It broke the other day. Look, you can’t even see anything there because that bit broke as well. Right, we’ll go Magnabber people. People, I went to three different hotels, man, and they all gone with fully boxed out. I just don’t think they like English, man. Honest to God, what time is it? It’s 10 to 11. I look at me phone and I dropped me phone again. I’ve seen people on the last video on the comments, right? And I’ve just been reading them, man. Cuz obviously me phone’s dead. And it was saying to him, “Brother, we can tell you don’t have to do the 100 mile anymore.” Of course I don’t want to do it. Of course I don’t want to do it, mate. You were going. We can tell you don’t want to do it. You don’t have to do it. Of course I don’t want to do it. Look at the kip of me, mates. But I have to do it. I have to do it. Anyway, it’s so late, man. I’ve been pedaling for like 18 hours. [ __ ] I didn’t even do that much distance as well. Anyway, tomorrow I don’t think I’m pedaling. Honest to God. But anyway, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and comment. Mark.