5 Star Camping While Cycling Through Germany!

I stayed in a glamping destination on air b n b in old oeynhausen in Germany while peddling from Amsterdam to Berlin

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When is the least coming out yet? The top 10 most sexy influencers cuz I reckon I am up there. I reckon I’m in the top five, you know, people. I’m not even joking, right? I look in the mirror every day and I’m like, it can’t be me. It can’t be because I’m funny. All right. It can’t be because I’m stupid. It must be because I’m good-looking why so many people follow me. Absolute sex appeal. Me collarbone heads. cuz I broke it in Vietn [ __ ] name. Right. Today people we are going to see your mother. Not really. Today we are going to stay. We are going to glamp. Okay. Glamping is glamorous camping. We are going to glamp in a tent in a field with a bed that they have charged me 120 for. Bit of a scam. Maybe we will find out. I don’t trust them glamping people. If it’s a pod, right? If it’s a pod. If if it’s like a pod, right? Like a like like like like an improving shack. Fair enough. But if it’s a tent in the field in the woods, you have no reason to be charging 100. This is a fact. Where do people get these prices from, man? Like this room was £60 a night. I think this is dead nice. But for some reason, the idea of glamping is so massive that I’m going to pay £100 for it. So anyway, let’s go see this glamping [ __ ] Uh just editing me vlog. Well, it’s already edited. It’s uploading for you. Um, we’re going to do an ice bath today. We’re going to do a sauna. We’re going to go glamp. We’re going to go to a heavy restaurant. Uh, what else? I forgot. But tomorrow people, we are going to do 100 miles in one day. Not kilometers, not feet, not meters, miles. That is going to be hard considering I am a piss head. What day is it? about day six of traveling from Amsterdam to Berlin, Germany. But is it day six? Cuz I’m not doing anything. Maybe we’re still counting. Obviously, we have to. But yeah, I’m going to have to have a rest day because me knees are killing, man. And I’ve searched it online and everyone in the comments said, “Your seat’s too low.” And I was like, “That sounds right.” Yeah. Cuz like my legs don’t straighten when I’m pedaling. My legs are up here constantly. You know what I mean? So I I think he’s all right. So anyway, yeah, we’re going to get ready now. Get back and we’re going to go to coffee. Coffee. We’re going to go get some coffee. Coffee. Need coffee. Going to go get some coffee. And yeah, we’ll decide when we get some coffee. Coffee and then probably s coffee, food, ice bath, sauna, strand strand after. And before Yeah, why not? It’s a rest day. I um can’t check in until 3:00 p.m. We’ll probably um I’m going to do like a little outdoor boys um scenario. You know what I mean? I’m going to cook steak and and potatoes and make me own pepperc corn sauce in in in the in the tent. Do you know what I mean? I’m going to make it very exceptional. Anyway, this was 60 quid a night. I think this was worth it. We have finally come to a hotel. Well, I agree with the price and the owners are very friendly. They’re very lovely people. Anyway, yeah, do not forget to subscribe. Don’t forget to like. Don’t forget to follow. And don’t forget to follow the Snapchat for all behind the scenes. Ken Ball 2 if you want to know me location, how many miles I do a day and all that [ __ ] The 100 mile journey will be uploaded on Straa and on here. G 11:00 on the dot. I need a crack. I think people who don’t Oh, me shorts are the wrong way round. No way. I’m going to look like a no. I’m not changing them. I feel like people who don’t check out on time are the worst type of people. I hate people like that. I hate not being punchable, man. I hate people who just you just take the piss. It infuriates me. Hello. How are you today, sir? Good morning. Good. I had a cold last night out the fridge. Smells like cigarettes in here. I just fell over. What’s that? A sock. Someone’s hat. Um, anyway, look. Here’s the beauty. Right, we need to do the inspections. Inspection’s complete. Right. I am an idiot. So, I’ve locked myself out of here. But the key to the door is in in the other door cuz it’s the same key. And I’ve just went to my man. I’ve went, “Oh, one minute. I’ll go get it now.” And I’ve come back around and the bloody doors locked. I’m an idiot, mate. Honest to God, I’m not. Sex appeal with me. Man has blessed us. He’s blessed us with a second key. Okay. Let’s hope it’s in here. Let’s hope I haven’t lost it on the way cuz he’s not going to be happy with that, is he? Yeah. Here, cuz the door’s open. Here we go. Right. We’re going to go to the cafe now, right? All right, cuz I’m hungry and I want some coffee. Why can’t smell the coffee? And then we’re going to go to the gym. I’m going to smash some weights in. You can imagine. Couldn’t be bothered with that. Um, we are going to go to the coffee though. We are going to still go to the gym. But for the ice bath, I’m going to get an ice bath. Man, practice to win off me. My god. He wants to give me a refund. He does. There’s no way to hire the seat. So, I thought it’d be like a latch here. There’s no latch there. That’s not a latch. That’s an old rusty bolt which has never been unscrewed. So, it’s not a I’m sure it’s this, but I haven’t got the tools for it. Ah, but me knees are killing. I’ve just tried to ask the man, can you help me change the uh the seats adjust? And he went, I think you need a sper, mate. I think that’s all he said. I don’t speak German, but he said a spor flakes are Hello. How are you? So, I just ordered coffee, but I said, “Do you have like sandwiches?” Like, “Any meat and that?” And they went, “No, no, no.” I said, “Okay, thank you.” But I’m going to go get me latte. So, I want me coffee. Need me coffee in the morning. The man said, “Go near Mackey’s.” He said, “If you go near Macky’s garage, the garage will be help you to get your seat up.” And we don’t want to be peding around today and hurting me legs even more ready for the 100 mile tomorrow, do we? That is going to take me a long time. People do not forget I’m not an athlete, okay? I’m an idiot. And this is a feat of strength. 100 miles good for anyone, man. Especially me. I’m a piss head part time. I like to party. Do you like to party? Oh, maybe one day. Karma. Imagine being fully all for that. But I’m typing in food and it’s 20 11 and these kebab shops open. Pizzeras and that. Look, restaurant. Look at that. Yeah, that’s a kebab shop. Clearly, that opens at 11. That’s crazy, man. Is it? Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning feeling like a kebab. That’s nasty. Now, people, I cannot believe the chances of this, right? I was in Sri Lanka with this fell right with me, mate. Joan is a Norwegian fella and we were chilling out drinking in the in the hotel, the hostel where we were at, man. And I’ve just bumped into him. I said, “No way.” Crazy. This like my hometown and we just met here. Crazy. Mad as editing, people. What are the chances? So, we’re just chilling out now and yeah, kicking back. You want to go to gym? I’m going to go to the sauna, bro. Me legs, man. He just tried to adjust me seat but he said I have to go a petrol station in it to get a spanner and that but nice to meet you again brother. There we go. little thing that life’s crazy, bro. Is it people? That is a small world that, right? If you didn’t know, I got arrested in Sri Lanka. I like too much to drink. It [ __ ] happens to people. You know what I mean? It was partly my fault, but it partly wasn’t as well. I’m not going to go into it, but I done a video about it, but I took it down. Anyway, I actually met him in Sri Lanka when I got arrested, right? And we were in like I went to meet me friend and he’s Norwegian. He’s a Tik Tok and he’s big in Norway and I was speaking to him for a while. I met to meet him and he was in like this hostile apartment place. He’s phoning me now. And he was there, man. And we were drinking and that. I seen him then and he went, “What are you doing in me hometown?” This was only like 4 months ago. Small world, people. Small world, man. Bloody hell. Great seeing him again cuz he didn’t see me after I got arrested to him. He’s like, “What happened?” And I was like, “Too much to drink as always.” You know what I mean? But now we’re going to go to the gym, sort of and [ __ ] Might even meet him later for a little beer. But I said, “Brother, I’ve got to do 100 miles tomorrow, so maybe not. Maybe not a few.” You know what I mean? People, look at the size of this place. Look how nice it is. That you can’t see because of the sun. Let me dry block it for you. That’s like a mad big castle. I feel like I’m in Washington DC, you know, like the the capital. Is it the capital? This is sick. Wow. Great. Hey, great. This is a great place. This I quite like this place. I’m not going to lie. It’s only a small town, mate. This is sick. Bikes over there. No one’s going to rob that bike. No one’s going to rob that bike. This is sick. This I mean, look at that. That’s sick. That Well, anyway, come on. We need to go to the gym. That’s why I had to say to him. I was like, “Bro, I’m in pain. Me, bro. I need to go.” I actually am in pain. Like real pain. Oh, we’re going to get my to take a picture of me. Take a picture. And again, man, this is a great place. This I never really look at the scenery of anybody. I’m always busy, man. I’m always doing stuff. I’m always in a rush. I never really stop at all. I took a stop and listen. That’s it there. Bali theme. I lost a key to me bike chain. Right. And William yesterday, if you didn’t see the video yesterday, watch it cuz that William was funny, mate. And he brought me a padlock for me bike. So I’ve had to tie on to me brakes. Hopefully nobody rips. But I don’t think he will. I really don’t think he will. You never know cuz don’t forget I bought it for €20. So someone had to take that. Do you know what I mean? That’s what I think. So yeah. Anyway, this is the swimming baths here. It’s called Bali the I hope it’s not a swimming baths. They don’t specific but they said it’s got a couple sauners and a few ice baths. So I’m looking forward to it. I think it’s only like 20. It is some kind of swimming bath here. But we’re not going to be using that. We’re going to ask if we can use the other facilities. I think it’s a hotel as well. People that can’t record here. Obviously not. But right, so what I’m going to do is I’m going to go and do what I need to do. Go to sauna, go the ice bath and all that, right? But look at this. Look, look what he’s showing me. This has cost me €60. Okay, so I was like, what? That’s well expensive. There’s this here is a sauna and ice plunge. Okay, there’s three different types of saunas. There’s a restaurant in the sauna and then there’s a restaurant. Anyway, these pools and all that um um steam rooms and then he said the wellness center you can get massages and there people I might splash out here but what I’m going to do is I’m going to have to go do everything I need to do and then after I might I’ll show you around because I don’t know what I can I can’t show I don’t know where the people are going to be like no clothes and that I don’t like hello you know what I mean people that was a crazy German experience that I can’t be called n kids and that and there people with the bums and dads people in there bollock like in the pool and that mad so when When you walk in Yeah. Right. Say you walk in. You go in through these big glass doors, right? And you go in and then it’s a kitty bit. The kitty bits there. There’s a kitty pill and all that. I was like, “What is this?” So I’m walking around big man. They had a sauna steam sauna steam. Sauna steam. And then they had like these hot stones and then everyone was getting a massage. I was like, “Can I get a massage?” And we walked in for a few hours. I was like, “I’m about waiting a few hours in there.” So I end up going the sa steam, but it was no cold plunge. Okay. But everyone looking at me like I’m a weirdo. I don’t think I was meant to lie in it. But it was like a pool on the floor right this big. It was a square and everyone was just going putting the feet in and all that. I think it was like a gimmick or to cool down. I laid I I laid on the floor right and got in like a fetal position cuz I didn’t fit and started breathing and that and after like a minute it come to the realization I was like what am I doing? Everyone looking at me like I was a weirdo. Ah that was bad as editing and then I was in the sauna steam. If lads if you’ve ever been to Thailand and that people you would have had to go in the baths you would have had to go in the Thailand sauners like you can’t go Thailand not go to the sauners and if you haven’t you need to go to get the experience it is mental in them sauners people and like you just go in the sauners it’s sick man it but like oh I feel so clean in that there’s different sauners different steams mint eucalyptus but like yeah I said oh mate I felt so good in there I was just going in out in out in out and all that and then um there’s like a swimming pool outside And then there’s benches along the swimming pool. And everyone’s smoking and that just chilling in the swimwear. There’s a restaurant at the bar, you know, like when you’re on holiday and that. That was a mad experience. That was it worth 65 euro. Possibly. I’m not going to lie. Possibly cuz that was a great like I feel better. Me legs and everything even feel good. Mad. Man, I haven’t felt that good right since I was bolo naked in a pool full of men in Japan in a sauna. Honest to God, that was the best I’ve ever felt. Mate, I am massive in Japan. Okay. Right. I don’t know how to say this without coming off weird. I am massive in Japan. When I walk in them changing rooms, mates, cuz you have to go bolo on that. They should have started calling me Tyrone in them baths in Japan, mate. When I were getting in, people getting out that it was crazy. I felt the colonization running through my British brains in them sauners and that not cuz I I was going to colonize the fellas. Okay, bit gay. But like, oh mate, I just felt like a deep masculine. It was funny as anything, but that in there was a great experience in not in Japan. That was also okay, but that was great. And then you walk into this sauna bit. There was a section that was closed off. You had to pay extra, but I think he charged me extra. I paid for the full day. You go through the terminals and I walks in. Everyone were bolo. These women in there, man. Great looking women. Not just cuz they naked, right? Not a pervert. They were good-looking when they had a nice face. So like, yeah, just walked in. Everyone boing like everyone’s in the sauners and all that, just chilling out. It was crazy in there, man. Yeah, man. That the bards and that’s probably to stop kids going in there obviously. You know what I mean? But like, yeah, there’s too many people walking around with nearly knotting on and like walking around with a camera. Everyone’s with the beard and the kids and that. You know what I mean? Like, all right, freak. Imagine if you were chilling with your bed and the kids and some fellas coming around with a camera and that like come on like you’d say something would you? I would. Women are German women are unreal. I think it is like Eastern European. I’m into cuz I do like Ukrainian women a lot. Russian. I’ve not seen them yet. Not seen them yet. Comment if you think I should go to Russia. Man, I’ve been thinking about this but the visa is not easy. And plus and plus I went Ukraine twice last year. Two separate times. You know what I mean? Probably think of military or something. It says Leperia Pizzeria, but do you think it’s an Italian? I’m sick of Italian now. I’ve every day this week. I don’t know if you’ve been watching the vlogs, but I’ve met it every day this week. This Jordan’s looks like a nice place, but I don’t know if it’s open, man. People, I want a beer. I want a beer. I’ve not had a beer in days, and I was going to wait till I get to Berlin, but I’m not waiting. I’m having a beer. Nobody’s going to care if I put me there. You can’t put the bike. Why not? Why not? I’m not doing anyone any harm. I’m putting me bike there. Come on, lads. This is my first beer in like like 4 days, man. It’s not a long time, is it? That’s not a long time at all. Yeah, I’m sick to death of Italian, to be honest. I’ve had one every day this week. But in Germany, man, it’s either Italian or kebab. It’s weird. But yeah, I think German is a home kebab, though. No. Or is that Greece? I couldn’t tell you. German kebabs are nice. Look at the head on that. Nice to my bank glasses. You know what I mean? But cheers. Tastes like Carsburg. Good beer though. Tastes just like garlic though. Now that is a garlic bed. As for extra garlic, that to me looks like extra garlic. People, that’s what I want. I might want to tell people, man, extra garlic. I don’t want all that stupid stuff. That is just for decoration. Look at that. How nice does that look? Small though, is it? But hey ho, should we t Look at that people. Honest to God. Yeah, it’s very rare that I get a bad meal. I might get a meal that I don’t like that I’ve not tried before, but if I know the meal, it’s very rare I get a bad one. The camera does wonders. Okay, the camera You need to receive. No, I’m okay for a receipt. Thank you very much. You can you can have that five. Thank you. Thank you very much. No, no, no, no, no. You can keep that. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. Cheers. Should I come to um 25? Well, with the five 30. Yeah. Pizza. I don’t know. Probably. Yeah. It’s probably normal, is it? Once again, the bike is securely locked. Very secure. Very secured, if I do say so myself. I’m taking me bag, obviously. But there’s a pub here. Proper pub. They’ve got darts. They’ve got beer. They’ve got pool. Um, yeah. We’re going to go have a few German beers. Man, it’s been a while. Fancy a few beers. Dre Lindon. Oh, mate. I was meant to chill today. Me hotel is 40 minutes away and I don’t even think that’s the right direction where we’re going tomorrow. You can’t even see that sun is naughty, mate. The hotel is 35 minutes away. 6 mile, man. [ __ ] We’re going to have to get a move on. I didn’t even know. I’ve been messing about all day. Me my phone’s not even charged at the minute. Am I allowed to do this? I don’t know. Oh, bloody hell. I’m going to have to go the right way. Right, we’re going around the roundabouts. I don’t even know if you’re allowed to do this. You probably are in Germany, let’s be honest. It’s a very bicycle friendly country. This vlog may not be the most entertaining. Okay, I’m not stupid. I know what a good vlog is, but sometimes if you’re an avid viewer and you watch all the time, you know, sometimes I slack for a bit. Sometimes I get pissed in countries. I get sidetracked. [ __ ] happens, man. And once you start getting a certain following, like at the beginning, I was smashing it when I was making content every day, all the time, loving it. But then once you reach a certain following, you feel like you have to reach a certain standard. You don’t want to put like vlogs out that are not worth your vlogs. I’ve had a lot of vlogs out there, people I’ve deleted. I’m like, in my head sometimes, I wish I just put them out just to see what people were into. Do you know what I mean? I think that’s where a lot of YouTubers and content creators, they get it in their heads. Once you reach a certain point, it’s not like we don’t enjoy vlogging or like we appreciate the the followers like yourselves, but you start feeling like you’re getting held up to a standard because of the following and views and all that. It’s crazy. That’s why people just don’t post as much when they get a big following. I’m telling you people and no fight actually lives. I spoke to a lot of people. But yeah, man, I miss this vlogging. I’m bloody sick a lot making content. So, from now on, we’re going to smash it for a bit. I’ve got a lot of plans, people, for 2026. A lot of good collaborations and a lot of plans. You have to plan ahead. This is what separates us from the rest. They have to plan ahead. I’ve got major drive out here. So, I’m actually on FaceTime to me mate. Right. And he’s I’ve got a spanner and he’s saying I need to put the spanner on the lock here to adjust the seats on that rusty bolt. Yeah. Yeah. The rusty. It’s not the right size. It was taking the base. He was like, “Is that our Christmas cracker?” Like, look at the tip of it. I thought that spanner is not the right size. It doesn’t It doesn’t hold on to the bolt, man. It’s just scraping the bolt. So, we need we need I know what we need now, though. We need a better spanner. This is a killer. This is all uphill. Oh, this is it. There’s a little lake over there. So, that must be it. It must be additional. Hello. Hello mate. The fellow wrongs is a great guy. I think he’s got like a prosthetic leg. He went you walk like me. This is a great little gaff. So you’ve got all your wood burn and stuff there. I’ll show you where you put your thing. Now this is your seat. Obviously he said you’ve got a barbecue pit there if you want to get any meat on. Obviously I’ve got me little grill. I’ve got me pans seats. He said there’s 10 L of fresh water in there. There’s me freezer, me fridge, me cooler, me bin. I’ve got everything I need. all the utensils and that people I think this is good but €100. I think this is worth it. Honest to God I think it’s worth it. Yeah. Yeah. We’ve been going through some of the hotels we’ve been in. It’s well [ __ ] and that you pay more for this. That’s a little like he sto man. I’ll show you I’ll show you the gaff. Well nice. You know it’s well worth it man. It’s sick. This fell he owns this and that. He was he was a nice fell to be honest. He was a nice fell speaking to him. Obviously, I was he showed me about. Obviously, the inside is where the toilet is and that, but he’s not there. It’s just the toilet. He was just like, “Yeah, just just come here limited because it’s inside the house, which is a bit crazy, but look, you’ve got all this to yourself.” And he said if he said, “If you want some privacy, you shut that gate. Nobody bothers you.” He said, “They’ve got three dogs and a cat.” I was like, “The cat like I get runny noses and itchy eyes.” And that’s why I was like, “Just try and keep the cat at the distance.” So, you got your little fire pit for another nighttime. He said, “Just don’t do it too high because apparently someone burning the leaves on.” cuz I think you’re just saying that to not get it too high. You know what I mean? I haven’t even been inside yet. Hey, get on this little tepee in there. Wow. The only thing is there’s no plugs obviously because we’re basically camping. This is camping part two. This is glamping. But there’s no there’s no plugs. So, we said I can give you an adapter if you need an adapter. I was like, yeah. Like, oh. Oh, you know what? I wish there was I wish this bit here was like that. See that bit? I wish you could unzip this and just sit here have a night time and just look up at the stars. That would be sick. You probably can’t even see the stars. When was the last time you looked up at a starlit sky like the whole sky? I remember as a kid in that there was stars everywhere and it’s like they’ve just disappeared. This This is a cozy little place. This This is a cozy little gaff. I go to some mad places on my own, don’t I? I go to some proper romantic in the way cabins and that. This is proper traveling though, man. I’m proper traveling. I’m living the dream. Me, people. I’m living the dream. Thank you very much. Like the video. Oh, mate. I wish I could record in that um in the gym where I went today, man. Obviously not for the pay heavy way, but just to show you how good it was if it was empty. It would have been sick. Would have been a great vlog to be honest. Man, that was cool in there. I’m just looking up at the sky. Waiting for my man. M said he’s coming. Mama said, “You want to go to the garage and go get some stuff for your dinner?” I says, “Yeah, you go.” But he said there might be no meat. So I don’t know what I’m going to be s’mores or something, you know, like marshmallows on the fire and that with a stick. Right, I’ve just got back for getting some scran. I said, “Bro,” he was like, “What do you want?” He was like, “I want an Italian.” I was like, “Please, no. I’m sick to death having Italian. I think now I not go there for a while.” But he’s like, “What you want?” I said, “Brother, get me some traditional German food, man. I’ve been in German days now.” And I’ve not had anything German. Today, the beer was the only thing I had German, plus a little pave now. I’m joking. But he I got a curry waste, which is like the curry sausage kind of thing. Well, I’ll show you. I got two. I got Well, no cakes. I got some sweets. I got another um liter bottle of water. We need to drink a lot of water today cuz we haven’t been I got a guy pitter bread from Greece and I got a curry worst. But I’m very excited to see what curry worst is. It’s very traditional in Germany. But yeah, man. My man said he was like, “I went to Cornwall once.” I went, “Oh, was it good?” Yeah. He went, “No, someone robbed my phone.” I said, “Welcome to England, brother.” I think that is the guy. No. Wow. You said a kebab, but Greek. I prefer Turkish, not going to lie. This must be the Yeah. Oh, yummy sandwich. Is it me bread? Oh, curry sausage. I thought it was like a hot dog. All right. Should we try it? Cody whis. Oh, it is. It’s a sausage, man. It’s a sausage but curry. He just I I just said, “You order what you think I should get.” And he was like, “Get both. Get both.” I said, “Okay, it comes like €23. That is probably the best price we’ve seen, is it not? Look how big that is.” And then look at that. And the drinks. €23 with the sweets. Yeah. quite cheap here. Getting better. We’re getting better prices. I don’t understand it. Everyone at me last time for drinking a milkshake with me dinner. Like that’s the best drink out there. Milkshake. I love milk. Me. Here’s my attempt, lads, at starting a fire. Okay. Got some kindling. We’ve got some wood. We’re going to do this proper outdoor boys style today, people. Right. Ready? Got some kindling. Um, do you just set that on fire? I think so. Yeah. Put it down like that. Actually, we’ll save that one. Maybe we’ll get one later going. And you just put the wood on there like that across. So to do a cross like this. See there? I never would have done one over, but I’ll just do one over like that. Now the fire’s starting. That’s it. And then once it gets a bit bigger, we just put these fellas on there. There’s loads of them down there. Might go get some of them now. Actually, do I know how to make a fire? Not really. That’s not even touching. What am I doing with that piece there? Look at that. Think that’s getting better, though. I always see people blowing on the flame cuz I know a flame needs three things, people. Oxygen, something else, and something else. [Music] I think I’ve done it. I think I’ve done it. I think that’s it. Look at this here, though. Look how aesthetic this is. Right. Look. Look at that. like this. That’s sick. That’s sick. That’s great. That Yeah. Look. Come on. I’m a fire starter. I’m a fire starter. Anyway, lads, I’m getting off. Don’t forget to subscribe, like, follow your boy. 100 miles tomorrow in the morning. I’m going to read all these comments, okay? So, give me some motivation. Please give me some help. And I’ll just probably turn the cabin on for like a little minute tonight just to like show you like what it looks like and that. Yeah, that’s for now people. I’m not doing it. I’m getting off. Going to um let me drink some water and chill out. So yeah, get on me. I just wanted to know if I could start a fire, you know what I mean? But at least I’ve got all the [ __ ] to do it again in a bit. So anyway, yeah, don’t get subscribed. Ebback.