I Got Stream Sniped Cycling Through Germany!

I met a good German friend called will while cycling from Amsterdam to Berlin

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People, this is the madest vlog ever. This, right, this is the intro. So, some German fell, I’ve just put me location up on Snapchat. Make sure you’re following the Snapchat for all behind the scenes. Callum Bowl 2 L’s cuz you will miss a lot. So, I’ve just put me location up and some German fell just messaged me and said, “Bro, I’m only like 10 mile away from you. I’ll come and see you. Do you need anything?” I said, “Big man, get me some booking.” You know, when I’m on about the lads, cuz it’s legal here. It’s just not legal to distribute. So, I said, “Come pass me some.” You know what I mean? I won’t buy it, but distribute. You know what I mean, kids? So, he’s coming now. He’s on his way of sending me live location. This is going to be mad. Don’t forget to subscribe. Come on. This is sick. Day four of cycling from Amsterdam to Berlin. 700 km. Day four people of traveling from Amsterdam to Balin. Now I am in severe pain. Okay? I’m not lying to you. I’m not taking the piss. I am in severe pain. Okay. I have done 170 kilometers in the past two days. That’s about 105 mile people. Okay. We’ve got We’ve done 125 mile. Amaz What’s that in kilometer? 125 mile in kilometer. 201 km we’ve done. People look 201 km we’ve done. And we have got I think we’ve got about 225 to go. We’ve only been cycling like 4 days. Is this day four? What day we on now? I don’t even know what day we’re on. Sorry. One sec. Sorry people. We’re on We’re on day five. Day five. Okay. Can you say hello? Can you tell them subscribe? People, we’re on day five. Sorry, I’m forgetting me days. We’re on day five. So, we’ve been cycling 5 days and we’ve done about 100 odd mile. Yeah. Yeah. We’ve done five mile in two days. In five days, back. What’s going on this morning? In five days, we have done 200 km. 125 mile. Okay. The last two days we’ve done 170 km, 105 mile, and we have got 281 miles to go. Oh my god. We’ve got like double what we’ve just done. 281 miles to go. Mile into kilometers. I thought it was well less than that. [ __ ] This going to be solid, people. Me legs are okay. Yeah, me groin’s a bit chafed. But that you can get over that. But me knees are killing, man. Me knee is like here. It’s hurting. I don’t know why it’s hurting me. Anyway, people, who gives a [ __ ] We’re doing this journey today. Today we’re going to wait in for 70. We’re going to wait in for 70 today. I was going to do 100, but me legs aren’t feeling it. Don’t forget, we’ve done 170 the past two days. So, we’re going to do 70 today. 70 km is still good going though. It’s about 40 odd mile. Anyway, yeah. Can you be quiet? What? Can you be quiet? Be quiet. I’m not even making any noise. [ __ ] hell. I’m pissing them off already. Do not forget to subscribe. Don’t forget to like the video. Don’t forget to Don’t forget to comment if I’m going to do it. Get back. I just watched that back and I was like, there’s no way I’ve only done that much. That’s quite small. That I’ve actually done 151 miles. See my location to Amsterdam. 151 mile and that kilometers is 250. That’s not bad. Well, it is. That’s only 50 km a day only. [ __ ] how you try and do that. I’ve already come outside. It’s raining. This is going to be a struggle today, people. But we’re going to do it, okay? Because we’re champions. We are the champions. [Music] No time for losers. What have I got myself in for here? Imagine if I open this now. Me bike wasn’t even here. Not you, bro. Fella thinks I’m speaking to him. I look like I’m talking to myself. No time for losers. So, this is my trusted steed, the shagging wagon, the drifter. We need to name it. What should we name it? I don’t know, naming your bike and that, but we need to do a bike check before we go, lads, cuz I’m all about safety and, you know, I want to make sure me bike’s okay. [Applause] Seems all right. Seems good to go. Right. Same sign. I feel like I should put me bin bag on me bike now. Oh, they’ve even got recycling bit. They’ve even got recycling places in Alb. That’s all, isn’t it? Is it like the brownies and that? You don’t have them here. [ __ ] God for you. We’ve got breakfast and then a bun or sausage or donut. Sushi for dinner. This coffee for later, but this one for now cuz it had four coffee beans. I don’t know what that means. It must mean stronger. Banana and water. There we go. That’s just for today. And then night time obviously we’ll go restaurants or something. Right, we’ve got no fork. I don’t know why they don’t serve forks. If you serve pasta like this, obviously people are going on the lunch break and the dinner break and that. have some wooden forks at least. I don’t know what kind of pasta this is. I don’t speak German, but it looks like we’re going to have to use the old Asian way. That’s actually very nice. I bought these yesterday. They’re still in the package, but I bought one more and they’re too they’re too small. They’re too small, so I swap. Nine. Nine. Nine. Why can’t I haven’t wore them? Nine. C. They’re in They’re in the rapper. Really? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Thank you. I will swap. Want you? Of course. We’re going to swap them people. I’m not getting about with them too small. They’re five each them. Hello. What have I Hello. What is this? What is this? Hello. Can’t stop. What is this? Would you try to play with me? Ready? Ready. Nearly lad. You nearly got it there, lad. Wow. What is this for? This is for This is on me. We look alike. Oh, no. We do. I want to look too. You want to look? You look very beautiful. Thank you. Not you. You’re gay. I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You There you go. You as well if you want. Right. What is this regarding? What is this? My English is very bad. Me too. Uh do I have to live here to vote? Yes. Oh yeah. I don’t live here. Original vote. Like gay rights and stuff. What? Like gay rights? No. Yes. Yes. No. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, have fun anyway. Good luck. Have a nice day. Thank you. See you later. I wonder why he’s up. I can really hear less, but I don’t live here, so I can’t vote. What a guy. Anyway, we need to get this journey on the road. Let’s stop stopping at Queers. People, look at this. They’ve got a vape vending machine. How mad is that? They’ve got a vape vending machine. That’s crazy now, is it? I don’t think it’s like, wow, tell the newspaper crazy. But it is like, is that the world we’re coming to now? Mad, is it mate? If you didn’t need, mate, you just put that through when like 2 in the morning, you’re like, “Oh, I need like candy crush blue lemon, whatever it is. I don’t smoke.” You just put it through, wouldn’t you? You’d be like, “Give me that. You don’t know you’re beautiful. Net out. You don’t know you’re beautiful. Rainforest. It says I’ve been in the rainforest. What a dig. Oh, that is strong. That it had the strongest one. That’s why I chose it cuz this is a little morning one. Need a strong coffee in the morning. Only 50 mile to go. Yay. Look at the weather as well. It’s so nice. Beautiful. And we’re going uphill as well. Wow. Great. Great. This doesn’t stop going uphill. Like why? Oh, that was well close. Look, I know I’ve just walked it, but look how downhill that is, man. That’s crazy. That I think it goes uphill even more. Got to be the biggest hill in the world. I feel like I’m going through the Alps. [Applause] Oh yes. Look at that for a dip. Come on. Yeah. Come on, [ __ ] Woo. Oh, I knew this wasn’t the way. It’s saying it’s back that way. See where we’ve just passed that hill? The hop. It’s saying it’s even like past there. Say we’ve got to go all the way back up there. Yo, no. Surely not. It is. Look. See where the marker is. Oh, people. This is the maddest vlog ever. This, right? This is the intro. So, some Germany fell. I’ve just put me location up on Snapchat. Make sure you’re following the Snapchat for all behind the scenes. Callum Bowl 2’s cuz you will miss a lot. So, I’ve just put me location up. So, the fell just messaged me and said, “Bro, I’m only like 10 mile away from you. I’ll come and see you. Do you need anything?” I said, “Big man, get me some book in, you know, when I’m on about the lads cuz it’s legal here. It’s just not legal to distribute.” So, I said, “Come pass me some.” You know what I mean? I won’t buy it, but distribute. You know what I mean, kids? So, he’s coming now. He’s on his way sending me live location. This is going to be mad. Don’t forget to subscribe. Come on. I was going downhill at some speed there, people. Right. And I’ve gone over the speed bump and I was like, “Fuck it.” Bam. Woo! Nearly popped a wheelie and then all my stuff. Oh, it’s spilled, man. No. What a dick. Should we try and get the last of it? Put it in the bin. Oh, no way, man. Yeah. Well, okay. A bit of coffee. Me donut, me sausage, all fell on the floor. 5 seconds, bro. But yeah, the bag ripped open. See? So, we’re just going to have to eat these now. I just use the water and clean everything cuz we don’t want like sticky wrappers. But look at this. A bit wet. Got like a filling inside. Okay. Woo. Woo. Hello. That’s sick. That is it. Yeah. We’re going to I’m having to push this mostly because it’s stone full. I don’t want me tires to get fed today. It’s been a bad day. I’ve still got 3 hours to go. It’s currently 2 p.m. Got about 2 hours left. So, We’re going to chill out but have some sushi and that halfway there. Wow. We’re halfway there. Living on a bread. Glad these have got chopsticks, man. Them pasta boxes are doing me ed. Why is they cooking me with the pasta boxes, man? You stupid. If you’re watching this, I don’t like the manager of Alb’s going to be watching this. Don’t want none of that wasabi [ __ ] I need your love. I should have got some sweets, man. Obviously, we all know that Ken Ball can use chopsticks. Ken Ball has been to many chopstick countries, Japan, China, and that. Come on, get back. Bit of sushi big. Let me know. Hey, got the glutes on you, boy. Today’s definitely been the hardest day. I can’t see myself. Today’s definitely I’ve got soy sauce everywhere. Today’s 100% been the hardest day and it’s still got 2 hours left. It’s cuz we’re getting proper into Germany now. I need to find another route to take. I can’t do this every day. Kill me. But we’ve only got like 450 km. I say only [ __ ] hell. No way. He’s actually come. Let me get me bike up for me. No way. He’s actually come up in there. Hey, that’s sick. No way. The man’s come with a care package. I’ll pull up in there. The lad. What’s that? Get not get your registration in it. What a guy, man. I can’t believe it. That’s mustard or ketchup. Oh, do you speak German? Yeah. Oh, good tag. This inch? No. No, lads. He’s even brought me a [ __ ] sandwich and a red bull. Look, he’s on the phone to his Look at him, dude. He’s here in that. Come on then, lad. Right, we’re not going anywhere. Don’t worry, people. Me bike is all the way down there. We’re just having a little talk on that little sit down. Yeah. Yeah. But he’s just stream snipe me as he’s come out beeping. He’s like, “What’s this knobhead want?” And then he’s on the phone to his brother. Look at him. Do you think we look alike? Little dude. Shouts out loud. What’s your name, bro? Reuben. Reuben and Will. I know Will. I know your name cuz you’ve been messing me. Show us your head. Show us your head. Ladies, give him three months, mate. And he’ll be out there on the prowl. Come on, lads. He’s brought me a pair of glasses, right? He’s got me a sandwich. He’s brought the guns. Looks What’s his name? Please get him. What’s his name? I’m going to Sorry. Well, I’m going to call the police on him, but he’s got me the shades and all that, man. He’s even got me a padlock for me bike because obviously we’ve lost the key to this as as always. It’s Italiano. What a guy. But he’s not giving me a lift. So see where we are now. You will see when he goes. We are still setting off on the location. See, I told you he wasn’t going to come with me. You know what I mean? No, mate. Right. Right. Right, brother. All right, William. It’s been a been a [ __ ] pleasure. It’s been a pleasure, bro. Okay. Thank you very much, brother. Have a good journey. Come on, lads. What a guy. Thank you very much, brother. Okay, take it easy, brother. Oh, what a guy, man. What a guy. People who follow me, mate. A great B. I love you all. But Will and his brother, thank you very much. Right, two hours to go, people. That’s what we’ve got left. We’ve still got two hours to go. Let me check me phone and show you cuz I know a lot of people are going to be like, “Hang on a minute. Give me a sandwich in that as well, man. What a guy.” Now, he’s a great guy and he’s a great guy. Some woman one day in like 6 months are going to be lucky to have him cuz obviously he’s got an air transplant. He’s a bit scabby at the minute. Oh, wait there. So bad oa housing 24 mile 2 hours and 17 minutes. We’re just chilling out here for no particular reason and then we’re going to get these 2 hours done. All right, back on the road now. What a guy, man. I think it’s going to rain, which is great. But 2 hours left. Me phone’s on like 20%, so I probably should have got the battery back. We’re just going to have to smash this last bit out. It’s good job. It’s flat. But yeah, man. What a guy. What a guy. Hey. Ah, scenery. Scenery. Right. Enough talking. Oh, people. Look at the weather, man. This is what separates the boys from the men. Come on. Woo. The rain stopped, but we’re back to uphill. Ah. Ah, nice scenery though. Hey, at least we’re not in the woods cuz you’re just on you’re just on stone and gravel, man. I was worried about me tires cuz I got no inner tube, man. Getting stuck there in the woods in the middle of nowhere. I would have had to walk me bike this far. Allowed to be pedaling on here. Am I allowed to be pedaling? There’s no path. I’ve been on here for a while now and big trucks are coming past me. I’m having to stop and let them pass. Do you think I can do 100 miles in one day? Honest to God, I am thinking Tuesday I do a 100 mile in one day. In one day. I think I can do it. Not at kilometers. 100 mile. I really think I can do it, man. 100 mile. Maybe. Yeah. This death isn’t safe. I’m on a bloody bypass. But honest to God, people, yeah, my mind is very strong. I’m telling you. I’m not just tooting me on all that. I’m not [ __ ] myself off. But my mind is very strong and I honestly think I could do 100 mile a day. I think it’ kill me. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t I don’t think it’d be easy and I don’t think I’d do the next day. I feel like I’d have to chill out. But honest to God, I feel like I could do a 100 mile in one day. I think that would be a good challenge challenge myself cuz this is what this is about. You know what I mean? And I feel like I can do this easily. So 100 mile. But we just got to see about the hills. That would be a nightmare. Imagine doing 100 mile up hill. It take twice as long. But it’s it take me about 9 10 hours. 10 m an hour. That’s quite a good pace that to be honest on a bike. 10 m an hour. That’s well fast. We’ve just stopped on the bypass. We’re going to have a banana and some water. I would add that sandwich that my man give me, but I’m not feeling anything heavy. You know what I mean? We’ve only got an hour left. I’m not feeling anything heavy at all. Ooh, look at him, mate. Oh, me banana. Oh, look at him, babe. But yeah, I’ve just dropped me. Great. That go was mulch anyway in the grass. Oh, was that me last one? No, no, no. We’ve got another. Where’s me camera gone? Oh, no way. Dropped me camera. I didn’t even know. Ah. Woo. I was like, where’s me camera gone? Thought no way I’ lost that already. But yeah, chilling out. The bypass 100 miles getting done. Honest to God, that is a task. That is that is a feet of strength 100 mile considering I’m a piss head not a piss head while I’m standing considering like but considering I like a drink and let’s be honest I like to party you know party party but I do I do I think 100 mile would be a great feeble me phone’s bugging out again look man look it’s like like the screen’s gone oh my god Oh yeah, me screen’s going again. We It’s not even coming on now. Look at that. It’s a different color. I need new screen. Imagine doing this 100 mile and screen goes. Look at that car. Hello. Look at the dark. Wow. It’s cruising in there. Says McDonald’s there. There’s a sign that says McDonald’s. So, h we need to charge me phone. 5% 1 hour. Not good. Won’t make it. We need to go charge me phone. So, sackies. Maybe get a burger or Oh, fill it a fish. So underrated, I think. Fill it a fish. Little Tartis or something. There’s a sign over there. And I know I’ve not got me glasses on, but is that a Burger King sign? I’m sure it is. I thought it was a McDonald’s. You know what? I put me jacket on then cuz I was like, if anyone’s in there, I’m going to look like an idiot. But I’m going to take me jacket off and I’m going to put me glasses on. All right. Cuz I am an idiot. I couldn’t care less what people think about me. What am I doing? Put the jacket on. Oh, wait. Yeah, like that. I don’t want nobody to see me working on a boat. I’m not invisible. Okay, maybe now I am good pos. Do you reckon it’s safe leaving that there? I think so. Should we put some socks down there or something, you know? Ah, something snap. Anyway, come on. Hello. How are you? Very nice. I don’t think they do fish burgers in Burger King. Hello. How are you? Mate, one meal is €17 just for one meal. That’s That is crazy money. See what I’m saying? That’s mental. That’s for a burger. Oh, it’s not a sesame seed bun, man. I like a sesame seeds bunny. Me burger, mate. As for bacon as well. This is cheese, I think. It’s a mozzarella ball. That’s not healthy. The lettuce is gay as well. People, there’s a Subway over there, right? I’m a bit nipped on Subway over there. I just want to go some cookies. I would have rather a Subway if I’m honest than a Burger King, man. Burger King’s horrible lighting. I think it’s overrated. KFC used to be the one, but it’s gone downhill. Anyone else think that? When you have a KFC now, you just feel like [ __ ] We need to up this took a long time today. You know, this shouldn’t have took this long. I don’t know why I’ve been Oh, it’s been uphill and that been off the bike and [ __ ] haven’t I? Them first two hours were rough. Yeah, probably about right. And then I seen my man. Ah, yeah, probably about right. You know, probably about right. I thought I was being dead slow and that, but this morning I was with the hills, but I see my man as well. So, yeah, stop for a few times. Hell, see what we’ve just done there. To go 100 mile, we have to do double. Wow, look at the rainbow. Wow, it’s amazing. Anyway, see what we’ve just done there. We have to do that again. I’d have to do that again. I I need a power bank cuz I want it on straa. I need a power bank. And yeah, that I need a new pair of legs. Me knees and I feel like after that I feel like that is going to put me out for a day. But they were okay then cuz we’re ahead anyway. You know what I mean? That’s a nice looking rainbow. It is pissing it down, man. If I stopped chatting [ __ ] and just got me pedal on, I’ we’d be there. We’d be there. Jack bought Aridor City Hotel. I knew it was man. We’re gonna put me back. Thank you. Okay, let’s see here. You say how much? 73. 73. Yeah. 73. This is what €73 a night gets you in. Bad oil housing. Wow, look at that bed. Oh, that’s so nice. Look how big it is. I actually spoke with a man and he owns this with his wife, that fella downstairs, and I said, “Has it been hard during co?” And he said, “Very hard.” He said, “2 years no guest. We were not even allowed to open. Said, “Wow.” He said, “Good job. I own the place.” Started laughing. I said, “Fair enough, brother. Fair enough.” Cuz a lot of people went bankrupt to that during co, didn’t he, man? Crazy. And now you look back at it and you think, “What was that for?” You know what I mean? Anyway, let me get me phone on because I need to get this this um what? Woo! Oh, what’s this? They’ve given me here. Normally, they give you a pack of Harry balls. You give me earplugs. Normally they give you a bang box. I thought it was a marshmallow. They give me ear plugs in case someone’s shagging next door. That’s sick. But yeah. Anyway, I’m going to get on train, shower, get the vlog up. Go get something to eat. He said there’s a bar and a restaurant down the road. I said, “Thank you very much.” Danker. There’s that. Look, even got me own thingy. Get it cold. We want it cold, mate. I’m sweating. But look at the bathroom. I think this is well worth 70 about 60 quid. Any smart tell you? No, I know I’m going to tell you, but I think that is worth €73. 60 quid 100% to do. I’ve paid a lot more for a lot less. Babe, I’m just editing the vlog now. I actually fell asleep soon as I lied down. I’m going to try to do the 100 miles. I say try. I need to see how I feel in the morning cuz me legs are hurting, man. My ass is chafed. But anyway, this is the end of the vlog. Do not forget to subscribe. Love you all. Don’t forget to follow Gork. And just to brief to you all how far we’ve come. Yesterday we were in Hotel Z in Lenn which was the windmill hotel and we have done 4 hour 14 pedaling which is 48 miles about 70 km. He barked.