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Right guys, do we remember what we did? Well, what we have done previously on the UK content creator thing. No. No. Okay. So, Dylan, if you’ll read out the next slide, please. Who is the best UK content creator part two? And I like how we’ve got the union flag. Uh the correct union flag, unlike the union flag used on the Brexit, not Brexit, Reform UK kits. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. So, are are we looking forward to this? I’m looking forward to uh having a good but productive time. I am looking forward to having a productive but good time. Okay. I don’t know if we’re going to be able to see past this this impass that we’re at in our working relationship. Yeah. Right. So, uh Dylan, if you will read the next slide if that’s okay to just to explain the rules. So, we can see by by the way some of the content creators right now on screen. Uh, and we’ll we’ll we’ll get more into them in a bit. As I say, I know I know a couple of these people. Um, I’m familiar with with two of them. I’m familiar with one of them rather because my other guy is not on there yet. No, but both both of your your guys are he’s the guy he’s the guy at the top. Yeah. Yeah. I just I’ve not really seen him wearing like like actually wearing nice clothes. He’s normally like um Well, yeah. All be revealed. All will be revealed. So, let’s go onto the next screen. Dylan, if you will. Rules. Michael, Luke, and Dylan. You will each bring two champions of UK content into the arena. From each creator will witness two glorious videos. That’s 12 chances to laugh, cry, cringe, or vibe. Once we have seen all six creators grace our eyes and souls, it’s time for the great debate. Trademark. We will crown the top three content creators who stole our hearts, minds, or at least made us go, “Huh, neat. I like this guy.” By the way, I’ve not me I’ve not come across him yet, but I’m already laughing. Is this one Is this your guy, Michael? Yes, he is. He’s my best friend. He’s the guy with like the really So, he’s he’s the guy. Yeah, he’s the guy who you laughed at. Just the you know, what’s it called? The And now I’m seeing him even more. I just I was like predicting like he’s like some kind of bodybuilder like doing that like brilliant. He’s really eating that cereal as well. I like that. He loves cereal. Yeah. So, we will get What a great guy. That one’s already a fan. I love it. That’s it. Okay. So, I better win. So, it’s not about you yourself winning. We’re going to choose each person. Well, I kind of view myself like his manager. I’m kind of like I’m in charge of the multi- channelannel network and I’m picking my squad. M you’re you’re like a judge on the X Factor, you know. Yeah. Uh yeah. Or a mentor. Yeah. Yeah. A mentor, whatever. All right. So, um we shall now move on. Uh well, actually, first and foremost, Dylan. Um can you read out this next slide because of course we we had three adv uh creators who advanced last time. Just a a refresh. That’s it. So, which I quite like how we’ve got fever. I never forgot about because you’re the two of mine and I definitely never forgot about emotions in life cuz I literally I’m just so good. Tired lives in my head. Rentree. I’m so [ __ ] tired all the time. All the time. And then any of you in the supermarket just like what the [ __ ] is this guy is this [ __ ] He’s got a bag of bread. I wouldn’t feed this to a [ __ ] dog. So we had we had some good uh good winners last time who progressed out of the six. Uh so let’s see if we did. Yeah. Let’s see who progresses this time. So first up is uh is Michael’s first creator. Uh so we’ll go to the next slide. Uh, so, um, Michael’s first content creator is, of course, Cycling Mikey. And here is a picture of him. There he is. Just into the face. Uh, so yeah, let’s hear Michael. You can tell this, you can tell this guy’s got all the gear. He’s got his GoPro. He’s like, he’s living up to the name, right? You know, he’s he’s likely Mikey. He’s like, you know, I’m I’m not I’m not just calling that for fun, you know, I’ve got I’ve got all the gear and stuff. Yeah. So, let’s hear some idea. Explain who they are and what makes them a great creator. So, go on, Michael. Okay. So, yeah. Uh Cycling Mikey is uh I think you could call him a vigilante. Essentially what he does is he cycles around London and when he sees people who are breaking the rules, maybe they’re on their phone, maybe they’re passing him too close in their car, he’ll say, “No, mate.” I think he’s like South African or something. He sounds like a South African. It’s like, “No, no, don’t do that. Don’t It’s way too close, mate.” He’ll say. Anyway, um and now now is he is he is he wearing a a fluorescent jacket and a helmet? You know, I would say his side of things. I would imagine he’s the kind of person who really makes a point of of wearing the gear. There is actually this is going to be another situation, Dylan, where you’re going to think this should have been the video I picked, but there is one video of him where he’s wearing baggy shorts and a wasp ends up flying flying up his shorts. But uh but the thing is it’s it’s yeah, it’s it sounds funnier than it is because he really just reacts to it. The the thing that makes him I think elevates him is he has altercations with other drivers, you know, like all of these other guys, they’re just there doing the uh you know, like this masturbatory solo experience where they’re just being iconic on their own. This guy, he’s he’s getting other people involved. And I would say that’s what very much elevates him as a creator. And uh that’s why I was even aware of this guy before before Luke told me about him because you know who hasn’t seen a cycling Mikey video. He’s infamous. Yes. Yes. Infamous. So much fun. But we want to make him regular famous. So yeah, Michael is going to share uh the two videos of Cycling Mikey right now. So yeah, we can get a good sense of who he is. So everybody, this is the first video. It is slightly longer than your typical video, but we’re not going to watch all of it. This will just give you uh I think this is a very representative example of what this guy’s about and especially how he likes to get uh other people involved in his content. So, let’s uh let’s jump in. You ready? Prepared emotionally and physically. He he likes to guard this road in particular cuz it’s like a oneway road and people Yeah. So, his his job is to stop people. So, he’s like hiding behind Go back. You’re on the wrong side of the road. Go back. Go back. Don’t drive into me. There it is. Go back. Go back. Go back. Why are you hitting me? Go back. Go back. Oh, no. I can’t because I can’t. He said go back. He’s not speaking. Go back. Why are you driving into me? Get out of the way. You know this is going on YouTube and to the police, right? Go back. Go back. Go back to where you came from. Go back. Yes. Driver, you’re going to get a ticket. You’re on the side of the drive. No. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. You just help me. I’m going to call the police. Call the police. Hey Siri, dial 999, please. No, you don’t. Get out of my way, man. No. Go back. Get out of my way. Okay. I I do love the driver’s reaction. There’s no one coming here. Go back. Calm yourself down. I’m calm. You’re not calm. Go back. Your number plate. So my number go to work. I don’t care. Go back. Get out. Get out of the way, man. Listen, I wish you all right. Thank you, mate, for standing by. Well done. Sorry. Oh, no. It’s the police. This is just like And then basically Well, that guy could have just gone to work, but he’s got involved and now he’s getting arrested. So, this is what I meant when I said cuz after this like basically it goes on for, as you can see, like uh another few minutes, but essentially like once the police are involved, he’s no longer involved. And obviously, you know, we’re not we’re not here all day. I didn’t think that through. So, Mike is on one. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh obviously, you know, this guy, he’s a bit of a hero. Uh and he he takes a stand for what’s right, but that can lead to some conflict as you just saw. And uh this is now an example of kind of the the level that things can reach. You’ll see. So it’s the same same thing by the way cuz I’ve seen this same thing like there’s he’s guarding a one-way street circling my base. Yes, exactly. He’s very against people driving the wrong way on the road, which is kind of understandable. He’s he’s eyeing that car. He’s car. Yeah. He’s like, you’re not going. He’s He’s got a plan. A good plan to save the day. He knows. Oh, he knows that person’s going for it. Oh, he’s going to save the day. Go back. Don’t match. This is a oneway road. And then right, go back. He’s not now. He’s lost a lot of power because he’s no longer on his bike. He’s now just regular Mikey, which is which is not his final form, but he’s like, “Oh no, my rubbish is all over.” The funny thing is, of course, that he’s now causing more disruption in the road because that guy like now wants to actually drive on the road and can’t cuz this guy has to pick up all his stuff. Um, and he’s going the right way. I know we’re supposed to just be doing two videos, but I did find basically the exact same uh incident from his perspective. Uh, and as you can see, it’s only 39 seconds long. So we just watch this quickly just, you know, see what it’s like for the man behind the the bike. So this is, you know, showing you. So person tries to go. Oh, what is that sign back there? There was a It was a first attempt. Oh, that’s fun. That’s fun. Oh, you have to go back now. Yeah, you go back now. Very naughty. So he stops. Very naughty. Classic. No, go back. What the do you think you’re doing? Oh, you know, I actually kind of thought he was a bit too polite to swear himself, but yeah, as you can see, this gives a a pretty thorough indication of of who this guy is. And yeah, he’s he’s very much like a a Batman of sorts out there dealing with the villains off the road. Batman. Yes. He’s mingling psychiat. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, he’s really funny. South African. He’s trying to make up for um Well, it’s kind of funny because of course, you know, apartheid is sort of about keeping people in their separate spaces and that’s what he wants to do by stopping people driving in the wrong lanes. Like back he was doing this back when he saw a couple racing in South Africa like no go back go back this first you’re driving in the wrong lanes next next you got blacks and white seating together. breakdown of society. That’s what that’s what he would say. Anyway, so yeah, do we think this guy has a good chance at making it through to the top three? I just think he just needs to let things happen. Like, you know, it’s it’s not hurting him. The you know that, you know, people people do stuff, you know, like as I say, I I I had to drive in a bus lane today to to avoid avoid danger from a from a from a dangerous um person who been kicked off a bus, you know. You know, imagine imagine if this guy was there and he’s like, “Oh, you’ll get B in you’ll get B in this lane.” Well, yeah, I I do agree. Like I would say I mean I think he’s a hero. He’s not a hero at all. He’s he’s literally he’s literally if he was if he existed around near me then he would like make my day more difficult. Yeah. No, I um I would say about Cycling Mikey, I just find it very funny. Like very like because people hate him and I find it very funny that people hate him and despise him. I I love that. Yeah, I just love it so much. I mean, it’s the fact he does it in London as well. Like the fact is like people probably be aggressive anywhere, but London are you’re going to get the most aggressive people in the country really. Okay, let’s move on now to the next content. Yeah, the next which is Luke’s and it is Big John aka the Bosch Father. Now, has anyone heard of Big John the Bosch Father? Uh, yeah. So, wait, hold a minute. Wait, this isn’t isn’t this the guy who’s like Oh, that’s his that’s his arch nemesis. See, I’m think Yeah, that’s Thomas who goes abosh. This guy is the original Bosch guy, Big John, who goes bash like that, like Bosch. And then there’s a rivalry between the two. They don’t like each other. Yeah. Oh, this is really interesting. He is the uh he was, I think, a professional boxer back in the day. And uh he he um his his son is a a professional boxer right now, I think. And he’s just famous for eating a lot of food and then at or or no, not eating a lot of food. Most of his videos consist of just be a lot of food being on the table that he is going to eat and then he just ends the video going like Bosch like that. And it it works for him. Kind of like pretty alpha. Leave it to the imagination. That’s it. That’s it. Yeah. So yeah. Uh so Dylan, have you not heard of uh the Bosch father then? I haven’t. I I I already like him just just from seeing his his image. You know, this this you know, he’s got a registration plate with with his his name on it. You know, I can already tell this guy is is going to be good. You know, my my expectations are already very high. So this is I think a very typical uh Big John video. You know, he’s he’s just gonna tell you about the food and then he’s going to end it in his classic classic Bosch style. So if you will, Michael. Yeah, I think I’ve seen this video before. Friday night. Had a busy day today. Trying to relax. Got ginger spice takeaway. Put a pole on today. Tandoori King praw come up. Chicken ticker was second. I’ve gone for chicken ticker. And I got a little bit of Charlotte’s chicken ticker masala sauce. Papadoms naan bread. Bombay potato pillow rice and a nice glass of New Zealand so Blanc. Happy weekend everybody. Bash bash. You see, I was a little bit disappointed um with the fact I was thinking I was expecting more food, but he he he won me over with the the noise at the end. I’m assuming that’s how he ends all his videos. You would be you would seem correct. Um as we’ll see on the in the in the next video as well. So yeah, Big John is actually on tour right now. Uh he’s actually in uh California. Uh I don’t I don’t actually know what he does on tour. Like what is a show consisting of Big John? because he the video are just him like going, you know, showing food and then saying Bosch. But anyway, he’s this is him um you know, talking about jet lag. Been in Los Angeles about 2 hours now. We’re staying at Shutters Hotel right on Santa Monica Beach. Absolutely gorgeous. Got an appearance at the old King’s Head on Monday. Jet Leg’s just starting to eat in. But you know what? Jet leg can [ __ ] off. That’s bad. That’s a good attitude, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you be Yeah. That’s a lot of jet lag. That’s eight hours. Yeah. But you can [ __ ] off. That’s a full night sleep. It’s It’s good advice actually cuz I’ I’ve suffered from jet lag before just from going on like a two three hour flight and I never considered just being able to tell it to [ __ ] off before. Well, my wife says that she just like ignores jet lag. She just says like, “Oh, the second I’m in a new place, I just immediately adjust to the times of that place.” That in a way is telling it to [ __ ] off, I suppose. As well as this is better. She’s not even acknowledging it. Doesn’t even exist. It’s forget. It’s like State of Israel. What? What? Okay. So, I might as well. No, no, no. Sorry. I’ve actually [ __ ] up, Michael, here. Uh, I have not [ __ ] up at all. You stupid [ __ ] useless. I don’t know what the [ __ ] happened in my Brilliant. as delicate that Thomas Skinner guy that Thomas Skinner guy is kind of skinny so I think I might trust him a bit more. So as Dylan’s laughing already. So yeah, so because of Big John’s success and and and his catchphrase, which he invented, Bosch, he he he is now getting into sponsored content. Um and he has teamed up with Chloe. He recently released a video highlighting some of some of their products in their stores. So if we will. Love it. Everyone loves a tumbleryer. Bash. The Boschweiler is king when it comes to picking up food, but this comes a close second. My favorite doesn’t have ankles. Bash. Yeah. Built in. Bash. Where’s the salad cream? Bash. Got to have somewhere to store the plates. Bash. What we saying? Mix it up. Bash. One second. Who wants a curry? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say like a lot of like his lines weren’t really that clever. Like I don’t really get was like got to have somewhere to store the plates. Was that a joke or just in not knowing how dishe works? I like I do I do like where’s the salad crate? You know but yeah I do I do Yeah. I feel like the only critique I have is it does wear a little has to like, you know, I No, my only critique is I think the video should have been much much longer. I’m worried it’s like a case if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all kind of thing. But, you know, I find it fun. I I I assume that he actually just worked at Curry. No, no. This and bosching is his side hustle. No, the thing he probably paid like 10,000 for that to just go bosch and open like various B. Yeah, it’s it’s great. I also quite like as well I suppose he’s being paid for this and he’s not really thought of that good just so lazy but not even thought of good boses but it’s got like millions of views on where’s a selling cream he’s just like the laziest [ __ ] but he gets paid like thousands of pounds for it and gets to go to Los Angeles and have a tour and it’s just like what I don’t he does a show on something and we don’t know what he does show exactly but that’s why I love it because you say when you’ve seen one. You’ve seen them all. But yeah, he just does go around going Bosch. But people keep coming back. The people love the Bosch. Never going to stop loving the Bosch. The Bosch father. Bosch. That’s Yeah. Okay. Yes. Right. It’s all So, do we think um the the Bosch father has a good chance of getting through to the next round? I think he actually is stronger than I think he’s stronger than Cycling Mikey, but I’m also feeling like if there’s a stronger field of competitors, I’m I’m I’m almost trying to compare him to last last series as three. I don’t think he’s making any of them. So that’s that’s the thing. It’s all all depends on who it all depends on who’s coming up next. I think you know it’s like they did this thing on the X Factor the three the six chair challenge. He’s got a chair at the moment. He might lose it. He might someone else might take his chair and then they go that’s great. That’s really funny. Right. So there we go. That’s the Bosch father. Let’s move on to the next content creator which is Dylan’s first which is of course the schooner scorer. Have you heard of this guy Michael? I like this guy. Are you asking if I heard of his person? No, I don’t think I do. Thank you for asking. I was going to say I might know him not by name, but not. So, uh, yeah, let’s explain who they are and what makes him a great creator. Well, who he is, you know, like, you know, he’s not nonbinary. We, you know, sorry, sorry, JK Rowling. Actually, you know, JK Rowling would would also be critical of that. Uh, no. So, he Yeah, I don’t know why you’re focusing on that because I just that’s the same for every single one of them and it just, you know, Yes, I was. I haven’t specifically I think it’s just cuz this guy is unique. So bloss. That’s what I say. But yeah, so this this and this this guy is a is a proper bloke, you know. He’s a proper geyzer. He’s proper hard lads, you know. He’s probably a Milwolf fan, you know. He goes around and he’s uh he goes around different places and he’s like he tries the beer and he he gives it a score and uh an honest go. Um, but once you kind of witness some of his videos, you’ll you’ll understand the the appeal, the charm of uh schooner, let the schooner need send your [ __ ] to Michael. I I have done a quick explainer because Dylan did not do a good job there. So, the schooner scorer, he is definitely not a Milwall fan by the way. Um, he is in fact a Chelsea fan. Uh, I don’t know if he was being ironic calling him like a gizer because he’s very posh. He’s like a very Yeah, he’s private school educated, you know. He’s he’s this guy who he’s a very he’s a rugby guy. Uh he, you know, he’s there’s some videos of him going to to the rugby. Yeah. Just he just fits the stereotype completely of like a posh like to from from Chelsea who, you know, uh yeah, likes rugby. But that’s the thing. He’s he’s got famous off scoring schooners and he he’s the his the style of his videos are what has made him popular because it’s very uh it’s very unique. It’s very fast-paced and he has a he has a saying he says at the end at the start of every single video which we will of course see this is he’s actually you know it makes him really I actually watch more of his stuff just just on on on the back of this whereas I probably you know for the other two I wouldn’t really really want to watch the other two that much but this guy you know I can actually see myself unironically watching some of his videos right um without further ado let’s see he’s in Melbourne for this one in Australia if you didn’t know that’s where Melbourne is and uh yeah this is let the schooner meet The scorer single man reveal himself. Play Michael here. 60 seconds. We’re here in Melbourne still at the oldest club and oldest building in Melbourne. This is from 183. I just like how you know he makes an entrance. Everyone kind of cheers for a bit. The sty of editing is just so it’s [ __ ] schizophrenic how it’s moving. Yeah, the camera never stays still, which is how it grabs the attention of it. And then he downs it and he’s just down the hole. That is absolutely really light, fresh, and I love those finishes at the end. probably the best I’ve had so far here in Melbourne. Oh wow. That’s high on the sking him at the end. I think I think it’s interesting he loses them. Uh I think it’s interesting that this is the only guy in the history of this show or this series of which there’s been one and a half episodes so far that has actually had a discernable talent. or no, let me say not a talent, but like I I feel like this this is the guy who feels the like makes the most sense like kind of feels the most traditional old media. I like the fact that he has this very distinct format where he’s like doing a review. He has a rating system. There’s that cherry on top that he he downs the pint. He gives like he actually reviews the pint, says, “Oh, this is what I like about the flavor profile.” Um and then like every other person just like So basically I’m [ __ ] [ __ ] right? Bosch. kind of this guy is just like naturally a content creator. Yeah. Well, he makes unironically good content. Like this for the first this is probably the first person actually makes good content that actually is just good content. That’s why he’s so popular. Everyone just to show posh people are superior. Yeah. Yeah. I mean he’s he’s found a formula and and he’s very good at doubting his drinks. And in my head I have got that his his intro which is skuner scorer here. 60cond snippets scoring a schooner. We’re here at I I that’s like ingrained into my brain because I’ve watched so many of his videos because I do enjoy his content too. When was the last time you downed a point, Luke? I can’t do it. I can’t I can’t down a pint. I I can’t do it. But he can. So that’s And that’s why And that’s cuz you are a poor person. No. No. I feel like maybe I could, but I just don’t want to because it like it’s they’re expensive pints. Like I was going to say takes away from his ability to assess it in a way. Like surely. Yes. But to be That’s just what I love. That’s what’s so funny about him. It’s just down to Yeah. Like I don’t feel like I like if I actually had a beer that I thought was genuinely nice and I wanted to assess its quality. I wouldn’t have it go straight down the hole like a homesick mole. He has a Guinness. He has two sips cuz the first time he first one he’s got a what’s he got to do late the first sip. Oh yeah. He’s he’s got to split the G. He’s got to try and split the G. You know now can I get a clarification on what the G is? Yeah. So you you don’t know either Dylan. Wow. As as someone who I thought, you know, drinks, you would know what splitting the juice. I mean, I’ve heard people say it. If I’ve got a Guinness, I’ll just I’ll just drink it. I mean, I don’t down it, but I like I’ll probably, you know, a sip and Yeah. Okay. Well, let me tell you. So, on the on every Guinness glass, there is the Guinness logo and there is, of course, on the Guinness logo a capital G. And you got to, you know, drink so much of the of the Guinness. So, the the line, you know, where where the you know, reaches won’t be the head after you drink it maybe, but whatever. Yeah. They it basically lines up with the the middle part of the G. So you know the line on on you see that’s just that’s just marketing. That’s to try and get you to to get more Guinnesses, isn’t it? No more. No, it’s actually in an Instagram craze made up by London hipsters. Um and then basically yeah has has spread everywhere. Well, it was it started in like 2023 this trend. He’s at the center of it paid for by by Guinness obviously you know marketing it’s about it’s a money making unfortunately unfortunately not Guinness has become like a a thing which is trendy to drink over the past few years which is crazy he drinks Guinness I was drinking Guinness before it was killed uh in in Mar in January of 2020 I drank 34 Guinnesses over a month there’s one there’s one video he does he goes I I drank so much today I went absolutely legless and he cuts this other guy he’s actually cut one He’s like, “What? Be legless then.” I suppose he would be legless by the way. Just not be legless. Actually, yeah, he’s not legless, is it? If he’s got a leg. So, uh, you know, he had no reason to be offended. You know, this Yeah. Just one of his little phrases, by the way, um that he he he says, you know, down the whole like a homesick, which is great. And that he’s he’s he’s he said that a lot recently, but there’s a not a very there’s a a nonPC phrase which he used to say, which is uh that down it went like it paid no rent. That’s what what he likes to say or he did back in the day. Down it went like it paid no rent. Is that like a landlord joke or is it about like how if you don’t pay rent you’ve got to suck um suck your landlord’s [ __ ] Okay, that that is the joke. Yes. Okay, cool. Cool. That’s awesome. Yeah. I was going to say like maybe like down the hatch like a [ __ ] in a snatch. So, shall we move on to the next video? Yes. Oh, they look we’ve got him at the Royal Riata place in Oxford SH where he’s like he’s at a racing show and he’s gonna he’s going to try a cider and he’s going to let us know kind of you know what he’s his thoughts on the cider are and uh and yeah let’s let’s like every video down the hole like we’re here at Henry this is the most famous place for rowing in the country if not the world found in 1836 today but right now behind me about the Euro quarter final I think a big win ahead what the scoring here at is a brutal ruby 34% just see how this goes struggling today apparently that’s sitting there bit when you pour it in like that looks like a very fruity number for a side let’s see How it goes sooner. Let’s see the score. Yeah, not as good as a cider actually. I’m surprised it’s not marketed in a salsa. Tastes far more like a salt me is a fruit cider. 3.4% but really not hitting those kind of notes I’d have expected. Fresh, fruity, but for a cider, it’s not what I want it to be. It’s 5.1. I think you should he’s like the the posh Tik Tok he is like the posh Tik Tok James Bond you know like he’s just going he’s in he’s in Turkey this week he just and he was in the Hamptons in he just goes everywhere scoring he’s in Turkey doesn’t need to be in Turkey cuz he’s got his hair and he’s got all right and also please can you go back to 20 20 seconds so we can watch them can watch him celebrating the euros again. It’s so funny where it’s like he’s talking about. Do you want to like do you like a pause on it or Yeah. Is it this this bit? Yeah. Yeah. Just just you can you can you can play. You want to watch it in motion? Is that We can pause. Oh then. Yeah. Yeah. Any posh women have big tits? I I think we uh we like the schooner scorer. Uh people like him. He’s very famous nowadays. Uh so yeah. So, for me, I I I really like his content. I I would say though that, you know, like we found a lot of these people funny because they’re not supposed to be funny. Whereas this guy, you know, this this guy this is a more genuine creator. I find this guy’s actually good. That’s the only I mean I I do love his No, I love that. That’s you know, my hero. I I want to be like him. Yeah. No. So, honestly, Dylan, they had that exact same thought when I started watching him was like, I want to grow up to be the schoona scorer. He just he’s just traveling around the world, you know, downing beers, you know, with with women, with rich people, you know, by his side. Like, again, like the James Bond comparison is is is there. And, you know, he’s no one knows what his name is. He’s just the schooner scorer. He gets called schooner by all his friends. Yeah. I just love that. I don’t even know what schooner means, but I also love the fact that instead of saving the world, he’s just he’s just reviewing the beers. Yeah, tell me. Please, please do. Well, so it’s an Australian term which means like three quarters of a pint, I think. Uh, so he he went to Australia. He picked it up. So yeah, that’s why. Yeah, if you see when he drinks when he downs a pint. Well, it’s not actually a pint, you know, it’s like three quarters of it cuz when he picks it up, he’s kind of spills a little bit of it and then he drinks it. So he spilled a quarter of it just by, you know, I thought that was by accident. So I didn’t realize that was on, you know, that’s taken away some of the magic for me actually like, you know, now that I know this. Hey. Um, so, uh, yeah, by the way, u there is a there’s this running joke I I know about Scor, which is like the most demeaning job in the world is to be his his cameraman. Like you just have to follow him around the world and just like throw the camera back and forth and just Yeah. Just like be his little assistant as he gets all the glory. Uh, but yeah. So, do we think he has a good chance of making it through to the uh to the top three? No, I think definitely does. I mean, he’s It depends on what we’re looking for. or is it if if it’s the cringe factor, he’s not really that cringe. He’s actually, as I say, he’s a good guy. But if we’re just looking for good content creators, then he abs he’s probably the best content creator we’ve had so far. Yeah. No, I think he’s got a good chance. Let’s move on to the next content creator, which is Michael’s second and last. So, here we go. It’s Coach Carnival C. This he is the one. The only Coach Carnival Cam. So, let’s hear Michael explain who they are. what makes them a great creator. Okay, so let the carnival meet the cam. So essentially this guy is a guy who believes uh that actually vegetables are bad for you. Uh and as you can imagine, by extension, his whole shtick is that uh the government’s lying. Uh the establishment is lying. They won’t tell you the truth, which is that the ideal diet is a stick of butter a day, a pint of heavy cream, and injecting red meat blood cells directly into your veins. Uh that’s essentially his histick. And there are many videos showing expressing his philosophy, but is he a bit of an Eddie then? In a way, like he got his own philosophy. Yes, he is less aggressive than Eddie. um in terms of his language, but he is more aggressive in terms of his philosophy. Cuz Eddie Abu, he just didn’t like the process stuff. This guy doesn’t like anything unless an animal had to suffer in the process of making it. That’s his that’s his heroic philosophy. Anyway, if he if he went to Gregs, would he go for the sausage roll or the vegan sausage roll? I think you know the answer to that based on everything I said. Anyway, again, he wouldn’t even have the he wouldn’t even have the roll. We’ll try again. How would he react? Oh yeah, the ro I will show you the video Dylan and perhaps as you see his uh you know his philosophy. I don’t think that’s too grandio as a term you will come to understand. Okay, Michael, let’s hear about um your person. Yeah. So Dylan, first of all, do you actually know what raw milk is? Does that mean anything to you? I’m assuming it’s milk that isn’t cooked or pasteurized. So it’s basically you know you know pasteurization that really like famous thing that kind of like saved humanity and like Louis very famous. The word the word pasteurized came to me I was like oh that’s what it is but I I I don’t know what what that actually means. It’s basically just when you cook something to remove all of the harmful bacteria and stop yourself getting ecoli. So let’s hear about why actually do that. That’s fantastic because obviously the establishment wants you to do it which means it must be a bad thing. You ready for this Dylan? I’m ready. I’m ready. Are you scared to drink raw milk? Well, you better be. It contains harmful bacteria like E. coli and you should not drink it. That is bollocks. Did you know more outbreaks of EC coli happen from consuming other food products than from raw milk? Yet, we are conditioned to fear. Raw milk that is carefully and intentionally produced for direct human consumption is tested often and held to rigorous standards and has many nutritional benefits like healthy bacteria to help support the gut. Unlike low-fat, pasteurized, homogenized milk, which has had all the good nutrition stripped out of it, now more than ever is the time to wake up and be cautious about what’s in your food. So, it’s important to support local farmers. And if you still think raw milk is dangerous, there is plenty of evidence that shows otherwise. And you can also find many people online who have been drinking raw milk for years and have experienced no negative side effects and are absolutely thriving. Your health, you made a choice. Yeah. The other thing is uh this guy, he has like this thing where um I saw a video he was like complaining about how they’re like uh feeding cows stuff to stop them producing so much methane and he’s just like he’s just like they said it’s good for the environment which is bollocks. That’s actually his his entire argument. It’s just everything that like all of like mainstream medical science has been saying for years is box. And that’s the thing like my my favorite bit my favorite bit of that clip is just when he said there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that’s not the and then it’s just like a screenshot of like a web page. It’s like what there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that it’s just a useful link. Yeah, exactly. Completely unrelated to it. As as you know, Michael, I I don’t know if you’ve ever tried this this form. I’d love to see like a video of you just just reviewing just just like pausing it and like take you know every single one of his arguments one by one. I think that would be I think that would be already my cooling. Michael, let’s see your second video. Yes, thank you Dylan. So basically uh the the appeal of this guy I think also is watching him live his regular life with his incredibly insane diet. Uh, and you know, a strong contender here was him going to a wedding and presumably just annoying everyone with his insistence that the wedding cake be made out of ground beef. But here is him enjoying the most video. The most festive of days. It’s all about like enjoying your food. Full day of eating on Christmas Day. Started off with an early morning walk and a black coffee. Then it was off to the pub. Christmas Day is also my dad’s birthday, so I took him there for a few drinks to celebrate. I stuck to the sparkling water and he was on the Guinness. Then it was on to the families for Christmas dinner. My mom, who has also been on carnival for a while now, cooked up a massive feast, a huge turkey crown, plus all the trimmings, which were all cooked in animal fat, plus a juicy rib of beef. I mainly stuck to the meat and had a good few platefuls. Plus, I even snuck in a roast potato obviously. Now, I don’t stress too much over Christmas. I have a couple of different foods. It isn’t going to massively set me back, but at the same time, I just love feeling my best. This is why I like to pretty much stay on track even on Christmas so I don’t feel like crap and enjoy some great times with my love. For dessert, I skipped the Christmas pudding. Instead, I made a hefty batch of my carnivore ice cream stuck into a few bowls and that was me done. And it was just the right fuel highly Christmas made from animals. It can’t have any of that. So, basically, it’s carnival ice cream is just cream that’s been frozen. Oh. Oh, I think it was like lard or something. Okay. spot like Yeah. I mean, I like how he stressed that even even for all of the vegetables that he doesn’t eat, he’s still like, “Don’t worry, guys. They were cooked in animal fat.” Yeah. It’s really important. That’s the thing. Even Even the people who I do like I like how he’s I just I like how he’s like I just thought of the coach Carnival. What a surprise. Yeah. Yeah. He seems to have more extreme beliefs than Eddie Abu. I know. That’s it. Yeah. Like he’s he’s more insane. That’s crazy in terms of Yeah. Yeah. Um uh and yeah, I just I just I always admire people who have like these crazy diets where it’s like somehow they’ve convinced themselves that like every other person before them has got it like totally wrong. No, actually like vegetables are bad for you. Yeah. I I do want to say like it it’s I I’ve I know people well I’ve seen people you know who are like oh yeah you got to eat plenty of meat and you got to eat raw stuff but to have a specific carnivore diet so you don’t eat like vegetables for instance like surely that’s surely that’s natural like that’s the thing these people are normally into like natural stuff like again vegetables you know you grow them out in your garden or whatever and you can eat them and it’s not you know processed [ __ ] but like he’s not even eating like vegetables it’s just like meat and again he must It’s it’s it’s a his shits, but it’s just an insane thing to do. Truly an insane thing. Like it’s not just you’ve been you’re an extremist. You’re also like a a weirdo to like have no like vegetables in your diet or no like potatoes or whatever. It’s Yeah, I know. I just have loads of his comments just say he has an eating disorder. Yes. It’s also well, how does he It’s also the fact he’s at his parents and I mean obviously you know he’s an adult but they they don’t really have a problem with him not having any like vegetables or anything. He said yeah he skipped like literally this is the thing he learned as a baby like vegetables they failed as parents clearly. But he said I mean he said his mom’s on the carnivore diet which is a pretty insane piece of law too like I feel like his mom’s like his mom’s just his mom’s just like his mom his mom has been radically I was like oh I’m on the carnival diet too. Absolutely. No I’m saying the dog’s safe though. Oh yeah. When he was hugging the dog. Yeah. Kind of like true. I mean that’s because he’s not Chinese. Um yeah. Dylan, would you like to just uh briefly see because this is like literally like a 20 second video. Uh him like I was going to say I I don’t feel like these two are that strong, but I feel like I really want to see this this himing the because I feel like that’s quite a strong contender. So again, it’s letting you know you don’t need carbs to fuel your workouts. like doing this like it’s just really funny cuz like he’s supposed to be like this like guy who eats meat and you imagine have like loads of testosterone and you look at him and he’s got really skinny legs. Yeah. Yeah. The legs are skinny. Yeah. And like he’s and Yeah. I don’t know like you know obviously you know we’re all we’re all big fats here but it’s worth noting the exercise he’s doing there is like using your back muscles. Your back muscles are very strong. So that’s like usually like a very heavy weight exercise and he’s clearly using like I’d say those are about 15 kilograms maybe. Um so yeah, it’s just really funny that he’s like you don’t need cars and yet you look at him he’s like I mean kind of I think you said Dylan like that you thought oh he’d be this really strong buff looking guy because he’s called like coach carnivore cam and yet he is when I saw a picture of him that I I feel actually it was quite funny hearing about him and then seeing what he looked like afterwards. you know, that’s probably the best way to reveal it to to me. It’s just and like that’s kind of the other funny aspect to him. Like he’s got this really extreme lifestyle and then he kind of just looks like just a pretty regular dude who is I guess reasonably healthy. If anything, he’s an answer for why you need carbs and vegetables. I suppose he’s also surprisingly pale. Like you’d think he was like I would genuinely believe me believe you if you told me this guy was like a vegan influence. Well, that surely like eating just just me [ __ ] up your bloody [ __ ] up your blood, you know, somehow it makes you fail. He’s not any vitamin C cuz he’s not, you know, I never Yeah, I didn’t really like I didn’t really put that together, but yeah, like how on earth like eventually you will 100% die. Like that’s the thing. This is probably I mean Mikey’s out here cycling. Mikey’s out here throwing his his uh bike in front of moving cars and yet he he’s got a healthier lifestyle than this guy. Like I imagine he probably he probably would have that long like to live and that you know like imagine if he like died in the next 5 years. He’s kind of like kind of like is is what we kind of need, you know, just just to stop other people following his footsteps. Yeah. So you’re saying this is not the right thing. So there you go. Do we think coach Carnival Cam has a good chance at making it through to the final three? I mean, I think so. It depends on the strength of the the I I feel like the idea of him is funnier than than what what we’re seeing, especially when he dies. Yeah, this Well, this was my criticism. I ran this I did run this by Luke. I was like um you know, I was like, “Oh, you know, this guy and the thing is there were like a lot of videos that commulatively were very entertaining.” Uh, but it’s very difficult to pick, you know. So, because yeah, there were there were a few on the cutting room floor, but I feel like they were all pretty similar. I will say I will say I found it funny hearing Michael describing his videos and actually watching his videos. That’s cuz I’m just such a fancy story. Okay, we will now move on to the next content creator, which is Luke’s second and final content creator. And it So, it is Mikey Menace. So, I’m going to Oh, another Mikey. Another Mikey. Another Mikey. Oh, no. Oh, this guy looks like a menace. So about the name and what makes him a great content creator. So Mikey Menace is he is disabled. Oh, was he the guy that was um was he the guy at the Liverpool game? No, no, I’m sorry. This this is just quite funny. No. Uh he was not a racially abused unsponsor at the Liverpool game. Uh no. So Mikey Menace, unfortunately, uh well, I’ll tell you like he’s from he’s from Romford. He’s from the same area Big John’s from, actually, which which is fun. Uh but so yeah, basically he just makes videos in his pallet and I’m not really sure what he does as a content creator like emotions from life. They are not for women. I’ll tell you that much. Um so yeah, and this is this is the thing I have to Well, I’ll I’ll tell you something about Mikey Menace later. I’ll tell you something about him later, but just just don’t be too harsh on him. Okay. Can Can you Can we agree on that? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t want to be Yeah. I realize you’ve like when you said he was disabled I was like okay have to keep things nice and calm properly um like he’s not like men okay so he’s not mentally disabled that’s fine we can make fun of him then Mikey menace I’m a [ __ ] menace you [ __ ] [ __ ] suck my [ __ ] so yeah obviously the order that I sent them in Michael the order I want you to play them in yes uh oh well while while that’s being sorted gone back to Liverpool guy imagine if like that was like done for content like he He’s one of these influencer. Actually, the Liverpool guys is one of these influencers. He just wanted to make content. Wait, are you talking about the guy who ran all those people over? No. Oh, that’s that guy though as well. He could be making content, too, actually. Yeah, I thought I thought that’s I thought that’s where we were at. Hey guy. Hey guys, I’m playing a game of squash. Squash the scers. Uh, so look, ready for So yeah, basically uh here’s Mikey Menace. Uh, talking. Yeah. Oh, the weather. This is a standard Mikey Menace video, I think. Very standard. The [ __ ] going on with the weather? I’ve come out dressed um on Sun Strip Boulevard, all shorts and [ __ ] polos and all that. And it’s [ __ ] chilly as it comes today. I don’t know what’s going on with this weather. You dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] government. You’re [ __ ] up the weather. You’re [ __ ] up the [ __ ] economy and what else you going to [ __ ] up? God, someone finally said it. Like, take that kiss. His teeth are like gritted his mouth. What else you going to [ __ ] up? I like how like it was kind of like he was trying to put together a sentence for the first the first half of the video felt like him just trying to put together one coherent sentence. Like he said he said that he’s at Sunstrip Boulevard, which I guess is like a reference to Sunset Boulevard. Yeah. I mean, and I don’t even know what he’s talking about. It was it was a real of two halves really. He kind of struggled through the first half, but once he got going the second half, he was he was he was firing on all cylinders that energy. Yeah. But very relatable, you know. I’m kind of saying, you know, I’ve dressed up for the weather. You know, it’s like, oh, what’s the [ __ ] happened to the weather? You know, what’s K star and Rach Reeves done, you know, to make the weather, you know. So, move on to the next video. This next video is quite funny. It’s it’s him having trouble at a petrol station. Okay. Now, I will ask Luke, is it Mikey Menace where it all started or is it the case? Right, you little L. I’m just in a petrol garage in Runford. I’ve just asked a lady politely, “Would you go in and um ask a member of staff to come out to me?” She went, “I’m disabled. I can’t do it.” “Well, I can’t [ __ ] walk.” I said, “You look like you’re [ __ ] disabled. Look at her big old [ __ ] want a gun. Piss me off. Why don’t people just be nice?” I told her about [ __ ] cuts out. Yeah, that cuts out. He’s like, what is like why can’t people be nice? Why can’t people be nice while he’s being absolutely horrible about this woman? Yeah, man. Yeah, he’s he sounded kind of gay. It was like, “Hello guys, me.” Oh, I tell you what, he is a So, he is Jewish by the way, Mikey Menace. Yeah, I’m not Yeah, he doesn’t. Yeah, he’s some Ronford lad, but he is Jewish, which which is interesting. Probably a Tottenham fan. Uh yeah, the last video I want to play of Mikey Menace, it’s it’s a famous video. It’s it’s it’s his best known video. This is him in his element. Um he is at a hotel. This is this is where we need him in his element. Exactly. Exactly. So, uh yeah, if if you will, Michael. Okay. So, uh, just to what what you need to know, do you know what the the uh the term bicky means? Dicky. It’s a bow tie. Uh, no. It means cocaine. Okay. To him anyway. Yeah. Do you know what brass? Do you know what a brass is? What a brass. No. Uh, no. A brass is a prostitute. Um, what I’m learning is that a lot of terms have multiple slang meanings. They just decided, right, we’ll have this word and we’ll have this word, you know. Yeah. So yeah, this is this is his his most famous video. So let’s had the biggest line of [ __ ] dicky and I’m having a drink in the Marriott now and I’ve got a brass on the go tonight. I’ve done a little scam and I’ve earned a few little brasses in the hotel in the Marriott boy. This is how I’m rolling tonight, son. Tear asses and powder. That’s a that’s kind of in many ways just like we established that the schooner guy is kind of like aspirational and you know you kind of want to live his life. I think he’s got some competition. Yeah. Brass on the couch. I wonder if his prostitute is even hot. Question. I love how he says I love how he says twice, I’m at the Marriott. Like he really wants you to know he’s at the Marriott. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine the Marriott is not the kind of place that tolerates people banging hookers. Uh they don’t charge do they charge rooms by the hour in the Marriott. Okay. So um Michael so the reason why that that was that’s infamous that video got posted a lot recently and the whole reason why I decided to include Mikey Menace in this is because um something happened to him recently which is unfortunately he passed away recently. Yeah. Because I was thinking the other guy would I think the other guy would die but so this guy is no longer with us. They’re all They all die. Wouldn’t that be really like flies? Yeah. How would How would Imagine like Yeah. Most of their deaths would make sense. I’m trying to think who we’ve got here. None of them. So, it’s likely Mike has been run over. Skoon’s like died of alcohol poisoning. Oh, that’s it. Yeah. Big John’s very overweight. Yeah. Big John diabetes. He gets He gets his like head stuck in a in an appliance, by the way. So, can you see the caption by the way, Michael? At the top. Well, you can do Mikey Menace, where it all starts. Legend fly high, Mr. Menace. You will be missed by everyone. That just goes that just goes more. My attention my attention span is like I I literally stopped reading after a legend. I didn’t bother reading the rest of it, which would have given away the fact that he wasn’t he was dead. He was Yeah. So, Luke, sorry. Do you not know how he died at all or No, I don’t. Um I mean, maybe it was too much powder, too much dicky. Um, but I doubt it. I don’t know. He again like carnival Mikey’s like the government says that cocaine’s bad for you, but actually it’s good for you. Yeah. Yeah. Um, maybe maybe you got some maybe you got something from the brass. Maybe you like got an STD or something. Yeah. I don’t think there are any STDs that can kill you nowadays. Um, shall we go back to the PowerPoint? AIDS, Michael. AIDS. The last thing is gonna say just AIDS, Michael. AIDS. AIDS, Michael. AIDS. And that’s all we have time for. Dylan, by the way, have you sent me your ish? Do we think that um Mikey Menace has a good chance at making it through to the top three? Bearing in mind he is dead. So, you know, I think so. Yeah, he he’s on. Yeah, thing. Yeah. Go on then, Michael. Yeah, like Heath Ledger. I was going to say in some sense he is the most like Did you say like Heath Ledger? Yeah, I was gonna say in in some sense he is your classic kind of like dare dare we say cringy uh personality who you know has a bit of a kind you know like kind of like a vibe that you could sort of uh make fun of. Okay. But at the same time well you know whatever you know maybe it’s almost like too intense. Okay. Dylan, what do you think? You know I I have to say I I kind of look at our second video is like why the [ __ ] can’t people be nice? But I look at that in a different light now that he’s dead, you know? That’s now a different, you know, it’s like a different different thing, you know? It’s like he’s almost leaving. That’s what great art is, Dylan. When you watch it multiple times, you take different things from it. That’s what true art is, you know. Um but anyway, well, I mean, I’ve only really watched it once, but I’m thinking about it from a different point of view, I suppose. But yeah, it’s um I Yeah, I think he’s got a chance to make the top three. I don’t think he can beat Scoona, but I think he can definitely definitely definitely be a be a part of the top three. Right. So, um here’s the thing. So, there’s one last thing I’ve I’ve left to with Mikey Menace, and I I I know Dylan will I think love this. Uh he’ll love this a lot because I know Dylan’s sense of humor. Well, I I hope he will anyway. So, uh yeah, this is um so after Mikey Menace died, of course, there were tributes pouring in and someone made this lovely graphic uh which I hope uh people will enjoy. So, as you can see there, RIP to the rip to the menace. And and this is the uh this is the photo uh that um I think the queen had something similar, but when she died. Uh so, read that out. I’ve done my duty, Paddington. Let’s [ __ ] have it large and in charge. He’d be like, I’ve got some dicky, right? I’ve got we’ve got we’ve got some bros. Me and Paddington at the Marriott Dicky. The Marriott in the sky. Oh, it’s beautiful. [ __ ] beautiful. Yeah, I love that, man. Right. Okay. So, let’s move to the to the final creator, which of course is Dylan’s final one. Uh, so Dylan, uh, it’s Daniel Euan Henderson. Uh, here he is. Let’s Let’s hear about this. Oh, what a what a vote. Uh, are you ready ladies? You know, um, this guy, you know, let’s hear Dylan explain who they are and what makes him a great creator. So, go on, Dylan. What makes Well, I believe he’s a him he him. But, yeah, he’s Watch out ladies is all I can say. You know, he he knows the thing is, you know, myself, you know, Michael, you’re a married man, but you know, he’s you don’t know half the stuff this this guy knows. You know, he knows how to seduce a woman. He knows how to, you know, he knows what women want, you know, and and if you think, you know, uh, you don’t. And I think we can all just I think if anything, we just need to sit back, watch, and learn. Thank you for that intro, Dylan. So, Michael, I assume you haven’t heard of him. Uh, so yeah, let’s uh I have never heard of Let’s get into it. So, Dylan, by the way, he’s Scottish, which Dylan did not mention. And he love Yeah, he he loves to say things in a very He likes to curl his exaggerated Scottish accent to entertain the lidious. Oh, they find it they find it they find it titillating. Yeah. Uh, Michael, let’s let’s play. Let’s let’s say only 20 seconds. So yeah, let’s get this over with. So many guys are like, “Oh my god, you should never chase a woman. Toxic. It’s toxic to be chasing after a woman. It shows weakness.” Bro, I just chase after the ones that you’re not going for then cuz then they’re going to come see me. Okay, you can all stop chasing. I’ll start talking. I have zero shame. That’s face. This guy’s face. He has zero shame. Yeah, he really does have zero shame. Like I I mean well Mikey the Maniac or whatever his name was. He he was Yeah. He’s he he he just posts like thirst traps basically on on Instagram and uh and Tik Tok or whatever all the time. What is he he targets like emotions in life honestly. They target the same kind of women. I feel like him and emotions in life. I I like the comments particularly the second video coming up that the comments because I was thinking that some of the I I for some reason I don’t know why maybe I’m just very cynical. I was thinking the comments be making fun of this person, but no no a lot of the comments were like women. Actually, we’ll watch the video first. We’ll watch the video first and I’ll tell you tell you what what kind of comments we we got from from this. The girls are curled up reading that book right now. Any book, but a smarty book. You could be doing that right in a cottage in the highlands of Scotland, but it’s dripping wet, soaking wet outside with rain and you look out and you see the mist and I could be there by your side. And as the mist subsides, then I take you out on a walk where it’s nothing but such a scumbag, beautiful landscape, nobody around to bother us. And then I take you to a castle wall and pin you against it. How does that sound? I I I know exactly what I’m doing right now, ladies. He’s Sorry. Um, so I would say he’s not hot. No, he think he he thinks he’s His face is too round. Um, but also I like how the story goes. If you’re reading a smutty book, you could be doing that next to me and then I would take you outside. But didn’t he say it was like raining? So, I don’t know. Whatever. It’s It’s a bad scenario. Oh, it it takes all of a sudden. But, well, I mean, I [ __ ] [ __ ] your ass. I’ll turn you against the wall. And I’m not even sorry. Yeah, it’s it’s uh that’s what he’d say. That is that is a real rapist quote. Ladies, sorry, not sorry. I know it’s that face. There are there are definitely maybe there are there are definitely going to be allegations about him. Or maybe he’s he’s all just talk. I don’t know. But maybe he’s gay, honestly. Maybe maybe Yeah. And he’s like and he just does this just does this for the content cuz I like he’s so gay. Yeah. Cuz he thinks he’s so like goodlooking. He thinks he’s like some Scottish prince or whatever. That’s his whole vibe. And apparently some women agree otherwise he wouldn’t have any following. And by the way, in in in Scotland he is hated by the way in in Scotland every despises him. Well, look, I’m I’m pleased to hear these these these sentiments to be honest with you with you like because I was reading the comments on this particular video and they they were all positive. They were all women like saying like, “Oh, you should do that to me. Oh, I like look forward to see you next Friday.” Or, you know, stuff like that. I’m assuming they’re Scottish, too. See you in your next Tuesday in the video. No, no, no. I think he he targets American women who who have this like fantasy of Scotland because they’ve never been. They don’t know what it’s like. So, it’s like, ah, you know, they don’t know how they don’t know how [ __ ] is. Exactly. Luke, did you see that thing on TikTok where everyone was becoming uh bewildered at the fact that there are black people in Scotland? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. That was just like I’m just saying that’s another example of how Americans don’t really understand Scotland. He just posted an Instagram video about that. Daniel Leu and Henderson talking about it because it’s it involves Scotland so he has to chime in basically saying yeah yeah we have some blacks Scottish people eel with it lies like that uh but yeah he’s um yeah he’s and their [ __ ] aren’t as big as mine can I can I read you some of the comments please why do you torture me so sir I’ve got my passport and I’m ready to go sounds like a nice plan for the weekend I volunteer as tribute okay you’re young enough to be my grandson but I don’t care okay you’re young enough to my grandson. But I don’t care. I want to come to Scotland and read a book and have you next to me. Don’t tempt me. I’m already planning a trip. Literally my ideal day. Not going to lie. Sounds like a dream. I’m on my way. Where do I apply for this? My books are packed and ready. These these are all left off by Dylan. Sounds like my ide. Yeah. So that’s that’s who thirst. Yeah. The old Someone said, “Who’s thirst trap before?” Me. I said that. What is a thirst trap? Yeah, he he targets old women who are emotionally vulnerable or just are lonely basically, you know, with this fantasy of this this this rugged Scottish prince. This one has just commented, “I can’t I have children.” Oh, no. Yeah, husband. It’s uh So, yeah, he’s he’s very funny. Uh but anyway, uh let let’s go back to the PowerPoint. Um, so yeah, let’s let’s move on now to the final slide. As we can see on screen, you know, we we need to pick the three winners. So, each of us is gonna pick three of the six to to advance to yeah, the next round. Uh, and yeah, I think we’re going to start with Michael. So, Michael, who who are your three winners? I genuinely am quite comfortable putting forward uh cycling Mikey I actually think is very funny. I think, you know, we started off with him. Maybe he’s not fresh in everyone’s minds. Uh yeah. And then I think I’ll go for the Goonkuna or whatever his name is. Gonkuna. I you know I think I’ll advance my own. I’m going to say Coach Carnival. I think he’s I think he’s pretty funny. Um so I’m happy putting him through. Okay. Right. So um Dylan um you’re up next. Who who are your three winners? I mean for me I think definitely Skooner and um and what’s he called? the the Menace RP Menace that definitely Paddington thing won you over. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Um I think for the third He won’t be producing any more content though, by the way. Well, he won’t be producing more content in heaven. Um you know, but um for me it’s between it’s between the Bosch guy and my cringe guy. Although I think because the Bosch guy only really had saying Bosch go for him, I kind of am gonna put cringey. Yeah, I can Daniel into again I’m picking two of my own as well, but uh you know No. Okay, that’s interesting. Right. So, both of you have selected uh both of your content creators to go through, which is fine. You know, it’s but it shows a bit of favoritism there. Uh so for me uh I have of course uh well just so far uh schooner scorer has two votes. I am also going to vote for him. So he’s through and then cycling Mikey coach carnival clam Mikey menace and Daniel you and Hennis all have one vote. Um so yeah I am going to advance obviously Skoona scorer. I’m going to advance cycling Mikey as well. I am. And I’m I’m going to do that because I think he’s he’s got he’s got more content coming. You know, eventually he’s going to get killed by a driver and I want to see it. All of these people don’t have very long life expectancies. Yeah. I mean, it depends on like how I mean, obviously one’s out already, but we could do if we’re doing this for a long time, we could like do a sweep state. Who’s going to last the longest kind of thing? I I’m not going to put through Daniel Henderson. I’m not going to put through Poach Carnival Cam. Uh but and so I’m going to I’m going to I like Big John. I like Big John a lot. So I’m going to put through Big John. But of course, you know, he hasn’t got any votes. So So we have to decide basically between Coach Carnival Cam, um Daniel Henderson, uh Big John, or Mikey Menace. Those four, they all have one vote. Who Who are we going to put through? Well, maybe if I if I have a fourth vote, I’d give it to Big John. I wouldn’t give John my fourth vote. If I had a fourth vote, uh, I would give it to I think I’d give it to the Mikey Mikey the Maniac guy. Okay, fine. Well, we’ll we’ll put Mikey Menace through then. Um, because yeah, he would be my fourth pick as well. So, there you go. Mike Mikey Menace is through. So, therefore, our three winners are the two Mikey’s, Mikey Menace, and Cycling Mikey, and then also the Skuna scorer. Uh, so yeah, there we go, guys. Uh, we we’re done. Are we happy with that? Are we satisfied? Oh, so we don’t we don’t have an overall win. yourself at three. I like that actually. Yeah. Yeah. Well, just just like last time, Dylan, you know, and I think you asked the same thing last time and I was like, “No, three are going through.” Okay, so yeah, we’re done. Great. Wow, that’s great. Uh Michael, final thought. Um yes. Uh so essentially, I think that we had a good time and I’m glad that we all are here, but I should have cleaned my teeth before we started because now I’ve got to clean my teeth afterwards, which is gay. Great. Great. And yeah, my final thought is yeah, me and Dylan are going to enjoy Budapest. You know, Hungary won’t know what hit it. So yeah, look forward to that. And uh yeah, we’ll do a meme contest next time, I think. But yeah, see you then. Goodbye. See you tomorrow.