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IRL Cycling in Kent South East of UK near London.
Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.
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Get off the wall. I remember doing that when I shaved this morning. Go into the middle then. [Music] Don’t you indicate? Let me do that for you. The saddle. Oh, the saddle is [ __ ] Well, Hang on. Why the gears are the wrong way around? What the hell? The Why is the triggers the wrong way around and the saddles forward? Oh, the saddle is saddle is solid. That is That is a nice Is that your bike? Oh, nice. Get you up the hill. Oh, I didn’t bring me skateboard. You got a torch. He’s got a torch. second. Yeah. From a from a leaf or something. Cuckoo spit. I mean, who would have said that? Oh, look at this. This is cuckoo spit. The reason I know that is because I saw a cuckoo spit. Have you ever seen a [ __ ] cuckoo anywhere? All you see is their cuckoo spit, which is not even from a cuckoo, is it? Isn’t it a lobby or something? I don’t know. I don’t know. Someone correct cars [Music] of horses. Yeah, I want to I want to go see those um those racehorse looking ones. Big boy is lovely. And uh you know he comes to meas far. I don’t have a carrot with me. I didn’t think of doing that. Whoa. [ __ ] hell. Hello. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Good day. Good afternoon. How are we? Hey, Flash. Oh, you’ve seen a fun. You should clip it. You’re going to make a clip of a clip. Look at that. We got blue skies today. As someone said in someone’s other stream the other day, the sky looks like Windows. Is it Windows 7? He made like six clips from those great clips. Oh, nice. That’s what you need to do. Yeah. Before those that starting scene, I only changed it just now. Beautiful. Here it’s rained overnight and I left the car windows down. Oh no. Um, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah. Cuz before it was videos. It was a video videos that I’d taken at um What’s this one? Do poo forest. Pooh bear. What’s his name? Oh, 5 acre wood. 10 acre wood. 7 acre wood. Anyway, Where are you coming? Hang on. Something’s not working. Um, Oh well, it doesn’t matter. I’ll have to sort that out another time. It’s only trivial on the bike computer. It was working yesterday, the other day. So, Sunday, Sunday, if the weather stays like this, we’re going to go down the flying field again. Uh, they’re having another another contest of um airplane maneuvers. And I read the rules yesterday. Hey, Steen, how are you? And I think there’ll be different planes there. Last time, last time it was um it was scale models. And for some reason I’ve got in my head that it’s going to be the arabatic ones, but I wouldn’t hold hold don’t hold me to that. Well, if I was think I said quite a few things uh on that video that day and um one of them was going to look at the YouTube video and make make and get clips if you remember from uh from the video of his airplane maneuvers and stuff. Um, yeah. Let’s just hope he doesn’t watch the whole video of me down there. I’ve implicated myself, implicated others, but you know, no, I was only thinking about the millionaire guy, you know, but in his YouTube videos, he tells he’s a self-made millionaire and he he he he shared it on one of his YouTube videos that’s got like 35 million views. So, I’m not the only one telling people that he’s a millionaire. He actually said where he works. So, if you want to go and kidnap him, ransom money. Actually, did I say that? This is what I’m thinking. See? I might rub his shoulder next time. Then I can say that I’ve rubbed shoulders with a millionaire. Is that Is that the technical term? But he’s not the yacht. He’s not the first one. Jesus. indicating with your foot is always a good, isn’t it? Clive is a million. Yes, Clive is a millionaire for sure. For sure. For sure. We’ve got an apple. We’ve got an Go on then, woman. Oh, I was going to go around the back of her. It probably wouldn’t be the first time. Um, yeah, we got an apple for big boy. So, we’ll go past William Air’s Raw first and then uh go and feed Big Boy. Yeah. Look at You wouldn’t believe that this week has been just full out rain and rain and heavy heavy heavy wind. Heavy rain. Strong wind passive. Strong wind. Why did VW call their vehicle to rag? We got the new VW to rag here. It’s the bestest one you’ve ever seen. The bestest to rag. Oh yes. Happy horse. Even bus drivers don’t indicate these days. You all think we’re telepathetic. Oh, well done. You used the potato. But as we haven’t been down the uh river for a while, let’s go down the river and then we’ll get lost after that drive to Big Boy from this way. cuz I haven’t fed big boy from this way. Here comes a little husky. And the little husky mush. Was it a husky or a malamu? A balibu? I don’t know. Ling. Yeah. Sun’s still warm, too. Nice. I did bring a jacket just in case. Hey, Hellcat. I’m good, mate. Yeah, I’m all right. How are you? Are you still bossing it? Ah. third chatter. I’m thinking of getting rid of um what’s that thing called? and setting up me own one because I’m in the process of um starting streaming some I I racing. Uh I’ve been accepted into a team on i Racing and the next race is on a Saturday. That’s good to hear, mate. Good to hear. Uh yeah, tomorrow. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. And I need to do some practice. Oh, which will be this evening and then the race tomorrow. But uh I’ve also got plans to be out on the bike tomorrow. Uh yeah, it used to be a big league. This this team that I joined, I only joined it the other day. And yeah, so the the the the car is new to me. They got killed. Good job. I looked It’s the uh Mercedes GT3 blah blah blah one cuz there’s a couple of mercs in there. Well, you know that I tried the team wars on uh Forza was it four? Yeah, I think it was four. and I was in a team on Motorsport 7. And when you’ve got um potential safe racers around you, racing drivers around you, you feel more inclined to push. And you know, like Hellcat, Hellcat’s one of my originals. uh followers and my original followers. That’s where they followed me from, you know, uh from racing and other games, blah blah blah. [Music] [Music] And actually it was I I RA was my very first game that I played. Oh, we’ll call it played over 10 years ago from And then I got the Xbox cuz I like racing. I do like I’m a race. I like racing, driving, but it’s a 3-hour race. [Applause] I don’t like these posts. These posts could cause serious injury. [ __ ] ridiculous really. Here, there’s a lane, but we’ll just put 30 hazards down there for you. And um you still got to watch out for the cars. Look, they were indecisive where to put the bloody cycle track to. [Laughter] I’m a good racer when um I’ve I’ve got the car. Well, I know the car. It’s like in iRacing, if anyone doesn’t know, you start off on a little Mazda MX5 rear wheel drive. And it took me a while to get hold of that one, as in like the handling of it. But after a while, yeah, I’m like up there at the front now. And I don’t expect to be at the front with these ones because they’re like they’ve been on the game for so long. But it’s the participation that I like, you know, and especially if they don’t mind you whacking them a couple of times cuz you know, we’re all learning. [Laughter] Happy Friday all get. How you doing? Yeah, but the the um Yeah, I was just the the the the screen. Well, when you’re looking in the car or out of the car, the window is so small, it’s like you may as well have a smaller monitor. and then uh sit right at the front of the car. But doesn’t doesn’t the water look nice today? Cuz of the sunshine. Sunshine on a rainy day. Makes my soul makes my soul. It is hard to start out in iRacing. Uh, I’ve had it I’ve so I’ve played it every month or every week, not every day since January. Uh, I bought three extra cars and two extra tracks in that time. That’s why I’m bossing it in the um Mazda cuz I’ve been using the Mazda a lot cuz probably in one week in every month. Different weeks in that month, I’ve got to use every car that I’ve got. Not every car, every paid car that I’ve got. [Laughter] Good. Young, not a Maserati. Oh, I don’t know if there’s Maserati in that game. Oh, yeah. That’s what I’m trying to think of. That That’s it. Scream streak. That’s it. Stream streak. I’m thinking of getting rid of that stream streak and making me on sort of thing. because I know there’s different people that watch different things and so if I want to go live at 9:00 in the evening, some people wouldn’t be there who watch the IRL that may want to watch the the um racing. Oh my god. You can tell it’s been too long. All my words are mashed up. Why is the thing now? Right. Okay. Let’s choose a boat and we’ll we’ll sort off to somewhere warmer, shall we? Random appearance. Random appearances. No, that’s me. That’s not you guys. That’s me. Let’s go and see what’s happening up to the road here. The road’s being lifted. I am the random appearancer. I was getting good at it, wasn’t I? At being here, not being random for couple of weeks. I was quite reliant and um consecutive with my streams. Okay, this looks like the draw bridge we made in Seven Days to Die. I’ve been doing that as well in the rain playing playing games with Zenica and I coming out. Big one. Look. Oh, this big sailing yacht’s coming out. This little beauty. Can you see it? Can you tell where it is yet? Let’s hop aboard that one. Hijack it. Where do you want to sail to? Greece. Greece wouldn’t be bad, but Turks and Chaos, I think that would be a great place to go to. What do you reckon? They say there’s lots of shipwrecks there. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. Blue and white. But it’s also the English flag. Blue and white. George cross. Look at her. Big smile on her face. She got a smile about looking at everyone. Mar Jolly. Mar. I’m going on Mar Jolly. They say to the place with all the shipwrecks. What could go wrong? Well, you can find treasure there because that’s why all the shipwrecks are there. And back in the days in the Turks and chaos, I I I don’t think you pronounce it like that, but it’s sounded like Turks and chaos. Just a little bit of chaos. Oh god, there’s a path there. Um, they got held up. Oh, she’s not smiling now. She’s not smiling now. Oh, we got to see it go up. Okay, hang on a minute. You raise me up. Is it red there? That $1 million B launched and within 15 meters it sank. Really? [Music] I only just made it. I’m so slow. She looks great. [Music] That’s not what I do with it. [Music] [Music] [Music] I’ve seen the film, but I don’t know the reference. Sorry. Sorry. Flat. Ah, okay. This is not getting set in sail. And this is just being mowed up now. And the and the roads coming down. Okay. I thought I was going to get launched. But it’s nice looking boat, eh? Nice looking board. Yeah, I get that bit. Is that what happened in trading places? The only film I remember a boat being in is The Overboard. And she’s changed a bit, haven’t she? What was her name? Blondie Goldie Horn. Hi YouTube. How are you? Look, I’m going to show you from this side cuz we can’t see it at the other side. But um this beautiful, beautiful castle. That’s as far as I can go in. Hang on. Is that the right one? Oh, look at that. Old and new in one shot. As in the castle and a sailing boat. Morning. Good one. I like it. That is artistic flare image. Wouldn’t you want that stuck on your wall in the kitchen? A sailboat going past the castle like that. That’s just whack. That’s a beautiful photo. No, she wasn’t in She wasn’t in that one. Yeah, we can’t get around the back of that. And look, we can only see it from this side. Not unless you go in, obviously. Um, come on. Kim, I think photo. You might need the exclamation mark on it. Um, not overboard. Hoverboard was definitely Goldie Horn. Eddie Murphy and Jamie Lee Curtis. No, it was Kurt Russell and [ __ ] Goldie Hall. I know. I know the script or I used to cuz I loved that guy. Yeah. Overboard was Goldie Horn. Oh, Trading Places. Eddie M. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I don’t know. I’ve seen that, but Trading Places Eddie Murphy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, they are right. Okay, good job. We’ve got that sorted. Powder magazine. There’s a wall over there next to the castle and the wall’s got written on it powder magazine. Is that like a powder room? I don’t know. Powder room. Oh, smile. You might be on camera here. Smile. Smile. Now. Holy smokes. Look, there’s another camera. Smile. Oh, it was Yeah. Gunpowder. Gunpowder. Gunpowder magazine where they kept all the gunpowder. Why are they doing survey here? Has things changed? I wonder. Maybe they think these houses are sinking. That’s what these are for, aren’t they? To check the level of the earth, isn’t it? I don’t know. Don’t know what they do. Does anybody know? It is. It is, isn’t it? Checks the checks. Check check. The reason why we’re going around here to go and feed Big Boy is because I want to go this little group of chaps on a Tuesday. They use this route and we pass this place I want to go to. So, I’m kind of retracing me steps or me pedals. I’m retracing me pedals. That’s what I’m doing. Yeah, we might get a bit a couple of disconnects in here. There’s quite a few boats moving today on the water. Do you reckon they’re going to France? North France on a bootleg trip to get some uh tobac and booze. Oh, camera’s moving out of its dooby [ __ ] Hang on. Let’s see if we can fix this. Okay, cool. That’s better. Is that better for you? You must have been a bit off center. Look how still the water is. Lovely. So my nice Meow. Meow. [Applause] of horses. Yeah, I want to I want to go see those um those racehorse looking ones. Big boy is lovely. And uh you know, he comes to me. It’s not that far. I don’t have a carrot with me. I didn’t think of doing that. Whoa. [ __ ] hell. Oh, no. That’s all right. Carry on. No, carry on. No. No. After you. [Music] Oh, come on. Hurry up. [Laughter] Have a good day, guys. [Laughter] Oh, that would be funny as hell. You may as well eat that cake, too. Well, I had to lift your bike off you and then he has to help you up. [Applause] It’s weird that it loses connection on that path there. It’s a complete total dead spot. [Applause] It is weird. [Applause] Weird. Weird. Weird. [Applause] [Music] Ah, thanks very much. Cheers. This is looks like where Jaws used to live. Jaws 3, isn’t it? and a lagoon. Lagoon little pond standing. Morning. How are you? You all right? Yeah. Good. I’m only talking to you so you know that I’m here. Look, he’s in the pool. He’s in the lagoon. He’s in the lagoon. Quick, get him. And it looks like they’ve got some sort of water system air flow filtration going on cuz at those boys there’s there’s looks like an erupting volcano under the water. It’s not breaking it, but there’s a definite little swirl going on. You know, like in the swimming pools, in your local swimming pool, SeaWorld type place, not in England. We do have some SeaWorld where they’ve got like maybe sharks and stuff like that, but this is uh like what your kids do with the boats, but in a pond, in a in I’m going to fall in the water soon, but don’t go any faster. Yeah. And they’ve got swans. And they’ve got those inflatable raft things that you can dive off and jump on and slide down. And then you’ve got your little rowing boats. Should we grab a coffee and we’ll take a look? Should we grab a coffee? H. What’ you [Music] believe your bike goes that quick all the time. Crazy. Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Oh, who put that there? Yeah. Who put that there? Who put that there? Who did it? Oh, I’ve never seen this car park so full. It must be people lounging around on their boats. Must be this car park. I’ve never seen full. The most cars I’ve seen in this car park before before today was three. Oh, okay. It’s for a business. That’s what it is. All the sleepers have got names on them. Look, come down here with kids. You could. And um those those ones there. Look. And there’s the boats. The little whatever they’re called. And a couple of swans on wheels. Oh, and a unicorn. I want the unicorn one. and then canoodles. Canoodles. You all right? Vamps. Hey, I’ll show you some bit of nice blue sky. Look, there it is. I hope you’ve all got blue sky where you are today. if you haven’t. Oh well, what can I say? What can I do? All we can do is pray to the sky god. Let’s grab a coffee. We’ll have a banana. Hi there. Can I get a a cappuccino, please? Yeah. Thank you. Uh, one uh one, please. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. I don’t know if it was one or two. November. Oh, really? Bad idea. Bad to the bone. Oh, is that car bleeping? Hey [Music] [Applause] Here we go. Thanks very much. Thank you. All good. Thank you. Cheers. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Black coffee. Black coffee, please. Thank you. Yeah. No, no, no sugar. Thank you. Look, gone all over me. Stop here. Right at the ramps. It’s always a nice little coffee coffee little shop here. And look, we’re right next to the the flotation devices. So that’s Sorry. Midget’s everywhere. Oh, Vamp, are you still there? Um, you wouldn’t have heard if you’ve just got here that I got invited into a racing league on iRacing. Oh, we just broke you. So, it’s uh endurance racing. So, that’s over like a couple of hours. I hope my shoulder is uh okay for that. I can get like about an hour and a half. So, we’ll see how it goes before my shoulder starts playing up. Maybe I should have went in for the shorter races, but it gives you time to catch up, doesn’t it? Jungle Jaw. Okay. So, what’s the other one called? Jungle Gym. You don’t even want to do that in July, wouldn’t you? Really, in that sort of water be freezing or in Spain. or the south of France or northern Australia or Hawaii. Not here. Water is either too cold or too dirty. [Music] Need a ruby forks down again. rub all the rust off them. Bless it. It’s been a good bike though, ain’t it? How long we had these now? Maybe four or five years. H I reckon it’s five. Not 45. No, not 45 years. 425. Jeez. If it was for, mind you. I was going to say if it was 45 years, that’s good going for a push bike, ain’t it? 45 years. And I thought of my racing bike. I didn’t get that when I was five or six. That racing bike I’ve got is [ __ ] scary. That’s scary to ride that one on his little rims, little tires. Oh, they’re pedalos. Those swan swans. Pedalos with wheels. That can’t be what moves it along the water. Pedal, pedal, pedal. But how old is the penny far? Penny faren must be what? Early 1900s. No. Yeah. I don’t know. Penny far. Is it 19th? This coffee is rather hot. She does a good one. I hope you all looked up looked up the facts of the moon what I was telling you about last time. She might have done but not to me. Did you hear the guy on the motorbike when he was ordering? Jesus says, “What would you have?” He went, “Um, oh um uh I want to have um um a black coffee. Thanks.” It’s like, “What did you do? Read all the menu?” And it’s like I don’t know people who drink black coffee won’t go for a cappuccino or latte or caramel. What’s the other makiato? Cuz it’s got milk in it. No. Don’t know. You’ve seen a few movies. What’s on the dark side of the moon? the dark side of the moon. It looks different to this side of the moon. Hey, is that true? I nearly watched a video on what China was it China what China revealed on the other side of the moon, but I got distracted probably by a UFO video. H Katie, how you doing? We’re just having a a coffee before we go and give give um you your your hood. Okay, cool. Have you been able to get on your bike recently? The weather’s been [ __ ] house down here. Absolutely. Oh, really? I couldn’t dog sit. If I came to a dog sit for went to somebody, they’d come back home to the dog, pinned me to the floor, probably it can be any sort of dog. They just want to pin me to the floor and just kiss me and nibble my ear and do rude stuff. I don’t know why. You either get I either get dogs like that or the ones that just bark at me. It’s weird. Hang on. Maybe dogs are like people. Man’s best friend. What sort of dog is it? I find it’s the bigger ones that always want to, you know, pin me to the ground and the smaller ones wants to just bite me, bark at me. weird. What’s that? Oh, it’s a dog. Yeah, like that. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my dog. Oh, we’re all going to get an alert on Sunday. 3:00. I think it’s 3:00. I should add the sniffer remote. Emote. Okay, that’s um that’s the very very very first recommendation of what emote I should add to my emotes. Well done. No, cuz I’m always dubious to the [ __ ] that I put up. It’s like what is this? What even is this? a racing car. Well, before when I was before I did the the bike IRL. It was more game stuff or more more personalized to me really. And I think maybe I went that way too with the with the push bike with the with the IRL streaming. More personal. I can’t take power bank. Oh, what? Well, you’d need a cable to use the power bank. So, if you’d not taken a cable, you don’t need a power bank. What is is have I read that correct? Cuz that’s a question. Yeah, that were right. You’re right there. All Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I’ve seen other gamers cuz I still follow gamers. Um um cuz I’m diverse. See? Um they play like three different games and they’ve got three different sets of Yeah. Katy KT Katy can’t take a power bank without a USB cable. No, I’m B-class in in um iRacing. And you can there’s only two more steps now, which is a class and then pro. I think it’s pro. But if I drive just constantly in B-class, I’ll be soon down to C-class cuz I keep going off the track. I don’t hit anybody cuz they’re so far up in front that I can’t hit anybody. F. No, not a total fail. What? Not a total fail. only 97% of the time. [Laughter] No, that is definitely eight. 98% of the time I’m not a fool when I’m asleep. [Laughter] Come on then. See, got in there before you. So a fool are butterfly. Is that what is that what a butterfly is in Norwegian? Summer fool. Summer fungi. Ah, okay. Race. Yeah. Going to race. No. Okay. He looked at me as if I was speaking double Dutch. [Applause] Um There’s a little rabbit warren. Look. Never taken you down these aisles before. Let’s go left. I think it is a dead end. But hey, it’s somewhere different. Look. Starboard cresant. Wheel rights way. These are just random words, aren’t they? Oh, because this used to be the docks. Blah blah blah blah blah. Let’s give it some names corresponding to where it is. Pump makers way port side view. Okay. Well, I never proper little town houses. Okay, this must be the pump. [Music] Okay, we just had coffee down there. And this must be a dead end. [Music] Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Dead end. They could have had a path. How come these houses here don’t have a garage? Look. These houses here don’t have a garage. Those houses won’t have a garage, but they got a back garden. They got a back garden. Look, these ones got a carriage. These ones don’t have a carriage. But I don’t think they can fit their cars in them garages. Do you? No. No, they can’t. They can’t fit the cars in the garage. They can go in, but you’d have to get out by the boot. which is always a good look, isn’t it? No, they can’t. The garages must be only 7 foot 8t wide. Starboard Cresant. Hang on. Where was Stern and the other one? Starboard. Starboard’s right in it. What’s left? Left. What the hell’s left? I can’t remember what left is. Stern. No. A port is front. Stern is aft. Stern is back. A is left. Is that right? I’m going this way. Thank you. No worries. The car coming. Pesto. I can control pesto. Pesto. Pesto. Pasta. Pesto. Pesto. Pork side and starboard side. Yeah. Oh, is it port side? Oh. [Music] Good boy. Oh, I was wondering why these kids are in school Friday. [Applause] I thought it was Saturday. [Music] [Applause] One second. Oh, port side out. Starboard home. Is that just mean drive on the left? Hold on. [Music] So in England we drive on the left on the road but when you go drive a boat on the river you got to be on the right hand side. Why is that? Is that to do with that port side out starboard? Flash, what side do you sail your boats on? That’s the police station there on that corner. Huge, isn’t it? The other one, the the one before this one was a tiny little place in Ch. Tiny tiny little place. It was can’t remember what I had to go there for. Can’t any I went there. It was closed. hadn’t been open for like 10 years or something stupid. Are you off to watch the F1? No worries. No walking furries. [Music] It’s in Italy this weekend. Italy. Yeah. F1in. F1. I bet you can’t say that three times without saying wanking. Hang on. See you F1 king. See you F1 king. See you F1 king. No. Got to give it a go, haven’t you? You got to give something a go at least once and then you know if you like it or not. Isn’t that right? Got to watch out for the traffic. I’m not going to go yet. Funkin. Yeah. Italy eat Italy. Yeah, in Italy. Italy. Uh, is it immac? Yeah, like pomegranates. You got to try those at least once. Just so you know, not to do it again. Because all those seeds down with a cocktail stick is just to do that is [Music] there go a little venture for someone’s is um to grow some just sell on the not just but so that models don’t have to get [Music] That’s a good idea. I think it’s brilliant. Bloody brilliant. [Music] Woo. [Music] I’m in there. How are you where you are? Come on. No worries. Yeah, we’ve had nice weather this week. I some storms on Yeah, nearly touch the knee to the ground. Do couple more. Do it. Think about it. This one. Oh, no. That’s all right. Carry on. No. Carry on. No. No. After you. [Music] Oh, come on. Hurry up. Have a good day, guys. [Laughter] Oh, that would be funny as hell. Well, that one just stopped. David. Time out. [Music] [Laughter] It’s doing stupid. [Music] Hey, [Music] hey, [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Watch out. Hello. What was this? We’re having some internet issues today, aren’t we? Wonder why that has no brakes, Duke. Look, remember there’s a field up a hill that sometimes I’ll stop to look at the llamas. Well, they’re here just on the doorstep. There’s three of them there. There’s a black one laying down. Oh, that was the wrong one. All right, baby. We got it. Oh, I just bit like llamas. Someone says dead recognize. I don’t recognize this place. [Applause] What’s he waving at? I’m getting waved at now. Oh, this little nice stretch of road. Little country village town road. [Music] Country lane. That’s it. That’s the word I was looking for. Pedal to the connection. Oh, have I got no connection? Yep, I know. Connection has been a little bit of an issue. I think it’s forgot what it’s supposed to be doing. That’s a dead end. Well, that’s not right. Why would that? Let’s go and find out. It’s going to be a dead end, but let’s go and have a look. Anyway, it looks quite inviting to be honest. No wonder they said it’s dead end. Okay, this is a big old on the left. Oh, There was a donkey. There was a donkey in there. It was a wooden one or some sort of sculure. Crazy. Oh, we’re going to go left. Let’s go left. Oh, okay. Um, let’s go down the road. I don’t want to go there. Let’s go back. [Music] That’s Is that Is it done? That’s That’s my finger. What are you looking at me for? Everyone wants you doing XMBBR. Here we are at Leeds Castle just there behind me. We’re in the grounds of Leeds Castle. Let’s just show you a little bit more. Here we go. Look, are we there yet? Just around the corner, mate. 75 in Leeds Castle. We’re not going in. We’re just on the outskirts using one of the cycle paths that you can go through on Leeds Castle. On our way to Pilgrim’s Way. Go for the wall. Kitchen. Noah says, “Why are you so happy?” He says, “I’ve got the elephant’s ticket. Okay. Well, at least it’s working now. There must have been some sort of interference with all those houses up there. Maybe they were too cool for having an internet post. They’ve all got their own little internet spots. I guess you didn’t want to share it. We just always good. So, we’ve all had disconnect and now we get Sean [Applause] [Music] Internet’s been weird. I keep swapping from one to the other. Yeah, it does. It keeps swapping from one to the other. um a mini comp that takes multiple SIM cards. Well, also my it might be some I don’t know what’s going on, but but me heart rate monitor and The trailer’s acting good today, is it? Did you pack it different? Yeah, this morning. Yeah, it’s not listing over as much, but remember you could use those This is weird. It’s never had any issues coming down here with connection. We’ve been down here a few times and it’s been all right. Intelligent. We could probably hit the path. Okay. Yeah. I still found the original. Could someone write refresh please? Refresh. [Applause] Don’t think I’ve got a button for it. No, that’s [ __ ] teeth. That might fix it for now. It screws up again. Maybe a phone restart. I should probably do that. Daddy, this is the little trail I was looking for. Although it could get wet amount of rain. Welcome to the jungle. The corn beef cheese pesto sandwich. Stop. We don’t this and then we’ll be on our way. Big boy. There’s a big boy. There’s an X5. Look, that’s all we lost connection. Route one. Okay, one. Need to follow the root signs now to route one. Got to keep an eye out. Nice little road, isn’t it? Leafy leafy road. Oh, okay. I know where I am now. This is raining. This is This is the garage. I gave00 to gave it back to me. And then she got the plug in the radiator fan. So the engine could have went boom boom again. Yeah, they had it. I think it was two weeks and it cost me a lot of money to put it in then the was that week or two weeks and they put a new head gasket on a new head sorry and uh gave it back to me and forgot to plug in the the radiator thermostat plug, you know, to stop your engine overheating and blowing up. And the only reason I found out it wasn’t working is because one July, we went to Big and Hill Air Show and the queue coming out was absolutely crazy. stuck in a queue for like an hour and a half. Pretty much like Wedd’s Day yesterday, yesterday on the M25. Took me 3 hours and I went the right way. Took me 3 hours to get to Chsford cuz of the M25 was blocked. [Applause] But yeah, so the engine started to overheat and the traffic jam at Big and Hill. So, I turned the engine off, waited for the traffic to die down and stuff, took it to him. The next day, I went the fan didn’t work. Said I said the engine started to overheat. Anyway, he looked into it and he went, “Oh, yeah.” I think it wasn’t Oh, it was the fuse. He hadn’t put the fuse back because he whacked where the fuses are underneath the underneath the uh front of the engine. Um you know somewhere. Anyway, he he tapped the front of the van really hard and then the the fans came on. He was abant adamant that it was all working and I says, “Okay, then you put the van in a situation where the fans would come in into play, you know, would turn on.” And he went, “Just sit there for 10 minutes and rev it.” I went, “Okay, then.” And uh yeah, sat there for a few minutes. The engine temperature went high. The thermostat went high in the van on the clock. I saw that. I went, “Oi, oi, oi, it’s doing it. It’s doing it or not doing it people.” Hey, but yeah, it took me like 20 minutes to me argue with him instead of him just saying straight away, “Okay, mate, just sit there rev it for 10 minutes and see if it happens again.” But yeah, I had to fight my [ __ ] corner, which I don’t know too much about. Well, especially then. I have learned a lot through Clive and uh when I did me own engine removal installation when I was in Spain. Look at that. We didn’t get lost. We found our way. [Applause] Wow. [Applause] Woo! These are quite fast vehicles. Those little utes. When we lived in Dorset, I worked for a company that did mobile park homes. like they were they would come in as bits bare bits of wood and they would go out as a fully mobile park home and um they used to be I think it was like 5 years 5 years um or a couple of years of um was on the damage. [Music] They don’t have the speed that they And I approached this layby a bit too quick and by the time I’d got to the end of it, I hadn’t stopped. Luckily that some of the layby are open at the end. There’s not trees or walls or fences. Well, I hit the end of the I hit the end of the layby. Still doing 30 mph. [Applause] But I was all right. The the car was all right. No one saw. Oh my god. These all these apples down here might be already harvested because the harvest came early this year. They reckon because of all of the weird weather patterns we’re having. All the leaves are dropping. Look, it’s autumn already in the trees eyes. First week in September. That means we’re going to have more floods. And the reason I say this is because all the leaves are going to go into the drainage water system and clog up all the drains. [Music] [Applause] Nice juicy apples. Look. Ooh. Can he beat it? [Music] [Applause] Are they handpicked or machinepicked? Or do they just shake the tree? Shake the body. Shake. Shake. That’s what they do with olives, isn’t it? They get a big m like a little tractor and they put a net around the tractor. Puts a net around it around the bottom and then uh shakes it. [Applause] which is quite a clever invention really. How red day they ones are. Be right back. [Applause] The red apple in the apple had all they could do was the tree. Why is that? [Applause] We’re back to life. Never used this B command so many times. So, what’s going on here? All these other apples are red. I don’t know. Why is all these apples red and those ones are green? Okay. Cheers, Dean. Yeah. Can you see that? You see those green yellow apples? That’s bizarre. And and hang on, it’s a line there. The next bunch have got the same like those are Golden Delicious and those are red Coxes. They look like Golden Delicious. Ran out of the red spray paint maybe. And the next three or four lines of apple trees. They’ve got yellow green ones. Look how shiny. Look. These ones are dull. And that one’s just shiny as hell. It’s like a moth has come over and cleaned it with its furry wings. Granny Smith. Maybe Granny Smiths are awful. They’re sour. No, Granny Smiths haven’t got the pimples on them and they’re not they’re not green enough to be Granny Smiths. I don’t know. Ah, we got a fallen comrade. Look, shed its load everywhere. These won’t be consumed. And I don’t think they would put different varieties. These were on the floor. They wouldn’t put different variety, would they in on the same row? Morning. Afternoon. How are you? Right, close your ears if you don’t want to hear a crunch. Golden Delicious are the best ones. It’s warm because it’s been in the sun, but I haven’t found any half maggots in it yet. I’m very well, thanks. Hope you’re well. It’s sweet. Hi, Zen. It’s nice. There’s a maggot eating it. No, that’s me, Jungo. Look, they brought the crates up ready to be um filled up. [Laughter] Um, I don’t know if she had a pee here. I can’t remember. I think she had a pee in every country she visited, didn’t she? I think I’ve had a pee in every county I’ve visited. Maybe that’s a thing. Or maybe that could be a thing. Yeah, that just tastes like a normal apple you’d find in the shop, obviously. [Applause] [Applause] Oh, big boy’s being moved. [Applause] Never seen him in this field before. Who’s normally in the other field? Oh, here he comes. Hello. Are you talking to me today? Are you Huh? You coming to see what’s going on? Hey, what we got? Hey, what we got? Hang on a minute, big boy. Oh god. I thought he’d Look at him. He’s getting over nearly. Jesus Christ. I’ve never Look, he’s drooling and all sorts. Oh [ __ ] What do you want here? Do you want this one? Oh, [ __ ] Take it then. Oh, you would have missed that one. Get the big boy. There a big boy. Was that good? Huh? That good. Nice. Yeah. Did you finish that one? Look, you still got a bit of slather on your chin. Sort it out. You can’t go on national TV like looking like that, can you? Now, hey, do you want this piece? I don’t know. That was me. That was nearly my finger. There you go. Is that good? You like it? You like it? Like this? Yeah. We want to hear your chomp. That’s it. No more. No. Don’t lick and throw your slabber all over me. Dirty boy. Where’s You still haven’t got a He still hasn’t got a face guard, has he? Look at the big beauty over there. Black beauty. Hello, Rowan. Grab some damson. What for the horse? Was that the ones up there at the end? Yeah. You like that, don’t you? Why do you like my glove? Yeah, that’s it. Make it all wet. Yeah, you loving that. You loving it. Is that good? Should we see you next month? Don’t give him plums. Oh, he’s got big enough plums, haven’t you? You got big plums. Yeah. He likes the glove. Right. Go on then. Go and do uh a jumpy over there somewhere. Go on. Do a gallop. Gallop. Go on. Off. Yeah. A little bit of a gallop. What are you eating the leaves for? Come on then. Show us what you can do. Yeah. On the glove. Yeah. And I was eating one from over there. The one I gave him was shop bought cuz I don’t want to give him an apple from the trees because you don’t know if they’ve got pesticides on them or not still. Although I ate it reluctantly. Chin up. [Music] I don’t know why I’m walking down here to see because this whole place is full of trees anyway. But he sounds like he’s coming this way. [Music] [Music] Ah, you following me? Have we got a friend? You got a friend in me? Hey. Ah. Do you want some grass? Look, the grass is always greener on the other side so that’s why we go on holiday. And that’s why you’ve been moved over to this field. Nice little holiday for you. Look, instead of being in that field. Table manners. Only put in your mouth what you can chew. Not all that stuff hanging around. Don’t you know that by now? You should got gray hair, so you should know. Should know these things. Oh, look. This is where he’s been trying to get out. You digging yourself a tunnel? Hey. Yeah. With your paw like that. Yeah. You’re going to need to do a bit more digging cuz you’re not going to get out of through there. No. Do you like banana skin? I got some banana skin for you. I see you like foreskin because you got lots of that one. [Applause] Go on. Do a jump and a a gallop along the field. Go on then. God, tell me how many other people come and talk to you when they walk past. Do they just walk past and leave you alone or do they come and talk to you? Hey, you tell me. Flick your ears if it’s a yes. No. Okay. Click your ears. He’s a lovely highlight to the stream. [Laughter] [Music] The rest are low lights. Yeah, I know. But it’d be interesting to see what a horse he was, you know, if he was a racing horse or he was just a leisure horse as in teaching people to learn how to ride a horse. You off? Is that a bit? So you measure horses in hands, don’t you? Is it to their shoulder, not to the top of their Is it their front legs or back legs you would measure? Yeah, he could be. He’s got a big back end. Shoulder. Front. Shoulder. Shoulder. Shoulder. Cuz the back will be your hip warning. Yeah, it’s always only these three. Big boy, black beauty, and the little Shetland pony. One hand is 4 in. Okay. You do it like that. I think he’s got a bit of arthritis. His back legs are on his left bit stiff. What? You’re not talking to me anymore? He’s off. He’s just wandered off aimlessly. It’s got to go and bask in the sun. Hey, it’s nice here. I was getting um I nearly pulled me chair out and sat down. It’s that nice. Fortunately, I haven’t got a chair with me. So, we can’t do that. Anyway, we’re going to the road. [Applause] know what the hell is this experience more Some people might recognize this. We had a photo taken here with minimal tech technical minimum minimum minim minimal technical. Yeah. Technolog Go for a walk. signal. Yeah, it’s come back. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Really? I mean, all the history between over. You know, we got a brave heart. Have we got a brave heart in chat? They got a time on the board. Whoa, you [ __ ] bastard. I thought I’d crashed and someone was behind me blowing their horn. Dirty [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] Oh my god. What happened? Hang on. Uh, by the time it’s ready, they’ll be all ready. Just do it. It’s all right. Well done, Plasma. Give that guy VIP. Good one. Did you want to go down there? Yeah. From a from a leaf or something. I mean, who would have said that? You took a while to say that you were back. It’s been weird. Really weird. It’s a good job I didn’t go too far today. I was thinking of doing a long one today. Heading the other way. One of You Shad. What do you guys think? River Valley. River Valley. [Music] We’re live. Then it goes into a spasm of going low, reconnect, and live. Low, reconnect, and live. It’s giving me a cassa. La. [Applause] [Applause] Look, these houses here weren’t here 2 years ago. This was a field. Beautiful field, too. And they had car boot sale in here on this field where they put houses. Crazy, eh? All those flies and all those butterflies that used to live there and the moles and the rats and the and the rabbits. And that’s a school bus. School bus driver cutting up a cyclist. Ah, it’s because I didn’t have my school uniform on. If I had my school uniform on, she would have gave way maybe. But because I got a hairy beard. Must [Music] [Applause] have been something heavy in that bag because that car went over it and it didn’t flutter in the air. [Applause] Haha. Oh, if anyone was just joined us and you didn’t hear me say that I’ve been invited to uh join a an iRacing league and I’ve got an endurance race tomorrow evening. I think it’s 7:00 that I have to practice for. Hey little baby. Head little baby. Hey little baby. Hello little baby. Ah, look at you. Hello. Don’t touch the fence. It’s electrical. It’s an electrical fence. Ah, baby. Hello. Oh yeah, baby. Baby, do you want to eat me too? Oh, can you smell apple? I didn’t have the apple in this hand. Oh, you got a top notch. I bet I’m not. Make sure I better make sure I don’t touch the fence. Why do you want to nibble? Show me your tongue. Let me taste your tongue. I mean, let me feel your tongue. What you eating? Ah, nice. Hey, the baby. You love it. Your teeth. I can feel your teeth in there. Really? You won’t want to get bitten by one of those, believe me. Believe me when I tell you don’t touch the fence, you jungle. Bye-bye, little hoove. No, don’t follow me. Oh god, there’s a white one over there. Bye, little horsey. Look, there’s a white one here. Hey, little horsey. Are you going to come over here? No, you’re not as inquisitive as the other one. I got something for you. I got the smell of a glove and apple and big boy. You want big boy? You like big boy. you’d want to go and see in his stay in his field if you saw a big boy. Okay, this one’s this one’s antisocial. This one [Music] we got an antisocial little horse. It’s got uh what is it? Little little horse little horse syndrome. Little horsey syndrome. Oh, really? You won’t be able to see this, but this behind this fence there’s a huge field. It’s probably half the size of a football pitch. Yeah. And right at the bottom there there’s table and chairs, deck chairs, two deck chairs and a small table. Now that is a bit extravagant if that’s your back garden just to put in that whole field like the same size field is Rowan’s in or even more bigger just to have a couple of deck chairs and a table bit extravagant I’d It’s like beaches. [Music] How come my child’s bike didn’t look like Well, actually, it did. It did look a bit like that one. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He pulled a little wheelie. I used to pull wheelies on my motorbike, but I didn’t mean to. Oh my god. D. I don’t know why I’ve got that song in me head. I haven’t heard it recently. I was probably singing it in me sleep. There’s loads of horses here. But if I’d stopped at every horse, we’d be here for like two hours at least. Three if I brought every one of Apple. Horses everywhere. It’s the horse town place. [Music] Someone’s getting ready for bonfire night, too. Do you think we should still celebrate bonfire night? How do I get there from here? could get lost. Is it that one or that? Oh, it’s nice in the sun. Hey. [Music] Um, Did [Music] [Applause] [Applause] I didn’t want to go up. We’ve been up there recently and then up there there’s the it goes back into the towns too quick really. So, let’s just go this way and we’ll map out this way. and we’ll see what happens. Probably the internet will go off or I’ll have no connection. Tetus. There’s Titus Farm. You ever wondered where that was? There it is. There. And it’s getting a bit dark now for some reason. Look at this avenue of trees. Isn’t it beautiful? Absolutely beautiful. la. Oh, there’s a bit of rubbish. What a lot of rubbish that is. Kids stuff. Looks like a kids garden. afternoon. Hello. Thank you. That’s all right. He’s a lovely big one, isn’t he? So, I was I was near up church. No, up church. Yeah. And there’s a couple of horses in the fields there. Yeah, he used to be kept over that perch. Oh, did he? Yeah. There’s a horse down there called Rowan. He’s looking all gray in that now. So, he must be getting on. Yeah. And we was wondering how many hands he was. And I don’t think he’s as tall as this one. Oh, this one’s 152. 152. Yeah. Is this a police horse? No. Cuz you got the blue and white. Oh, no. I just put them on in there. party just for safety really. Yeah. Now he’s an older horse now. He’s 18 18 years. Really? He does all right. He’s got quite a few health. He’s got osteoarthritis in all four legs. Oh, really? Yeah. He has He does it right. It’s like like an old person just got Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, he does mainly He mainly does a bit of hacking now. So, hacking. Just hacking around the strip. Oh, okay. So what did he do before then? Was he a racehorse or No, he’s a warm blood. He was bred to show jump. All right. But he got past. I haven’t had him from a baby because he’s confirmation. He pigeon toads. He can jump. He’s not He’s not very good at it. It hurts him when he lands. It would No. Yeah. Yeah. So he doesn’t do that. Okay. He just land rides beach rides. Yeah. Oh, okay. So yeah, in teaching other people to ride a horse. I don’t let Yeah, I don’t use him for lessons. No, no, no. But what I will use him, I’m looking at getting some young horses. So he’s going to train the youngsters. Ah, that’s it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So good. Like bikes and cars and anything. Yeah. So he’s worth his weight. You have a great I don’t know. Do they some She was using words that I didn’t understand. But yeah, we couldn’t give him an apple because uh he had a bit in his mouth. I’ve got to keep right, I think. As in the next turn and turn right. Go, go, go, go. Spared lane. Roman villas. Roman villas. They didn’t look like Roman. Um, are you sure? Okay. So, that tractor. Oh, that’s a nice tractor. That one. A massive Ferguson. Oh, you can have some fun in that tractor. You can go all the way up this hill and go along the fields, collect some grass. Yeah. Um, you you did. Yeah. We just passed a horse. It was getting ridden by this lady. But, um, you weren’t in here earlier than when we were feeding the horses. It was gone. Now I got to keep right. Oh, that looks like an old wall. Yeah, I do. Cool. Amazing. Yeah, and if you can still hear me. Hi, Classical. Mutly Meadows. [Music] Hi, Classical Grass. How are you? Yeah, that was a horse back there. How many hands? She said 14.2. And now it’s gone again. Bloody thing. Bloody interwebs. [Applause] live. Yeah, we pass many a horse say hello to or if we see a cute one like a little baby Shetland or llamas. We’ve either seen llamas or alpacas today. I can’t I don’t know what’s the difference. I don’t think they do either to be honest. Look at this little avenue of trees going down the Look, making a nice little arch. So, we’ve got no internet. Of course. Of course. Cool. I’ve got a sandwich on me and I’m reluctant to eat it now because of the horse was licking me gloves and licking me hands and you know I might get the trots. That was a joke obviously cuz horses trot. This looks very very dark. Very dark. Even if I do not look through me sunglasses. Holy smokes. Are you you for real? He had his lights on. He still couldn’t see me. Did you see the front car started swerving when he started to break? Oh god, look at that house. Hang on. Better get off the bloody road. Look at that house. Swamped in wisteria. So, one of our houses looked like this, full of wisteria. And I pulled it all off. Well, I didn’t pull it all off. and it had the stone blake tiles on it our house and um cutting the wisteria off. I cut through the the aerial for the TV. The wife wasn’t best pleased. She was watching the F1 at the time. Don’t look at me. Look at the [ __ ] broad woman in you, Misan. It feels like the Shire. Wasn’t all that filmed in New Zealand? And they say that New Zealand is a similar climate to here. I don’t believe it myself. But it must be. But to me, left of me, to the left of me, there’s more valleys and nice quaint villages, but there’s no signal. I got lost down there a couple of years ago. And um thinking I knew the way, but I didn’t cuz Clive knows all this area. It does now for sure anyway after cycling so many times. But yeah, down there there’s a valley and the hills are just a nightmare to go up and down without signal when you’re trying to stream. You know, I don’t think any streamer wants to go into where they can’t have signal. So, it’s best to avoid it. and I’m yeah I’m quite close to losing signal I think but and the the stream’s having a bit of a weird one at the moment cuz it keeps look there’s there’s pathways and stuff Here. There’s one down there. Queen down warrant. I just want to go in here. See what it Oh. Um, has anybody lost a car? How the hell would you get a car in here? Look at this place. And this is obviously Is that a little corser? Look at this. This is a place you could come camp quite easily. It’ll be pitch black as well here at night looking at the stars. Call the place. I found it. [Laughter] Good one, Flash. Oh, I bet the local teenagers love it here. Yeah, I reckon they do. I reckon they would. You know, there’s um a few footpaths been carved in the grass for various directions. Fiat. Is that what that is? I don’t know what kind of car it is. Hasn’t got a badge on it and they all look the same, don’t they? But it’s I know it’s not a Ford Focus. I’ve had a good look at Ford Focuses from the back. But yeah, look at the You can see all of the Look. Ah, look at that pylon there right in the middle of the screen. That’s a pylon. So, you can see how far it dips down there. Um, Jesus. In the distance in the sea, uh, in the middle of the screen now, you can see all of the the windmills in the sea. It’s just faint on the screen now, but I can see it with me eyes. I can’t go any further in. It looks like a city on It’s on the left quarter now. I’m looking for Jason Stathith’s bridge. I don’t think I can I can’t see it from here. Oh. But yeah, what a beautiful place this is. No, it’s no fine sight. Jesus, that zoom. Oh my god, it’s better than my binoculars. I wonder how they got it in here. Helicopter. No wheel marks to drive it in here. Why did that just drop all of a sudden? Pee. Oh, you did a PP. A PP. Yeah. There’s no There’s no tire marks to It’s been here ages. Must have been. There’s no wheel marks. There’s a guy with a dog walking behind me on this trail. So, he’s came out somewhere, but we’re not going that way. We’re going this way. Maybe he’s come to look for his car. Oh. Yeah, you could quite easily set up a tent here in between some trees. Did he did he people down there walking the dogs? Oh, dog. More fires happening. Yeah, look. That’s what I mean by the valley. That’s too tight. down by the valley. Uh, what camera are we on? Yeah. Like that. Look. Fire. Fire. fire. Two fires behind us and we got rid of coal and they’re just burning garbage. off the road. There’s a lunatic coming. Thought so. Audi driver. Put the pedal to the metal and let’s go. That must have been close. See if Ford can’t go so quick. [Music] random industrial estate in the middle of nowhere. Gazelle. Oh. up. Hang on. I think I should look at the map again. This road has gone on too long. Oh, no, it’s not. And then we got to turn right. Relax. right? [Music] Let me I’m just going to go that way a minute. Going to go this way for a little while. Sorry, I was just checking. I was just checking to see if we still had connection. There’s some nice houses out here, too. That was an cool gently go cuz that’s this there’s a pl there’s a there’s a road want to go on hill And I don’t know exactly where it is. So we’ll go up here, see how far it goes, and end up wherever it was back field, but top of a hill. and the the horizon that I zoomed into, you can see a lot more of it. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that’s right. Weird. But this is typical countryside, isn’t it? Typical country lanes of England that were the main roads until the bigger ones got built. Only fit for a horse and cart. But these become rat runs during rush hour. So there’s some big big plots of land with some big houses on and then you got some big plots of land with caravans on. It’s like they’re waiting for planning permission. Cat Center. Ah, this is where all the cats come. Do you reckon that’s holiday cats? An orchard. A proper orchard with sheep in it. Matt’s Hill Road. Matt’s got a hill [Music] crazy. Last year I found a sunflower also. had a smiley face in it. I can’t remember where it is. I’d like to go back this year and see if it’s see if they’re still there, you know, from this year’s growth. Don’t know where the hell that was. I got a vague idea, but it was like off chance. I think I needed a wee and I went in this off the road into a field and come across these sunflowers that were just growing wild cuz don’t think anyone had well maybe someone must have planted them but it wasn’t like a big enough field to make a harvest you know don’t know how many sunflower heads does it take to make a liter of sunflower oil. A lot. Wonder how old this wall is. Well, I did say it’s countryside, didn’t I? Little bit of countryside. Is that that tractor? Have we seen that tractor before? Here you can pull all your bears at Hales of Bay on that one. Ah yes, bales of hair even. Not Bay of Hills. I’ll come for some Bay of Hill. Okay, wait there a minute. We’ll go and get some for you. I was going to pop out on the recumbent if you’re about. Uh but where you going? Uh first of all, hello You all right, mate? Where you going? Down by the river. Uh, I was I thought I was going to head to Blue Bell Hill cuz the other day we went there. It was a bit cloudy and I got a sandwich on me. Do you want to meet up Blue Bell Hill or is that a bit too far for you recumbent? I don’t know exactly where I’m at now to be honest with you, but I don’t mind. Yeah, we can do. Hang on. The motorway is over there. Where you heading to? Oh, that air horn should work. Uh, I was going to start heading towards Tesco’s. Okay. Tesco’s. Okay, I need to find out where I am, buddy. I can meet you at Tesco’s. Um, there’s a sainsbur Hemstead. I’m at the back of Hempstead. You’re in Bhurst. Oh, so I turned the volume up for the um the air horn. They didn’t hear it. So you’re I need to get to the ice ring. I start riding up the bypass next to Tesco’s up towards where you are. So you go Tesco’s and then you’ll be on that dual carriageway heading towards the motorway and that passes him. There’s Rem. There’s Planet Ice Hoth. That one isn’t it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, I turn right here and then I should know where I am. And I’ll go down way. Is that right? And Planet Ice is there. Oh, no. It’s the next one, isn’t it? Maidstone Road. Was that Tesco’s there? Maidstone Road. Tesco Supertore. Maidstone Road, which will be the dual carriageway. Is that right? No, it’s Yeah, it’s road. H way. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I know where I am. Yeah. I’ll meet you on that road. Cool. Um, hang on. Okay, lurking. Have to go deal with laundry and all the other things. See you later if you are still on. Yeah, no dramas, Flash. You can do my laundry, too. Can I turn TTS down? Settings. Yes. Let’s put that on half. Let’s put the volume on full. Could someone do another sound alert, please? If someone does a sound alert then taps then types high then we’ll can sort out the audio to make it you know not too loud for the TTS but loud enough for the for the sound alerts. And now type something please. You can just type anything. 21. No, we need to type now something. 1.21. Okay, that’s good. Roger. Roger. Roger. Roger. Okay, we might turn the TTS a little bit down. A little bit further. Hang on. What volume is this one on? Yeah, I knew you weren’t going to stop. Jesus. Fab. Fab my ass. Fab on his number plate. FAB, man. [ __ ] [ __ ] bastard. [Laughter] Okay. Hello, friend. Hello. Nice. Well, we’ve accomplished one thing today then audio levels. But, you know, that’ll all change if I don’t have the same volume setting on the phone. But, it’s good. Thank you, Where? Where? Where? Where? Oh, he’ll be a while. He’ll be at least half an hour. We could probably meet Clive at his house by the time he gets sorted out. [Applause] cuz it’s only down here. I’m going to jump on this path. [Applause] Cars are being reckless again. You know, you could cycle quite leisurely and nicely in the country lanes and then you come back into the into where all the traffic is. Forget yourself and get easily wiped out by something stupid. Um, if you’re still here, Clive, I’m going to meet you on Tesco’s side. Yeah, [Applause] I’m tempted to go back on the road. Come on. It’s too bumpy on here now with the car. Come on. [Music] Oh, you’ve got all of the hats. All of them. Um, I should have visited the little boy’s room while I was in the woods. or any room would have done to be honest. But we should have better internet now for at least 10 minutes. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh, no, no, no, no. This is wrong. I think it’s the next one. Yeah, [Music] Clive’s coming out on his little bike. Go meet up with Clyde la. Someone’s bought a bush in the way. Blueberries. Ah, it’s the weight of the blueberries. Did we eat these before? Have we eaten these? It’s doesn’t seem that people eat these. Give it a bit of a clean. Got big boy slabber all over it. Good job. Better get a puncture down here. [Applause] [Applause] Oh, the um the center around the seed. Wo, that was sour. Do you reckon I should plant it in and grow me on blueberries, Loganberries, Levy Pums? Jesus. Why would you walk all the way down here? There’s people walking on this path. Surely there’s better scenic route than this. This is just [Applause] I’m going to keep that seed. I’ll plant it in some soil and put it on me desk next to the computer. Oh, this this guy’s a runner. Sure, he’s he’s running. Beep beep. Oh, look at that dog. [Applause] [Applause] Did you see the muscles on her? Oh my god. She was a bench lifter, I reckon. Just goes around lifting up benches. Bench press. We saw a bike seat. Oh, why does it make you go faster? Hi, Insane. How are you? A bench lifter. A bench? Yeah, a bench lifter. Not a shirt lifter. She had muscles upon muscles, mind you. I think it was cuz of straining that great big dog she had. It’s called a B seat. A B seat? No. No. No, no, no, no, no. I’m only into C seats. A V seat. A V seat. Okay. Yeah, discard it to me. Yeah, I know that um most saddles are shaped in a V, but um they cut off. So it’ be two V’s. Like the back end would be like this. This is not my snot. That’s big boy snot. Um at the back it’ll be like this. Like that. And then it’ll also be like that. Just search Shark Tank by Cedar VC. Shark Shark Tank seat or VC? VC. Well, I’ll be hanging around down here for a few minutes waiting for Clive to come along on his bike. Maybe [Applause] Duck everyone. Duck your heads. Duck your heads. Don’t know why they call your heads. Duck your head. A Royal Enfield motorbike. It looks weird as hell and it’s expensive as hell. Oh, why are you asking me to look into it then? I’m as poor as a pawpa. I bought a saddle for 90. It was a Brooks saddle and I recently sold it to Idison cuz I couldn’t get on with it. Although I had a similar saddle when I was younger, which was a dog’s bottoms which was leather and it was called the right saddle. Most comfortable seat ever made. Oh. But this this uh this granny saddle that I’m on which came with this bike. It’s comfortable cuz it’s quite well. It’s comfortable sometimes and then uncomfortable other times. It’s weird. I like a lot. It’s quite wide. It’s got a lot of padding. It’s not a a razor saddle as I would call the Brooks saddle shape one or any other type just similar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could do that. But I’ve been looking at bike fitting videos on YouTube and the process that they go through and the the tech that they talk. [Music] I do get and understand it surprisingly. Um, I’m just thinking the best place to stop and wait for Clive, which would be at Tesco’s as he mentioned. Um, but which part of Tesco’s, we don’t know. This will be closer to him, but it’s going to be noisy. Bus stops or in Tesco itself. Zoom voom zoom. [Music] Um V saddle V seat. Can you see this? Is it that type? Hang on. Let’s have a look at uh this box as seen on Shark Tank. No. Shark tank. Shark tank. Shark tank. That’s not gonna That’s just going to bring up sharks for me. Hang on a minute. [ __ ] [ __ ] ants. Soon as you went to show me law shark tank bike seat. Okay. No, not in there. Shark tank. Shark. Shark. Shark. Shark. Shark. Tank. Shark tank. The is it now? Seat. Noseless. Oh, hang on. Let me see if we can. Yeah, we’re in the white one. Noseless. Oh, yeah. That look weird. Um. Oh. fits the hips. So, this one says fix the hips, but there’s something wrong with that cuz that won’t fit the hips. That would hinder the hips. That particular one, that’s what it looks like on a bike. Oh my days. That doesn’t look like it. Uh, this one. No. The VC doesn’t look like much. I don’t know. We’ve gone off I think we’ve gone off of um right Shark Tank VC. But they all raved it was comfortable when they tried it. Oh, okay. The seat from Shark. This one. Search Shark Tank versus seat. Yeah, I’ve done Shark Tank. [Music] Watch the video about 10 minutes. It reminds me of um a um helmet for ice hockey. Is that it? What’s the That’s loading like back in dial up days. I know. Why is that? [Laughter] Don’t need that anymore. Don’t need that anymore. I need that and that and that and that. Yeah, that is weird. I don’t think any of the professionals have got that on their bikes. [Music] vc.com and new to market 2024. Four. Heat. It says press here supposed to be better on the nether region. Yeah. [Music] Press A for the cost and then it’s just give me a whole rundown of what it does. All you know [ __ ] talk sells pitch. What is the cost and how to buy Nosless? If I was rich, he’d send you one. How much How much are they? That’s wild. 120 dollars. You’re in images. Yeah, I know. It blooms. The blooms. [Laughter] Yeah. And I’d rather find a quieter place than here to wait for Clive. [Music] [Music] This is better, isn’t it? Less less noisy. But he’s he be he be coming from the other way. He’d be coming from over there. I don’t think he’ll get here. Um, I don’t know. Pelta. Pelta. Let’s have a picnic. Well, I have got a sandwich that I should eat. Um, on my way to Tesco’s. Okay. I’m um This is Rainom Road and this is the lights at Rainom. So, I’m the other side of the roundabout and Tesco’s is right behind me. Look. So I’ve I’m here Aldi or somewhere like that over there. I’m here anyway. I’m I’ll stay here. I was staying here. Oh, this is a nice spot. [ __ ] I left me bag open. When did I open that or did I not close it even? This is a really nice spot right in the middle of um the town. You got a shopping center over there. McDonald’s over there. I should have had this me sandwich when I fed the horse, but you know, can’t have everything. We can’t have everything. There needs to be benches. Yeah, I know. It’s like bringing your horn chair. No, when when we decided to meet up just now, like I don’t know 10 minutes ago, I didn’t know where I was. Picnic tables. We need benches, picnic table. On Sunday, I’m going back to the flying field. There should be another um flying day. So, if you’re about on Sunday, we’ll be at the remote control flying field. Sorry, remote control airplane flying field. I don’t know when I opened this bag. Sounds good. Yeah. If you I don’t know if anyone was here that we went uh last month and they had the scale airplanes, the ones that were like real airplanes, let’s call it like a Spitfire or cuz they were scale planes. Let’s eat this other sandwich. It’d be rude not to. Yeah, someone slaved over making that one this morning. Slaved in the kitchen. [Music] 40 km. We haven’t gone that far today, have we? [Music] No. Come here. Uh, Clive, are you streaming? There’s also Let me know if Clive’s streaming anyone when he’s cycling. Yeah. So, that’s Sunday. We’ll be at the flying field. Tomorrow, I’m hoping to come back out again cuz of the weather’s nice. And we might go somewhere where we haven’t been before. But we got to go somewhere we have been before we get to somewhere where we haven’t been, if you know what I mean. Hey, what was that? Oh. Uh, insane. I got into a a league on iRacing. I don’t know what you mean, but I hope it makes sense. Well, it made sense to me. You’ll find out tomorrow. But I’m thinking the last time I did a long st. Oh, Clive’s no livey. Oh. Um, I messed up. Oh, you did? We’ve all done that. Oh, that’s that scene. Clive. No live. No live. Well, he might not even be out of the house yet. I don’t know. Um, I can stay for a sec. You don’t have to stay. You don’t have to stay. Uh, yeah. I joined iRacing League and we got an endurance race tomorrow at 7:00. Oh, so thinking about it, I can’t do a long one tomorrow and I need to do a bit of practice. Okay, I just saw a lady pushing a push chair and I thought it was Clive on his bike. Get so good. Eye drops. Eye drops. I wrestling league. Yeah, I mean there was in team wars it was like go on this track and you got to qualify within a certain time which I expected on iRacing but it was like oh yeah sure come on in. Oh okay sweet. There was no Reminds me of tea that’s seen in a clockwork orange. I’ve only seen that film once a long long time ago. And some napkins to put out your tears when you lose. I don’t mind losing. It’s the participation that I’m interested in. That’s all. Because you can go into some lobbies on iRacing or any sort of racing and you’ll get those die hards or tryhards. Sorry. And even if you were to like do a little mistake or if they do a mistake and you whack them, they’ll have a go at you for whacking them cuz they did a mistake. And it’s like, shut up. I’m not here for that. And it’s like on i and it’s driving on ice anyway. It’s very very unpredictable. Nor two laps of the same. I think they’re going to be pros one day from a video game. He goes dies. H Yeah, exactly. Insane. But yeah, no reason taking it too seriously. No, you can’t take it’s a [ __ ] game after all. It’s not real life. It’s not as if you’ve got a motion chair, you know, which you can get, but some people’s rig setups are insane. Yeah, even if you had that motion chair, you still can’t take it seriously. All you’ll be feeling would be the movement of the car a little bit sooner than you would on the wheel. No, it doesn’t. No, no, no, no, no, it doesn’t. No, but the what I was going to say on iRacing and as another game that they turned into if you were to participate in some of the races then you would get to race with on a professional level Gran Turismo. Well, the film the film Gran Turismo it it depicts that story. That’s That’s the whole premise of the film. Okay. I keep on seeing Clive on his bike, but it’s kids on their bikes or women pushing push chairs. Of course, they get more deons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I don’t want to be the quickest. I don’t like being up front. I prefer to chase them down, you know. But yeah, I got to learn the car cuz every car is a little bit different. Queen [Laughter] track. Queen Clive 10. How did you know he used to dress up in drag? Cuz that was a long, long time ago. I don’t think he’s ever spoke about it on stream. Oh, there he is. [ __ ] [ __ ] hell. Oh, turn me bike on. Turn me bike on. We’ll go now. That explains a lot. I got to get a shower and a haircut. I’m going to leave your tab. Hang on. Hang on. And saying here he comes. Here he comes. Some stuff you don’t need to say. Zenica. Yes. 30 seconds. Here he comes. 10 9 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 Whoa. You all right? Where’s your bash at? Yeah, on this gives you a stiff neck. Gives you like that. You can’t put your head back. Can’t put your head back. So, yeah, on this. But I stay on the path. So, a path. Is it path or path? It’s a path, man. Did he bring his couch? Yeah, he brought his sofa. Where you were you heading to? Well, I thought I’m going to head out this afternoon and then I was just finishing up my game and Steen said, “Oh, is he?” So, I had you on the screen next to me and I looked next went, “Oh, he’s in Bhurst.” I went, “That’s just like the road.” I can get there in no time. I got to the top of the road. I’ been that. Yeah. You should put that rrook sack on your belly on the back. Thing is, in Scotland it would have been, “Yeah, I’ll meet you there, mate. No worries.” Yeah. That time. Yeah. Yeah. That looks like my kind of bike. I’ve gone downhill pretty quick. It’s so that when you stop, you can actually go asleep, too. Yeah. If you’re on the dead flack, if you do that, you’ve got um a through uh a through one now. Oh, what? That Yeah, it’s a a different It’s not square taper. I bought one of those for the tre. Oh, okay. For three rings. It’s just a sleeve. Yeah. Yeah. And there’s a tool in my to bike tool kit. Need electric motor. What will we use that for? It’s to remove the Oh, it grips on there. Yes. Ah, cuz we got the ones. Well, you don’t need them now if you have got that. Now, the Chinese type, you just use hammer and a chisel. It I couldn’t get mine off the track. I couldn’t get mine off. The the threads had done. No, angle grind it. Angle grind the bottom bracket. So just Yeah, you got it out. Yeah, it’s all out. And I’ve got the new one in. Yeah. To get mine out of the old frame, my bottom bracket was se You have you got the two cups that holds it. Got one out, but the whole thing was seized and I spray I got a blowtorrch on the frame, heated the frame up, and I had, you know, for ages. I run two batteries. I didn’t have it on the high setting. I’d just done it on the lower setting just to give it movement, but it started moving and it I did all the recut all the threads, but I just cleaned them out with a pick. Yeah. I was thinking of going to Blue Bell Hill. You’re not up for that. Are you pretty much all the way down the way back? Is it on on the way back? Yeah. Yeah. But I was thinking to go them little woods up here for a nature break on the left. I don’t No, you don’t have to come in. But I can just kind of Yeah. Good one. What? No one took a photo. No one took a photo so we could put it on the wall and throw darts at it. What? Really? Who said that? Personally, I would have went the way I can, but hey ho. Um, what what happened? You all dumbfounded now? You all flabber smacked this one. Okay. He was like, “I am good.” Yeah. All right, buddy. I’ll catch up with you soon. You go to the woods by yourself. Bill Cosby. What’s what’s Bill Cosby got to do with woods? What? I know there was some issue back in the day with that, but I don’t know the wood bit. We’re talking about the talk show host. Yeah. Is he a top? Anyway, I thought you were going Stew It. Oh, sweet. I thought it said Stew It Little. Some reason it needs a flag. I think it needs a flag. You need a flag on that. Just a flag. any flag anywhere. The store on Etsy that does was doing special one. All right, I can give you a Norwegian one. Zen, can we give him a Norwegian flag? Cuz we’ve got two. But if I give it to it, it has to stay on there all the time. I’ve got an English one and they knock me off the road. I’ve got a Norwegian when they run me off the road. No, they won’t. They’ll think you’re a foreigner. [Applause] Catch you later, that is a bit of a workout. [Applause] [Applause] gives a go. Go. Can you ride normal bikes with this? Hang on. I was going to say I find it better if you stand there. Yeah. Yeah. I was sitting I didn’t fall back. Putting myself too far back. That’s the That’s the other way around. That’s the front. That’s the back. [Applause] What about the keys? Where’s the keys? [Music] Oh, my lights on me bike. Turn my light off. Uh, it’s right under. No, the other one. My view. Yeah, that’s what I thought. I thought I’ll see what Duke’s food’s like. Started building a canopy for it. Have you? So, I’ve got where the drink thing used to be, there’s a hole that now goes straight up cuz you got nowhere to put your drink pole in the way. Okay, that’s that button. Okay, that’s that one. I’ve got a battery in me back. It’s not comfortable. Takes a while to get used to, is it? No, I’ve got a battery in me back. That’s why. On longage, it’s your seam line of the shorts that does you in. Oh, yeah. Okay. Rust server. That’s hard on the knees. Works your legs a lot more. It does. Yeah. I would prefer clips. I think you should get to clips now. Yeah, definitely. Cuz you’re not going to fall off. You’re on three wheels. I bet you could fall off it. You know when you’re bombing down a hill and you think I can make this turn, it just slides. Does it? Yeah. If you do no hands, if you lean that way, it goes that way. If you lean that way, it goes that way. On a flat surface, not on bumps. Yeah, it’s a lot of work. I bet my heart rate went up. I made a bar. You clap there and come straight up there like that. I’m making another one go out so I don’t hit the crank. Oh yeah. Bar there and then the canopy go up and then straight and then back. But it needs to unhip hook cuz you can’t get in it otherwise. [Applause] Foot out. [Applause] You tipped your heads. The other seat. Duke’s saying that he’s tipped his fat bike over, which is like bigger tires. Yeah, I’ve got I’ve done them flat. Otherwise, it’s too much. Yeah. Oh, that that’s in the way. The bar there, at least you can hang on it if it hold that to sit down cuz it’ll pull from there. Oh, yeah. So, but the one they made from France is 600 quid. And all it is is just a canopy you do that with. And you can use a kayak. A kayak canopy. Duke saying is what many use. Yeah. Kayak. Kayak canopy. Kayak. You made a big kayak though. I just want to be able to sit out here like it’s raining on just sitting drink. You should get a recliner cuz then you can go to sleep. It does. [Applause] going for a minute. I just wanted to go for a wee. But which is the best way to Blue Bell Hill? Well, this all the way through up to where the traveler camp is and then all the way through. Oh, back the way I came. Yeah, kind of. Okay, let’s do that. It’s the flattest route. All right, then. Yeah, whatever’s best for you. But the woods are around here, they somewhere. Yeah, they might be full though cuz the people’s out and about now. Oh my god. I thought I could see OMG. Yeah, I was riding the bike. I was riding the recumbent. It’s hard work. [Music] Little bit of hard work. It was but the length is not right for me. [Applause] If you go into the woods today, you sure have a big surprise. [Music] Oh, you missed mask though. You can see my marks. There’s me marks on the floor. Funny that. Oh, he’s still going. Look at him go. Now that is the longest one I’ve seen. That is the longest one. That was really, really good. all of me equipment that’s quite, you know, expensive in the back of me box getting rattled around and stuff like that. Yeah, it is secure, but vibrations are not good for anything. Baby, baby. titties. I wasn’t riding it for long. [Music] See, it’s off Jordan now. rather him than me. But yeah, he definitely needs some sort of flag on there, I would say, cuz he kind of disappears, doesn’t he? Oh, yellow bags. More reflective. How did the free practice go? [Music] Look at that. You all right? Which side you allow? Cheers. [Applause] Oh, we didn’t come this way. We come down the motorway side. [Applause] [Applause] Yeah, I thought it was Beep. I spent a couple of days driving around here on this. Did you? It’s nice. Yeah, it is nice. All right. 8,000. Sorry, mate. You got a long truck. which as well was a bit walking up here and this lady was standing there. She went, “Oh, that was a lovely rider. Weren’t you talking about me or the bike?” She didn’t know what to say. Oh, she was just a bit dumbounded. Uh uh like don’t work though. Yeah, it is hard work. Yeah, I thought you’d been down here a few times because of the speed you took the roads. pass. There’s a park. When you go through it, there’s not much of a park there. But there’s footpaths that when we cut through Sam to the uh get her eyes done. Yeah. And they give her an injection in her eyes. They can look at the gap for her diabetes. Right. So injection in the eyeball. I don’t know if they inject they put some in her eyes. Not a big liquid, but it opens her pupils up. So she just gets pain. Oh, that’s that green stuff. Oh, yeah. That’s just a liquid. It numbs your eye, stops you blinking [ __ ] for about an hour. Yeah, I think that’s a stuff. It makes me easier on. Well, you’ll be all blurry. See, like having four paints. this one of them. So, Tik Tok uh found out yesterday. I said, “I can’t cycle on the bike.” He went on Tik Tok. He said, “You need to put I am cycling on the screen.” He said, “So the AI reads it, no sight.” He said, “Otherwise, it just sees a road on the front of a car, anything.” So when we was in the woods last time we came out to you, we went through Graves End, then we went to the woods with the alien features. Y um and we went through the woods and we came out the woodsside and the guy says no cycling prohibited. Well, if you look at that sign, it says cycle prohibited. Yeah. Because the the D the the cross is gone from right to left instead of left to right. If it cuz if it was the other way which all the other signs were no horse riding no um which they all have been removed these these crosses. Yeah. Uh which all prohibited was the other way. Plus, why is the lock prohibited from behind it? Not in front of it. Not in front of it. Yeah. Also, yeah. So, it was not they just that kind of get into there’s a guy on Tik Tok and Brighton and home. So, stop in bus stops for a break. Back got a ticket on his bus. Is it? So, he went so he thought, “Okay, sent it off.” off. They went back and went, “Yeah, but it’s only uh it’s only like in service buses.” So he goes back and goes, “Okay, where does it say on this side? Service buses only.” He went, “It doesn’t.” So every time they throw it out and he’s had loads of them. So now we’re just parking in bus stops for the fun of it to make content. But he’s probably making so much money on his Tik Toks. The hell was that? The other Sunday, the agency I’ve joined, done a battle on screen, did three and a half grand on one Sunday. Just in promotion and gifts. All right. I went to If I 50 quid on a Sunday, I’d be happy. Oh, he 30 three,000. That’s what he got paid. Yeah. So, if they So, Tik Tok takes 70% of it. Tik Tok made some [ __ ] loads of money that day. Yeah. But he took me on. He said, “Cuz I’ve seen your content.” He said, “It’s a niche market.” He went to different that does, right? So, we had a meeting yesterday and I’ve got a plan for two weeks of things I need to do. He said um in that 14 days he says you should see a massive different you level up so you get more people coming in right and then you do the same thing again. It’s like a pyramid in it. You have to climb it. So we’ll see how it goes. But I’ve had the worst Check to see if we bag’s closed. Just had a weird feeling it could be open. You crossing over? Yeah. Heat. Heat. Yeah, if you’re not following me on YouTube, you can follow me on YouTube if you’re more than welcome to. And um yeah, hi YouTube. We are streaming on YouTube. You are watching my YouTube channel. Then you’re on the um the silly view as I call it, the Tik Tok view, portrait view. I do have a 3 1080 version on me profile that you can change to then you can see the stream in full 1080p. We haven’t said that today, have we? You can tell. You’ll make a mistake trying to cross over with this roundabout. Yeah. So we get to see this road from the other side now. The other way there’s the village that sprung up a couple of years ago over there. [Music] Chainsaw massively going on in the new village. Those [Music] look like the them wing mirrors. If you got Zenica Woohoo! [Applause] Oh, there’s nothing coming behind us. Well, where do you want to go? [Applause] Go on then. [Applause] Oh, got to go on the road. It’s the only way to go, he says. And then goes on the pass, which I don’t blame him. It’s going to get busier and busier this road. Time is it? 4:00, aren’t you? We’ve had the kids come out already. What is that? 3:00. Nah, she’s not moving. Oh, I thought you were going to jump on this path. See like We’re not getting much of a slip stream here. There’s something wrong with this slip spring. Slip streams are normally good, but this one’s not not beneficial at all. Who was that? That was a big GTA house. Job push. Look, there’s an old old Jaguar or something. Rolls-Royce type thing coming along. Don’t know what the hell that was. There’s a piggy on. Take on. Take on [Applause] [Applause] Go, go, go. Just push my Oh [ __ ] What? I’ve just pushed my throat. Yeah. Yeah, that’s what I’m doing. No, I still put effort into it too sometimes. [Applause] This is dangerous. Hi. How are you today? I’m very well, Peanut Butter. How you doing? Look at what we found. We found Cliff’s Adventures. And how are you? Hi. Great, thanks. Oh, good. Good. Good. We’re just in the back alleys. What? No, I’ll go. Yes, I’ll work. I’ve had a constant stitch or when we got to from the bridge. Oh, really? What is that in front of you? What is it? That’s Clive. Clive’s Adventures. Remember this? On his little bike. [Applause] bread and butter. Peanut butter says, “Hi, Clive.” Hi, Clive. There’s another motor behind us. Coming. It sounds like he’s gone for it. Is that the Harrowing Inn or the Harrow in? The Harrowing Inn. There’s a car coming out and there’s a Oh god. What are you doing? I’m going this way. Jesus. He’s off it. I wouldn’t want to do what he just did. Oh my god. I am just trying to work out which one would be easier to ride. Um I had a go at that one about half an hour ago and it’s a lot harder than it looks. on your knees. Uh you wouldn’t get saddle saddle rash. We’ll call it if you want to call it saddle rash. Yeah, that Yeah, we nearly witnessed that. Numb bum. Yeah, num bum. You wouldn’t get a numb bum on that one. Um but your your legs take cuz cuz your legs are you your legs are in a different motion. You’re pushing forward rather than pushing down if you know what I mean. But this this particular bike that I’m on, anyone could re anyone could ride this one. No, he said silly bollocks cl guys. Silly bollocks guys. Silly bollocks. Yeah, something like that. It wasn’t see how many I got to give. It wasn’t um some that was kind He wasn’t being um nice. The red car wants to have a race. All this rubbish out here along the floor. Can you pull up on this corner? Yeah. Get around here. Oh, yeah. Oh, they should be able to get past now anyway. Yeah, if they’re daring to roll the bumps. There’s a few cars behind us. Oh, helpful. They can’t get past. I don’t think no. Back it up. Back it up. Must have been an Audi driver. Care Bear Day boarding. Oh, little doggy day care. Little doggies. Care Bear with a care. Okay. Little care bear. Put that reverse on this. Panic. No. Can’t [ __ ] see it. No. [Applause] [Music] [Music] More welcome. [Music] It’s getting dark again. Stretch it out, baby. Stretch it out. [Music] I’ll put me light on. I’ve got a a front white light and a back right light now because this light shining off your bald head. [ __ ] hell. Good job I got sunnies on. Come. Let’s go. Go. Go. [Music] It’s dark, isn’t it? Yeah. You won’t come back this way though. I will. Oh, you will. This is the only way back. Really? How is it? Can’t go. Oh, the horses are gone. Oh, no. They’re in the corner over there. [Applause] [Music] car the dust brea out. Breathe out. [Applause] going to come out this road down here. Don’t know, but it’s chilly in there. It’s got very chilly. [Music] Okay, I know where I am now. [Applause] You all right? I could pull the motor cuz I didn’t get the TJ. I had loads of work. Oh, did you? Oh, so I was going to get a motor for this, but what I be fang one you’ve got there, but just throw it back. [Music] I don’t want to lose the three [ __ ] plugs on the front. And if you have a motor, you lose them. That was the only thing I didn’t like. Right. Paws in the park. We’re having a local dog show like props like paws in the park. Cavoore is now following. Ah, thank you for the follow. [Applause] Kev, Kev, how are you? Thank you for the follow. If you don’t know already, I do bike cycling. Welcome to the southeast coast of England. Yes. We got Clive here. He’s on his little bike there. I don’t know why he bought it to be honest. But, you know, something different. Yeah, you normally find me cycling around this area in the uh countryside and the towns. We’re about I don’t know if you know but we’re about 40 miles from London and I like to stop at castles and churches and horses for some reason. Horses. Oh yeah you’re from the East Yorkshire. Hull. I know where Hull is. Oh nice. I think I’ve only ever been to Hull once to an ice rink. Have they got the ice rink there? Still got the ice rink there in Hull. Me and he also we do um we have done in the past some like camping, bike parking stuff. Oh yeah, I get waved at by racers as well. I say to you, [Music] course to course ride from Horny to South. Oh, it’s still there. The CE arena. Okay. Um, Horny to Southport. Hang on a minute. Someone No, I was watching a YouTube video from Southport to Pull. Yeah, I’ve got that logged into my commute because I’m thinking of doing that myself next year. I tried doing L’s entrops last year with Clive, but I only lasted 15 days. Me bike was all set up wrong and I hurt me back and I had to give up. Uh, you see where his wing mirrors are? What he’s holding on to? That’s basically his handlebars and you have to push and pull to make the turn. When we get if you’re still up when we get to Blue Bell Hill, um I’ll get him to go through the bike with you if you want. But I think it’s like uh He said it when he first got it, it was quite difficult to re to to ride and steer, but he’s got I think he’s got used to it now. It’s just a series of tubing really. [Applause] Was that an old escort? Me at the moment, I’m on a on an ebike, but my um touring bike packing bike is indoors. I’ve been um putting a new chain set on it. I think we do. Yeah. I’m not I’m not suit too familiar how to get to the crerematorium from here. Uh if you do exclamation mark bike, you’ll see the full setup in an image on the screen of my uh bike packing bike of the track basically. But yeah, this is an ebike we got about four or five years ago from AliExpress and it’s still going. It’s pretty good. Uh let me know if you got an image up here. Yeah. Did you get a a an image of a push bike? Your back end needs to swing around. Ah, you you be no good as a HGV light driver. I’ve just got home from the footy. If I fall asleep, I will watch you guys on the replay. Oh, I’m just refreshed it, but if you’re on a phone, it may have been too small, but it should have been full screen, actually. Um, but you know, it’s only an image of a bike with you can’t see because of all of the the bags and [ __ ] on it. Pisses me off. Dog [ __ ] Dog [ __ ] on your seat. Oh, and you go sliding. up on my face. No. Can you not get little bud guards for it? I should include this bike with an image actually. LA. Yeah, the Trek it only had two chain rings. 3624 or 3422. And it’s good for the hills and stuff, but for when you’re trekking along, it’s got a top speed and that’s it. I can’t get it past I can’t get it past 22 mph. So, I put a a three ring chain set on it. Yes, on rear fender on trike. Um I know them bikes. I just have a Carrera Subway all weather edition. need to upgrade. Oh, I’m not too familiar with bikes these days. That’s it’s all beyond me to be honest. The different types of bikes and stuff. In my day, there was racing bikes or like a road bike, a road bike, not racing bike and a touring bike, apart from your BMX’s. And then mountain bikes came out and then I lost that wasn’t in the industry then after that but he’s got dog [ __ ] on his front wheels. Duke well you don’t want anything flicking up in front of you and getting in your mouth anyway. flies are bad enough. But I use the electric bike to um do everyday streaming and then when I go out for an adventure, I won’t be doing any more camping this year. I’ll start training on the uh on that on the track. I still have old But this the ebike allows me to go out. I see the moon. The ebike allows me to go out um more than a couple of days a week, you know, cuz I is getting old, isn’t it? Man like Tommy is now following. Man like Tommy, how are you? Do you know who I am? Is that the Tommy you’re thinking of? Sorry. But yeah, I failed I failed at doing land on a grout. So I went to Cambridge a couple of weeks later from here via Rendleshum Forest. I bet you don’t have to do that in the great mountains, do you, Duke? Get off your bike and up a hill like this. A step. [Applause] Oh, sorry. Bread and butter. Yes. Okay. Um, you’ve been the footy, you’re tired, and you may have to go to sleep. That’s understandable. [Applause] I was going to bump him. Too smokey. Oh yeah. [Applause] Yeah. This is This is not good for trackers. It’s the wrong bridge. I thought that was the other bridge. Huh? Well, as long as you’re all right getting through here. Have you got any nail on those tires? Uh, they’re resistant. What the tires? Yeah. And as well don’t make any difference still. Uh top five to shift a lot early. He does get to quite a quick speed on that one. Like quickly. He get to full speed quickly. Must be the gear ratios. He’s doing good. Yeah. Yeah. He should have came out this morning with us. We should We should take him on a Tuesday or Thursday to the boys. We’ll go out for a ride and see what they think in our Tuesday, Thursday group ride. Although I can’t do No, I can’t do Thursdays anymore. So, I’d have to be a Tuesday. [Applause] Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything you want. Smokes. Woo! Oh, it smokes. [Applause] It feels like we’re chasing a scooter on indoor. This fast moving catch the pigeon. Catch the pigeon. Hang on. Are you zoomed in? Also, can you see my hands? If you go into the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Okay, cool. There will be clings on their bikes being pains in the asses. Look straight. [Applause] We’re like 6 in away from his tire. Oh, no. That’s all right. Carry on. No, carry on. No, no, after you. [Music] Oh, come on. Hurry up. [Laughter] Have a good day, guys. [Laughter] Oh, that would be funny as hell. That is That is a nice Is that your bike? Oh, nice. Oh [ __ ] there’s no one left here. Okay, here we go. Netherlands and he is returning home to his wife. We may as well eat that cake, too. How long was that sausage? Exploras. Ly dye dye That de I’d like to try the one with offro suspension built in seven grand. Can you put that on the suspension? No, you just buy one. Can you get a suspension one with a frame and put that to it? I think I could probably buy a broken one just by the crossmember and make it fit cuz the frame’s still Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, nice one. Well, when we when we when when you lost me or I lost you guys, he was drifting around Didn’t find any. Okay, I think we’re back now. We should be all right. Now, now that we’re out of the woods and all that sort of stuff, Sorry, I thought I can’t remember what I was saying before we went into those woods. Good morning. I don’t know. Okay, that needs to refresh. I’m going to refresh the stream so we don’t get those messages. Come on in. Still doing it, isn’t it? Bloody thing. Look, last time we were here, we couldn’t see anything. It was all cloudy. [Applause] That’s sick. No, he’s sick. to fall out. Easy to roll it. No, he’s sick. Okay, I have to come here in person now. I feel like I know the place. What are you doing in there? Well, now it’s not cloudy. Look, Flash. Okay. This is the way he uses he pulls in the steering. Look like this. This way. You see that? Yeah. I’ve got some uh making some brackets to go. Good night, peanut butter. She off to bed. Night. Look, it’s still doing it. Okay, cool. You can always have a No, you can’t. Could that bike laid down bivby bag and tarp over him? Yeah, you all you need is a couple of poles. So, you just put a pole at the back here, pole at the front, stick it in the ground or whatever, and put a tap over tap over like this. It’s like the bikes. Um I’ve seen people with tar hollands and they just use the bike turn the bike upside down, take the front wheel off so you got a high part of the tarp hole and then it tapers down to the wheel around the tarp hauling and you you you know you anchor the wheel and you put the top hole over. That was a Oh, it’s all downhill. You go the river way. The riverway. Yeah. Through ball. Uh, no, just just just straight down to the river. So before before Scotland, I done all the way along No, MPR. Here we are all the way to Mo Park on that pig. And then from Mo Park I thought how am I getting home? So I decided to go all the way I went down the big hill into Maidstone down to the river went all the way along the river past the all the way around to Bortol then through Rochester and that all the way around the back to get home. Oh okay. Cuz there was no way I was going to pedal up any of the free hills. I wouldn’t have got up them. It’s too heavy. But your your legs have just burn out. Yeah. I might have to uh raise it up. PP I think it’s exclamation mark. Pick exclamation mark photo, but the quick ones just PP. No, no exclamation mark. It folds up. Yeah. Folds up. Yeah. So there’s the hinge now. So you undo that bolt and that bolt and the whole lot that comes into the seat. So it kind of swings around like that. And then on the back you undo that bolt and the other one and that whole lot folds underneath. So yeah, it does fold up. But these are not fully adjusted all the way to the end. I’m going to wind them all the way in. So it gives me a bit more lifts lifts it up a bit cuz that’s quite low to the floor is it? That could be that lift a bit. Yeah. So I’m going to wind it in. But yeah, as you’re coming through it feels like you’re in a 4×4 and you got but going through the dips because you can put one wheel on the the top it’s quite I would say there must be a datim line for this bike for where you sit on I’ll put it on the lowest side. Duke, are you still here? Is there a datim line for that? for where the axle is on the crank to where you sit. It might be saying that I found out about Do you know about the angle of steering? Do you know when you’re making steering on a go-kart to get the wheels to turn? M when you put these bits on, there’s a measurement to do from I think from where the pivot bolt is to the back wheel or to where where the middle of the axle is. So what they do, they measure from the center there to the axle and then if you put your steering rods in and you put your bar there so they’re not completely straight when you turn it will give you that thing, you know, where the one wheel turns more. Yeah, I was watching. Do you know the guy that built the motorbike with a big Ferrari engine in it? He’s a real I can’t think of his name. Is it a Ferrari engine or a It’s a big engine. Viper engine. It’s a Dodge Viper engine in a in a motorbike. And he’s a really clever machinist guy that makes engines and he’s got a thing on Facebook. Follow. It’s the most interesting Facebook post I’ve ever joined. He’s got machinists on there. And there’s this guy that’s got made a five-sided thing but head head and he’s made a conrod that does this and all the pistons. When he first made it some pistons were going higher than others and it was all out of balance. So you had to do all the weird maths. It’s really really interesting to watch. Uh there was a guy he’s building a radio flyer trolley to pull along but he’s making it really really beefy out of big metal and he was trying to get the steering. He said right this is how you do the steering. All the people putting all the information. All right. So it’s a really really really good thing to listen to. Hey, Zippy. Afternoon. How are you? This is not my bike. This is Cloud’s bike. This is my bike. It’s really hard work. Yeah, it is. Even that little go that I had was uh so a bit too much. When I bought it, it had something on here. All right, let me give it another go. The seat might be a bit more comfortable. You’re not bending so much up don’t try to uh do that. Oh, but like this Whoa. God. Oh [ __ ] Um. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It’s even worse on this sort of terrain. Side movement. The throwing side to side. I think I prefer the seat where it was before. You know, when you’re going fast, that side to side movement gets exaggerated even more and it just easy. It’s clipping him in the old phone holder. There. I’ve turned it around for him. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s all good. But Flash, going back to what you were saying, if you were to do exclamation mark mark exclamation mark or point map and then follow that link to see where I’ve just been cuz it’ll be on there. Uh you can see that we can only go three places, three directions from where we live because of the river and the sea and um some other places where it’s countryside. Um you can’t go to we can’t go too far out that way where we were just been today because there’s no connection. And that way we can’t go like 15 20 miles that way because there’s no connection. We got all in the middle here. We got all in the middle in here which is Maidstone. We can’t go beyond Maidstone. Sitting B’s not too bad. Sit and Born and that way. Sit and Born’s all good. Uh that way to London’s perfect. This one I’m riding is an ebike called Fodo. They don’t make this bike anymore. It’s Fodo P7. I think they make it on their website. No, they only 29iner. Yeah. and the big cargo. And what he’s riding is an Explorer. It’s a trike explorer. Trike the Chinese version. So that’s the Chinese version of the trike. This is a Chinese version. Clive’s all Chinese because he bought these bikes. He bought two of them. And they weren’t cheap though. They were the cheap still the cheapest ebike on. Well, yeah. From when we got them, they were like 700 and something quid. And then we bought them. They put hydraulic brakes on. They went up to 87. Yeah. They didn’t come with hydraulics, did they? No. But it was still cheaper to buy the hydraulics afterwards. 75 quid for the hydraulics. How long ago did you buy them? Three or four year now. It’s more than three years. I’ve had the trike three years. I’ve had me track three years. Wow. So it’s 5 year old then? It must be five. But I I one point I think you said you wish you got the 29iner and I think I wish I had because obviously I don’t think I did. I don’t think I didn’t know anything about 29 in wheels cycling on the recumbra before me getting me track [Music] this one. Um I’ve had 90 miles on this. So when I first got it, I went to London. I did 90 miles and I came back with not much battery. Three, four weeks ago, I did the same trip. I did 87 miles. I came back with five five half open. So it just depends how much power you put into it. Yeah. Um, it’s not it’s not the best component to the bike, but it’s got five power settings. And if you leave it in number one, I only use the power to go up the hills. Or I only use the power when I’m starting cuz it has got a throttle and it’s got cruise control. and it’s got all sorts of goodness on it that you shouldn’t have. Um, but yeah, I just leave it in either one or two, which is 8 miles an hour or 15 miles an hour. You know, when you’re setting off at lights and you’re a bit wobbly on a normal bike. Are you on a Are you on a mobility scooter? No. Oh, he’s ignoring me. No, I can’t see I’ve got the wrong specs on. I can’t see the text. Can’t see the text. So, yeah, it has been value for money. Oh, you Which way you pointing? I I’ll change the camera. I’ll put it in front. It’s uh Which way you going? Oh, that way. That’s the thing with having the camera this way. It doesn’t pick anything up, does it? Literally. It’s my only complaint about Tik Tok. There we go. Doesn’t What? And you can’t do dual camera on on the uh on Android. You can only do it on Apple, which is a bit annoying. Hey, Plasma. Are you that way now? Yeah. Can’t Oh, yeah. Can’t do that if it wants. Unless you’re in 18 plus, which I’m not in 18 plus at the moment. Maybe I should have done it. Hang on, guys. I’ll come back in 18 plus. Bear with me. Oh, you don’t have to. bit weird. That’s where I went. Yeah. So, the ebike has helped me helps me to be out on stream more than twice a week, weather permitting. And again, these are the same. go in audience controls and turn it on and if you don’t you’ll get I’ll get banned 710 raided my stream with 20 viewers. Hi Dillick. Hi. How you doing? Hope you’ve had a great day. Hey, Queen Cat. How is everyone? This is my buddy Clive. And um Hi. If I can do this, can I do that? How are y’all? This is us. How are you? We’re just at this viewpoint. Look, we can see most of Kent. And over there’s the other How long was that sausage? You ready, Z? I’ll go back Friday. Noah says, “Why are you so happy?” He says, “I’ve got the elephant’s ticket. I think I need to reset everything. It keeps on going weird. That’s where we are. It’s quite nice. Just chill. Have you got a drink? Do you want one? There’s water there. And this is orange juice. Some juice. No, it’s brilliant. Thank you. He doesn’t want my juice. I was the other day was like I can’t be the other day and I went few months ago I went up to the um I went up I went to a place I vis visited before and someone in the stream went oh we’ve been here before. It’s like Go into the middle then. [Music] Don’t you indicate? Let me do that for you. Yeah. From a from a leaf or something. I mean, who would have said that? Oh, look at this. This is cuckoo spit. The reason I know that is because I saw a cuckoo spit. Have you ever seen a [ __ ] cuckoo anywhere? All you see is their cuckoo spit, which is not even from a cuckoo, is it? Isn’t it a lavi or something? I don’t know. I don’t know. Someone correct. Got a time on the board. Whoa, you [ __ ] bastard. I thought I’d crashed and someone was behind me. Sorry. This has gone weird. There we go. It’s been weird all day. It’s connecting to the wrong one. This is uh this is Blue Girl Hill. You can see marks. Yeah, it’s only connecting to that one. Why is that gone wrong? I haven’t done anything I haven’t done anything different. Yeah, I’ve been out for whatever. My legs are absolutely killing me. Bluetooth Wi-Fi breaks. Mobile’s there. I was going to stream all the way up here, but I didn’t want to risk it. He’s on the D one. Should be fine. [ __ ] Right. What time is it? 5. There you go. Oh, no. That’s all right. Carry on. No, carry on. No, no, after you. [Music] Oh, come on. Hurry up. Have a good day, guys. Right. The next one they put speakers on it and they turn the music at full blast. So I street come into my base. I’m like, “What the hell?” Open the door. Another Nazi sign. Well, this one, another server. They’ve done it again. So I got my horses, backed them all up. So they were [ __ ] on his body on the floor logged out when on another server. I made some content of that. But yeah, then they come in, started chatting the nword. I’m in the base building. They’re like, “Nword, n word, n word, n word.” That’s all they were saying. It’s going out on Twitch. I’m like, “Oh, [ __ ] Where’s the volume?” Cuz there’s no separate volume. It’s game volume and chat volume one. So, you have to discord it. So, they trolled me in every way. And someone coming in, he said, “All right, mate.” said, “I screamed this.” He said, “They’re trying to get you banned on Twitch.” Oh. So, it’s well taught, but I don’t want to give my IP address out to anyone else apart from you or friends. Uh, but yeah, it’s a good game. I’ve really enjoyed it. The building aspect of it is really good and the looting and the fighting the uh you can go and fight oil rig. You can go on the boat. You have to kill some baddies. So, there’s little missions you have to go and do. All right. They’re really hard. It’s not as easy as playing Russ seven days when they when you get in if they’ve got you. If you step out, they’ve got you. The scientists. Yeah. Yeah. I didn’t know there was NCPs in or NPCs in Rust, but because it’s built, I wanted to be able to build without being household. Yeah. Even the game PVEs, they can’t destroy your base, but they can build on it. So, they can put ladders up and climb in it and just put what they do is they box it all in. So, you can’t get out your doors and you can’t break what someone else makes. So, how do they break ours? They can’t break yours, but you can’t break theirs. So, they know if they build a new base. They do it in such a way, but it says in the terms and conditions, no trolling, no doing it, they don’t care. No. So, I come out the door, there’s just a lump of wood or they put a cabinet in front of your door. Cavans is the best one. They get a van and park it outside your door so you can’t get out. Can’t get out. So, do you just make another door in your wall? Yeah. But as soon as you break a wall, they get in. So, what you have to do, you have to put a couple of walls up and an extra door or the one you’re making out. They still you have to overthink everything. But until you’ve done it, it’s a big learning curve. But you need you need backup. You need to work together. Yeah. You want back? No. Probably go out by the time you finished it. Weird. It used to be beautiful. Oh, it’s Oh, good signal here. But I’m not very good at single really and I don’t know to be honest you why I’m doing that again. Okay. like watching an old analog TV. What I’m hoping the next time I should have reset the phone and done all that sort of thing and it might be better. It it can only be cuz this one is not connecting to both of them. I was waiting for you to take the phone off. Oh, you stopped your Tik Tok or kick. What is it you’re on now? kick our Tik Tok off of them. Oh, not at the moment just Tik Tok, but I streamed on Tik Tok for a month on a new account to build it back up and now I’m on all of them. But I’ve stopped doing normal YouTube. So that YouTube. So then my reream goes to kick and Tik Tok in that way and then YouTube goes to another reream just to do that way because I found that no one was viewing on the normal YouTube. It was just I’m getting all the views on the on the on that one part. So to have less my mind’s you the way. Oh, okay. But I want I want needed to cut to pay rust. It’s quite heavy. I couldn’t have four streams going out plus the game and everything else. The PC starting to struggle now cuz we’re now on the 5,000 graphics cards. They’ve gone up and that’s double what my graphics card is. So you got your one, the 10, 50 or 60. My one’s double that. The 5000s is doubled again. So they’ve gone four, they now they’re on the five. So the next PC have to be well whatever the graphics card is at the time. Yeah. The top of the range one cuz we’ve done 10 years nearly. I reckon it’s probably about 10 years. Nine years. 10 years now. Is it 2016? I think I bought my PC. Could be. No. 16 we started streaming on the Xboxes. We stream on Xboxes for then we bought PCs and went the next step up. So yeah, PCs are kind of Yeah. Someone says, “Oh my god, I’ve known you 10 years.” And I’m thinking, “Really?” But whoever owned this in China was a machinist. And the reason I know that is because these bags, they go on a back, they go on a handlebar clip to hold them on the handlebar. Yeah, someone’s machined these aluminium clamps with these aluminium bits it pulls onto and then they’ve used zip ties to hold it on the aluminium. And look, this is all machined. Oh yeah, that. So I’m going to make these brackets. I’m going to have two poles coming up from there up here with a bar here. Put your flag on. Well, to put the roof probably still holding it. Don’t worry about it. It’s finished anyway. It throw it in. you want. But yeah, that was called an awesome bike. Yeah. When I was speaking to Bing said, “Binger said, all the all the racers, they’re they literally pull up next to me and ride with me.” All right, how you doing? Blah blah blah. I went, “Yeah, cuz I think they’re going to be in one of those. We never get on this.” And Breny, it’s because you’ve gone into a different price bracket. He went, “That’s what they’re like.” He said, “They know that’s like a couple of thousand pound bike, so they talk to you.” Or they might think you’re disabled or that I met a guy when I done the ride around the coast. You know when you go between being knocked off your bike a few years ago over in Folkston over the hill. Yeah. I was up by the air museum. Got to the air museum and there was a guy on one of these when I was doing the practice ride and he had uh something wrong with his balance duty and he said I can’t ride. He said so I’ve got to ride this. He said but nowhere has been designed for him. He said literally he has to get off it and his mates help him carry it over. Right. So I don’t I think I’m going to go all the way down where you are and then go along with it on that path. Oh yeah, you could do. Yeah, when I get there. That’s the best way. Yeah, I was going to go up when we got to Reds. [Music] There’s no need for that bike to make that noise. Everybody thinks it’s cool. We were that age once. There’s no need for my car to be as loud as it is. But South M was good. Yeah, but your car goes fast. That doesn’t go over 50 mph. It feels fast when you’re 15. 16 or what’s it? 17. Is it 16? 16. 16 for a 50. I need some more chain though. I can’t go into the big chain ring where he where he was Chinese and he had little legs. It was really small. This was when I got on it, I had to lengthen it. The chain needs lengthening cuz I can’t go for big cog. Ah, so I just need to find a bit trip in Melissa can ride my big bike. The black one. Take some off of Hayden’s bike chain. He won’t notice. Oh, he keeps falling off it, doesn’t he? Oh, does he? Yeah, he stacked the other day again. [Music] I wanted to get some better mirrors for it cuz these are a bit [ __ ] with the canopy. I can have the mirrors up here, can’t I? So your camera Good God. When I was up here on the stealth the other week, yeah, I met a guy that lived opposite the uh ptorium. Got a Lambo, right? We were there for an hour talking. Just didn’t know he had a Lambo until the end of the conversation. Yeah. And I said, “Oh, I’m out on this.” said he liked the Stealth and he said, “Doesn’t look cheap.” I went, “No.” Got into talking cars, showed him mine. He went, “Oh, I’ve got a Lamborghini.” I went, “Please tell it’s a good dash.” He went, “No, I ain’t got that much money.” I’ve got this one, one of the newer ones. Oh, really? [ __ ] He went, “Here come the boys.” He go the other way. He said, “It does 200 mph.” Does it? He said, “I know.” He said, “Because when it hit it, he looked down.” He said, “I must be doing 15 mph.” He said, “I [ __ ] myself.” He said, “It’s like you’ve gone into hyper speed. Everything is just going hard and so quick.” And uh I went, “I’ve never been in one. I’ll come up. I’ll take you out for a ride.” Oh, no. So, at some point, I’m going to bring my motor up. Yeah. I’ve never been in anything that quick. Can you reach the button? Yeah. It’s awkward. You have to prepare everything on this cuz like we got up and moved it. The lights have gone really [ __ ] I got the out. I come when I was on this coming into M stand. I come down the old A 20. All right. But I was the other side of M. I went too far. Yeah. I went miles that day. Killed me. Well, on that one. Yeah. Yeah, out back of Holling Ball was really good cuz it all closed. All the roads were closed off. Oh yeah. Due to gas work. So I use all the back roads. It goes from sitting on out. This will be pretty quick. We’re alive. That’s all being stopped. [Applause] Who did it? [Music] [Applause] You do about 50 mph cuz you’re glow low to the ground. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a good reason to rush. A rush of air. Rush of air to your hair. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, you’re going that way. He was going the other way, am I sure? Yeah, I’ll turn around. That’s probably I could go around. Actually, I’ll go around half. That way’s quicker. Plus, I get to go down here on the way back. Yeah, I do around here. Oh, mate. No worries. Cool. I can reverse. Come on then. All right, then. I’ll catch you later. Say bye to Clive, everybody. Bye, Clive. And if you who don’t know who that is, that’s Cloud’s Adventures on Twitch, K Tik Tok, Instagram, YouTube, any other social media you can think of. That obviously is [Music] [Music] Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. So yeah, I didn’t expect to stay out this long today because um I got to Friday And I’ve got to practice on me racing car. I need to find out more information about the event actually. Um [Applause] I know it’s not [Applause] [Music] 7:00 tomorrow. [Applause] So yeah, fun and games. Fun and games. charge this bad boy up for tomorrow. We’ve got a few nice days of sun. [Music] And tomorrow it’ll just be riding, riding, riding, riding, riding. We won’t be stopping at any horses or anything like that. So, I don’t think there is any. But I’ll look at a plan to tonight, a route. plan a route for tomorrow. We’ll go somewhere different where we haven’t been before. Well, you haven’t. I have. I also need to um go back towards Vstable because someone one of the viewers wants to meet up and do a little bit of a ride. We got to do that before the clocks turn back. That route that I’ve got to do is about 9 hours. 9 hours. So, it’s all happening. When did the clocks go back? End of October. So, we got to go quite some time. Have some more oysters. Don’t you think it was a brave man, whoever ate the first oyster, brave person to actually go, this looks rather tasty, you or even a garden still. Oh my god, a slump without the hole. Look at that old Ford. Yeah, I see what happening there. Baby, baby. [Music] [Applause] Have you been out in your bike recently, Zippy? I haven’t seen you in Peach Stream. The couple of times I’ve been in there. Beginning of the week, I was there, I think. Ooh, two pack filler. That’s the bestest smell. Come on, pack up, little car. Pack up. I’m using all of the road. I paid for these tires, so I may as well use both sides. You know what I mean? I think we should get a discount on the tires cuz you only use a third of the tire. Oh my god. Okay. Who we raiding? Who we raiding? Who’s going to share our love? Hey, let’s take a look. Thank you everyone for joining me today. I’m uh sorry that we’ve had some internet issues, but um you know what can you do? How do I do this? Have we got any No. Have we got any mods in chat? Tell you what I’ll do. I’m going to send you here. This guy is always online and I admire those people that are always online. It is I think it’s a mammoth task. um uh to be streaming every day. Yeah. See you may thanks for joining me today. Moving over to La Viva La France. Well, I hope that’s where he is. Anyway, we’re going to go on red recharging. Let’s do it.