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bikinibottomrealest8 on September 4, 2025 9:16 pm Your whip is like my wife responding to my advances after the kids go to bed.. it’s two tired
gturown on September 4, 2025 9:20 pm That’s one ugly stupid bike. I don’t know why you would want to keep it. I can take it off your hands out of pity for you.
south_sidejay369 on September 4, 2025 9:24 pm Wheels are so tiny. Give it to me to avoid further shaming yourself
filletfilet on September 4, 2025 10:16 pm Ahh…the “capable of anything, great at absolutely nothing” $8,000 bike that the industry swore you needed to ride a single mile down a dirt road
Top-Specific3422 on September 4, 2025 10:31 pm The square taper version of that crankset has a 7mm better Q-factor. Biometric efficiency burn.
Head_Improvement5317 on September 4, 2025 11:26 pm That’s a bike with an identity crisis, ridden by a man in a midlife crisis
kokujinzeta on September 5, 2025 1:39 am All that money for blingy parts but didn’t budget for valve caps.
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Your whip is like my wife responding to my advances after the kids go to bed.. it’s two tired
That’s one ugly stupid bike. I don’t know why you would want to keep it. I can take it off your hands out of pity for you.
Wheels are so tiny. Give it to me to avoid further shaming yourself
This bike looks like it was made by Glock
Ahh…the “capable of anything, great at absolutely nothing” $8,000 bike that the industry swore you needed to ride a single mile down a dirt road
The square taper version of that crankset has a 7mm better Q-factor. Biometric efficiency burn.
Seatpost looks like a dog wiener
tanwalls
That’s a bike with an identity crisis, ridden by a man in a midlife crisis
your fork has got papilloma virus
Nah. It’s cool enough.
Oh look, anodized purple. So quirky and original.
All that money for blingy parts but didn’t budget for valve caps.