Attritional Swansea / Gower Weekend

some dirt some actual proper just soil just realized it’s a flipping weekday it’s Friday so we got rush hour traffic but uh this is another video hello this is I’m not cycling this is double unicycling I’m not I don’t have quit cycling um but today are going to double unicycle to Wales it’s a 3-day Wales trip yes there it is pointing out the donkeys donkey packs out that means things are serious saddled up yeah sweating as well you’re lactating sorry Steve guys I’m sitting at the back oh so excited guys well there’s Chris as well now everybody’s in the movie God’s sake sorry tell rainbow and Road covered in pool Po and flies everywhere it’s like there was a tractor carrying a container full of Po and they’ve just leaked it out all over the road M it’s very good job I’ve got mud guards oh no Chris’s bike is like it’s white but also covered in po oh man we’re in Aben for a coffee shop then provide bicycle parking for us which is nice we’re sat in a little train Carriage going for a little going for a little trip around abeni but it’s not going to move if you stop lactating Steve instead of lactating we we’ve all become covered in poo as well yeah like Tak poo get the food food in the video for the first start the crumble yeah started off on a high started off on a high the bar very high at the start yeah good luck topping rest there you go so the oak CAO say goodbye s milk rest up yeah got that KNE done kind of need a Wei look like a we on the car wash better not hello Chris hello all right okay yeah cheeky stop cheeky stop got the race bik I thought that you were looking for somewhere to to we I was yeah the car wash is looking very tempting I haven’t really explained what’s going on we’re just going to Wales and we’re staying there for a night no Friday night and Saturday night and then coming home and then going to explore Swansea in the gawa so that’s basically it all right then come then there’s only three bikes now sun’s out poor Malcolm Malcolm had chickenpox so we had to go home we don’t ride with people with chicken pox no Malcolm has a bad knee has made the very sensible decision not to continue to heal up for another day we’re in proper Wales now you can’t get in there there’s no pocket that’s a g trying to use this G oh my word nightmare so right if I was going to imagine this ride I kind of couldn’t get closer to what I’d imagine this ride to be like October riding to Swansea this is just it doesn’t come in any other flavor other than [Applause] this not complaining at least it’s just beers later H beers later oh yes after the whole drink yes Chris is up for it oh [Applause] yeah some zeros for Steve yeah yeah business as usual in Wales they’re pretty good sunflowers having to endure a few hours of rain here at least it’s not cold eh Ripper oh God what does that even mean what flavor it gock the Ripper Vibes is it on yeah there’s a really good scene here there’s Steve there there’s a Andy’s finger there Bird poo there and a chimney there see the chimney s jacked up on there here we are then we made it is uh is any of this the Gower looks a bit different not pissing down with rain looks like we’re in Swansea then so that’s kind of job complete really you can see see the sea just about time for Refreshments it’s about 190 km today really uh tired now I’m just astonished at how white my feet are take my bik and I’ll be back now gross I thought I was done many times there’s a nice CRX there I think I took the ca J 1987 same same age as me we came this way to avoid the cars try I that we went in that you that bit where all those Porsches came clean yeah okay I thinkning abely the CX one drink all right let’s get this czer down for his latest signing yeah this is in in celebration of Primos rodlet going to Bora super happy I am super happy yeah you had something for months a week before or two weeks back yeah it did leak leaked a week ago yeah I wasn’t allowed to leak the information and I didn’t but today it’s official new we checked the team out this morning Roger’s got yeah he’s got Martinez with him Dan Dan something Felipe Martinez col Colombian climber to support rough they bought him before they bought Rod so and let’s face it he has a good year this year no if Martinez was hoping to lead the team he might be disappointed but at least they’re in with a shout of winning the tour but they’ got they got vlast off they got kemna way yeah oh yeah about w is at Bora yeah yeah started with o just good rumors so swany bicycle ride day two Vlog we’re just going to go to a calf are we Steve and then yeah we’re going to let explore around the peninsula explore the peninsula go to rosil where they’ve got a big Caravan Park and uh get us a coffee and a cake [Applause] don’t do it thought’s going to do it pardon we’re about to shoot our knot just quit one m a double is that you got it straight on there don’t look straight oh it oh maybe it is seems legit pierce it you I haven’t heard it Pierce but maybe you don’t see know oh yeah we’re going up there something something very cold is happening yeah very cold that’s what happen it’s gone white like white no the NOS crack pipe has done well don’t know why still it’s cracking now I’m going to stand away yeah yeah the valve extender came out that I I think there was something else because uh if the valve extend to come out then should stay in right 10 pumps a piece 10 pumps a piece sh out the pump in I think we’re in Ros yeah yep feel a bit feel a bit stupid cuz people are hearing me say that that sort of stuff but it’s probably not right vegan Welsh gigs quick vegan Welsh cake stop and we’re back on the road mission to get back to the digs for lombardia final classic of the Season Monument can’t wait back in Swanner I tell you what that’s just like like cormal it’s like up and down and up and down gammons everywhere driving around quite busy lots of sheep yeah it’s like Coral but whales anyway that’s it time to watch the race have some crisps catch in a bit day three we’ve started what a lovely morning uh might run out of battery today so in essence 200 km back from Swansea to Bristol by Breen let’s go wo pretty nice Sunrise morning morning how we go a little bit of sunshine sunshine and no Hills brilliant it’s the ride of the falling leaves yeah after we watched sday Pacha win last night that was a good uh good descent wasn’t itad could we descending like him today Steve yeah yeah it’s kind of vital to get out of Swansea before the traffic really wasn’t it yeah it’s a big mountain day that’s where we’re going they can’t see much cuz the sun’s in your eyes never mind the Ros might see Luke row flying down there I can see someone on this hell but I think they’re walking after 2 days of grotty Roads though I think we’ve earned this yeah that’s right it’s be a hell of a descent down on the other side after this then we got we got ZIP down to Tri and then the bul yeah I think so and down to her wine not as big as it I don’t remember it’s still pretty chunky is it still chunky the big boys Welsh mountains this is the biggest one full titties full titties nod oh yeah monster in choke might need that to bring me back to life for the next climb let got shot down the valley there nice I remember this it’s quite still up here today cracking views lovely yeah I was a little bit worried yesterday about my legs it seems to be all right at the moment just getting some uh food in that’s it then we’ve made it to the top of the second Mountain got another Mountain descent iic is maybe the tire wasn’t an ideal pressure anyway no no no good excitement you’re lactating a little bit I’m on fire Chris is on fire he’s taking all the peas for us thanks for taking the peas I’m just going to hang out here for a minute and wait for this puncture to be fixed oh Steve’s lost his mate where is he what that’s not even helpful should get a closeup of Chris’s new [Applause] setup Big Ring little ring and eighth sprocket this not going he’s not he’s not enjoying that at least at least he got two gears yeah not complain right no don’t complain it wasn’t even a snapped gear cable it was a it was a a frame attachment the the I don’t know what you call it now the thing that the gear recable housing sits in on the frame to hold it in place snapped off I know what I said I a new bike now you go you did say you needed a new bike now I have a strong argument very strong Chris is that a pump yeah brilliant pump forever we do I thought it’s just a CO2 no it has the looks more like a crack pipe see I’m see I’m doing really well with my qu Chris is doing excellently all his things are breaking one by one he’s down from 20 gears to two so not ideal but the sun is out and we’ just had some burgers so you know oh it’s another garage stop Chris is leaving aren’t you Chris well another man down another man down I H down and you both make it make it to the air mate yeah and you train back from here yeah was how’s the gearing looking see so it’s okay especially uh apart from what he it’s very steep the uncle it’s not it’s not happy with that obviously no it could be could be worse it’s not that bad on that one but uh yeah as long as it gets a little miss too you’ve got a gear for climbing but not a great gear no that’s true all right he can’t complain hey your longest ride ever right huh you’re your longest ride ever mine uh this one not but the two days ago it was two days ago it was yeah and I’ve learned a lot of lessons hell yeah there any two of us now had to send Chris home cuz he got spots on his face checking box he’s gone don’t support that kind of behavior yeah it’s coming to an end everyone watching like bloody yeah it’s going on a bit finishing day 3 in the Sun and uh one more climb one more climb going up usk and then chapone and then home classic return and then we’re done show me oh interrupt Steve interrupt my really interesting narrative back into England right that’s it okay standard format Steve’s gone it’s been a big day in the chair in jail but it’s now over with so that brings to a close 3 days of riding hope you’ve enjoyed the video and I’ll watch I’ll see you uh see you next time watch out for outout