After the first jump the rear brake cable completely pulled out and I had no idea. Hit the jump at a fantastic angle and ended up fully submerged. When I walked out of the pond I couldn’t find my bike anywhere. You guessed it, at the bottom of the water. Had to go back in and find it. Horrible 3 mile limp back to the car. I can’t post a picture of my ripped up shin, but a few people told me I need stitches,
My new bike is getting built in Germany this week. Decided to take out my girlfriend’s Walmart Huffy in my Walmart dress shoes.
byu/Greymator inMTB
by Greymator
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Nice sized cut right on the shinbone. I slowed the video and it was from my leg hitting the handlebars as I tried to save myself. I stood there in complete shock and my helmet just dumped water down my face lol. I’ll try again in a couple days. #Huffygang
This fucking rules
The puddle at the end really pulls the whole story together.
What the heck were you trying to do? xDD
lol
Reject modernity. Return to monke.
madafaka you got what you deserved
This is probably top 10 post on the subreddit all time.
Hahaha dude props for taking that shitty bike out with zero grip shoes on terrible pedals I’m sure. You got balls 🤣
I’m 110% sure OP broke his girlfriend’s huffy, but it gave him a reason to buy her a reputable bike. Well played, OP. This might even work with my wife’s car. 💀
Looks like you also should have been wearing your Walmart shin / knee pads and Walmart snorkel.
This is the type of friend you wanna smoke a joint with lmfao shit had me laughing from end to end
dumbass
Punk rock as F
Lmao and ended the ride w a refreshing swim👌
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen / read today lol
We’re you trying to whip it over that jump? Legend
I was like oh no, those shoes are filthy now.. oh nevermind.. convenient shoe wash, lol.
oldest school original MTB vibes love this
I was going to say this guy has balls of steel riding like that in a walmart bike.
Well that ended perfectly. Thank you.
That’s a YouTube channel in the making. The pond is just perfect. 👨🍳😘
Bro if you just read the title and then watch the video, this is pure comedic gold.
This is great 👍🤣
Berm peak did this and modified the Huffy with quality parts.
It’s not a bad bike when the components aren’t for show!
How did it go?
What bike gets built in Germany?
Sniper got you good
I got a 140$ Walmart bike and crocs and ripped it once
I also lost a entire toe nail
You fucking rule man. I love you.
“It’s not the bike, it’s the rider.”
Clip of the year.
When I was 8, I had a MTB from Carrefour. The thing had no suspension, but the shit I did on it, I wouldn’t do it on my stumpjumper today 😂. Gravity hits different in your late 30s