got trapped in Paris.

Bike got delayed 36 hours in Paris. Time to make a vlog. Five guys in Paris. Talk about an Eiffel Tower. Honey, I’m home. Oh, I think this is Theta Kai. Maybe Sigette. We at the Lou looking for Mona Lisa. Oh, and Lisa Mona. Who the hell was that? I swear to God if I see one Leubu here. Leubu update. Mona Lisa is sold out. God damn it. Who knew she was selling tickets like this? Who the hell is she? Matt, right? Whatever, dude. I just saw the Mona Lisa and Sanrope. That [ __ ] was hitting the dab. Everyone here for the Bonnie Blue meet up. Just saw the coolest shirt ever. How the [ __ ] do the sirens even have an accent? Freak off. Never mind. This the real freak off. Are they about to fight? Oh, bro. This like the UFC of France. The UF. Oh, somebody fell. Everyone take a knee. I [ __ ] love this mantra. Found a place to eat cuz it looks cute. Look cute. It’s called that sink. Is a French onion soup in France. Just an onion soup. Answer me. We at the crepery. Ain’t no way, bro, is the police in this thing, brother. I’m chafed up. Bad day to wear whatever the hell these are. Shout out Zara for sponsoring my trip and every basic white guys trip out here. [ __ ] Harry Potter ass. We got the same size nose. Am I a statue? Wa. Imagine vaping in here. Where that communion wine at? I don’t even have anything to say. That’s beautiful. I want to find a beret. Holy [ __ ] Right here. All these hoes want is bread. New shades activated. Where’s my super suit? Yeah, we got the [ __ ] grimace tint. What the hell? I went to an adult store. They got some freaky [ __ ] out here. ETSs hands. So, they had the movie theaters in the back, the little goon rooms that you can rent for $10. Bro, that is such a ripoff. Like, I would never. Ain’t no way. We really embarrassed. Going to dinner now. It’s got a Michelin star, so the tires [ __ ] with it. Let’s see if I do. Nice. I just want a chicken bake. We’re Costco, guys. Ew, dude. They have snail here. I would never get and snails folk [Music] food is good as [ __ ] Now time to go to the Eiffel Tower. There it is. Okay. Pop off queen shiting. That dog run its own Eiffel Tower. God damn. Shut up, Eiffel Tower. We got mother lab boooos up in this. We got the lab boooos. Let me get the lab boooo for €8. For €8. How about a zen? Jerry cost 10. No. Yo, we in Paris going baguette mode. We We [ __ ] Isn’t there a song about someone in Paris? Who was in Paris? There’s a song about somebody in Paris. Who was in Paris? someone. They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine. But you just can’t get into it because they would never