Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
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Episode 380
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[Music] See, if I was based, I’d play the Soviets. Also, Thomas is playing the Soviets. I can main Russia and you can co-op it. We can We can do the co-oping thing. Sure, why not? At least it will be fun. It’s up to It’s up to Bo. What do you mean? It’s up to me. Cuz you’re Germany. Like, you think you could face me and Thomas together? I’m not even playing. I give up. Like words have been said that don’t make sense. It’s up to Thomas. Stop saying that. Do you require a cockromania for oil or when I do recover? Go right side swimming. It’s way better. Hang on. Hang on. I could go nuke Romania. Just go right side swimming. Don’t forget about the nukes, please. Oh, you deleted the cast line. During is not happy about this. We’re not going to need the cast. We We can’t afford a cast line. Let me put it like that. I’m I’m a I’m a philosopher on this. You just need some fighters. You don’t need You just need the You just need to prevent the enemy from casting you and then you just kill them with tanks. All right, Cho King, I need you to be in on the plan here. Have you gone right or left side Italy? I haven’t picked yet. Okay, you need to understand that this might be a game where we might have not have Africa. We’re going left side Germany. So, we don’t need Africa for the resources. Okay. And I might need you to just full on like into France because he’s already got 30 factories on tanks. Probably 35 on tanks. I’m scared that we’ll get stuck. And that’s why like if I call it choking, you just got to be ready to pivot into France. Okay. And just say [ __ ] Africa. But what’s the build you’re going to in terms of homie? Okay. So tankwise choking, we’re doing both like pants force and pants infantry support and tank killers, you know. Yeah, that did not sound. Why would you deploy it with these stats? Two tank divisions already. That’s crazy. Yeah. Two tanks that have less stats than 30 within. Yeah, but they have breakthrough. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s see. 400. 400 breakthrough is way more than an infantry. That’s like four times the breakthrough. What will you say? This is the most current tank, right? Yeah. The HB. The HB is the one with the the old suspension, but it’s it Why are you making things as complicated as the city? What are you using instead, Christie? No, we’re using interle road wheels. Got to do the new tank extension. We’re producing our own Romanian version. I can respect that. Do the different. Wait, what are you cooking up for? Mechanics are going to have a rough time. Uh, what are you what are you cooking? That concentrated these Panza threes and they rock up and they’re like, “This isn’t a Panza 3.” No, you have paratroopers. What’s the point? What do you mean? I’m asking cuz I I asked you to have something ready. What? What are they? He’s got paratroopers ready. I got paratroopers. Yeah, you grateful bastard. What more can you want for 100? He’s right, Mo. You should be grateful. Show show some [ __ ] gratitude. I have an entire tank division. I was told be here by France. I got something even better just about it. Begins with B and ends with icicle. Oh yeah, I don’t think your bicycles you’re going to push. I’m going to bring some tanks down south so we can get the breakthrough and then uh leave the rest of the Yeah, [ __ ] it. Why? Why not? Let’s go. He’s trying to take that tower. No, no, no, no. I believe I’m going I’m going deep [ __ ] British Expeditionary force here. How long on that retreat? 15 hours. Am I going to make that? I’m going to make that. Yes. Good. Yeah. Sit down. Sit down. I mean, Loe’s just going to cap. Lo’s biking around. She’s Loy’s doing the tour to France right now. I didn’t even see that. I hate the bicycle divisions. Yeah, it’s disgusting. 4 km. Stupid. No fuel use. Wait. Wait. Wait. Go for the harve. You can trap the entire home guard. You can trap the entire home guard. Move the tank. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash, smash. That’s a lot of units going. That’s a lot of home guard. How many tanks do we have in stockpile after that to get 1.8k medium tanks? I want a French tank. I got to get one research slot soon. You know what’s for me? We get a Lindley of them. You get some B1 business as well. It’s [ __ ] Loey. Are you not doing tanks this game? I’m not again. You already have seven. How many of these are French tanks? You feel that? They’ve got to be French tanks. Half of them. You You effectively doubled my tank force by just sending all those French media. Swim. I sent you B1 business as well. You know that Royal Guards Division you get? I’m going to put them in that. Nice. Oh, you engage in the British fleet. A [ __ ] That was not intentional. RIP. RIP. I guess that research slot’s being uh I’m getting out. No. No. Detained. Man, to be fair, uh, that was my sweetest story. Fit [ __ ] Here’s why losing the entire German Navy is a good thing. B, weirdass. Uh, could you do subjugate the Romanian economy? You actually want me to do that? Why the hell do you want that? Swimmy. Swimmy is the reason they put their chair in the hotels. That’s a lot of vectors and tanks on the Soviets. Yeah, but you guys are on tanks. So, you’re only 30 on tanks. I thought Oh god, I thought you pivoted. Oh my god. I just Did you not list him when I talked about his industry like Oh my god, that industry is horrendous. 55 mills in February. You guys most of my subs. What What’s the build on Loey? What are we getting to? I don’t know. You actually don’t even know what you’re building yet. I’ve kind of just I’m not going to lie. Right now we just need infantry for the front. TW is not doing infantry. He’s doing tanks with the 50 ms. I don’t I don’t know what Loy’s doing either. So that technically it’s no mills on Hungary as well until he tells us. Dude’s sitting on like [ __ ] 113 mills and he’s not [ __ ] I’ve been caught. It’s another [ __ ] throwaway game. Do you have Are you single digits? I got 12. I still don’t know where his IC is going. Like, it’s genuinely like baffling what I’m looking at right now. He’s being instantly hungry and he has less divisions than the He literally has nothing. I don’t know what he’s doing. I’m having fun. That’s what I’m doing. I’m just looking at that industry. Six mills in Romania. How is that? Your starting mills is like 28. How is this even possible? I bought the Panza 3 and I produced It’s 1941. You’re hungry. You have 110 mills and you don’t even know what you’re using them for yet. You can’t. Either you’re joking and like immediately some divisions is going to spawn in. I’m hoping that’s what we refer to as coke where I’m from. Damn. Canadian tanks have landed in Norway. I [ __ ] see Loey coming in from [ __ ] bicycles. These divisions are so [ __ ] Oh my god. We did it again. I can’t I can’t believe these bug divisions with dual purpose in the mountain is a dog [ __ ] They even get a new doctrine. Well, maybe they don’t actually. So, maybe it’s only [ __ ] Loey attacked tanks that needed five days to go in one tile and we could have gotten them. Understand what Lo is doing. Like, he is gone. Like, it is over. Even Loey doesn’t understand what he’s doing. He literally just went, “Oh my god, my divisions are so bad. Oh god.” Like, it’s a [ __ ] miracle this guy doesn’t want to play majors. Like we’d never have games if this man would play majors. Jesus Christ, man. Regular infantry is just bare. I just normally you have a Hungary that does tanks, assault guns, infantry even. We have a bicycle Hungary. Are you kidding me? D Well, you guys have fun in these. You’re going to defend D-Day with [ __ ] bicycles. We can take four tanks from Jamir. Like he’s holding far too up or too far up. Oh yeah, let’s do it. All right, go for the towel. Let’s go. You can take it from the other side, right? Yeah. There’s four tanks going. Nice. Insane place. Good pounce. Good pounce. Push for heat choking. There’s only like one in I have a break from the Baltics if you want to like flood in there with something. I’ll push on MP. Why did all the tanks move? What the [ __ ] That’s no way. I only moved one. I swear I only moved one. I I just I just stole from the game right there. Oh, I just watched in the VOD. I try and click the top tank and then cancel it and then I just It doesn’t even click it. Ah, that’s so annoying. It’s so annoying cuz we just got an advantage and I just threw it away. Yeah, we can get across the river if we want to. Honestly, we could potentially do a massive maneuver here if we actually make it across cuz they don’t have that many reserves. Oh, let’s go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Oh [ __ ] What did they do? Are they pulling? I don’t know. Yeah, I think he accidentally just pulled his stuff back. Somebody missed micro. If you can cut my ass, Veyon, I’ll move for I don’t have reserves right here. They’re moving. Oh, I got one tank. This is a death war now. I got this one. If you get that one, we’re in the money. Oh, I might be able to get myself. Move. You can move. I’m going to get it. I’m going to get it. Watch out. Boom. So areing from the Is that a Dday? Go D. Wow. Okay. After that. Is that I think you have to. They’re going to have four ports now. Go back to the star. Just try and hold the river. We don’t have the tanks right now. Like we are [ __ ] We need a 100 days to recuperate everything. Ching. Move your infantry up in the south. You can’t see pings. Um, you have yellow arrow over France and you have 50 cast damage right now. Back to the east. Now they’re the allies need to be [ __ ] leaving. So again, it’s about to be summer. We almost have full stockpile of tanks again. We’re just missing a few tank destroyers and then we move and all the new equipment. I believe that’s what we need to win it. The Panthers, the Yag Panthers. Okay, that’s going to get it for us. So it’s gone to that part of the game. We are that part of the game. Yes. We’re waiting for a new stockpile of tanks for an offensive. Literally [ __ ] Citadel. Are you able to do anything against infantry? I just have I’ve got heavy infantry is they suck at pushing. I’m going to blow my brains out. Holy [ __ ] man. Yeah, like you don’t have anything like you couldn’t make some artillery units or something pivot like if if it’s not working pivot. If you push souther bigger picture, we can get the tanks. Brian’s hours in a second. I’m just going to yolo it. Here we go. We got 10 infantry or like 20 infantry. Can we move this way, please? I’m going for the Moscow suit’s open. Moscow suits open. Did you actually get We just killed number two. Oh god. Oh god. That’s a lot of air. Canadian Marines. Oh, American Amrikes are no longer training. A fast. Oh, they just broke the cipher. I think they’re coming. Gentlemen, get ready to move. Here they are. You know what? I’m sending my tanks over. I’m holding L’Oreal. We’re killing four marines already. That one uh breast needs to hold, but we’re killing some units in that tile right now. That’s a huge American army being killed. That’s a big hit. That’s a big big hit. Bombing my fleet. They’re bombing my fleet. That’s nothing we can do. Sha seven tanks into western France. Wait, they’re not landing on a port. They’re not landing on tanks. It’s Yeah, but they’re going to [ __ ] us up. He just landed and blasted us immediately. Harbor harbors. Everything it can handle onto this now. We’re getting ready now. Slam dunk. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] We’re doing damage. Huge wave. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Keep draining their fuel. Keep pushing. We might get him. We might get him. We might get a big one. I think we got him. No, not yet. Come on. We got a lot. We got Oh, that’s a lot. That’s a lot. That’s a lot. That’s a lot. That’s a lot. I’ll take it. I’ll take it. Canadian. Keep going. Oh, we might be able to get the other Canadians here. We got three more. Three more in the south. Help me. Help me. Help me. Sh. I’m coming. I’m coming. I just spawned the ship. That might be gamew winning. Oh, let’s go. I killed them. The Canadians just retreated into the wrong Canadians were gone. entire [ __ ] Canadian tank core. We might be back. We might actually just Oh my god. What the [ __ ] was that? Big chunks of offensive coming in. Nukes are coming soon. So Oh yeah, nukes on Berlin. Whatever. They’re being heavily overrun on Stalingrad right now. I don’t think they can manage to actually if you sneak to Baku and take Stalingrad, it’s probably it. Oh, that’s bad. The tank consistently. Move the tank consistently. I Oh god. Oh no. This is going to be a [ __ ] to take back, by the way. Oh, that’s bad. That’s bad. On Rome. On Rome directly. I’m I’m going to Rome. [ __ ] this. [ __ ] Greece. Oh, [ __ ] 99. 99. I’m going to tissi but and Batumi and Batumi. Yeah, I’m moving to Is that enough? Yeah, we got him. Did you just ask for all of it? They’re celebrating. You can’t get to the You could though. I don’t remember clicking select all, but I can garrison this [ __ ] There’s no Aid over the UK. Wait, does he not have anything? He’s not garrisoning. No, the UK’s empty. He’s not garrisoning the flanks. I’ll buy Fighter fours from you and just produce them and give you all of them. Our tanks are so much better than their tanks, by the way. That’s about to be a big one. That’s about to be a big one. Big big one. Big big big chunk this said he was going to do the entire game. My troops got nuked. Oh, he on you. Didn’t look that bad. Oh my god. We could look at our infantry stockpile. We could queue up so much infantry. Oh, that’s a big one. They’re all dying as well. Oh, we killed a bunch of [ __ ] there as well as clicked over. Click over. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. You got to move in. Lo, you can drop it now. Do you have a permore? Oh, you can’t. You’re moving in. You’re moving in. Nice. Nice. Nice. Wait, you could cloud click and pull out. Click for click forcemith. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Oh, they just tanks that. Oh no, that was 12 tanks. Well, they nar invasion army. You got to roll. You might as well send him over now, right? Athens for me, buddy. Oh, there we go. Has 11,000 steel. He’s He’s just that good at the game, man. Has big industry as Germany now. Why does swimming own [ __ ] New Zealand? Huh? Oh, we’re so back. What do you mean? More industry. The sun never sets on the Romanian Empire. Oh, he’s terrified now. He’s actually terrified. Sulu’s terrified. Oh, no. I should be. Is it because Japan is in a Hold on, Fitz. I’m stuck in a I can’t wait to get thermoar nuked and all the units just disappear. That’s the big nuke. Wait, did he do a furbo? Oh my god, they got thermonuclear bombs. Wait, so they have a thermonuclear bomb. They tested on [ __ ] Scotland. I bounced across the entire board. No, why’ you cast it? He’s taking Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You get get [ __ ] in there. Get [ __ ] in there if he lands. Come on, baby. Allied cop, bros. Another completed by Lo. I’d like to take everything back that Lo that I said about Loey this game. I’m not stupid [ __ ] Wasting my time. Please guys, can we get a like, comment, and subscribe for Coen’s channel? Please ring that [ __ ] bell. Smash that [ __ ] if you want to get big bucks on Bill Cohen’s
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Me when Loweee on Hungary
Swimmy’s the type to sing “la-dadi la-dadu la-daduuuum” when he’s in the shower
basedkoen1
4:18 you just had a fuckin orgasm from that huh
Another banger Bokoen. Dunno what ratio of bath salts to cough syrup lead to your script feature bicycle Hungary, but its a classic.
Romania: Focuses on making tank divisions.
Hungary: "Oh yeah, this is big brain time".
You know it's bleak when swimmy's the voice of reason on a macro decision
Bo is finally bowing down to the NA servers
Hungarians in Budapest watching Horthy's bicycle tour insted of the promised military parade:
Just b/c I know Bo is probably reading this: that game late last week with the classic Swimmy France collapse + early Axis crumble… just as a viewer, none of the core group's reactions sat well with me. Golden tried a high-risk build with civ Germany. OK, sure, Swimmy + UK played pants-on-head regarded. Golden took advantage.
1. Swimmy literally stated his desire to game-ruin the game for the Allies, and based on what I saw of his stream, he seemed serious.
2. Bo and the core eventually came around to "swimmy, you have some blame in this".
All that is fair.
What, as a long-time viewer, I thought was uncool:
3. Blaming the Allies for taking advantage of *Golden continuing to civ-greed*. It's not that Golden stopped with Swimmy's cap, he continued. No tanks, minimal mils.
4. And when blaming the Allies, it seemed like some lesser-known regulars were called out. I hear the reasoning – not being sweaty and trying to kill Axis early – but it's not like the core group takes it easy on College or Thomas Germany.
Related, but distant:
5. A few videos ago, Bo took umbrage at someone stating Swimmy provides X% of the content in the videos. I get why, b/c Bo puts in a tonne of work, but in my humble opinion Bo is kinda the Soviet Womble of the group – the semi-rational guy surrounded by amusing lunatics. More importantly, I feel like this is indicative of a thinner skin on Bo's part – and again, I'm not blaming Bo. This amount of content over 10+ years is exhausting to produce, especially when the audience demands more of a game the core group is increasingly tired of.
6. In run-up to the ICBM stream that followed the sweaty-Allies-killing-Germany-in-1940 game, Bo said some shit about the audience that… again, I understand bantering with the audience and calling them out is typical, but… it's how he referred to Golden's Twitch viewers, the vehemence of the tone, that worried me.
I say all this not in the spirit of calling out or malice, but because – at least as far as I can interpret it – I'm seeing signs of burnout among Bo and the core group.
Peace, love, and the Nordic-spoken-with-a-hot-potato-in-the-mouth way.
Crazy Danish loding up at 2am
This was a complete Lowee comeback.
Peef is legendary at the end there
73rd comment
How the fuck did the allies throw against an axis with no useful minors
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, thanks for the great content Bo! I can’t wait for the Lower USA game, where he builds nothing but careers. Literally nothing else, they won’t even have planes.
You don't understand, Hungary will win the Tour De France
We stand Lowee doing some dumb shit.
Navy when?
Whenever Lowee was talking it was just hilarious
This has been one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
And I did not expect everything to end the way it did (or to test a termonuclear bomb in Scotland of all places)
I’m shocked the Scot even knew what a bicycle was.
Even after launching nukes the allies couldn't win against the superior and depleted axis forces. I laughed too hard with that.
did Bo just decide to completely tell everyone his plans because of the previous catastrophe?
Throwkoen is backkk baby, crossover episode with Throwee yeaaaaa
Germany at the peace deal: Romania, why should you get control of the ENTIRE Soviet Union?
Romania: Because it would be cool?
Germany: …. You know what, sure, why not?
How did the allies manage to lose this game with the absolute state the axis was in? Genuinely how do you throw that hard?
7:28 Lowee said: "maybe they don't actually, maybe it's only foot infantry; fuck".
To think of all the games Swimmy cluld have won if only he had used bicycle troops instead. Its genius
Bro out here knowing damn well my ass is still awake at 2 am in the middle of the week
Romania: You have my tanks!
Yugoslavia: And my Infantry!
Hungary: Any my bicycles!
bicycle carry
WHO LIKES BOKEON ❤🎉
12 glowing tanks enter London.
Hungarian Bicycles are OP. Please nerf them in the mod.
Classic Romanian (or Swimmy) activity, stealing the entirety of Russia after having no build.
How many Hungarian bikers does it take to tow a heavy AT gun?
"I want you to ride my bycicle, I want you to ride my bike"
-Miklos Horthy, 1941
I guess Swimmy ended up playing the 'Soviets' after all lol