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The plasma sponges says, “Morn, mate. Morning. Morning. Morning. How are we doing? I’m just wondering if they’ve got a an outside wash thingy here. I don’t know where the entrance is. I haven’t looked. probably over this way. I was trying to wash some of my clothes to Lady Claire. A Claire, thanks for your continued support of the channel. Thanks for supporting us mentally ill and unstable. Have they got a washy thing? Some Morrisons have like a a wash station. That’s what I was kind of hoping for. No, I don’t think they have. Plasma sponges says time to refresh the overlays and make the mileage back to zero and map location on. Uh, it should 83 says, it should refresh when I do this. If I turn it off and on again. Plasma sponges says fixed. Cool. Plasma sponges says that was fast. That’s never a good thing to say to someone. I suppose I’m getting older and I got to make the most of it. The quicker the me the most the more I can get in before I die the better. So at 1983, [Applause] it’s pretty chey as well. Berserker, who are you telling to shut up? All right, goodbye to you then. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye, you rude, arrogant little [ __ ] Oh, I’m like, which way do we go to get back to the uh the front? Flash_x says, “Good morning.” Morning, mate. Sponges says, “Long.” You can tell CLA’s in a good spirited mood, right? Uh, now there was an Audi on my route kind of thing. Sutton says that was clear. That what she said. Apparently so, mate. Apparently so. So, there was a Mark and Sutton says, “Hello all.” Hello, mate. There’s an Audi there. So, if we go add stop and then if I get rid of chosen destination, it should say choose destination Audi. And then if we go done 83 says, I have just woke up as late last night. Bless you. Oh, I need to get some water cuz I couldn’t get my [ __ ] bottles under the tap in the hotel. So, you go into the hotel, you’re on the ground floor. The reception’s on ground ground uh well uh sorry, floor one. So, you have to get in the lift. Well, this bike doesn’t fit in the lift. You have to take the solar panel off. You have to then take my poles out the back. Uh because when you lay it down, they’re sticking outside the door. Uh I have to get it kind of up on one wheel and jam it in the corner. And then I have to kind of try and push the buttons while holding this thing in the air. And when you wheelie it, it’s then trying to fall backwards. So you’ve got to try and have one arm holding it up in the air while pushing the button. So I did that. Go to floor one. I’ll go out on floor one expecting the disabled room to be on floor one. yesterday was international and she went, “Oh no, all the disabled rooms and all the there’s one on each floor and you’re on number four.” So I had to then get back in the lift, try and get all my bits, poles, solar panel, and everything else back in the lift with me. Oh, it was so much fun. Plasma sponges desert Lady Blair 83. So, uh, I’ll read that in a minute. there. So yeah, this morning I was like, “Well, I ain’t going to reception. They can [ __ ] off cuz that’s just too much aggro.” So, and I went went to get my card, my swipy card to get out the room. Well, I couldn’t find it. I don’t know where it’s gone. I’ve managed to lose it somewhere. So, it’s probably in one of my bags or stuck to something underneath. So, I just exited the room and left. So, yeah, I’m going to come back down to the beach front just to uh have a quick look up and down before we shoot off. So, this was Southport. I’m heading to And my brains just forgot. It’s in the title. [Applause] [Music] There’s a campsite over there. I’ve tried ringing them this morning. No answer, which is the norm actually. Most the places I’ve run. Today is International Paramedics Day. So all those paramedics ah respect. [Music] Welcome to says Den. That’ll be the place. Oh, yeah. This is big. Out of the way, Daisy. She’s all right. Thank you. [Music] Out of the way, Daisy. She could have been talking to me and said dozy. We were all the way around. [Music] Yeah. Here’s where we was yesterday, right? The wind yesterday was blowing in from the west and on the stream, if you look at it, I’ve deleted all the video on my camera, but you could see all the uh the sand coming in. There’s a few bits on the on the uh what you call it on the the live stream I want to make clips of. What do you think was comfortable? It was all right. Thing is, we’re kind of in and out of it within no time at all. We’re back on the road already. Oh god, it’s a bit chilly this morning. I don’t have to put a coat on. I just let my body warm up. It didn’t seem like there was much here, mate, to be quite honest, cuz you kind of you do this and then you’re off again. So, it’s not like I’m going to go around and and inspect it. I think we got about 30 mile to Burken Head says as long as you stay away from Liverpool center there at Crazy Gon. I don’t think they’re going to try and mate. one is not powered and uh that thing on the front will become a battering ram for any shir on that tries to take me on. I’ll just ram them. They got knives. I’ve got spears. Plasma sponges. Yeah. [Music] I could uh really shouldn’t I you know the flag thing Signal live stream active. Get a nod. Nice little morning nod. This [ __ ] don’t miss. No, he’s [ __ ] good. That [ __ ] don’t miss, man. He’s good in the heat of battle. In the heat of controversy. Morning, lurk lurkers. How we doing out there? Morning on kick plasma carbon fiber. I don’t think that was a carbon fiber racer. The only reason I say carbon fiber is because there’s like a it’s like people that drive Porsches and expensive cars. When they when they ride expensive bikes, you’re not in their league. And basically that’s what it is. you’re very low morning. Yeah, you’re very very low on their on their uh in their le. So, they just haven’t got the time. You’re not worthy of their time is how it feels. And every now and then you’ll find someone that’s just got a bike. They just ride and they’re happy. Martin 69. [Music] Hello mine. Welcome in. Have we got a path this side? I normally choose the wrong side of the road and end up with no path. Yeah, we might have to cross over down here. [Music] Is there a path the other side? There is. Look. Martin 69 says, “How was Glick?” Bread and butter. Peanut butter says, “Good morning.” Morning. Peanut butter powder jelly time. I have to keep singing it until we add it. Good morning to you. Or good evening to you, should I say. Sponges says, “Hi, Martin.” From the other side of the cloud, the cloud the world. [ __ ] hell. Welcome to my ADHD morning head. Plus says senior peanut butter jelly time. Bread and butter peanut butter says it’s at 7:34 p.m. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter. I don’t think that’s the version we wanted. Was it? But that’s quite funny. Could you go and find that version, the link to that? See if you can go and find it on YouTube and put that into uh into reminders folder or something. But it’s just too funny. I think that’s probably better than the original cuz it’s it is I wouldn’t probably trim it down a little bit but yeah that’s quite funny. Let’s turn it up. That’s what Oh god. It’s getting narrow it now. The man who took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole There is one Yeah, my cat’s been [ __ ] Hey. Hey. Hey, live stream active. [Music] Sponges says next stop. Yeah, it’s down that way. What the hell? Hi everyone. So Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow, come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube. You got Tik Tok and Instagram for the photos and other bits and pieces. So yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money for Great Or Street Hospital at the same time is having a laugh with you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, whatever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah, but we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. Right. You look after them. Yeah. Shove it. Shove it. Yeah, I’m doing well, mate. How to finish the day off doing 60 miles on this? I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave. It’s called the village shop. obvious brakes. Right. You look after them. I’m waiting for the shove it. I’m Clive, one of the CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just Check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah. If you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live streams and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money together. Awesome. There’s someone down literally just have my treasure everyone. How we doing? I’m welcome to adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the carro. So yeah, let’s go. Are you sold? I suppose. Yeah, we could start the What the hell? at the same time. There is My cat’s been down here. That’s a bit small for you. [Applause] Have we found an aerial? [Music] Have we found one? Hello. [Music] It says we got a connection, but we can’t. So, good morning How you doing? Welcome. Good morning on YouTube for chat. There’s no 4G here. So there’s there’s no mobile networks. Uh although I’m running on EM Vodafone, even then we do get blackout places. So I do apologize for that. Hopefully when we get near Blackpool and we’re having a look around, we have a little bit more signal and then you can ask some questions. And if you’ve got nice places that you like that are kind of near to my journey, maybe we can go and check them out. [Music] As for Sponges, there’s W. Thank you. Morning. Steam past office says you’re going back to Blackpool. Sorry, uh Liverpool. I meant Liverpool. I do apologize. Sponges says, “Yeah, I meant the other one. I meant the other way.” Morning. Hia. [Music] Oh, we got some tunage. Let’s turn that down a bit. You say yeah. Thank you. This bike is so difficult to balance at slow speeds. I have to hold on to a route to keep the bike straight. Cuz at slow speeds, this thing is just wobbly, wobbly, wobbly, wibbly wobbly. Mr. Blobby Blobby. Who remembers them days? Morning, mate. Let’s say morning to everyone. See who says morning back. There’s a Oh, there’s a mass there. Maybe that mass there only goes about 500 ft though, right? How steep is this? Oh god. Mr. Blobby. Go and have a look on YouTube. Uh, null Edmund’s house party. Mr. Blobby. It was It was like a stupid thing. Like Mr. The blobby was just this guy dressed up in a suit and he’d go around going blobby blobby blobby and he’d like hit people over the edit and stuff and set people on well he set a few people on fire. It was like before the days of health and safety and everyone just laughed. [Applause] Yeah, that back wheel keeps clunking. We’ve destroyed it yet. Plasma Sponges says Mr. Blobby is a character originally featured on the British Saturday Night Variety show Null’s House Party broadcast on BBC 1, created by Charlie Adams, the writer for the show. Yep. And it was just a stupid fictional character, but so funny. It was basically he could be a complete [ __ ] but because it wasn’t a real person as such, it was fine. Like, you know what I mean? So, uh, it was just the time back then. You had No Edmmonds, you had Jim Davidson. Now, I love Jim Davidson. That’s I grew up listening to Jim Davidson with mom and dad. So, I’d love to see if I can get hold of all of his old uh Oh, yeah. all of his old DVDs cuz there’s so many of them that are just so good. I’d love to sit and watch them live on Discord with some of you guys, especially you younger folk to see what you how you perceive it because it’s it’s what kind of when you grow up with things like that, it’s what molds you to being you. If that’s that’s your world you live in, that’s what’s made me me. So, back then it wasn’t perverted or offensive. It was just funny cuz people found that [ __ ] funny. Now it’s Yeah. It’s like all of you have been silenced. And don’t be fine with it, guys. Don’t be fine with it. I’m getting cramp in the bum this morning. [Music] [Music] Go on. [Music] Trying to get that around that corner was fun. I think my uh my seat might have shifted. I get this some mornings. I was saying this to Nicole about she said, “When does your bum stop hurting? It takes a while for you to tone them muscles. Like you need to be getting on the bike every day and just going out and doing a little bit of mileage.” And it’s that little bit of gristle. Plasma sponges says that little bit of gristle like if I clench my left hand side is like really really hurting like a cramp. And I know after a few hours of cycling that will go away. [Music] But all I can say is if you get that, get off the get off the seat. There’s two types of soreness. You’re going to have friction which causes being sore. That’s why I say wear cycling leggings because then you’ve got nothing that’s going to roll on cuz uh underwear rolls over near the legs and it can make you really red raw. So you’re better off just wearing a pair of leggings and uh no underwear. Uh, if you don’t want to sweat, make sure you’re trimmed. Whether you’re male or female, this doesn’t make any difference. Road closed. Lasma sponges says you’re going around Miguel too. Uh, it says road closed. So, we see if we can get round cuz we’ve had how many roads have we had closed down the country? About five. Yates says day 30 of convincing Clyde. The earth is flat. Yeah. I’m hoping that we go across the footpath somewhere and we’re all right. We’ll find out. Otherwise, we’ll have to go back around, won’t we? Oh, it’s road close to cars. But yeah, no, they’re doing tarmacing. Okay. You want to go signal low? I was I don’t know where I’m just heading down towards Liverpool. Says back on YouTube. All right then. Nor normally when they stop road like that I go strap the bank around them and don’t take any not they’re all blocked off yet ready to clip you I’ve had a few yeah we’ve had a few of them I just ignore them if I can get through I’ll go through it wants to go so either you can go on the bypass or or you can follow us and you get well it’s not Liverpool is it just kind of I just go that way do I head round the marsh is quite a way out then are they is this kind of cutting through the middle I’m going to go left to Liverpool along that bypass and keep going. Oh, okay. But there’s a coast road that was better. Yeah, Terry is the best for Liverpool. Check your lines. Well, but you you end up at Son, don’t you? I’m just trying to end up in Liverpool. I’m going to do the the waterfront in Liverpool, then go over to Burken Head. Yeah, you’re best to go out high town. Yeah. Yeah, there is a bike path. There’s a bike path. So, um and then bit of canal. Terry is the best here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this I’m sure this will once I get on it, it’ll probably navigate me anyway. Now, uh I’ve just come from uh Southport, but I start camp up. Did you? Uh no, last night I’ve had a few hotels. Last night was 35 quid. Yeah. Is that good? Yeah, that’s really good. Yeah, cuz normally it can be up to 8,900 quid for a hotel. But yeah, Sundays and Mondays are really good for travel lodges. So if you want to go out and do a ride somewhere, get a travel lodge for 35 quid for the night, put your bike in the room, and then cycle back the next day. Hey, you go to the pub then. Where where are you originally from? I’m from Kent. So that’s where I’m Hey, can I take a picture before? Yeah. Yeah, of course you can. I’m live on the internet as well. Yeah. So there’s a camera on the front. Oh, and uh yeah, that’s to charge my batteries when they’re flat. So I put I plug them in, put them in there, and it’ll just charge up while I cycle along. Oh, I saw. Yeah, I should have gone electric, I think. Oh, yeah. But it’s the mileage that is the problem. Pulling this amount of weight, you only get about 40 mile. And I need on electric touch an electric fence. No, I’m not touching electric fences today. [Music] Name, please. Clive. Clive. Clive. Nice to meet you. Cheers. I’m Dave. Electric Dave. They call me cuz I’m Yates says hello fellow adventurer. That’s that’s got quite an old one as well, isn’t it? So, um they’ve gone now. But yeah, you’re best to go over the bypass where the road works and then go on that side, the west side. So, just follow it that way. Go through High Town Crosby. You’re all on you’re on the the seas on your right. Okay. And then yeah, I’ve had a few roads. I see them signs when I normally it means cars only. Normally if you’re on a bike they’ll go, “Yeah, go on lads through.” Yeah. Back soon off for a drive. No worries, mate. I’ll catch you in a bit. Yeah. It’s good cuz they keep me company. See, they I’ve got microphone on. They can see what’s going on and they they kind of voice back to me. Oh god, getting started on this is fun. You’re in low gear now. Oh, it’s just it’s the cuz the weight’s really high. So, this is as heavy as a motorbike, this thing. But once I’m going, it’s lovely. But yeah, thank you very much. I’ll uh I’ll go the other way. So, yeah, we’re going to have to go back a bit apparently. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Typical way I was about to say then can I get through and they’re like nope. So yeah we’re going to go the long way. Steam pasta says are we there yet? John says Clyde where from so I’m from the southeast Gillingham. Barmy gamer says morning barmy gamer morning. How you doing? So, we just found a road that’s closed. So, we’ve got to go on to probably the main road and go around that way. Welcome to my gamer says I’m good thanks and you. Thank you 87. Welcome job. Welcome in everyone. I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. Plasma Sponges says you’re now about to leave Lancasher. [Applause] So I think he meant I got to turn right here. Dailyale says visit long way round. Yeah, we go left here. Okay. Off to the side. Off to the side. So I’ll go this way. Yeah. Yeah. Off to the side here. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, mate. Oh, I see him. John says, “I was on yesterday.” You was on yesterday. Yeah. Thank you, mate. It’s nice to have some people in on YouTube. So, I take it you’re watching on my YouTube channel and not on the shorts. Uh, the reason I say that is because uh it’s not reading you out twice. Bailey Dale says hello. Bar my gamer says hey at Baileyale. Baileyale says at plasma sponges morning. If you’re into gaming make sure you smash a follow for Barmy Gamer please. Can we have a shout out for bar member please? We’re running a parallel now with says hire. Okay. So when we get to the green houses down here, if you go right says so far my gamer and then keep on the left hand side of the bypass then my gamer says so just before the end and then uh you sort of got to pick your way through though you got to I’m running sat nav. Yeah, I’m sure it’ll navigate once I get far part far down but I can look at the map and do it the old it’s it’s just navigated now. I see you’re a paddler as well. Low gear. Yeah. Middle one front. But no getting out even on them. It’s good for you. Yeah. I know why. I’m in middle gear all the time. I got this cuz I was working on the house and they still wanted to do me rides. But once you’ve got one, you stick to it. You I’ve got the option of doing both. Yeah. Have you? Uh and I’m going to motoriize one. So the idea was this was supposed to have a crank. So when I get the hills, I could just switch it on for the hills. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve got having the camera on the front. Some of it’s just crazy. Yeah. So, I’m coming in a blind corner the other day coming into Blackpool. Yeah. And I moved to the middle of the road because I didn’t want anyone to pass me cuz there’s a car coming. He can’t see it. Yeah. He revs up and overtakes me on the Heat. Heat. I’m CL Adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. It gives me the I can go completely off road. I can go around all the bumps. It handles like a mountain bike rather than a tourer. [Music] I done one of the mountain trails which is like flint rock and I come down one of the passes and that took me about 3 or 4 hours to do that. That was hard work on this. But yeah, I’m amazed that Yeah, it’s comfortable. I even build on that bike. If you don’t want to do your knees in, you want you want to be moving fast. Lots of revolutions. Yeah. Rev. Yeah. And that tightens your knees up rather than wearing them out. But I can ground like this. I could probably do what six miles tooling over the day. Yeah. But so far because of the hotels and where I’m stopping. So today I found a place uh what’s the place opposite Liverpool. Birkinhead. So I found a campsite just kind of a few miles in. Oh yeah. In the countryside. Over on the ferry are Yeah. Now don’t forget they only run every uh hour on the on the hour. Ah that’s fine. I can wait around. Yeah. When I was at uh it does a bit of a tour. It’s a bit expensive, you know. Ah it’s fine. It’s worth it. All right, we’ve got a pass. We can go on three. You’re going to go right now. Uh oh. Bit further up. Bit further up. Hey, just Terry. Give him guidance to get to Liverpool. The coast. Yeah, carry on until It’s all right. I’ve got the the satnavs on it. I’m sure it’ll take me the right way. Well, like you want to go like on the coastal way, though. Yeah, I’ll probably Well, whatever this is going to take me. This will take me the easiest way normally, but yeah. So if you go down here this path here cross the main road just be careful on that soding main road in that cases. Yeah. And then you take this you go through the path and then you make not long after that you make a left and you get into subdivision. It’s like marked with those. This is like this is that path. What do they call it? They call it the something line. What is it? Down here butterfly p. It’s marked with a butterflies. Okay. This is telling me to go that way. So, oh well, what you could do, but you’ll hit the roundabout. I don’t mind main roads. I’m all right with the main roads. Okay, then you got to do that. You can go along the highway and then turn, I guess. Oh, that’s horrible, though, aren’t they? Yeah, they’re not nice. I would take this path. They’re not nice riding cuz like terrible. Yeah, but with this amount of weight and the wind, see, I done the coast this morning and I love doing the coast, but that wind with this amount of weight, it’s on the wind. No. Yeah. You get blown along, won’t you? No, cuz it’s coming it’s coming it’s coming east. So, I was getting blown off the bike. I was swerving all up the uh I think it’s too rough or what? I can go. This thing’s good for off-road. Just a lines where we’re going. But you know, cuz then it gets solidate and just goes carries. It might be. It’s probably cuz I’m going to I’m going to a shop on the way. That’s probably why it’s taking me this way. So, it’s taking me left up here. Left and right. A store. Where is it? Yeah, I’m going to Aldi. So, down here. There’s an Audi Thon is what I’m thinking. Yeah. So, I was going to go to that and then I’ll cut down into Liverpool from there. So, actually, you know what? If you go along, don’t know how far the path It’s all right. Are you going this way? Yeah. Well, then we we we turn off into the Cheshure Lines. But the Cheshure lines would take you uh I’m It’s probably cuz I’ve gone I’m going into the town. It was going to earlier this morning. It was going to take me right the way round. And then I said, “I want to go to a shop cuz I can Aldi. I’ll take this in the out and go and put this at the front and I’ll go and do my shopping and it won’t disappear. Stops people touching it.” They normally look after it for me if you put it in there. They’re not normally funny. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess it’s a murder trying to park without going cuz I go in and if they say anything, I say, “Look, I can’t put it outside cuz they’re just going to take something missing on it.” And they The thing is what they’re going to nick. They’ll nick something that just doesn’t mean anything to them at all. It’s not worth anything. Like they nick the bed roll. Okay, that’s a bed right that that’s useful to me. Oh yeah, we will get me Duke live there if you that that will take you to my website and on on all the social media, the live stream, everything’s on there. It’s all right. I got me impact zone at the back. That’s what the solar pad I keep calling it. Me impact zone. Alian thought I’m just trying. Hey, I guess along the coast I guess would be the best way, wouldn’t it? Yeah, it’s got a sat now, but basically I’d go I’d go this way and then cut through the the basically it takes you wind your way through the subdivision and then you can make a left along. It’s probably cuz I’m coming It’s probably because I’m not going just round to Liverpool. I’m going into there and then back out again. So, but this that’s if you go the coastal it’s then it’s not that much of a jump to get to Darton from there. No, it don’t matter. I’ll just follow this. It’s cool. You must go all the bloody coast. Must where you been? Where did you start off? I started in Wick in Scotland. I’ve done the whole north I’ve done the north coast and I’ve done the west coast of Scotland. So, this is uh Yeah, these these little lanes are just out the wind. It’s quite nice. And I can The trouble you get on the coast, it’s going to be right in the wind. Yeah. I’ve only had one day. Well, I say one day yesterday morning where it was blowing. It was going south the wind which was quite nice. So I didn’t have to put too much effort in. But yeah, once I get going and I’ve got momentum, I’m good. Right. And this is heavy. Got a decent bike. Like really light bike. It looks like you want this is starting up with a heavy bike. The bike itself is an old downhill frame from when I was 18. Yeah. Yeah. It has that look to it. That air shock is it is literally hanging in. But I think the seal’s going. It’s leaking oil. That was the mountains. Oh no. And all the oil. No, this the seal’s gone. Oh, you’re on the suspension. I had to put a bit more pressure. Yeah, the air cuz the air shocks they float literally. Look, I just float. Yeah, I got a suspension motor. It’s just got springs on it. Yeah, the air the springs just bounce too much. But the the air ones kind of they float. Yeah. Well, you got some weight on and the front suspension is really, really soft. So, it was perfect for this cuz it just rides. Yeah. Yeah. How many miles you done? It must be a lot. Yeah. A few. It’s going to be well over a thousand by the time I get back. You must be well then. The cash lines path here. Yeah. Oh, you’re going this way. This one? Yeah. This way. Yeah, it’s this way. Where we get our eggs from here? I keep breaking my eggs there right now. Very few. Well, I’m sure you’ll catch me up. I’m going to plow. Oh, no. Yeah, we got to sweetie. I’ll let you catch me up. We got to get on, guys. We got to get to uh we’ve got to get to Liverpool. We got to get a ferry and uh and power on. I think they’ll be hard to keep up with me on this thing. Steam Pass office says, “Are you taking the ferry to Ireland?” No. To uh Head. Apparently, I reckon it’s quite expensive, but I don’t think it can be as expensive as uh everything else on this trip. different places. the time 11 Just heat. Morning. I can’t even see them guys. Heat. Heat. [Music] Suppose a signal out here. thing is they might be locals but if they’re not using satnav I wonder how many paths they don’t know about god Oh yeah. Heat. Heat. Wow, this is slippery. Plasma sponges says you’re out of Lancasher. Thanks for coming. Steam passer says pick over. What? A pair of bangers. [Applause] Why do I feel they’re not coming this way? Can’t see them. This is uh Oh my god. Wee. Asthma says you’ve crossed the laner line. Steam car stopper says you’re now in Lord have mercy sight. That was pretty good. Smelling for the Can I smell it? It’s just says you’re not getting rid of him that easy. Plasma, he’s back. [Music] Plasma sponges says you smell weed. What’s that in my gears? [Music] I need a can of uh I need to go to a shop get a can of uh oh what you call it post office says is it true the L in Lanasher is pronounced as AW You what? Wankers here. Hello bunny. Hello buddy rabbit. What’s up dark? Sorry I was thinking of Daffy at the last minute. Steam passer says yeah. Plasma sponges says lol wanker lol. Someone’s appeared behind me. Steam past offer says, “Nice little rabbit.” You see a rabbit? Pesky wabbit. Oh, my thought. Don’t know. I don’t like listening to people to give me a directions cuz every time I take directions off of someone else, I end up somewhere I don’t want to be or because they know the area, you take a couple of the turns, but you take one of them wrong and then you end up completely lost and then you go to navigate out of it. This is why I don’t do it. And satnav goes, “Don’t know, mate. You lost, didn’t you?” So, even the satnav won’t [ __ ] help you out when you want it. This does look like Shiron territory, doesn’t it? This looks like where, well, back in my day, it would have been. This is where you would have brought your motocross bike down places like this. And then they turn And how how high I’ll cycle past and they go, “Oh god, it stinks here.” I did have a shower this morning. Coke on you says wrong turn. I’m like, is that a dog or is that a rabbit? That’s her sponges says it cook on you. Joan high. Look at this little doggy. Doggy. Look at little doggy. [Music] Hello. But she comes where she just puts her head up and goes wherever way she get. Oh no. Are you scared of bikes? You’re not allowed by bike. Let’s just go to people. Hello. Anything? Stop it. No. I’m friendly. No. No. Sit down. Just sitting there. You can tell how nervous that nervous. Yeah. He’s a rescue from Romania. He’s only got one eye. So, I don’t know what’s happened to him. So, he’s just over fright of everything. She’s just she can’t hear. That’s what I was just saying to us. And she stopped. And I said to her, I’m shouting at her. I said, I don’t know why I bother because she can’t hear me. But then the eyesight must be going. So soon as she comes, puts her head up. If she can’t see me, she just goes off the other way. Whichever way she feels like. And that’s what I was saying. She headed the wrong way. This way. Oh no. Me too. Anyway, have a good day. Thank you. Plasma sponges says back in the war. Oh, don’t you start again. Oh, this this this is the bit I like doing this. Although it does feel like if I swerve like look. Steam caster says plasma has forgotten there are still wars. Yeah, unfortunately so mate. Unfortunately so. Thing is with like the wars where there’s hatred, right? both ways and they they hate each other. Who’s spread that hate? Who’s kept that hate going? The government. If the government stood back and said, “All right, peace treaty.” And [ __ ] meant it, it would stop. The people would follow suit. People do not want to keep dying. They need to stop spreading the hate. But you know, it’s always over who wants what. It’s ours. This is ours. That’s ours. [ __ ] just share it. Stop being [ __ ] [ __ ] Who cares whose it was before? Post office says government and media. Yep. Right. There’s people on both sides and the only way you’re going to prosper in the future is to [ __ ] truce and then meanwhile you got the rest of the [ __ ] world selling them arms and [ __ ] god knows what making millions. So they don’t want to stop the war cuz they’re making [ __ ] money out of it. So yeah, don’t get me started. Having some years out off of work and being made redundant gave me time to read and watch stuff. And what I’ve learned, I don’t I didn’t want to know it. I wish I’d carried on working. Yeah. Cuz soon as you’re not working, you have too much time on your hands and you read too much and you learn about the world and it’s it’s [ __ ] awful. Steam pasta says, “I think we already got you started.” Yeah, pretty much, mate. I didn’t see it. I didn’t see it. So says the government is corrupt. All of them are, mate. All of them are the governments. I’ll probably get that. Yep. They go, “Oh, your radical views.” No, not radical. You’re still liars. None of us believe you. We don’t want a liar to control us. Not radicalized, mate. Just want to be left the [ __ ] alone. And we can’t cuz you keep starting wars. It’s [ __ ] mental. This is so much better than last year. Last year I could not ride across fields like this, could I? Oh, look. We got a dip. Power up. Plasma sponges says you’re coming up to the smelly water plant. I’m going to move over here. I got someone behind me. He’s powering on. Harry pedals like that with his seat that low. I do not know. But I like the way he’s got a bike that’s made out of old bits. It’s got like a headset off of a BMX set of BMX handlebars to bring it higher. It’s all made out of bits and it does the job and that’s all that matters. That’s his machine. No new bike to see there. I am wondering if to get rid of the Stealth, have a few more like plays on it and then change it in for something else cuz I could possibly buy two bikes with it. One for me and one for my boy like motocross style so we can go out and do some mountain biking together at bike parks. I need to get my daughter a bike as well. So I’m wondering if she chop it in and do that. Don’t know yet. We’ll see what happens. Martin 69 says Ola in Vic. Welcome Vic. Oh, we bottomed out again. D it. Steam pasta says Olic. Welcome back. This looks like an old river canal, doesn’t it? So, yeah, we need a toll station or Euro car parts. Oh, there’s some holes there. Let’s go across there. They were a bit deep. They were all right, mate. It seems such a big reflector. Oh, this thing’s proper loaded. It is it? Yeah. You You’re going the full way. Yeah. I started in Wick. Wick to Jonros. Down the North Coast, down the down the West. So, we go down the West, do Liverpool. Uh going to nip into town, do some shopping, and then All right. So, you’re not doing a trans pan. I like your uh solar power. Yeah, it’s not plugged in at the moment. I normally just have it’s just charged my phone batteries and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, no. Camping myself, so I’ve been thinking of getting something similar to that. Uh and that uh bed roll you’ve got on the front looks like you got a row with the sun coming on. It looks like you got a row of lights going across. Oh, I see you. Very visible. Oh, the [ __ ] car drivers still won’t [ __ ] see you, will they? Well, that’s true. I’m I’m both a car driver. Quite I like to drive fast and I like to cycle. I like to do a bit of everything, but yeah, some of them are just absolute [ __ ] idiots. Yeah, some somebody, but there’s a camera on the front and uh I stream on YouTube, so all of the getting tagged. Every one of them, people are tagging them. So, there was a car the other day. I come around the corner like I was coming down from uh down to Blackpool and I come around the corner. As I’m coming, I can see a car coming. He hasn’t seen it cuz I can hear him coming up behind me. So, I moved to the kind of middle of the lane. So, the white light, I’m in the the middle of it. So I’m like, “Okay, he’ll slow down cuz he’s not going to try and pass.” He floors it, goes like that. [ __ ] car comes around. He nearly knocked me off, swerve round, and then just accelerated off. Well, of course, if that gets seen, that’ll get tagged. I don’t get involved. If the police see it, they see it. But it’s just he’s going to kill. Yeah, but people like to kill someone, aren’t they? Oh, yeah. We meet again. I’m holding him up. Hey, a pair of taurus. Hey, we’re everywhere. What’s the point in doing this if you don’t bump into people and have a chat? No, exactly. Yeah, that’s the best part of it. I’m uh I’m off to the beach, you doing a bit of u metal detecting. Oh, good luck. And uh yeah, electric bike. So, not hardcore like yourself. Yeah, they’re older though. They’re older. I like them. Well, hand me that. But they’re not older than me. It’s uh Yeah. Yeah. No, just love it. It’s like brilliant, especially off the road. You know, like you say, it’s not much fun on the road. I don’t find it much fun on the road. Say the only place you’re going to find stuff metal detecting is on the tourist beaches, isn’t it? No. No. I got there’s a there’s a path called Fisherman’s Path at Farm and they can’t get the cars anywhere near. It’s about a mile from the nearest car park. I I’ve been really surprised. I thought it it would have been adding like 1913 spences and 1920s stuff, you know, and loads of uh bullets from the war and stuff like that. Wow. Out there. Yeah, it’s interesting cuz I would have thought if you went up to like the the beaches where like the pier is and stuff, people lose their rings and all the watches and Southport. Southport though, what they’ve done is they’ve stopped stretching the river. So, Southport Beach now, although it looks all right, you dig down half an inch, it’s thick black mud. It’s like it’s like digging in oil. I never go south. Do you do you have the spit? Yeah, cuz the sand the amount of sand. So it’s just sand on top of it. Southport now. Yeah. Used to be a good beach, but uh they stopped judging. So what’s happening is the salt marshes have taken over just under the beach by the pier. Uh last time I went I went digging by the pier and uh yeah half an inch and it’s thick back and it sticks to your shoe but you can’t get rid of it you know it’s like thick stuff awful they ruined it but if you go down to rain it’s fine or far it’s good there as well uh and a stale we used to have spit fires going up and down here I’ll show you on show you what I’m after I looked to that stand, but it didn’t reach the ground properly and the bike fell out. I know. It can be a bit wobbly, but it’s better than what came with it. Yeah, I looked at that. That one, but it was about that far off the floor. It would have been perfect for this. 20 odd quid something. These are what I’m after. Spitfire bullets from uh 19 uh about 1942 43. Oh, wow. Big out. That’s a bicas. I think that’s a Brownie. Both the same color. So were they just practicing then? Yeah. Up and down the beach. What they did was they used to bring the the Spitfires up from the south coast to rest them up here. Yeah. For a few weeks, didn’t they? While they were up here, they were protecting Liverpool, right? Liverpool got hammered, you know, with it being the Atlantic run and all that. Yeah. Uh and uh Yeah. So, but they would practice up and down the beach. That’s I think that’s from the dad’s army. That it’s like a infantry bullet. That’s from uh former. So, anyway, where I’m going, you get here. Can I take a Can I take a photo? Cuz basically on the on the front there’s a camera. What I’ll do, I’ll take a photo of these. If you just hold them out and I’ll take a photo and that’s a little memory of the uh of the trip. I can remind me of uh the adult. Yeah. There we go. You got it. Yeah. Do you mind if we get a picture of you with them? I hate my photo. Don’t stick me on the internet. I was the only at work where you know your photo IDs. I was the only bloke at work that was excused cuz everyone knew me anyway. There was a there was a couple of guys I met in Scotland and they were ex army and uh it was a dad and son. I having a laugh with him that and they went don’t take photos of us. I went really went yeah. He said we don’t want to be on social media and they I think they were a lot against a lot of [ __ ] They probably got some sort of flash_xe says I had an idea that you can use but not get mad at me if I use it too. What’s that then? Let me know. back on YouTube. Uh Oh, yeah. YouTube’s come back again, guys. Slowly. Yeah. Yeah. I have a little camera on the front and it just films, right? So, when things happen. Yeah. But what’s really great is Do you keep it as well? Yeah. So, it it’ll be live. So, a camera on there. Everyone I go past, it’s just it just makes the story, but I can clip bits out of it. Your burps. You could add an animation of David Bowie from the Labyrinth movie. How? I don’t get the joke. How does that work? Did he used to burp then? How does that go? Cuz I’m always burping when you’re riding cuz I eat I eat flapjacks and I don’t know why they give me Well, yeah, cuz I’m cuz I I cycle constantly. Says Bowie as the goblin king says you’re welcome when someone burps. Oh, okay. Uh, can someone put that into Can you do a reminder? Do a reminder and put that onto the the Discord for me cuz I’ll forget. So, I’ve got a whole list of things to go through when I get in at an evening of the reminders that I’ve got to go through and do, but we’ll do that when we get home. Xcore says, “Because the Goblin King is evil, right?” So, instead of being polite, that’s what he says. Okay. Uh, Plasma, can you do a reminder? Or Steen, can you do a reminder for that, please? The David Bowie goblin king bit. Just just copy and paste that and do a reminder and it’ll remind me. I’ve got a little uh uh camera. It’s only about Tik Tok_. So I carry my auto down. Uh it’s like a tic tac box and what what I did was I just uh filmed my roots from around like just so I can watch it during winter when you can’t get out. But this is brilliant. Yeah. If you keep it for your birth. Yeah, cuz on here on the screen you’ve got the we were back in England. So you got this my speed, you have like the location, my heartbeat, how much this like we’re climbing. So yeah, and then you got the little there’s a little map on screen shows on where I am. That’s good. Yeah, that’s excellent. Let’s reset the counter. I haven’t reset the count this day, but uh yeah, it just it just keeps me active cuz I’m I’m I’m enjoying the scenery, but they’re chatting while I’m going along. You’re nicely balanced as well. You see, I don’t have uh much on on I got so I had pa bags on the front. It’s the worst thing you can do. It makes your steering super heavy. Yeah. Well, I just asked somebody that hands off the handlebars. So, I made this a couple of exhaust clamps, all of them, and then I made one of them’s welded into it. Yeah. And then the other one I made some brackets, but yeah. Nice distribution of weight. What’s really good is when I go over a bump, if I hit a bump hard enough, it does it kind of that weight counterbalances the back up in the air. So, you end up with this quite a nice balanced bike. So if I go down a slope and I or if I hit a bump cuz that it kind of throws the rear wall up so you don’t smash into the other side of it. It’s kind of weird. But last year I’d hit the bumps and it would really I broke spokes, rims, everything. Yeah. But yeah, there is a bit of a clump coming from the real worried about pin sponges. Yeah. Nice talking to you anyway, mate. Thank you, mate. Johnny Liverpool. Well, on on YouTube, Clive’s Adventures. Clive’s Adventures. Yeah, Clive’s Adventures. Yeah, just ping it like and then you’ll probably see where I’ve got to mate. Tell yourself make a memo. You might remember. Lovely meeting you, mate. Have a good day. Good luck with your finds. That’s all right. No worries. We’re just talking. He showed me some bullets. I’ve taken a photo. I just need to upload that now and remember. Uh, so he we can do a clip of this and go back and find this bit with the train bridge and do a clip later on. If anyone wants to go through making some really good clips and that, feel free cuz long as they’re good content and then I can them and put them on social media and that’s what I’m looking to do. Oh, this is bumpy. So, all that sand we were watching yesterday, he said that’s just on top of the mud. Melliey’s 91 says, “Hi, Sam. How you doing? Just slow down for this guy. Farting Martin 69 says STO. So yeah, met some cyclists this morning, so I’m kind of following them. Uh just met a guy that does metal detecting and he finds bullets on the marshes and he said it’s where they used to practice apparent apparently with the uh 91 says got 5 minutes for my next meeting came to say hi morning go make yourself a cup of tea then Martin 69 says sir I didn’t ball the kettle. Yeah, I’ve only had flapjack. Oh, [ __ ] The route we was going to take was closed. So, we ended up taking this route. 91 says, “Yeah, read the before the meeting. There’s Melliey’s 91 stairs bush there. Okay. Wait, It’s really weird though. Like all I’m Those kids are at school, aren’t they? All I’m seeing is uh elderly people like 50s and 60s some like this. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. The other day was talking about Lar. I checked it this morning. It takes 3 seconds. You can see. Well, that’s why it’s set to a standard reconnect after 3 seconds and there isn’t a limit. But what seems to happen on the IRL Pro, it reconnects twice or frees up maybe 10 times and goes, “Nope.” and then just gets confused. God, this is a bit overgrown. God, there’s just flies in my crash helmet making me edit. I know I haven’t got dirty air cuz I washed it this morning. I woke up at 4:00 this morning. I just don’t sleep in the beds. They were really hard. Party Martin 69 says, “Better than having an itch ring. I suppose that’s true. The Trans Penine Trail. Nice. Parting Martin 69 says, “When you get big home, you will only want to sleep in your tent.” Nah, the bed’s got boobies in it, mate. [Applause] It’s like a little radiator. She radiates like volcanic volcanic rock. And she’ll go, “I’m so cold.” And there’s me laying next to her going, “Is there a thermostat on there on you somewhere then? Cuz I need to turn it down cuz she’s like absolutely baking.” Right. Don’t need heating. I ain’t trying to do that. 69 says, “You need airbags.” Yeah. Bangers that I got banned for the other day. [Music] So yeah, you can’t pretty much can’t say anything on Tik Tok anymore. I don’t know whether it was because I didn’t have it set in a certain category or what. I don’t know. But farting Martin 69 says you can tune them in as well. Yeah. Yeah. You need to get on the hunt, Martin. You need little bed warmers or knobs. Keep me company on your little uh adventures. Asma sponges says in milk too lol jk8. Yeah. Last milk [ __ ] hell, he’s got a solar panel on the back. Yep, that’s right, mate. We’ve got a lot of [ __ ] How far are we? We got two 2.5 mile away from the shop. So, I’m hoping to go in there and be able to get some shopping. Plasma Sponges says if you run out of milk for cereal, just ask your girlfriend. Lol. Sorry. Yeah, that only works at sometimes though. Has to be has to be a baby in the oven. Asma sponges says, “There was a story I read the other day. I think it was a New York lady officer. She whipped out her booby and she fed a b starving baby. And uh [Applause] says, “I need to get a solar panel going. I didn’t order the volt booster thing you showed me once and can’t find it in my history. I’ve found people with my brand electric bike who have done it.” Barting Martin 69 says you will be milking it then. Uh yeah, I don’t think it’s called a booster. It’s called a step up, I think. [Applause] It does. It steps the voltage up from like 20 volts to 48 volts, 52 volts. Uh, and it is a solar. It is a stepup charger. I put in stepup solar and charger. XV says, I think you’re right. Yeah, stepup solar charger. Look for the blue one. I found a few of them, but I think the blue one, it’s like a blue square thing. Just read the reviews, mate. To be quite honest, that’s what I do. I go around and read all the reviews and uh [Applause] I just found them really cheap from China. Just do pay after delivery to make sure it works before you pay for it. Lash_xc says, “Nice.” I see the one you showed me. Cool. lash_xe says thanks. No worries, mate. Lash_exc says stepper. That was the key word. I forget. Step up. Yeah, it’s cuz you’re making the voltage go from a low voltage uh say 21 volts off a solar panel and you’re boosting it up to 36 48 52. I think they even do 90 something I think. But yeah, I wouldn’t say they’re that efficient, but it’s better than nothing, it all depends how much solar power you’ve got going. If you if you’re sitting So if you set that up outside the house, like done a like a lean to, put solar panels on it, make sure the voltage of the solar panels is not higher than what the step up can manage. Uh, so you have to check all your voltages in and out first and then park your bike underneath it. It’s like the best thing ever. Well, next to it in case it catches fire. Don’t want to damage your solar panels. I always take the uh battery off my bike anyway, apart from the one it’s built in it, which is a bit of an ass. But yeah, my Stealth B-52 second hand is probably worth what? Seven grand. They’re not cheap. [Music] It’s worth more than a bloody car. Like I love riding it. It It’s such an experience, but the problem is the law. Like, it’s either the law trying to take it off me or the [ __ ] says bum. If you’re watching, you want to know what a beef, have a look. Not the Chinese, it’s made in Australia. So, it’s made by Stealth Electric Bikes. Go to Stealth Electric Bikes on Google. It’s an Australian company and have a look at their B-52. Mass. They’ve just made the new B-52, like the the upgraded model. I’ve got MK 2. They’ve got now got a MK 2.5, I think it is. It’s got it’s got more power. I don’t Maybe a different motor. It’s probably over well over 10 grand now. Mine was I think mine was 9,500. Uh when I last checked they were 10,500. They’ve gone up a grand since I bought mine. But yeah, they because they’re such a rare bike, they hold quite good value. It’s a bit like having a bread and butter peanut butter says being Australian made it would be great quality. It is. It It’s The thing is it’s absolutely mental cuz it’s made for the outback and plasma sponges says just a small mortgage. The the only thing they’re not made for is water. Uh I killed it once. Uh I got it wet cuz uh I think they were made for the dry season. So, I contacted the uh people I bought it off of and said, “Look, this has stopped working after it got wet.” Uh, and they sent me a load of new parts, but I think they can afford it at that price. But the thing is, they’re all kind of they’re built to uh to order, so it’s not like they’re making thousands. Well, they’re not making 100,000 of them like some people. They might sell 10,000 of them. So, small numbers is always going to be more expensive. But yeah, they’re handbuilt. Stinging nettles. Oh, where are we? Oh, they put a step there. Steps are not helpful. Plasma sponges, says Miguel. Martin 69 says 14. You ready? Yep. And we got to go over this bridge. Oh, no we haven’t. We’re going to go Hang on. We’re going this way. Oh god. Go this way. It it did tell me to go up the road to start with, then it was like, “No, this way.” So, yeah, we’re uh I don’t know where uh they’ve all gone. The other cyclists, they’ve plowed, powered off. Yeah, we we get to uh we’ll get to Aldi and then from Aldi we can power on to uh Liverpool and then we got the ferry apparently. They’re on the hour or something. So yeah, hopefully we get there at the right time. If not, might have to do some cooking. Is it this turning? Yeah, it’s this one. Parting Martin 69 says, “Bomelet plasma sponges. Plasma sponges says hug at farting Martin 69. Farting Martin 69 says low. Well, scared the crap out of that bird. I don’t think the guy stopped for me. I think he stopped for the other car, but I said thank you. But he just stared at me like I was uh Plasma Sponge says math bomb. Like he hates cyclists. Right. Where we going? top of here. Where are we? No, I think we’re turning. [Music] Party Martin 69 says wipe out. H having a good yawn. This is pretty. I like the fact that we never ever come through here again. The chances of me coming through these back streets up here are very, very slim. Plasma sponges says, “Have some chicken and chips and a can of Coke.” Oh, yeah. I forgot all about that. chicken. I can’t remember how to do it. Cork. Yeah. And that was it. Newcastle’s Oompa Loompa roller coaster and some and something else. I can’t remember exactly what it was. It was something like that. There’s a Costa though. I put I want a break. I want a breakfast though. I need to eat. I’m probably going to do what 4,000 calories again today. Plasma sponges says loompa. Every time it goes off, it reminds me of a lot more than just Phil, though. So when that first got played, it was by our friend Mark and he was part of our Tuesday club. He had myself, no brakes that run it, Brian and Mark and a few others. So whenever it goes off to me, it’s a memory of that time when we all used to get together. And there’s some good memories there. [Music] Some good memories. Steam past says it also reminds you of Phyis. Phyllis. Yeah, it reminds me of Phil, but it’s it was more than just Phil. It was it was everything cuz I think I think Mark found it. I think Mark was the one who introduc I don’t know if he was introduced me to it and then I found it and I was like, “Yeah, I’m having that in the stream.” But yeah, it means more than just his accent. Barting Martin 69 says, “Hug plasma sponges.” All right, go off. You [Music] Right. So, there should be an Audi here. That’s a big Audi. That’ll do me. [Music] [Applause] Right. Wonder if she’s finishing shift. No, mate. Oh, yeah. What’s this? What’s all this about? I’m cycling the whole country. Oh, you really? Yeah. Started in Wick, went up to Jonros, Wick in Scotland. In Scotland, done the whole west uh well, north cut coast, west coast. Uh cut down past all the locks. Uh and then I’m now following it down. So from here, I’m going down to Liverpool and head cut down. I’m going to start heading back. So when I get into North Wales, I’ll start heading back across towards Shrewsbury, Worcers, Oxfordshire, uh probably back to London. I’m trying to work out whether I’m because the thing is when I get back to London, very limited places to camp and it’s stupidly expensive. Yeah, I’ve been doing hotel I was a hotel last night. I stayed in uh Southport. Southport’s always cheap on a Monday. Sunday and Monday Travel Lodge is 35 quid last night. Yeah. So I was like that do shower and bed. So, is this a solar panel, dude? Uh, I live stream. So, there’s a camera on the front. Yeah. And, uh, I just have little USB battery packs, but I’m I was about to try and I normally go in the out. I normally go inside and put because if I can leave this outside, someone [ __ ] nick stuff from it. Well, I I stick it around the back so no one can see it. Yeah, I’ve got too much to lose. Like, what pisses me off, they take the tent, I’m [ __ ] They take the sleeping bed, I’m [ __ ] It’s like they take anything, it just [ __ ] you up. So rather than leave it anywhere for someone to nick stuff, I just get normally speak to the store and just I go in and put it in cuz there’s too much stuff, you know. I mean, you can’t lock it up, can you? Well, as you say, there’s a lot of news. Someone took up that. Oh, very good for you. Anyway, what is it? Is it is it like a charity or something like that? Uh, yeah. I’ll raise money for Great Or Street. Okay. So, that’s But on top of that, it’s just Yeah, it’s a bit of a laugh. It’s a bit of a laugh. It’s better than working it. It’s a Well, it’s a challenge. It’s been It’s hard. Like people say, “Oh, I’d love to do it.” It’s a lot. I’m glad to see that this this seat breaks my ass bad. I need something like that. Yes. Uh this is I’ve got a touring seat. So I go for I’ve got mine off Amazon. I’m trying to think of the make it. I only You normally do like sell I think it’s made by Yeah. Look cell Italia. That’s That’s the make this like a gel. Oh yeah. But yeah, I put this over the top because it just takes the edge off. But little and both doing any distance after a while. Yeah, little and Aldi it does anyway cuz people go, “Oh, I only cycled for a day.” You ask. Well, it’s going to cuz when did you last sit on the seat? Well, I’m on this every single day. Yeah, cuz you got you got bones like that and they sit there like that and I know if this goes to one side I’m in agony. So, yeah, I know if it’s if it’s gone. But uh yeah, the only thing I have to take off is the uh is this Oh god, if I can get to it. Put me want some help. You want me to hold it up? Got to put am I’ll let you. Yeah, if you I’ll put this on first cuz it will move. If I don’t put the handbrake on, it’ll roll away. What? It’s trying to get You’re only going back as far as London, are you? Ah, there we go. You’re not going all the way down to Thank you. Cornwall, is it? No, I did that last year. Come on, you stupid thing. That’s really, really tight today. There we go. It’s getting tighter. I think something’s bending. There we go. So, that just drop that in there like that. And then, uh, yeah, it’s kind of out the way. Otherwise, when you go and chop the kids, it’s a kid height, isn’t it? Oh, yeah. It’s right at the wrong height. So, when I go somewhere, but you have to put handbrake, you have to put the thing on the brake. But yeah, the weight of that, you lean that over and try and lift it back up. I don’t want to mess it. It feels heavy. It does feel heavy. I’m sure it’s not doesn’t feel that heavy when it’s cuz all the weight is at the top. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I’ve just come through all this like a trail, the Penine trail. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve just followed that all the way through. And some of that was off-road. I’m like, we cuz I’m used to riding. That’s why I’ve got off-road tires this year. Last year I had slicks and I had panya bags on the front and it was so hard. Never again. I broke the rear wheel. This has got amazingly I’ve I managed to get this feeling on it. These normally go down to here and I done all this before I come away. So it’s completely independent from the suspension. So but that’s that’s going. It started to leak on the way. Scotland I abused the hell out of it. I come over one of the mountains. I was like doing this all the way down the mountain trail. So, where do you plans to stop in Wales? It’s beautiful. Uh, I don’t think I’m going to get I’m probably going to get to Burken Head today. So, I’ve got to go down, find out when the ferry times are, jump over on the ferry, uh, and then from there somewhere in Burken Head out in the You kind of go into the sticks, there’s a campsite I found. I’ I’ve rung them, but they don’t answer the bloody phone. So, hopefully or I’ll be while camping if I can’t find anything. I’d do that. If you got facilities, I need Yeah, I’ve had a shower this morning, so I’m all right for a day. I’ll look at it. All I need somewhere. I just need to get a top up with water from somewhere and I’m good. That’s it. I’ve got everything I need. I got meat in all pasta in this one. I got meat in that one. Cooking here in there. Just came in to see if you’ve been run over yet. No, I’ve not been run over yet, Nicole. That’s what they keep me They keep me occupied. Oh, that’s funny. Yeah, they they literally are up. Well, cuz this is like where sense of humor starts, I think. Liverpool, is it Liverpool? Everyone’s got a [ __ ] sense of humor. Nicole 1306 says, “I’m lucky.” Nicole, you you have a good ch a good fight trying to have a laugh with someone up here. They rip you to shreds. I worked in Liverpool for what, probably 10 years coming up servicing different equipment and as soon as you turn up, they were taking the piss out of you. As soon as you walk through the door, you were getting ripped the [ __ ] out of. You can’t leave the house when someone’s taking the piss out of you. It’s just cracking up here. It really is. 69 says Clive hasn’t touched the fence yet. Oh, [ __ ] electric fences. Says I’m ginger. I’m made of hard stuff. So am I. When you’re around, girl. Yeah, you got good company anyway. Fair play to you. I respect. I’m not dead yet, Nicole. But I’m already going stiff. Yeah. Well, good luck to you then. I hope it all works out well. Well, I hope they let me go in. Now let they let me go in there. Sometimes the doors open, sometimes they don’t. But uh see where the girl is. I can’t. You can’t go in the in. You have to go in the out. So what I do is I’ll go and lean it in there. Do you want me to go? Martin 69 says that Nicole, you could ask him for me if you would mind and then I’ll try and take it in there cuz I can’t leave it out here. Get someone else to do it for me. [Music] Turn this down as well. Kind of viewing the shot blaring out. got his bike out here. I could have just asked him if he’d look after it for me, but I’m always aware of anyone. Even if like you meet people Oh, there’s a calf. I bet that’s Oh, it’s closed down. [ __ ] typical. Yeah, we just need some pasta shots. Uh some meat, just supplies really. I need a Home Bargains to get some more. Martin 16 says, “Do you remember the advert?” The advert? What advert? Plast dry. You can’t steal Nicole’s lines. She needs to get on that bike and tenderize that uh spot. See if he what they said. Are they all right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He says it’s fine. Oh, brilliant, mate. Thank you. I’ll worry about your bike now. [Music] Here we go. We’ll stick it here out the way. Much safer. Right, we’re going to do shopping now. Thank you, mate. If you want if you want to keep in touch, you can scan the barcode on your phone. Got a website on there. Oh, watch out behind you, mate. We’re in the way of everyone. Martin 69. [Applause] Yeah, it just makes it easier to come in and uh be able to do your shopping without worrying that the bike’s going to disappear. Yeah. Cuz I can’t I can’t do a search for Clive’s Adventures. Clive’s Adventures. Clive’s Adventures. Sometimes it’ll come up. Anyway, mate, lovely meeting you. Thank you. Right, I’ll let you two talk. I’m just going to go. Hang on. Is it turned off? Right. Just going to go and do my shopping. Oh, mate. I feel safe now. [Music] Can’t leave that thing anywhere. Uh, what we going to do food wise? Music bars. I don’t know if you guys are still better with me. I can’t hear chat now cuz I’ve moved too far away. portable speaker. I have to look cuz you never know what they’ve bloody got in here, do you? [Music] [Music] [Music] We got sandwich. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Oh, maybe we’re going to get some more. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Applause] SP [Music] mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Is that all? [Music] What’s that one? Wow. I follow. Oh, thank you for the follow. They got in camping gear. So, yeah. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] What do I need? [Music] [Music] What are you going to say now? [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Oh yeah. [Music] [Applause] Can’t think what else I need from uh what else do I need? That’s the sponges. There’s baby wipes. No, I got them. Got them already. Got them yesterday. So, coffees. I think I got enough coffee. Could do some milk powder. Actually, they do milk powder in here. No, I’ve got [Applause] [Music] Dear customers, we are opening till number free for you. Please begin to unload your shopping. No, I got them already. Got veg. Managed to get them the other day. Uh need a bit for lunch. Oh, nuts. Where’s nuts? Where’s the nuts in here? Right. Gran like sugar eggs. Yeah, good point. Yeah, good point. Yeah, meat sticks. Good call. Assistant required. Three, please. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] Yep. Hey, you got some prickens. I’ll scoff them. I’ve got a few of them in me. That’ll give me some uh service adventures. Uh Oh, it’s your bike. It’s my bike. Oh, how you getting on? Oh, good. Yeah, it’s it’s annoying cuz I can’t leave it anywhere. You lock it up outside, they take one thing and that’s my trip over. Yeah. So thankfully for little and Aldi most of the time you’re okay with me as long as someone comes and asks cuz you can’t get in the out can you? I have to get someone to come and do it for me. But uh when did you start? So day it’s day 30 today. So we’ve 28 days. So I started in Wick in Scotland. Done Jonros all the way across the north. I’ve come all the way down the west. I’ve done all the locks of Scotland. So yeah here for shopping. Uh we do Liverpool. So I’ve done black all the Blackpool. Yeah. Uh, and then we go over to Oh god, I can’t think. We get the ferry over. I can’t remember the other place. Other side of Liverpool. So you go through Liverpool and you get the ferry over to Burken Head. Oh, Bingham. Yeah. Yeah. So, and then I’m going to camp there somewhere. So, I’m just trying to find stuff to keep me going for the next few days. And just only you. Yes. Just me. Well, and everyone everyone here. So, look, there’s the camera that’s on the front of the bike. Uh, and everyone that’s in my chat. So, yeah. But you’re doing all cycling by yourself and I’m going around. And I’m like, “What do I need?” And I asked them and they tell me. So they were like, “Oh yeah, you need tell me all the things cuz I can’t remember. I always go shopping. I always forget.” So how long? I don’t know. I’d love to do some of Europe next year. Do you drink UK just kind of as from one to another kind of So last year I done L’s End and I went up like that to Jon. So, I’ve done the east side. So, this time I’ve gone around the top and I’m coming back across to go to the other side. Thank you. I’m going to need it. [Music] [Applause] game sign. [Applause] Yeah, just in Aldi, guys. The camera is pointing the wrong way, but we got to try and get all this on on the bike. I don’t know where I’m going to put this yet. Right, there we go. 25 quid shot the ideal for says now the bike. Yeah, I’ll keep Can I keep that? I’ll use that to get it over to the bike. Thank you. The bike’s going to be even heavier now. Yeah, that’s what they’re saying. They said the bike’s going to be is going to be extra heavy. [Music] There we go. Has that gone through? Yeah. Yes. And you have all your sleeping stuff there and cooking stuff. Yeah. So tent tent and the cooking stuff is at the top at the back. Then the two bags that are on the front of my clothes and all my mattress, my pillow, sleeping bag. Uh so yeah, just everything. So in Scotland so yeah it’s possible we will [Applause] just ask so little I don’t know it is I’ve got everything so when I’m camped up make sure I’ve not forgot anything when I’m camped up I’ve got the tent I have all my cooking stuff I have a little table which my little table’s here’s a little table there so that has all my cooking stuff on it and then yeah so yeah I’ve already got food I want some food on me, but yeah, most of this is my my food bag and me electronics. So, yeah. Oh, eggs. Cooked eggs. So, yeah. [Applause] This is more people. This is more than what most people would take. Really? That’s 65 kg fully loaded, which is heavy. Mhm. But like if you don’t take the camping gear, you’d have to stay in hotels. Yeah. So it would cost me more. Yeah. Uh so it’s just trying to find out. But yeah, these are good. They just kind of Yeah. But it’s the problem I’m I’m struggling with. Hopefully these bags are good. These are good. Look, these are in Abi at the moment if anyone wants them. A they’re perfect. I’m always trying to find little bags to put my electronics in that don’t get wet. So, there we go. They will be good. [Music] You got like air or something or Yeah. So, m put this down first and then I’ve got like an air bed that blows up about that thick. Mhm. Uh and the secret is Yeah. But the secret with the air beds, don’t pump them up hard. So you when you sit on it, if you can sit through it, when you lay down, you float more comfortable. It’s taken me a little while to get used to it, but I don’t know where all this is going to go. [Applause] Right. God, this is going to be very, very, very overpacked. [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] Yeah, that’s going to go eggs. [Applause] They’re hard boiled. I hard boil them. Okay. Soon. Yeah. As soon as I buy them, I hard boil them cuz they always get broken. Always. Meanwhile, [Music] Yeah. They’re just They’re just easy easy food, right? There’s there’s always room. There’s always room. Looks like you’re very well. Yeah. So, this is this is the snack bag. Lots of nuts and snacks. And so, how many miles approximately do you drink per day? If it’s flat, I can probably do 50 to 60 if I wanted to. But what’s been happening is depending on where I can stay. I know. So, if I’m I want to go from here to here, but that’s 60 mi or it might be 70 mi. So, what I’ll do, I’ll try and stay in the middle. So, I’ll I’ll jump. Yeah. Uh or if I’m doing say if I can only find something 50 mi, I’ll do 50 mi cuz that’s the only place I can get to. Yeah. So, did you find everything before you left or you kind of do I go I do it as I go cuz you never know what’s going to happen on this trip. Like this morning I’ve met people and there was a road closed so I’ve had to go a different way. Uh but I was aiming here cuz I know Aldi’s the only one cuz Tesco’s this they won’t let me in. No, they will not let me in. So I know Tesco’s won’t. But last year I think it was all my shopping was done at Aldi, Little and Halfords. Halford sell the gas. So between all of you. Yeah. Very very helpful. Right. That’s that bag. We’re getting there. We’re getting there. [Applause] Oh yeah. And you. Thank you. Chocolate under that. Dear, energy drink. We’ll get that in somewhere. We’ll put that in there. All right, we’ll leave that in there. We’ll leave that box. Right. These are going to be my food for the day. [Applause] Where’d you go? [Applause] Should we keep the receipt? I will keep the receipt in case that bag breaks. All right, we now need to navigate down to uh the ferry. Well, Liverpool and the ferry. Cool. Dear customers, we are closing till number three. Please proceed to the next terminated ter. See you later, mate. Thank you. It’s all done. Right guys, we are back on the road. She was lovely. And this is why I was saying I like going in Aldi a little, but Come on. Get in there. Cool. Yeah, this was a big store. See the one the other day we I couldn’t have got in. It was too small. But yeah. Oh, I love their accent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think she’ll be the manager. The guy went in. And uh let’s have a let’s have a little little chat, guys, cuz Nicole loves the uh she loves the uh Lyra, don’t she? [Music] Saying that though, right, she says it got me for wearing the Lyra. There are just loads and loads of ladies walking around in this kind of stuff now. Maybe that’s why uh I’m getting quite a lot of the gay scene messaging me and going, “Hi, lads.” I prefer the ladies. [Music] Red thunder. M. Yeah, I like the pani and the boobies too much. That’s not going to change. Audi is the only place bread and milk and come out with a mower and a washing machine. It is. It is very much so. Uh if you uh if you wait to Yatesy to come back when Yatesy pops up in chat, say that if you’re still around then when he comes back. Yates, are you here? Just mention that to Yatesy and that’s normally what he comes up with. I come out with two bags. I’ve got two water little waterproof bags which they were $4.99. But I can put if it starts raining I can throw all my electrics and stuff in it. Hey, [Music] Right. So, we’ve done that one. What the hell? Settings. Settings. Farting Martin 69 says, “Balm bread and butter, peanut butter.” [Music] I can’t see the screen. What’s going on? Must be so light. I can’t. The map’s gone. Settings. Auto play. Always on. Uses more cellular data. Same as device. Save. What? Settings. theme, light theme, save. That’s better. Basically, Google Maps, my phone’s dark mode, but when you go to Google Maps, if it’s in dark mode, you can’t bloody see the map out on a bike. The other good thing is how do you ever been outside which is uh quite nice. Right, let’s have a look for this uh this place we’re staying. There’s where I’m staying. Directions 18 milesi apparently. We got a ferry in the middle of that. So, we’ve got to go out onto the main road and go back the way we came. That was a little over the road. Look. Oh [ __ ] I can’t steer now. The bag’s got so much stuff in it. Let’s go. [Applause] Farting Martin 69 says, “Cafe.” No, I’ve got I bought some meat, mate. I’ll stop and I’ll eat that. I’ve got steak as well. The steak should be all right for tomorrow. Pardon me. So, pardon me. Right. So, we need to go this way. Which way we going? We’re going north. I go back up here and then continue where we left off. They probably take us back through the country again. But the reason I say about ladies wearing the same outfit, there was a girl in there doing her shopping and she kept looking over. Now I don’t know what. Maybe she was kind of like, “Oh my god, that guy’s wearing ladies clothes. So every time she looked over and checked me out, I’d then check her out. I think she probably looked much better than I did. It definitely suited her bum more than mine. After doing this, I haven’t really got one. I think I’ve worn most of it away. Heat [Music] man. But is it this way? No. No. That’s not the way we’re supposed to go. Where am I supposed to go then? I think it’s trying to take me down that path. No, let’s go around the other way. That’s That looks too tight for me to get through there. Or should we just try it? [ __ ] it. Let’s try it. There’s a river next to me. It’s a bit overgrown. It’s a bit narrow. And there’s a drop. Ouch. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Can you see that drop next to me? Oh my [ __ ] hell. The edge drops away. That looks like sewage down there. I don’t want to be going down there. There’s a path this side of the fence and a path that side of the fence. Which one am I meant to be on? [ __ ] Oh god, this is really narrow. Really narrow. I think the footpath’s that side, not this side. Can we get through there? No. Oh well. What’s the sense of adventure? Just be careful. Ouch. flash_xe says this counts as an adventure, I would say. No, I can’t go across there, mate. Look, it just drops away. There’s no way I can get across there. [Music] Right. Sorry, Bush. You’re not You’re about to be pushed over by the Can I get the back with the bike round? Can I turn around here? See if we can turn around. Yeah. Where’s the post? How far can I go back with a rear wheel? Come on. [Applause] Let’s uh I need a place I can get this through. It slopes the wrong way and every time we hit these roots, the bike’s popping. There we go. The solar panel still on the back. Cool. It’s a bit tight though, isn’t it? Much too tight. Needs trimming. Scared the [ __ ] out of them. Nice. It’ll be a mouthy and I’ll scare the [ __ ] out of them. We over the lumps. Nesty again. Wow. Right. Oh my god. The handlebars are wider than this is, but thankfully they’re higher than this is. So yeah, we’ve we’ve done it. Right. We need to go down a gear to get up there. Can we get up there? Down the step. Okay, now up here. Boom, boom, boom. Here we go. We’re free. No more steps. Back in the middle of nowhere. Perfect. It just needs water. I should have got a bottle of water. I’ve got a spare bottle underneath. We’ve got enough. This is what I said about this is a proper adventure cuz nothing’s planned. We don’t know where we’re going. Your guess is as good as mine. [Applause] I’ll tell you something. I haven’t spoke to in ages that I I miss. I used to really enjoy having a chat with it was Zusy. I don’t think she ever tunes into them. You’re right, mate. Zucusy was funny. I just used to annoy her. She never got my the same platform was from. We don’t mention it too much cuz it’s not it’s not really counted as a streaming platform, but it seemed to be really really massive and really busy and popular through lockdown. I’ll just leave my dog [ __ ] on a post. Nice. Oh, it’s a doggy. [Applause] It’s all right. Don’t worry. I’ll be all right. We’re good. We just wait, don’t we? Hello. You’re right. [Applause] We Oh, straight in the water. Splash. Run Forest, run run forest. I can’t wait to get to Liverpool. I’ve never really I’ve never seen the seafront, but Paul Smith’s from Liverpool. Imagine bumping into Paul Smith cycling through Liverpool now. That would be the ultimate ultimate comedy gold. All right. What do you think my first comment would be as soon if I was to see Paul Smith on the seafront? What do you reckon my first comment would be? For anyone who watches him will know. I went to see him live in Wimberdon with Sam. He’s a funny [ __ ] He really is and I don’t think there’s a He just literally goes at people and I think that’s why people go to watch him. They just want to be ripped [ __ ] out. Oh, I got a good clip from Scary Nick. Yeah, we might have to delete that though, mate. Due to uh Oh, it can be one of the mods. We have to delete it, mate. We can’t have clips of stuff like that, I’m afraid. They will be they’re in the live stream as we go past. But one, you need their parents’ permission and all the Yeah. All the paperwork and [ __ ] red tape you’d have to go through these days. [Applause] I probably scarred him for life. He probably want to [ __ ] sue me. Uh, one of the editors will probably have to delete it for me, mate. Sorry. Go straight on. Flash_XV says, “Oh, no. Sorry.” That’s all right. Flash. Yeah. Anything with kids, it’s like you I can’t make like It’s in the live stream. Yeah. Fair des. It’s in there. But if you do clips of it, then it’s, you know what I mean? It’s solely about them. Got to keep the little one safe. Now, I love having the camera on because I feel that it keeps everyone safe because you don’t get any [ __ ] when you got a camera. when you do, but like when I’m DJing, some of the things that happen when I’m DJing, you wouldn’t believe. I’ve had hand hands tried to put down my pants or down my trousers, front of my trousers. I’ve had my ass grabbed, my nuts grabbed. I’ve had women jumping on my back. I had a woman suck my finger. Uh, XC says, “I understand. I made a great video of the 4th of July fireworks with a friend of my dress as George Washington raising a 1976 flag for 15 minutes.” Martin 69 says, “Nice.” Nice. Yeah. Says, “What clubs are these crazy?” I I do Christmas parties, but hen parties. I done a hen party. This is going back quite a while ago now. Probably what 20 years ago. And uh I was on stage and all the women were pissed and there was a few husbands there, right? Which they turned up and [ __ ] when they turned up all [ __ ] went [ __ ] broke loose. So the husbands have turned up. They’re gathered and they’re like, “Oh, you shouldn’t be here. Oh yeah, we thought we’d like come down and see you.” Of course, four of the women got on stage. They’re all drunk. One of them started uh says before the warlord. One started acting up and she was like trying to grope me and then women just kind of stick together. So they all started to do it. So one of them’s grabbed my trousers. One of them shoved her hand down the front kind of thing. Right now at the time my girlfriend was outside in my in my van. She was outside having a drink. So [ __ ] it all kicks off, didn’t it? What the [ __ ] He’s trying on the wives. I’m like, “What the fuck?” I’m like, “No, get the [ __ ] wives off stage.” One of the guys was all right. Or actually, no, three of them were okay, but one of them was like, “Fucking you.” He was kicking off. He wanted a fight. He was drunk. Obviously, his mates were like, “Look, sorry, he’s being a dickhead.” The women were all kicking off with their [ __ ] husbands cuz they were all [ __ ] pissed. So, it was it just turned into a free-for-all. Meanwhile, my girlfriends walked through the door when they’re all up on stage all around me and she’s like, “Why are they saying that you were touching them?” I’m like, “What the fuck?” I’m like, “So, she’s now on their side.” So, we actually broke up over that. So, uh yeah, I wasn’t doing anything. I didn’t [ __ ] like any of them. Stop interest in the world. [Applause] Like, why would I want to touch them when I have my girlfriend outside, which at the time I love very, very much. So, it was a all [ __ ] just [ __ ] show. So, we loaded the gear up. She didn’t talk to me for the whole rest of the night. She got even more pissed on the way home. So, I’ve loaded all the gear back in the van. I got paid for the gig. Um, we’re driving all the way back to London. Oh, actually unload the gear at mom and dad’s. Actually, we had to go all the way to my mom and dad’s house. Unload the gear cuz it was in the same village, funny enough. Unload the gear and then drove back to London. We get back to London. She’s passed out in the back of the motor home right on the on the bed. So, I thought, [ __ ] it. So, I just I laid next to her cuz I couldn’t find the key to get. So I just went anyway. No, we’ve gone the wrong way. Where have we gone? We was meant to go down. We was meant to turn back there. There’s a path here somewhere I missed. Where we got we got to turn left. I think it means here. So, uh, yeah, we get back to London, she gets the middle of the night and literally spends the whole night. I wake up in the morning, knock, go knock on the door, and my stuff is piled from the door. Well, in the porch, the whole porch is full up with everything I own. And I was just like doing it anymore. I just pack the van and never [Music] is. Oh, please be a mass. Yeah. There we go. So, yeah, that was the uh that was the end of that. But yeah, it was it was like a bloody yo-yo. Sam has been the only woman so far I was going to say has put up with me really. But yeah, we’ve been we’ve been kind of due to my fault anyway. But yeah, there we go. It’s dead, isn’t it? Look, it’s like a dead zone. Zombie apocalypse. [Music] [ __ ] hell. It felt felt like I was going to go down it. Pardon me. Did you have a DJ nickname? Not really. For a little while, everyone started calling me DJ Time. Uh cuz basically I kind of took over time Machine Disco. I used to work for someone called Don and he was called Time Machine Disco. He he stopped DJing like in his 60s. I was working for him in his 60s and uh yeah he kind of taught me everything I know really. He was a character. He was a little guy. Little guy. feisty little ginger guy I think he was. But when I met him, he had white hair. He was getting on a bit. Bless him. Right now, where are we going? I think it’s telling me I need to go. I don’t know if it’s telling me going on the river or to get or keep going along here. Can we get through this one? We should be able to. Yep. There we go. No. So, this goes that way. We need to be along the river. Hang on. It’s saying I need to go all the way along that river. So, I think we got to go back through here. But yeah, everyone used to take the piss and they’d all be going, “All right, DJ time.” [Applause] It was funny, but these days I’ve got a I’ve got a I don’t use it, but I’ve got a DJ thing. It says DJ Evil C. So if you put evil C backwards, you got Clive. So I always thought that was quite funny. Right, the bed roll will fit. Caught. Turn the handlebars. [Applause] Come on, you that’s it, you [ __ ] Cool. Nearly went in the river. Right, that looks a little bit better, doesn’t it? That’s quite an enjoyable ride. We uh we’ll move over for this gentleman. Oo. Let’s find a post to hold. There we go. An excuse to stop. It’s just safer because if I don’t knock you in the in there, I’m going to go in there. It’s This thing’s quite heavy. It’s I can’t swim. Can you not? No. Never. I When I went to school, it’s not It’s miles away from here. We went to barial bats and the head teacher pushed everybody in. That’s how I used to teach people, isn’t it? The old days. And I got to the other side and went home and I’ve never gotten a bath since. See, that that’s put a fear into you then, hasn’t it? Yeah. But now, now we’ve got older, right? There’s this thing called floating. It’s quite Yeah. Literally just lay back and float. You might end up So they’ll find you in a couple of days floating. Yeah. So I just think you know that’s is it all I can Oh yeah I can I’ve got everything I need to survive in the middle of nowhere. I started in Wicking Scotland. Have you? Yeah. Wicking Scotland. Done all the North. I’m doing the West now. And I’m looking forward to Liverpool cuz we’re coming to Liverpool’s comed comedy central is it? Oh yeah. Well it is. Everyone’s a [ __ ] comedian. Everyone’s a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. You get it all. Yeah. It’s a massive bike is it? So, is it is this uh the through the sun? Oh, yes. Yeah, that So, I’m live I’ve got a camera on the front. So, I live stream. I’m live on YouTube. So, uh my friends, family, and people keep me company while I’m cycling. But yeah, that’s to charge the little you know the little USB battery packs. I’ll throw one of them in the bag when they go flat and just plug it into that. Unfortunately, in Britain or England, we don’t get much sun, do we? No. No. So, I might be able to charge a battery maybe once a week if I’m lucky. Yeah. So, what what are you what are you on Facebook? Uh, Clive’s Adventures. Clive’s Adventures. I’ll I’ll look it up because I’ve spoken to you now. Yeah. Yeah. So, but yeah, we’re live on YouTube. I don’t I don’t get a lot of people on YouTube. Mainly I’m mainly on Twitch cuz you got the Twitch logo there. But no, I am live on YouTube as well. But yeah, people along the way, they kind of either scan the barcode or they they come and find me and say hello and say, “Oh yeah, I met you on the river.” I’m like, “Oh, hello again.” Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, there’s been a few people checking in. Where you’re up to now. Uh, so heading to Liverpool. going to do the I’ve never I’ve been to Liverpool loads doing work but you know when you’re working you’re always like you’ve got to shoot off again you so I’ve I’ve done Southport Blackport all these places but I’ve never got to actually stand do the coast and have a look around the front so I’m going to take some photos of the front do the ferry over to Burken Head I see and then we’ll probably stay over there somewhere and that that’s a bit of a crack Burken Head that can be well depending where you are. Yeah it totally depends where you are. Yeah. Yeah. As long as long as you I think it’s more of a if you go on the ferry you you go more into Burken Head. Yeah. But you know like if you went through the the tunnel you’ve got to go you miles away and and what I meant was there’s certain places in Burken Head this would disappear within two seconds. I used to work there. Did you Yeah. They’d be uh I know they push you off and then run away. Good. Well, good luck. I’ll be like yeah good. I’d be able to run after them cuz if anyone tries to This is so heavy. Yeah. It’s not electric. So they I’d be like they’d fall off it off the road. I’d be to go and get them. Yeah. I just push them to be honest. They probably fall off. You see this on Facebook, don’t you? And Twitter, people pinching people’s bikes. Yeah. Why? Because they’re worth money. Well, yeah. Yeah. They’re going to nick it. They’re either going to So in London, they’ve got the the little electric bikes, the Chirons, the motorbike ones. All the criminals are using them because they can nick some it and be gone. The police can’t catch him and the police are, “Oh, we’ve confiscated.” Fine. He’s now just going to nick someone else’s. Yeah. Yeah. You haven’t solved the problem. I don’t think they’ve quite got the gist of this yet. No. No. No. You need to push him in the canal with some lead bricks on their feet. Problem solved. Problem solved. Well, that’s my that’s that’s my uh how do you put it thing to say? Yes, that’s what we should be doing. But we’re not. We’re just, you know, letting more people in. I mean, I I don’t understand all that. Well, they reckon we’re going to war. They reckon we’re going to train for war. Who’s going to sign up? Well, that’s cuz I’d be like, “There you go.” Well, I said to me, I’ve got two sons and a daughter. And I said to me, uh, youngest son, he’s 48. I said, do you know what, Lee? He went, well, he went, they’re looking for the to reserveist. And he went, well, you know what you can go and do, don’t you? I wouldn’t fight for this country. No, everyone in my stream will agree with this. We turn around the other day said, “If you got Putin, right, you got Putin, Trump, and our piece of long streak of piss or whatever his name is, right? Put him in a ring. Putin would kick both their asses.” Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I quite like Putin. Well, he’s more of a man than any of them. Yeah. Yeah. And you you you don’t argue with them. Trump is just All Trump wants is money. That’s Yeah. Trump Trump’s not interested in you and I. He’s not interested in all the thousands of people that are dying. He’s not interested cuz he said, you know, that they had all that water. Oh, the flood. The flood. Yeah, I’m going to take some time. Okay. He said uh it was not real. It’s all It’s all uh bad news. It’s not real news. So, whatever happened in Texas didn’t happen. And he was playing golf nice green playing golf when the the whole of Texas was getting flooded out. Well, he’s been shot at once. Next time hopefully they don’t miss. Well, yeah. I keep I keep saying I keep saying that, but someone’s got to rest him soon. I think the problem is it’s difficult to kill stupid, isn’t it? It’s Well, you get what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I better let you go. I Yeah. Yeah. I said Clive’s adventures and I’m sure you’ll find me. I will find you and you take care. And you, mate. Lovely meeting you. God. Uh, whoever she is, Captain Dark Season, can you send her to me, please? Oh, hello. You know when you uh you done the right cheat code? It was like you found a woman and done the cheat code and just hit like plasma level says low. I’m like yes I did it. Up down up down left right left right left right. A B CDE E F Gale [Music] says such a nice person. Finding the G is always a difficult one. Peanut butter. Peanut butter says he I miss them days. I do miss them days. Make the most of it. Yeah. Yeah. Up here. Up here is absolutely [ __ ] wonderful, guys. Seriously. Like my mom and dad had an arrow boat right on the canal. And the people you talk to up here are just a they’re blooming amazing. They’re just lovely people. But what you find is some of the areas are quite run down. So you’ve got two sides of it. 69 says BB going to cut the grass. Okay, mate. No, don’t cut it, mate. Smoke it. You’ve been doing it wrong. Yeah. So you’ve got the people like that you’ll meet, but then you’ve got the other side of it, whereas you’ll find that the rundown areas you get little tow rags. So, it’s just run-of-the-mill which ones you’re going to bump into. Uh, the ones on the Chirons, well, the Chirons don’t float, do they? My biggest fear of doing this is you get someone on a ebike absolutely flying and we have a head on. This is pretty total new says scumbags and mask with saffron ebikes. Yeah, there’s one round our way. He wasn’t too bad. I normally have a laugh with them to be quite honest, but last year I bumped into some guys on a motocross and Chirons in the woods. There was no signal, so I’ve got none of it on camera. Uh I think I’ve still got the video of the uh I’m going to call it the damn I think I think one of them had a had a big old bifa hanging out of his mouth. And as they come past me, they were like, I can’t remember what one of them said. I went, “You’re not going to share that.” And his mate laughed. He found it funny. I don’t know why, cuz they thought maybe some middle-aged cyclist in Lyra wasn’t going to do [ __ ] like that. So, he handed it to me and I took just one massive on long drag off of it, held it down, passed it back, and then obviously try and look cool. And they just all started laughing at me and they were like, “No way, man.” like as if uh they’d never seen an old dude. So I sat with him in the woods and got absolutely smashed. Thank you. No worries, dude. That was quite funny. So yeah, he was like, “Do you want to have a go on the Shiron?” I was like, “Go on then.” So I had a little blast round on his Shiron and uh few more toes and then we both went on it. He was like, “Oh, where you going now?” I went, “Ah, so I’ve got to make it down to so and so today.” But I was staying at the campsite the other side of the woods. I didn’t want to tell them where I was just in case they come back. And uh but they were wearing balaclavas and [ __ ] I think they took them off cuz they didn’t even realize I had a cat I had the camera on my chest at the time in my jacket and they didn’t even see it cuz the woods were quite dark. But I think it’s how you interact with people. You link says donate 150. Don’t think that how it works, but yeah. How you doing, Link? If you would like to donate towards me to help me on my travels, you can feel free. It would definitely help as I’m running out of cash cuz it’s so bloody expensive doing this. But hey, how you doing anyway [ __ ] Can we get under that? Ouch. In the face. So, we went into leads along the canal, didn’t we? If you remember. So, this is probably the other end of that canal. No, it’s mint. It’s mint, not weed. I don’t know, actually. Someone’s got one on somewhere. Normally find it’s people behind bridges having a smoke. Ublink says donate 160 Yeah, if you click the link, you can feel free then. Is this like an auction? I didn’t know it was going up. How you doing, newblink? Come say hello. So, I’m cycling the whole length of the UK raising money for Great Orman Street Hospital, which is a children’s hospital in London. So, feel free to donate to the charity. Bailey Dale says, “I don’t smoke weed, but for some reason like the smell.” Oh, see, I love I don’t I prefer not to smoke it. I don’t mind a choke every now and again. I prefer to eat it. Eating it works wonders with my body. Cheers. Scotland. Hey, where have you pled from? Uh Wick in Scotland. Scotland. Yes. I’ve done the whole uh started in Wick, went up to the north, done the whole north of Scotland, and I’m working my way all the way down the west of England. How long that take you? Today’s day 30, so probably another couple of weeks, I suppose. Going back to the southeast. Day 30 today. Day 30 today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of mileage you do a day? It depends. I’m doing about 35, I suppose, roughly a day. This is 60 kg. I could do more, but it depends on where the sites are. So, I’m just h and this way I can kind of poodle along. I get to talk to people. I’m going to go down into Liverpool going have a look along the co front. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve never done it over the country. I was a service engineer doing all the cities. So, I’ve seen all the cities. I’ve met all the locals and I know it’s a crack up here. It really is. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I’m I’m uh I’m into just going up to leads and coming back to see it just on a le I’ve done the leads. Yeah. So this is is this leads and Liverpool canal? Yeah. Yeah. So last year I done I went up into lead. Yeah. That’s to charge my battery packs. So yeah, last year I done some of this canal. Has that got a bud lucky bike or No, just normal. Oh wow. That’s why I’m waiting. Someone tries to nick it. I’m like good luck. 60 kg and it’s not electric. They ain’t going to get very far, are they? So, when you ride it, like it’s taken me a few weeks to build up the strength in my legs to ride this thing now. Yeah. Do do you find I do a lot of running and people say, “Oh, you know, you do you can do too much running, but I think the more you do it, the stronger you get and the more, you know, the more consistent you become at it.” Yeah. You know, people say to me, “Oh, how far can you run?” I say, “How far can you walk?” You know, if you pace yourself right, you can, you know, you can run as far as you can walk. You can walk forever, really, can’t you? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. As long as you’re fueling and getting you recovered. Yeah. I eat quite a lot of food. That’s the one thing. Anyway, I need to get going. Lovely meeting you. Nice seeing you, mate. Hopefully, you catch it. What are you on on now? What is it? Clive’s Adventures. Clive’s Adventures. So, yeah, just Clive’s Adventures. Just go on if you Yeah. on YouTube, Facebook, uh Instagram, any of them. Yeah, Clive’s Adventures. And you’ll see like a a C and a It looks like a number four and it just says adventures. You can’t really miss it. Nice and simple. All right, mate. Take it easy. Thank you. Going to need it. You enjoying the accents up here? Yeah. Does Sarah stop and talk to everyone? See, I’m a chatter box. I’m a chatter box. So Oh, this is not very flat, is it? Cheers, mate. Ed stream lemons says, “Thank you for following on kick ACP.” Oh, welcome on kick. I should be in school of little [ __ ] bags. Oh, it’s a bit narrow, isn’t it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. hopefully giving out the YouTube channel. A few more people will follow me on YouTube and then uh we can get the monetization on there as well. I think I just need to do some other things on the back end of it just to kind of get get things out there. Like I haven’t made any content for a couple of days. That’s why I’m trying to get you guys to do the clips. Thing is, I haven’t got the camera on my chest like last year. Last year, because it was on my chest, you get to see everything I see. Having it on the bike makes it a lot easier and stable and probably better to watch. If it’s on my chest, it’s like going up and down with my pedaling. On your tone says you had any negative encounters during your trips? Not really. on. I’ve been pretty good. I think the only negativity we’ve ever had was when I was local near London, but you get mauy kids every now and again, but that’s normal. I said, most people up here are pretty bloody nice. God, this footpath is pretty [ __ ] What’s this bit like says Kuma Monster had the worst in leads kids growing eggs and smashing his jimble up during his tour. Really? See, I want a bike. I’m on a bike. So, uh, if they done that, the the biggest one of the bunch would have probably got a fist as I was going past, uh, in the neck. He ain’t getting straight back up. No, I’m not taking [ __ ] from [ __ ] little teenagers. You got to [ __ ] teach him a lesson. I’m sorry, but if you’ve got a bunch of [ __ ] teenagers going for you, arrest me, cuz I ain’t [ __ ] sitting there and taking it from a bunch of little [ __ ] As I was going to say, all the interactions been pretty good. Yeah, I’m sorry guys, but I don’t know if you’re with me, but the police are doing [ __ ] all in in the [ __ ] guardian. We got [ __ ] flip around back just by the ear. SL around the [ __ ] back. Koko Chong says kids these days a lack of respect. Yeah, but I’ve taken a few kickings in my time. So I think once you’ve had a few kickings after you and we’re a bit wobbly on this. It’s quite big. Thank you. Okay, it’s good. the accident uh lived in the village didn’t know where 2:00 in the morning we used to drive around till 3:00 4 in the morning right we were like young and uh what I was like 18, 19, 20 and Vic, she’ just gone indoors to get some, get changed or go to the L, I think it was. So Dave was in his metro. I was in the passenger seat and uh out of nowhere, group of lads jump in the car, held a knife to uh my mate’s throat and a screwdriver to mine. And he said, “Uh, take us to Graves End.” And we were like, like, “Lads, if you want to live a Graves End, all you have to do is [ __ ] ask. Put the [ __ ] knife away.” And he’s going, “I’m [ __ ] telling you.” I’m like, “Well, I’m telling you, put the [ __ ] knife away.” And my mate Dave was uh [ __ ] himself cuz I was like, he just I was just talking to him. You all right, mate? Thank you. Cheers. So, yeah. Uh lot cash and I’ve been out all evening I paid it in I lived in who the [ __ ] going to live my whole life right went look I’ve got to drop him home first I went look lads I don’t want to get him [ __ ] I don’t want my mom parenting kicking off I went I don’t need this [ __ ] right I went out made up this bullshing was going all over the place. I went, “You’re buzzing.” I went, “You got any more?” And on the level them, “No, no, no, no, no, no. You can’t have none.” Or something like this. Right. So, I was trying to be on the level with them cuz I’d done [ __ ] And basically Dave knew I had the money and Dave was like, “I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine.” I’m like, “You sure?” He’s like, “Yeah.” He’s like, “I’ll drop you off as soon as he dropped me off. I’m around my mate’s house in his Sierra Cossworth or Sierra Sappa, whatever it was at the time.” And uh yeah, [ __ ] we were out. [ __ ] we were going sideways around every corner trying to catch them [ __ ] But uh they were going up to I think it was Hello. There you go, mate. There it is. [Applause] So yeah, they were uh we were going everywhere. We knew roughly where they were going. It was the hive in North Fleet, which is quite a rough estate. It’s where you go to get your stuff. Anyway, we’ve rushed up. We found Dave. His rear window smashed. Was like, “Fucking hell, you all right, Dave?” He went, “Yeah.” He said, “I dropped him off.” And as he drove away, they [ __ ] threw a house brick through his back window. I was like, “What the fuck?” like he drops him off like anyway we went to the police next morning police come out and take statements and she said we describe what they look like and everything else and she went okay we try and find them of course we got no cameras no footage or anything like that of these lads and then what happened was two days or was it two days maybe a day later we look in the paper there’s this guy has been attacked on the platform cheers And uh there’s the picture like that [ __ ] bright as day of this lad that had just held us up and there’d been an axe attack at a train platform in Graves End or Northley or somewhere like that and this [ __ ] lad’s picture. They’re like can anyone identify him? So, we’ve rung the police and said, “That guy that [ __ ] mugged us, he’s in the paper.” And she was like, “Look, I don’t think we’re going to get him for uh for what he did to you and your mate’s car, but he’ll be going down for cuz he put someone in hospital and nearly killed him.” Yes. For this axe attack. I don’t know if the guy died. Office says, “Haha.” So, they got him for that. Office says that’s messed up. Oh, it was really messed up. So, you know, I mean, you’ve got that uh knife point on a train. The guy went to me, give me all your money. And what was good is I had my I used to put my notes in my sock wrapping around me ankle and all my loose change in my pocket. And uh they’re all [ __ ] pushing me about on the train or whatever. And he went, “Give us all your money.” So, I put me hand into my pocket and it was just twos, fives, and all that. Just [ __ ] threw them down the [ __ ] train. I went, “You want it? [ __ ] go get it.” So they’re like [ __ ] trying to skimp and scrape on the floor, aren’t they? One of them pushed me. Uh I [ __ ] pushed him back and uh the train come into the station and they [ __ ] scarpered. But yeah, most of the money was left on the [ __ ] floor of the train. Everyone on the train got up and [ __ ] picked it up and gave it back to me and they jumped off the train. So yeah, there’s been a few few cases over the years. [Music] Steam office says nice. Oh no, someone’s feeding the pigeons. [Music] Uh whack. Come on. End. Don’t take all day. She get a picture. Right. Here we go. Coming through. Says haha. coming through. Come on, [ __ ] not in a hurry. You Oh, yeah. Come on. Steam past offer says, “Lib, come on. I don’t want to scare you in the water. Can I come past? I’ll give you hissy hissy hissy.” That’s obviously mom. Looking that that rail is hanging on by a thread, ain’t it? Steam pasta says horn. Steam pasta says honk. Don’t clip that. Honk. Yeah. All right, mate. [Music] Someone’s got their boat engine running. They ain’t got their prop going. That it’s not good to run an engine without load on the engine. Come on. [Music] Doing the canal system would be quite nice to be quite honest if we had places to stay. If mom and dad had still been alive with their boat, I would have probably done some live streaming on the narrow boat, set the camera up on the front and just left it live streaming throughout the day, which would have been quite nice. Yeah, this is what a way to come into Liverpool. Thanks, Google. And she got her headphones on. Everyone’s got headphones on these days. They can’t hear you. Thank you. Cheers. Oh, hello. Peeping your little face peeping round. Spitting image of her mom, aren’t you? Old blondie. My boy, he come out with the fairest blondest hair. It was almost see-through, transparent hair. [Music] Cheers, mate. to leads. There we go. Look, Kokon Chong says, “Glad you’re enjoying the weather soon. We be in hibernation mode for the winter.” Oh, hang on. Try and get a picture of that. Here we go. Hopefully they got a picture of it. Red and butter peanut butter says, “I’m going to bed. Good night. Have a great stream ride. Say see you next time.” I will do peanut butter jelly time. Good night. Sleep well. Sweet dreams and all that good stuff. Is this Daily Dale says, “I have got a cousin and his wife that own property in Liverpool, but they live in Inveness.” Well, that’s a bit of a different place to live. Well, I can see the uh I can see the docks. We’re working our way over slowly. Bread and butter. Peanut butter says thanks. No worries. You all right, mate? All right. Yeah. A full load on there, haven’t you? Yeah, just a bit. I’m just enjoying the locals. It’s everyone’s quite friendly up here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we all are. So, yeah. How far you going? The whole country. So, I started in started in Wick, done the north, down past Loch Ness, all the locks. Right. And where are you from? Southeast. Southeast. Southeast. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah. They’re losing their sense of humor down there. City center. Yeah. I’ve I’ve never done the city. I’ve been around the city center working, but I’ve never gone down to the seafront and that and seen something. Lovely now, mate. Cool. Cheers. But yeah, the best part of this is literally just stopping, chatting to the locals. Mom and dad used to have a narrow boat. Oh, right. And when you got a narrow boat, you stop, you make new friend. They had so many friends around the country. Most of them are dead now. Well, my mom and dad are both dead now anyway. Lost them a few year ago, but yeah, they done this. So, I was always up here meeting the locals and I learned very quickly that it’s it’s a friendly place to be. It’s not bad. Oh, you get the few. You get You still get the few, you know. You always had them though, didn’t you? Yeah, cuz they they were just asking cuz I’m live streaming and people said, “Do you get any do you get any aggro?” And there was another live streamer from uh he’s from New York and he was walking through England and he got through leads and he got like a load of Yeah. Well, half wits. Yeah. [ __ ] kick in half and whatever else you get anyway. Well, I went Did you Did he not punch one of them? Normally, if you punch the biggest one, they normally flee. Hit the big one. Yeah. Don’t turn it in. He’s quite a big lad as well, this American. He’s [ __ ] six foot. Oh, big yanks. Yeah, mate. Yeah, mate. Amazed at the bike. Yes, am I? It hasn’t fallen apart yet. And it’s not an ebike either. It’s Yeah, I have to pedal it. Proper pedal, eh? Yeah, the 60 just over 60 kg with a shopping, I reckon. Now, solar panel, you’re all organized, aren’t you? Yeah. Well, in the sun that charges the little battery packs, but it So, yeah, I’m pretty much in Scotland. I was just camping in the middle of nowhere. It’s brilliant. Oh, brilliant. Uh if you ever get chance to go to Scotland, go and have a look like the Gleno Valley, Glenn Nevice and around that area. It’s mental. I’ve been up there. I’ve done Ben Nevice. Oh, cool. I’ve done all the peaks. That was my thing years ago. Oh, okay. There was a guy cycling now like there was a guy cycling and he was doing the free peak challenge. And I said, “What’s that?” And he said, “Well, you cycle from here to here, climb it, next one there.” I went, we done the the three peak challenge. You got to under 24 hours over charity from here. Obviously you stay overnight in Scotland do Ben Neas drive put your foot down get to Scarfell you do that night and it’s super all the torches but get in get in the car no sleep you sleep in the mini books obviously if you can and then straight up to Scotland and do the other one [ __ ] hell Snowden brilliant but we failed cuz we’ve done it about six years ago and it was when we had that massive heat wave wiped us out. Just under 27 hours. Well, from Glenn Nevice to Glen Co ski resort. Yeah. Up the following that road. It’s just a constant climb. I got there. It was a hot day. I was [ __ ] my legs have gone to jelly. I could I got to the restaurant and they like people on the stream went you all right? And I just I can’t explain it. It’s a weird feeling. You just feel like your body’s about to shut down on you. Yeah. Yeah. And I put food in front of me. I went I don’t want it. Don’t want it. Yeah. It’s the weirdest feeling. And but you know your body needs it and I forced it down and I didn’t enjoy it. But uh but yeah, I had a few I’ve had a few of them mates. Yeah. Who’s your dad? Well, me dad usually walks him. But it’s always the same. Me dad wants a dog, but I’m the walker. Yeah, same here. Well, it seems all this is dog and I get the job of walking them. But I’m always the the dog sitter. That’s why I’m sticking with cats. Yeah. All right, mate. Take care. I’ve got [ __ ] three cats. Yeah. Never been mine. Been being his. Yeah. Sibical, isn’t it? Yeah. See you, mate. Cousin. One of me cousins. Yeah. We used to have dogs, but no, now it’s cats. They take theirel out. I can go on holiday. Yeah. Yeah. That was the other thing. Can’t go. You got a dog. Can’t go. They have put you have to put them. What have you been doing on this then? Uh, today’s day 30. Is it? So, yeah. just tooling along meeting people and look looking at this like it’s just constant scenery. It’s going to be a scorcher this week you know all I’ve had. So between Penri and Kendall. How long you how how many months you going to do two? Probably a couple more weeks. I’ll be home. Couple more weeks at home. But yeah, that storm was between Penri and Kendall. I was cycling in that. [ __ ] me. That was terrible. It must have be under my I was trying I had the wind coming towards me one of the peaks and I was I [ __ ] got off and pushed. I was on it trying to push through it. I couldn’t pedal. Just blew me off. But I was getting panicky. I’m thinking [ __ ] I’ve got 16 miles to go and I’m [ __ ] empty. Yeah. And I pushed through it, stopped and had a few snacks. Every I was soaked through. I had all the wet gear on. I was soaked. Got to hotel. I thought campsite I’m going to miss it cuz they they close. So I booked a travel lodge. I got to the travel lodge probably about half 10 at night. But I was [ __ ] So had some food and uh yeah, back out again. But no, this is this is good. So I didn’t know where it’s going to bring me in. I’ve not planned it. Yeah, we just got up this morning. Everyone, where are we going? I went I don’t know. We’ll see where the route takes us. Yeah. And coming along the canal was perfect. You got to get off your bike a few times to walk over the the bridge on the other side. Okay. You know what I mean? But it will take you straight to the city center. Cool. You know what I mean? Missing most of it. Fair enough. Did you go Did you go to Armarina in Crosby? No. You’re about 3 miles from here. Gorgeous place. Right on the beach. It’s lovely. Oh, I miss that. It’s lovely. I think it’s cuz I just put in Burken Head where I’m staying. It takes over there. Are you? Yeah, man. Who you calling the other side? Plastic scousers. Well, the thing is I say it’s rougher over there than it is over here. Oh, it is right. 100% rougher. I would say so. You can tell cuz when I’ve worked over there, you can just tell because there’s no money in the area. And you know, if there’s no money, it it kind of turns society a little bit on themselves and they’re a little [ __ ] terrors. So yeah, when I get over there, I’ll go through most of it and I’ll go to the middle of nowhere cuz it’s weird cuz no one goes outside now. So the robbers are in town. They’re not out in the middle of nowhere anymore. You can sleep in a field and be left alone. It’s crazy. So yeah, I feel safe once blank says he hi Banbo. Welcome in. He’s from Scotland. So yeah, we got people from all over. So uh yeah, enjoy the rest of this trip. Lovely meeting you, mate. You mate. Take care. Take care. See you later. See you later. We will get we will get to Burken Head plastic scousers. I’ve not heard that yet. So yeah, they’re like fake scerses. That’s perfect. But yeah, the area is a bit run down over there and it’s a little bit few tear away, should we say. But Bailey Dale says, “I have been to Crosby. That’s where my cousin’s property.” Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. Thank you, Cream. I was so shattered, lol. I’m not long awake. No worries, mate. No worries. Well, I’ll be alive most of the day. Yesterday was a short one cuz we got to the hotel and I was just uh just daydreaming really. I wasn’t doing much really, just daydreaming. I got I got hooked on that tunnel of looking at social media. You know when you go on to Tik Tok, I was checking to see whether I could go live yet and uh next minute I’m scrolling through videos for 4 hours or whatever it was. My phone was like on 40% by the time I finished. Yeah. I just went into that that warp hole of uh distraction. It’s terrible, isn’t it? See, look. All these things here across the river. Can you see? They’ve got all the things on the windows. It’s cuz the little shits throw [ __ ] bricks. Coming through Birmingham and Liverpool, parts of it when my mom and dad had a narrow boat, there was always terrorists. 91 says, “Man, thought you was very busy doing stuff.” I was, but I got caught looking at stuff. You know what it’s like. I was doing editing videos. I went through and there was not much from the day to be quite honest. It was a bit blank. But mom and dad have done this canal, I think. I don’t know how far they come down, though. Blank says, “Hey, Sam, I got five alcohol the other night.” He was getting me pissed. There’s going to be strict rules on this cuz I don’t want to mix drinks, guys. Says, “Sometimes getting a rest is good.” So, this is kind of Yeah, my sister would have liked this. 91 says, “I saw the story just a bit owes me.” Danny lang says 91ies 91 says he don’t normally drink. No. Well, I’ve got I’ve got I’ve got another big bottle of beer in me uh in my bag. There is a bottle of beer in there. I’ve been quite enjoying cuz the warm weather. I don’t drink loads, but I’m one of these people, right? So, if we was a group of us out, I would have a drink with you and I don’t end up getting pissed because it’s fun and everything else, but when you’re just kind of on your own and it’s not like with the lads, when you’re out with the lads, you know what I mean? I like to have a drink then, but that hasn’t happened in ages. Last time when me and I think Cliff did say about going for a drink, I’d love to stream that. Just me and Cliff just being absolute [ __ ] bell ends. That’d be hilarious. Cheers, mate. Nelly’s 91 says he did get wobbly in Zanti last year on something nasty. Oh god. Yeah, that was funny. pulled out a ring and said, Why does that look like someone’s got a caravan? 91 says hell have his sister this year to get wobbly with. Is that a caravan on a floating platform or is it Am I seeing things? No, it is a caravan. That’s pretty cool. There’s a caravan. Dark season says Wobbly Pl. Yeah. So, Zanti, we turned up there. I got a stomach bug on the way to Zanti. Right. So, that was pretty [ __ ] to start with. Is that platform that season says does it have wheels? Uh I think it did have wheels. It was on the bank. It just looked like it was in the water. So yeah. Uh got there with a stomach bug. Took a few days to get over it. Got drunk on the Thursday cuz I felt better. Got quite wobbly. Managed to lean on a sunbed, right? And it [ __ ] released and smacked me in the head. You know, like when you lean on the wrong part, they fly up really fast. smacked my head uh in the eyebrow and blood everywhere clar but I was pissed so I didn’t care. So yeah got absolutely wasted. I was just giggling. Sam was laughing. She was actually Sam was pissing herself laughing cuz I got hurt. If I hurt myself she finds that funny. That’s the best way of cheering Sam up is I get hurt. And then we flew back 91 says, “I forgot about that.” Yeah. Then we flew back to England, right? Sam, Melissa, and Hayden all were like, “Oh my god, I don’t feel well. Oh my god.” And I went, “Now you know how how I felt on holiday taking the piss out of them, right? cuz that now they’re all got sickness and diarrhea. I went see n you know what it feels like. An hour later I’m [ __ ] on the [ __ ] and I [ __ ] through the eye of a needle. So I got it as well. So I got it twice. So yeah, it was like that was going to zanti and we went out of season as well. So there was no one there. I was expecting it to be like when all the party season. Cheers, mate. Yeah, and it wasn’t. Far from it. Desellies 91 says first moo was rushed to E for a bite. Oh yeah, that’s why we got back. Yeah, that was it when we got back, didn’t we? She’d been bitten andale says, “Well, that’s crappy. We got to go up here. [ __ ] That’s going to be fun. 91 says Ben H got allergic to his tattoo and now guard zanti is bad. Where does it go down that side now? Does it? Oh, this is going to be fun. Cheers, mate. Oh god. Oh. Oh. Can we get the corner? Yep. We’ve done it. Does he have me? He’s doing things like um the canal banks. Can you see they lean like they’re all leaning in? Still a good holiday though. We don’t push that. Nearly went in the canal. Uh Bailey Dale says, “Nice. Good job. That was steep. Did it come up and show you how steep it was on the screen? Sometimes it comes up, right? I was hoping to get the site not too late and cook them sausages. I’ve got sausages to cook and some uh carrots. Got carrots. I wanted mixed vegetables. I can’t find mixed vegetables anywhere. You get frozen. Oh god. All right. Anthony. Oh, these are fun. There’s a push bike in the canal there if anyone wants it. Where is it? Is it a mountain bike? Yeah, it’s a mountain bike. It’s got the crank. Yeah, 26-in mountain bike. Someone’s throwing it in the car. Yeah. So, we got another bike coming. Is there a rail in there? There is. Is he the only one? Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to jump off in the bridges. I used to jump off, run through, and then jump back on the other side. Dad was always telling me off for doing it, but for me, it was a bit of a challenge. Uh, yeah, mate. He didn’t talk to me. All right. Sound with the accent. Just nod. Don’t talk. Feel like a local then. Heat. Heat. Noisy little BL, isn’t it? More hens. We found a mountain bike floating. So, uh, I had this mountain bike for years when I got home. Middle of nowhere. This was And we we can see the tires. The bike was upside down, floating on the canal. Someone had put massive tires, like 2.5s or whatever they were, these massive knobbybly tires on this mountain bike. Um, I don’t think it was an aluminium frame either, but it was floating. It was floating. Tires up, frame down. [Music] God, we still got signal. This is like this is unheard of. How many miles we done today? 22. Not bad. Bailey Dale says yes live. Thank you, mate. Oh god. Must be all the rain we’ve had. But I I don’t remember seeing in the canals back in the day. I don’t remember ever seeing the bottom. And I can now see the bottom of the canal. Must show you how much the waterways have cleaned up since the old days. So if you went back what 15 years ago, we’ll say 14 years ago. Harold Hayden. So 13 years. Yeah, about 13 years ago. Hey mate. Mom, dad had their narrow boat and my little boy was uh coming on a narrow boat. Bailey says, “Back in the day, they never used to clean them from what I remember.” Well, they don’t do much now to be quite honest cuz you got all the beer. I can see beer bottles, plastic, god knows what else is in the canals. But what I meant was the sewage and it all the the factory muck. [Music] But the problem is like some of these industrial buildings that they’re using, they’re rebuilt. Like they’re they’re putting things in them, but they’re not building like the like the underpinnings are slowly falling away. They’re not working any of the brick work. So where the water line is, they need to go down and scrape it and reach says you can always try fishing in the canals. I don’t think you’re allowed to take the fish away, though. My problem is I want to if I fish, I want to eat it. I don’t see the point. Why would you go fishing if you can’t eat it? Of [Music] course, someone set fire to the bushes in the corner. Great start. Farting Martin 69 says, “Oi in big big big.” Welcome back, mate. Welcome back. We are heading into uh Liverpool. Vanibo blank says Clyde, why did you say you’re so strict on your alcohol? Steam cast office says, “Welcome back, big big boy.” Partying Martin 69 says, “I wasn’t hot till I done the mowing.” God says, “When I was in town this morning, there was a couple of people fishing opposite the range.” Nice. The reason I’m strict on is because I’ve been out. I’ve been your age, Banivo. I’ve gone clubbing. I’ve gone to the pub. I’ve drunk more than my fair share of alcohol. 69 says, “I have a snap friend that lives there.” You’re still baking. You’re still kind of making your story and knowing where you’re going. I’ve already been there, done it, got the t-shirt. That’s mate. You’re still a young spring chicken. Like, I’ve pretty much done everything there is to do. So once you’ve done it, Martin 69 says, “What is alcohol?” Yeah. Like if me and Martin meet up, Martin, you get drunk. That like we get Martin a few others. We all get a little bit have a few drinks. It’ be quite funny. All taking the piss out of each other. Steam past says he’s a noob drinker. Ex. Yeah. Yeah. There’s a mop. Anyone need a mop? It’s all the [ __ ] that people burn under the bridges that [ __ ] me off. This is the downside of walking the canal. All the [ __ ] Look, the KFC rappers. And parting Martin 69 says it will only take a couple long. Cook says, “Bikes, cars, mops. What next law?” Hopefully not Clive’s adventures. I don’t think it’ll float. You can’t hear me. He’s deaf. You all right, mate? Thank you. But yeah, it’s uh farting Martin 69 says splash. Yeah. Yeah, during uh during the dark time it’s like zombie land down here. I have had people tell me they said be careful, won’t you? I was like really? Yeah. So that’s the only downside of coming down the canal, but we’re coming off the canal in a minute anyway. So, right, if you have a look here, can you see them? Can you see the worn? Look, see the rock? Can you see it’s worn? See all the wear on the rock there? That’s where the boats would have come down. And that’s the wear and tear in the uh where the the ropes and the cables from the barges where the horses. Oh, I’m going to have to walk through here. This is too low. [ __ ] that’s really, really tight. Parting Martin 69 says, “I love camping by the canal.” Oh, there we go. At least it’s cleaner than it used to be. Right. Maybe it’s the uh all I can see on the bottom of the canal is uh oh, what do you want to call it? Like the the weeds, the water weeds are growing under the water. Oh, it’s getting a bit orange now. So, the water back there was was clear and now it’s got really orange. Is that cuz the sun? It’s got like a yellow tinge to it. That’s just missing my head. Farting Martin 69 says, “Think the canal trust look after it.” Yeah, that’s that’s the problem. Uh, hang on. It says we need to be on the other side. I think we’ve gone wrong. Let’s have a look. Where are we going? Yeah, especially on the other side. [Applause] Was there a way up? Was there a way up without steps? I think it I think it wants us to go up here. That’s not fun. And then go down that side. Uh I don’t know if there’s a way out without steps. Let’s ask this lady. We can’t get through there. Is there a way around for me to get out there rather? Is there a way to get round? Bailey Dale says I didn’t see a ramp. You can go on to the other can cuz I need to go down that side, but this steps right down there. So, so go down there and round. Can I? Yeah, you can go around and you can go right down to um Jock Road. Okie dokie. I’ll do that then cuz it’s I’m a bit big. It’s a bit big. Bit long. Thank you. Okay. It goes down as steep. I mean you you go if you carry on you go down or two. Oh, I might All right, I’ll try the steps. I’ll see if I can get up the steps. I’ll try. Hang on. Do you want to get up there? I’ll try. I might be able to do it. I’ll be all right. This is heavy. If you go through the gates, if you can get it through your gates. Oh, I’ll have a look. Is there one here? Who’s that? [Applause] Ah, is there one up here? Let’s have a look. It’ll be easier to go around than it will to uh we got Oh god. Ah, there’s one here as well. Uh okay. So, whatever one I go through. Martin 69 says that what she sold last night. Yeah. Whichever. If I go through here, will it go through? Let’s find out. [Music] I think we’re going to be stuck. I don’t think we’re going to get around the corner. Yeah, I have to take it out. There we go. We’ll take that out and then I should be able to. We did it. Just follow it around. Yeah, it comes out the road. Brilliant. Thank you. There we go, guys. Man, right. Here we go. It’s not as tight as it was before, but it’s in there. That will do. Oh, I think we hit the tinfall wrap. There we go. Is the camera okay? Does it look all right? I felt like I whacked it when I was coming through there. Yeah, the uh I can see the city. We’re coming up on the city now in the distance. Is it up through here? Yeah. Here we go. Bailey Dale says, “Looks good for me.” Good. Yeah, the steps would could have come up the steps. Well, this is an old bridge. Look. [Music] Thing is, this would have been a really, really busy area. Really busy industrial area, Liverpool. And now, oh, it’s probably [ __ ] all left now. Have I got to come out of here? Where are we going out? It says we’re coming down here and going out up here. There’s way I can’t get out there either. They must have gates everywhere along here to stop the Chirons. I bet. Yeah, there’s another gate. Wish I’ve gone the car way. Right. We ain’t getting through there, are we? With a panel on. Panel out. Panel on the bike. Come on. Get in there. There we go. Get that in like that. Then hopefully you can just lift it like that. [Music] Cool. We’re out. Get the solar panel back in. Oh god. Hang on. There we go. The wires are a bit caught and stuff, but hey. Right, I think we’re going down the road now. So, let’s just get on the road. I suppose any cars coming there will be, but we’ll be out by then. Let’s get up here. The person coming in earlier and going or is it something donation? I’m thinking, well, you’re obviously not going to make a donation, are you? Just think about these poor children and me. Both of us. All right. Right. All right. So, we just need one of those elastic bands. Put the wheel on my wheel and we got some power. Right, love. I’ll go around you. Says, “Haha, just a troll.” Yep. There’s plenty of them. Bailey says you’re a troll. I hate them. Oh, there’s [ __ ] always trolls. always. Thought that guy was doubling back then cuz he kind of looked at me and then took a bit of a turn. The solar panel needs to go tighter. I can hear it moving. Let’s find a wall. That’s what I can lean against. [Music] as I said earlier, bumping into Paul Smith would be the ultimate the ultimate funny thing in Liverpool that would make my day just so I can go [ __ ] cuz that’s what he [ __ ] says to everyone. Martin 69 says that Yeah. It’s It’s like it’s all over the [ __ ] BL zigzags. Zigzag, zigzag. Right, it’s a lovely sunny day. Got your hood up. Heat up here. Heat. [Music] Heat. Welcome to Liverpool. [ __ ] it. No way. I’m coming around as you’re in my bit. Oh god. Bailey Dale says we will live in a yellow submarine. Yellow submarine. Oh, is that what we did? Yellow submarine. Is that what it is? See, look. You see the thing in front of you? Should we take a picture? Premier in stayed there many times. D Street. Yeah. Stayed there a few times. Bailey Dale says, “Welcome to Liverpool. I’d love to go to a drink for a drink up here cuz that would just be funny. Yeah, that’ just be amusing. But uh we’ll see how it goes. [Music] I don’t miss them days. The little ones having a proper proper meltdown. Go on, electric car. Go past. You’re not going to go past me. I’ll take the road. [Music] All right. So, they’ve got a bike highway here. So, we’ll go here. They got a bike highway. Let’s go around here. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat up here. probably would have been quicker going on the uh the roads to be quite honest. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] them. [Music] Where are we going to go? Are we going to go over there or we’re going to go back on the road? I think we need to go down a bit more. Where are we going to go? This next turn. Let’s go back on the Let’s go back over here. Buildings are massive, aren’t they? Anyone know if you can get done in Liverpool for cycling anywhere apart from uh on the cycle lanes? So yeah, I’ll spin around. Have a look at this guys. Hang on. So you got you got that place there. [Music] Farting Martin69 says, “When you get caught in, we’ll let you know.” I’m always getting caught recycling where I shouldn’t. Always. That’s the problem. A little palm. [Music] So, here apparently is where I need to get the ferry down here. So, we’ll come and have a look. What’s the time now? 37. Bailey Dale says there is a lot of new buildings there. There is. We’re going have a look on the uh We’re going to have a look around. [Music] Oh, everyone’s taking photos. I’ll give you a pan around, guys. So, here we go. We’re going to go I’m going to do a complete pan and then you can clip it. You’re not going to get the big building there cuz that’s uh So yeah, a there you go. [Music] So yeah, apparently got to get a ferry somewhere here to go across. Steam pasta says click. There you go, mate. Yeah, cuz our food smells good. So the coming from a I think we’re coming from I think it’s a street food thing over there. What’s this? It’s not from here. [Music] It’s not from there. [Music] Let’s go and find out where that’s coming from. It smells too good. Blank says Clyde. Can we get to ice cream? No, I want food, dude. [Music] What’s over here? What’s this place? [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] It’s not them. Banivo blank says, “I ordered ramen noodles there on their way long.” Ramen noodle. That would be nice. Well, they just come and find me and deliver to the guy on the bike. [Music] Yeah. Stop the music on stream, guys. So, we got music here. Just don’t tell the other one the language. Similar [Music] [Music] Murzy Fairies. [Music] I bet we got to go indoors though to to speak to Dannybo blank says I got another crate from my work last night. Nice. Martin 69 says ice cream in. No, maybe let’s sort let’s find out about fairies first. There was some people around here that look like they work here. So, I’m just going to ask them. Or they were. Not anymore. They’re not. You got the store here. Says river cruises. I don’t want to river cruise. Can’t leave the bike outside. So, I’m a bit like, do they have an office somewhere? Um, how can the signal load? Live stream active. You all right, mate? You all right, mate? Where do I go to get the uh So, I want to get the ferry over to Burken Head. Well, unfortunately, we’ve got no fairies running today. Oh, so yeah, I’m going to have to get a train across. A train? Okay. Where would I go to get that? If you go to the right hand side of these three buildings and cross over the lights, that takes you to James Street and James Street stations in there. Okie dokie. Oh, does it try and go underneath? Does it? Yeah. And there’s one one stop over to Hamilton Square, which partying Martin 69 says hopefully there’s no We was looking forward to the ferry. Yeah, everyone is. I’ve had that all the way down. Funny enough, there was a ferry from Oh god, I want to go over to Fleet. I was coming down towards Blackpool. I was going to go towards Fleetwood and they went, “No, don’t run on Sunday.” It left this morning. That was it. I was like, “Oh, okay.” How long has that been this out of service for a while? No, I went off yesterday afternoon. Engineers looking at it. Oh, there we go. Pretty much the same. All of our trips been a bit like that so far. Oh, well, we’re getting used to this. All right. No rush now. Then I can get the train running all day. Yeah. and be 5 minutes over there. You’ll be all right. Cool. All right. Thank you, mate. Much appreciated. There we go, guys. No ferry today. We have to get a train over. [Laughter] [Music] [Music] I don’t want one. I tell you what, let’s have a need some water. That’s what we need. Is there a water fountain? [Music] No, you don’t want that. You don’t want that. Live stream active. What the hell was going on? [Music] That looks old, doesn’t it? Well, the wind’s picked up. [Music] Oh, he’s out. Good day. This looks good, doesn’t it? Should [Music] we go have a look around? Are we back again? Plasma signals being a little bit Harry, there you [Laughter] 16. Yeah, little boy. Long before uh I think long before. [Music] There’s one of them. Loaded fries, loaded hot dogs. I’ve got so much food on me. I can’t really I’ve got steak, I got sausage, I’ve got everything on me. Where should we take the photo from? Look like a good photo, guys. Wait for it to uh load and then uh bear with me. When that looks like a good photo, click click. I think I got it [Music] straight and then uh [Music] God. Yeah, that’s it. Walk straight towards me. [Music] So we need to take off here. [Music] Daily Dale says back in the day they used to film the breakfast show this morning here at Albert Do. Oh, really? [Music] Good. It’s [Music] [Laughter] Are you shaking about as much as I am? I’m getting shaken the pieces and the cobblestones. John, Paul, George, and Ringo. The pump house. [Music] [Music] Where should we go? Should we go all the way around? [Music] We can cycle around the whole of this. I’ve never been along the front, so it’s kind of nice to come down and have a little look around. [Music] Daily Dale says, “I’m loving the vibe. Thank you for sharing.” Yeah. Well, they’re the weed smokers. The little [ __ ] bags. If I didn’t have this on, I’d just p I would have powered past and doing a [ __ ] wheelie. I’d be like, “Yeah, I’ll give it some beer.” It’ be power wheelie time. [Music] I think they forget that I was one of them before. You get old and you calm down. You get too [ __ ] old and chilled out to do [ __ ] [Music] Old school bus. Look everything down here. Ah, we got a coffee though. Should we go and get a coffee? [Music] Oh, yeah. I’ll see if I can put this here so I don’t This thing’s too heavy. Sorry. It’s all sorted. Oh god. I’m not exactly going on the Beetle score, but I am seeing the system. Yes. Bailey Dale says one coffee, please. No. Oh, I want to make sure she was right if she’d stopped. No. Was she looking at her phone? I normally find people looking at their phone. They walk into it. rush. They go like this and they walk into me and they walk into it all the time. I’ll be back. But it’s very very heavy. Bit of a mission there by the looks of it. Cycling from Scotland all the way across the north all the way down the west. Uh we’re going to go through Liverpool down to Rexom and then from Rexom down to I think maybe Oh god, is it Stalbridge or Shrewsbury? No, Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury, Worcester, Oxfordshire back to Lond through London and then I live in the southeast. Last year I done the other way. I went from uh L’s End all the way across up the east side to Scotland. Where abouts in the southeast? You live Jillingham. Oh, we’re in M we’re just outside of Mstone. S Valance. Oh, just around the corner then. Literally. So you get the rain and I I go to my mates in Maidstone. He lives It’s Oh, Sutton Valance. That is up the other side of M. It’s past the police station. Yeah. M. So I go to his house throwing down my rain. Bring the message. He goes, “No, sun’s out here.” We get to see the same sort of thing because we’re at the bottom of the downs. So rainy m we too far south rain and like when it snows we don’t get into do we in South Valenc. Oh nice. Let’s move this in a bit more. Might be a good thing to do. It just takes people out otherwise. But it is really really really heavy. It’s probably the weight of a motorcycle. Yeah. He’s got one of those batteries. No, no. This is completely This is This is what makes me laugh because people are saying someone’s going to try and nick it. I went, “Well, as soon as they try and nick it, I’ll just walk after them cuz they will get there and they’ll be knackered cuz it’s that it is if you ride a motorbike, it is as heavy as a motor bike.” Yeah. Yeah. If it turns If it goes over getting it up, you have to do this. You go like that. That’s one of the Yeah. I’ve got a full license. That’s one of the reasons I don’t ride bik so I’ve got very short legs so I need a very short bike since well I’ve lost loads of weight literally doing this burn I can eat what I want. This is the best bit. So in there I’ve got a big daddy steak. I’ve got sausages in there and at some point I’m having a big fryer. So yeah I’ve got everything I need. I’m just looking going where can I stop and do some cooking? Cuz I’ll go down the front and do some cooking. All right. All right. As I say, if you if you’re after toilets, apparently it’s about a mile away. Oh, I’ve got a disabled key. Yeah, I’m I’m working on it. My disabled mates were like and my other half, she went to me, just get a key. I went, what? Cuz the problem is you go into cities, I can’t leave this. So, normally what I do is I find nice people and I go, can you do us a favor? Can you watch this for me? And I’ll nip over and I’ll get food or whatever. Most of the time, most people are lovely. Uh shopping this morning was difficult. the gentleman come along and he actually went in and spoke to the manager at Al cuz Aldi I’ll take this in I go and put it at the front and go and do my shopping or little but yeah any of the normal supermarkets won’t let me go in the super security guards like nope [ __ ] jobs yeah yeah we’ve met a few of them and it’s funny cuz there’s a camera on the front and I’ve got a little microphone here so I’m live streaming and it’s all on YouTube so when they’re absolute [ __ ] my lot clip it and make clips out of them so they didn’t you you lot right let’s Get a coffee. It’s the one thing I need to keep you going. Yeah, we’re not going far. Well, the ferry’s not running. I come to get the ferry. We were looking at getting the ferry. They went, “Oh, it’s not running. It’s maintenance.” Hello, Martin. Welcome back, mate. [Music] We’ve only injured one person today, Martin. this. We’re doing quite well and she didn’t stop and I couldn’t say sorry. So that bugged me now. Hello fellow mates and people. There you go. Everyone’s saying hello to you. Hang on guys. I’ll move the camera so you can see me in case you want to make any clips. [Music] It’s not exactly more expensive the same as everyone else. It just seems like it. You okay? Yeah. Can I have a large hazelnut latte, please? Anything else? Just that. Cheers. No worries. That is 510 on that one. Is it [Music] Did that work? Cuz it didn’t bleed. There we go. It’s cuz it’s got quite a big case. Yeah, they’re just about to get on the bus. [Music] I was going to say if you’re have a look on the internet for Clive’s Adventures. I’ve just taken a picture. Oh, okay. Yeah, come up. It takes the website Clive’s Adventures. [Music] I’m waiting for someone to walk into it again. Everyone’s nearly walking into it. There you go. Thank you. Cheers. [Music] Oh, that’s better. Heat. Heat. [Music] Right. Let’s uh let’s get some food. Make more. Oh, heat Heat. Heat. Where’s the train station? He said James Street, didn’t he? There we go. [Music] Not far away. [Music] Oh, [Music] no way. Right. Should we get back on the road? [Music] Let’s go. [Music] I was trying to take a fix for this arch. I’m not sure what it is. I want to get a photo of it. Let’s get a photo of it. 18 something. Let’s get a photo. Ready? Go. Then take a photo when it when it lines up. Take a photo for me. [Music] Thank you guys. [Music] I was trying to get a kick with my bum in it cuz you want and not her cheeks. But every time I move forward, she moved forward. [Music] Just missing the tip. Just missing the tip. Is that better? You got old pink pink bag in the way. I said she stuck her ass right in the way as we come past. I should have said to her, I said, “Excuse me, if you don’t move back, they’re going to take a picture with your bum. And uh I look at it if you hadn’t put your bum there in the first place, I wouldn’t have to say it, would I? Yep. Not my fault. [Music] Now I can be in the way. See how you [ __ ] like it. Your your turn. Check my ass out, girl. With a prickly backpack. [Music] Is there anywhere else that you guys want to have a look at in uh in Liverpool before I get the train? Cuz I get the train site and we got to go a few mile I think get there. I didn’t think about getting I think it was just so stupidly expensive. So yeah, we need to make a move. [Music] Steam post office says let’s go. It’s quite nice. busy. He’s really [Music] taking over. It was always fun. I said the banter was always amazing. [Music] Did that work? I didn’t hear it. Yes. What? Get the lift. The train station there somewhere about half hour I don’t Oh, I live stream. Sorry, they’re getting me pissed. They’re bastards. just don’t but we all are anyway. Well, I think I’ve had a I’ve had enough of the city now. I think it’s time to get back in the country again. I like it in the country. It’s quieter. [Music] Right. So, it’s up here somewhere. Bailey Dale says, “Yes, it’s definitely noisy here.” It is very much so. [Music] Uh, I think it’s in here. Let’s go and ask. Hang on. Let’s get the solar panel off. Oh, yeah. [Music] That’s all right. I’m always in the way. [Music] Oh yeah, mate. [Music] Right, let’s go and find out. Right. Right. Who do I talk to? Let’s put this over here. [Applause] There we go. [Applause] I need to get to Burken Head. The ferry is not running. They said we have to come and get a train. Yeah. Have you got a ferry ticket? No, not yet. So, is it a Hamilton Square going to? Don’t know. I just want to get the other side. One’s on the other side of the water. I don’t care where it is. As long as I can get that side, it’s good. Square’s your first stop. Oh, okay. That’s nearest to the Yeah, that’ll be good. Then then I haven’t cheated. See, cuz I can’t cycle on water, but I can. If only. Yeah. So, I just need to get a ticket to Hamilton Square. Yeah. [Applause] There it is. I was really hoping to get a bloody ferry as well. Yeah, yesterday. Well, it’s always Yeah, but all the way down it’s been the same. Every time I go to get a ferry, they go, “Yeah, it’s not running. I have to cycle around.” The ferry never really the one I was coming down to Fleetwood. So, you got Fleetwood here. I want to go to Blackpool. And I come down the coast and the satnav didn’t tell me there was a ferry. I just got there and went, “Oh.” And they went and the ferry is out the water. They went, “Well, good luck cuz it’s low tide.” So, so I waited around for a few hours. None of the locals knew. There’s no signpost. And then one of my mates contacted me and said, “I’ve just looked it He went. It’s not running today, mate. So, yeah. Can I have a ticket from here to uh Hamilton? Square. The first one. Just the one way. Yeah. Not going back. No. No. I’m going from Scotland all the way down. Oh, man. [ __ ] hell. Really? Yeah. Down. Is that a cheap one? Really? Or expensive? Really? If you live in Kent, that would have been 50 quid. It’s [ __ ] stupid. Like whether you’re going all the way or just halfway. Stupid prices. So from I’m trying to think from Arn going down to the coast. So just going down the coast for me is like £2950. [Music] Nice. Right, we’ve got our ticket, guys. Should we go and get lost? [Applause] Are we going that way? Let’s find out where we’re going first, I suppose. Yeah, it’ be easy that one. I’m not going to fit through them. Yeah, I’ll wait till everyone’s gone. I’m always in the London. It’s a nightmare. I’m just constantly in the way and no one no one watches where they’re going. This solar panel sits out the back by about a meter out the back and I was in just down the docks going round and this girl just walked into it and had a go at me and I’m like, “You’re the one playing on your [ __ ] phone.” [Applause] [Music] I didn’t know we needed a police escort. [Music] Oh, did I miss the shenanigans? What’ I miss? That’s all right. I’ll help him the whole lot. Night. Problem solved. Where am I going? Yep. Oh, it it go it rolls downstairs. It’s fine. Platform three. Platform three. Thank you, mate. You got a tough job, ain’t you? [Music] One of these. Oh, wow. Finally, we found a lift that we fit in. Look at that. Are you sold? There is one in the My cat’s been mine. Yeah, the van took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the edges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole Thank you though, mate. Whoa. Come on. [Music] [Applause] going to be in the way wherever I go. [Applause] What’s going on? Oh god. Stay here. Yeah, [Applause] Are we live, guys? These all go to the same place. These all go the same place. So, I’m just trying to get across the water to the first station. Uh, New Blank. No. Is it Hamilton? I’m going to the first one. Hamilton? I think it’s on the other side, isn’t it? West Cra, is it? They said platform three to me. This is platform three, is it? Yeah. One on the other side, is there? Oh, is it? I’ve gone to West C. So, which way’s Hamilton? That way then. Is it the other way? Oh, so have I come down the wrong stairs? I think I have as well. I think it’s new. Well, the I wanted to get the ferry, but the ferry weren’t running. So, they said, “Get a train.” I don’t know what trains I need. Get to New Brighton then. That’s the one you want. New Brighton. That’s where the ferry goes over. When you go over on the ferry, Yeah. it stops at New Bright. Well, they said Hamilton. They said Hamilton. As long as I get the other side, it don’t matter cuz I’m just going to just side. I’m just going to bike with the rest. Open since you’re going to make all the way back. Yeah. Yeah, getting up the stairs on this is going to be fun. Oh, we are live, are we? Yeah, we need to uh Where’s the ticket? What’s the ticket? I can’t even see it. Does it tell me? Yeah, cuz on here, look, just says Birkenhead Hamilton is the one that I got. Yeah, I’m sure that’s the uh that’s West C. That’s the West C that will go that goes through um that’s the one I’m cur. Oh, okay. That goes through B. Yeah. As long as it long as you get off the park as well. That’s the one I used to get down. So, this just goes straight under the water, does it? Literally. Feels like cheating. I thought I had enough electronics on mine. What? That’s me sat on this. That’s That’s the chat phone. There’s a phone on the front that films. Got a camera on at all times. They said to me it was the first station. They said soon as you get the other side. First station. Left. Have I got to climb upstairs the other end? What upstairs the other end? Left on this one. Okay. This new next one car. Oh, this is cool at Hamilton as well. I can just get this. I’ll get this one then. Oh, mate. Have a good day. Oh, brilliant. Thank you. [Music] service. [Music] Please change here for services to It’s a lot of stuff. I started in Scotland. Completely electric. Is it too? No, no, no electric. No electric. This is just to charge my phones and all my gadgets. So, yeah. This is fully manual and it weighs as much as a motor bike charges up there. Yeah. Well, yeah, cuz we we have sat nav and all these. So, yeah, but I’m going all the way all the way across the north of Scotland. All the way down the west of Scotland on all the locks. Now we’re doing the west of England. Oh, that’s where Brave Oh, it’s brilliant. It’s not a rush. Yes. Yes. Camping say camping camping and hotels. So, I’ve had some luxury hotels lately, but camping’s good, especially in Scotland if it wasn’t raining. The cafe is open here. Yay! He’s open. He’s open. H. Yeah. I didn’t think you’d be open. cuz there’s nowhere I can go with a bike to get a coffee cuz I can’t leave it anywhere because it’ll just disappear. So here is great card. Can I have a large latte? Two, please. What the hell? I sneezed and got struck by lightning at the same time. There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh their farm. Loic lock lmen apart from the midgetes. Yeah, if you’ve never experienced midgetes, they are like I’m not really a big C fan, but I’d love to go to Scotland or like hire a camper van and like go around Scotland. I would love to do that. I’ve got a baby now as well, so she’d love it as well. She just loves to run away. Is this Hamilton? Is this Hamilton? Yeah, Hamilton Square. Cool. Live stream active. Oh no. Come on. I’ve broke the broke my light. Are you now? Uh all the way down through Burken Head down to well Burken Head today. Yeah. And then tomorrow down to Rexom and all the way down. If you have a look for Clive’s Adventures. Okay. It’ll pop up. I’m on YouTube when I’ve got signal and everything else and all this stuff. You can see where I’ve got to then. Okay. All right. I’ll do a way if you want to go live up the stair. You got to carry your car like the stairs. Thank you. I’ll try and fix this first. Have a good day. [Music] Heat up here. Hang on, guys. I’ve somehow managed to break. I’ve broke my light getting off the train and I’m trying to fix it. I don’t know how I broke it. I might have broke a bit out of it. I think that just goes in there. [Music] Oh, there we go. Like that. And that was on my solar panel and I managed to break it. Let’s see if we can lay on top of the bike and fix it. Right. It comes in handy with some of the uh the [ __ ] drivers, should we say. There’s been a couple of close calls on this this uh ride so far. So, it’s just people are impatient now. I don’t think one which is after service if you require assistance. Right. Apparently there’s a lift somewhere. So should we go find that? Come here. Right. We got to drag that. Oh god. Let’s go. lift. Oh, hang on. Is the lift that way? [Music] Yeah. Where’s the is that way? Let’s go. I’ve gone the wrong way. I’ve gone the wrong way. You’re right, mate. There you are. All the way down the whole country. Oh, nice. Started in Scotland. Last year I started in Lans End, done all the way to Jon and went up the east. So, I’ve gone get the f the ferry was out of order. I was really Everyone was looking forward to the ferry. Everyone was going, “Oh, we’re going to get a ferry. We’re going to get a ferry.” And then they canled it. Is it just you or people? It’s just me and everyone in the live stream. Oh, yeah. They keep me company while I’m on the road. So, I fall in the bush, they laugh. It’s That’s what you need. I need the moral support of idiots. Take it easy. All right, guys. So, let’s see if we can get a lift. Navigating these corridors is fun. Steam past opening. She had awesome hair. I liked her. Oh, no. Really? Right. This is the best bit. We don’t fit in the lift. I bet we don’t fit. No, we’re not going to fit in the lift. Uh, this is not possible. Hang on. [ __ ] sake. Stop says haha. We will fit in the lift, but you’ve got to be in a wheelie to get in the lift, basically. Oh god. How are we going to get in here? Uh Bailey Dale says, “Breathe in love.” Yeah, it’s a bit more than breathing in though. Clyde’s IRL Adventures says you must be a tier one subscriber to do this. Hang on. We got to take all the poles off. God, we got to take this We got to take the chair off. This is where I need help doing this. [Applause] Right. And we got to go in like this. Come on. Get in. Right. Where are we going? Way out. Uh, what’s way out? Is it that way? John says John says John says back on YouTube. John says fly. John says I was on yesterday. Fly says take the whole bike apart. You can’t. Doors closing. [Music] Wow, that was tight. Now, which door do we need to go out of? This is the problem. Upper level opening. Get the wheel out. Come on. Come on. [Music] [Music] Oh god. Come on. God. Right. my coffee. I popped the lid off and it tried to shower me with coffee. So, we have to stay in the lift while we get everything back in so no one else can [ __ ] nick my gear. If you’re waiting for a train, I do apologize. But you have to wait for me cuz right tie the tie them back on. Then you have to get the solar panel. Fly like a bird says finishing work time. Oh god. Right. And we can try and reverse out the lift. Fly like a bird says this station gets so busy. completely hot. Does it? There we go. I’ll show you the solar panel in a minute, guys. There’s a solar panel that goes on the back of the bike. And uh thing is, when you tip the bike up, the front brake stops working because you put the air in the wrong place. You have to pump them to get the brakes working again. Here we go. Need a bike shop to uh top me up with some oil. Right, they’re all down, down, down. This has got to be the way up then, is it? Cycle storage. We don’t want cycle storage. We want exit. Oh my god, we got to go got more stairs. Really? Is there another lift? I went to the top floor. Is there another Is there another lift? Where we going, guys? Cuz I think there’s another lift out, isn’t it? [Applause] Let’s try another lift. Is this out? Is it excellent? Come on. Why can’t they have big lifts at the bottom rather than halfway up? What’s the time now? It’s only half free, so it’s not too bad. [Music] Fly like a bird says, “I hate this station is like a mission to get.” Bailey Dell says, “We live.” We’re live. Okay. [Music] Oh, thank you. That goes out the back. Oh my god. Them li them lifts down the bottom are a challenge. I got showered with coffee cuz the coffee is here. You have to go up into a wheelie. The problem is once you’re in a wheelie, it tries to fall on you cuz the weight. Yeah. Yeah. That goes out the back basically. It goes in the carrier. But it had to be removable for trains. And on the long distance, this is removable as well. Everything’s removable. But yeah, yeah, I’m doing the I’ve started in Wick. I’ve gone up to Jono all across the north of Scotland down the west. I’ve come down for all the locks and now I’m going down. But I was hoping to get the ferry and it’s well I got so I’ve come from Liverpool. I was hoping to get the ferry over here. Yeah. The woodside turn down to see them. There is a cycle path down there. Yeah, that’s that’s not too bad. So I thought, well, I’ve got to here cuz I asked them over the other side where I get to get to here and then you can cycle. Yeah, you can. You have to go down to the just go. Can you cycle all the way through? Yeah, you can you can cycle even past the center. So, you just go down to the river cycle. I’ll do that on here. Yeah, I’ll grab that off you. Let’s get you out. Let’s get get me out first. That’s there on the front. Oh, god. Yeah, it’s a it’s a bit long, isn’t it? Right. So, I’ll get that get that like that. Yeah, I’ll show you where it goes now. So that [Applause] it’s a Ghostbusters. Who you going to call? [Music] She looks as lost as I do. [Music] There we go. Then I’m trying to think where I was coming down to Kendall. From Penrift to Kendall, you had that storm 60 mph plus winds. Thank you very much. Have a good day. [Music] [Laughter] There we go. Right, let’s uh where we need to be. Let’s find the uh place. Where do we need to be? We need to be there. Directions. Six miles. Start. Let’s go. [Music] What about me? working now and restart. So, welcome to the the west. What the hell? We’re going to cut through, I think. Hopefully, it takes us down some nice scenic routes, guys. Active. Oh, we’re back. There we go. Welcome back, everyone. How we doing, Lynn? We’re literally cut. We still got power. Yep. The forks are knocking a bit. I think they uh knocked the [ __ ] out of them. Is that a try? Too much 69 says, “Are we there yet? Where’s Where do we need to be? Come on. It’s all good. I think he’s stopping to have a joint. Nice. Right. It says I’m going this way. [Music] Uh I think they’re pork sausages, mate. Hopefully they’re okay cuz I bought them yesterday and I didn’t cook them last night being at the hotel. That’s the only thing I forgot about. See, I was prepared to uh cook some dinner. Bought some sausages. Couldn’t cook them at the hotel. So, the first thing I do tonight when we stop is we’ll do some cooking and uh get the cooking on as soon as we get there. Right. [Applause] Departing Martin 69 says Mel. Let’s go get the revs up. But yeah, this area can be a little bit ruffian if you like. This is somewhere I wouldn’t want to be kind of stuck and go, “Shit, I’ve got nowhere to stay.” Unless you could find the locals to their house cuz you don’t want to be outside around here at night. Not if you’re not known. as soon as you speak up here at night from when I used to work up here. If I was doing a late job on a cinema, you’d get all the [ __ ] hanging about in the car park around the motors and you go, “Here, lads, can you move away from the car, please?” And you’d get just general [ __ ] abuse. So, uh, yeah, it’s the accent. Soon as you speak, they’re like, “Ah, he’s not from around here.” Clarky_man says, “Hi, I was the person who spoke to you at the station.” Hey, Clarky man, welcome in. How you doing? Just saying if you’re just explaining some of my regulars, I used to work up here and being a southerner, as soon as you speak after certain parts like up here, they do try it. the ruffy. I always call them the ruffians, but generally up here, everyone’s [ __ ] amazing. It’s just the odd [ __ ] few. But so far today, we’ve had a really good day. Everyone that we’ve met, it’s been pretty amazing. As a live streamer, you do sometimes get idiots. Your man says, “Yeah, it is rough ground here. I can’t lie.” See, and that’s coming from a yal. I take it. you you’re local. So, I don’t mind coming through in the daytime, but yeah, I wouldn’t want to be out here at night. See if we can get through here. Flaky_man says, “Yeah, born and bred.” Nice. [Music] But yeah, normally up here like in the pubs and I’ve always had a [ __ ] good laugh. Everyone’s It’s just a sense of humor. Bailey Dale says, “Hello, welcome.” [Music] I just think up here like it’s quite aggressive if you don’t know. Further down that road you go, the rougher. Oh, we’re about to go through the park. We’re about to go through here. So, Steam Pass office says sadly Clyde was born in bread. Now, I’m walking all over the country. Look, as I said, there’s good and bad everywhere. And unfortunately, in parts of the country, it’s just there’s no money. If there’s not enough jobs, there’s no money. Society struggles. And but if you’re in with the society or if you get in with them in the different places I’ve traveled to, normally you’re pretty good. Especially in some of the local pubs, like when we used to travel the country, mom and dad would meet people and you’d hear someone shout out, “He’s a mate of mine. Leave him the [ __ ] alone.” And that was it. No more [ __ ] trouble. It was good as, [Music] but some of the roughest areas I’ve been to and hung around in have got some of the most amazing people. I think they’re just very defensive of their their area. So, yeah, don’t let it put you off visiting places. Right, where we going? We’re going to the right here. I don’t know where we’re going. I’m just going to follow the route it’s it’s g me. But we’re going to the middle of nowhere. That’s where we like to be. Should have got some water off you guys at the train station. I’m running low on bloody water. It’s the only thing I haven’t got. I spilled half my coffee in your lift. I do apologize, but most of it went over me. My shoulder hit the cup, popped the lid off, and poured all over me. Oh, yeah. Pigeons, out of I don’t want to squish you. Oh, where are we going? Round here. What I really like about doing this is I meet locals and then they go, “Fucking hell, I don’t even know where you are.” So Chalky, do you get the uh the Shiron Balaclava people gangs up for your phone? [Applause] We need like rude boy navigation. Live stream active. Rude boy navigation takes you away from all the uh Bailey Dale says nice looking path. That’s what I mean. But Bailey, you’ve been in the stream so far today. Everyone we’ve bumped into have been amazing. I think it depends on where you go. So, when you’re going around the cities, stay where the tourists are. You’re less likely to get kind of picked on. It’s when you move to like the places where uh on the outskirts Oh [ __ ] it was a big Dale says, “Yes, I totally agree.” Clarky man says, “It is nice to be fair. There’s two paths.” Yeah, there’s beauty in everything. You just got to find it. This is pretty good. Steam pasta says, “I prefer to go where the tourists aren’t.” I would agree on as well, but Are we following the road or the park? I think we’re following live stream active. There we go. Following the road. This is pretty round here though, is it? Martin 16 says, “Love the No, you don’t want that. You don’t want that. Just here. Right. You look after them. Don’t lose them. I throw the cup away. I throw the coffee away. All over me. Live stream active. Yeah, I don’t think we got far until uh the campsite. I wish we could have stayed a bit longer, but I was kind of get a bit panicky about the railway station cuz it’s not a regular station. Not sure where I’m going. Not with signage. I got another bin. Let’s throw this away. We got any more rubbish? Farting Martin 69 says, “Where you been?” All over the place. I do get about a bit. Just a bit. It’s really weird. Like we come out of the town and signal just goes bye-bye. All right. All right. So, we’re going we’re going I think bannybo blank says hub clive welcome back. I think it says we’re going to get to where we need to be. So, Heat. Heat. Wow. Heat. And not even the police want to give me a tug. Yeah. Wow. Even he’s [ __ ] laughing at me. I think it’s his first hill of the day. Oh. [Music] You look very interesting. Where are you traveling to and from? Last year lands end to Jona. Wow. Up the east. Wow. This year back to Jon well back to Wick then Jonros across the north down the west on all the locks of Scotland. And now I’m going down the west. Wow. And the ferry was out of order. Yes, I saw. I just said that to my husband. What a shame. So, where are you heading for tonight? Just out of town. Always just out of town. I love being in town cuz people are very lovely at this time of day. Yes. I’ve worked up here. I know it gets a little bit dark sometimes up here in places. Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s the act I said saying to the live stream, we got a guy at the train station that come in cuz he’s he come to the live stream and he was like, “Hi, I was the guy you just met.” And he said the same thing. I said, “Yeah, certain times a night up here.” I went, “I can’t speak. I have to nod cuz if I speak, they’ll know I’m not from around here.” Ah, yes. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. So, why are you doing this? Just cuz I’m crazy. Oh, yeah. Uh, it’s amazing, but you meet loads of people. I really The live streaming was my thing anyway. Cycling is my thing and I raise money for Great Orman Street at the same time. Lovely. Perfect. But it’s ah in life meeting people and just chatting to people and just is is what life’s about. Yes. So, doing this for me is is what makes me happy. Yes. It’s interesting, isn’t it? It’s it’s a great philosophy. And I I once had a a young architect or train a training to be an architect. He was in his fourth year and he said and I woke up one day and thought it’s not about buildings, it’s about people. And he and he said my parents were devastated. He said but now he went into uh it was a miss went into mission work but he said it was about connecting with people and people’s lives. You know my daughter had an incident in Kefalonia. They live in Italy, but they went over to Kefalonia and they passed a field with an old guy who waved to the children and then he came and he brought the produce to the children and I just said what a wonderful passing of lives 5 10 minutes but you just you just impacted on somebody’s life in in a way that who knows. So in the north of Scotland last year when you get into above inveness and you’re in the highlands going up the east coast I’d stop and they’d be like do you want to come in for a coffee? Do you want a cup of tea? Do you need water? They’d even try to feed me. It was just that was the kind of the life that’s changed around the towns. Um from the southeast I was lived in Well, I grew up in the country. Everyone used to talk and then slowly as I grew up and everyone moved in from the city, it just ruined it. It just took away that kind of country thing. Where you from Deon? I’m from southeast so Kent. Oh yeah. Oh Kent. Sorry. And I grew up I grew up in a little village uh near Graves End called Hy. And as everyone moved down from the city or city dwellers, dad called them. Yes. It just they all moaned. They all moved in and moaned about the the the smell, the facilities and the horse manure and it’s interesting which has happened everywhere. Well, yeah. You would Well, I’ve seen it happen. So, you’ve definitely seen it happen. Absolutely. Absolutely. We’ve got an a lotment and and we we up in it’s up by the sea in Hoy Lake and um the life that we live. I mean, my husband sat this morning. He said, “I went shopping this morning. There’s a guy in front of me.” He said he was about 24 stone in a mobility scooter. And he said, “And when I looked at his shopping on the on the back on the uh the runway thing, I called anyway, the moving thing.” Yeah. And he said, “Um, I could see how he got there, you know, uh because he was eating all the wrong foods. It cost a fruit or a vegetable. It was all processed. Uh a thousand ingredients of nasty stuff.” The thing is, it’s cheaper. It’s cheaper to live. Well, for a lot of people, they find that it’s cheaper to buy some of the crap than it is to buy like Wow. Yeah. So, on me doing this, I’ve got I’ve kind of tried to keep it healthy. So, I have to eat meat for my protein. So, I’ve got steak in there, sausages in here. Uh but then I have pasta and then I have lots of dates, lots of prunes, and lots of nuts. Yeah. And I kind of mix between them to try and But I’m burn I lose so much weight. I lose so much weight cuz I can’t put enough in here. Yeah. To keep going to keep it going. Going up the hill. Come on. Come on. This is as heavy as a motorbike. And when I first started hills like this, I can tell my heart rate. If we just get my husband, he would find you in [Music] old says you’re not lost. My son-in-law is a doctor and he’s probably going, “What does she want now?” You’re always talking to someone says because I’m one of the oldfashioned ones that just stops and talks to everyone. Yeah, but that’s what life was about. And if we I keep saying to the cuz the youngsters aren’t doing it. But you need to start doing that. Yeah. Oh, here he is. He’s just going to tell me. Yeah. Well, exactly. I think with all this phone stuff, it’s just awful, isn’t it? It’s just they forgot how to talk. Sorry. They forgot how to talk to each other. Exactly. Exactly. And they’re influenced by machines, which is funny cuz a lot of the people watching me like, so look, there’s the there’s what’s on the front of the bike, the camera. So, it’s showing and then the microphone’s here. So it feel it records what’s in front of me. So I get all the idiots that nearly knock me off. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this guy. Did you see him pass up the hill? No. He’s going all around the country. Wow. Yeah. I saw him struggling up and up the hill. It is heavy. Yeah, it is heavy. But actually, you’ve got a downhill coming, but you’ve you’ve got a bit of a hill to go up to. So the misses only ever comes into my stream when I’m going downhill. And and she said I run her the other night. She went, “You’re always rolling.” I went, “You seem to come in at the wrong times. The amount of work I’ve I’ve put so much like muscle on and land to John.” Yeah. So that was last year. Lands to John Goats last year. So you go from the west up to the east and got up the east side. So I went back to Scotland and I’ve come across the top to go down the west side. And where are you staying? you camping or there’s a campsite probably in about 5 6 mile I think it was so I’ll get there if it’s not open I’ll find somewhere in the middle of nowhere I’m going camp there if I have to call first I don’t know I have to be careful cuz I’m live streaming I don’t want to tell everyone where I’m staying the night have a great day yeah lovely meeting you so if you go onto the internet and do a search for on YouTube Clive’s Adventures Adventures Clive’s Adventures and then you can see where I’ve got to wait is this so can I take Yeah. So, if you if you scan that, it should bring up the website. It’s weird. I’ve been waiting cuz when I started last year in Cornwall, lots and lots of people found me. Lots of people watching me, and it kind of grew. It was like a tree. This year, I started in the Highlands. There’s no one. Wow. Yeah. So, you don’t see there was lots and lots of people from everywhere else around the world. No locals. So, is this your holiday, Clive? Have you got a job or I got made redundant January 21? I do earn some money from the live streaming. It kind of pays for it a little bit, but this trip’s probably going to cost me, I reckon, about 2 and a half grand. Okay. Which I did put away for doing this. And your longsuffering wife says, “Where are you today?” Well, yeah, probably. To be quite she’s probably better off when we’re not there. Cuz I’m not tidy. Yeah. I’m very unorganized, really. Clive, could you take with you? Get a tandem next year. I think you would give up if you if you felt the weight of this. Here I can see that if I ready. Oh yeah. How would you manage that? What does this power your phone and everything? That’s to charge the battery packs. All right. So I’m running on one at the moment. So you’ve got phone on the front, phone here, and a router in there. And it just runs. When that goes flat, I’ll put another one in. Okay. Yeah. But because I’ve got campsites, most of the time I can I can find someone to charge. Yeah. Well, the other side of the world is quite nice. the uh the west coast, the day the river day. It’s lovely. Yeah. And there’s a there’s a little island you can walk out called from West Kirby. It’s quite nice. What I’ve learned very quickly cuz the world’s changing all the wrongs, let’s call them wrongs cuz I’ve got them down my way. They’d rather be here than they would out in the middle of nowhere. Absolutely. So these days in the middle of nowhere, as long as I’m far enough out, I do not see anyone. Uh but yeah, I get them down my way on on the electric bikes. Yeah, the ones you can’t catch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same here. Broom handle works. Good luck. Take care. Bye. Love you. [Music] She was lovely. [Music] Do we have signal for any of that? Bailey Dale says, “Lovely people. [Music] Pardon me. Come on, Twitch. Throw us a curveball. Show us to a few people. Come on, let’s build this stream up into something that it could be. Farting Martin 69 says y cuz then [Music] maybe I should fill out the form. [Music] I should fill out the form. It has come up. I can apply for partner. Now, I have heard from some people applying for partner before you reach a certain amount has been possible in some cases as long as you’re doing something that they want on their platform. [Music] The campsite wouldn’t answer my call. I tried ringing a few times. It just keeps going to answer machine and I can’t answer the phone because it’s on the front of the bike. Come on, Scoda. Let’s get up here. Steam Post Office says they’ve seen your stream ID. Yeah, maybe. Is Hitch a partner? Hitch must be a partner. He streams far too big to be not partners. Well, that’s uh I don’t even know if Sarah’s a partner thing is it’d be difficult. I don’t think I’d in a way I don’t want to be partner cuz I don’t want to be contracted by anyone. Bailey Dale says yes. Cool. Carty Martin 69 says send me the number. I will try and see if they have pictures. pictures or the ones with alcohol in them kind of pictures. An alcohol picture. Cocoon says, “Would you ever do hitchhiking?” You can’t. It’s illegal in the UK. Bailey Dale says, “Sarah and hitch partner.” Uh, oh, wow. They’re both partners. See, the problem is with being a partner is you need to be going live at a certain time a month. Right now, when I back guys, you guys that are enjoying the IRL stream, when I’m indoors, I sometimes just do car where I work on classic cars. Uh, you might have car shows where I go out with my family. Wow. Heat. Steve says, “I didn’t.” Yeah, hitchhikers. I think it’s always been illegal, but people still do it. Like people bus lorry drivers that are moving cars or lorries, they hold up boards. So they don’t actually hitch tight. They just hold a board up and say go into this junction and you’ll get lorry drivers that pick him up. And they do it in motorway services. Yeah. by the show. What’s Yeah. So these days, health and safety wouldn’t cover it. So they don’t weigh them over. Don’t weigh them over? No. It’s just just the day and age we live in, mate. Everyone’s just rules and regulations have gone through the roof. The thing is the more rules and regulations means everything costs more money. Years I never knew hitchhiking is illegal law. Apparently so, mate. Apparently so. Right. [Music] Steam past says yet. That’s crazy. Well, this is crazy. Let’s jump. Move over. It’s getting a bit tight. Getting a bit tight. Getting there like that. Steamcast office says no hip hing being illegal while voting over the canal into the country is not. No. Thankfully this uh All right, let’s let’s jump it. We go pavement jumping. I’m waiting for lights. Beep. Oh, this is narrow. Look. Now, I don’t think this is enough for a disabled person in a wheelchair. I didn’t jump the light. God, they’re still waiting. How long is that [ __ ] light for? Look at this traffic jam. That must have the long waiting time ever. Yeehaw. Oh, that was a good corner. That felt good. Get some speed. You bloody [ __ ] Traffic lights. Steam past says it’s going all the way to London. [Music] Steam office says all the people flew from London these days. I’m not sure if I’m going straight on or turn in here. Hang on. [Music] I’m not sure which way I’m supposed to be going. I think I might be going this way. Let’s go. Let’s go down here. Might be this way. where we’re meant to be going. Satnav have just changed on me. No, it is that way we need to go. Hang on. Let’s uh uh yeah, it’s saying go over that way. [Music] All right, we’re going over the bridge. Yep. It can’t make its mine up. It’s like go this way, go that way. It’s cuz of the buildings. It spins round on me and never sure. Right. So that’s uh that’s the railway below me. Uptown Uptown Funk is going to give it to you. It’s been pretty quiet today actually on numbers. Let’s hope it picks up a bit later on. I think the most we peaked at the other day was 69. So, be nice to have a few more. Every day I hope to beat up here actually. signal low. Live stream active. He looked like team wolf. Or was it just me? That’s all right. Everyone’s on their phones. Walk along on their phones. It’s like my whole fan club. See, they’re all tuned in. What I’d like as soon as I ride past, their phone just starts going dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee and just goes mental just automatically tunes in soon as you put a barcode in front of all phones. Steam past office says it’s important to see what someone else is doing. Yep. Hey, on your phone. [Applause] She was vaping. Vaping? She looks about 10. [ __ ] sake. Children, what’s wrong with you? [ __ ] be kids for a while, will you? Before you start [ __ ] vaping and smoking God knows what else. Steam pasta says, “Haha. It’s mental. Oh god. Right. Which way are we going? Vanivbo blank says my school had a smoking shelter in the playground. Yeah, for the teachers though probably underscore blank says the teachers had a separate smoking area. Yeah. What what kind of age though? I don’t think you’re you weren’t allowed to smoke in any school, are you? I know it’s Scotland and all, but come on. Steam past office says haha. [Music] I said I don’t know if this campsite’s open. It is going to be one of them. We’ll just get there and have a look. Past office says in Scotland they learn to smoke in the kindergarten probably. [ __ ] says slides you ever any long walking distance. Did you just say walking? Who do you think I am walking? I hate walking. Ask the misses. She goes, “Oh, we’re going to we’re on holiday. We’re going to go we do this.” I’m like, “You mean I’ve got to walk?” So I have done some walks when we went to Greece. I’m getting better. Office says only from into the fridge. Yep. Chester. Yeah. We’ve got to kind We’re going to go through Chester tomorrow, I think. [Applause] Coco Mun says, “I did a 100k step challenge. Took me 16 hours.” Wow. 100k step challenge. I was going to say I can do well over 10 10,000 in a day. That’s some serious going. Well done you. That’s Martin. Parton69 says, “I always walk when I go on Hil Day, Chester, where Holy Oaks is filmed.” Oh, is it? Oh, okay. Can you go and have a look at the set, take some pictures? I’ve always wanted to go to uh all the different places like Emadal, put the bike outside the pub. So, on my uh photos, on my backgrounds that go off when we lose signal, I’d like to have loads of different places. Hey, [Music] thank you. Parting Martin 69 says to know they always say Chester. This is taking me up into the supermarket. I don’t know where it’s going to go. Should we just follow it just for the ls? I don’t know where we’re going. I’m just following it for the fun of it. It’s taking me through the supermarket. I don’t argue with Google. I just follow it because I never know what it’s got up its sleeve. Coconut says Google lady is crazy. Bailey Dale says maybe the GPS lady is hungry. Haha. Don’t know. Let’s just see where it takes us. Olga says, “I have a holiday every day. I climb the mountain of stairs to my bedroom. It’s wonderful. I can lay down, relax, listen to Alexa, fall asleep, and no one bothers me.” Bliss. We need to find your uh I didn’t think that mini was going to stop then. I thought that was going to be me being knocked off again. Right around here somewhere. Try not to get knocked off. Right. So, Martin 69 says, “At all bit, do you play tense as well?” Uh, right. So, there we go. You stop here. Where’s it taking me? This way. No. Someone just said you’re going the wrong way. I’m thinking, “Yep, I am.” It says there’s a path here somewhere. Where’s the path? Well, where’s the path? It says there’s a path through here somewhere. Is there not a bridge over? It might have brought us in here for no reason. Where’s the uh satnav? Cuz we’ve gone through supermarkets before to go over a fly over. Uh I can’t remember where we were. There was a fly going over a bridge and I had to go into the supermarket to go over the top, but it’s fine. Is there a walk through here somewhere? Olga says no. Sadly not. No. No walk. There’s no fly over here. We’ll go around. Uh [Applause] yeah, we’ll go that way. [Applause] Uh there’s a McDonald’s there. We had McDonald’s says at orbit you could have a tent in different rooms, everyone with a new theme, right? I don’t know where this this path thought it was taking me. There must be a path there somewhere cuz Google’s taking it. Is it all good? Was that a reply to drive or farting Martin 69 comment? I’m curious. Oh, look. There’s a way out there. Oh, look. Welcome. There’s a there’s a path going through the bushes. Perfect timing. Yeah, there’s a to my left here. You can go through the woods. Vano says, “Hey, sorry everyone. I’m trying to work out where I’m going.” So, I know there’s a lot going in chat, but my brain’s getting a bit overloaded. So, if I haven’t replied, I do apologize. On the back end of Sainsburries, there was a park and there was some footpaths. It’s all right. Don’t run. Don’t you getting run over? Wow. Yeah, they weren’t screaming at the bell. That was just my face when they saw it. Ah, scary man. [Music] Don’t worry, you’re safe. Right. Hopefully we can get through all of these. There we go. This is where it was trying to take me places like this. You know, the places I can camp at night where no one knows I am. This is perfect for that. Yeah, we could do some cooking here. [Applause] Perfect. All right, let’s just find somewhere I can uh take a little wee stop. It’s a Scottish stop. That is a we a we stop. Oh [ __ ] my tops come out. Hang on, my tops come out. Pass offer says notice. He said little blank says Clive. Where’s Olga went? I don’t know, mate. Hang on. I’m just going to do this for uh this is for Steen, right? This is just for Steen to his last comment. Ah, here we go. I need them on my uh Steam pasta says he’s probably setting up his tents. Steam pasta says haha. [Applause] No need to find steam. Uh steam. We need to find old git. I don’t know. What do you reckon? a 30-year-old. See, even in the woods, people playing on their phones. Everyone’s glued to their phones. Steam pass office says muted. Vanibo blank says Olit. Has the microphone gone? Has the micone says upgrade your belt to a train horn? Has the microphone gone or is it still working? Past offer says, “Did the mic die?” [Applause] Maybe. Hang on. Let’s have a look. Martin 69 says, “No, it’s okay.” Is it? You sure? Hang on, I’ll swap the mic over anyway. Says Martin. Dale says, “I can hear but don’t know about mic.” No, I’m swapping the mic over, guys, cuz the battery is probably going to die. Tell you, I’ll swap it over now and then I won’t have to worry about it when we get to camp. The only problem I don’t like about swapping the mic in the woods is one, it’s easy to drop it and I can’t get it back in the cover. It’s like the furry muff. I have problems with my furry muff. [ __ ] sake, I can’t get it in. [Applause] Right, I’ll show you guys. This is what it is. Look. So, Post office says long. Let’s get the camera’s wonky. Must have whacked it. There we go. Right. So, you’ve got these and it they’re magnetic and they clip on. The problem is scary. They’re so easy to knock them off. So, what I come up with was to stop the wind, you put them in a muz they come with these little muffs, but getting the cover over them is a real pain in the ass cuz they’re so like flexible and whatever else. And then I pin it on my shirt so if it does fall off the magnet it doesn’t fall off and completely get lost. So you have to kind of safely pin them on. It’s the only way I could think of uh past. But most of the time I stick my bloody I stick the pin in my finger. Right. Let’s put that on. Oh god. I was happen to have a wei in the bushes. There’s another lady like creep in the woods. No, no, I’m just going to try and have another 69 says 34.8 m. Yeah, it’s quite a Yeah, not the smartest way of making it unless they want you to lose them. I don’t think they’re made for people cycling in the woods though, are they? I think the other problem I’ve got is the the rain. So, I used to put it on my on my helmet, crash helmet before any of you smart asses say anything. Uh, but then when it rains, I have to take it off and put it on my shirt. So, I’m now putting on my shirt. Vanbo blank says, “Clive, I seen you on music VC last night. I was going to join but wasn’t sure if you’d want me there.” Uh, Clive, seen you on Music. I was trying to fix something. I need a mod to try and fix that for me. I think Oh, uh, Old Git or Yates can do it. Basically, the music channel’s broken. Try and go into the music channel and see if you can put music on. So, on the Discord server, guys, there’s a music channel. You can go in there, you can put forward/play or you can do requests and stuff and it will play music in there. Anything you want and you can all sit in there and you it’s like a jukebox. You can all just sit in there and music plays. And it was kind of a chill out room. Kind of a sensory room, I suppose. just a nice place to sit and chill. So, you can type in chat to each other while music’s playing in the background. And I done it for people. No one’s really used it. I said we don’t get the audience on Discord like we used to, but I have been noticing a lot of people coming and not talking. So, if you see anything weird happening on Discord, let me know and uh I’ll boot them. We just put a ban out. Just ban them. But yeah, there’s been a few weird people coming into the uh server. And I like to keep everyone safe, don’t I? So steam pasta says, “I’ve seen Danny. He’s quite weird.” Wink wink. It’s weird like when I first had heard Banny speak, I know he’s from Scotland, so why I wasn’t surprised when he had a Scottish accent, but I just I don’t know. For some reason, my brain just wasn’t ready for it, but his Scottish twang. Oh. Come on. [Applause] I need to get a few miles. I need really need a wee. And everywhere I look, there’s just houses overlooking. I don’t want someone taking a photo of me out there out their window with something small and my barcode to match. steam past office says they’ll need a microscope. They might have good zoom. They might have good zoom. Dude, that was nice. Oh, yeah. All right. What obstacles have we got now? I can see a fence. Right, we got through that one. Oh, it’s me. I was playing tricks with me. Okay, we can go straight through. From a distance, I saw this fence and the one opposite the road. Yeah, this is busy. [Music] This is busy busy. Let’s go backwards. Right. Let’s go up to the top. See if we can get up the top here. See if we can get up the top and then come down the road. It’s a blind corner. I can’t see. They can’t see. So this one stoper says don’t get squashed. No, I prefer not to. What is that for horses? That’s got to be for horses or the giants. Can you see it? Team pasta says, “Are you going back to Liverpool?” You see that up there? Yeah. It’s horse crossing. I had to say [ __ ] it must be loud the giants. Y mate. I was just looking at that I thought yes it’s the horse that’s a bit tall steam. Not everyone is as short as the sers. Oh take the fish you best one. Well, some of us are okay. [Music] Yeah, we’re going to go where that car has just come out. But it was pretty busy coming down here. Gre greaseby. Did that say? [Music] Go mate. Let’s go. Thanks for the Live stream active. [Music] Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to CL Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’re wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube. You got Tik Tok and Instagram for the photos and other bits and pieces. So yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money for Great Or Street Hospital at the same time as having a laugh for you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. I might need food places, camping places, wherever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah. But we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. I’m wonder scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. This is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live stream and get involved with us and hopefully we can all together. Right. You look after them. I’m waiting for the shove it. Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get there first. Is he going to get He’s going to get there first. And he We’re going to both hit it at the same time. Oh god. It’s getting narrow is it now. The van took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole. See, I can put it back on now actually. There we go. Live again. Live stream active. There we go. Uh, I’ll put it on privacy when I come in so they can’t see where I’ve gone. So people can’t see where I’ve where I’m staying. No, we got more thousands coming in. It I’m more worried about the people cuz you might get the undesirabs watching you, seeing where you’ve gone and then uh Yeah, we don’t want them. Well, we we have to bury them if that happens. That’s what they do in Scotland in the Highland. Yeah, in the Highlands. They say that’s what the Highlands are for. Thank you guys. So you can bury people. Um, do you want to be in the sunshine or? Yeah. Well, that’s good. Well, it’s not Have we got any What’s the weather? Do we know what the weather’s going to post office says? At least you’re honest, calling us undesirabs. Listen to me. Oh, yeah. They do. It’s like It’s like being in your local pub, but on the road. Um, it’s only a little oneman tent, so you can go anywhere really. Yeah, we had a quite a lot of rain here last night, but I think that’s gone. Have you got like a space policy between people? Uh well, these two arrived yesterday afternoon. They’re Spanish and they wanted to be together but said they couldn’t, you know, so they’re not on electric. So this one’s there, one’s there. They’ve gone to Liverpool but with a taxi today. Show you what we got out here. Yeah, we I can’t Where was I? Uh trying to think where I was the other day. Lancaster way. Yeah. And uh there must have been about four motor homes stuck. All got stuck cuz they all they all parked in the dips. And I’m thinking, why have they parked in the dips? I always park on a slope. Yeah. Then you can floor it. Yeah. I’ve got a couple in the tent out here. I’ve been cutting some grass. Well, you could go just with the side of that fence if you wanted to and got all this feel. Yeah. Well, I long as I don’t lean the bike against something because this thing’s stupidly heavy. That’s the strongest post where that flag is. Stick it there. Cool. Sun’s going to rise in the east. Sets over there tonight. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, what I do is I’ll put that against the tent and then uh we just walk through here. You can walk through there to the toilets and showers. Sink at the end for washing dishes, recycling bin, and brown bin for rubbish. Do you take car payment or cash? Money is How much I owe you? With all that technology, it’s big as a caravan. I was going to say cuz I think I’ve got 15 quid. I use card everywhere. Most people card. 15. Is that what he said? That’s what I got on me. Or 50. 15. Might get mugged. Can’t carry that much cash. 15 or do Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere. I normally cuz I normally book online for most places, but I never know. Some places I go to. Oh, but yeah, I use uh little battery packs. They’re all in here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That girl, I’m not sure what she’s done. She’s she’s just plugged into the uh she’s charging up their packs. Yeah. Sometime I do like that’s the only thing I ever ask if I do get sometimes I’ll plug them in and charge them up. Some like when you get to Scotland, they’ve got a like a hiking rate. So I get I get charged hiking rate which is anywhere between it’s 10 and 15 quid sometimes or eight. It depends really. Uh and they had a like a locker and I went, “Oh, that’s really good.” And you could just plug your mobile phones into this little locker and you put a code in and then you come back, put your code in, get your phone back. I was really cool. So there’s been a couple of places like that. Uh but I started in Wick. Uh cuz that’s right. I finished in I done lengs last year. Yeah. So this year I’ve gone up but yeah coming down through Liverpool it’s probably been the most chattiest people. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone’s really friendly. But uh brilliant. That’s me. I can rest now. I can relax now cuz that’s the panic cuz I don’t plan. I don’t know where I’m going to get to. No. I just look on the map and go I can make it to there. Yeah. Uh you’ll probably run into these two. I don’t know if they’re in that tent now or what we’re up to. We’re sort of in between property shall we say that’s putting it polite. So I think we’ve uh as long as I don’t have any manage more living dispute. I was somewhere Lancaster away about 2:00 in the morning that obviously he’d had too much she’d had too much and they had a massive barney and it was kicking off on the field. I was like can you just go and fight on the motorway somewhere or anywhere apart from here as long as sleep? Yeah. No, they’re they’re not arguing, but they’re going through a tough time. So, I met a couple of there was a couple more people like that. I met something had happened and it was just them and their dog. So, decided to go traveling. So, that’s what they’re doing. They thought, [ __ ] it. So, they were just traveling and bits and well, what else might as well do something. So my brother comes cuz I’ve not seen him do any cooking or anything. Yes. Here I’ve been here a week. No, I’m just about to cook some butcher sausages and I’ve got steak for tomorrow. It’s the only way to live. So you got to tell me you got some hawk laga as well, aren’t you? No, I’m going I’m going. So that’s the plan. The plan is to we go down west. So we go to Rexom down through some of Wales. Yeah. And then we head back towards kind of Worcester way. So we come down to Worcester Oxford here. Go to Jeremy Clarkson’s farm or his pub. Not his farm. His pub. Go and get some uh some stuff and then go and cook that. Yeah. You can’t beat proper butcher sausages. Oh no. No. There’s a gentleman. He’s coming on Saturday. He was here last weekend. He’s just got a tent box on the top of his car. Oh, he’s gen Clarkson all the way through. He reckons that he’s they’re looking to open another pub cuz that one’s so popular. I think I’ve bumped into farmers up north and we mentioned they said they love him. They went when he first come they was like, “Oh, really?” And they said that it took a while and they said, “Now he’s put so much light on it.” Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It’s been brilliant. And there was a few things that other farmers saying, “Oh, cuz the health and safety, but it’s made for TV. They have to hype things up.” Yeah. Yeah. There was a couple of stupid things. I went, “Oh, I went, yeah, but we’ve gone mad on health and safety now.” Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, they do. Uh, they’re all characters, aren’t they? Gerald. Love him. Absolutely love him. Cuz he just can’t understand a word he says. But makes me laugh. He comes out with a walk. Got a walkie-talkie, hasn’t he? And then they’re like, and they’re all laughing cuz he can’t understand a word he says. But yeah, he knows his trade. He’s been doing it since he was a young boy. He doesn’t need to do anything else. He just knows his trade. No. And look at I’m happy for Caleb. I mean, he did make he has made his money out of TV and that, hasn’t he? You see, not made it out of farming. Although I think he owned that. Somebody was far Caleb was farming that land for him. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. And he’s got the other guy manages it, doesn’t he? So, it’s Yeah, he’s not old, is he, Caleb? He says, “Bring back the girl as well.” Bring back the girl as well. Oh, she was lovely. I’ve met a few girl farmers. I like girl farmers cuz they say it as it is. They’re not They’re not girly girly, are they? Yeah. They’ve got common sense. The makeup hasn’t affected their brains. God help anybody runs into you or they got lights on it. There is Well, oh yeah, I was going to say I did knock that off. There is a light on the back of it. Yeah, but uh yeah, that’s my crumple zone. I’m waiting for that to cuz that if they hit that, that would probably go through their radiator. It’ probably snap off and go through the radiator. It’s only It’s only a problem. Oh, can I drop that on the floor? There’s all my batteries. God, that even this weighs a small ton just on its own. Yeah. So, tomorrow it’ll be getting up and uh trying to get down to Rexom kind of way, I suppose. Yeah. For tomorrow. Yeah. I went to I went to Rexom last week. Uh, I’ve got that that mower I needed servicing. So, I’ve got it from a gentleman just the other side of Os. Uh, hopefully you don’t go on that road, the A483 somewhere. There’s been a few close calls. I’m I pull up, you know, when I pull over. I’ve done all the mountain roads and when I’m doing the mountain roads, they’re not wide enough for anyone and you got the lries on them. So I pull over, sit against the barrier, wave everyone past, wait until it’s all cleared, and then go back out cuz no one wants a towel back, but we had uh coming down to Blackpool. We’re coming down coming down the road. I’m right I ride on the white line. I’m right out the way and uh coming down to one of the corners. I could hear there was a few cars coming. So I moved to the middle cuz I could see I can see over the top of the bush. I could see there was a car coming and I thought, well, I I’ll move out. It’ll stop you from overtaking me. and he he revved up and he went past me. And of course, as he got next to me, he then realized there’s a car coming the other way. Swerved in front of me, just missed the other car. And I’m like, it’s not me you’re going to kill, it’s the car coming the other way. It’s just it’s just stupid. But everyone’s in a hurry. Yeah. Yeah. Um you could go Actually, there’s nobody. There’s a caravan here with these two vans. You could go beyond them. just pitch up in the middle the hedge just around here. Uh, okay. Yeah, I can have a look. Cheers. Let’s go and find somewhere. Oh, yeah. Look, just out the way. Hidden. Oh, what that do? Who’s still with me? Says electric as well. Well, I can always ask him. No idea. Martin 69 says me. Hang on a minute. Why is this not working? There we go. [Music] [Applause] There we go. There’s one pole. Oh god, I need to grease these poles. Is that leaning too much? Let’s make sure we’ve locked that. And let’s get this one in. There you go. Steam has time to stabilize it. Yeah. Get the stabilizers out. That’s Let’s see if we can get the other one. Let’s get the other one up. I don’t want it leaning too. Is that one up? Yeah. There we go. I ain’t going anywhere. [Applause] We’re good. Right, I’ll drop the camera down a bit. Hang on. Or is that all right? Is that a good level? Let’s get the uh let’s get the tent up and then we can cook some dinner. [Music] Uh, I’ve turned it off already, mate. It stopped. I stopped it. I saw it as we So, as we were coming up the hill, I saw the campsite was coming up on this uh on the Google. So, I turned the map off without telling anyone and that’s why I went to privacy mode cuz it was right on top of it before I realized. So, uh yeah. So, I was going to put the tent here, but it’s a bit it’s really lumpy bumpy. Like there’s holes. Yes, it’s really uneven. Really uneven at the back. I don’t want to go too near to people. I snore. They’ll think the warus has moved in. But yeah, you’ve got that one there. So anywhere here is normally good. [Applause] Do you know the one thing I still haven’t been for a week? That’s the That’s the one thing I haven’t gone for. I don’t want that in my tent. Yeah, I should have put the bike over there. Actually, put the bike that end and then put the uh Yep. We’re all good. We’re all good. Just trying to work out where to put this tent. Cuz if I put it here, it’s literally just hole after hole after hole. Uh which is not the best thing when you’re uh in a tent. What’s it like over here? Hey, hey, how you doing? Brakes. Welcome in, mate. I’m being told off. Doggies are telling me off. How we doing, mate? You’re right. Welcome in. Just trying to work out where to put the bike. I might put the bike. What on my front doses says down. Hello Mark. Yeah, mate. I’m good. Mark somewhere but not from Sutton. No brakes but says ov. Thanks for the ride. No brakes but says welcome Raiders. Welcome in everyone. How we doing? Mark Sutton says good evening mate. Evening mate. Thank you for the ride. 69 says welcome Raiders. Welcome in everyone. I’m going to turn it around. Put it around the other way. Hang on. Sutton says most welcome. The sun’s going to be in your eyes now. We we’ll put the bike this way around. We’re just trying to get camped, mate. Mark Sutton says, “Don’t forget to go for a we getting a bit like that, right?” Martin 69 says Martin. There we go. No brakes at marking setting. Marking setting markings. There we go. Oh, is this is the sun on you? Yeah, it’s flatter up here. Plus, that’s in a dip down there. I don’t want to be in a dip cuz if it does rain, I do not want to be flooded out again. One of the places I stayed at in Scotland, there was a river going through the middle of the Well, it wasn’t going in the tent. It was just going under it. [Music] But we’ve done Liverpool, mate. The ferry was out of order, though. So, we had to get the uh we had to get the train. Yeah. I’ll turn it up. I can’t hear you. Yeah. The uh So, we’ve made it down through through Liverpool. We’ve gone through Burken Head and uh we’re now going to move on down into Wales. Oh, okay. Nice. Oh, you saw Did you see me get stuck in the lift? Getting this thing in a lift is a nightmare. You have to do a wheelie and then you get the bike up, but there’s so much weight on the uh on the front that it then tries to wheelie and collapse onto you. So, that was a that was a challenge. But, everyone’s [ __ ] amazing been really lovely up here. [Applause] Give it a shake. Make sure it’s sitting properly. Right. Where’s the door? We don’t want the door. We want the door to be that side. Here we go. Everyone Everyone in Liverpool’s been probably the most chattiest, I think, so far. Where’s my door? My door’s there. Heads this end. No, heads that end. So, probably that way. [Applause] We’ve uh Oh my god. Do you know I’ve not had any problems with getting these in anywhere. This has got to be the hardest. That’s really, really hard soil, which is crazy with the amount of rain we’ve had. In Scotland, I could I could throw them into the floor. Scotland was crazy. The floor was so saturated in Scotland. Literally breaks. When I was setting up the tent, right, you could just throw the things like that and they’d go that far in the floor. Half half the way in the floor kind of thing. And as you were walking, it felt like the floor was spongy. There was so much water in it in Scotland. And uh yeah, you uh you were basically pitching your you on a pee bog a bit more. [Music] I can use my head. No sense, no feeling. How you doing, mate? You’re all right. How’s the misses? How’s you and Kathy? And you all right? I look forward to getting back, mate. I I’m a bit disappointed that I miss managed to miss all of you. It would have been really nice to meet up with you and Zen and everyone like to the point where Cool. Yeah. I don’t don’t carry a mallet or a peg puller. So, come say sure we will meet up again. Well, hopefully when I get back I’ll have the recumbent and uh says Timmy. I’m looking forward to get on the recumbent. The recumbentrant’s uh quite a fun thing to ride. It’s hard work though. I’ll give you that. It is really hard work. I just like the way you can have a chill on it. Oh god. Right. Let’s pin that one. I met nothing today. Hang on, let me read that. I heard Camp International. Uh, I met some horses behind Camp International. Oh, yes, I know what you mean. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes they people put their horses on that hill. Yeah, I’ve seen that. [Music] Right. Yeah, that hill’s depending where you are on that hill, it can be quite a bloody nightmare cuz there’s all them wooden gates. Right, this one’s a bit This corner is a bit funny. I think that’ll do. Let’s stretch that a bit further. There we go. stretch this a bit further. [Applause] There we go. It’s good. This was the most popular tent choice I’ve seen on my uh on my travels. Seen loads of these, lots of the 200s and everyone I spoke to about the uh about them have gone, yeah, they all went for the bigger one just to give them a bit more room. Seen a couple of bans, but yeah, everyone was saying the same. For what you pay for these, the quality is pretty good. And this uh after this trip, I’ve got faith in it now with some of the downpours we’ve had in Scotland and the wind. Oh, I bent another one. I have to when I get back, I have to put them under the uh press and start straightening them. They’re only aluminium, aren’t they? But yeah, this was a lovely little place. I said I rang him this morning and he didn’t answer the phone and when I’ve just spoke to him, he said, “Yeah, he’s been busy all day.” So, uh, can I get the camera? Let’s get the camera swapped around. Uh, oh [ __ ] I’ll put it around the other side, didn’t I? I forgot to put it this way. Uh, which way we doing it? This way. Let’s open both sides. Let the wind see if it’s dry cuz it’s been sitting rolled up for the last couple of days being in hotels. But I’ve been quite lucky. The hotels have been pretty cheap. Uh Southport was only 35 quid yesterday and there was no campsites I could find. So rather than have to go further than I wanted to cuz I wanted to have a look around certain places. I’ve been quite lucky. All right. That’s not too bad. That’s dried out. Nice. I need to do some washing though. [Music] So, I think what I’ll probably do, I’ll shoot off in a minute and then I can uh I can get a shower and try and get some washing done for tomorrow cuz from here we’re going to be down in Wales now. I’m not sure what that holds. Wow. Is that four going to reflect the sun? I set fire to my tent. Actually, let’s not do that. Literally sheep shaggers the tin for mats reflecting on the tent. I can just imagine the sun setting fire to my tent. Martin says banny bell blank zore blank mark 69 says oh I always savoise. Should we get some uh let’s get some cooking on? Hang on. [Applause] Finish. What’s finished, mate? I’m going to have a beer in a minute. I’m going to cook some sausages and get get a beer out. I don’t know how cold it is. I haven’t got a fridge, but Oh. Right. Oh god, I can’t believe how much these two bags weigh. There must be 5 kgs in each of them bags. So there’s like well over 10 kg just on the front of the bike. God knows what’s on the back. Martin 69. Let’s get the batteries. All my streaming bits in the tent. Oh gosh, like an oven in there. How many eggs have we broken today? Oh, we’ve only broken one egg today. We need to eat. Oh, how how wet was that inside? Quite wet. I need to eat that one. I’ll throw it away. Yates says all this wasn’t quick enough to inform the server and he had to pick up. [Applause] All right, I’ll tell you what. I’ll get you uh let me get the camera sorted. Hang on. Let Hang on. There we go. Put you back in the hold but the other way up. I’ll put you down below cuz it’s just easier and if people see the camera, it’s less likely they can grab it if it’s below the uh thingy. But yeah, I’ll leave you there quickly. I’m just going to nip to the L. You can just enjoy the uh scenery. What’s that like? Can you see over the top of the tent? I don’t want you spine into anyone. I do I tell you what, I’ll turn it over that way away from everyone. There we go. I’ll leave the microphone here as well and then you can just enjoy. Says, “How is everyone?” Right, back in a minute, guys. I need a weird Oh yeah. Oh, I set the dogs off. Don’t speak. You set the dogs off. [Applause] It’s only a little doggy. Why is it always the little ones that have a go at you? My mom’s two others are the same. Right. Where’s the little table? Where’s my table? Oh, hang on. I need to turn you around. [Applause] I’m looking forward to sleeping tonight cuz I don’t sleep in hotels very well. The last couple of hotels have been awful. Just I don’t know. The beds are just you can’t get used to them. Right. One table. Where’s the cookie stuff? 1306 says, “For the love on.” Stop looking. I sleep where my head hits the pillow. Close your eyes, Nicole. She can’t help it. She keeps looking. [Applause] [Applause] 1306 says not much. Martin 69 says hello. You’re not looking close enough then. Nicole squint. If you squint it might be all right. 1306 says who? Hello. I finally got everyone together from different platforms, haven’t we, Martin? So, Martin and Nicole and Dolly and all that. Nicole 1306 says the zoom doesn’t work well on this phone. Do you know I I always said I’d never wear them and then when I started doing this, I started wearing them. It’s made a big difference. Ah, yes, please. It’s not that cold, but it will do. Parting Martin 69 says low. Martin says, “Cheers.” Cheers, mate. I I’ll pop that open in a minute. I think we’ll start drinking that before everything else. It’s been one another one of them days, isn’t it? Today, right, let’s get the You get the crash helmet down first. Uh, all right. Hopefully, these sausages are okay. Right. Where’s my stool? Where’d I throw it? 1969 says, “Hasn’t been a bad day.” It hasn’t, mate. It hasn’t. Yeah. Can you uh say, [Applause] cool. Ah, now it’s been pretty good to be quite honest. Get that bad boy on. [Music] Do you know after it breaks after you broke your one? I’ve been so gentle with it cuz this this thing is so delicate. Like you can bend them and break them really easy. No worries. Right. I’ve got to cook the sausages. Then I then I’ll make a stew. We’ll make sort like a sausage casserole stew thing. Throw that in the tent. Yeah. By yaty. Y. Where’s the water? I have to go and fill the bottles of water up in a minute. I’ll go and get some water before I start cooking. When things start burning, just throw a bit of water in. I’ve got water in here. Actually, I got hot. Probably warm water, cold water. But the sausage is okay. Please be all right. Yeah, this should be all right. They’ll be all right once I’ve cooked them anyway. You should invest in a pair of socks. A pair of socks. I’ve got waterproof socks on. Yeah, these are waterproof socks. So, you can get your These are sea shoes. I don’t wear I don’t wear hiking shoes. I don’t wear mountain bike shoes cuz when they get wet, you can’t dry them out. So, these are sea shoes. Uh you hang these in the sun. There’s not for your Oh, now now I get what you’re on about. All I can say, Nicole, I’m sure I’m sorry it’s not up to standard, but obviously you’re obviously just not it’s not working for you. Maybe if Dolly was here, it’d be all right. She’s brutal. Where’s Dolly when you need her? Yep. Yeah. The sausages up here are amazing though. I like buying sausages cuz I find that sausages last longer. Like if you buy chicken, chicken goes off too quick. But if you buy sausages, they’re all right. But the secret the secret of cooking sausages is this. Add a bit tiny little bit of water with the oil. They cook quicker. They don’t brown as quick, but it stops them burning and they they cook a lot quicker because of the steam. Saves you gas. And they’re going in a casserole. Anyway, let’s get the uh I’ll get the phone over. Hang on, Nicole. There we go. Thing is, I would have done this on uh on Meet Me, but if we was in lockdown, I w I do wish I’d done this a little bit earlier than later. Martin 69 says so as someone could meet me. Well, you’re you are Martin, aren’t you? You met me. That’s where we met through lockdown. That’s where uh that’s where Red is. I can’t believe she’s still on there to be quite honest. She was on there the other night. Martin 69 says, “Yeah, she’s still on there.” Nicole 1306 says, “Only when I’m bored.” Yeah, I understand like you had your following on there and stuff, but I don’t know. The problem is you you’ve got all the pervy guys that go on there. And don’t get me wrong, I know some of them make you laugh, but some of the ones that come in and you’re just like, really? Martin 69 says, “Yes, I popped into her live then lost her.” Like me and Martin, we come out with stuff for the lols, but some of the things the guys were coming out with were just cringe. really cringe. Nicole 1306 says, “I don’t mind being loved and adored.” I wouldn’t say some of the guys that were saying some of the stuff in your stream back then were being lovely. They were [ __ ] filthy. Locked a bit of filth. Uh Martin 69 says, “Think Dolly hates me.” Oh, Dolly hates everyone. That’s just Dolly’s uh natural mechanism, I think. Uh where is it? Says I’m down for that, too. You’re not allowed to be down for it anymore cuz uh Cheers. Desperado’s on me. Martin 69 says, “Abuse, abuse, and more abuse.” The only problem with Desper says, “Cheers.” The only problem with uh God, that table’s not flat. Hang on. Thing is, things slide and they fall off the table if you’re not careful. I do like a a desperado. They’re just so good. Come on, sausages. Don’t stick. No. Nelly’s 917 shelmet is wearing the last few strands away. 1306 says abuse is Dolly’s love language. party has finished another drink the other night. Did I what says me deal? Let’s go. Meal deal. I just throw a sausage on the floor. Says 5sec roll. Five. Yeah, 5second roll. If you drop it on the floor. It’s trying to get them all in cuz as they’re as they’re heating up the the gaps are getting a bit. How you doing, Sam? You all right? Yeah. What I’ll do, I’ll put a bit of water in with the oil. Bailey Dale says added vitamins. Added vitamins. Well, to be quite honest, I’m less likely worried about something dropping on the floor in a field than I am when I’m in town. Blank says, “Hey, Sam. Like when the when the kids 69 says, “Did you finish the drink Vanivo got you?” uh I left about 300 mil of it in my in my water bottle. I drunk a load when I got back to the hotel room. Says extra flavor, but no. Put a little bit of water in and just let them simmer and then once they’re kind of cooked through, then brown them off. It’s just easier cuz at the moment all the coatings burn off. Says, “Hey, Plasma said, “How did the cycling go?” Your cycling has been good to be quite honest. We had good weather, lovely people. We’ve met so many lovely people today. It just reminded me of being a child on the narrow boat with mom and dad when we used to come up the leads and Liverpool canal. But yeah, it’s been good. Ah, so yeah, tomorrow will be the the push to get from here down to Wales. So we should we should almost be on the border of Wales tomorrow or in Wales tomorrow sponges said sheep shag landing Martin 69 says that’s the big bottle. Well, there’s no point having Oh, actually in little I found the uh Desperados in little in cans. I think there was like 12 cans in little for like £11 something for this. I preferred them in cans because they were kind of a nice size. Like the bottles are too small. These were a little bit too big if you just want like a a Swift drink and Aldi I think they were cheaper. Plus the manager, she was lovely, weren’t she? She come over and she was asking all the questions. And this is why I take the bikes into Aldi. But I just it’s awkward because I can’t get into Aldi without someone opening the door. Again, if you are watching me on Twitch or Kick, please sub to me on YouTube. I’m trying to get my YouTube followers up. Fly like a bird says Thursday going to be hot. Oh, on YouTube. There we go. Fly like a bird on YouTube. Thursday’s going to be hot. Drinking more on this trip than you do on a whole year at home. I’m making up for the holiday, though. I’m making up for uh you think when we were on holiday I could only drink for one day. We got to Zanti. I had sickness and diarrhea. I was ill for about 4 days. I had a drink on the Thursday and got absolutely hammered. Smashed myself in the face with a sunbed. I lent on the sunbed and it smacked me in the head and I had blood all pissing at me head. But I was pissed. I didn’t care. And then we went home the next morning. So I had a hangover and then we got sickness and diarrhea when we got home. My daughter had to go to the doctors because of a bite. So yeah, Zanti was drama. It was a good holiday though, was it Sam? But roads, I want to go back to roads or go to another island like roads. Roads was a amazing holiday. So guys, if you’re enjoying this, hopefully at some point you will get to see me drunk. It doesn’t take much to be quite honest. I’m not really a drinker. [ __ ] sake. I just keep throwing them on the floor. It’s cuz I put too many in. How much water we got in there? That’s quite a bit. Martin says, “I follow you now on YouTube. Thought I had must.” Nice. Yeah. YouTube. Pardon. Pardon me. Says, “I’m going to the pub on Saturday with family and I’m planning on getting drunk.” So YouTube’s a weird one. I need 500 followers or subscribers, sorry, on YouTube. I then got to hit so many watch hours. Now there’s when I said this on stream the other day, there’s obviously people watching me. I got a message saying buy watches here after saying it on the stream. So people are people are botting me at the moment. So if you want to bot me and you want to pay for it, absolutely fine. I don’t care. It’s out your pocket, not mine. Uh, you might think it’s trolling. It’s not trolling me. Someone’s botting us. We haven’t had the follow bots lately, but you’ll get banned or they get banned if they try and do a follow bot on me. Uh, we we run Siribot and Siribot on uh Twitch has been pretty good to be quite honest. So, we sponges. We we had a problem with uh not hate raids, but we you were getting like what uh 10 or 15 people were coming into my YouTube channel and they’d start saying nasty [ __ ] and then they’d all be backing each other up and everything else. And I said to him, I said, “Well, carry on.” I said, “Cuz every time you come in, it look uh YouTube looks at it that someone’s commenting.” So, we started trending and then more people would come in. So, it completely done the opposite of what they were trying to do. Uh but then due to making sure everyone was safe, we had to make sure the bot was interacting with YouTube, we’ve now got that active. So if anyone comes in and says certain things, uh all character like too many emojis, too many uh too much paragraph or if they put par over a certain amount of characters, all the things that people do, they now get timed out automatically. So that’s all active now. And I think that’s why YouTube’s died off a little bit because they’ve stopped coming in. But we’ve got uh we’ve got a few people on YouTube watching now. So, thank you to everyone that’s on my YouTube channel cuz it’s kind of slowly growing and we’re getting seen in some of the more search results which is kind of grow the channel. But the problem is is after I get home, I won’t be live all the time and then you go back to the beginning again. So, if you’re not if you’re not streaming constantly, hitting the numbers and everything else, you basically get reset. You need to be literally flat out all the time. And it’s tiring. Like by the time you you do a whole day stream, I love doing this part of it because I can just be me and whatever else, but I hate the editing. What I need is is to get to a point where I can pay someone to do the editing so they can pick all the good bits, put that on social media. But getting to that stage is well, I’ve either got to win the lottery or just fingers crossed [Music] cuz I hate editing. The other day I had about 4 days worth of uh of content and I just deleted it all cuz it was just a headache. These are just falling to pieces on me, these sausages, because I’ve boiled them. The skins have gone soft. We need a bag. So, I think I’ll probably need I’ll put all the all the ones that are not broken I’ll put into a I’ll put into a bag and then the broken ones is what we make the stew with. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, we got that as well. We got a steak. Let’s put that on the floor. [Applause] The steaks for tomorrow. I want to get a barbecue from somewhere. We need to do a barbecue. [Applause] But these roll top bags, the these are okay, but they’re cheap. They rip really easy. But yeah, if you’re going to go camping, take some of these. These are like the medium size Tesco’s freezer bags. You put your phone in it, all your electronics, put them in your tent. If your tent gets flooded out, your stuff doesn’t get wet, food, cables, anything you need. They’re just really, really bloody handy to be quite honest. Plus the sponges are better than EK long time. They are Ziploc bags, mate. That’s what they are. Oh, let’s cut them up against the saucepan. Sam’s one for making like sausage. What’s it? She calls it I think she calls it sausage surprise. H just just medium sized Ziploc bags. You can probably get them from Asda. IKEA. Did you say IKEA? Long as they’re Ziploc, they’re fine. They’re just easy to uh Right. I want the crispy ones for breakfast. [Applause] How much sausage we got in there? Let’s have another one. Need to keep me energy up. Yeah, these are uh Scottish sausages. like it’s got well they’re not the lanc lancashier sausages I think but this frying pan the middle of it all the coating’s gone and it just burns I did try and buy a new frying pan before we come away [ __ ] how merry already it’s cuz I’ve not I’ve not really drunk much liquid today all I’m drinking is beer it’s the quickest way of getting pissed is cycle so you completely completely dehydrated. Then drink a beer on the way to both. Yeah. Yeah. [Applause] The other thing is obviously when you’re when you’re camping. So look, that’s all burnt on straight away. The only problem I find with most campsites is there’s nowhere to put I don’t like them sausages got in. It’s like caramel. Lots of sugar. The whole pan has gone caramelized. [Laughter] But because it like the pans are meant to be light, what happens? They burn really quickly. Ladies down there 69 car. So, if it was steak, when I do steak, if you anything that burns in the pan from steak, I’ll put water on it and I’ll turn it into a gravy cuz steak is different. But yeah, everything else is just if it’s just meat on its own, you can turn it into a gravy. But when it’s sausages and stuff like that, they’ve got all the sugar and the other stuff that burns and it’s just horrible. But yeah. Oh, it’s not a bad day, is it? This is like Cheers. Nicole’s very quiet. She’s either disappeared or uh [Music] the light has just completely overwhelmed her. [Music] I was trying to explain to her that when you’re cycling, when you’re doing this kind of distance, if you’ve got any kind of uh material that’s rubbing over the knee, doesn’t seem like a lot of resistance on your legs, but it does make a bloody big difference. So, I went out cycling. I think brakes would probably No brakes would probably agree me on this. Like, you go out cycling in a pair of trousers, you it makes such a difference. Like, you feel like you’ve done 100 mile and you’ve only done like 40. It’s so much like load on your legs. Whereas, if you’re wearing the uh the cycling stuff, it just frees your legs up. Becomes like a second skin kind of thing. It’s next to heat. Uh, right. Yeah, it’s not salt. Cool. That’ll be the base. I find a lot of the vegetables I’ve got sliced carrots this time. A lot of the vegetables have uh too much salt in them, right? We want that first. Ah, garlic. Always garlic. Lots of garlic. This is going to be like Russian roulette. Do we get vegetable or beef? They’ve all mixed. I’m not sure which what. Is that a beeftock or I’m really not sure. They’ve all mixed. I’m not sure what’s what. Oh, [ __ ] it. We just powder that in. That’ll do. Where’s the spoon? [Applause] Martin 69 says all goes down the same hole. [Music] Just trying to eat as much. Just trying to get some veg back in me. But yeah, they’re quick ball saucemans anyway. That’s what all these fin things are at the bottom. I don’t know if you can see them on the string and the kettle’s the same on the bottom. You got like the fins so they boil quickly. But no, look, I found that when you’re when you’re kind of doing this, it’s nice to have uh like you you want some meat, you want some veg, but you want some moisture with it as well. And the salt’s not too bad because obviously you sweat a lot when doing this. So getting the salts back into your body, but then salt dehydrates you as well. So yeah, plenty of fluid, plenty of salts, plenty of uh John says, evening John. Welcome in. Welcome in to all of my YouTube followers. We’re you’re slowly growing, which is quite nice. Hopefully at the top of the screen I’ll get to see uh some equal. It’d be nice to have like equal numbers across the board. So, your evening, mate. Uh, so we made camp. We’ve made So, we got to from Southport down to Liverpool. Unfortunately, the the ferry was was uh cancelled. So, yeah, the ferry’s been cancelled for a couple of days apparently due to maintenance. Bit sad really cuz that I was really looking forward to the ferry when you guys I think you guys were looking forward to it as well. So, yeah, we couldn’t get a ferry. We had to get the train and that was fun. Getting the bike into a lift, you have to stand it upright and that’s just Yeah, that’s a whole new challenge. John says I came on this morning. Yeah, I remembered this morning, mate. Don’t you worry. Uh on YouTube, we’ve got bird. Are you still there? I’ve bird something. Uh on YouTube, we’ve got John on YouTube now. Parting Martin 69 says, “Could have got some duty freeze.” Lol. Could have got some duty freeze. I wish like I wish I I made a bit more money during the streaming. Uh just so I could I wouldn’t have to worry about where I’m going, if that makes sense. Like I’m on on a kind of budget. I think we should be in budget by the time we get back. Last year, as I said, cost us quite a bit and I expected it to be quite costly, but not as costly as it has been. That’s boiling already. Yeah. [Music] And what I’ve done in the when I make this in the past got a nice evening for sleeping out. What’s the weather for tomorrow? How do we know? People have been saying it’s going to be quite hot. Now, I’d love to go to Snowonia. I think we’ve done Scotland, so going down to Snowonia would have be amazing. The only problem I’m worried about is I might not make it all the way home depending on campsites cuz camps like tonight was quite nice. I had 15 quid cash left. That’s all I had on me cash and the guy was okay with that. So, we’ve spent the cash. Uh, for this trip, I had about 2 and a half grand is what I put away for it. And so far, we’ve spent at least 1,500 quid. 69 says, “I fro on tomorrow.” Okay, mate. Is that because of drive the driving medical and stuff? Yeah. John says going to be warm tomorrow. Let’s have a look. Let’s have a look. So, it says we’ve got sun out until 7:00 and then it’s cloudy apparently all night. It’s going to be cuz it’s thingy. We got sun 7:00 in the morning, 8:00 cloudy. It says here it’s going to be cloudy all tomorrow. 69 says Y HPSC medical. So, it says it’s it’s cloudy all tomorrow. Martin, the company you work for, do they because I’m looking I was looking at driving jobs and I was looking at going into the uh driving coaches and stuff as well. I’d kind of like to do a bit of everything. So, I’d like to do a little bit of lorry driving, a little bit of coach driving. You only live once, so I’m looking at different avenues to do different things because there’s no point. I don’t want to be stuck in a job at I was stuck in a job for 20 years. I loved it. But you always find managers and people that are in charge are just [ __ ] So I want to kind of mix it up a bit because got to make the most of it while I’m here. John says that you sleep well. John, I sleep better in the tent than I do in a hotel. I don’t know if this is the same for everyone else, but when you when you’ve got your own tent, you’ve got your own bed in your own sleeping bag, you get used to it. And after about 5 days of being away, are you talking about tick? You just kind of you get used to it. So, I like the tent. U the air bed’s really comfy. So, I’ve got my own little inflatable cushion. I’ve got my own little inflatable air bed. The secret with the air bed is don’t pump it up too hard. So, you start pumping it up and when you sit on it, if you can just feel your bum touching the floor, that’s perfect. And then when you lay down, you’ll feel yourself kind of float. And when you roll on your side, my hips are just kind of touching the uh the foam mat through the through the inflatable bed. And it kind of just gives you this, it kind of feel fits your body perfectly. When you pump them up hard, I find that I get back ache. So I always leave mine slightly flat. And the other thing is if you leave them slightly flat, if you elbow on it or you sit on it, you won’t pop it. If you pump them up hard and you lean on them, you’ll pop them. 69 says, “My job is okay because you get left to do it. Plus, when I go back in September, I will have a 75 plate coach. Nice. Well, I done my job for 15 years. I knew what I was doing. I’d ring clients up. I knew instantly soon as I talked to them, nine times out of 10, I would know exactly what the problem was. And I was just laid back. I’d be like, “Yep, yep, yep. That’s what I like to do.” And I do miss it. I miss my job so badly. It was like the best job in the world. But it just seems that you can’t do a job anymore without someone trying to micromanage you. And that was the problem. Right, the carrots all breaking up now. I want my carrots all broken up. I normally I like mixed veg. I like carrots, peas. How salty is it? All right, it’s not that salty. Let’s throw a pasta in. [Music] What we got? Tomato and herb. Yeah, let’s have a tomato and herb. [Applause] What the hell? I always find these things from Audi. There we go. That’s my bin bag. John says I am older than you. I will struggle to get down on the floor. Now, I’ll tell you what, John. Right. The one thing I’ve found about doing this, let’s put some more water in there now. That’s going to soak all that water up. When you do this, Martin 59 says, “I never thought that I would be driving a coach at my age.” your your body changes and it’s for the best. So, you do struggle to start off with, but because you’re doing something you normally wouldn’t do, your body just adapts. And I know as you get older, you it’s more of a challenge. But all the people I’ve met on the journey of doing this, the walkers and the climbers and everything else, some of them in their 80s, uh, as I said, last year we met a guy who was 85 and he was walking the whole country and he said the same thing. He said there’s people his age that are sitting in a room that can’t move and they’re struggling with life. And then because he’s doing what he’s doing, he’s not struggling. The body is an amazing thing. And I’ve learned that you can push it to things you wouldn’t think you’re possible of. Lots of sponges. And it’s not it’s not just physical, it’s mental as well. When I started doing this, brakes would tell you no brakes. a good mate of mine, another streamer. Uh, can we give No brakes a shout out, please. He He was the one that started this. He said, “Oh, let’s do lands in to Jon.” And I thought he was mental. So, no breaks. I thought he was mad. Southport the other day. RL Adventures says, “Welcome Mark.” Hey, there we go. Adventures says, “Welcome Mark. Fly RL Adventures says, “Welcome film and sound production.” Welcome film and sound production. Oh god, there’s lots going on. Everyone on YouTube. Basically, my YouTube I don’t know what’s going on with YouTube, but it repeats the uh it repeats it twice. Uh here’s the question. Who’s watching on my shorts on my shorts feed? And who’s watching on my main channel? Once you do this, you cannot sit at home anymore. I feel boredom. Yeah, guys. Seriously, if you’re sitting indoors and you’re liking what you see, you’re telling yourself you can’t do it, you can. You seriously can. I’ve met people doing stuff like this that are in wheelchairs and all sorts. Main channel. Main channel. Okay, cool. Yeah, there’s someone just coming called uh How much water’s left? Oh god, we need more water. John says that’s good. It’s true. I stop work early due to health. I try to move best I can. Plasma sponges says I cycling to work even if it’s 15 minutes there and back. Right. John, I’ve got a mate, right? And I’ve grown up with him. We’re not talk. Well, he’s not talking to me at the moment. I don’t know why. Uh I can’t be asked with wondering why. Life’s too short. Uh at some point I’m sure he will come and my door is always open for him. John, if you are watching, mate, my door’s always open. You’re still my mate. You’re like a brother to me. But I just haven’t got time for whatever drama uh is going on in your head. Uh but I love him like a brother. Bless him. But it’s just kind of weird. He just kind of goes on one like the world’s don’t know like the world hates him or something. I don’t know. Plasma sponges says sometimes I race the bus home. But uh but yeah, you can all do this once you stop moving around. And he I think he would agree with me on this, right? So he’s been sitting indoors playing with the phone, not going out. And his ankle he’s only he’s younger than me. I’m 47, so he’ll be what 45 44 sitting indoors. His ankle swoll up. He was in agony walking because he wasn’t moving. As soon as you stop and you stop moving around, your body will shut down on you. And I hope that this was a wakeup call for me. I don’t want to stop now. This was difficult. So I done no training for this year. Last year we were cycling and doing lots and lots of fitness all the way through the year. Me and Brakes being out doing our little adventures. And then we went and done what we done. I done a week’s worth of So the week before we come to Scotland, I went around the coast and these guys will tell you I broke myself after 3 days. I was so sore. I couldn’t sit down in the saddle. my my underc carriage was really bruised and beaten cuz I hadn’t been riding the bike for so long. So took two days off, went back out and then we done like a massive 45 47 mile blast. That was on the the week before. I DJed on the Saturday night because I had a client that really wanted me to DJ at their event. Done that. And then the Monday morning we was on the train to Scotland. So uh yeah, it’s been uh it’s been pretty much flat out. So the carrots have all broken down. We’ve now got Look, it’s not quite casserole, but says I can vouch for that. Being disabled myself, you adapt how you do things differently. I get most of my fitness from playing VR. It keeps me fit. Okay, mate. Do you mind me asking, John? Disabled in what way? Is it your legs? What doesn’t work properly? Uh mine’s probably my brain. Uh my my brain I have a fight with it every day. So mentally, yeah, not right in the head. But I used to do track days and there was a guy that used to turn up in an Audi and he could [ __ ] drive and he he was his legs didn’t work and he was the funniest guy I have ever met. Like proper funny cuz he would come out with he was a really good-look guy as well. The ladies loved him but he would uh he would make jokes about his uh disability all the time. We used to go up to Brand Hatch and have do track days and stuff and he was he was a funny guy. But yeah, he didn’t let anything stop him and he was good. He was quick. He had like all the hand controls and bits and pieces for the throttle, for the push and pull, for the brakes. Martin Sutton says cereal falsy left side weakness. I also have a brain injury from epilepsy. [ __ ] hell, mate. Tick the boxes. Well, nice to know you, dude. Nice to know you. Long as we can all giggle together, it doesn’t matter. I think that’s the uh that’s the strength of streaming of being in my stream. Doesn’t matter what we got wrong with as long as we can have a laugh. Cheers. Right. More water. The only downside of eating this is I’m going to fart like there’s no tomorrow. I was going to buy a tin of tomatoes and I thought no carrots are probably more healthy but it’s a good mash. Look says yes aim. I have hand controls on my car. Love racing. Have you have you definitely merry now? This is the good thing about cycling all day and not drinking hardly any water. You drink one beer and it’s like you’ve had 10 beers. It’s perfect. It just means I need to hit the water in a minute. Uh, Plasma Sponges says, “Well, at least the tent will stay warm.” Lol. I’m more pissed now. John says I was bone to bone and arthritis all over. I am 60 as said. I keep going. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, John. I’ve got something wrong with my Let’s Turn this off. I’ve got something wrong with my joints now. I’m not sure what it is. I went to the doctors and I’ve asked them my hands, my fingers don’t dislocate, but they kind of go into a spasm. So, I’ll be doing something and they just do this and I’m like and my brain I I’ll be working on a car and I’m trying to do a nut up and my my fingers do this and I’m like, “What the [ __ ] going on?” And I have to shake them and they’ll come back again. So, I went to the doctors and they said, “Well, does it hurt?” And I said, “Well, not when they spasm it doesn’t, but sometimes my joints hurt.” And you ask them all these questions. And they said, “Like, what have you been doing?” And I said, “Well, normally I I eat cake.” And I told him what I do. And they went, “If that’s working for you, continue doing it.” And this is what my doctor, he was an Indian doctor, and he said, “Because if that fixes your problem, then uh just keep on what you’re doing.” But yeah, every 20 to 30 days, I need to eat some cake. and it kind of stops it from happening. I don’t really get the pain. So, a couple of weeks ago, I had pains in my shoulders, my elbows, my wrists from riding the bike, and it was absolutely killing me. One of my knees was playing up and then I met some guys in Scotland and they were very happy to have a bit of a smoke with me and uh I’ve been fine ever since. So, they need to look into what what it what’s in it cuz it it fixes my issues. But I like to eat cake. I like to on a Friday night or something. I’d like to have a cake better than alcohol cuz I sleep sleep for England. But yeah, it fixes my issues. Uh so there’s definitely something there medically they need to they need to sort out for people. Sutton says my doctor asked if I did that too. I don’t, but she did recommend if I could find someone she would give me a letter. Uh Mark, whereabouts are you? I’d love to meet up with you. I’d love to sit down and have a cake with you or something at some point. and then hear from you if it fixes your issues. If not, you will definitely be giggling for the next five hours with me. Uh but yeah, people people frown upon it like in in this food will be nice when cooked. You’re doing well. Food will be nice when cooked very much so. But yeah, I looked at uh h what’s his name with Parkinson’s from Back to the Future like What? He’s He’s a M. Like literally, he’s a legend. Did you see the bit where he got up and played guitar the other day? I was watching that. Like literally, but I’m sure he must be doing it cuz if he’s not, what’s fixing his issues? Mark and Sutton says Michael J. Fox. Yeah, but people are very much uh stuck in their ways and people frown upon it. He says, “After Richard Hammond had his accident, he came down to my work to highlight awareness on how people can achieve even after something seriously like that.” Yeah, that was scary. That was really scary. But people do frown upon you. Like you meet people and you watch them turn their noses up. Oh, you’re you you do that. And I’m like, and if I go back to my 20ies, so I used to, there was this girl called Sonia and she’s a lovely girl and she had a daughter and she’d kind of moved away from where she was and the church were putting her up and at the time something uh I think her husband at the time he was a he weren’t a very nice guy and they were trying to keep her child away from him for obvious reasons. I’m sure you can work out what was going on. And I met her and she was lovely and she was diabetic and she collapsed outside the house and I remember she couldn’t talk and she was almost passing out and I had to go and get her medicine and the neighbors opposite were like [ __ ] scum giving it all. Obviously it really stuck up rich people were looking down on her because they thought she was a druggie. She was she was diabetic and she injected her insulin because you that’s what you do. that they looked at it that that she was doing some kind of illegal substances and it was watching that how people look at other people without knowing the full story and that’s going back to my early 20s. So yeah, I’m very much like I don’t care any I think you reach an age in life where you don’t care what people think anymore because life’s too short. So yeah, but that was horrible to watch that. They would have let her die laying outside the house and all she needed was her insulin and they were too they were too blind to see that what she had wrong with her wasn’t an addiction. It was what kept her alive. So yeah, [Applause] I think I’ve I’ve cooked enough food for two people. Film and sound production says turbo power turbo person. So what do you do with a channel called uh sound and something production? What do you do on YouTube? Sounds interesting. Tell me more. This is going to be like fart power. [Music] We got to cook more sausages as well. I’ve got more sausages for breakfast. They’ve got to be cooked. [Applause] But yeah, for everyone who’s new here, I’m Clive if you haven’t wor already, and I’m actually a Twitch streamer, but currently streaming on multiple platforms to just try and get some more people to know that I exist. I raised money for Great Or Street Hospital and I’d like to do a little bit more, but I think the streaming kind of l it takes a little while to uh for people to know you exist. Plasma Sponge says battle royale. Oh yeah. So if you’re watching the little people on screen, that only works on Twitch. So on Twitch, you can do battle royale against each other. We can do basketball as well. Start basketball. uh one of the mods exclamation mark basketball and then you on Twitch you can do red or uh red or blue join a team and then you have to type in different things in chat to try and get scores in the goal and you can compete against each other button says yeah I’ll start it off if you’re watching on YouTube you’d have to come over to Twitch to play Let’s get some games going. Basketball. Was that started? Yeah, it should come up with a game on screen. Oh, that’s turned out quite nice. So, I won the battle royale. I should have cooked up even more and said if seeing if anyone else wanted 69 says in a phone call. Okay, mate. Well, dinner’s served. Dinner’s good. We got vegetable. I don’t know why no one sells mixed vegetables. So, a co-op doesn’t sell mixed vegetables. What was the other shop we went in? Was it Lis? We’ve been in Londis. I’m trying to think of the other shop. There’s another shop that’s quite common. They all do carrots or peas, but they don’t mix vegetables. Well, this tastes better than the breakfast I had at says. I guess it depends on what the customers buy. Well, you think vegetables would be like a normal thing. Doing this, the carrots just turn to mush. But better than nothing. It’s difficult what to eat when you’re doing this. I used to eat a lot of uh chicken with ginger. Steam past office says like people who only buy fresh food don’t want to buy mixed ve promise I can’t buy I can buy fresh vegetables but then you got to boil them and it takes longer to cook them so it cost me a lot more in gas is trying to find things I can cook that don’t take as I think we’ve done pretty good this year so far in this whole trip. That’s the second guess. I’ve not bought a gas, have I? Or have I? Did we buy one? No, I think we did, didn’t we? Did we buy one at Do we buy one at Halford’s? I can’t remember. It’s all a blur. I’m sure we bought one at some point. You guys will remember. [ __ ] I haven’t got a clue. There’s been so much going on. Says, “Yeah, halfway and day 30.” That red one got given to us. That got given to us in Tindrum. There was a there was a hiker lady. I think they’d only gone to uh to do the mountain range and she didn’t need it. So, she handed it in. And as she handed it in, I got it. past office says, “Oh, yeah, that was nice.” But yeah, hi to everyone that’s checked in that’s been on the on the route. It’s really weird. So, everyone we’ve met on on the uh on the journey, a lot of them don’t have they don’t even know what Twitch is. When I’ve said to our live stream on Twitch, they don’t know what it is. So, they come into the YouTube. So, that’s been quite nice. But as you said, last year we started in Cornwall, so we had everyone in every every kind of uh little village we went into, pardon me, pardon me again, are really busy. And that kind of blew up the stream before we kind of took on the adventure. And it’s only starting now. Now we’re getting into some of like the really kind of busy areas and people taking uh picture of the bug. 1306 says, “I thought it was just something you did in old age. Twitchy eyes. Farting Martin 69 says, “Be Nicole, did you get did you get bored? Did you need to come back and look more at the uh the leggings? Did you Nicole loves Lyra. So, if you’re on the Discord and you can see Nicole, please send her pictures of Lyra.” Steam pass office says she wanted to see the Lyra manggina. VCC_18 says I have a boner. Nicole 1306 says I was hoping you’d be in a sleeping bag or something more covered up with a bag over your head. BCC_18 says said hi. How you doing? I have a boner. Well, you look after that. Nice. Clyde’s IRL Adventures says, “Welcome BCC_18.” Clyde’s IRL Adventures says, “Welcome BCC_” on the plus side. Mine’s bigger. Says she’s into Lyro management. Lol. We’ve got someone on YouTube at the moment. Apparently, he’s got a boner. All I can say is get to the back of the queue. Thank you, Northern Island Gamer, for joining the community. Northern Ireland Gamer, welcome. How you doing? Uh to the guy on YouTube, you turn me on. Nice. I’m sure I’ll be able to turn you off pretty quickly. Uh maybe uh we need to get I need to get Red or Nicole on YouTube. Nicole 1306 says, “Are you streaming in two places?” Steam past offer says, “Enjoy M while you got them.” Steam pass off says, “Haha, enjoy.” 6 says that stream sounds more fun. Go on, Nico. I’ll jump over to YouTube. Go and say hello. Sutton says only fans. Did you seriously just do Only Fans? Mark and Sutton says law. Plasma sponges says law. I think old get sent that. He he set that up ages ago. The only fans thing and I changed it. Plasma sponges says all I can say is if you’re on YouTube, you need to get out more often. BC_8 says it’s getting bigger. Uh, can I get some of the mods over to YouTube, please? Uh, we’ve got someone over there thinks they’re funny. Uh, I need the comedy to go to YouTube. So Nicole, Steen, everyone jump to YouTube. Let’s have some lols. 1306 says, “Don’t be miserable.” I’m not being miserable. I’m getting drunk. Nicole 1306 says, “I’m trying to find that channel.” BCC_18 says, “Daddy chill.” Oh, I’m chilling. Don’t worry, we’re coming. Don’t know where I’m coming, but we’re coming. BCC_18 says, “Daddy.” No, it can’t be. I can’t be your daddy cuz your mommy definitely swallowed. Seems that she should have every time. [Applause] Oh no, I’ve run dry. Red’s well used to that. We’ll do the washing up in a minute. Let’s have some lols. Where’s my sausages? I’ll cook them in a minute. I’m taking time out just for you. I can’t see his name. Hang on. We got to try and highlight it so I can see what his name is. I still can’t I can’t see his name. It’s too bright out here. Farting Martin 69 says, “Vick again. It’s like the hot line.” It is, mate. Uh Martin, jump over to YouTube channel. We’ve got someone over there that thinks they’re funny, so let’s show them what funny is. Uh Red, can you uh can you get Dolly? I think this guy on YouTube needs some uh needs teaching how to be funny. So, don’t worry, whoever’s on YouTube, I’m sending the ladies to get you. And they are they are brutal. Let’s see how this goes down. Sponges says lol. Yeah. This is why I love having the community of people in the stream cuz when someone comes in and they think they’re funny, says I’m funnier. Exactly. say BCC_18 says daddy no. Mark and Sutton says it was BCC_18 and they on YouTube shorts. Lives RL Adventures says welcome Nicole Evans. Right. So Il Adventures says welcome Nicole Evans. Right. So they’re all on my YouTube shorts. 18 says bet. Martin Carter says I’m here. Right. So everyone’s coming over to say hello now. Right. So he’s on the YouTube shorts. Right. So come on then. Right. If you think you’re funny, let it go. Well, because this lot are so good. Um, the reason I love streaming is because the banter is just on fire. Got daddy issues. Apparently, someone apparently I’m giving them a boner. So, I’m just We need to find out why. Obviously, they need help. They’ve obviously got bad eyesight. Plasma sponges says hi. What is it with What is it with me affecting blind people? I need pudding. CC_18 says I have daddy issues. Plasma sponges says go on try. Well, I’m putting a guaranteed you’re male. Uh because we don’t you don’t get many females come in and have a dig. Nicole Evans says in that outfit. Leave my outfit alone. Right. We need chocolate. Where’s the chocolate? Is it this one or this one? They need more than help, mate. If Nico and Dolly come in, they’re going to need Well, they will run. Get out. What do you What do we get from the shop? Oh, we got racer bars. I think they’ve got shot. They’ve gone shy on you, Nicole. You’ve scared them off. Oh, but yeah, if you come in because you’re bored and you’re just feeling like a little bit of bullying or whatever else, you come to the right place. BCC_18 says, “Ch, it’s not that serious.” Oh, we’re not serious. Don’t worry. We just like a bit of comedy. And you’ve come into the stream and you’ve brought it. So, CC women are scary. Women are scary. Well, you can identify as whatever you want these days, can’t you? I gave a link to Samaritan’s website. You gave them a link to Samaritans. So, my stream is all about getting outside and exploring and just being free. So, and it’s also to support and raise money for children’s charities. BCC_18 says I don’t need that, but at the same time says no comedy found here. Don’t back out now. You can’t you started this. You came in and wanted a bit of banter. So, uh yeah, feel free. We’re a funny bunch and you’ve got Nicole and she’s pretty we like she’s quick and she will uh she will give you some serious banter. Now, if she gets Dolly in here, then you’ll be scared. You don’t want to hear I have seven views. See, the thing is is I multiream. Look at the screen. Unless you got bad eyesight. We’re about 69 viewers on Twitch. And my community is bigger than that. It kind of people come and go. I’m live from 9:00 in the morning until through to 5, six, seven or whatever. Martin says, but to me 18 says, “Is it a jerk of two days in a row?” Nicole Evans says, “Not as quick as when he’s around the under 18.” [Laughter] Martin Carter says uh Neo I don’t know if you got this_18 says bye-bye now. Oh we scared you off. Have you got you haven’t got mommy daddy issues you got mommy issues. Have a good day. Yeah I thought you was going to be funny. You’re weak. Well, all I can say is be safe, look after yourself, and if you if you want to have a laugh, come back. The doors always open in my streams to have a laugh. We’re a lovely bunch, really. Plasma sponges, says Bosch. Steam pasta says, “Don’t scare me off.” I think they’ve run away, Steen. I think As I say to everyone that comes in and wants to troll me, I’m like, “Okay, let’s have some banter.” To me, it’s just a bit of banter. That’s all it is. And my stream is open to everyone. If you feel that you’re not fitting into society or whatever, the doors open. We’re here to raise money for charity and have a laugh. So, if you want to come in and and try and troll us, let us know why you want to troll us. Why are you trolling? There’s got to be a reason behind it. Dr. Sponges says, “Please speak to someone. You are not alone.” 18 says, “Said hi.” Nine times out of 10 when people come in trolling, it’s because they’re either trying to escape from reality, they’re being bullied theirelves, or they want to talk to someone. So talk. Look, I do this because I love adventuring. I stream because it’s nice to have people with you when you’re doing these adventures. At the same time, it’s nice to get people to get out and about. Steam past office says, “Yeah, some of us just want to laugh.” Yep. So, yeah, if you just want to have a laugh, come and join us. We’ve got a really good bunch of people in here. Now, mainly they pick on me. They won’t pick on you guys. Like I call Nicole my friend and as soon as she comes in the stream, the first thing she will do is rip the [ __ ] out of me the moment she comes in the stream. [Applause] I better go and wash that frying pan. I need to cook. Oh, I do like this whole nut chocolate. thing is with YouTube, it only tells me seven people are watching. It doesn’t tell me which channel they’re on. Doesn’t tell me whether it’s shorts or the uh the normal channel. So, why you guys have all gone over to YouTube? Is there more people coming in now? because the number’s gone up. Back to Twitch. Just making sure it’s not too late. I don’t want to be talking on stream while people are trying to sleep. So, I’ll probably uh I’ll finish this chocolate bar and I’ll shoot off and get some sleep. Got to get to Wales tomorrow. M steam past offer says nice plasma sponges says sheep shagger yatesy land steam past office says you should get some whale beef to celebrate [Applause] [Music] It keeps losing the uh AP says thought you were wearing a sleeve, but that’s a sunburn. Is that the best you can do? I think you need to go back to Il Adventures says welcome AP. You need Adventures. You need to go back to the drawing board. If that’s the best you can do, you need to try harder. I thought your mom swallowed, but obviously you’re here, so she doesn’t. That’s the level you need to hit that kind of bar. If you’re going to come in and try and be funny, be funny. Right. Where are we going to hit? [Music] Plasma Sponges says, “Try harder, daddy.” BCC. Yeah. All I can say is you’ve got Nicole and you got Dolly, right? They’re both female and they are really funny. If you can hit that kind of level on that kind of bar, then you you’re worthy. They’re like they’re nasty to me. Pretty nasty. That’s 45 mile Rexom is. So Rexom is only 32 mi. So we can do Rexom easy. So if I get up early, we can be in Rexom. We just need to find somewhere to camp. Plasma sponges says BCC, you haven’t achieved wetness yet. Daddy BCC, give me more harder. Daddy BCC. No, it’s just it’s just not working for me. As Nicole would say, at the moment I’m dryer drier than the Sahara. [Music] I’ll tell you what, we’ll give you one more turn. If you can make me laugh, then we won’t ban you. If you don’t make me laugh, moderators, ban him. Plasma Sponges says neither did BCC’s parents’ condom. Right. You either become part of the community, say something funny, apologize, or get banned. Just cuz that will make me laugh. [Music] I think it’s quite young a young person that’s coming. [Music] So if you’re younger than me, I’ve got more followers than you have. That’s all youngsters worry about now, ain’t it? Who’s got more follows? Follows don’t really bother me. I think all I want is the people that come into my stream that have a laugh at me every day. Mark and Sutton says, “Turns out they are not even remotely funny.” That’s the problem, Mark. But yeah, I was going to say what makes me happy is just the regular people that come in the stream and just have a bit of banter as we’re riding along. It just kind of makes my life, it takes my mind off some of the struggles. And when we were going through Scotland on some of them hills and that torrential that well coming from Penri to Kendall if it hadn’t been for you guys in the stream I just want to give up. Says yes agree. I love watching. I would have given up. So it was these guys that kept me going because they were like look you can do it. And it it’s weird, isn’t it, how just people telling you you can do it to push you on. This chocolate bar is too nice. Let’s have a look how many calories we burnt. It’s only been a short day. has said yes. It can help a lot if your mindset isn’t there at the time. It starts to fade like when in the wind and rain it it started to hurt. I was running out of energy. I was soaked through. I was cold. And you you guys were just taking the piss, right? You weren’t giving me sympathy. You were just taking the piss. And that kind of just made me fight on through. And that’s what I want. All right, let’s have a look. Uh, cycling. Open up the GPS program. [Music] Uh just to say if you do want to follow me on Straa to see where the roots go, if you want to compete against me or see some of the places I’ve been, uh exclamation mark socials. That will bring up my website. From there, you can get my Straa, my socials, and everything else. Helps a lot in those cases to have someone who can get your minds off it. Bailey Dale says, “Yes, if you cycle backwards, you will get there quicker.” Haha. Markin Sutton says, “I got the joke from a team’s meeting. and I had and boss tried to tell a joke. They are not even remotely funny. Yeah, there you go. Basically, you’ve just been ruined. Uh thing is, Mark, some sometimes I find that people that come in and they have a dig at streams. We had a guy years ago, and this is to everyone out there, right? This guy came in, he was being really really abusive and everything. And it turned out he’d been bullied. He’s been bullied his whole life. He was overweight and everything else. And he came in and he he was trying to be [ __ ] nasty and whatever. And in the end, we basically said to him, “Look, why why are you being an ass? Come and talk to us. Like, what’s up? Like, tell us.” And he was in tears. And he’d been bullied. And it was his way of making himself feel better. I was to come in and try and bully other people. And it was like this kind of circle. And I said, “Look, dude, rather than come in and do that, why don’t you come and have a laugh with us?” And I can’t remember his name. This is back on Mixer. And he came in and he was a lovely lad. It turned out he was a really lovely lad. But it was his way of because everyone else was doing it to him. And we said to him, “Look, [ __ ] them off out of it. Get rid of them cuz life’s too short. You shouldn’t be suffering because of other dickheads.” And uh Oh my god, they got three of them. says hi. They got three of the little things and he turned out to be a really nice lad and we said to him, I think it was because we were older than we he was. Um hopefully we changed his way of thinking. So yeah, it’s life’s too short. Don’t don’t be like that. Don’t feel that you have to kind of take it on other people because you’re being bullied. If that’s happening to you says exactly if that’s happening to you, come in and have a laugh with us because we’re all older. We’ve been there. and we’re probably to help you to be quite honest because bullies are people that are just they’re not happy. So they’re taking it on you because they’re jealous of whatever you’ve got. Don’t let that be the way. Don’t let them bring you down because they’re [ __ ] So yeah, come and join us and come and join the Discord. I’m sure if you reached out to any one of us on Discord and said, “This is what happening.” We go okay, well that doesn’t happen in here. This a safe space. We take the piss out of each other on a daily basis for the fun of it. And once you’ve kind of grasped that and you find it funny when they take the piss, you’ll go, “Yeah, whatever.” And it won’t get to you anymore cuz you’ll see the funny side of it and you’ll you’ll have the power then cuz once they can’t get to you, you’ve won and they’ve lost. And that’s as easy as it is. So yeah, don’t be that person. Right. What was we doing? Uh I need to go to Twitch. I need to copy and uh I need to do the thing for my uh miles per day. Create a dashboard. Edit. I need today’s title cuz I copied that to my uh mystra. Where’s Straa? Come on Straa. There we go. Day 30. Plasma sponges says or otherwise this will help. Please speak to someone. You are not alone. Yeah, we have got a link. If you do exclamation mark help, it will bring up a a link so you can talk to someone if you need to talk to someone. If I can’t fix you on stream, then hopefully somewhere else you can speak to someone somewhere else. No matter how like bad things are in life, if you’re struggling, there’s someone out there that can talk to you and take that away. There’s more to life than uh than that. Look at me out here doing this. Steam past office says if watching the stream makes you too depressed, call someone. Yeah, if you if you’re too depressed watching me. Uh like this lot had it really bad and then they started watching me and it’s got 10 times worse. So yeah, join the join the queue. Steen’s never felt as bad, have you ste every day? Like Nicole, she hates my face. She’d prefer to be sitting on it though. Steam pasta says no. It’s horrible. I’m hoping Nicole’s still around just so she can come in and have a dig. Steam pasta says my shrink is making millions on me. Shrink. That’s what I do when you talk to me, Steen. It’s never been as small. Right. Me. Right. Let’s have a look. So today, what have we done? So we done 34 mile today. Elevation three uh 738 foot. So we’ve climbed a little bit today. Moving time four hours eight. Steam past office says from what Sam said, it’s always that small. Oh, we’ve only burnt 2,651 calories today. Uh you know, mate, you’re up. Yeah. Yep. The sun’s out. I’m enjoying it. Where you come from? Uh Jon Well, I started in Wick to Jon Gros across the across the north and all the way down the west. You do you doing the two ends, are you? I I done the two ends last year. So last year we done Land’s End. You come up the country through Bristol and then you cut across up through Commentary through Leeds and you end up on the east side. So you go right up the east. So I went back to where I finished last year and I’ve doing the rest. So I’m going to go down. I’m going to go down to Rexom. Then I’m going to cut all the way down to Worcester, Oxford Cheer, back to London, through London, back to Kent. Crazy. Do you know everyone’s been saying that, but like I’ve got I live stream, so I’ve got a lot of people following me and we have a chat. Tried to video it through the window to try and pick it up, but it won’t pick it up. Do a search for Clive’s Adventures on YouTube and Facebook, Clive’s Adventures. But yeah, we were just sitting here having a chat and obviously you always get someone coming that wants to be a [ __ ] Um, we were just taking the piss. So, uh, it’s like being in your country pub. I’m sitting here cooking dinner and they’re just ripping the [ __ ] out of me the whole time. So, it’s it’s perfect. So, yeah, I’m out here on me own, but at the same time, I’m not on my own. So, yeah, it’s good. And I I do live quite well. Yeah. The amount of sausages going in the back. Oh, there’s still more. I’ve still got bring the cob out like, you know. Well, yeah. Yeah. So, you have to like tin of tin of veg, sausages, and a tin of veg is a is a good a good diet. And then lots and lots of chocolate and everything else. So, I live quite well, but that’s 60 kg fully loaded and it’s not electric. So, yeah. But getting here tonight, I found this yesterday kept ringing and no one answered. And I went to when I got here, I went, “I’ve been ringing you. No one answers.” He went, “I’ve been busy.” So, I never know if I’m going to find somewhere to camp. Yeah. But uh no, I’ve met some really good people on the way. So So how long do you think it’s going to take to do this trip? Maybe another two two weeks maybe. This is this is day 30. You got more done than me, mate. Well, we we’re just saying. So today I’ve done 30 34 mile today. We started in Southport this morning. I want a big bloody big engine. You just it’s literally just to you just pedal along to not not just slow and you chat to people along the way and I come pretty much through the whole of Liverpool is on the canal. Is that why you got the solar panel on that’s so that’ll be to charge my batteries although I could I could zap them if I need to. To keep your phones and what you going it is that yeah so tomorrow I probably put the solar panel here and in the morning when I wake up this is well this is dying now. So by the morning this will be back up to 100%. The sun will just top it up. But yeah, the batteries I normally just plug them in and give them a zap. They only take about an hour to charge. Excellent. And that’s what I’m running on now. So yeah, I’ll make the most of my dinner and then I’ll be probably turning in soon. Nicole 1306 says he’s on a journey of self-discovery to figure out his sexuality. Who said that? Hang on. Bailey Dale says he’s eaten that much meat he identifies as steak now. Uh Nicole says he’s on a journey to discover uh his figure out his sexuality. Uh Nicole, you’re not funny. You’re not funny at all. He’s eaten that much meat he identifies as steak now. Now I’ve I’ve eaten a quite a lot of meat, but I’m sure Nicole’s had a lot more meat than I have. Tuesday. Oh no, she will come back with worse. She’s very, very witty, shall we say? Bailey Dale says, “Lol.” Steam pasta says, “Haha.” If you was to count up all the cows in the whole world, she’s had more meat than all of them. There we go. Right, moving on. What did we do yesterday? 33 29 30 20 36 31 28 38 60 Right, let’s have a look. So, the day we done 60, that was logs to air. That was a really long day that day. Uh I burnt 5,368 calories that day and I don’t think we could put them back in. That was probably This is why I’ve been doing 30 mile days because 30 mile days is kind of a nice kind of average. It’s not too bad. So, in 3 days, I can almost do a 100 mile every 3 days, which I think is quite a comfortable ride. Uh, I’d say the coal is, but I haven’t had the uh the pleasure of finding out. It’s definitely pub talk, isn’t it? Oh, see that’s the level of funniness you need if you’re on YouTube. That’s that’s the bar. If you can’t hit that bar, 1306 says, “And you never will.” Well, in my dreams, I might. Bailey Dale says, “Haha.” Nicole 1306 says, “I thought you were all about the sausage anyway.” Well, yeah. Giving the sausage, not taking the sausage. Come on. You got to give it to me. That was quite funny. Right, let’s turn this off. Ready? A [ __ ] miss the pocket. I always miss the pocket. The dogs are in the window. They’re like, I’m going to stand in the window. Right, let’s have a clear up. I don’t know why I want to do this, but does that fit in there? No. Right. Put the eggs on the table because they’re going to soak up all the water. I need to bore this sauceman out. I need to get some water. Do we wash this one out? No. I need to go and get some water to uh wash everything. Nicole 1306 says at least something’s wet around here. [Music] You trying to tell me something as as the Lyra started to work? Right, everyone. Uh, I’m going to say thank you for today. Uh, thank you for keeping me occupied and busy and having a chat and a laugh while we have dinner. But I’m going to call it a day. Uh, I want to charge batteries. Sponges, says dude. I want to get the bed set up and stuff. and uh I want to go and get a shower and everything else. But yeah, thanks for coming in. Thanks for uh for everything you do for me really. Who we going to raid? Let’s go and find out who we’re going to raid. Have you come over for a raid yet, Nicole? Have you come over? Have you done that part? Steam past says S. Bailey Dale says great stream. Thank you. Oh, you’re welcome. Bailey says have a good evening. I will do. I’m probably just going to get a shower and go to bed. I don’t think Nicole has come over for a raid. Who are we going to raid? Nicole 1306 says, “Gay, right, let’s have a look.” No, seriously, Nicole, come over for a raid with everyone. Uh, who we going to raid? Guy. So, we’ve got Dimmitri. We’ve got Guyinds GoPro. Uh, is Sarah on? I don’t know if Sarah’s live. Let’s go and ride Sarah. Uh, oh, Kuma Monsters on. So, we’ve got Kuma Plasma Sponges says, “Nope.” Stevie D. Oh, she’s not on. Really? That’s weird. Nicole 1306 says, “No idea what you’re talking about.” Right. So, basically, Nicole, it works like this. So, on Twitch, so when I go off, rather than just all my viewers just it comes to an end, you do something called a raid. And what a raid is, it’s basically I forward on everyone watching me to someone else. Is on. So, by raiding someone else, yeah, go and watch Hitch. Go and have a look at Hitch. I’m sure you you’ll think he’s a bit of all right. He’s a good-look fella. Uh, I’ll put that in. So, she’s maybe like she fancies it a bit. Yeah, I can see Hitch is on. Who else is on? Uh, no one else IRL. Who’s that? Yeah, Hitch is Hitch is probably the out of all of them, he’s probably the most popular. Plasma Sponges says you will like Hitch’s Lyra. Yeah, Hitch is he’s good. 1306 says, “About time we got some eye candy.” [Music] Mark Sutton says, “I have someone walking in the Peak District.” I’ve already I’ve already started it, mate. Sorry. Yeah, Hitch is uh he’s one of probably one of the biggest IRL streamers on on Twitch. he but yeah he’s doing something similar so we’ve raided lately we’ve done with Dimmitri I’ve done Guy finds GoPro so yeah we do hitch again we’ve done Sarah so yeah so we’ll spread it out a bit but for everyone watching me says no worries hitch is good yeah if you’re watching on YouTube or if you’re watching on uh kick you won’t come over for the raid the the stream will just live for uh will just end for you so yeah uh either follow me on Twitch or I will see you tomorrow sponges says you’ve also done Pummer. I have not literally but I have. But yeah, uh go go literally go over to the raid uh Nicole and everyone goes and says raid and says hello and whatever else and says nice stuff and basically when you go over there you kind of support me as a streamer. I’ll try and come over with you anyway. But how long we got? It should be counting down out the bar anyway. So uh I will see you on the other side. Bye for now everyone. Much love.