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Morning, Katy. Can you let me can you let me know if the microphone’s working, please? But uh yeah, lithium batteries, you never know. No, I haven’t had any problems yet, but if I see smoke coming out of one of my bags, I know that uh You hear me? Good. Good. We’re literally just leaving the hotel now. Well, I say we, us online. Oh, God. Nice to meet you. And you? Good luck. You’re on your way home now, are you? Are you? Yeah. Oh, safe travels. And you? I don’t know where we’re going. I’ve got no route planned as of yet. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] There we go. I’ll turn the music down. Hide it really loud. Uh I don’t have to go shopping first. We have to go shopping further down. I haven’t really planned a route. Let’s get Let’s get navigation stuff set up first. [Music] You beat everyone today, Katie. Uh, right Matt. Katyas says, “Seems.” So, Steam pasta says, “Good morning.” Morning, mate. I’m getting really pissed off. As soon as I go outside, my map changes color. [Music] [Music] I don’t know where we’re heading to. [Music] What day are we on? Monday. So, the chances of meeting uh Kurt are probably pretty slim because I’m here. I don’t know if I want to do Liverpool or not. [Music] But yeah, I can’t see the map cuz you got Burken Head. We could go down into Liverpool, Burken Head, or we could just cut across, go down through Warrington. That was the original thing. I think we got to go through Preston first anyway. Don’t know. Do I just go along the coast? If I click South and go directions. Right, Southport. We got to go all the way around and back in again. So, that’s not going to happen. All right. So that that’s 53 mile all the way down to there. Fewer hills that way. That’s 55 mile as well. [Music] Is there not a boat or anything? It cuts the corner off. Which way do I start heading? [Music] [Music] Steam past offer says depends on where you’re going. Well, I’m going south, but it’s just working out which way to go. Do we go down the If we go down the coast, we’re going to have to come all the way back out again. And if we go If we go inland, we got to go to uh Preston to get back down anyway. So, see, I think we’re going to miss Kurt cuz Kurt’s uh But yeah, I was going to come down through head towards Rexom. [Music] I was going to try and see some people cuz I haven’t seen them in years. I used to live in the village and they moved to Rexom. So, I was going to go and say hello. Past office says just follow the coast then. Yeah, but if you follow the coast, it’s going to take me a lot longer to get down. Says, yeah, have a look at the map, mate. If you go down from Blackpool, you kind of go down. You got to go all the way around. You got to go to Preston. So, you got to go all the way east to come to go south anyway. So FR’s Rexen 91 mile just been Zach [Applause] 7 hours apparently to do 87 mile [Applause] 91 Oh, steam pasta says that’s short distance for you. Yeah, cuz you’ve got I want to stay away from Birmingham. So, I want to kind of come down. [Music] Yeah, cuz there’s quite a bit of water in there. Fewer fewer turns, fewer hills. The best route. 17 mile to Preston. Start. Share directions. Now I’m just going to have him on the phone. I think [Music] Hey, cuz the uh push the bag forward. All right. [Music] I hope the music’s not coming through the speaker. Steam house says we can hear. Oh. Oh, we had a good look at Blackpool yesterday, didn’t we? I think that’ll do. [Music] I got a complimentary breakfast. [Music] Hang on. Turn music down. Oh, where’s this taking me? [Music] [Applause] [Music] That’s taken around here. And apparently I got to go around this way. So it does try and keep me off the road. [Music] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Right. Handlebars. They’re going to fit through that little gap. Yep. Just right. Apparently now we’re on this road. [Music] [Music] Oh god. How there steam passer says SS. He’s got a good memory, ain’t he? This thing. [Music] Let’s go over here. Mark and Sutton says, “Morning Clive. I am at work, but have you on in the background?” Okay, mate. Morning. Morning. Offer says, “Haha. Only took me four weeks to remember it. It takes a little while as well. Steam pasta says morning mark. Right, just wait till the cars are all offed and then uh I’ll get back on the road. A mountain biker. Anywhere you can ride if possible it can be ridden. Mark and Sutton says morning steam. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning lurkers. Baileyale says morning Clive. Morning Bailey. Welcome in. Martin Sutton says it looking good out there today. It’s it’s looking lovely. It was raining last night I think. Uh for anyone who missed it, there are some really good clips. Uh I will be sharing them later. Uh, so riding down the seafront of Blackpool. Ah, there’s my hotel. Okay, look, there’s a Weather Spoons. We’re going to Weather Spoons. Grab a few drinks and then I can go straight back to the hotel. Then uh I told everyone where I was. They proceeded to buy me drinks. Bannybo bought me a [ __ ] a chug jug. So, uh I was like, “Okay, I’ll try and drink it. I only left I don’t know about half a glass I suppose last night in my bottle. Well, there’s about 300 mil I suppose left in the bottle. Mark and Sutton says we had thunderstorms last night. Ah, welcome. You You can have them. Now, you know how I feel. Well, you didn’t get wet though, did you? So, yeah, I chugged them said, “Right, everyone, I’m going to shoot back to the hotel now. Thanks for all the support and everything.” and uh treating me and get to the hotel. There’s a lovely uh receptionist called Eva. Eva reminds me of the robot film or cartoon. Sutton says last night was funing with drinks. Yeah. So she went, “I haven’t got you booked in.” I went, “Oh, please tell tell me the system hasn’t booked it like Monday or Tuesday.” She went, “Oh, it does that a lot.” I went, “I know. I used to stay at Travel Lodge a lot.” So she went, “Nope, you’re at the other hotel.” I went I said, “Well, I looked at the email.” She went, “Yep. It navigates you to this one every time. I went, “Oh, okay.” So, yeah, a bit of flirty banner and then uh was all good. Steamp stuffer says, “Haha.” Yeah, she was lovely. She was She was definitely marriage material. She had this kind of uh cheeky thing about her, but at the same time, you could tell she was kind of I don’t know, you know, like when if you push it, you know, she’d get all embarrassed. So, uh yeah, that quality, but then she was younger than me. I did a little What the hell? Live stream active. I think what was the other thing I was going to say? Uh ah Steen. Yes, routter. You know, I kept saying the routter kept turning off. We kept losing signal. I couldn’t work out what was going on. The USB cable was dodgy. If you knock, if you bent it the wrong way slightly, it stopped charging. I think that’s why the routers’s been going dead. They just don’t make these USB cables to last, do they? So hopefully it charges. Maybe it’s not the battery that’s knackered. It’s the charging cable. So, right. [Music] [Music] Bailey Dale says, “I believe that’s a common problem from what I’ve seen from other streams.” Yeah. What I’m what I need to do, Bailey, is on this bike because of the carry on the front, I just need to make a dedicated box for the streaming stuff. Uh, so the routter kind of velcros into it somewhere and all the cables just hang out the way. Are they going to let me go? I’m not going to squeeze through there if I get my timing right. The bags are great, but right, where are we going? Apparently around here. Morning, Mr. Postman. If the wind stays like this, I’ll be getting home in no time. I’m putting no effort in at all. It’s like I’m on an ebike. So yeah, if it stays like this all day, we could crack out an easy 50 60 mile. I’m in middle cog and nearly probably seven. Yeah, gear seven on the rear middle and on the middle at the front and just almost freewheing with no effort. [Music] Where are we going now? See, I know we’ve roughly got to go to Preston. So, we get kind of near Preston, then I’ll ren this is where it’s taking me at the moment. Mark and Sutton says a fellow streamer has one of those magnetic charger cable. It allows the cable to move around and puts less strain on the connector. Yeah, that would be good on that actually to be quite honest. Go on, mate. You need your transit. It’s got to be a trans in it. What did he say? Cycle faster. [Music] Maybe he shouted out bus wanker or bike wanker. I didn’t exactly hear what he said. [Music] [Music] There we go. Cars. He definitely said what I mean. He definitely shouted something at me. But some of them are funny. No accident. We’ll see where it takes us, shall we? Right. There’s two roads ahead. Which one are we going? Are we going the country lane here? I think we are. Yep. That’s a dead end that way. So, yes. Is it going away? [Music] Need to get some business cards cuz people ask me like, “What was it again?” I could just hand out some business cards. I know where I am then. They look grumpy, don’t they? It’s Monday morning. Grumpy grumpy face. Morning everyone on kick. How are we doing out there? Are we all right? I’m not sure the chat’s working half the time. So, if I do miss your comments, I do apologize. If you’re watching on YouTube, I’ll definitely miss your comments cuz it never bloody works. But good morning to you. Top of the morning to you. Ol says morning. Hello, mate. I was up until 1:00 a.m. pissing thanks to Banny Bow and Plasma. Was it just them two I need to thank or was there anyone else involved in last night’s shenanigans? Mark Sutton says you are in Blackpool like the second worst place to live next to Luton being the worst place. Luton. Is Luton a bad place? Bailey Dale says morning at all. Yeah. Morning. Oh my god. He’s his bike needs oil in. It’s like squeaking worse than I am. Well, well, probably worse than I’ll get as well. How’s your tablets going, mate? You enjoying them? I just find they’re a bit better than just plain water. No breaks, but says a pool. Hello, mate. Morning. Morning. Was you uh was you watching last night when Banny B and that [ __ ] Banny B ordered me a [ __ ] says hey no glass of uh I don’t know what you want to call it. M6 that way. Which way we going? Says I prepare plain water. Lol. aftertaste is horrible. Yes, it’s the that’s why I use the uh the sweet drinks to put a little bit of sweetness taste on them. No breaks but says hi at Martin Sutton. Olut says no. I missed the random stream and my stream count is now back to one. Oh yeah, last night. [Music] It’s him again. It’s the van man. I beat the van man. So yeah, last night Daily Dale says the drink shot look interesting. No breaks but says we had thunderstorms here yesterday. Yeah, you’re welcome to them. Keep them. I’m going to turn CTS off for a minute. Right. So, last night, oh my god, everyone’s driving at each other like [ __ ] So, we go to I get I find the hotel. I think there’s my hotel. Ah, there’s a Weather Spoons right next to it. Right next to the Travel Lodge. I just thought perfect. Let’s go and have a drink and then I can chat with you guys and have a bit of a laugh. And uh yeah, Bannybo, Plasma, who else was involved ordering the drinks? Spanny boed me this bloody jug. Chug jug. I’m like, “Oh my god, I’m not going to drink all this.” I did have a bloody good go. I only left about 300 mil of it. So I drunk that and I was married. Get to the hotel and they’re like, “No, you’re not booked in with us.” I’m like, “Well, yeah, look, I’ve got the email.” She went, “Oh, yeah. It navigates you to us. That’s not It’s not this one. It’s a mile away.” So I’m like, “Oh, really? So yeah, I was full up and bloated by that point in pain cuz it felt like I was gassed right out. And uh I went live just for what five minutes or something. So yeah, I do apologize. I’ll get Oh [ __ ] Is that other car going to get him before me? No. So yeah, that was that was last night. So we rode to the hotel. That’s why I went live. Yeah. So, we got nice weather today. I don’t know what happened last night when I was in the hotel. Pardon me. I know it was raining. Travel breakfasts are horrible. I don’t rate them. [Applause] Now I’m out of Scotland. I really have no clue where where I’m going to go. I am likely to lost my watch street too. Then it says 24 at the moment. Plasma sponges says yo yo [Music] she had a little caravan. Oh no, not one of these again. Where’s the plasma sponges? Says you’re close to my house long. No brakes but says hey it’s plasma sponges. I’m close. Oh, is there somewhere you is there somewhere nearby? Is there like a cafe or something? Plasma, I’ll stop and have a coffee. Sponges says this road looks familiar. Along says J Og is the real goal. Hello games says at plasma sponges. Casopie games says hi all. Morning. Casopie games says a good pie. Morning everybody. Ol says hi twink twink twinks actually. You know that’s when you know where your old school fans Cass cuz we all call you Twink. Sponges says if you’re heading towards water there are multiple fuel stations. No we want coffee shop. Sponges says test your extras. I want cake. There’s always room for cake. Thanks for last night, Plasma. It was uh it was amusing. I think everyone had a good laugh. And then to top it off, me going to like the wrong hotel, that just that was the icing on the cake. Going way. I haven’t got a clue. What’s this on the map? I can’t see it on my map. I just uh I just navigated to Preston cuz I know I got to go to Preston to get around the water. Says morning. Morning mate. [Applause] Malcolm Sutton says, “Uh, can we have uh lovely day?” Was it by Bill Weathers? [Music] Lovely day by Bill Weathers. I think that’s a good request for this morning. Requests are now back on after they stop working. They might still break the stream. We’ll find out. Oh, car wash. Should we go in and get washed? Can I have a bath, please? Y says, “See me a lovely day withers. [Applause] I think I know this road anyway. Ah, what a good morning tune. [Music] I’m going to build a playlist, I think, and then I can put all of your favorite songs into it. There’ll be no Barbie girl, though. Sponges says I’m stuck at work. Oh, no. Are you a McDonald’s? Maybe we should have found where he worked and went and ordered McDonald’s and going to stalk plasma. [Music] Martin says this was my alarm clock song for ages. Plasma sponges says no. [Music] Shouting out the back, plasma, show us your mate. Someone else instead of [Music] always seems to know me. Plasma sponges says long. God. There you go, guys. Nice and wide. You can get away. been on this road many times. That’s the thing. I’ve I said I’ve driven around here quite a bit. I just don’t know some of the smaller areas cuz I’d go I’d be at Preston and then I’d have to shoot down to uh Liverpool. So I drive all through here, go down to uh go along the Espanard all the way up to uh Cleveland’s. Shame we didn’t go to Cleveland’s but sitting around chatting yesterday people. [Laughter] If you want on YouTube, you want to enjoy Yeah, it’s getting really really hot. Let’s have a look. Vango. Here we go. We have to leave the bike out here, do we? Right. [Applause] The day’s barely started and already I’m in a I’m finding a calf in a cake shop. Right, let’s make sure the bike stays there. Brakes over the other water. Live stream active. All right, give us a couple of minutes, guys. I’m just going to go and find some cake and some uh other stuff. Yeah, probably Don’t think they’ve got curd cake. They’ve got lemon curd cheesecake. Oh, that does look good. [Music] forward situation. It’s never3. [Music] It’s your birthday. Happy birthday [Music] today. Happy birthday. How old are you today? I think she’s two, isn’t she? Oh, too high. Put your eye on there. How much do you reckon a piece of lemon curd cake is? See if you can guess, guys. Go on. Lemon cheesecake. How much? See who gets nearest. So long. She’s so beautiful. Just me. Heat. Heat. latte to Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure. Uh it’s day 28 maybe fully loaded. Yeah. And then I’m going to go in the east. [Music] I need to uh hang I’m going to share the location of this into Yeah, Hey, hey, hey. Oh, happy. [Music] What up? You sold coffee. Take a photo the coffee. Oh, come on now. [Applause] See, I’m wonder. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. Right. All [Music] [Music] right, we got signal yet. Find a nice cruise. I want to drop my drink my coffee. That’s an expensive place. So, how much do you reckon the uh I bought it cuz it reminded me my mom. Lemon mering cheesecake. How much? Hang on. I got to stop. My coffee is not going into the holder properly. I can see that going somewhere if I don’t put that over there. No, keep going just for a slice. If I wouldn’t have bought anything else for the It is. It is. I was just going to get a coffee and I was like, “Oh, no.” But just proves how bad it’s getting. I don’t know whether we’re just getting out becoming old farts and becoming real stingy people, but plasma sponges says £569. No, you got to keep going, mate. It better be nice. That’s all I’m saying is it better be nice. Otherwise, I’m going to be pissed off. [Music] Heat. Heat. I hope it’s not double. It has lemon in it. Oh, okay. Each of their own. I love her. My mom used to make this really good lemon mering. Everything else was like £5, but yeah, this was really expensive. So, but they had all tents in there and it’s like, you know, kind of kind of shop. You sold it. I’m wonder scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. This is down to get all lemon thingy. Let it set. She was really clean the palette. Agree. That’s why I like pickle or pickles. But my rear shock is still holding out just see how far we can get before it goes. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Nice job. [Applause] Hi everyone. There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh the farm. You do it. [Music] How you doing? They done it to make the road safer. Making them more congested. Heat. Heat. Everyone, how you doing? I’m welcome to active Heat. Heat. Old Engine [Music] [ __ ] a rip. Bread and butter. Peanut butter says, “Hia.” Hello, mate. Peanut butter daddy time. If you had any other name, you probably wouldn’t have got me to say I’m going to make that for you. But I’m definitely going to make it. [Applause] I’ll try and program it. So, as soon as you type in chat, it goes off. I just have to get my coding right cuz if I get it wrong, it’ll be going off every time you say something. Ah, my knee, my knee, my knee. [ __ ] Come on, N. Stop being an ass. It says that I’ve got a pain in the left hand side of my kneecap, my right knee. But I think it’s fake. I think it’s nerves. I don’t think it’s the actual joint. I think it’s nerves causing the pain. Cuz when the pain occurs, you know, when you get that kind of weak knee syndrome, do you know what I mean? When you if you hurt yourself, you the joint goes weak. And that’s what happens with my knee. I get the pain and it goes all limp on me for a couple of seconds. But if I have some cake, that doesn’t happen. [Music] Bread and butter peanut butter says arthritis. Well, that’s what my dad used to say. He said that old arthritis, he needs shooting. All right. He always used to say something about arthritis. And uh yeah, it’s probably hereditary cuz he used to complain about his hands locking up and his fingers. But yeah, I know that he he didn’t he didn’t he wasn’t a smoker or sorry, not a smoker, a toker. Uh but yeah, go to Amsterdam, have a shitload of edibles, come back, be fine for ages. That’ll have to be my uh my medicine. Go to Amsterdam every so often just to uh monthly for my uh monthly injection. It’s probably cheaper to go to Amsterdam for a weekend than it is to come and do this. It’s all right. You could probably plan better, but that’s not what I enjoy doing. Let’s hope we got some flat countryside now. Olga says next year’s go Amsterdam. Yates. Yeah. breaks you up for that cycle to Amsterdam. Bread and butter. Peanut butter says you’re living your best life. This is what I think I was born to do. But I wish I’d done this years ago cuz it wouldn’t have been it would have been a lot cheaper years ago. Plasma sponges says red light district. What happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam. If I want to get laid in Amsterdam, all I got to do is put an inflatable sheets sheep suit on and Yates will jump on quicker than you can say go. Come on, bike. How fast can you roll with a bit of help? Steam past office says the STDS doesn’t stay in Amsterdam. Bread and butter. Peanut butter says, “What is red light district?” Peanut butter. I’m getting worried about your age. Uh to ask that question makes me worry a little bit. As I said, this is a very much adult themed stream. Uh, don’t say your age in chat, but 18 plus is recommended, unless you’re from somewhere that doesn’t understand what they meant. Oh, okay. We’re safe. We’re safe, mate. Just checking soon as you don’t know what. Just checking. Don’t mean to offend, but we do get that says Yellow Lake District is where the belongs. We do get from time to time someone come that’s not quite old enough to be in the stream. Green apples district. The green apples. I want to go to the green district in Amsterdam, but I don’t think it’s says red is for strawberries. Uh like for years and years and years we’ve been told that drugs are bad for you while big farmer poisons people. It’s all good. Right. The amount of people dying from taking medication, it fixes one problem, it causes another. Meanwhile, there’s other things you can take in moderation and they fix a lot of issues. But don’t abuse it. So, yeah, I’m very much 420 friendly, guys, but I’m not. It’s life’s for living. [Music] If you live in parts of the world, it’s well, it’s uh legal now, isn’t it? So, it’s fine. Right, Car? I sense you come out me ass. Don’t try and turn left on me, will you? There’s loads of room here. We’re good. speechless. I was going to put it on Twitter and tweet cuz I think the idiot needs to be [ __ ] brought to justice cuz if that’s how he drives, he needs to have a [ __ ] wakeup call. He’s going to hurt someone. [Music] Oh, let’s go this way. Oh, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy. So, for anyone who didn’t see or hasn’t seen the video, I’ll explain it. I’m going down the road. I can see we’re about to go around a bend. So, I move to the middle of the road because I don’t want the car behind me to pass yet because there’s a car coming towards me. He revs up and still overtakes me. Right on the other side of the road, swerves, cuts me up, and just misses the car coming the other way. And I don’t think I could have even hit the horn if it was in a car. I was in shock in disbelief that he did what he did. Or maybe she did. Shouldn’t be sexist here. [ __ ] can be male or female. Katyasara says, “I saw that clip.” It’s mindboggling, Kate. Isn’t it? It’s just I don’t know. Sponges says, “Be aware of bus.” I like a nice bust. What’s wrong with the bust? I think Steen, old git, Cla, and a few others would would probably agree with me. I haven’t got one myself, but if Red and butter peanut butter says, “How was your hotel stay?” Uh, yeah, it was really good. Well, you go, mate. He doesn’t know where he’s going. Yeah, it was good. I never sleep too well in a hotel, though. Funny enough, I sleep better in my tent now. You get used to the birds and the wind and the rivers and all them little noises. They kind of just soothe your sleeping. Cars wake me up cuz I always have this fear that Right. You’re going to overtake me while cars pulling out. These stage coach drivers are crazy. Okay. Car pulling out. Car overtakes. Yep. Great move. Remember everyone, I am a car driver. I drive a quite a fast car. my little go-kart. So, I see everything from both sides. The Oh. Oh. Oh, I remember this. I’ve been through here. Yep. Oh my god. I haven’t been through here in years. Plasma Sponges says there is a range shop in Preston. There’s a range. I don’t know where we’re going to go into press. I probably won’t go into the center of press. Post office says from the behind and from underneath. Small car. I Well, if I’m underneath it, it’s all gone horribly wrong. Yeah, I know. I [ __ ] up. Steam says low. Yeah, if I’m underneath them, I know something’s gone wrong. Go, go, go, go. He might as well go past me. Where’s behind me? I could have gone past_xe says good morning. Let’s let these guys go. Morning. How are we doing? Right, let’s go. How we doing, Flash? Welcome in. Did uh did you see last night’s shenanigans? Go go go go go go. Foggy and windy. [Applause] Pardon me. Yeah, it’s got to be_exc says they don’t always go together. The wind usually takes the fog away. I’ve got wind and brain fog. Does that count? You haven’t come through here for about 8 years, maybe more. Met says bread and butter peanut butter says I’m a 49year-old woman. Well, nice to meet you, Aussie woman. Peanut butter jelly time. [Music] When I was streaming on Mixer, I don’t know, 9 or 10 years ago, we used to have quite a few people from uh Australia. Yeah. Peanut butter says, “Good day, mate.” Good day. One of my favorite pastimes used to be when I was at work with the lads. We stupid in there. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh live stream active. Uh for anyone who hasn’t watched it, it’s very very entertaining. Wow, that roof. That is a piece of art. flash_xc says signal went low that story. Yeah, I said the Australian dash cam footage. Go on YouTube and just put Australian dash cam and have a look at some of the videos. Desellies 91 says, “Hey, Flash_xe says, then came back just in time to hear. If you haven’t watched it, it’s very, very entertaining.” Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was talking about the only fan flesh. Hi Sam, welcome in. You don’t meet anymore. She wait 91 breakfast. Travel breakfast is [ __ ] horrible. The sausages they tasted like breadcrumbs. I’ seen some dash cam video on YouTube. There’s Nelly’s 91 says I do just got a 10 minutes. I can’t [Applause] Oh, that’s what I was going to say, Sam. When I arrived at Travel Lodge yesterday, the lady said to me, “Wow, you’ve got a massive What was it though? You’ve got a big one. So, you’ve been lying to me. [Music] The Oaks Koi Farm. Did you hear Sam? I said the sausages were just like saw 91 says she actually said that’s huge. Where you putting that? Steam pasta says, “Was it the drink Banny bought you?” She was hinting to no brakes but says purple. How would you know I wasn’t live on camera? I’ll stop streaming by the hotel. [Applause] She’s spying on me, guys. 91 says you mentioned it. Oh, okay. So yeah, she said it’s huge. So he’s wrong. [Applause] Says Milliey’s 91 says last night forget everything. It’s cuz she’s had big black ones. That’s what it is. With old age, your eyebrows get they turn into like wool. like strong enough to run rub metal parts down. I think I could probably make uh if I stick them to a sanding disc, I could probably make one of those wire wheels to go on the grinder. Bloody fly drinking my coffee. Little [ __ ] [Applause] [ __ ] Oh, he could have gone over the top of me, couldn’t he? Right, we’re turning. What way were we cycling? [Music] We’re going east, apparently. I’m about to go uh about to go left. There’s Nelly’s 91 says be back later. Okie dokie. I’m not sure why it’s taking me left cuz straight on I thought would have been better. But let’s go left and honor where it wants me to go. Let’s have a look. Why does it want me to go that way? Oh, okay. It just takes me through all the country lanes. It’s just taking me off the main road. Uh, do we want to stay off the main road? [Applause] No, [ __ ] it. Let’s not listen to it for once and see what happens. I’m just going to uh Oh, cuz now it’s basically town after town after town. I was going to do Liverpool, but I don’t know if to go all the way down Liverpool and back around. I’d love to get the ferry over to Ireland to go into Dublin and and bits and pieces like that. That would be kind of cool. But come going to regrease that when I get back home. freewheel or the cassette, whatever you want to call it, keeps doesn’t engage sometimes and the pedals spin. Heat. Heat. It’s still trying to take me that way. Yeah, cuz the country lanes are just I waste too much time on them. Come on bike. Let’s go. Plasma Sponges says, “How’s the path? Do you like it?” Path. What path? There’s no path. Plus the sponges the road sponges says the road. It is quite busy and everyone drives like idiots, but yeah, it’s all right. That’s what my bar ends are for. If we use these main roads, I can cover a lot more grounds. And there is a bit of countryside to look up at here. uh to look at up here. But to be quite honest, right, it’s going to try and take me through the things to Preston. I’m going to go straight on. We’ll just carry on the main road. I can get all the way down then. cuz we got we got to kind of get down to is it oh god not is it? No, not warrington. I can’t think what it’s called. It’s east of Liverpool. To go to Liverpool, we got to go south and then we got to go west again. But then we got to come go down through Liverpool only to come back east again to come back out to go into Wales. So, you’ve got a family I want to go and see. I I suddenly considered it the other day. I don’t know if they’re on my Facebook still, but uh I haven’t seen them in probably 20 years. They used to run the pub. And I remember she said, she said to my mom and dad, she went, “Oh, if you’re ever in Wales, come and see us.” Well, they’re not around anymore. I think everyone lost contact. So, I know they’re around there somewhere. So, I’m going to try and ping him a message or get a message to her and meet up and uh have a chat. She’ll be she’ll be moved if I say that dad’s gone. Yeah, Dad was a character liked by many. also hate. He was a love or hate. He didn’t give a [ __ ] though. He really didn’t. It’s cuz he used to wind people up. He used to do it on purpose so people [ __ ] hated him for it. Got to love a windup merchant. But yeah, they put a lane in for me. Look. All right. [Music] All right, buddy. Yep. You give me some linage. Yeah, boy. If this was all one big line, Eas are good. Eas are good. Is Eene good? Sounds like the kind of guy. I heard I heard some of that. Sounds like the kind of guy the more reacted the more Yeah. Yeah, he was. There was this guy in the pub one day and my dad used to drink in there every lunchtime and he’d come in and he was a right moody guy and uh he was always causing punchups and my dad said he remembers watching him roll around the car park with some guy having a fight. It was more like they were having a kiss and a cuddle than a punch up. He went it was pathetic. So every time he come in the pub, dad would say stuff and he’d lose his [ __ ] He throw his toys out of the pram. [ __ ] my dad laughing every time he’d get him to bite. Of course. was the other in the so it was about money but then uh the rest of the guys my dad had a laugh cuz it was more about the banter than it was anything else. That’s what pubs are about. Welcome to Adventures. Thank you for joining. Oh, how you doing? Welcome in. Welcome in everyone. And that’s what I like this stream to be like when everyone’s in and they’re all taking and we’re all having a laugh. Much love hour. I think we all and when you when you’re in a tent for a couple of days cuz the weather’s really tast like I give up. I can’t do this. Michael Sutton says, “Welcome to meet you. Welcome in.” Yeah. Nanders says it. Thanks, Mark. Where you from, Nikki? Nanders says it adventures haywire. Hey. Hey. Mark and Sutton says Ni is a fellow model with some warranty. Oh, okay. Did you uh you’ve been giving me shout outs, have you? Uh Mark or welcome over. Sorry, Mr. Bumble. There’s Mr. Bumble’s in the road. Look, I haven’t got time to feed Bumbles today. Otherwise, I put a bit of sweet coffee down for him or something. Give him his caffeine hit. Right, we’ve reached the outskirts of Preston. So now I navigate south. I don’t want to go too far into Preston. So let’s see where we are. Cuz what’s been happening is the satnav tries to take me all these stupid ways. Right. So, Preston’s down there. We got the river here. Any bridges over it? No. So, we’ve got no bridges over the water so far. And we want to go down to Why does the map go black when you zoom out onto Google Maps? Right. My map is black in the background and on the bike I can barely see it and I really struggle to see places because of the darkness of the map. Is there a way of changing that? Settings. Theme. Oh, here we go. Light theme. Hey, that’s better. I can see it now. We done it. Right. So, we’re in coming out of Blackpool. So, we could do Southport down to Liverpool. Hang on. I think I might have found a travel lodge. I might have found a travel lodge for 36 quid. Are you kidding me? Why can’t I Why can’t I click it? The button won’t click. I can’t. It won’t let me do the edit. Right. Edit. Adults accessible room. It’s the 7th today. Is it? Yep. [Music] Oh, okay. That I think that’s doable. I think that could be doable. From where I am now, how many miles is that? directions. That would be about 30 mile. Anything south of that [Applause] That’s not much more than a campsite, is it? Really, I don’t think it’s far enough. I think I need to go further. Get away. Yeah, that’s like stupidly cheap. Why is it so cheap? [Music] Cuz you can go down through Charlie. So you got Preston. You can ether go I can either go towards Southport. You go down through Chley down through don’t want to go near Manchester go through Warrington uh and then down to Rexom or I could go Southport Liverpool and then from that way I can go down to Burken Head. Here’s the question. Can I go from Liverpool to Burken Head on a bike? Is that possible? That is the question. Flash_x says, “I rode from Harage to Chattam yesterday. Only took 35 minutes.” Martin Sutton says it looks doable. I rode from Haritch to Chattam yesterday only to Where’s Haritch? Where you from, Flash? Oh, there goes my rear Mac again. Oh god. Right, I think I need to get over on that other curve over there. Settle says follow the A565. Hang on. It’s telling me to go. I need to go over there. Flash_ex Felix do and Walton on the Naz_xe says in printon on C. Felix do Mark and Sutton says start. Okay, mate. I’ll have a look in a minute. It’s going to rain on a minute. There’s round two. That’s nothing. Heat. Heat. But I need to find somewhere to shop today on route and I need somewhere to wash my clothes. They are the two things that I need to do. I’m kind of running out of things. So, oh yeah, eop lash_x says I could do a quick little loop around sandwichable carriage chat yama all those places day for Heat. Heat. Excuse [Music] us. Sorry to make you jump. That’s all right. I’m not moving quick. I did ring my bell, but bloody cars, they Yeah, I’ve already up there or where we going up there. Is it up here? Nothing here. just I really didn’t think he was going to move over. I thought, is he going to move? Cuz I’m almost in the bloody road. Need to get some wide load stickers for this. All right, we need to uh I’m looking for somewhere to stop with a bench so I can sit down and I can eat my uh my Hey, let’s give way to this guy. He’s going uphill. No worries. It’s really weird yesterday as well on YouTube how YouTube kind of blew up late last night. So all day it was pretty dormant. There was a few people coming and say hello. If you are watching on YouTube, If you look on screen, you can see we’ve got 50 odd people watching on Twitch. That’s the place you want to be. The integration’s 10 times better. And it does support me as a streamer cuz when you’re watching me on Twitch, the ads go off. If you watch the ads or sub to me on Twitch, that supports me. So yeah, come over to the purple platform. So, have you got like a racing bike then? Flash, you’ve probably told me before, but it went in and out the other side, got lost with the mush. Just treat it like I’ve got some kind of uh Alzheimer’s. Steam pass office says trust me you don’t want to support him. [Music] Oh look Dia. You can say all you want about das but you know Smit. I’ve had a few of them for work vehicles. I can’t knock them. The only downside was you couldn’t turn the traction control off. So, if you live in a bad area and you can’t turn the traction control off, go under the bonnet_xe says, “In April or so, I got a cargo ebike that can haul up to £450 and since then I have taken it about 1,600 miles.” Oh, wow. XV says, “I drive my car about once a week now.” Nice. /_xV says, “I do have a track FX2 heavy bike.” Well, I was trying to make this electric. Uh, what was I going to say? Where was I? Uh, I can’t think where I was. What was I talking about? See what I mean? Distraction [ __ ] gone. Oh, Dacia. Yeah, I used to drive it in Scotland. Got stuck in the snow. Uh, I pulled over to have a look somewhere. Start snow starts coming down. Next minute I’m stuck. Just wouldn’t pull away. Every time the wheel spit, it just kept cutting the power_X says about under the bonnet. Yeah. Post office says and some of their vehicles describes the people in it in Norway. Dustin means flash_x says if you want to turn control. So I’ve got basically I’m sitting there couldn’t pull away. It was going duh duh duh duh. I was like ah lorry driver come over. Went right mate said what’s the problem? I went I can’t pull away. He said yeah lift the bonnet turn the ignition off. Went yeah. He went watch this. And he unplugged the ABS module. You unplug the ABS module. As soon as you unplug that, your traction control and everything else is turned off. Office says in Norwegian. Oh, nice. So, yeah, you unplug it, the car, you can then wheel spin it like a normal car. It won’t limit. So, he said, “Get out of your uh wheel spin and get out of whatever. It just comes up with loads of warning lights on the dashboard.” He went, “Right, you’re out.” He said, “Right now, turn the ignition off.” point. Yep. Dis you can disconnect the battery. Plug the ABS module back in. Turn the ignition back on. The fork’s now cleared because you’ve you put the power back on and you’ve turned the ignition on. It doesn’t see any issues cuz it’s plugged back in. Car’s back to normal. So, uh I drove that car with uh with the module unplugged quite a while. The only problem is you break you you void the insurance if you’re driving it uh with it unplugged because you’ve got no ABS and all your safety features. But it to get out of a to get out of a hole, it was a really good fix. It was a good way of getting out of it. [Music] Well, this should be a nice scenic route. All we’ve done past office says not very practical to need to disconnect it physically. Yeah, there was no way of turning it off. It’s basically I think cheap cars. They save money. So what really made me chuckle about the dacas was the light headlight adjust. Most cars you push a switch the motor in the headlight makes the headlight go up and down. Not on a DIA. It’s like a gear shift cable on a mountain bike. You pull a lever or twist the knob in and out that makes the cable go longer and shorter. Makes the headlights go up and down. I thought that was ace cuz me and my mate, we’d be in a car park and you could flat you could get the knob and go flick flick and you’d flash like make the headlights go up and down like a like a couple of eyeballs. So, uh, what we done, you’d put put them all the way to the top, adjust them so they were in someone’s eyes and then turn them down. So when they were in the middle, they were perfect. When they were like all the way down, they were up the floor. But if you put them at number three, so when you wanted to flash someone, you didn’t have to flash with your high beams. You could just flash with your your headlights. We found that quite cool. It was like a cheap man’s flash. But yeah, never had a fault with the DECA dusters. I think we had a misfire once. It was a call back. That was it. So we just kept uh cuz they’re Renault like a Renault weren’t they really bloody das [Applause] but uh yeah good little car not so good in accidents as I I got smashed didn’t I in one [Music] right if we got somewhere here we can sit and eat some cake. Look at that. That’s a weird. Look at that. That’s not an anchor. That’s a wibble wobble. That’s a scoop. [Applause] Oh, it’s a locklet. So, if I spin this round, there we go. How’s that? Oh [ __ ] Where’s my I can’t find my fork. Where’s my fork gone? I can’t eat my cake without my fork. Don’t put uh Where am I going to put that? So now go in the river. Put it there. Imagine that. It’ be like splash. Where’s my fork gone? It’s got to be in one of my jackets. Yay! Found it. [Applause] Right. I think my fork needs cleaning. You got any water? Make my sponge a bit wet. I need a new sponge. That’s steam past offer says fork it. I’ll fork you in a minute. [Applause] Right, here we go. What do you reckon? It’s probably a little bit warm now, but Plasma Sponges says this is nice. H. It’s pretty down here, isn’t it? Shake the bacon says, “How much did it?” £750 says, “Hate plasma.” Ice cream says, “I didn’t hear the price.” It was 7 quid. £750, mate. It is good though. It’s got real fruit on it. So, there’s a lock here. So, we probably haven’t got to go far before we can cross the water. And then once we crossed it, we can head down to Southport. H [Applause] I think I want to do the coastal route, but I’m just worried about how many stops and I’m panicking now. And I’ve got to make my I’ve got to do more mileage a day. I can do hotels, but I think we got to crack out double the amount of uh distance for the real. [Applause] It’s homemade. It’s good. [Applause] This is better than my breakfast. Anyway, I says at flash_xc_hello flash, everyone’s in today. You all right, mate? Lunch_X says it look like a cheesecake. Yeah, it was a lemon mering cheesecake. I’ve got this saw patch right on this nostril here. Right. It’s really killing me. It’s right here. So sore. [Applause] What the hell was that? Another bit of fruit. It’s got like blueberries and everything in it. Let’s try and get some of the lemon juice. All the lemon juice is soaked out. Man, that’s made with proper cream. [Applause] says, “Does that make it like a lemon?” I know, mate. Sounds delicious. Oh, that was good. Says it does sound great. That was amazing. I’ll do a lot of food though. Oh, that’s the beauty of cycling, isn’t it? You can burn 4,000 calories a day, so you can eat anything you want and not put weight on. And by the time I get back, I’m going to have lost weight and quite a lot of weight. I think [Applause] it’s uh [Applause] Right. We got any coffee left to wash that down. Yep. No flies in it. We check the flies first. Yeah. I don’t know how much that was. It didn’t flash up. Says, “Did you do a weigh in before you left?” [Applause] Uh, I think I was just over 12 stone. About 12 and a half stone around that. Nearly nearly 12 and a half stone. So, yeah, we’ll see what happens when I get back. Right, let’s get on the road again. We had cheesecake. That was a good place to stop. Oh, did you want Let’s take a picture. Hang on. No one took a We didn’t take a picture, did we? Did that get it? That must have got it. Yeah, that was good. Flash_exc says it did. Good one. I don’t know. I think we’re all pretty much doing our photos the same, but sometime it’s delayed. You’re all right, mate. There’s something else. There’s something I saw in Sarah’s stream the other day. She just puts in day exclamation mark day plus one. And when she does that, it adds another day to her title. Just says there, which was quite cool. Oh yeah, I’ve got uh blisters on my legs. I didn’t realize this. my legs last night when I was in the shower. Uh I’ve got must have had some blisters under my my man tights and uh plasma sponges says this is very nice area. It looks pretty. Oh, where’d all the water go? Is that not meant to be full of water in that bit? [Applause] I was saying that we need a way of marking the the videos on the uh on the phone and then what I can do if we mark the videos I can then know where to go back through when I do the editing. It just makes it easier on me. Like last night, I went through and deleted like three or four days worth of video because there’s just so much to go through. I try and clip out the bits I remember. I remember the car cutting me up, but I couldn’t remember anything else from yesterday. So, if I didn’t clip it or The thing was we didn’t have signal for some of it. All right. Where are we going? Yeah, definitely something is not right. Flash_exc says, “Oh crap, I missed that.” Flash_exc says, “That was yesterday.” Yeah, the It’s in It’s in the Discord, mate. The car that nearly Well, hey, mate. A car basically went past me, nearly had a head on, and then cut he just watch the video on Discord. I can’t describe how [ __ ] idiotic it was. Like cyclist doesn’t matter if I’m a cyclist or you’re a car driver or whatever. Just it didn’t harm me in any way, but it could have [ __ ] harmed the people coming the other way. Thing is, they have a head on. He mounts the pavement and goes over someone. All right. This doesn’t look very friendly to get out of. This is not friendly, is it? All these gates. Can you go out that way? Is there a way out there? Is there? And you got to go over there. I think I’m going over that way. Yeah. Yeah. Just around. Oh, okay. I can see it. I didn’t see it then. And you take the bridge. Yeah. I didn’t see that. I could see the fence. It looked like I was closed in. I’m thinking it’s not friendly. No, no, you’re not. You’re right. Well, they do all these fences, but if you’re in a mobility scooter, uh, and I I’m live streaming on the internet and I’ve got I get a lot of people that are either using disability aids and stuff like that, you can’t get around half of these corners. That’s right. It’s true that. And I know I can’t get around them with that on the back. It’s too hot, isn’t it? But we’re going to complain because we’re English. We need it. We need it. Oh, we do. I’ve been cycling for all this weather. So, yeah. Oh, lovely. No, today’s going to be too hot up for me now. Too warm. Well, enjoy. Thank you. Right. Come on, cars. out. I ain’t got all day. Right, here we go. [Applause] [Music] Flash_exe says, “I think about that a lot here because I’ve gone from near Boston where there are wide roads to Cape Cod where there is no shoulder and sandy ground if you go off road.” Flash_xe says the people gun to pass and almost get into a head-on every day. Duke Moonraker says the Aussies call your winging palms. Hang on. I don’t think I’ve gone the right way. Let’s have a look. What’s this? We are winging palms. We like to moan whether it’s hot or it’s too hot or it’s too c or it’s too wind or it’s too wet. Whatever it is, we’re going to moan about it. We’re professionals, right? I think I think I need to go in over there. [Applause] Hit the brakes. Emergency stop. Here [Applause] we go. It’s down here. Look. Steam pasta says professional moaners and anchors. Oh, here we go. Can we get round? Oh, lash_xc says, “Never heard that expression. Winging poms. Poms is French for apple. Did it come from French? It’s when we used to go. It’s when they started sending English out to uh Australia. Says comes. There’s a series, wasn’t there? There was a Oh, was it a series or a program? It was all about when uh when they sent the English to Australia. So basically for anyone can anyone better put in the paper about this this kind of miracle life of moving people up and went to Australia only to find they were living in England and uh yeah it was like they were sold Uh, drop the link in. Is it on Twitch? If it’s someone on Twitch, drop their name and one of the moderators will shout them out for you because it’s all about community. So, if you raker says a cook on your ch. Yes. So, yeah. Can one of the mods shout whoever it is put their their name in chat and get one of the moderators to shout them out? if you just drop it and they’ll do it for you. Because it’s nice that we find other people to watch as well. And it’s not like you’re shouting yourself out, is it? It’s someone you watch. So, it’s all good. [Applause] That’s how you grow communities on on platforms. [Applause] little bit of networking. I’ve been finding lately you guys have been sharing me. XC says Terry Baronson. Is that who you mean? Coco Muon says Terry be another mad cyclist. He riding from Netherlands to Berlin. Do do any of the mods know who that is? Do a shout out and then I can smash a follow if I’m not following them. And then when I see them on my list and I get 5 minutes, I can pop in. It also gives me more people to raid. See, which is always nice. Flash_xc says a Terry Baronson, I think. The guild will flash_xe says, “I think you are following. I think I found him from you raiding him out.” Oh, okay. Duke Moonrakaker says at flash_xe Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Flash_xe says he’s usually in New York on his bike. Yeah. Someone give him a shout out just so I can double check that I’m following. We got any mods in? I think Steam was there a minute ago. Old Git’s gone to sleep. We should Old should change his name to Sleeping Beauty. Flash_exec says, “I hear Steam talking, but he’s not showing up in my feed.” Steam pasta says, “Sir Terry Baronson.” There we go, guys. Flash_xe says, “There he is.” Hi, Steam. Just checking out now. office says hi back. Yeah, I’m following. I am following. There we go. So, theoretically, I could have gone over this bridge, but it’s taking me further. It’s taking me further. Well, where’s my music? Let’s reload the music. Is the music playing? Flash_XD says, “I heard you steam, but don’t see the words in chat.” Oh, he’s on he’s on kick. Pardon me. Uh, so I’m live on Twitch, Kick, and YouTube. Ha. Where’s my music? Come on. Restart music. [Music] All right. [Laughter] [Applause] Duke ner says he is trying to do Amsterdam to Berlin in 72 hours. Martin Sutton says talking of K Hulenberg did well yesterday in F1 came third started 19th on the grid. Nice. [Music] Yeah, Brakes likes his uh likes his racing his F1 if that’s what you’re talking about. I’m not one for uh This is quite a nice route so far. Seems like every morning we’ve started off with a river somewhere or a canal. We got a bit of a zigzag and then we got some water. I see this wall. If I didn’t have the stuff on, I would definitely cycle along this and have to bunny up off the end of it. Look, look at that for a drop up on your rear wheel and just like drop off of it. Who’s a mountain biker over a roadie? See, mountain bikers, we just look for excitement and something stupid where we can probably break oursel. [Applause] [Music] This looks nice. Right. So, we got bike traffic lights there, but I think we’ve got to go. Where’s the cycle way? Oh, there is a cycle way there. Look. Mark Saturn says F1 Red Bull have sponsored us at work on some projects. So got to look around their workshop in MK. Nice. Well, this is nice. Cycle path highway. Liverpool, Southport. Surely, right? I think we’re going straight on. Yeah. This junction reminds me of somewhere Berry in Manchester. Used to be there uh quite a lot. [Music] Oh wow. But loads of room. What [ __ ] sides of roads does he want? Oh, he’s riding down the white line. Okay. AGB_X_JB 11 says, “Hey, hey. Hey, mate. Welcome in. Good afternoon. We’ve left Blackpool. We are working our way down to Southport and then Liverpool. [Music] Just navigating this hill. AGB_X_JB Bar 11 says, “Nice.” Yeah, Liverpool, it’s kind of somewhere you don’t want to be staying, and it’s not a place to be at night in certain places. [Music] open. Did anyone here watch Puma Monster walk from York to Rotterdam? I watched him uh I watched I found Kuma when he was local to me. He was not far from where I grew up. So, I watched on and off little bits and pieces here and there uh between live streaming and family life. But when you’re a streamer yourself, it becomes difficult cuz everyone’s live when you are like if I’m in the if I’m in the studio playing games when I’m back, I’ll have people on in the background and every now and then I’ll pull them into my live stream and say, “Look, we’re watching this person at the moment.” Give them a shout out so people watching me can go and find them. cuz I like doing it that way cuz then if you go over there and they go on the possibility if it happens you go, “Oh yeah, I found you from someone else’s stream.” It just kind of grows that relationship with other people and the other streams, which is nice. So it just kind of connects me higher. Just kind of connects them all together. She was very smiley. I like it when people smile at you. It’s a feel good. It’s like it’s nice cuz it does feel that some places in England have just become a bit disjointed. No one really talks or smiles or Yeah, it’s just a bit [ __ ] Right, let’s go. Let’s go across. Where are we? Ready, steady. That’s gone red. Has it gone red for you? It has. Let’s go. Lunch club. Look. 8.49. And that would have been cheaper than what it just cost me for what I just had. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh, they’re really going all out with the bike lanes around here, aren’t they? Did I don’t think anyone else watch Coconut. I think they’ve all uh they’ve all dozed off. It’s like God’s waiting room in here. They’ll wake up when the tea trolley comes around. [Applause] What’s the chance the Tesla knocks me off? Taking bets now. Steam car says still waiting for the nurse coming by with the drugs. Oh, what? What we’re getting hit up on today [Applause] [Applause] God. What’s in that? What is in that BMW? Please tell come this way. I want to know what’s under the bonnet. It just had a certain sound to it. That’s that fast one, isn’t it? That’s it there. It’s like a little car, a little hatchback with a massive engine. Anyone see what it was? Is that old granddad driving it? Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat up here. [Music] Wa! Look at that tree. That’s big, isn’t it? Blackpool, Liverpool, Southport. We’re going west, are we? So, we come down here. I think we must Yeah, we must change over the Oh, look at the lights. Go across here. [Music] How you mate? Long trip. Yeah, just a little one. Just a little one. The whole length of the country. Oh [ __ ] No, not this side. I meant to have gone. Where does it say? Oh, over there. Oh, we’ve got to go over there. Over there. Go over that way. So, it’s over this way. Captain Dies and says afternoon loses. Good afternoon. Just finding where I’ve got to be. This my morning yawn or my afternoon yawn. [Applause] Oh, the wind the weather looks So, it’s changing. What weather we’ve got. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Here’s one for you, Steen. So, Blue Bill in Kent. I don’t know if Brakes has spoke about this on his stream. Halfway down Blue Bell Hill, there’s a bus stop. And for many years, there was people that said that they picked up a young lady that was hitchhiking on Blue Bell Hill only for her to disappear out of their car further down the road. So the story says. Now I haven’t heard of anyone in modern times talking about this. So is it true? Is it only believers, people that go to church that would see ghosts? Or is it because less people are going to church, less people believe? Remember we was talking about the if everyone believes in one thing, the power of thought and all that. If she was just an apparition of electricity left over, not a ghost. Thought of the day. There we go. Right. Where are we going? I think we need to cross over here. Captain D season says that was almost haunted. with what was her name. What’s this? Oh, look. Police. Is that police fire and everything all in one? Well, it could have been drugs. Oh god, that was close. Right. I think this is the Is this the cycle route or is it over there? No, it’s over there. Off road. [Applause] It says it’s this way. Is it this way? [Applause] It’s kind of along that path, but that’ll do. [Applause] It goes the same way. Captain Dark Season says Suzanne Brown. She died in a car crash in 1965. Susan Brown, but so loads and loads of people loads of people talked about it. [Applause] Sorry to scare you. It’s on the phone. Yeah, loads of people spoke about it. But when I was growing up as a child, people were always talking about it. So you wonder, was it just back then there was less things to talk? There was no social media, was there? So maybe people spoke about stuff like that more. That’s one way at it. The other way is like when I go camping with the kids, you never go near you never camp near a river line, right? If there’s a lowline bit, you camp at the top. And so many people go, “Oh, it’d be really nice to go near the river.” This doesn’t mean I’m not sad because all the kids left that lost their lives, cuz I am. But the adults in charge, you do kind of think, why were the kids near the river in the first place? So, were they sleeping in tents by the river and got swept away during the night? Cuz the rivers, well, flash floods happen, don’t they? Cuz it rains up and goes. It’s very, very sad news, but it was one of the campsites in Scotland and they had benches down near the river. Says the buildings are gone. Oh, it washed the whole buildings away. [ __ ] know. We built them down. Says Texas is one complete flood plane. Oh, okay. So, nothing you could do about it then. So sad. Yeah, as I was saying. So the there was a little trickle away, mate. Oh, [ __ ] hell. They had no chance then, did they? The world’s a [ __ ] awful place sometimes, isn’t it? Steam cast offer says lots of houses in Norway are built where they’re bound to get crushed by earth, snow, or other kinds of avalanches. Captain Dark season says you need to watch the footage. It was like a tsunami. Xcore says, “We have a friend who went to a camp on the same river 40 years ago, but piled up on the older kids higher up and the youngest of the ones down by the river.” Oh [ __ ] Crazy. Yes. this this uh it was at Tindrum. It was this little stream and when I first got there it was just a little stream and there was some benches and that down by the uh thingy. By the time I left the water was over the grass up to the benches and there was a tent down there as well and the water wasn’t far from the tent. But yeah, I looked down there and I went, “Yeah, that’s that’s wet. I’ll stay away from that.” Like I knew I wasn’t going to get washed away, but I didn’t want to get my tent flooded full of water. But that changed from just a trickle to a rushing street river kind of thing. Stream of all this water talk is making me need a little boy’s room. [Music] says, “Did you see the Texas flooding only took 20 minutes?” [ __ ] I can’t even get my tent packed up in 10 in uh 10 minutes in an hour. Let no [ __ ] 20 minutes. So, how many how many did they And we got this this playing while we’re talking about it. Really sad. [Applause] We’ll all be in tears in a minute. [Music] Everybody hurts. Sometimes [Music] says Mississippi River is a beast of animal when it comes to floods. If it’s being fed by loads and loads of runoffs and other rivers and streams and fords and whatever you want to call it, then when all that water gets together, water’s the strongest thing on earth, isn’t it? Apart from a diamond. Can you cut Is that how do they cut diamonds? Do they cut diamond with a diamond or they cut diamond with a water? Cuz like water jet cuts most things, doesn’t it? Heat up here. [Music] flash_xe says diamond saws or lasers to cut diamonds according to Google. Laser flash_xe says where the saw blade is diamond itself. Okay. Cuz I know that I’ve seen them use water cutting, which is pretty cool. So, if they get a diamond and put a a water jet onto it, does it just bounce off? It just doesn’t cut it. [Music] You all right? All good to go through. All right. Cheers, guys. Heat. Heat. Thought I’ lost my microphone off my chest. Then I stopped wearing the microphone on my crash helmet. It was probably louder, but then when you have to put a jacket on, it just gets soaking wet. [Music] Mark Sutton says, “Low water can’t cut diamonds.” Ah, found something. It can’t cut. [Music] There’s a clunk keeps coming from my rear rear wheel when I pedal. I’m not sure what it is. I don’t know if it’s the chain gets caught or It’s got to be the uh like the ratchet. What’s the proper name for it? Cuz you got the cassette, which is the cassette that goes onto it. What’s the bit in the middle called? Every now and then it slips and other times it’s clunking and I’m waiting for it to I think these rims were sitting on a shelf somewhere for many years cuz they’re 26 in. They’re H Are they Halos? Halo T2s. But being a 26 in rim, I think they were old stock and I think the grease has all dried up. But I’ll find out when the weather cools down and the uh it freewheels and just doesn’t go anywhere. Bit GT85 in there as Yates said. Give it a good spray. Right. How do I cross over? It’s saying I need to cross over. Where? Where the [ __ ] am I going to cross? There’s no crossing. He’s a cyclist. He must be. He waved me across. Is it not here? Sorry. Listening to the drums in the uh in the mode. It’s only out. Steam office says, “I’ve only heard of not the drums.” Say that. We need a new playlist. We This playlist has been played to death. They still sound like some of the songs haven’t changed. And there was a bit there was a bit that made me laugh where null looks at Liam and he’s just like shakes his head and then just laughs and you can at one point I think null was actually crying like the whole surrealness of it all. Thank you. Cheers. Hi everyone, how we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to CL Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. What are we doing? So, we’re going over there to the left. So, not this junction here. The third one over second junction. Not third. Second. Let me over cuz the red car didn’t want to let me over. Obviously it doesn’t know the new law. I’ve gone right away, [ __ ] Sorry. Much hul. Did you see that? Much hool. Look it up on the map. Oh, that’s what I was going to do yesterday. That was the thing I forgot about the signpost. There was a rude signpost and we didn’t have an internet and it was just for you, Steen, that I was going to clip it, but I should really take pictures on the other phone. Oh, right. Get ready. You have to take a photo of this pretty quick. There it is in the distance. See it? [Music] There you go. There’s three signs to take a picture of. That’s kind of cool. Steam bus stop says king. Cool. [Music] It’s a fun name, isn’t it? [Music] Steam pasta says life. Nice. Yeah, there was a there was a road that was called like I come into it and I can’t remember what it was but the name of the place was called one thing and then one of the roads straight away it looked like I don’t know Bumhul or something right and we went around the corner and it said Willy Willie road it was wy road but looked like Willy road and then there was another road that looked dodgy as well I was like oh my god we found a town that’s not on the dodgy old gets dodgy road or not dodgy road dodgy places list steam past do says haha yeah it was amusing copper beach close yeah I’ll turn it down a What’s this place here? I don’t know. Surprised we got internet normally. Past office says, “Yeah, Blackpool seems to have some fixations. Like they had Dixon Road. Then a bit south of it was Cocker Street, I think it was.” Oh god, there’s a back breaker. Yeah, we like rude rude ones. Fur tree close. That say middle. I’m getting blown along by the wind. Proper lazy. [Music] Oh, it’s a care. I was about to say it looks like a care home. It is a care home. you look in all the like you can look in the windows there’s no curtains and when you look in there it’s just old old people chairs yeah I need sponsoring by Travel Lodge Travel Lodge would help me out immensely. That would make this journey so much easier. [Music] How you mate? We’re on a main road and my ass is starting to work today. Captain Dark season says should stay away from those glory holes. But they’re so tempting. It tickles. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. I have to make some new signs when I get back for the bags. I need some press studs and some uh new signs to clip on. Cuz now I can just put them interchangeable to bags And they’ve done well. Well, they’ve lasted a couple of years, but I’m using the uh oh god, they’re from Halford’s. They’re called the well, they’re waterproof pa bags. They’re the advanced range. So, make sure you keep a receipt. If you order them online and keep the e- receipt, make a folder called bike or something, I don’t know, like I have. And I have all my receipts in there. But if they break, just take them back. I took mine back. No quibbles asked. Yep. Here’s another Well, they didn’t give me a new bag. They just gave me a new bit of plastic. The bags were pretty much brand new at the time. I got a little bit of damp in some of them from the torrential downpours, but god there was the wind and rain was just so [ __ ] torrential. Not sure where we’re going here. [Music] Steve Hustto says, “Yeah, no reason to ask unless there’s obvious signs of you abusing the bags.” Yeah. I went in and he said, “Uh,” he said, “Do you want to replace the whole bag?” I was like, “Just swap the plastic over, mate, if you want.” I said, “These have got a bit of wear on them.” I said, “I’m not really worried.” He said, “Well, we just send it back.” He said, “Don’t matter to us.” He said it just gets sent back to head office as a return. Steam past officers and their employees probably won’t know how to identify the hider. Well, I I put my barcodes on them at the time, I think. So, I think that’s why the two first ones I bought were secondhand. [Applause] Says, “Oh, yeah.” Yeah, I think I paid I think I paid 20 quid a bag. They I went to have a look at them. They’re brand new. The guy had only used them like once or twice. So, I saved myself what were they? 30 30 something quit. Yeah, about 20. Get some third hand. See how they are. They’ve done the job. I like them. They’ve got like a They’ve got this plastic inside them that runs all the way down under the bottom and up the other side. A lot of the bags don’t have the plastic in them. It’s just material. It just runs down the down the back around the bottom up the front. Right. You look after them. Yeah. Shove it. Heat. Heat. It’s all mate. I was going to wait until you turn it red and then I’ll shoot. I’m turning around there. So you turn it red, they stop, I go. It’s all crushed into the bridge. You’re not talking. [Music] It feels like God. He’s like, “Yeah, I mean, oh, see if we can get around there.” Cheers, mate. Y mate, where are we going? We’re going to go over here. It’s here somewhere. Where are we going? Just here somewhere. Where is it? Right. Heat. Heat. [Music] Now this is look at this. [Music] Heat. No, wrong junction. It’s not what I was thinking. [Applause] Hello sheep. Run sheep run. AR, your messages are too long. Obviously, the bot’s timing you out [Applause] [Music] John Bruin says, “Heavy breathing from an old age pensioner.” I wouldn’t go that far. I’m not an OAP yet. I’m only 47, but the bike weighs 60 kg and I’m cycling the length of the country. I l Adventures says, “Welcome John Brew.” L Adventures says, “Welcome John Brew.” So yeah, if you can ride a 60 kg bike the length of the country right through some of the mountain range or mountain passes. [Applause] This isn’t an ebike either. This is a downhill mountain bike turned into a cargo bike. So yeah, taking on the whole country. Welcome in though. Uh all right. Are we turning right here? Yeah, I think we’re turning right here apparently. Where’s it going to take us? You never know where you’re going to end up on this. [Applause] There’s going to be an old footpath here somewhere. It takes us on the most surreal adventures. See if we go down some steps or up steps today. [Music] moderators if for editors, but if you go on to my Twitch channel, if there was any parts of the video yesterday which you thought would need highlighting, uh, skip through to where they were and see if you can highlight them. And then what I’ll do, I’ll download them and I’ll upload them as content. So yeah, if you uh anyone who’s got time or fancies that would be a bit fun for them, then uh Georgina likes doing all I think likes doing all the editing and stuff. Don’t need tires. What else we got? It’s a nice little place, isn’t it? sponges. There’s the drinks and food gifts from spoons. Oh, it’s a cycle shop. [Music] Now, that’s a man after me own heart if he’s running that place. So, bikes at the front, cars at the back. Lady in the window on the right. What? The sticker on the window? Yeah. I was waiting for all the cars to get out of the way so I can just to launch to where I need to be. Steam past office says seems like it has a staple extension on the front. Oh, that’s the chain. That was That’s just a chain sticker, I think, on the on the front. Steam pasta says yeah. Oh, look. There’s a butchers. Should we see what they’ve got? Uh, should we Let’s see what we see what we can get. I need some food for tonight. So, let’s uh make sure we’re not near the window. Steam pasta says, “Let’s do it.” Yeah, we like butchers, don’t we? We like some sausages. Let’s see. Get tied up. You all right, mate? Oh, food. I do like food. Can I have some pork and leak sausages, please? Probably about eight of them, please. Eight. Yeah. Just trying to find stuff I can cook on the road and Yeah. keep myself going. I just find sausages keep the longest and they’re just easy to cook. Yeah. Don’t take long with it. No 31. Yeah. I’ll leave it that. Cuz my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Can’t see it. You’d have to eat it all, won’t you? Go off, wouldn’t it? Yeah, that’s fine. Thank you, mate. Brilliant. Cheers. Oh, sausages. Right. Now we got to find a bag to put them in. Where’s my bag? Double bag. Double bag everything. They will then probably go in there somewhere. Oh. Yeah, last year I I lived on a lot of chicken last year, but I find chicken was pretty bland after a while. Wow. Good old local produce as well. Steam pasta says, “Yeah, it’s important to mix it up a bit.” It is. Oh god. Thesis 91 says, “What you chomping now?” I’m not chomping. I just bought some sausages. Found a butchers. So, we just got eight sausages. £531 for eight sausages. Steam pasta says tiny sausages sausages 91 says nice and sunny today then. Got to be better than the sausages from the bloody travel lodge. So yeah, I got a free breakfast this morning because they mucked the room up. She s you meant to have a double bed and you got two singles. Oh, okay. So, we get complimentary breakfast. I’m so glad I didn’t pay £1151 for a compliment or for a breakfast. I got complimentary. But the sausages like they were just horrible. They didn’t taste like meat. They tasted like vegetarian sausages made with some kind of I don’t know memory foam. Says Steve’s seen your sausages then. You sending him dodgy pics for him to know you have tiny one. I think he’s just worked it out from general chat. Office says, “Haha, have you turned the wind round, Sam?” Because it was behind me earlier. Now it’s head on again. What are you doing to me? Daily Dale says sounds like plant-based sausages. Yeah, I don’t want plant-based [ __ ] If I wanted plant-based [ __ ] I’d buy plant-based [ __ ] If I pay for a breakfast, they [ __ ] Oh, they weren’t. They were horrible. See if you can find out. Have a look on the internet and see if you can find out what Travel Lodge. It must have a menu of and a breakdown of what’s in their sausages somewhere. But it tasted like there was no meat in them at all. The skins on them were like leather and then you cut through the skin and it was just they had no flavor. It was just I don’t know like a cross between mushroom and foam. That was like the texture. They had no juice. They weren’t juicy. They were just dry. Like normally when you bite a sausage, you have a bit of meat juice come out of it or a bit of fat. These had nothing in them at all. Daily Dale says WW. Yeah, sorry, but I need my protein, which means I eat a lot of pork, a lot of pork and chicken, red meat. I can have a little bit. At some point, I will get steak, but I’ve only had like a couple. 91 says, “You’ve done a few miles already. Normally, you’re only just starting the pedaling.” Yes, cuz I’ve had a good refresh. Captain Dark season says they are supposed to be Cumberland, but they were the ultrarocessed lips and [ __ ] ones. They are supposed to be Cumberland, but they were the ultrarocessed lips and [ __ ] ones. Yeah, it did say they were Lincoln sausages, but they didn’t taste like it. They were horrible. I left two on the plate. Look, I got four cuz I was going to put two in a bag and bring with me as a snack. Saved myself a bit of money. But the food was that grim. There’s a proper bed is much better than an air bed. Well, I could get another travel lodge here tonight for 36 quid. That’s how much it was earlier. But it means I’ve only done like 20 something miles. There’s not much below this to be quite honest. I’m struggling to find anything. 91 says that’s a good price. Captain Dark season says, “Did you pick off the corn ones by mistake as their menu shows both?” No, there was only one try of sausages. Is it this way? [Music] Live stream active. So, yeah, it says they do, but it’s like they’d forgot. That just looks like a camping field, doesn’t it? There. All right. [Music] How many miles we done? Oh, 25. Okay. So, it’s brought us this way. I think it’s brought us this way. Just so we come out in the open. [Music] [Music] Oh god. Wow. Not really hiding out the window here, am I? [Music] I think it’s only brought me this way just to show you some of the scenery. But the wind is [ __ ] nasty. What the are we going across this vector cuz we’re going across this lane here. That clunk is really getting annoying. Is he trying? What John says? Not many viewing on YouTube. Not many viewing on YouTube. RL Adventures says, “Welcome, John.” Welcome, John. Live RL Adventures says, “Welcome, John.” No, YouTube’s YouTube John’s a slow grower to be quite honest. I’m a Twitch streamer. Uh I think it’s just one of those things that says hello. Hello, mate. The algorithm is not picking not picking me up yet, I suppose. I think you’ve got to put in a few years of uh of graft, I think, before you start getting seen. [Music] Maybe it’s cuz not many people were talking. Yesterday we done quite well. Last night loads of people came in. But yeah, YouTube my chat doesn’t always load and it reads everything twice for some real weird weird reason. Wow, the farmer’s fields are so wet. You can just see it’s like swamps. How did you find me, John? Was you searching for streams or I’m a Twitch streamer that’s multireaming, so we’re live on Twitch, YouTube, and YouTube shorts. YouTube Shorts, we actually hit 1,000 and something viewers yesterday or total views. That might be swipes. So, it means we’re getting shown every day. we’re getting shown to more people as the algorithm slowly finds my lives. So hopefully after a while I’ll get seen by more people and that’s a good thing and then hopefully we then have the more viewers. But what tends to happen John is I do these John says just came up. Oh nice. I do these kind of things. I’m cycling from Jona Gropes across the west or the north down the west of Scotland. Now we’re going down the west of England. We’re in Blackpool yesterday. We’re now kind of going down towards Liverpool area. But yeah, we start to kind of trend and get picked up and lots of people start watching and then I’ll be back home and I’ll be finished and I’ll just go live every now and then. I won’t be live every day. and uh it kind of dies off again. See, it’s just uh it’s just building up the content really so more people see it. Oh, smoking. [Music] I’m glad the wind was blowing the uh the opposite way. But yeah, check out my socials, exclamation mark socials in chat and it should bring up the link on YouTube. Check out the website. I’m raising money for Great Orman Street Hospital at the same time as just having a laugh out here with uh my community and the people that support me. [Music] But yeah, we don’t plan. I just pick a location. We’re like, “Right, let’s go.” And we go the way that the route takes us. John says love. Thank you. Where about you from John? Are you based in the UK or somewhere else around the world? [Music] The other thing with YouTube is we meet a lot of people on the road and they find that [Music] that’s Twitch, [Music] you can mute leaving that tab open. Even if you’re busy working or whatever, if you just open the tab, put me on it. Okay, I’m cycling back in. We got a way to go yet. We’ll wait for this lorry and tractor to come past. We got a lorry coming down here. Where is he? It’s wide enough for all of us. Kent, the garden of England. Although I kind of have this eye says buffering. Okay. So, are you watching me on the uh on my actual YouTube channel? There’s two streams on my YouTube. You can go to my uh go to my channel and watch the landscape version. It’s a lot better in landscape than it is on the shorts. But you can imagine the signal out here is very very up and down. It disappears from time to time. It’s probably died. We’re going further out. We’ve gone away from civilization and that’s what happened. You sold it. Live stream active. [Music] signal low. Live stream active. I think we’re back again now. Steam passer says you’re back like a yo-yo. [Music] Where am I going? Are we turning here? I don’t know if we’re turning here. Hang on. Carriages everywhere. Look. Uh steam pasta says pick. [Music] What the hell’s going on? Heat. [Music] Heat. [Applause] [Music] Just trying to fill some out to check see if this other hotels available. [Music] Just keeps coming up the top and telling me to your booking. I’m like, okay, I know it’s my booking. I’ve done all them right. I’ve double searched. I’ve done that. I’ve done that. Invalid address. [Music] Apparently my address is invalid. [Music] [Music] [Music] How many moles we done? We’re going to dump like so when we get there 30 odd. Uh [Music] Steam Pass office says you can only use 69 Bell Street as your address for so long until someone notices. Now, that one was already taken. [Music] I think that’s where Yates live. When the lries go past, this whole ground here shakes. Office says, “Oh, damn it.” I’ve never posted office says, “Haha.” How How can the whole ground shake that much unless it’s hollow underneath? [Music] Right. Apparently I need to go down this road. I think I think it’s this one. Is it this one? [Music] What’s going on? [Music] I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a It’s called the village shop. Oh my god. [Music] [Music] [Music] back to come back. [Music] I got a rack. I get on that. Who [ __ ] [Music] wanker? [Music] Are you Not sure what that is. Spuds. Oh, yeah. That sounded like it was electric. [Music] [Music] Live stream active heat. I do apologize for everyone watching. Signal today is a little bit up and down. Oh god. Yeah, there’s a lot of farming going on around here. It’s all going on. flavorfresh.com Wow. Look, like there indoors. There’s a big greenhouse and indoors. It’s like just I don’t know if it’s vines or what. Could be a cannabis factory for all I know. All right, lads. Get a bunch. Make me a freezer bag full. That keep me going. This is telling me go across there. I’m like, really? Is it sunflowers? Oh, it might be sunflowers. It’s time to go across this track here. And I’m like, is this a foot path? Yeah, that’s off road. I’d prefer to stay on the road to be quite honest. Let’s stay on the road. We’ve got a signal at the moment. They’re planting their things, then putting the uh the covers on. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Yeah, it’s just greenhouse after greenhouse. They are them windows. Is it self cleaning glass or something? Okay. So, they got their own little reservoir for all their water. Handy. I can see. Where’s he going? He’s going in there. Cool. Please tell me that’s a country lane. It keeps trying to take me across farmers tracks. I don’t want to go across farmers tracks. Is that a road? Is that a proper road that I can use? Yeah. [Music] I really don’t know if we’re live or not out here. Uh my signal is just looks pretty bad from where I’m sitting. Post office says you are. I am. It’s uh It just keeps coming up. Twitch chat has been lost, which I don’t understand how that happens when if I’m still live, there’s internet there. I think it’s because there’s an upstream, but there’s no downstream, which is place [Music] almost dead coming down, but it’s the [Music] breaking up a bit now. Yep. Smash your girly far with a shad on. This is going into South. So yeah, just outside of Southport, just off coast. [Music] What engines do you hear that? Oh, okay. He’s going in there. [Music] I said left with a T shell. No bonnet, no doors. [Music] What the hell? and got struck by lightning at the same time. Hi everyone. How are you doing? I’m welcome to adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the carro. So yeah, let’s go. Let’s go, go. Heat. Heat. There you go. I will in a minute with Oh yeah. wood drive. Yeah, I was a bit sad we didn’t come all the way down through Fleetwood because of the ferry. I was really hoping to do that. I think I was just hoping so much, but that’s why we hung around so long. wanted it to be true. It was running. But theoretically, the car coming towards you, [ __ ] has got right away, but yeah, he I don’t know if you heard him accelerate from behind me. Trying to get up to another gear. Can we get another gear? Yeah. Oh, that looks a bit derelict. What’s this place? [ __ ] hell. Look at that. I don’t think anyone lives there anymore. And if they do, what a shame. There’s a whole place up for sale under offer. Wow, that would do me nicely. [Applause] That would do me nicely. That place. [Applause] [Applause] Oh yeah. Right. [Music] Wonder if I can go in there without my bike going missing. What you reckon? Heat. [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] shopping list. There’s something I didn’t add on there. Babes, meat, squash, nuts. Yeah, we need to get some of that from Aldi if we could, but right, let’s have a look. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] Don’t know if you’ll be able to tell me if the body’s been touched. Anyway, what do we need? What do we need? Uh [Applause] [Music] Fish tins. Heat. [Music] Heat. I’ll be your [Music] 45. starting to go into valley. Be vegetables. [Music] touches. [Music] Oh, yeah. Did you do tin vegetables? Yeah. I was going to say I think now I found tin soups and stuff, but I’m thinking where are they? I’ll be here all day. You’re going to be right in the m no worries. No, I’m on a bike. Just tin veg. I’ll throw them in. Throw some sausages and make lot of sausage stew. It’s just an easy thing to make. It’s everything you need. But yeah, peas on the road and boring. Carrots on the road and boring. You need everything. And if I throw two cans in, I’m never going to eat all that. Oh well. No one seems to do 10 veg. Everywhere I’m going, I’ll get separates. Oh well, I’m lost. I don’t know what else to throw in then. Suppose carrots. just limited on what I can eat. Otherwise, if you just eat stuff all the time, potatoes, [Music] you can’t even have potatoes with it, could you? No, they’re a bit boring. Yeah. Oh, I have carrots. Carrots are probably more flavorsome than Get some meat sauce. Mint sauce in the past. What was normally what I do is I buy mint burgers. Lambburg burgers. Yeah. Squares. That’s what I do with my carrots. Oh. Put just a drop sauce in them. Fry my sausage off. Slice them up. Leave two for breakfast. And then the rest of them they go into a saucepan. I throw carrots in little stock. Just let it simmer. Yeah. And that’s dinner. I can’t have sausages every day like that. Well, I can’t have the fat in them. To be quite as long as you buy I keep stopping at the butchers. As long as you go to the butch and get butcher sausages. I can’t fat or the process fat and that’s why I buy butcher sausages. Don’t buy packet ones. Butchers like in Scotland I was buying these sausages and they were about that round and they were about that long and they were just pure meat. Like you have one sausage, you’re like, “Oh god, I can’t eat anymore.” Whereas if you buy processed stuff [Music] bladder, so I can’t process that. Oh, I get you normally get reflux. I have to be careful what I eat. But yeah, long as you make a stew, right, that keep me going. Cool. So even if it’s not processed, I still can’t eat it because [Music] I need it. I’m burn. I’m burning it. I’ve got a long way to go. Thank you. It fell off the shelf into my pocket somehow. We did get some though. Was [Music] you talking away to strangers by any chance? [Music] [Music] Right, let’s get let’s get packed. [Applause] Uh closer that one. Where’s the We got some wet wipes cuz we’re running low on them. [Applause] [Applause] Yeah. So, the lady was going, “I can’t have proess stuff.” Uh, are we live, Steen, or has it died again on you? What have we got in here? A bottle of beer now. Cool. A bottle of beer in there. And we get a can in there. Can we get a can in there? I need to get somewhere for this case. I’m going to break it. Where can I put this case where it’s going to get dry and not get broken? [Applause] So, we’re going to have to cook dinner on the beach somewhere cuz we’re going to a hotel later. So, [Applause] I have to sit on the beach and cook dinner. What else should we got from the shop? Oh, go. All I’ve got on screen at the moment is YouTube messages. got nothing from any other platform. So, I’m not sure if we’re low or not. Well, we haven’t left anything behind. There’s nothing on the solar panel. [ __ ] Let’s put the coffee in the bin. Let’s put this coffee in the bin while we’re while we’re here. traveling the world or Yes. Yeah. kind of uh all the way from uh Wick in Scotland. I’ve gone all the way around the north uh down past all Loch Ness and all the way down through Scotland and now I’m coming down the west of the of England. So yeah, we’re going down the Southport, down to Liverpool, Burken Head, uh and then probably all the way down to uh to Wales. So yeah. Yeah. So, we’ve got a few miles to do. Yeah. No battery powers. Just No. No. B. Everyone thinks the solar panels for the for the battery like it’s it’s electric now. It was going to be electric, but it went wrong. So, I took it off and put the crank back in. Yeah. Uh just do manual. It is hard work though. It is really hard work. Oh, it’s been Yeah. Coming over the mountains was hard. But where you going to end up? Uh, so I live in the southeast, right? So I’ll literally go all the way down the west of the country. I think we get down to I’m thinking probably Worershere. So if we get to Worcers, cross to Oxford here, go to Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, go and get some more supplies, cook dinner, and then from there just head back through center of London and back to the southeast. Um, is that your um Yeah, that’s the bar. It takes you to the website. It should load the website for you. They sometimes work, but yeah, we’re live on Twitch. We’re live on YouTube. Interesting. Yeah. Be careful in Birken head. Well, Liverpool’s the same. I would say Liverpool and Burken Head. Well, Li um Yeah, it’s a strange one really. I think because Liverpool’s a bit more cosmopolitan. I’m I’m from the world, you see. So, Burken Head is like the roughest area. There was a place in Scotland I come through and you know when you go Yeah. I need to like keep on. I don’t want to stop here. And you can tell because there’s no [ __ ] work. The area was just it was one of those it was near air in in Scotland. You come through and you can just see that there’s no money in the area cuz everything’s falling apart. And as you see that then you got the houses boarded up and you can just tell and then like you get the the little gangs of youths that are just like really mouthy. So I just challenge them to a wheelie competition and it normally kind of works to be quite honest. long as you become part of them and to their level, I’ve been all right. But, uh, Bren Head’s got some I mean, if you went to like Hamilton Square and Bren Head, that’s beautiful. That’s like a square of beautiful Georgian buildings and stuff, lots of history. Yeah. But just on the outskirts of that is a little bit, a little bit of where you get the little gangs by the pyramids. I used to uh I used to be a service engine. you know, you go to all the cinemas and you got the view cinema in Burken Head. So, I was always there replacing screens because they were always getting punched. So, so you you get used to the areas. In the end, we put uh we put bulletproof glass screens in and I said to the manager, I went, “I want to see videos.” And apparently what they were doing, they were charging at them with their heads and headbutting them. And uh I always remember saying I said like when you get the CCT footage of them trying to head button, please send us the seat because I want to see it because they’re just going to bounce off them. Like you’re not going to break it. And what happened was they bent the chassis. They bent the actual metal cabinet where the glass was that strong. It was bending everything else. But yeah, they still kept continued to headbutt them. So yeah, it’s crazy. But it kept me in a job. And then COVID come that was it. It killed everything redundancy and then I took up doing this. So when you when you’re doing this though, are you earning any money out of this or is it just you are you earn a little bit out of money out of people coming in? Someone just Dark Princess welcome in YouTube. I’m still building up on YouTube. I’ve got to hit 500 subscribers and then you’ve got to have so many watch hours and then I can have monetization on my videos. On Twitch, I get paid depending on who’s watching me when an ad goes off, depending how many people see it. So, every month I might get what, I don’t know, anywhere between, say, 50 and 100 quid, I suppose, a month, so it kind of pays for some of it, but it probably cost me more than that to run it. Yeah. But oh well. Camping then. So, is it like um you go places and then what you set about camping? Yeah. So, through Scotland, I was wild camping. So, I’ve got everything I need here. Just like everything on the bike at the moment. I could probably settle down for two or three days. That’s all I need. Water really. I’ve got two bottles still. So, I’ll do them now. Actually, I swap them over. But, uh, yeah, long as you’ve got water. And in Scotland, there’s just Well, there’s streams everywhere. And you don’t really have to filter it cuz it’s pretty much filtered anyway coming off the mountains. Yeah. As long as there’s no Oh. Dark Princess, thank you for the dono. Thank you very much. So, yeah, she just donated £5 to Great Or Street. The underscore dark princess one donated5 charity. Yeah, that was a charity donation she just put through. Thanks, Dark Princess. Thank you very much. They hear you. Yeah. Yeah, they can hear. I got a mic. All right. Yeah, got the mic here. So, yeah, it reads all the chat out. But yeah, we’re live on Twitch. Kick. Uh Kick’s kind of a growing platform at the moment. You’ll probably see it on the F1 if you look on the cars kick. It’s uh a new streaming platform that’s well I say new. It’s a couple year old now. And then you got YouTube and YouTube shorts. So yeah, just trying to trying to get the video out there, but the signal around here has been a bit dark princess one says YW. A thank you dark princess one says good cause. Wild camping videos, people building uh camper vans. Yep. and all that and car camping even. Yeah, I’ve done a I’ve done a van conver I had a van conversion years ago. I’ve now got a motor home just because it’s so much easier and more room in a motor home. Yeah, but but it cost it cost me probably as much to do this than it does in the motor home. So the motor home I might do a 100 mile and find a site. So you’ve got fuel plus campsite. But on the bike I stop I’m like this. So I’m and every time I stop I spend 2530 quid. Like today already I’ve probably spent 2530 quid already. So I’ve just I bought some sausage in my butchers. I’ve just spent another five in there plus the coffee in the cake shop. So you’re probably looking at 20 30 quid already today. It’s crazy how much it costs now. Uh and at some point I’m going to start getting worried cuz I think I’ve spent well over a grand already. So where’d you camping or going to I’m going to just hotel it tonight. Yeah. If I I found the hotel was really cheap though. It was 36 quid. So I’m thinking if I can get a hotel to I stayed in Blackpool last night. That’s quite cheap. So rather than me worrying about a campsite, it’s a little bit deer than 20 20. You’re looking at 20 quid normally for a campsite. Uh now you’re getting down here up north hiking, you come to hikers, so you’re 10 13 quid. So smashing. Uh, so yeah, get that and then tomorrow it’s the push to get through Liverpool cuz I want to cycle down the kind of on the seafront and then how do I get to Burken Head from Liverpool? Is there like is there a crossing? Get Murphy ferry. That’ be quite a nice one actually. Okay, especially for your video cuz if otherwise you have to go through the tunnel, but I don’t think you can go through the tunnel on a bike. Okay, so we’ve been looking at a ferry. We we missed the one up at we were going to get the one where you go over to Fleetwood and I got there and it was Sunday and the tide was out and they and everyone was going, “Oh, you have to wait for the tide.” And then someone looked online and went, “Oh, no, it’s not until Monday morning.” I went, “Well, that’s no bloody good. We’re sitting here for like an hour just waiting around.” So, if you go if you Liverpool, definitely take in the three graces, you know, all that, which is the Liva building, all the three beautiful big buildings on the head. Oh, okay. But then the ferry behind there is where you get the ferry over able to either see them quality for Burking Head. That would make good content being on the ferry cuz it’s, you know, you were videoing it all. Yeah, cuz the camera’s on the front of the bike. So, you get a good uh good bit of footage on the ferry. Oh, nice. Crossing as well. But yeah, most I hate video editing. That’s the only thing I I don’t like about doing this is I end up with so much content and most of it I just delete off the phone. The thing is we’re not always live because when it drops out it goes to my I go to videos so it goes to all the clips. It’s like a jukebox. Uh but yeah, it has been up and down here. So I don’t know how long we’ve got. I think we’ve got what probably six of mile or something to the probably a hotel. It’s not far up there. Soon as you go up that road there, it’s probably got a map on here, but when you go to the roundabout there and turn right, that’s like the coast road and there’s a cycle track which will lead you basically all the way to where you That’s what I’m hoping cuz I’m trying to do quite as much of the coast as I can. Yeah. Uh when we get down a bit further, obviously I’ve got to come back in. I don’t want to go out towards Banganger cuz that’s far out in the middle of nowhere. So I’m probably not going to go that far west, but I’ll probably do something. Maybe Rexom, go down through that way, do a little bit of Wales. Yeah. Uh, someone said do Snowonia. I’m thinking I could do, but I think that’s going to be really hilly getting to there and then getting back out of there again. Past office says we’re really looking forward to the Wales Coast. Yeah, the Wales coast is a probably a no no though, Ste, cuz it’s the Wales coast is literally middle of [ __ ] nowhere. It’s where you get the ferry to go to Dublin. I used to get sort of sandwich. All right, mate. I’ll let you get on. I’ll uh I’ll have a look later when I go to the office and I’ll see what Yeah, if it doesn’t come up. Did it come up? Did you get the link? Did you came up? The link came up. I pressed it. Says you’re missing out. Yeah. Save save the link and then uh [Applause] [Music] it comes up to Google. Is it called um Cloves Adventures? Yeah, that’s the one. Yeah. So, if you save the web page and all my social media links are on there. So, you’ve got your YouTube, your Instagram, Tik Tok, everything. Captain Dies says those Welch chills will kill the old man. All right, mate. Thank you, mate. Have a good one. Yeah. Right. Here we go. Back on the road. We like chatting, don’t we? [Applause] says the sheep will support you. The sheep will support me. Sorry, I was looking dies and says, “Oh yeah, he will get distracted by the sheep.” I was checking out the Amazon delivery driver. She’s uh got very tight shorts on. I was making sure she was putting her parcels in the boxes correctly. Obviously, [Music] I was admiring the scenery and it was very good. Are we allowed to do that anymore? Are you allowed are you actually allowed to look and admire someone or is that not allowed either? How long we’ve been uh Yates says unfortunately no. You have to be a prime subscriber for those actions. [Music] Maybe she’s got an only fans by night. Like they were like speedo shorts. There’s barely anything on. How many miles do you cycle per day? It all depends, John. Uh if we hit hills like through Scotland I was doing kind of 25 I don’t know 25 to 30 mile. If it’s flat without a headwind we go a lot further. So today we’ve done so far 29.71. We’re going to do well over the 30 mile mark today. But the other thing I’ve got to take into consideration is where I’m stopping. I don’t want to be trying to camp or stay in Liverpool or the cities. Desert flat hills don’t exist. They’re a myth. He’s just lazy. Captain D season says you should have crotch cam and stream to or CB. That will fund all your posh food you keep buying. It shut that shut the internet down, mate. [Music] Get this guy past. Thank you. Y says he’s got an innie, not an outie. Anyway, [Applause] where about you? Whereabouts in Kent you from John? Oh, if you’ve never tried Twitch, [Music] Twitch is a little bit more private. Yates says, “Haha, John says you camp out.” You camp out? Yes, I do camp out. Yeah, I’ve got tent. I’ve got all the stuff. I can survive for at least a couple of days. When I was in Scotland, I had enough to survive like four or five days just in case the weather changed. John says Tumbridge Wells. Oh, nice. Bit nicer from where? A bit nicer over there. We cycled to Tumbridge Wales last year before we done lands and to Jona Gross. But yeah, this is hard. I’ve got a headwind. It’s quite Well, you can see the bushes. Look at them in the trees. It is really windy out here and this thing is about as aerodynamic as a Volvo with all the stuff on the front. Have you checked out the social media side of things yet, John? Have a look at the bike. I’ve built it for this year. It’s a bit of a mashup really. It’s an old downhill mountain bike frame. Uh, I’ve done like a custom basket setup on the front to carry all my bed in and my clothes. And then I’ve got pa bags at the back. Says I can’t get back on Twitch with password. Uh, can you not do Oh god. Do you not email them? Support. [Music] You can normally go, I forgot my password. And they’ll email it to you. I don’t know. The integration with Twitch is just so much better than it is with YouTube. Everyone’s got YouTube. I also feel safer on Twitch than I do on YouTube. So Twitch is a bit more private. Whereas YouTube, everyone’s got it. And unfortunately, you do get the odd [ __ ] should we say, come in and they’re like, “Oh, I’m going to come and ram you off or I’m going to do this.” this and it’s like you don’t really get that on Twitch. We had it the other day and when I said, “Look guys, I’m raising money for children’s a children’s hospital.” Really? And they were like, “Oh, sorry.” But yeah, environment ages crossing pumping station. All right. So, we’re going to go right here. We Yates says, “Is you up? I’ll fight anyone who tries to take what’s right or mine. All right. So, says yes, not life. Apparently, we’re going down here. E. Right. The foam roll has gone through the first one. Twist the handlebars to there and then pick up the frame there. Go on. Go through. That’s it. Pick up. Come on. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. What’s caught? We’re through, right? But yeah, the uh this is got rear suspension. It’s got a rear air shock. I’ve had the the bike since I was 18 and I think we’ve actually blown the sill on it. But I wanted to build a bike that could carry 60 kg. Well, the whole thing’s 60 kg and managed to go off road. [Music] It’s got a solar panel sticks out the back of the carrier. But it handles quite well. [Music] But this should take us out to the uh the waters front. [Music] We slippy slidy. John says good bike then. Well, it’s it’s old. I was at college when I bought this. [Music] So, 18. I’m 47 now. It’s been hanging around all these years. [Music] Right. Let’s hope I can get through this one. Captain Dark season and says, “Imagine a farmer right now chasing Clive with a shotgun yelling, get off my land.” I just ask Yates. How does he get away with them? Is this one wider? Dark season says that must be about 50 years old, that bike. [Music] Twist the handlebars. Lift the lift the carrier like that. Come on. Got to get that one through. That’s it. We’re through. Says, “Hope you can get through other end.” Here we go. We’re through. Nicole 1306 says, “Hello, easy rider.” Hello, easy rider. That’s better than what you normally call me. How you doing? You’re all right. Are we following the roads? I think we are. You missed Blackpool last night and everyone buying me drinks. I stupidly told them where I was. Nicole 1306 says I’m feeling charitable. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Does that mean I’m a charity case? Nicole 1306 says no one ever uses the phrase missing Blackpool. Do you know Sam’s always want to go to Blackpool? It was so dirty. Like I’ve been to some places in my time, but camping in a field was cleaner than what the McDonald’s was. Like outside the McDonald’s was shocking. It was dingy at best. Like they say about the Blackpool lights, you don’t want to turn the lights on. Leave them off. It was uh it was a bit of a dive to be quite honest. 1306 says, “Be you love the dirty feeling.” Not that kind of dirty. [Music] I like to be clean when I’m getting dirty. Thanks. But yeah, it was pretty grim. Like skin crawl. Your skin’s crawling kind of grim. [Music] Yay. It says right over backpool. Yeah. The guy I was talking to earlier said that God this wind’s strong. Birken head he said is going to be the same. Burken Head’s a bit a bit dodgy apparently. But yeah, we do we do Liverpool and then we’re start says, “Now you know how your MS feels when she has you on top of her skin. [Music] Oh, normally I blindfold her and she plays uh find the towel on the donkey. Yates, she’s worse than you are. And if Dolly comes in, oh god, that’s a whole new level. [Music] Yates says, “I’m in full support of Nicole’s shenanigans.” [Music] Nicole 1306 says, “I bet we do wonders for your self-esteem.” Oh, you do. Since uh you’ve been uh coming in, I don’t need uh my Pornhub and Only Fans anymore. [Music] If you stay around long enough, you might even be able to wean the 80 off of his sheep addiction. [Music] Lucky we can’t get banned over here. Is it Yaty? Not like on that other place. Nicole 1306 says, “I’m feeling queasy all of a sudden.” Oh god, she’s looking at the pictures I sent her again. Turn them off. Turn them off. [Music] [Applause] She’s like, “There’s Clive in his speedos. [Music] It’s like a trip down memory lane. Oh god. Nicole 1306 says it’s definitely not one for the Wang. I was literally right. I said to Nicole, she needs to stream on Tik Tok cuz she’s funny. When her and Dolly are live, they are hilariously funny. The only problem is is I think Tik Tok’s just going to silence them as soon as they go live. They should do some kind of morning show where people just go in to get like men go to get ridiculed belittle basically cuz Dolly just destroys them. There’s no point. I get that. Doesn’t matter. You can still post your videos. You just can’t go live or go into other people’s lives. [Music] It’s nearly my plan’s nearly over anyway. Pretty red. She’ll get a premium account in seconds. Oh, yeah. Probably. Yeah, they’re okay with ladies. On the looks. So, what you just basically you just called Dolly a minger. Oh my god, that’s a bit [ __ ] harsh, isn’t it? [Applause] Dole’s not a minger. Far from it. All right, you have to squint a bit, mind you. Sorry. Sorry, dolls. [Music] She said she’s aware of it. She has eyes in the mirror. A doll is lovely. I’m looking forward to Is it all right if Martin comes down? I was talking I said about Martin the other day I went I have to ask uh see if Right. [Music] Yeah. But Dolly will come back and rip me a new one. She’s very very quick with the witty comments. Very quick. Like I love Paul Smith as a comedian and I shared a video this morning. I can’t I can’t be horrible about Lee cuz like he doesn’t come on the streams anymore so I can’t really use him as a as a pawn. But yeah, he was funny with his witty comments. This goal is exceptionally quick. I think quick is an understatement. So for anyone watching everywhere else uh through lockdown, myself, Nicole or she’s called Red on the platforms and you got Dolly. We was all streaming and having a laugh through lockdown and you’d have like the the box people could get into and have a chat with you and whatever else. And in dollies and redream, guys would get in the box and try their best at being witty and uh a little bit kind of pervy. Says, “I’ve just messaged her, told her, “I’m on here slagging her.” And they would literally just rip these guys a new one. And it was hilarious. Guys loved it. And it made for some good conversations. So yeah, we’ve all become quite good mates. And I miss the banter of the old days when you go down the pub and you’d have a few drinks and you just rip the crap out of each other and it was a normal Saturday night having a laugh. But it’s been nice uh Nicole cuz it’s it gets quite lad banter in here. It’s nice to have some ladies joining in with that. Cla’s working a lot of the time now or she’s streaming. Ses you pay me to be here. Only flats says I don’t get paid to put up with his [ __ ] But you’re here after 10 years. Nicole 1306 says, “Long am I supposed to bring the feminine child?” Oh, is that what you call it? [Music] She just flat and flaps her eyelids. Just gives it the little flutter. 136. It’s all right. I’ll put it back in. Boom. Boom. [Applause] Do you remember in the ‘9s, right, you could you’d be in a bar, you’d chat up a girl, you’d be like, and the banter would fly backwards and forwards, right? And it would be hilarious whether you got anywhere with it or not. But just the conversation was was a challenge and you both went your separate ways if nothing happened and it was funny and your mates would be like, “Oh, you got blown out there, didn’t you?” What happened to them days? Says, “I was in school in the ‘ 90s.” Yub says, “Back in the war.” Ah, I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Nicole, but you’d be worth getting arrested for. Was that is that nice enough or was that just too below the belt? Was that a little bit pervy and nice at the same time? Yates says, “Now then, now then.” Does anyone 1306 says, “Not sure. It was nice. Have you ever watched that show with like you got Big Nasty and uh Jimmy Carr and all that and you got the comedians on there and they’re literally just ripping the [ __ ] out of each other. You ever watch that? [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Does that say Oh, fish bar down that way. Yeah, too far away. 1306 says, “I’m not sure you’re worth this 90 seconds of ads. Nice to take a break from your voice, though.” She’s brutal. see what you’re missing over there on YouTube. I know you can probably hear it on the TTS, but uh Y UK gifted a tier one to Nicole 1000. Oh, thank you Yates. Welcome to Subampton. Thanks for your support of mentally unstable. Thanks Yates for the sub for Nicole Yates. says, “I just wanted to give the girl a banary.” Oh, basically, so you subbed her, so she has to listen to my [ __ ] Is that what you’re saying? So, so you didn’t sub her out of the kindness of your heart. You subbed her just for the lols. Awesome. You legend. It says, “Yeah.” Yep. Legend. Absolute legend. Oh god. Yeah. We’ve got some of the best people in this stream. We’re reaching as far as Australia now as well. What just happened? Uh, so basically Yatesy just subbed you just so you have to listen to more of my [ __ ] That’s now that’s the that’s ls. That’s the level of uh that’s the bar. That’s the bar you’ve got to be hitting in this stream. [Music] [ __ ] legend. Y 130 says that’s [ __ ] cool it is. I told you we got a great community here. Good sense of humor. I don’t know what they’re doing here, but hey, let’s embrace it. [Music] Just speed up. Just [ __ ] floor it. Says, “What does this even mean?” Looks like I can send your gay emojis now. Yes, you can. You can send the emojis. I’m looking for new ideas for them cuz the emojis are all at I want them to be funny. You farm at each other and not fully but the 18th says no more hands. Concentrate on [Music] 1306. Now that you’ve done Y Dolly here in a minute, Dolly be like, “What’s this all about?” Get freebies. If I turn it aside, can I turn myself into a S? The wind’s blowing from uh the west. 1306 says what is he making all of his do something exciting? I think you can probably do the sat is the satnav chargeable. You can probably redeem the satnav directions down the bottom next to chat you’ve got all the uh all the naughty left and rights and stuff and carry on and roundabout and all that kind of stuff. They’re all the uh rude voices from TomTom before the world voice says directions to where you’re at. I’m good. No. Everyone said in the stream they’d like to be able to tell me where to go. Left, right, straight on. But you can’t trust them because they just send you round in a circle. Like if you were lost and you asked any of my regulars ahead and then tape me from behind, they’ll do everything in their power to send you the wrong way. There’s no common sense. Nickel 1306 says no long head on sideswipe. You in the little white car. Is it grandad 1306 says finally found out how to take the parental features off the [Music] Wow. I suppose We can start the G I suppose. Yeah, we could stop the signal lost. Live stream active. Try to turn my body so I can turn into a sound. 3006. No. Going uphill. Yeah, it is. It found it’s found an aerial now. All right, we’re coming back into uh somewhere else. Sometimes when it jumps between the antennas, it takes a little while. Surely you can hear it’s windy. [Music] Dark Season news. Oh, blurp comes up. It types blurp over on kick. Why is it typing it over on kick? Oh, I know why. Lyra biking. You love my Lyra. If you keep cycling, you’ll be in Lyra before you know it. But you’re female. Of course, you can do Lyra. Captain, I didn’t know. I didn’t even know my blur was set up. You can use it on any platform. Okay. I didn’t set it up for kick so I wouldn’t know. I don’t like it. Well, if you try it, you’ll see what I mean. It’s a lot more comfortable. It keeps you warm. You can cycle in the rain in it, and it dries out fast. 1306ers, especially middle-aged men. Well, I didn’t do it. I do it because it works. It just works. It makes cycling a lot easier. It’s like cycling naked. You’ve got no restriction on your knees and that’s why it comes in handy. Captain Duncan says we can pull on early just the while he was talking to about 5 minutes. 1306 says I’m sure keeping the sucky balls in place. If I swing them like a teaag, I need a cartoon character, right? We We need like a GIF image of a cyclist swinging them. Made that as a popup just for Nicole. [Music] As far as Peter hasn’t come in last year, Pete I used to work with my mate Pete used to come in all the time. I haven’t really seen him this year. Where are you Pete? It’s cuz I’m near all the cinemas. He’s probably flat out working at the moment. All right. [Applause] Is it no camping signs? I haven’t seen any no camping signs yet. Put your motor home in there. [Applause] [Music] The old butters are getting a pounding today on this pavement. It’s like very very small bumps, but it’s consistent just all the way along. I’m going to pop you up on the side whilst I do some work. Okay. A Thank you. [Music] I’m slightly moving up in her world of uh of ranking. 1306 says he’s funny. Yates says she’s writing a novel of witty insults. Probably she just wants to listen to you guys ripping the [ __ ] out of me. That’s all it is. that will keep her happy and amused all day while she walks around in her little bikini indoors. Sorry, did I just say that out loud? [Music] It’s a sexy Wonder Woman outfit. Yeah, look. Wall end. Unlike Yatesy Bell end. Nicole 1306 says I’m passing it over to Yates. How low can you go? [Music] [Applause] I think you two would be quite good writers actually. Witty comebacks. [Music] There’s a lot of sand here, ain’t there? Ah, [ __ ] hell. Wouldn’t you like to know? My god, there’s a lot of sand. We got a KFC. It’s a bit light red finger licking bucket. Hey, that’s the first roast. Nicole 1306 says Wilmer took a turn. Says 10 years and he’s still my [ __ ] Nicole 1306 says, “You know nothing about my Oh my god, this this stings. I’m getting literally sandlasted at the beach.” Do you see it coming up? I have to look to the left. [ __ ] Is there another way out? There’s a McDonald’s down there. How do I get out? Dale says flying depends on your unicorns. Haha. Let’s get out of here. Look, look at the sand. Can you see? Look, look at it moving. Looks like smoke. Can you see it over the That’s quite a good effect. Look at it. [Music] And then it hits this ramp and slowly sandlast you. That’s a really weird effect. Yates says you can only get prettier. The sand blasting will do your wrinkles good. Nothing can make this face look better, mate. My gears are starting to grind. my thoughts of uh Nicole on my face. [Music] Right, that’s enough. Nicole rips 1306. [Applause] says waste of a 5p carrier bag charge. Wow. Oh [ __ ] that’s going to be slippery as [ __ ] Don’t go over the sand. Oh god. If I go and get a McDonald’s, am I just going to get grit? Bailey Dale says low. It’s attracting some of the funniest little [ __ ] [ __ ] ever. [Music] Yates says world’s prettiest McFlurry. Yep. [Music] Oh, look. Let’s find a table. God, that wind. That wind’s a killer. [Music] Plasma sponges says I’m back from work. Where should we park? Out the way. Plasma sponges says did extra today. Oh yeah. Oh god. Let’s find somewhere to put this. Yeah. Uh Jon down the west of the country and then I’ll go back home when I get near Worcester. Fantastic. So I’ve done the north. So yeah, north done west of Scotland. So now I’ll do the west of England down to well kind of below Liverpool I suppose. and then cut back in, do some wows, uh, and then cut all the way through to Worcester, Oxford Cheer, and then back to Kent. So, I go through London6 says, “Are you going to get an apple pie again, Clive, to do dirty things, too?” Bailey Dale says pretty fries. Yates says he’s like the world’s ugliest homing pigeon. You got some company. Yeah. Yeah. They keep me They keep me company. They keep me sane. Yeah, you did it on a motor bike on a cycle. How long’s it taking you? I think we’re on day 29, I think. I think so far. Yeah, it’s not Yeah, it’s not a race. I could probably do more miles today. Yeah, we was joking. They’re ripping the crap out of me basically. It’s ripped the crap out of me hour. It’s all right. It’s perfect. It’s what I like. It’s what you do. It’s what you used to do in the pub if you were drinking the pub. if it was lads when he’d all have a bit of a banner. And that’s pretty much what this is. Nicole 1306 says, “Make sure you cut it in half this time. You definitely don’t need the whole thing.” Let’s get this out of the way. Yeah. I’m worried about the little little people on the corners. Yeah. Right, let’s order some McDonald’s. I can’t put there’s lit. This is the only bit that’s out the way. 91. You’re always jumping. I know. Well, I know. I burn a lot of energy, didn’t I? Let’s have a look. See if there’s anywhere better to eat. It says, “Wantly Mickey De’s points.” How can you give me your points? Is that possible? That just shows how many McDonald’s you eat. I’ve only got to go a mile. The hotel’s only a mile away, so I’d prefer fish and chips or something, really. Hey, baby says he’s working on his six pack. He needs an extra nugget. Yay says if I send you my GR code, you can use it for goodies. I think [Music] [Music] fish and chips. [Music] Go on. Yates. So, you’re the best at finding places. Where’s the best fish and chip shop in this area? Oh [ __ ] That’s the sponges. There’s the sea law. The sea. [Applause] I’m looking at pictures of fish and chips. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Where’s the water? Water’s there. There’s literally loads of them that do fish and chips. Just ask Google. Best fish and chips in South Pole. [Music] It’s come up with the sound good fish and chips around you. Scrap the zo and visit the British lawn mower museum. directions. [Music] What was that? [Applause] Nicole 1306 says, “Was that your exile? I think I’m going to have fish and chips.” I thought McDonald’s. I’m thinking I had it yesterday. I’m going to have fish and chips. There’s a nice one. Um when you go over that bridge by and you come to the uh carousel. Okay. Right. And across the road there’s a chiffy there. You can sit outside just on the left hand side. I just found one that’s literally just over the water. That way. Yeah. Wherever the water is. Just over the water. It’s literally just across the water, it says to me. So I think it is that way. It’s probably that one. Yeah. Well, that’s nice cuz you can sit out and still watch the world go by. Yeah, I was thinking that’s what [Music] no exit. Okay, of course it’s an exit. I’m on a bike. You can make anything an exit. What you do, you go onto the path and then that doesn’t count. Right. So, where are we going? Oh, everything around here just smells of oil. So, let’s go this way. [Music] Oh my god. Literally the bike [Music] Right. So over the water, [Music] right? [Music] That’s a bit small for you. Let’s go up on here. All right. It’s here somewhere apparently. Is it around here? Aha. There we go. [Music] There you go. There it is. [Music] Plasma says 250 on YouTube short nothing on YouTube. Oh my god. Have a small fish and chips, please. Yeah, [Music] let’s try again. There you go. Thank you. I’m Clive CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live stream and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money together. somewhere safe, mate. I don’t think he’s going to hear us. Across the north of Scotland and I’ve come down through the all the locks. Do you know something? You work out who you are. Isolation started with my mate last year and he put his back out in got the train over and I’m like okay. And for the first days I was a little bit like this. I’m live streaming as well with me ripping the [ __ ] out of me today. Yeah. But yeah, well from Penrift to I was in that storm was a yellow storm where you going between the hills. So you know where the M6, you got the M and then you kind of go past Kendall left then round to the right. Yeah. If you look to your left as you’re going around, there’s a road goes right around the top. I was up there literally walking like this trying to push it through the store. It was crazy. Them lot were like, “You can do it.” And I’m thinking, I just want to give up cuz I was [ __ ] I had nothing left. I burnt and I managed to get to I booked a hotel cuz I couldn’t got to a campsite cuz I was to a campsite what probably about 4 5:00. But with a storm, I didn’t get there till like 600 7:00. It’s hard work, but I eat and eat. I don’t stop eating. You do it for yourself or does your chat for the charity or uh both. So, for me, I live stream anyway, and the charities just kind of that’s a bonus. But it the thing is it with live streaming, it takes a few years. It takes a long time to kind of get out there. YouTube as well. Yeah. So, I’m on Twitch. Twitch is the main platform. I think we got we got 62 people on Twitch, one on YouTube, and three on kick. But YouTube, yeah, YouTube takes ages. You because you make the videos and it’s not until people start liking them and that you kind of It’s like a pyramid scheme. I say it looks like just straight. Yeah, I’ll get your way. Yeah, I normally stay away from the towns and cities. Stay away from towns and cities. I come I basically camp outside them and go through them in the day cuz in the country you can leave that anywhere I don’t have to worry about. I can just leave it. Yeah. But in the cities and what pisses me off, someone run by and they’ll grab like the bed roll and I’m like what are you going to do with it? Just nothing. They can try nicking it. If they want to ride it off, I’ll probably walk after them cuz it weighs that much. No one’s going to get anywhere on it. If you do half in the train and half separate is all right. [Music] People keep saying to me, “Oh, you need to get a dog.” I’m like, “What? I’m going to put a trailer on the back with have a dog in the back.” Nah. Something else to worry about, is it? I can’t look after me, let alone you. Hang on. What are they saying? I can’t hear what they’re saying out there. The clock 306 says, “Just tell them you have a pet rat in your pansy.” I’m so glad the internet keeps kicking out, guys. I thought you were doing some work. Anyway, yeah, I done a search for the fish best chip fish and chip shop and this is the one it comes up with on Google. Whoever else wants to buy it out here now. We’ve been here 25 years about Yeah. So, we’ve got we’ve got a guy down our way and he’s got two chippies and they are literally you don’t go anywhere else. And my favorite he does these big spuds. He cuts like a spud in half and makes these big They’re like massive wedges, but he puts his own seasoning on them and they are something else. Like you have two of those. You don’t need anything else. So, they really fill you up. But that’s his special thing. [Music] And there’s not many shops that do the bits either. There’s only like two ones that do bits. Scraps or scraps bits where Yeah. Yeah. You don’t get that down in in Kent. Keep thinking I’m in Scotland still. I’m not in Scotland. I’m back in England. What the hell? Why’s my Wi-Fi run out? [Music] Just lost my Wi-Fi. [Music] Is it gone off? Hang on, guys. I really can’t see whether we’ve got any internet. Hang on. I’ve lost me internet on my phone. [Music] I think you Has it gone dead? It’s plugged in. We’re not power. What’s going on? What’s going on? It says I’ve got no power. Oh, here we go. The hot spot. Oh, the hotspot turned off. Okay, there we go. You stupid bloody thing. Stop checking out the uh the Lyra, Nicole. Feel like the rivers of Babylon. Nicole 1306 says not much to see. It’s very small. Yes, please. [Music] Oh, brilliant. If I sit outside, is it? Is your wife if I sit outside? [Music] All right, I’ll get you uh get you lined up. Let’s turn you around. Hang on. Hang on. Try and find somewhere to put you. Where am I going to put you? Hang on. I’ll get the camera set up. There we go. There we go. Right. Where’s my uh where’s my fork? [Music] Give me a plastic fork. [Music] You’re not move says already. Colossal Connie says that looks like a green screen is weird half. What looks like a green screen. Rainbow blank says he Nicole 1306 says, “Right, what does that mean?” Does he get any funnier? I’m so glad that I haven’t got any sand hit me yet. Get crispy chips. Manny Black says, “How was your alcohol fly?” It was good. It was really good. Yates says, “This whole journey has been in front of a green screen. He’s on a palaton bike in his garage.” Uncle Mume says, “I did SATs today and tomorrow I meet my year six teacher.” Oh, wow. And Connie says, “Run over to Funland and show us what teddies are in the grabs.” Okay, I’ll head over there in a minute. You’re looking forward to it though. Annie Bell black says hey you’re getting big now you don’t worry babs I’ll be home soon I just need a bit loads of food captain dark season says here we go in food eating mode that will be scoffed in 30 Colossal Cons. I can’t believe the bike’s not falling over. The wind is mental. [Music] Nicole 1306 says, “I thought seeing you without hair was the low point. I think this Tom and get more drinks and food by Fanny B. Yeah, thanks for last night everyone. Yeah, Nicole, last night you missed it. Bunny B got me a blooming chug jug. Stepper says, “Finally, a wind that blows and sucks almost as hard as you [Music] says in a shot.” Oh, yeah. And the shot. Yeah. Yeah. I was there for that, was you, Mo? says nothing. So when we go on holiday and when we we have drinks and stuff, we always make sure there’s some the kids can have that are not too strong. So like indoors, we have like normally baileies and stuff. was there until it ended. Oh, was you? Oh, wow. Thanks, Davy. But yeah, stop live drink. The wind’s trying to take my fish and chips away. But this is a really good fish and chip shop. That’s really nice. I’ll tell you Sam, I think we should do we should do this. We should do uh Blackpool shop at Blackpool. Couple of hours in Blackpool. Have a walk around. Shoot down the south. Walk down here. Have a walk around here and stay in the travel. The travel lodge here is always cheaper than Black. So, I think we’ll do it with the family. Anakumi says, “I had you in the background whilst watching Once Upon a Time.” Vanbo blank says, “I got a Big Mac from McDonald’s today with fries.” I was going to have McDonald’s, but then I’ve been missing fish and chips, so we went for this today. Mandy says you should get a double fileo fish. Oh, I forgot about that. We’ll have one before I get back. Thing is, I’m not convinced that anything that comes out of McDonald’s has actually got any food in it. [Music] [Music] Steam cast office says it might be cardboard fish. Vanville blank says long. That’s so funny. Who was it was talking about the museum? There’s a McDonald’s burger in the museum somewhere. It’s been there like 10 years. It still looks just as good as new. [Music] Plasma Sponges says you should go to Spoons again. Long. The rule is Bunny B. If you want to buy me a drink, buy me a and strawberry and lime. Strawberry and lime s cuz I can I really enjoy them. [Music] I’m really grateful for what you got me, but I was a little bit worried I wouldn’t drink it when I did leave a little bit cuz it was just too big. And I’ve got this thing about waste. I don’t like waste. [Music] just as long as you enjoyed it. Oh, it was lovely, mate. It was great. Thank you. Good job. I can’t get it in my mouth before the wind blows it away. Mannyville blank says maybe Sam and we can get you something experience. I don’t know. Right, I am uh officially busted. Thank you, mate. That was lovely. Yeah, it’s like most people fill their car up with fuel. I just fill myself up with food. But yeah, you can just keep eating and eating and eating. And what gets me is I was 12 and a half stone when I left. I will be well under that when I get back. Doesn’t matter how much food you try and eat, I just can’t get enough in. Yeah. And I think the biggest I’ve done 61 miles. I think that was 4 and a half th000 to 5,000 calories. Unless you’re just eating cake, which See you later. Right. We got a hotel in a minute. We’ll be fine. Don’t asking. Right. What have we got? We’re on pink grapefruit at the moment on these ones. These are nice. So, yeah, stay away from weather spoons. Now, banbo blank says Yeah. Yeah. All the fish went out. There was just a couple. If you know the hard chips, the ones that are like crisps, the hard corn uh spiky ones, the ones that you get stuck in your gum. The picture. Oh, picture. Uh, I put the rest in my bottle and I drunk some when I got back to the hotel and there was probably Yeah, I’ll show you in a bottle. Vanboore. It was about there. It was about that much left in the bottle. So, I wasted about that much this morning cuz I couldn’t drink it all last night. And I was up until 1. I couldn’t stop bloody I was on the toilet just weeing constantly. But yeah, I’m very grateful, mate. But as I said, if you ever do that again, just if you want to get me a drink, you can get me shots. I don’t mind that. But yeah, just get a a bottle or something small. Right. Let’s find where we’re going. So, I know it’s uh Is that cycling start? Where’s the cars then? That is cycling. [Music] [Music] blank says you could have drinking while you’re cycling. You didn’t have to drink. Not sure which way we’re going. Where’s the water? I think we’re going along this side. Uh, I didn’t want to drink it. I couldn’t drink it the next day, mate. Could I? I couldn’t drink it when I was uh at the hotel. Oh god, this thing’s so heavy. So heavy. [Applause] All right, let’s let the cars go and then we can whiz across. [Music] [Applause] I just want to find out roughly where I am going and then uh we can have a look around, can’t we? I could potentially dump some stuff off. [Music] The other problem of being out here is I really need a we and I can’t leave the bike anywhere. That toilet’s over there. Nice heat. There’s a picture of red rum. Hi everyone. How are we doing? I’m Ty. Welcome to Adventures. So today we are in Mar. I’m with the family live stream. Oh, there we go. Right. So, there’s a place over there. [Music] Oh, where are we going? [Music] We cut along here. Yeah, we’ll go through here. Oh my god. What is it with the wind up here? It is just mental. What? It’s nearly blowing me off the bike. [Music] Right. You look after them. Shove it. Yeah. Shove it. Right. Well, we know where we are now. Well, I do. [Music] [Applause] Okay. So, that is there, [Music] right? Uh, I think what I’m going to do, guys, I’m going to shoot off and uh I’m going to take a quick break cuz I need to uh I need office says Jesse’s cabin. Have you been there? Jesse’s cabin? No. Where’s that? Is that aesthetic? Is that a euthanism? ahead just behind you. I’m looking behind me. I’m thinking, where the [ __ ] are you on about? Says it could mean something else. [Music] But yeah, uh it’ just be easier if I shoot off cuz I need a we so I can get in, I can get changed. I need to get some clothes washed. So that’s what I’m going to go and ask about uh with I need a wee before we go anywhere. And because I’m in town, there’s nowhere I can really. Yeah. So, I’m going to go and inquire about stuff. So, I’m going to go and make some inquiries about some bits and pieces cuz I need to wash at least a bag of clothes. I’ve got what? Two pairs of leggings, pair of shorts, couple of tops. Plasma sponges says, “Would you like the map or leave it?” Uh, says go or not. I can just turn it off, mate. There you go. Just leave it on the screen. It’ll turn back on later. It will just pause now. It won’t It won’t. So, if I move, it won’t move with me. Uh, thanks for everyone that’s coming. Who can we raid? Who’s on? [Music] I will be back. I will be back at some point, guys. I’ve got some food to cook anyway. So, we’ve got we’ve got to be back to steam bus stop has a plan. There you go. So, we are now raiding Sarah Bridgewwater. If you are watching on any other platform, if you’re watching me on YouTube or kick, you won’t come over for the raid. But if you uh look at the top of the uh screen on the right hand side, there is Sarah’s stream on Kick. So yeah, if you come over to my Twitch stream now, you can look in chat and the link will be there. So you can jump over and you can go say hello to Sarah with with everyone else. I’ll try and come back in a bit when I get to the hotel. I need a we uh but yeah, I cook some sausages to cook them tomorrow or ask if they can put them in a fridge or or what. I don’t know. They might have a thing about not use putting stuff in a fridge, but hey. Yeah. Much love, guys. I will catch up with you soon. Bye for now.