Day 25 - Carlisle to Penrith - Big #ScotlandAdventure 🇬🇧🚴‍♂️🏕️

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live stream active. Right. Morning everyone. Hopefully the mic’s working. Oh, I’m hoping it’s working cuz uh we’re just about to get on the road. I’m just going to finish this can of drink and uh we start heading into Carlile. today. Sorry, I can’t hear the winds in my ear. Well, the weather’s been a bit rubbish, hasn’t it? So, down in the south, uh, it’s like you got you’ve gone abroad. Yes. It’s really, really hot. and all my friends are hanging and saying, “Are you enjoying the sunshine?” I started in Jono, well, wick, I’ve done John all the way across the north and I’ve come all the way down the uh through the valleys and it’s been rain the whole way. I’ve had a couple of days of sunshine. Yeah, I did say to him, I said, “I’m probably going to need another night cuz this is going to carry on. There’s no point trying to ride in it. It’s too cold, right? Just chatting, guys. Sorry about that. That’s the uh the lady that runs the place, I suppose, or the wife of the uh the man that runs the place of the farmer. The farmer’s wife. Right. Let’s get some water. Actually, is my map and not on? Uh, before anyone gets here, I’ll do it. Map on. There we go. [Music] Cool. Right, let’s get some water. Pardon me. [Applause] [Music] Oh [Music] yo, The day you arrive. Yeah. The family and they arrived. Oh, is it in the morning? I think they weren’t there actually. Oh, well, whatever. you know. Yeah. They weren’t in 5 minutes and heaven’s my friend from down south called home and she says to me and I didn’t I couldn’t catch you when I rang before we be enjoying the sunshine and the conservative. Listen to that. Oh, it was it was bad. Yeah. Yeah. I got I got caught in it. So, I went to I went to Greta Green first and we had a look around there. Uh cuz I don’t know if you saw I’m live I live stream. So, I’ve got a camera on the front. So, yeah, the camera I’ve just put the camera on now and uh was let’s go and have a look at Gret the Green. So, we had a look around there and it was drizzle and it started getting harder and harder. So, we hid in a bus shelter for a while and it stopped. I was like, “Right, let’s try and see if we can find a campsite near Carl Isle.” So, as I’m riding towards Carlile, I had people looking and they went, “There’s none this side.” They went, “If you want something near, you’ve got to go.” So, I literally come all the way over this side. So, I was actually that side. Oh. So, I’ve literally come all the way across here to here. Get the campsite. Well, yeah, cuz it annoys me. So, my argument is it’ll say campsite and then it’ll be caravans and motor homes only. Yes. Well, that’s not a campsite. No, no. A campsite is everything. So, my argument is it should say caravan and motor home site. Yes. No. I mean, when my husband’s died recently, uh well, month or two ago, and we had a motor home and it was I I could I don’t know where they were coming from. I mean, you went to places and they wouldn’t take you, you know, you think, why? What harm have we done? Yeah. See, I’ve I bought a motor home in lockdown and my kids were both high-risisk. Mhm. So, we just drove to Well, local to me, uh, you’ve got in the southeast, you got the Shepy. Yes. And you got Minster, you got Minster, and you got Lays down. It’s dead cuz everything was closed. Yes. But there was all these camper vans. And when I was like speaking to them, they were elderly people that were stranded, but it was the only place I could go where I could take the kids and I was like, “Go and play.” And my two kids were playing out on the cuz it’s even when the tide comes in, you can walk half a mile out. It’s like that and it’s not a strong tide. It’s just it just kind of sits still. So, uh, they were out playing and someone come down and went, “Uh, excuse me.” I think they went, “What are they going to catch when it cleans itself every every few hours?” actually. Well, we had to close the campsite, you know, obviously. Um, but then we’ve got people who would say, “Can we come?” It doesn’t bother us if you’re in the field as long as you don’t come near us or bring anything. And you know, that’s what that’s how we played it. Yeah. We don’t didn’t put a lot of people on obviously, you know, but people we knew we can come for a few days and it’ll be fine. There’s a lot of people that have I’ve met that have sold their houses that are at an age where they’re like, “Well, we don’t need a house now. We’re just going to enjoy motor homeing.” I don’t know whether you’ve noticed that big motor home in the one next to it with the white car. That’s a lady. She’s been here for a few years. That looks like my one, the one that’s on the left at the back in the middle. That looks exactly like the one I’ve got at home. they um her trust her husband they sold up and that’s her home or in fact she changed she changed her the one that they had for that one the bigger one and she’s now just changed it again for the smaller one and she’s changing her stuff over again but to get rid of that bigger one yeah the only thing I have so I’ve got the the big the bigger one mine’s got a big garage under the like so my windows higher So, I’ve got a massive garage I can put bikes in. Uh, and my boiler blew up and I put a new cost me about I think it was about four or five grand or something stupid for the for the whole new system cuz they’re not cheap. No, they’re not. But no, mine I’ve mine’s got solar on it. Mine’s completely off grid. I can Well, I can probably last a week without sun, but once the sun comes back out and my batteries are back up, I don’t need to plug in. I’ve got everything I need. No, I I’d want to do I wanted to do round uh like the NC500 and stuff. I’ve just done it on a bike. It’s bloody expensive. Yeah, it is. They don’t want you. Well, on a bike I can only do it cost me a lot more. So, say on a motor home, you might do 100 miles. I’m going to do four five stops on that. So, it cost me a lot more on a bike than it does in a car. And then I’ve got to do shopping. I’m about to go shopping now. I’m probably going to go to Aldi cuz I can take that in Aldi. They let me go into the out and put it at the front. Only supermarket. Little and Aldi. the only two supermarkets that let me do that, which is kind of annoying cuz you cuz you think I went to Tesco’s you know you have to I went how can I lock that up? I said I lock the bike up half the stuff disappears. Yes, that’s that’s another thing with them really. It’s I don’t know what’s wrong with printing. Well, I did to be quite if anyone stole that if anyone stole that I’d give them a medal. It’s 60 kg. So that thing weighs in AB. It’s as heavy as a motorbike cuz all the weights at the top. Uhhuh. Yes. So, it is a really, really heavy load. Uh, but I built that for this year cuz I broke last year’s bike. It didn’t quite like the abuse. Oh, but I done the m uh mountain trails. So, I come up through the Gleno Pass on the road and got to the ski resort. And then from the ski resort, you can go over the top of like the hill and all through the valleys. And I done that on that. And oh my god, that was that was a challenge. There was people hiking it complaining how bumpy it was. So yeah, that took a few hours, but I did it. Goodbye for me. I like biking. So all these hikers, they have to walk up the hill, across and down. I just walk up and then roll the rest. My husband got an electric was well, he had an electric bike. I had a push bike and then he wanted a new electric bike and he says, “Get yourself an electric bike. It’ll be easier.” So I went to the shop to get two electric bikes. I had a ride. It was quite the big uh place I had to ride around. Well, I’ve got three hip replacements to start with. So, I’m not the most agile that lift on my legs up and moving them about. When I came to stop the bike, put my brakes on, didn’t realize how heavy it was, and I just started going, “This is a brand new bike under me. What do I do?” And I kept tight hold of that bike. I landed nose first onto the concrete. My face was black. Daughter says, “Mother, it’s your age. Keep off bikes. I’ll just get one with more wheels.” Six. I’ve got I’ve got I’ve got a It’s got two wheels at the front, one wheel at the back, and it’s got a seat. So, you’re sitting down like that, and you pedal in front of you. You can get them at electric. The problem is cars don’t like them because you kind of take up the road. Uh but down south down south there’s quite a few uh like London I was like I don’t want to go to London I want to go I hate cities and we went up to London for the day and the cycle highways I was just blown away they’ve really really changed it. So you can pretty much go everywhere in London now without going on the road which is quite good and they’ve started to do a lot of the paths down my way are cut in half now. you. But the problem is they haven’t taught the idiots, have they? Like most of us will go, “Oh, yeah, after you.” And you’ll get some idiot fly past you as you say that. No respect. That’s Yeah, we won’t go there. What I say? No. This is what I find though. I have respect for cyclists. They have no respect at all for anyone. when I go to my daughters come out and there’s the main road from Gretner comes out onto the main road into Carlile and I I’m coming along the road here and the bikes they come straight down never stop it is a junction they never stop they’re straight out straight in front of you and what I say to them it’s a good job they can’t hear well this there I don’t class myself as a cyclist I say I’m an adventurer Cuz as soon as you say you’re a cyclist, everyone hates you. No, I mean everybody has to have their own distance. I pull over. Well, you will pay. Yeah, if I can. Yeah, just just one night. Do you want to or do you I’m saying do a brief, right? Well, it’s just whatever. We have stopped for you before. It’s sun collecting, right? All right. And he’ll be around later, right? I mean, it could be 7 or half. Yeah, I was going to say it will be this evening. He literally comes around looking for you later on. So, no worries. Well, I’m going into school now. Um, going into Bmpton to school and then I’ll be back with you. All right. And then, uh, I’m supposed to be meeting friends. Uh, for a drink tonight. I’ll leave you to it. I’m going to get on the road. Lovely meeting you. Yeah. Right. How are we going to put the wash in? I’ve lost a zip tie and I don’t know where I’ve lost it. [Music] Is the chat working? I can’t It’s not reading you out. Is Is it on? I can’t hear your speech. Oh, TTS wasn’t on. Sorry. Plasma sponges says test. There we go. Steam pasta says testies. Yeah, sorry. I didn’t turn it on. Sponges says hi. Hello. How we doing? The sun was out. Plasma sponges says that’s the carbon fiber races low. Yep. It’s not just the It’s not the bike though. It’s just the people that ride them. Right. I got to put my pants somewhere. Where we going to put the pants? Uh let’s put the pants up here. There we go. Uh God, it’s really really bloody cold. Plasma sponges says IDK on a pole on the back. I got to drink this first. I’ve at the rest of my fish this morning. Was the signal right? I thought the signal was poor. Sugared drink. Right, let’s put this in the bin. Thanks for everyone that went and followed uh Red. I I put out a social post and everyone’s gone to follow her more than I expected. But yeah, thank you everyone. Right. Let’s make sure we haven’t dropped anything. No, we haven’t dropped anything. We’re good. [Music] Flash_exe says, “Who should I go follow?” Uh, it was Red says, “Have you tippleed?” Look at my uh look at my social media, guys. See you later. Plasma sponges says Discord. We right. Apparently, if we go that way, I think he said go to the end of the road and round. Uh you can go to Hrien. I think he said Hrien’s wall. But uh yeah, I’ll put it in Discord as well. Uh I’ll put it on Twitter. I’ll put it on my story on Twitch. I’ll put it everywhere to be quite honest. That’s basically she couldn’t go live on Tik Tok so I thought pardon me. Plasma sponges first way achieve blows by me those 60 kg monster is on the move brings a whole new meaning to I’ve got a 60 kg monster between my legs or thighs. Steam says five. I don’t think you can add You can’t add more. Oh, it’s really cold. [Music] Guys, it’s hard work. [Music] Steam office says you had multiple. So I just figured I would say X5 at the end of it to point it out. XC says long. So can I do that and go like penis X12? Does it work like that? Right. Which way we going? All right. So, Carlile must be XA says penis X12 steam pass says that will give you 12 short penises. Plasma sponges says, “Did you have a look at your hill situation today or just belowing it?” XC says, “Only one way to find out.” Let’s have a look. So campsite I put a campsite further down. Where is it? Plasma sponges lowering it. [Music] Penrift. There we go. I’ll put one there. Fewer hills. That’s climbing all day long. 3 hours 3 minutes. Fewer hills. That’s 28 mile. That’s 34 mile. Why would it take you all the way around like that? I might as well do cars and then go avoid motorways. Basically, it’s going to try and take me miles. Otherwise, I need to get to Penri. Uh, right. Let’s have a look. Share your directions. Yep. Copy. Plasma sponges says, “Do back.” Hang on. I need to open the right bloody website. Oh, where’s it gone? Is it in here? Yeah, it is. That one. No, that one. I need to convert the Google GPX to uh the right size file. Laser says, “Isy wizzy, let’s get wizzy.” It should download it. We should be able to get it onto the uh thingy. Open. Open with that. Confirm. [Music] I need to get the heat up. Need to get the muscles working. My legs feel good today. They feel really good. It’s cuz I give them a break. Right. Enable GPS. It’s load into the GPS. Cool. Close. Close. Close. That’s good to hear. Right. There we go. Yeah, there are some big hills. Thing is, it keeps taking me on these stupid bike routes. which are great for sightseeing, but I’m not worried about sightseeing until I get to the main places. That’s what says next. No through road. God, it’s chilly. [Music] I need to get my core temperature up and then I’ll be all right. When you first start off, you really got to push quite hard to get your uh temperatures up. [Music] cuz once I’ve been pedaling for a while, my temperatures are really warm. I don’t really feel the cold, [Music] but yeah, all my clothes were washed. My top smells a bit funky though. It smells. You know when clothes go dampy moldy smell? They smell like that. But I washed them out and put them straight on the dryer. I wonder if it’s where other people have put clothes on it. Like you know if someone else put moldy clothes on the radiator and then you put them on there cuz it didn’t smell moldy when I washed it. It smelt a powder. [Music] Oh, we got to join that out there. And that road was fun, wasn’t it? [Music] Okay. [Music] So, off road. Oh, heat, heat. Okay, mate. Cool. It’s safer in here than it is out there. Thank you, mate. Nice. Yeah, we got through here. Says that was good with him. Yeah, Mo, to be quite honest, most people are pretty good, mate. To be quite honest, because obviously I’m the one that’s in danger. And now we’re going to hold everything up when we get here, though. Says, “Nice, you’re part of the roadways.” Yeah. Although we stop here and we let all this light go. And the reason I do that is because once the light goes red, I’ve then got the road to myself. No. Nah. [Music] Most people are pretty decent. Pretty decent. on the other side. There we go. Yeah. See, the last of the cars are just about to come through. There we go. So, once this last cars through, I’ve then got the road to myself. [Music] instead. Yeah, but [Music] it’s common sense. It’s literally common sense. Keeping yourself safe and just having some common sense [Music] cuz while these cars are going through, I’ve got I’m on my own. says, “I forget the statistic, but over here the percentage of accidents that involve highway workers is crazy, like more than 50%.” Oh, really? Is not so common anymore. No, that’s the problem, mate. That is the problem. Did he just call me a [ __ ] Captain D says, “Good afternoon.” Welcome. I don’t know if he called me a [ __ ] That’s what it sounded like. has hired Captain Dawson. [Music] uh stain. But uh live stream active. It’s all good. I don’t care who uh finds an attraction to me. I just unfortunately have to turn people down. It’s just a shame it’s not the really fit ones. Steam past office says right. Steam pasta says haha. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Laughter] I don’t know if the cafe is open here. Sorry. [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube and you got Tik Tok and Instagram for all the photos and other bits and pieces. So, yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money for Great Or Street Hospital at the same time as having a laugh with you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, whatever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah. But we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. [ __ ] Shout [ __ ] What the hell? [Applause] We actually back. I remember again. Stupid. [Music] It’s all right. You stay there. [Laughter] See? [ __ ] that. [Music] Thank you. Heat. Heat. Don’t face really over here. How you doing? You made an account to come see me. Yeah, there’s no signal up here. 1000 says dry. It was lovely seeing you two this morning. It’s been so bloody long. I couldn’t even say [ __ ] because I say the word [ __ ] I would have probably got banned. Steam past office says Dollface came to see Trollface says so at Dollface 1000. Oh, okay. Is there any other [ __ ] you know on here then or just me? Yeah, that was really really funny. So Red can go live now. So she’s got no excuses. Hello [ __ ] Just me. Don’t face. Resident [ __ ] here. Resident [ __ ] How you doing? You missed this morning me getting ripped a new [ __ ] [ __ ] by these two. 136. Plasma sponges says yo at Nicole 1306 says fly meters in September. Yeah, I can do I’ll ask for a free date and I’ll make sure that free Welcome to Yeah, she’s pretty funny. Thing is, it’s just going to be three of you ganging up on me. I’m going to need my son for backup. He’s quite a weaky little [ __ ] says flights. Yeah. Well, you can’t see me. You can just see people do a lot of live stream active. Nicole 1306 says, “I’m not sure I like you enough to watch ads.” Goldface 1000 says, “Advert this end. Pay my bills, [ __ ] Pay my bills.” Uh, can someone tell them if they sub, they don’t have adverts if they sub to me? Get their wallets out. Plasma Sponge says fry. Oh yeah, good idea. Plasma, great idea. Steam past says you probably have to pay them to sub to you. Probably. No, they’re funny [ __ ] If if I meet them, I’d love to do a live stream of them. Says, “Definitely don’t like him enough to pay to have to watch him.” Dollface 1000 says, “I’m not sure which is worth, Clivey or Pickle.” That’s the bot. That’s the Clivey bot. It’s not me. Clive bot was already taken. Nicole 1306 says, “I think Clivey Yeah. So, this morning for everyone who missed it, Plasma I tell you, I done a live on uh Tik Tok and Red managed to phone me completely randomly. She tracked me down like a stalker, but it was a good laugh. It was funny. I didn’t think you wish just well I don’t know imagine me balls deep hilarious says gay red you can lick my windows anytime office says box that 1 cm in. Plasma sponges says of Nicole 1306 at Dollface 1000, your girls better behave long. Plasma sponges says dry. Plasma. Plasma. You’re not allowed to ban or do anything with them. You can’t time them out. They’re uh they’re free from bands, these two. Nicole 1306 says Clyde gives us the egg, whereas you two give me the stick and together. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Sponges says trying to activate them. Nicole 1306 says, “Who is he saying he will ban us?” Dollface 1000 says, “Is that free rain?” Nicole 1306 says, “Bring it on plasma.” Yates says, “Can we ban Clyde?” Nicole 1306 says, “Can we mute Clyde?” No. Plasma Sponges says, “Lol.” Plasma sponges says long dolphace 1000 says I’m not sure I can bear you heavy breathing. Just close your eyes and think that it’s me behind you. I’m sure it’ll go well. Plasma sponges says senior boogie wounded land. Dollface 1000 says I’ve never been drier. [Applause] There we go. [Applause] Plasma sponges says if it didn’t work, trying again. It’s turned off. That’s why it’s not working. Requests are turned off cuz every time you do a request, it breaks it. So, I’ve turned them off. Nickel 1306 says there’s something quite gross about the breathing. Raising money for Cherry. deser [Music] every breath he’s raising money for a kids hospital. Plasma sponges says just giving steam offer says by creeping people out. Nico 1306 says here we go. Dollface 1000 says makes me feel like a Dian show where fly on me. Plasma sponges says of Nicole 1306 of Dollface 1000. Nicole 1306 says let me get my violin out. Yuit says remember the creepy breathing kid from Hey Arnold. That’s I don’t think plasma can handle them. I think plasma would run. 1906 says haha. Yes. Like Dolphace 1000 says he’s too old for Hey Arnold. They’re a false not to be reckoned with. Plasma, is the map working? Is the location working? All right. Plasma sponges says, “We don’t want to see your violin. That’s for the only fans.” Nicole 1306 says, “Takes a lot of man to handle Dolly Bird.” Dollface 1000 says Clive was more Bill and Ben. Gaffer tape sort out. It turn gaffer tape strong enough. Test and confirm working. Cool. Thank you. Come on, Carl. How far is Carile? How far outside Car were we? I think we’re about 8 mile outside, aren’t we? We got to go all the way through it. 1,00 says gaffa melts under my touch. I think mine has as well. Says l got hands. [Music] Who’s the guy that drives around in the tank? Can’t think of his name. Dollface 1000 says, “What happens if you get knocked off by we laugh? If if I get knocked off, they clip it.” Dollface 1000 says Eddie Hall. Eddie Hall. That’s the one. Yeah. 1306 says, “I’m sitting here with my fingers crossed.” Inside or outside? Sorry. Not sorry. Funny enough, just says Signal live stream active, [Music] right? I think we’re coming into a park. I think it’s the park we come through the other day. Yay, we get to have a look at the park without the rain. This was quite beautiful through here. Hopefully the signal holds up. We’re back yet or uh it’s still glitchy. Nicole 1306 says you fancy a bit of dogging. Dogging. A bit of dogging. Sounds more posh than you does. Dollface 1000 says, “I didn’t think you were allowed to be near parkin.” You can tell she’s proper laughing. Proper laughing. You too, aren’t you? [Music] Oh [ __ ] Where we got to go? Northace 1000 says, “What was that hanging outside Mackey?” Northace 1000 says both. What do you think? [Music] Well, we didn’t come in this way, so this is different. [Music] Nicole 1306 says, “I’d seen him in his car outside. Mackey streaming it. He doesn’t give hair. Goldface 1,000 says what an erect monument it is. [Music] She was very smiley. You can’t beat people that smile. I hate people. You look at them, you’re like, you go to say morning, they just look at you like miserable [ __ ] It’s like [ __ ] hell. Nicole 1306 says, “You probably scared.” Goldface 1000 says he’s always outside Macky’s pulling them in with Happy Meals. Don’t make me laugh. So when you you’re cycling and you laugh, one, you can’t pedal, and two, you get cramp. Says, “Afternoon.” Afternoon. Says she’s probably full held running in the opposite direction now. The thing is, Nicole and Dolly says, “Giving out the free toy, this lot are going to [ __ ] join in with you cuz they’re a bunch of [ __ ] they’re assholes.” Especially that Yates says, “You’re clearly not used to laughing in here.” Yates says, “Hi.” Oh, get welcome in, mate. This is Dolly and Nicole. Uh, normally called Red. I I feel honored that she call herself Nicole folks. Hello, mate. Olga says hi both. Uh yeah, they bumped into me this morning doing a Tik Tok says hello. These two are like a comedy pair off of a platform I met when we were uh in lockdown. And uh Dollace 1000 says just call us. Everything on here I need. Nicole 1306 says f you. [Music] I thought there were steps then. I was going to say don’t be steps. [Applause] Uh, what’s that over there? 100 says not the food. Hang on. What’s this over there? Let’s go and have a look. Let’s go have a look. What’s this? Have they got coffee? Yes, they’ve got coffee. If they’ve got coffee, we get coffee. [Music] Nicole 1306 says, “Are you wearing headphones? No, I’m not wearing headphones. You can say hello to everyone. Hello. Hello. I saw a coffee. That’s all I need. Long as you got a card machine. It feels like that. See if we can stand. Stay. Dollface 1000 says, “Excellent. Hello, cunts.” Oh, right. Let’s get a phone. Nicole 1306 says, “Great. I’m going to say some awful things about your sausage.” Yeah. Go on then. Carry on, ladies. Can I have a latte, please? You having a meeting as you say? Yeah. I’ve got a couple of friends in. And uh let’s put it this way. It’s like being in a pub with abusive ladies. These two. All right. Oh, they are funny. It’s like being in, you know, when you go in your regular pub and you got the regulars that are in there and everyone’s taking the piss. It’s basically that but live while I’m cycling. So, it keep you going. But I’m doing uh this year lands. Last year was Landon Jon. This year is John but down the west and then back to the southeast. Not back to Cornwall. [ __ ] that. That was that nearly killed me last year. I see I did it with friends. I was sitting in the van accompanying them and giving them directions. I wasn’t on the bike. Yeah. The longest three days of my life. [Laughter] So, how’s that? Is that reading out a text? So, there’s a camera on the front. Oh, yeah. So, that’s streaming live on the internet. Uh, and then it reads the chat out for me so I haven’t got to read it. Oh, he’s got a chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s cool. Very cool. Any sugar? Oh, yeah. Two, please. Not like Scottish sugar. I was in a shop the other day. I went, “How many sugars?” Went two. I’m sure she used tablespoons. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That’s That’s That’s the Scottish. It was like syrup. You’ll be able to confirm sugar. I no longer take sugar because I used to take so much. Thanks for reminding me of my diabetes. Yeah, I think I’ve got that coming as well. I eat flapjacks. Like after having this, I’ll probably have another flapjack. I just I had one this No, two this morning. What’s the name of your dog? I saying what’s the name of the dog? Mini. Mini. Yeah. Mini. There we go. Hello. Hello. J. Oh, he wants ping. Superb. There we go. Thank you. Latte coffee, please. Yeah. I’ll just get one of these, please. You I think the ladies are liking you. Oh, yeah. Carry on. I might get another free coffee. You have to speak up and people on it. You’re doing Prian’s wall or something. Uh Jon all the way across the Yeah. to no Jon from west wick to Jona Gros all the way across the north and then I done some of the NC500 but I decided to come through where the locks are and cut the corner off cuz the weather the weather was [ __ ] and the the hills there’s just so many hills yeah I had to it’s bodgeged all up by me cuz they don’t make anything to do this and if you got a tent on there then so you sleep in that at Yeah, you got tent, cooking stuff, solar panel for charging stuff if I’m in the middle of nowhere. Uh, is it Penri? Probably just south of there probably if I can make it. If I can get a route without too many hills, I can probably crack a 50 mile or more. Yeah. Well, 8 hour you spend 8 hours and just take a leisurely ride. But it’s not your legs that take it’s your ass cuz you’re sitting on the seat all day. That’s what ds you in. So, you just need a break. So, I have a break like this, get back on it, and just keep having a few breaks. Fine. But it’s not a race. No, no. And you get to see this is this is nice out here. So, [Laughter] And then what do you want? He’s lying. He’s homeless. Oh, I love this. June. Right, let’s plug you back in. [Applause] Dollface 1000 says Cly you allowed the dear the dog thought you was on a register 1306 says long I’m turning you down now cuz you’re so loud everyone can hear you [Laughter] I told you guys these two are evil. Siri says he’s on a lot of registers. Be more specific. Should you not be working red? Plasma sponges says, “Thank you girls for egging on Clyde.” Dollface 1000 says, “Not as loud as when you’re taking it.” Clyde says, “I’m off. Catch you later.” Catch you later. You’re going to miss out, mate. You’re going to miss out. These two are trying to rip me a new one. Sponges says fa6 says this is work. It’s hard being this funny. Right. Thanks for the coffee. Thank you very much. I’m going to need it. 100 says, “Right, let’s go.” Plasma sponges says how fly lost his virginity flight [Music] or you don’t hit a bump and splash yourself too much uh hot coffee down your throat. That’s a bit warm. 1000 says, “What happens if you need a shit?” Normally, I go to a disabled toilet. 1306 says, “Okay, so they wasn’t grinded then.” You go to a Let’s go and find them in the woods. You go to a disabled toilet, you take the bike in, you lock the door behind you, and that way my bike’s safe. And uh that’s normally how I do it. We trying to drink a coffee and ride this heavy bike. Says, “Excuse me, coming through.” 1306 says, “And as you’re so special, no one questions it.” Strangers says he has a man key for the disabled toilet. Yeah, you got to have a you got to have a radar key. And I’ll tell you why. Because most of the time, all the rest of the toilets are closed. Most places I’ve been on this on last year’s ride, you you’re lucky to find a set of toilets open. This one houses. Yeah, they come in hand. If you got kids, 100% need one. You got to change nappies and stuff. Reckoning you need somewhere to do it. 1906. You [ __ ] yourself again, D. [Laughter] Ah, you [ __ ] Oh, I don’t know why it is. I get cramp in my in the top of my legs if I laugh when I’m cycling. 1000 says, “Yes, in case I [ __ ] my napping.” And sponges says, “Ma, Captain D says they like a tenner from Amazon.” Sponges says, “Haha. That’s all right. You got your work cut out. The same way. I am Jon’s back to the southeast. So, I’m nearly there. I’m getting there slowly. on 830 followers. Nice. Face 10,000 says that’s hilarious. Have that. Thank you everyone. If you haven’t already gone and followed uh go into Discord, there’s a link. Click it. It will take you to uh to Nicole’s Tik Tok. Go and smash her a follow, guys. Says you’re welcome. The power of social media says I don’t know where I’m going. 1306 says, “Well, just smash me.” Doace says it will take you to Nicole’s knickers. [Music] If I went to Nicole’s knickers, I don’t think I’d ever want to come out. I’d be there forever. Ask the sponges says of Nicole 1306. How much you charging? Oh, here we go. We’re going through here apparently. I might need to open. I need to see where uh we need to have a quick look and see where depends how riddled you are. Right. Where are we at the moment? Says a quick hello to let you know I am still around. Dollface 1000 says charges just Yeah, you need that when you’re in the middle of nowhere. Plasma needs sun and no rain, right? Where is where? Oh god. 1306 says only four now. I’m slimmer. Oh, no. I’m the opposite. I like a chunky monkey. Uh, Dolphace 1000 says, “Riddled, you mean?” Right. Juke Moonraker says, “Are you enjoying your tour of Piv Adventures?” Hello, Juke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s good, mate. It’s good. Uh, we got two set now. Sponges says hi at Juke Moon. Oh god, them posts are a bit close, aren’t they? For this big fat thing to come through. Nicole 1306 says, “I like a good looking man. Looks like we’re both [ __ ] out of luck then.” God them post are well tight. [Music] Dollface 1000 says Clyde loves a tide post. What kind of post do you like then? A fat girthy post. So out of them, the two on the left are definitely for dolly. Medic says it will be hard for the bike to get caught as well as the big fat ling. Nicole 1306 says I purge post isn’t very tight. Plasma sponges. Let’s keep going. Eggman on. Egg me on. You mean ripped me and you [ __ ] Says fat. Goldface 1000 says like a hot dog down the hallway. Sponges says battle. [Music] Oh, this is this is fun. Wow. This is going to be difficult. Medic says about the show. It is literally a free-for-all around here. Are we going over or under? [Music] It’s bloody raining. [Music] All right. Where’s uh shop? We need supplies. 100. I need food. [Music] 1306 says, “Longi has his own emojis.” Northface 1000 says the stickers again. Oh, [ __ ] I got to stop laughing. I keep getting cramp. BBC Radio Cumbria. [Applause] That’s probably full of the per p. Yeah. Uh, yeah, it’s [Music] Oh, there we go. Where we going? That way. Oop, sorry. Yeah, I didn’t realize there was a turn in there for cars. Uh, we’re there. Cyclist in the way. Right, we got to come down here. Getting in the way. Yeah, I’m always in the way, mate. Always in the way. And on this thing, it’s not hard, is it? 1306 says finally door 1000 says how do you cycle and hold your AT I just closed me eyes and I think of where you are Dolly and it’s leading me home got in the way I wait for my stick to point in the right direction it just knows where you Oh 19600. You’re not in Trashford anymore. ready to go. [Music] No, I DJ in Ashford and I know she’s nearby, so I know where she is roughly. Uh when I was DJing in Ashford, I was uh seeing if you were on Red and she popped up literally first one on the list. So I DJ a certain hotel. easier to listen to. Nicole 1306 says, “I doubt you’re missing much. [Music] All right. Coffee is good. Goldface 1000 says right. Just hold on to the back of the line. Gold face 100 says much quicker. much quicker. Now I pull my arm off. 1306 says fly want to play truth or dare. You have to do the dares. Could get interesting. Right. Behave or I’ll send you a picture of my legs again. Goldface 1000 says her take silence is yesterday. I was watching the van. [Music] Oh, there’s Aldi. I found Aldi. [Music] [Music] outside. [Applause] [Music] Wow. 1000 says I’ve got my own hair. Right now, we got to speak to a manager and see if we can get uh some stores I can get in, some I can’t. Let’s get out of the way. Yeah, let’s turn you down a minute. All that says don’t tell Dr. You’ll get turned on. Oh, nice one, Benny. How’s she doing? What was the uh your face 100 flight is your name? Why do you want to speak with the manager? Because then I can take the bike in. I’ll take the bike in the uh the out and if they’ve got a thing at the front, I’ll go and put the bike at the front. plasma sponges. There’s a family. I can’t take everything off the bike when I go shopping, so I have to physically either ring the store or uh Yeah, let’s have a look. No, some stores I can put it, some stores I can’t. It all depends on which store I come to. I can’t see to see if there’s the bike identifies as a service. Let’s have a look. normally. So, let’s see if we can find someone. [Music] Sometimes if there’s people out the back having a [ __ ] I can catch them and ask if there’s anyone out the back having a [ __ ] Nope. Dark season says just give. So, that’s the normal one. I catch someone out the back and say to the staff, “Can you ask the manager if I can go put this inside?” Cuz otherwise I stuff gets stolen. I can’t ring them cuz the uh phone’s on the front. No, the only place to put it is here. Yeah, they see the side. Oh, they’ve got siding doors. That’s normally where I put it. I have to take the solar panel off though, right? [Applause] Where are we going to put it? Thing is, there’s everyone else inside. It’s a really, really small store. 1906 says if you’ve got liquid you have to walk it. Well, no. It just pissed me right off. The thing is in life if you work really hard for something and someone [ __ ] steals it, you just want to beat the [ __ ] half to death, don’t you? And they probably won’t steal the bike. They just probably steal part of it. And that’s even more of an ass. To be quite honest, they’ve only got to be honest. [Applause] No, I’ll give it a go. Don’t mean I’m going to win, but I don’t back down. But the other thing I normally do is wait for other if you can find another cyclist. N New sword. What do you reckon? Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get there first. Is he going to get He’s going to get there first. We’re going to both hit it at the same time. Shut up. What’s happening here on the railway? Oh god. It’s getting narrow it now. Yeah, the man took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole. Yeah. live stream active. Right, I’m back. Thanks for the uh the dono, Banibo. Uh yeah, I spoke to someone. They’ve gone in. They haven’t come back out, so I don’t know what’s going on. Uh it’s one of those plasma sponges says WB. Thank you, mate. Yeah, thanks Banibo. But the store is too small to take the bike in. So, unless I bump into someone uh and then uh I’ll go from there. Blank says no worries. Clive, how did you uh how did you find the them two, Dolly and uh Nicole? I don’t know Dolly’s real name. So, I know Nicole’s normally called Red. And when she told me her name was Nicole, I really didn’t believe her. I thought she was lying. [Music] Steam past Donald. Probably Donald. She’s a woman not to be reckoned with, mate. I tell you, she’s something else. I don’t think the weather’s going to hold out either. I think we’re going to get wet again. Let’s uh while we’re waiting here. So, we’re in Banny Bell Blank says, “My Tesco delivery came this morning.” L. How many Tesco bands did you see in Scotland? [Music] [Music] 49 miles. I was wanting to blast it 49 miles all the way down to Kendall, but Need a campsite in Kendall, maybe. Uh, I’ve got one for Penri, but we need one for further down. The problem I’ve got is if I take the bike in, it’s so This store is so small, they’ll never get their toys out. [Music] [Music] [Music] I don’t think we’re going to get any other cyclists here. It’s one of them, ain’t it? Yep, it’s going to rain. Well, at least my pants are dry. So, that’s one thing that’s uh one thing that’s all right for today. But yeah, I’m feeling the cold today. Normally, I don’t feel it. Try and think what I want from uh my shopping list. Let’s do a shopping list quickly. Typed note. Shopping list. [Music] Baby wipes. Okay. Uh meat. Doesn’t matter what it is, but meat. What else do we get from uh what else am I running low on? Any ideas? Uh Can’t think what else I need. Put yours out. You put your line up. Yeah. But you know what? What the was like, what other shopping do I need? Trying to think what I’ve run out of. Oh, uh, squash. [Music] What’s the little things? I can’t think what the little things are called. The uh Oh, the really tiny ones. Uh right, we got squash. We got nuts. We’re going to have a look for nuts, though. Uh, we got dry food. Says, “What are those pills you put in your water to make them juice?” Oh, yeah. The the Oh, no. Yeah, got them. I’ve got loads of them, mate. Thank you. Just trying to think what I haven’t got. [Music] Just slowly stock up as I go. lab meat squash cuz I normally get the dry the dry like the dry meat and stuff or I can get it doesn’t matter what I get really. I can get it from a shop on the way down. It can be a little shop doesn’t have to be here. It’s just obviously I need supplies for other bits and pieces, but I can’t remember what I needed now. Oh, says, “I wanted to know the name of them.” Long. Oh, okay. If you want to know the name of them, hang on. It’s cuz I got a boiled egg on top of them, which is broken. Uh, so I use High Five. Uh, you get High Five electrolyte tablets. uh on Amazon like I can I normally buy the ones that were on a deal. These are the berry flavor with caffeine in. Uh the ones I really like are these ones which I’m just about to tell you. Strawberry and kiwi. They haven’t got caffeine in them. What other ones have we got? I’ve got whole packets here. Uh pink grapefruit with caffeine. And then what’s this one? I’ve also got orange and cherry. So yeah, I’m on the second packet since coming away. So yeah, that says high five. Yeah, the SIS ones are not as nice. The high five ones are better. But what I do is I put one tablet in a bottle. My bottles are 800. So I put one tablet or one and a half tablets in an 800 uh mil bottle. And then I use the squashes. So you get these squashes from Aldi or little. And I just put a really tiny squirt of them in the just to put a little bit of sweetness in them cuz they’re not very sweet. Says I love you. Thanks mate. Lots of love in here today. Make sure you look after your mom. Yeah. [Music] I don’t have the uh the honor. No, I don’t get the chance to look after my mom anymore cuz she ain’t here. So, yeah. Enjoy it, mate. Yeah. land. Yeah, I don’t think there I don’t think there’s anything in particular apart from the middle aisle. That’s what I want to look at. But I’m going to spend money, but yeah, it’s going to be a no. Did we uh did we manage to sort Hang on? What’s lemon drink? Just doing a check to make sure we’re not live on No, we’re not on Tik Tok. 100% not on Tik Tok. [Music] Vanbo blank says I’m just going for my lunch to KFC. I don’t know what I’m going to have for lunch to be quite honest. Uh, [Music] right. Let’s uh [Music] I don’t think we’re going to find anyone. No one’s come out to see me, so I’ll give up. I said, “Can you go and get your manager?” They went, “Yeah, yeah, she’ll be out in a minute. I’m not waiting around all [ __ ] day.” [Music] Oh, hang on, guys. I need to uh we need to we need to get down a bit. I don’t know. We got to turn down here somewhere. Oh god. Uh, where we got to go? I think we got to go further down. Come on. [Music] Well, where we coming? We’re coming down here. We got to turn down here somewhere. [Applause] Can you see the inside? [Music] [Applause] [Applause] Yeah, we got to go. There was a There was a way back here somewhere. I’m not sure how we get to it. It says we got to be behind these somewhere. I’m not sure which way we need to go. Is it in here? No, it’s round the corner. It’s got to be around the corner. [Applause] Yeah, we’ll go up to the lights and round. There’s a road behind here. There’s a sainsbur over there. Here [Music] we go. No, it’s not that way. Not this one. So, it’s not this one. Must be the next one. Keeps telling me to turn left. Right. Okay, we got a river. Garcia says, “Where you want to go?” I live in the staff. Uh, I’m following a route. I’m following a route at the moment. I’m passing through, but I’ve choosed I went on Google. It’s given me a route and normally it follows the cycle routes, but it doesn’t show me on the map. It just says turn right or left. So, it’s probably it’s probably this one. There we go. So, I’m passing through. I want to go to Aldi, but I never leave my bike outside. It’s there’s too much stuff on it. So, I normally go in. Staff normally let me go in most times. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] We’ve gone past. Where’s it? Where’s it saying go? It’s bleeping at me and telling me to go somewhere. [Music] It’s got to be through here. Oh, there we go. We missed it, guys. We missed it. So, it’s probably a cycle route we’re meant to be following. How did you uh how did you find me? Did you find me from the barcode or did you just find me on Twitch? Always interested to find out people find my stream. Uh, just to say if you are watching me on YouTube, I can’t hear your comments. We turned it off because it just got too much. [Music] Need to undo this stand and throw it away. It’s pointless even having it on the bike. It doesn’t work. It’s just an extra weight and rattle that I don’t need. Have we got anywhere in Carlo we should visit then? Vanivo blank says you should have just walked right in with your bike live without asking and approvingly would work. I don’t like doing that though. I feel like I’m not the kind of person just to like take the piss. I like to ask. This bridge looks like it’s uh only strong enough to carry a walking bridge. Now, this is an old railway by the looks of it. This bridge says it was the staff that took the pit. Oh, look. There’s little there. X railway bridge. Oh, there’s a little. Look, there’s a little here. It is an old railway bridge. So, look here. We got little. This is not the one we was at a minute ago cuz that would just literally be funny. Funny. See, I don’t like leaving my bike out here because I’ve got all the gear on it. So, what I normally do is I walk in and I stick it right up the end where that guy is and then normally get away with it. But it depends on if they’ve got the barriers. So some of the stores have got like they’ve got the double doors and then they’ve also got the barrier which has this store got a double barrier now. They’ve got the search area but again this store is really really small. I don’t really need much. I’ve got most of the stuff I need. I just want to get some uh either a bit of steak, some sausages or chicken. Blank says the Scottish little debs massive, too. I know. I know, mate. I was up there, weren’t I? [Music] Yeah, I’ve had some food this morning. So, I haven’t got I’ve just got to have a lunch. So, maybe in about an hour I need to find somewhere just to have a bit of food. Steam house says I don’t need much. Carries 50 kg of what he doesn’t need. Oh, okay. That’s a dead end. Right. I can’t back up because we got a bloody solar panel on the back. This bike’s 2 and a half meters long. For anyone who’s uh have a look on the south you go, the small things get fast. Uh can someone do socials, please go and uh the person that’s in says hi V. Person that’s in my stream from Carlilele. Have a look at my socials and go and check out the bike. It’s on my Instagram and my Tik Tok says social it’s you’ve got a carrier thing on the front. You’ve then got a carrier on the back. You’ve got a solar panel that’s on the car behind the carrier which makes the heart it’s 2.4 m long which is uh quite challenging when you get to barriers. Extreme Lemon says Bibo just subscribed on a Bibo legend. Thank you. Banny B says, “OMG, thanks Steam. Love you.” Oh, Steam. Steam. Thank you, Steam. All right, mate. It doesn’t tell me. This is the thing. It doesn’t tell me. It just says YW B. Thank you. Bos says smiley face. Steam past office says yeah it reads the first one then the one it should read it doesn’t. Yeah I don’t know why that is. Vanubo says I was getting so many ads on Twitch. Yeah, but Bannibbo, the ads on Twitch, they uh they support me as a streamer. And if you got I don’t know which way we’re supposed to be going here. I’m just kind of randomly following this path and hoping I’m going the right way. You being obstinate. If I didn’t stop him, he’d run right in front of you. Ah, so I’m used to it. Thank you. You can tell the accent change now, can’t you? It’s uh starting to twist into something else as we get lower. Steam car stopper says yeah front of you. It’s just they go high at the end. It’s really weird in the UK cuz look well I’ve said this before and I’m sure it’s the same in other countries. Grumpy Tuck says came over from your YouTube to say hi. Ah Grumpy Truck. How you doing? Welcome. Yeah, YouTube’s a bit of a weird one. The problem with YouTube is we can’t get the chat to work properly. The integration is just awful. But it is the more popular platform when it comes to everyone having it. So yeah, I just stream on all of them. But I’m going to adjust the comments. So when you comment over there, did it say on there? I can’t see. It should have come up when you messaged and said that I can’t see the messages. So, I’ll probably just update that. So, it says, “Sorry, I don’t see your messages. Try and then put my Twitch uh link maybe in it, but not everyone’s got Twitch. So, you got to sign up for the app or an account if you need to type.” And a lot of people don’t want to do that. Planning to do the A6 shop. Oh, I don’t know. All I’ve done this morning is I went navigate to here and this is the route it’s taking me. So, it’s not plan. I’ve got no plan route at all. All I want to do is I’m going to head towards I’m heading south. So, I’m going to go towards Penri. So, that’s the direction I need to go. Uh, is there a better route then? Cuz I find that Google brings me along the the rivers and stuff like that. Hence, here. Look, we’ll get a picture of this now. Oh, look. We can go right down here. Let’s go down here. Boom. Gets uh aggressive. We got signal. Hopefully that see that that takes a good picture. There’s no big shack coming. Most of the kids love it. Stepper says time to cycle through the waterfall. Baby Dale says very cool. And the picture hasn’t loaded yet, though. That’s the problem. Cool. That came out. Cool. Uh yeah, guys, if you’re not part of my Discord already, God, this thing’s heavy. back up this hill now. Okay. So, are we heading Bann says, “Have you seen the double filo fish at McDonald’s yet?” The double fillet of fish. Get out. Really? Hello. Heat. Markful for this. So the more people in the stream obviously the more people watching the higher more people see us and all good says as I’m doing this for charity uh it’s quite a positive thing. Hang on guys you need a picture of this. Ah, there you go. Has that come up yet? You know you want to take a picture, don’t you? Hang on. Let’s get steam pasta says pick. I was trying to get a picture of the houses behind it. [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] cuz you got the green spaces just over to the the left hand side. Last stop says I think it’s all right. Oh, okay. If you look to the left, can you see the houses and the fields? I didn’t see that before, so I thought, oh, that’ll look better in the background. So, you’ve got Comesdale Homes and then Yeah, that’s definitely a picture for Yates. Hang on, I’m going to take another picture. Says, “Yeah, Bailey says that’s funny having part of my name in it, too.” Steam pasta says, “Pick.” Oh, I’ve beat you to it. Uh, that’s funny having Oh, comes down. Yeah, I didn’t get what you meant then. So, yeah. only uh I did have it set so subs could take photos, but uh it got a bit overwhelming with the amount of photos. Doctor says, “No, you didn’t.” Uh I’ve got to make some changes soon so everyone can take photos. What happens is it overwhelms the Discord bot uh and it comes up and says, “Sorry, too many tries.” So yeah, it gets a bit overwhelmed and it won’t let too many people take photos. So I need to do some more program. Oh, I need one of them for the kids. You click them, they come back. Bailey Dale says it’s steam past offer. Yeah. We need to make drinks actually. Let’s make some drinks. Oh yeah. [Music] I’ll get If you want to have a look what they look like, they’re on my Amazon link on my website. Uh I don’t think to do with the wish list. I thought, “Oh yeah, I’ll put them on the Amazon wish list.” Then I realized that if you was to order them, they just go to the house, which completely doesn’t work uh when I’m not there. Wrong. Yeah, I think for me it’s just [Music] [Music] Go. [Music] There we go. [Music] Oh, we’re not doing too bad. [Music] Like miles wise, we’ve we’ve done 10 mile already. Just got to do another about 40 40 mile. I think 50 mile would be good for today as we’ve uh we’ve had a break. We need to find a campsite probably. That’s back. Are we going down there? Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires and this is the best bit. Take the other tire off. And we’ve only got only got half the tire. So obviously you can only run on this bit. You don’t want to be working on that bit. You might get a puncture. Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. So we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube and you got Tik Tok and Instagram for the photos and other bits and pieces. So, yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money for Great Or Street Hospital at the same time as having a laugh with you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, whatever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah, together we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. Stone. You see Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. Do it. [Music] [Music] What is wrong with you? If that sticks between your toes like the Zohan. Oh, come on. You rubbish. That’s a bit small for you. Oh, there’s a big old bridge going over there. It’s going over there. Let’s stop here. We’ll wait a bit. Let’s put me off now. I can’t go and have a look stream on happy. Look at that. I don’t trust it. It looks like he’s going to knock it on me head. Are they putting it up? What’s What’s the crane holding? Never. [Music] Yeah, they’re definitely building a bypass, aren’t they? [Music] [Music] Okay. So, it’s concrete and then they’re building round it and filling it back in with more concrete afterwards by the looks of it. So, it’s going to be it’s concrete in the middle, re more rebar, build around it with bricks, and then fill the uh gap in. That looks quite a bit more over. That’s flowing quick, isn’t it? Look at the water coming down there. It’s just my uh it’s just my chat that’s really rubbish. Steam past offer says pig. Oh, thank you for the follow, Mark. [Music] Very much appreciated. Office says nice. You just have to put paddles on your bike. Paddles. I don’t think even if I was to put floating pontoons either side, I think we’d still sink. It’d be more of a submarine. Where we going? So, we’re going southwest. And I’ve got a wind head on. So, today is going to be a difficult day. Yeah. Can’t think of her name. She got two. She’s got one on the bike. Her So she got like a face cam. Oh yeah. [Music] What? She was she was using two cameras. So she must have a Bella box or something. Yeah. I just think the north north of Scotland was the probably the best place we had so far to do anything. [Music] [Music] So, I don’t know if we’re going to be able to meet up with uh with Kurt cuz he’s back to work now. I think he was doing while going out and going to places and doing the live stream, but reality kicks in. [Music] Oh [ __ ] [Music] Oh [ __ ] Have we got ads? I got a timer come up. [Music] We’re taking a quick break. See you in a minute. 30 second. Oh, 1 minute 30 seconds. Okay. [Music] [Music] I did wonder about turn someone said about turning the ads off. I was like, “Oh, more people would be would probably come into the stream if there wasn’t ads.” But there’s ads everywhere now. It’s part of normal life. [Music] [Music] Great. Uh just to say if you have got Amazon Prime, you can link your Twitch to your Amazon and you get Twitch Prime and with Twitch Prime you can sub every 30 days a streamer of your choice. So if you’ve got Amazon, link it to your Twitch and you can you can basically give me a free sub. [Applause] [Music] How awesome is that? Okay. Something you didn’t even know you had. [Music] Easier if we stop. Office says I wouldn’t know. I don’t have Okay. Yeah. Amazon Prime. You can link the two accounts and do it. Oh man. No worries. Oh, who’s that coming through? Is that Shiron? Let’s get here. That’s cheating. She’s proper done up with all the gear on, ain’t she? Disguise. She’s disguised. So, you don’t know. Steam Custo says we use German Amazon here, so we don’t get the Prime benefits except for the video, music, streaming pass. Oh, you don’t get the free delivery and all that. [Music] [Music] Steam Pass offer says we don’t get that part, but it’s still free and cheap delivery options. most of the time. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn’t even realize I didn’t even know it existed. It was someone said to me about it. Uh I was in their stream and then that’s when I’ve done the time that it goes off. So, cuz a lot of people don’t know about it. And like even if you had 100 subs and they were all Twitch Prime subs, it still wouldn’t be too bad. Better than nothing, isn’t it? What they call it? Money for old rope. I think that’s what they call it. [Music] All right, mate. [Applause] Steam past office says yeah. Yeah, I’ll push past you. That’s all right. You carry on. Thanks. It’s good for you. Although you hurt at the end of it normally. [Music] Bread and butter. Peanut butter says, “Hi. How are you going today?” I’m good, thank you. Every time you come in, all I want to do is go peanut butter jelly time. I’m going to have to do that. If you uh if you stay coming into the stream, I’m going to have that go off when you come in cuz it’s it just makes me think of it every time. Is it just me, Steve? Does anyone else in the stream have that one? Bread and butter peanut butter says lol. Love it. Yeah, just everyone went through a phase of saying that steam office says yeah. [Music] It’s like a you know like people will be looking in like 30 years we’ll still be going peanut butter and everyone will go what? It’s Oh, yeah. That’s when you know you’re old. I yawned again. Oh, yeah. [Music] She’s lost her plane and uh she swapped it for a couple of dogs with her aviators on. bread and butter now. See if you can change it to peanut butter jelly time. if hasn’t got it bad any time. And I promise you, every stream you go into, people are going to start saying it in chat. If a streamer doesn’t, they’re boring. [Music] You wouldn’t be the first person we may change their name to something funny. Bread and butter peanut butter says I didn’t hear that because the stream broke. Oh, I said change it to peanut butter peanut butter jelly time. You got little doggies. Bread and butter. Peanut butter says okay. Vanibo says I say that all the time. Clyde, do you know? [Music] Yeah, mate. Yeah. See, there we go. Someone’s going to already have it, though. Uh, all right. We’re going this way. Sorry, I was looking at the chat then. I wasn’t even watching when the uh map’s going. I’m looking at your name and going, “Oh, how can we change that? [Music] I stopped earlier to oil the chain and I lent the bike against the post and And I was like, “Oh god, what’s that smell?” And I looked down and there was this massive dog turd. Mark Zero Garcia says, “If you have wide bars, you’ll struggle around the corner.” If you have wide bars, you’ll struggle around the corner. Oh. Yeah. [Music] Did you go and have a look at the uh me Instagram and my Tik Tok of the bike? It’s not for the [ __ ] but yeah, I’ve had steps and all sorts that I’ve come up against which have been a hell of a challenge. Peanut butter says, “I just tried to change it, but it wouldn’t let me.” Sadly, sorry. Is someone already has someone already got it? It might be that someone’s already got it. All right, mate. [Music] Someone in my live streams just said exactly the same. I’m going to take the challenge. [Music] Let’s have a look. We’ll have a look. See if we can get through it. Right. Where are we going? Is it through there then? Is it? It says not through there. So, is it around there? Let’s have a look. [Applause] We normally just get round, right? This is the secret. What you do, you turn the handlebars and you lift, you lift the front like that. I lift the basket and it goes straight through. There we go. You basically turn the steering sideways and then lift the basket off the floor and uh just pull. There we go. Nice. Well, thanks for the warning anyway. Bread and butter peanut butter says very clever. Well, the bike on me. I think he’s definitely talking about the bike. Steen. Clever is probably not something I’d call me. Idiot. He’s probably something you’d call me. Steam past says, “Yeah. Oh, this is pretty. Yeah. Look what I see. live stream active. And we like to support we like to support businesses, don’t we? So, uh the only thing we got to find is somewhere to put this bike. This thing is far too hot to put uh too hot, too heavy to uh to put anywhere. Where the hell are we going to put this? [Applause] [Music] live stream active. Uh I wonder if we can get this I don’t have to stand to hold it. Yeah. No, it’s not going to hold that. Uh Yeah. [Music] I also too. I know. Maximum power changing. [Music] Can I get yours? Oh, I’m trying to work out what to get. So, basically, I’m traveling from uh Oh, someone’s taking a picture of my barcode. I’ve got a bike out there with everything on it. I’m cycling the whole country, but it’s trying to find what to buy. So, I have to keep stocking up on meat, but it’s what’s going to keep the longest, and yeah, what can I make more meals out of? So, I have to cook dinner, but I try and do dinner, lunch, and or breakfast all in one go. So, it’s so it’s working out what to get. What are they? One sausage £380. Have you got anything? Cuz you you do sausages. Do all these. So you can buy as many as you want. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can have as many thick sausage. Black pepper. I’ve got the thick as you want. Oh, okay. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, probably about eight sausages roughly. Normal eight sausages size. What’s the big Yeah, you do the bigger ones. How big are they? Yeah, grab all them. Just grab them bit and that other bit. Yeah, that’ll do them. Yeah, cuz sometimes me eyes are bigger than my tummy and I end up cooking more than what I need. But then you you’ll leave the energy to uh that that is the other problem. But the other problem is shopping cuz I can’t take the bike. Sometimes I can take it in. It’s 2 and 1/2 2 and 1/2 m long. It’s got solar panel on the back as well. And normally Audi and Little are the only two supermarkets I can go inside. I’ll put it at the front and go shopping. Yeah. But some of them have got thingy gates and I’m like I can’t get in them. So I’m like what am I going to do? So I’ve seen you. I’m Yeah. So I’m trying to work out. Oh, you do eggs as well. So I’ll get some more eggs. Grab some of them. Trying to think what else I can cook on the road. So just camping as you’re going along. Yeah. In Scotland I was wild camping down here. It’s kind of frowned upon, isn’t it? I think you can get away with it, but yeah. Yeah, people front gardens does me to be quite honest if I get offered. If someone says you can camp on my front door, I’m like fine, that’ll do me. Uh, I’d like to make a stew as well, but I need to get Is there a sh There’s a co-op here, isn’t there? So, I’m trying to think what to make. Uh thing is I can’t cook it long enough to break it down to make it soft. What else should I have? I’m spot for choice in here, aren’t I? There’s so much stuff. Uh what we got? Lamb and mint burger. [Applause] Can I have a lamb mint burger, please? Yeah, I think I’ll go for burgers instead. And then I’m not getting to do I’m planning on I think it was Penri was the area I was looking at as a campsite there. But if I can do cuz I’ve been yesterday was down day cuz it was just another rainy day and there’s not much else I can do. Bombay chicken. Oh, can I have two Perry Perry chicken kebabs as well, please? You got a big hill to go down and go back up again on your way to Penrook. If you’re going Oh, okay. Are you going the back way? Keep going. I don’t know. There was a couple of routes and I went for the one with less hills. Right. You going down the A6 then? There’s I’ve come from Scotland. There can’t be any more hills that beat that. Downhill now. There’s a road closed up that road. So you might have to slow the hill. Okay. The seed where you need to go. But it is a big hill. That is a big hill. But no, the camera on the front of the bike. So I’m live on YouTube and Twitch. Um if I turn the blue I don’t know if chat’s working. If chat’s working, you’ll it’ll read it out as they talk. So, are you doing it for charity or? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it’s a bit of everything. It’s a bit of a challenge for me. See if I can do it. Yeah. Raise the amount of charity and at the same time I live stream anyway. So, it just it makes content for the stream and people cheer you on or laugh when you go in a bush. I’m trying to play this video. Two of them. Is that right? Yeah. I’m thinking I can cook them. They’ll do a lunch. So, I’ve got like dinner, breakfast, and kind of a lunch. Uh, what have you got? Have you got got stuff to eat now? You got pie. Oh, okay. What’s got the most meat? Minced, beef, and onion. Spot for choice in here, aren’t you? Can I have a minced beef and onion slice, please? Oh, I haven’t got any of those. Steak and that. Yeah, that’ll do. That’s brilliant. Salty caramel brownie. Yeah, I think I can manage that. Are you okay? [Music] Is that everything? No. And we’re not getting any now till next week. We’ve got frozen ones. Yeah. Do you need a carry bag or will you manage? Uh yeah, I’ll say yes cuz I can. They always come in handy. If it starts raining, I grab them and throw stuff in them and then just twist the top. It’s the quickest way of putting things uh away. Pork pies, apparently I’m being told to get. I’m like, no, no pork pies. That you? Yes, me. Thank you. 2472, please. Thank you. Oh, really? Is it going to work? There you go. There you go. But yeah, if you look on the internet, do a search for Clive’s Adventures. Clives. So, yeah, Clive with an S, Adventures, all one word. And yeah, you will you you can find me on YouTube. Problem is the chat doesn’t work. YouTube, their integration’s rubbish. Okay. But yeah, everyone’s on Twitch mainly. Yeah. But it’s the camera’s on the front so you get to see the scenery and everything else, but the local come in a minute ago and I was talking to you just now. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz the the speaker So this the chat’s on here and when they talk it reads it out. So that’s why it would come out. I turned it off to see if it was going to talk in here and it didn’t work. Yeah. Thank you very much. Right. There we go guys. Uh we have got loads and loads of uh Hi Katie. Welcome in Dale says. So we have got we’ve got loads and loads of meat. I’ve got a pie to eat. We got some brownie. We’ve got burger. I’ve got one burger. A couple of chicken skewers and some other bits and pieces. Now it’s finding somewhere to put it all. This is the problem. Where to put all the food? The pie. That’s going to get eaten in a minute. So, we’ll put that up here with my pants. Uh, the eggs. Oh my god. Where are we going to put the eggs? Carrying eggs on a bike is probably the most Dale says, “Very nice.” Can we get them in? Carrying eggs is the most difficult part. Put the cake up there. Right. You get all the meat. The meat can just be squished in there. We get a towel on top of that and that kind of insulates it a little bit. stops the uh the heat getting to it. So yeah, we’ll cook all that tonight. They had black pudding that I think I’ve had enough of black pudding. [Music] The lady coming in the shop, she went, “Your bike’s talking.” I went, “Yeah, that’s the uh that’s the chat.” Steam past says, “Putting it where it don’t belong. Yeah. Don’t tell Sam that. She’ll be like, “Yeah, that’s what got him in trouble last time.” Can we get the eggs in this bag without breaking them? Right, the eggs are in there. As long as we don’t lean the bike over on that side, we should be all right. Right, we got that. Let’s uh Dr. Peanut butter. Well, what else am I going to have for breakfast? Oh god, it’s a bit bit damp in here. It’s a bit damp in this bag. Nice. Normally that doesn’t leak. Bread and butter peanut butter says. Okay, fair enough. That’s what you have for breakfast, is it? Eggs. Right, the chain’s been oiled. Keeps raining. Everything’s soggy in here. It takes turns in which bag to fill up with water. I think this this thing I don’t know how water gets in it when it we have a hot day. I need to leave all the bags open when I ride along. Let them air out. So, I bought this. This is like a proper butcher shop. Look. Remember the old days when they used to wrap things up properly? Look at that. M m. Wow. [Music] M. Look at the meat in that. It’s very salty though. Very salty. Steam pasta says it looks horrible. Horribly good. So it’s called carrot meat. Have a look on Google. [Music] [Music] H uh Steam past offer says only photos from outside. How is it? Really? Steve says on Google Maps. Should I go and ask him if we want to take some pictures on their page? I’ll go and ask them. So, I’ll eat this. We’ll give him a review and then [Applause] yeah, so if I eat this and then what I do if I give him a review and then I always put my website and my stream in the review. So we go and do that for him. [Applause] Yes, you like Heat. Heat. The tires on that tractor one side are flat. Having a coffee with your breakfast. Oh, I have my coffee earlier. Sorry, this is not breakfast. This is lunch. Was driving so fast he didn’t notice. Right. Where’s my bin? Bread and butter peanut butter says. Let’s ask the review. Ready? Face 1000 is still going. Then I need a review for Carrick meat. I’ve just been in there. They do hot food. They do cold food. Lots and lots of pies and sausages, steak and that kind, etc. Uh, need a review and some hashtags, please. Sure thing. Here’s a review you can use. I recently visited Carrick Meats and was blown away by their selection. From hot meals to cold cuts, their variety of pies, sausages, and steaks is impressive. Perfect for a quick bite or a hearty meal. Highly recommend checking them out. Hashtags # Carrick Meats food review pievers sausagefest steak lover. [Music] Select text. Here we go. Why has it not done everything? 100 says extra extra drive. How we doing? Welcome in. Welcome back. Copy. I wonder if they got many people in there. I want to go in there when they haven’t got people. Let’s ask them. Back in a minute. Oh yeah. Back again. They’ve just asked if they look on Google, they’ve got no photos of in here. They said, “Could I take some photos?” They can see what projects you do cuz you haven’t got any on your Google apparently. So I thought I’ll ask and then I can take some photos. Yeah, guys, we got Thank you very much. [Music] Yeah, that’s what they’ve just said. They said all there is is these pictures from outside. So, as I go around and shop places, I leave reviews and then that kind of follows on because people find my reviews and then come and say, “Oh, we found this or we found that.” So, uh let’s get that way. Try not to get me in the reflection. That’s right. I’m not getting you in. It’s fine. Yeah, that’s why I do it if you do them at an angle and then I’ll put them on for you. No worries. Right. There we go, guys. So, let’s put Right. So, we’ve got the meats. Let’s do the post rate and review. Uh, five. See if this goes live, guys. When uh I do it. Add photos and videos. Here we go. Are that all today? Nicole 1306 says, “Please don’t show us a selection of your meat.” And then, oh [ __ ] where’s my copy and paste notes? Notes, notes, notes. No. Shopping list is Goldface 1000 says Clive’s Musky Salami. Are you two not streaming anymore? What happened? Nicole 1306 says, “You had enough of us yet?” Nah, not really. Right. Copy. Just need to put the my advertising in the link because I want people to find me. Follow 1306 says that’s a yes. Follow my adventures. There we go. I’ll make sure that’s in. I’ll put my website link in it. And then people says loves us too much. Well, anymore obviously. Oh my god, I got 56 points for that upload. Nice. The amount of people that have come into my live stream from my reviews of places, campsites, and whatever else has been quite good. Uh, see if that’s up there yet, guys. Has that updated their website yet? I’m not sure how long it takes for the pictures to get up there. Hey, mate. They use the panel for charging everything. Just the I have battery packs. I have I have battery packs. That’s what runs all the phones and the camera. So, you got a phone on the front and one here. And I run off a battery pack. And I’ve got a router in there as well for the more internet. I can hear it talking away like mine in the car. Yeah. Yeah. It reads It reads the comments from people that are in chat. Oh, great. Yeah, there was one like a trike like that in America and he was he had a computer screen on the on his trike with his battery pack behind him. Yeah. He’s just logging it all the way around. 1306 says that’s what runs his special toys. I just get abuse from them. Yep, pretty much. Well, it’s all a It keeps keeps me happy. It’s a bit of abuse while I’m going along. Keeps keeps my mind off of the pain in the legs, right? Catch you later on. He looks like hippie dude. He could be easy rider. There’s a bin over there. Let’s get the bin right off the pain in the ass. Boom. Right. So, it looks like we’re on this main road now. 1306 generously for the abuse. Everyone [Music] Glouester. Well, I don’t know if we’re going to go the right way. I think we’ve got to go on this road. Right, here we go. Wait. That’s The cafe is open here. Yay. He’s open. He is open. their wage. They sold out. to the people who are in the [Laughter] Heat. Heat. Quick heat. Heat. Heat. Do it. [Music] They sold to the people. What’s happening here on the railway? Hello. [Music] God. No, [Music] bastard. Wow. Come on. [Music] I can’t see chat, so if we’re live, it’ll be a miracle. But coming up the village, big bloody hill. [Applause] [Music] So 60 kg. That’s almost as heavy as probably what I’m me. All right. Was it stuck? [Music] There we go. Feel the heart rate when it’s working. Follow me. I’ve just seen an even bigger hill. Oh, look. Look at that. We got to climb that as well. Run. [Music] Nothing. Mark Zero. Garcia says the stream’s been down, but I’ll say you are going the wrong way. But I’ll say you’re going the wrong way. Okay. What’s the right way then, mate? [Music] [Music] This is the uh this is the way that it says that I’ve got to go to miss the hills apparently. says towards the Lake District, many hills. He said this was the better way. This is main road. Ah, are we still alive? Yeah. So, the reason I’m going this way, Mark, is because if I go the other way, it’s going to take me an extra hour because of all the zigzagging. Says it is better, much more entertaining. Yeah. So, yeah, this isn’t the cycle route. Well, it is a cycle route, but it’s the more direct. I need to make a bit of a make up some time. And I can make up more time on the roads than I can on the footpaths. Yates says he’ll be off main road soon. Oh my god, they nearly wiped out. Do you see the speed that come round? The back end went light. says, “And it has arrows helping people push the cyclists off the road.” [Applause] [Music] Yeah, this way was fewer hills. So I listen to this Heat. Heat. [Music] CS, I’d like you to see it’s a fast road. Yeah, that’s all right, mate. It’s all right. When you’re traveling the country, you kind of get to sit on a a few of these. Oh god. But the scenery is good. Hang on. There you go. Look, scenery. I’m moving. A mouse die. But, uh, easier to push it on, uh, these than it is to try and do it on the little back foot paths. [Music] [Music] There we go. Look, I’ll do a spin around for you. [Music] Look at that scenery down there. Look, look at that. So, yeah, doing hills is not too bad cuz you get to look at going down the hill. Yep. Says, “Need one of them setting heights to pull you up hills.” Yo, when I get back, mate, I’m going to order, depend on money and work, I’m going to order some Buffang kits. So, I’m going to order a Buffang hub motor for the recumbent. So, we get that and then uh we’ll have a look at getting a hub motor for this as well and see how that works. I want to try some different setups and see what works best. But the recumbent is the same size wheel. So I could just swap the rear wheel over. So if I just buy two kits, I can just swap the rear wheel between bikes. And what I’ll do, I’ll replace the spokes maybe on it and rebuild it stronger so I can have a powered or unpowered. The recumbent definitely needs to be powered. I can put a rain cover my thickness in rain. Now I saw it was shrink that and uh bubble wrap bubble wrap. [Laughter] There you go. There it is. Literally just gone past it. And there’s the uh the farm. [Music] All right. Heat. Heat. I’m CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us. I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a it’s called the village shop. We got enough signal to take a picture. Can you get a picture, guys? I can’t see chat. So, chat’s kind of died my end. Don’t know why cuz it says the stream’s still live. So, if the stream’s still live, we must be to get a picture. Did it come out, Steen? Did it? Steam past office says done. Thank you, mate. It’s really weird. Like it just drops for years. It’s probably over 20 years since I’ve been out here. I recognize the bridge. Live stream active. Yeah. I don’t know if you heard that. I don’t know if we can get another photo. I’m trying to get a photo, but there you go. I don’t know if you got one or not. All [Music] right. pretty nice. [Music] Oh, that noise. I never get bored of that noise. Stay in place. I will in a minute. You see the Let’s go. Go. It’s making us feel better. What are you doing? God. Heat. Live stream active. Okay. XXT says I’m heavy breathing too. Oh god. To get night legends, thanks for the How you doing, Vexi? Night legends. How you doing? Welcome in. Xi says, “How’s it going?” Oh, it’s going well, thank you. Although, it’s just started raining, so that’s that’s not a good start, is it really? I got a rack. I can get on that. Who the [ __ ] bib? [Music] Wanker, I suppose. Yeah, we could stop it. Copy here. Not meant to be like that. [Music] Has anyone else been streaming on YouTube and found there’s a real problem with the chat? Like the chat doesn’t sync proply with your live stream if you’re using third party chat apps. XXE says reblock connection. Yeah, it’s going up. I can see we’re at nearly 6,000. Hang on. [Applause] There you go. There you go, Steen. Check that out in the distance. The hills. How good is that? It’s beautiful. Steam passer says this. Expect says beautiful. The country is amazing expect this picture says If you want to create clips on has only just been updated well the integration with stream buddy and the API from kick got updated in the last update but the kick sorry kick the YouTube I need to get my breath back. I’m streaming to YouTube and YouTube shorts and the issue I’ve got is it reads my messages out twice which is a pain in the ass and I’m not sure why. So it doesn’t matter whether you comment on the shorts or on the just normal YouTube channel says it twice. So somehow it’s connecting the two channels. XX says so yeah that’s why I’ve turned it off. So if you are watching on my YouTube, you best head over to uh kick or tractor paradise. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Yeah, the wind is is slowing down. [Music] But as I said, I concentrate on Twitch because the integration with my whole uh stuff is Twitch. Um, how many people [Music] [Applause] Unfortunately, we’re in the middle at the moment outside the towns within the town. Let’s take a look. [Music] Hey, that’s it. [Music] There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh the farm. [Music] completely gone. [Music] their age. They sold me again. Ah God Hills me today. [Music] Ow. There you go. [Laughter] Yeah. Yeah, but just over the back. Hello. Are we doing the head thing up and down? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Yeah. [Music] What the [ __ ] Power. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh. I think we got some signal. It’s come back. Oh, so is the rain. Bloody raining. We nearly fell off. Great. I’m hoping it’s only going to be a light shower. [Music] I found this this jacket gets a lot hotter than the last one because the sleeve holes are not as big and because of that the air doesn’t go up the arms. The other one had quite baggy sleeves, which was nice cuz you could uh when you’re standing still, you could kind of pull your fists up inside your sleeves. [Music] Steam office says you’re two days ago on two days ago on kick. Well, it hasn’t updated the title [Music] steam office says yeah the title if you if you copy my Twitch title. So if you go to my Twitch title copy it copy it and then put forward uh and then put exclamation mark set title P and then space and whatever my Twitch title is. It should update both. Yeah. So, it should put whatever’s on on my Twitch stream should then go on to kick. I think everyone got bored on say 25 to pen big # Scotland adventure live chat and vibes. Did that work map socials? That should be updated now. That sets both of them as well. Oh, you might have to do set tight or long kick though. Not on. [Applause] Did you do it on here or on on kick? Stepper says it didn’t change. Yeah, you did. Says Yeah. Yeah, you do. Set title on on kick. You’ve updated the wrong one. [Music] That’s better. That should be sorted. Steam cast off says, “I didn’t expect that part to be platform specific.” Ah, yeah. So, it’s I It’s the same command on both platforms. If I do it, it sets both cuz I my chat’s in both. But yeah, if you do it, it only work in the one you’re in. I’m trying to keep everything the same. So, if you could do it on YouTube, it would be the same. Unfortunately, YouTube, you have to set it when you go live and you can’t change it. [Music] Steam passer says it still didn’t change, right? Let’s see if I can do it. Steam past office says hard. Copy at stream elements says if clus adventures changed the title to day25 kal to penri big #cotlandad adventure live chat and vibes just giving me socials Steve pasta says that okay so it’s basically only the streamer can do it [Applause] It doesn’t matter, mate. It’s done. Strange. It’s cuz I I go live on uh kick through reream. So, it means that reream isn’t updating the title. [Music] [Applause] [Music] cuz if I do uh reream, it updates uh kick and YouTube at the same time and then I go live and it should just set it. But thanks for letting me know. [Music] I did think of having just a generic title for kick. Steam passer says right. [Music] I’m not putting all me eggs in one basket. whichever platform was to reach if a platform reached out and said, “We want you to be on our team, then uh I would probably take whatever the offer was cuz then I could do this full-time.” Uh making car content, DJ content cycling out of Y. [Music] Ouch. Oh, look. Do you know why the signal got better? Right. You ready? [Music] I think that’s why the signal is better. So, we’ll be all right for a little while. It’s still fluctuating though, cuz that’s cuz everyone else is using it. Steam past says, “Huh, you had to almost crash into it.” Yeah, but look how flat. It’s Well, you can’t see how much it’s fluctuating. I can see it’s going all the way from all the way from 3,000 up to 12,000 and back down again. It’s all over the place. And it’s because everyone is obviously using it. So, it’s it’s polling, bouncing. [Music] Just taking in the uh the views, mate. There’s a gate over here. Post office says too many people in England. Yeah. Doesn’t have to be that many people though, does it? It could just be people up here relying on it for all of their TV or films and whatever they’re watching cuz there might not be. That might be their only Now. There is I’m sure there’s power lines. There’s power lines and phone lines. Yeah, there’s a phone line there. So they’ve got they’ve got internet cables. Steam office says yeah. [Applause] I don’t know what bits I don’t know which bits which bits better looking. So you’ve got the mountains and the hills or whatever you want to call that. And then over this side look just go in the middle. There we go. Then you can choose which side the camera you like to look at more. Is the left the left look better? Says pick. It’s quite a Let’s have a look at that photo. Steam pasta says they both look great. Yes. Uh thing is with the camera on the front of the bike, you don’t always see you don’t always see kind of what I’m seeing. Are we there yet? No. Nah. We’ve missed you, mate. We’ve gone past you, haven’t we? Otherwise, you’d have been putting the kettle on. I think maybe I should come up and do some city days. So I drive up and stay like Edinburgh and do a day cycling around Edinburgh looking at different things and whatever else then do Abedine maybe do different days in different places [Music] and then drive between them like basically put the motor home somewhere and use the motor home to uh as like a base. So I go out around the city and then go back to the motor home in the evening. That way I can do like 30 40 miles around a city rather than going from one place to another. Steve says that would be like Yeah. [Music] It’d be nice if I could uh take the family says beach is lovely and also free for motor homes. Yes. So things like that. So take the family with me and then I can go for a little ride around. blank says how to play this adventures blank says welcome back yolutely nothing and then we mobile doesn’t work as soon as you get around the corner says I’m back for another 2 minutes long. Well, welcome back for your 2 minutes. Yuk says I’m off to wrestle an alternator out of the pit. Have you done that already or is it just gone? Oh, did I tell you about the failure on them? _ blank says fly, can you go to Perth? Uh, well, not we done that last year. Perth, mate. Hopefully at some point I’ll do all of them. But Yatesy the uh the earth cables. Check the earth cables under the the left under the left side front. There’s an earth cable goes from the engine to the chassis. And if you wiggle them, they crumble. This you can go with your family, but uh you can go to uh Halford’s do them quite cheap. I just bought a couple of them and screwed them together. You only probably need one. I put two on the car I did just as backup. Overdo it. There was only like four quid each. [Music] But I didn’t realize that the Ford Ka is a Fiat 500 in disguise. [Music] Apparently, it’s a common fault on the Fiat 500’s sensor. Fine. Alternator is ultra dead in seas. Oh, okay. The one I had in the cable looks fine, but if you touch it and and just move it, it it just starts crumbling away in your hands. [Music] Oh, it’s coming this way. Where’s he going? Is he going around the corner or past me? [Music] How far you going? I’m going whole country. Did you set off from Jonros? Yeah. So I’ve done Jonros all the way across the west and then I’ve come down through all of the locks. Loch Ness all the way down through way. Last year I done uh Lanzen to Jonros. So you come up from the west go across to the east side and I went up the east side. So this year I thought I’d go down this side. You’ve been traveling. Uh just in a tent. Yes. Yes. You got tent on the back and then I’ve got in there you got all my bedding. One of them is my clothes. Uh I’ve got my cooking stuff in this bag here under here. So just been the butchers. So local meat. I can’t uh I’m trying to think this. What shop did we go to cuz I’m live on the internet so they they can normally remind me where we went. We went to a shop called Carrick Meats. That’s right. So when you see that helion on there? Yep. That’s Carrick. Oh, okay. Now then, the lad that set the shop off, he lives at bottom of that. Oh, nice. So, yeah, I like to when I’m doing this, I like to make sure I support all the local uh places. What really upset me was when I was doing the NC500, outsiders have all moved in, open shops, charging the earth for everything, not using local stuff, which are terrible. Yeah. Penri Where you going now? Which way you going? Yeah, down to down to there. Yeah, there down to Penri. That’s where I’m going to be camping tonight. Down that way. Where are you going to come? I can’t remember. I found somewhere. I just Where? Just you just stop in a field there. Okay. If Right. So, if I bump into farmers and I ask them, which I’ve done in the past and they’ve said, “Yeah, yeah.” And quite a few of the farmers I camped at their in their houses. They went, “I’ll go and camp on the lawn,” which has been. We done that on the east side. But I won’t camp in a field down here unless I’ve got permission cuz the thing is there’s too many people that don’t respect the land. No, I know. Um there was a girl about 3 years since pushed a a bed, a hospital bed from John to Land’s End. Wow. and she was raising money to start a children’s nursery home place and uh she stayed up road but oh she was boogered and she stopped and she got some tea and that but it was a bed and she did converted with a wheel in front. Yeah. So what do you do for a living? Uh I’m a DJ and I restore old classic cars. I used to be an engineer. Used to be mechanical engineer. I’m in Kent. Drillingham in Kent. Kent. So you made it dry down there, haven’t we? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. They keep telling me the weather down south is we Oh, it’s been red. Yeah. We We had it dry and dry for ages and they were barely wouldn’t grow and stuff wouldn’t grow. And now it’s come very wet. We can’t get it. Yeah. The weather’s been pretty bad to be quite honest. Last year I think we had 3 days rain when I done it. Yeah. Uh maybe four. This time I’ve had a lot more than that. Ellen, it yesterday was a down I I took the day off because it just kept raining. There’s no point. You set off from this morning. We were I was kind of northeast of Carlilele. So I literally I come. So yesterday I went No, day before yesterday I went through Gretner. Uh we look around Gretner and that and bits and pieces. People want to see where everyone gets married. Uh and then from there you’ve done there. So on I’ve got that’s that’s booked. Well that’s that’s my satnav which goes to a campsite we put in and then I’ve got Google maps which I use for doing bits and pieces. Where camp? Let’s have a look. Let’s zoom out. Where are we at the moment? So we’re there. So the campsite I’m not far from it actually. Uh Crossfields I think is the campsite I put in. Oh that’s land. Okay. That’s the one I found that took tents. So it was trying to find not all the campsites take take is it cross is me. Oh okay. If it’s I can tell you what it’s cross as he calls it. That’s find the address. 10 miles off it. Yeah. It’s uh on the one of the pictures it’s got like it looks like a castle. Is that a castle? An old castle. Can you see it? Yeah. There’s a picture of an old castle. Well, that that’s that’s coming up that. So that’s that’s pictures people have uploaded. So I don’t know if that’s near it. Oh, okay. So that’s just the photos, isn’t it? Yeah. So people upload the photos, but but what I can see. So there’s my there’s the there’s a camera on the front and there’s what they can see and it it gives them all the speed and the location and where we are. I see what you do and then I can see all their all their messages. It reads them out so I don’t have to look. I can just listen as they technology been good to me. Well, my dad spent he’d finish work in the pub. Yeah. So you’d go to the local pub and you’d be like, “Has anyone got any work?” And they’d be like, “Yeah, yeah, I’m taking someone.” And that was how the v our village was run. Yeah. So that’s how I grew up. So this is kind of the modern world of that. So if you imagine I’m riding the bike, but I’ve got all the regulars in here giving me jip basically and taking the mickey and having a laugh. So it just keeps it. I’m out here on me. But on top of there used to be a pub that house. Yep. And there’s another when you get up here you come to Blue Bell. That was the pub. Oh my god. And even some good builds in there, but that I should know you said. Oh yeah, the village I grew up in. There was about five pubs. There was one right down in the marshes. That was the first one to close. Uh but yeah, as I think the two pubs in the center of the village or the sorry, the bottom of the village, they’re both now flats. Yeah. Both turn them into flats cuz they were big buildings. So yeah, you go to the the village now, there’s no one left. So how do you get that charged up off that? Uh so I use little battery packs. Uh, and in that bag in there, there’s you’ve got a cable goes to that one, cable goes to this one, and there’s a little router in there for internet as well. So, that runs off a battery. And then what I do, I plug them in. I put a one in there. I just plug them in. And on a sunny day, it works. But what I normally do is I’ll go to the campsite and charge my batteries. And if my phones are going flat, I’ll put that on the floor cuz that just comes out. And then when I wake up in the morning, the the sun’s coming out, the phone’s already charged. So, so yeah, it’s but you need quite a big solar panel. That’s why they’ve got that cuz the small ones are rubbish. Yeah, that’s been done this morning. But yeah, solar solar panels are the best thing ever cuz if you just like something like this for instance, you got a battery on it. You put a solar panel on the top of it, put it to the back, you never have to worry about it again. Yeah. So, they are good. My motor home’s got solar panel on it. My car’s got a solar panel in the windscreen. So, yeah, I can just leave them. But and you come from Kent. Yeah, it’s quite a way. But what I like about up here is people talk. Yeah. Oh, that’s not London has now spread out so far that it’s no one really. You say morning, everyone just looks at you like you’re a weird person. What a weird what a weird way life it is to the minute. They don’t know. I don’t know. It’s just how it is. As you said, it isn’t. I mean, farming it isn’t like it was. It’s crap now. You You know, you’re used to going I mean auction mark twice a week and we sit and never have a crack and it’s great. But it’s all changed and there’s that many rules and regulations and things. You heard that blue tongue thing in the livestock. Blue tongue in the sheep. It’s a thing and the stock and Scotland. You can’t take stock out of England into Scotland unless they’re vaccinated. Scotland will never get it because they’ll never admit ever having it. And it cost us a bloody fortune and and uh Ireland if the tech implements all mach. It’s got to be washed and disinfected. It’s £350 to get a vet to look at it. See if there’s any midgetes on it. Well, the bloody midgetes will be traveling, won’t there? It’s Yeah, it’s stupid. It is stupid. But I’ve been watching I love watching Clarkson’s farm. He’s doing agricultural good. Oh, he’s let people see the side of it. Yeah. I think when he first started it, a lot of people went, “Oh, not this.” And I think now they’ve realized that his heart’s in it. His heart’s really in it. And but yeah, he’s showing the government for what they really are. Ah, right. I think you’re in the way. Have a good journey. And you, mate, have fun in your little go-kart. Needs an engineer to start. [Applause] Oh, wow. [Music] Guys, this is why I love live streaming. He was lovely. He was like basically do you want to camp in my field? That’s that’s the kind of steam stuff says nice nice. That’s the kind of lovely people you want to meet. And he was saying about when I said Clarkson’s farm and he said exactly that. Oh, he’s done a brilliant thing cuz he’s shown he’s shown the government in the light for what they really are and how how the struggle is amazing. thing is ste I have a chat with someone like that and I’m happy for the rest of the day. It just puts me on a on a real high vibe. I’d love to go to cattle market where I’d love to do stuff cuz it’s a bit like uh Clarkson’s farm going to the cattle market and stuff like that. Says you should have asked for his snap. His snap? Nah, people. Oh god, I should have asked him for a pull. Right, here we go. Ready? Let’s blast it. Ready? [Music] [Music] I should have asked him for a poll. Wow. Steam past the stairs. Clip. Yeah. Clip before I start panting. [Applause] Nick says, “Just don’t ask for a tug. You’ll definitely be on a register.” Says, “Why can’t you camp in his field?” Well, firstly, Banny Bar, it’s not far enough. If I camp in his field, I’ve barely gone anywhere. we need to reach Penri. And he said, “Oh, that’s my cousin’s place cuz everyone up here is probably [ __ ] related. They all know each other.” It’s cuz the 69 says, “Hola, Ola. Ola, Mr. Roller Colola. Vanbo blank says you should just take your time with your cycle life. There’s no rush. Steam pass office says Ola Dr. Martin. Vanbo blank says Martin. I’m trying to reach. So, we either need a camping place in Blackpool and we cycle around Blackpool for a day, have up have a look up and down the seafront, sit and have some ice cream, have a coffee, maybe a barbecue on the beach, or actually, yeah, we could get some bar barbecue from somewhere and barbecue this food. I wonder which way he went to the farm. Wonder which way he went. There’s a farm to my left. So, he might have gone that way. [Applause] I don’t want to rush the this uh ride, but I don’t want to be too [Music] [Applause] Martin 69 [Music] cuz we want to like for charity. If we get to an area where it’s packed, more people the boat. says it’s not like there’s nothing to rush for. There is there’s I’ve been given this weekend and [Applause] I was going to try and get back for it and then come back to here again like 300 well 300 notes for What? Four hours, 5 hours work. It’s kind of worth it. Martin 69 says, “Catch you later on the school ring.” No worries, mate. But I was trying to work out how much it would cost me to get back. If it was 50 quid back, 50 quid back up here, I’d still be 150 quid up. It’d be worth doing. Any less than that, it’s not worth doing. [Music] [Music] Duck pond barn. Oh god. Click. [Music] See, if that bench was down where we live, it would have been weighed in by now. You can’t have anything like that, can you? Downway. [Music] See, in the old days, it used to be the gypsies that used to come around and collect everything. They come around and collect your washing machine and whatever else now back in the day. But now, without saying it in a nasty way, there’s people that are not originated from this country that are coming in and one of the things they do to make money is go around and they collect crap, but any hands on motorways. Apparently, I’ve been watching uh motorway police. If you watch motorway cop uh cops you or motorway police UK, they got a call to a vehicle on the hard shoulder. They literally ripped out so much of this cable. They literally just chop it with an axe, right? Blows the fuse. They then literally cut it up and they angle grinder through it and they just pull it out the ground. And they were pulling this pipe out the ground. And this cable’s massive. They’re just weighing it in. I think it was on the in it where it was ri. [Music] Oh, is it this farm he’s gone into? I can’t see him. Could be any of the farms around here. There’s so many of them. [Music] Steam bus stop office says yeah lots of cable for railroad being stolen here as well. Oh, hang on. I hear a quad bike. Oh, it’s a different one. This one’s more a mobility scooter. [Music] You all right, mate? I’ve just bumped into another gentleman who’s a farmer down the road. Yeah, I can’t. He’s got a bigger one than that. I can’t understand that. Oh dear. So, yeah, that’s that’s clothes and bedding. Oh, yeah. There’s my tent. There’s my cooking gear. Oh, we got a lorry coming down. But yeah, Jon gropes all the way back to the southeast. Is he going to come say hello or is he just going to go? There we go. Where you going then? Uh, so yeah, all the way back to the southeast. I started in Yeah. So I started in Wick Wick to Jonros and then all the way down. I haven’t got a time to be quite honest. This is day 25. I’ve had a few down days. Yeah. Few wet days I suppose. Yeah, plenty of wet days. I could have done with one of them. Well, I had a quad bike. I could have done with that roof when I had mine. I used to get drenched. Oh, no. This is a New Zealand design. I think that’s Oh, okay. They don’t sell them. Yeah, I had one. Yeah, they’re not uh they don’t safety carbon, so they don’t love to sell them. We had this for 20 years. This is probably third baker on. So, you can change them. Yeah, I was going to say it’s outlasted outlast the bike. So, yeah, I might need leggings or Right. Well, I better get on anyway before it rains. Uh, just down to Penri. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I’ll get there, find a campsite for the night, and I’ll camp down. Then, uh, I’m trying to get to Blackpool, so I’m going to spend a day in Blackpool. Oh, yeah. All right. So, we’ll get down there, spend some days down there and have some fun. Interesting. Anyway, it’s not a race. It’s It’s a slow slow pace. We’ll get there eventually. Anyway, with all these all these heels, yeah, I’m finding that already. Oh, that way. Oh, wow. Oh, thanks for that. Have a good day. Hang on. Yates, you subscribed the other day. How did you subscribe again? Are you like sub Are you just topping up? [Music] Oh god. [Music] It keeps losing chat. I think the last message I had was I’ll get busy. [Music] [Music] It’s pretty slow. [Music] Oh, [ __ ] Come back. There’s a hair in that field. Let’s have a look. There’s a hair. You see it? [Music] It’s kind to the left. Just that’s uh you got the bush now. Yeah. Stone star. You don’t want that. I’m just here. Oh my god. [ __ ] priceless. I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a It’s called the village shop. I’m CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live stream and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money to all the together. Awesome. I’m going to crash into can [ __ ] Shut up. What you will in a minute with me? That’s a bit small for you. Oh god. It’s getting narrow it now. I got a rack. I get on that. Who the [ __ ] bib [Music] wanker? There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh That’s Yeah. Yeah. I’m doing well, mate. How to finish the day off doing 60 miles on this rain. Oh, look at it. [ __ ] it’s not an eagle. Hi everyone. How are you doing? I’m welcome to Adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the carro. So yeah, let’s go. What the hell? At the same time. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent there’s some detective in one of the tires. And this is the best Flashore wet. Yeah, the van took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires and this is the best bit. Take the other tire off and we’ve only got only got half the tire protected. So obviously you can only run on this bit. You don’t want to be working on that bit. Yeah. Yeah. I’m doing well, mate. How to finish the day off doing 60 miles on this rain. Oh, look at it. [ __ ] Oh. Not meant to be like that. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent there’s some detective Oh, horses. Horses don’t like this. Is it a couple horses? It is. What the hell? I sneezed and got struck by lightning at the same time. Yeah, the man took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the regggies of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole got his face. I like it. Right. You look after them. Shove it. That’s a bit small for you. as water. film this. I’ll lift it up a little bit. So look, literally and look. So all the way over there. Look, they come all the way across here. They then go through this gate here and field to my left. Bench. I don’t know if the cafe is open here. Yay, he’s open. He is open. Oh, yeah. I didn’t think you’d be open. That’s a bit small for you. What’s happening here on the railway? [ __ ] Shut up. What you will in a minute with me? Bright water brakes. Right. Safe, mate. I don’t think he’s going to hear us. [Music] Oh, that noise. Never get bored of that noise. [Music] I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a it’s called the village shop. There is one there. It’s going to be mine. There you go. I will in a minute. Yeehaw. That wind is definitely behind me. Where we going? We going north. Whoa. [ __ ] hell. Oh god, my [ __ ] stomach just fell out my ass. Stop. I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a It’s called the village shop for years. It’s probably over 20 years since I’ve been out here. I recognize the bridge. Look at that. On the wrong side of the road. The bridges. What the hell? That’s a bit small for you. Oh my god. [ __ ] priceless. SK. Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get there first. Is he going to get He’s going to get there first. And we’re going to both hit it at the same time. Making me yours, aren’t you? down. You look at their claws on the floor and they’re showing this on the floor. I suppose. Yeah, we could start I’m going to crash into this on purpose to slow down. It’s going to turn on us. It’s been sold out to the people who own the show. What’s happening here on the railway? There’s someone down there as well. Yeah, we could start Hello there’s someone down here as well just to have my treasure. There you go. There it is. Literally just gone past it. And there’s the uh the farm. I’m going to crash into us. making me making yours, aren’t you? Wish I could take you home. You look at their claws on the floor and they’re showing all this on the floor. Oh god. It’s getting narrow it now. I need to uh I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a it’s called the village shop. Shout out. There’s someone down there. Yeah. Yeah, I’m doing well, mate. How to finish the day off doing 60 miles on this. Hi everyone, how are we doing? I’m welcome to Adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the carro. Yeah, let’s go. Stone. That’s a bit small for you. I will in a minute. Hi everyone, how we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to CL Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube. You got Tik Tok and Instagram for the photos and other bits and pieces. So, yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I want to raise money for Great Orman Street Hospital at the same time as having a laugh with you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, whatever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah. Well, we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. You don’t want that. Oh my god. [ __ ] priceless. That was the sky over 20 years since I’ve been out here. I recognize the bridge. Look at that. On the wrong side of the road. Right side of the road. Thanks for making us feel better. you doing? [Music] [Music] What is wrong with you? If that sticks between your toes like the Zohan. Oh, come on. You rubbish. Oh, look at the rack. I can get on that. Who [ __ ] bib [Music] wanker? What the hell? sneezed and got struck by lightning at the same time. It’s going to rain on a minute. Oh, look at it. [ __ ] it’s not an eagle. Yeehaw! That wind is definitely behind me. Where we going? We going north. Whoa. [ __ ] hell. Oh god, my [ __ ] stomach just fell out my ass. I don’t know if the cafe is open here. Yay, he’s open. He is open. H. Yeah. I didn’t think you’d be open cuz there’s nowhere I can go with a bike to get a coffee cuz I can’t leave it anywhere because it just disappear. So here is great card. Can I have a large latte, please? Two, please. Right. You look after them. I went shove it. I’m Clive Adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah. If you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live streams and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money to break all the street together. Awesome. [Music] Oh, that noise. I never get bored of that noise. What’s happening here on the railway? Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent there’s some detective stuck in one of the tires. And this is the best bit. Take the other tire off. And we’ve only got only half the tire. So obviously you can only run on this bit. You don’t want to be working on that. You might get a puncture. Hello brakes. Right safe, mate. I don’t think he’s going to hear us. in the lake. My cat’s been lying on the roof. It’s going to be mine. Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get there first. Is he going to get He’s going to get there first, we’re going to both hit it at the same time. feel like that. I suppose. Yeah, we could start Got it. into this on purpose. Turn on us. It’s been go. So, we’ve learned who’s the devious dishonest one. I’m CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live streams and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money to all this group together. Awesome. The van took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole You look after them. Yeah, shove it. I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a It’s called the village shop. What the hell? Why didn’t it kind of sag it? But it’s they don’t make carrier they make that go on here. So what happens on the break? No. My wheel was doing that. Went in. I went, “Oh, can you tighten my bearing up for me?” He went, “Oh.” He said, “We’ll have a look.” So, we took it apart. Went the bearing’s gone, mate. It’s collapsed. And it had collapsed on the cassette side. So, he said, “It’s all right. We can just put a new one in for you.” And no one none of the bike shops charged me for rebuilding the wheel. And that was about four or five times. Wonderful. Yeah. So, I bought the Halo rims cuz they’re more spokes and they’re they would be a through axle, but they’ve got the adapter. So, they’ve got proper bearings and you’ve got four bearings in the real one cuz you got two in the cassette, two in the rim. Yeah. Uh two on the front. Uh and then Let’s go, go. us. There you go. Nice. Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get It’s going to rain. Oh, look at it. [ __ ] it’s not an eagle. My wife got an electric bike and that meant we could go for bike rides together. Yeah. Then my accountant said, “We bought the bike with the company Louisees.” And then he just said, “Well, why don’t you why don’t you get one? [Music] Oh, that noise. I never get bored of that noise. Hi everyone, how are you doing? I’m welcome to adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the caro. So yeah, let’s go. You sword see windows. He’s over there. Hello, Mr. Brakes. Ride safe, mate. I don’t think he’s going to hear us. What the hell? What’s happening here on the railway? Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube. You got Tik Tok and Instagram for the photos and other bits and pieces. So yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money for Great Or Street Hospital at the same time as having a laugh for you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, wherever it might be. And looks like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah. But we can crack it. Let’s go. Bring on me. I’m Clive, one of the CL’s adventures. So this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live streams and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money to bring all the street together. Awesome. Stone. [ __ ] You sold it. Nice time. Yeah, it’s really I’m CL adventures. So, this is some of the scenery you’ll see if you come and follow us on some of our live adventures together. Just check out that sunset. And this is down on the river Medway. Yeah, if you’re enjoying what you see, come and check out the live streams and get involved with us and hopefully we can raise some money together. Awesome. Hi everyone. There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh their farm. Yeah, the van took a car out the other way. Might as well clip these and stick them all on YouTube. Get all the reges of the [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they’re going to kill someone. If it’s not me, they’re going to kill someone coming the other way. [ __ ] kill a whole Stone There’s someone down there as well. So, I’ve literally just gone to this guy. Hi everyone. So, on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent, there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires. And this is the best bit. Take the other And we’ve only got only got half the tire protected. So obviously you can only run on this bit. You don’t want to be working on that bit. You might get puncture. Hi everyone. How are we doing? I’m welcome to adventures. So today we are in Mar with the family and we are here to show the car retro. So yeah, let’s go. You don’t want Oh my god. [ __ ] priceless. I was just blow up and she [ __ ] steals it off me. [Music] Oh, that noise. I never get bored of that noise. I need to uh hang on. I’m going to share the location of this into Discord so I can make sure that I leave a village shop. Hi everyone. How we doing? I’m Clive. Welcome to Adventures. So, we are currently in Loch Ness. So, we’re going to camp here tonight and in the morning hopefully we’ll wind our way around some of the roads that follow the uh the lock. If you’re wondering what I’m doing and you want to follow the adventures, then make sure you smash me a follow. Come and check out my Twitch live stream. We also live stream on YouTube and you got Tik Tok and Instagram for all the photos and other bits and pieces. So, yeah, wherever you’re watching this, come and check us out. I cycle and raise money hospital at the same time as having a laugh with you guys on the live stream and at the same time you guys telling me where places are. So I might need food places, camping places, whatever it might be. And it’s like uh you get to enjoy the uh the trip and I get to enjoy you telling me where to go and visit. So yeah. Yeah. But we can crack it. Let’s go. Drinks on me. You look for the shove it. It’s probably over 20 years since I’ve been out here. I recognize the bridge. Look at that. On the wrong side of the road. The bridges. It’s going to rain on a minute. Oh, look at it. [ __ ] Oh. It’s not an eagle. That’s a bit small for you. There is one in the mic. It’s going to be mine. fast water forest products. Wait. Yeah. [Music] Plasma sponges says WB just just Oh, thank you, mate. I don’t know if you saw me talking to a guy in the middle of nowhere. He said there’s no signal. Sponges says how’s the legs for cycling? Yeah, fine, mate. The only thing that’s been getting me is the signal. The routter bombed out. There’s like literally it’s confused the routter. The routter just went, “Yeah, whatever.” So that had had enough. Use footpath not road. Well, walking. Yeah. He say to me, but yeah, there’s a very rain. Oh, it is a foot path. I’m about to say it’s literally It’s a lit up footpath, but it’s mud the other side of this. Is it mud? Yeah, it’s mud and gravel. So, I’m still better on the road. Yeah. Guy had come out of his house. He was just checking. I was all right. I was like, I’m resetting the router and the phone. And uh he said, “Oh, yeah. You got no internet around here. Dead zone.” But we’ve got probably five mile to go. Uh we I think we’re out the hills now for the time being. I think we just got like normal kind of normal kind of uh roads and that [Music] normal climbs and and desents. It’s time. [Music] Yeah, the weather’s pretty shocking again. It’s wet. It’s wet. Wet wet. Let’s go over here. [Applause] There’s a few people behind me. Let’s get out of the way for the time being. Heat. Heat. [Music] Okay. So, we’re not turning down there. I thought we would have gone down that country lane, but apparently we’re going to the end of the road. Right. [Music] There’s a foam mask right there. Hang on. I’m just going to restart my uh There’s a phone mask right next to me. Yeah, there we go. It just didn’t update. Penri. Here we go. We’re just about to go over the top of the M6. Thank you. Thank you. You can staff me assures. [Music] Thank you for joining me for joining the community. Welcome in So, I chose a campsite. [Laughter] Plus says how much a night. Oh, I don’t know, mate. I’m not there yet. Wouldn’t have a clue. I just n I just navigated to it. So, I don’t know how far away it is. We’ll see if we can get there. Looks like we found the uh right sponges says you’re just navigation to it. Yeah, apparently we’re turning right. Steam cast offer says £69. Plasma sponges says hopefully 10 to 15 quid hopefully. Yeah. [Music] What? I think the race is on. You all right, lads? Right. I think we go out this way. Plasma Sponges says, “Let’s race.” Let’s race. Do you think they can do wheelies? What the hell? Yeah. Yeah. I see. What the hell? I think that’s made their little day. Asma sponges says you win. Yeah. Can you not hear them? Their little faces, their little voices. They’re well happy. Please tell me this doesn’t take me over a bridge. It won’t be the first time it’s taken me over a bridge on my It didn’t tell me there was a bridge. Plasma sponges says, “Yeah. near the bridge. Steam cast office says at least the 5year-olds are impressed by your cycling law. Uh I think Sponges says good luck. That’s what I’m thinking. Uh I hope there’s a way around somewhere cuz I haven’t got a clue. Plastic sponges says small fan base. Yeah, I think we’re going to have to go around cuz it’s literally taking me over the top of that. Steam pasta says that looks like a lot of fun. Is there a way round? Yes, there is. Yeah, you can get over the bridge, but if you go down that street Y and then go back up the cross. It take you to Morrison. You go back to work, but I can get over there, but it’s going to Yeah, I mean the side bit, but it’ll be half street and then turn up the next street. You’ll see it. It’s terrace street. Go up the hill. Take you to the railway bridge. Brilliant. Thank you. Yeah, that’ll definitely be easier. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent, there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires. And this is the best bit. Take the other tire off. And we’ve only got only got half the tire protected. So obviously you can only run on this bit. You don’t want to be working on that bit. You might get puncture. Live stream active. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. I’m doing well, mate. How to finish the day off doing 60 miles on this. Hi everyone. How are we doing? I’m a good dust. Come on. [Applause] Bear with us, guys. I’m just uh trying to get out of here. Let’s go. We just got to find where we need to be now. right, we’ve just gone past where it says I need to be. So, we’ll just ride around here. This is the oneway system. So, what we’ll do, we’ll just ride around here just so we can get a look at it. I’ve got right away. Dick stay. [Music] This is pretty. Right. It’s saying this one. I don’t know if that was the one or not. Or the next one up maybe. See this one. Martin Sutton says I’m just just cutting a few corners off, guys. I missed a few turnings. So hey, [Music] Looks a pretty little place though. Hopefully we get some time in the morning to come and have a look around. Steve Hustto says if you wake up before 300 p.m. that is well cuz I’m leaving it quite late in the day. Malcolm Sutton says you’re not going down via window. I’m looking for a campsite at the moment, mate. So I just navigate into a campsite. Unless you can find one closer, but I Avengers says you want your map off. No, no, it’s miles away, mate. We’ve still got a few miles yet. We’ve still got miles. Plasma sponges says our miles. Yeah. Which way we going? We’re still going east, don’t we? All the campsites I can find on this route are all kind of east of anywhere I want to be. [Applause] It must be 420 time somewhere. Plasma sponges says hi. Plasma sponges says he smell weed again. Always, mate. Always. Someone is on the weed. Must be coming across from uh Canada, obviously. It’s on the wind, isn’t it? Plasma sponges says must be growing in the roof. Yeah. Steam past office says you just can’t smell the difference between weed and your own hearts at your age. Oh no, I can definitely tell the difference. Oh, yeah. Here comes the rain. Welcome to Clive’s Adventures. Thank you, John D33 for dropping. Welcome in. How you doing? You’ve come in at the right time. [Music] Malcolm Sutton says, “My neighbor upstairs smokes a strong.” I prefer to eat it cuz then you don’t smell like a druggie. Uh people are very judgmental. Now for the last what week I’ve been struggling. There were some people the other night that I managed to have a bit of a a toque with and uh I’m now back fit as a fiddle. My knees are not hurting anymore. My wrists are not hurting. My hands are not locking up. Funny that. I can wiggle my fingers without them going into spasm. I’m hoping this is going to blow over. I don’t think it is. I think there’s a big rain cloud coming. Johny 33 says no judgment here. No judgment here. Good. Good. I think in life says my doctor has to give me a lot if I can find anyone to buy it from. This is the whole thing. It’s I say like you don’t get a bottle of whiskey and drink it in one go. And it’s the same for me. everything in moderation. And I I just need a little bit every 20 to 30 days, kind of say 20 to 25 days. Eating it lasts longer. Smoking it probably only gives me a few weeks, if that. Now, in the UK, if they pull you over driving and you’ve got it in your system, which it stays in your system for quite a while and you’re over a certain limit, you can get ded for done uh drug driving, which I think is out of order because you have a smoke one day, the next day you wake up, you’re not drunk, you’re not stoned, you’re sober, 100% sober again. But it’s just a [ __ ] rule to [ __ ] take your license away. Drink driving [ __ ] whole different thing. If someone’s under the influence of alcohol, [ __ ] take their license. [Music] I’m going to Pedestrians hold hand under when you do that like that. Oh, cool. It’s gone. [Music] Right. [Music] Where you go? You stay there. Okay. Stay there and I’ll come out and I’ll zoom through the gap. There’s a pub there. It’s not open. Back through again this morning. [Music] [Music] I should have over took her. to go. So, we’re probably going to lose Sigma. Devils. Lettuce 91 says, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, how you doing?” We are currently looking for so-called campsite. Uh, I’m near Penri. So, I take it sponges, says, “Hey, Sam.” We’re probably going to go through some country lanes now to go and find it. [Music] [Laughter] [Music] There you go. What do you reckon? Yates says, “Sam, what have I told you about joining the stream the same time as me? You’ll get suspicious.” Steam post office says that it look [Music] steam office says are you visiting Kenji? Oh, hang on. What’s this? Let’s have a look. Opening times. Here we go. Uh, amazing views from the 91 says, “Haha, life would never ever get suspicious of me. Please take care exploring this site.” Okay, so you can go in here. So, it’s 10 until 400 pm. So, we could come and have a look at that tomorrow, maybe. I don’t know if we if you’re buying we can go and have a look tomorrow. Maybe uh very lightly goes right through you. [Music] It’s Hello. She look over there. I’m going to put some mint sauce on you and nibble your legs. Go tell your mom. Go on. Grass me up. Watch him. I wait for a full sentence then pick my phone back up. Plasma sponges says long. Stain [Music] the word means [Music] getting [ __ ] I was getting ripped. If I was literally a man, she’s funny. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Oh, we actually still got signal as it died. than that. [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] There is no [Music] 800 mile long cat 6 cable. [Music] Uh, well, I think it’s somewhere up there. I’ve turned the map off, by the way. Says he clenched his cheeks again and went back in love. Uh, Steam pasta says, “Do you turn the map if you do map off, please? I’ve already stopped the uh the navigation. [Music] [Music] live. I think the routine. Yeah, I think the rout’s on completely died. So every day it’s flat out. Yeah, it’s dying, shall we say? So, uh, yeah, need to sort that. It’s uh it’s kind of it’s trying to rain slowly. Oh yeah. [Music] Loads of clearance, mate. Don’t worry, I’m all right. Right. It should be here somewhere, apparently. Wow. Wow. [Music] What’s going [Music] That’s Oh, come on. Can you just go away, Rain, and come back? I don’t know. Live stream active. Here we go. Uphill for quarter of a mile or half a mile. [Music] [Music] What is the time? Oh, it’s not too late. [Music] There’s a field light suit says F is flat. Stop trying to pull the old hill lie. [Music] Oh god. What’s that place right in front of me? Is that a coffee shop? [Music] Nope. It’s an art gallery in it. [Music] Yes. [Music] Let’s see if we can get a place here. [Applause] I think I need to make a phone call. Plasma sponges says, “Excellent.” Yeah. Oh, right, guys. I need to get a jacket on. Oh, do any of the moderators Yatesy, do you fancy making a call? [Music] That’s a bit small for you. in the middle. Yeah. It’s going to be mine. own by the show. What’s happening here on the railway? There you go. There it is. Literally just going past it. And there’s the uh their farm. Who’s going to get to bridge first? There’s a car coming, but I’m not sure who’s going to get there first. Is he going to get He’s going to get there first, and he We’re going to both hit it at the same time. Right. You look after them. It Making me yours, aren’t you? making happy. You look at their claws on the floor and they’re all doing this on the floor. [Music] Oh, that noise. I never get bored of that noise. Yeah, there’s someone down there as well. So, I’ve literally just gone to this guy. What the hell? I sneezed and got struck by line at the same time. I suppose. Yeah, we could start I’m going to crash into us. It’s been done. on that. You don’t want [ __ ] priceless. I was just about to drop it off. Shut up. What you doing? [Music] [Music] What is wrong with you? If that sticks between your toes like the Zohan. Oh, come on. You rubbish. I don’t know if this cafe is open here. Yay. He’s open. Open. H. Yeah. I didn’t think you’d be open cuz there’s nowhere I can go with a bike to get a coffee cuz I can’t leave it anywhere because it’ll just disappear. So here is great card. Can I have a large latte, please? Two, please. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent, there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires. And this is the best bit. Take the other tire off. And we’ve only got only half the tire. I didn’t realize that live I was coming down here talking to you guys on the camera. Didn’t realize that it was still on bloody uh privacy mode. So I’m like I’m holding the phone up like this. I’m showing you all around and it hadn’t switched over. So where’s the toilet block? Is this the toilets? Drinking water only ladies. men’s. [Music] Perfect. Is there a light in here? Can I Is there a light to see what you’re doing? No. Yeehaw! That wind is definitely behind me. Where we going? We going north. Whoa. [ __ ] hell. Oh god, my [ __ ] stomach just fell out my ass. Hi everyone. How are we doing? I’m welcome to Adventures. So today we are in Margate. I’m with the family and we are here to show waste water. So they got a drain there for waste water as well. So that just drains away. Nice. It’s not a bad little sight, is it? Right. Should we get this tent set up? I think we’re going to have it here next to me. Let’s get the T cuz it’s it’s starting to rain now. I’m like, it’s bloody typical, ain’t it? Weather. It was It was 10 quid. I don’t think 10 quid’s too too expensive. Not really. But when you think at like so far today, I’ve spent 25 quid on shopping. I’ve spent 35 quid today already. It’s kind of costing me. That’s what it’s kind of cost me a day. 35 to 40 quid a day it’s costing me. Which you’d think on a bike it wouldn’t cost you anywhere near that. But yeah, the heavens have just opened up. So, let’s get the tent up. And uh the quicker we get the tent up, the better. I should have put the the bike around the other way, but I was more worried to get the tent up rather than uh what what angle the camera is at the moment. The important thing is getting this up. [Music] [Music] [Music] What’s going on with this pole? Hang on. My wild. Hang on. Let me get a let me get a couple of uh a couple of pegs either side. The Well, this is this ground’s really wet. That’s gone straight in. It’s nice when it goes straight in without any uh any forcing. [Music] She just Yeah, she’s It’s very wet. So, I think uh we’ll do a Tik Tok stream after this. We’ll finish it and we’ll go live on Tik Tok. That was so funny this morning. If we can get them two to come back in again. Dry. Yeah, that’s their their bloody thing. They started that. She’s like, whenever you talk to me, I go completely dry. That’s all I ever get from her. old Git. They are they are so funny them two. It’s worth it’s worth a bit of comedy cuz they rip the [ __ ] out of me and everyone finds it hilarious. But yeah, Red’s lovely. Dolly brings out the worst in her. But yeah, at some point I’ll try and meet up with them. I have to see what Sam’s doing. They’ve said about meeting up at some point. So [Music] [Applause] Oh, the rain seems to have uh passed over. It must have just been a little shower. Why is that not pinning? Oh, there’s mushrooms there under the tent. They’re going to get squished. Psychedelic mushrooms. Well, I don’t know if they’re psychedelic mushrooms. They’re just some mushrooms. Some fungi, but there’s going to be a fungi sleeping on top of them tonight. God, that’s going to have to go deep tonight. Deep, I tell you. Right. And that one. Cool. They’re all the way in. She’s tight that side. God, they’ve got to [Music] It’s madness, isn’t it? Like that it can be so different down south. I’ve had literally all the rain up here and uh like down south. Well, they haven’t really got any, have they? They’ve got load bloody heat spells. Right, let’s put that in. I don’t want to put it too wide. Uh, how we going this bit? Hang on. That’s it. [Applause] Welcome, mate. You’ve just you’ve got here and it’s like literally the skies have gone. I’m going to rain all over you. It’s been uh Yeah, the weather’s been [ __ ] shall we say? So, we’re about to throw everything everything in the tent or at least try and get everything in the tent. Yeah, I’ll dry you off cuz you’re soaking wet. Thing is, this gets soaking wet and this goes in the bloody tent. Let’s see if we can get everything in here without making everything wet in the tent. Cuz the tent’s not actually wet inside at the moment. Oh, I said it’s not wet. The base is the bit you sleep on. But we get the foam mat down. And nine times out of 10 that can’t stop me getting wet. What you say? Half a day left. Well, today has been quite a lot of hills. So, we’ve done 30 summit miles today, but with the hills, it feels like I’ve done 50 miles. My legs are actually burning. So, I know I’ve done a workout. Let’s get these bags out. See, we get them out of the rain. That’s the first thing out the rain. These two uh which one bedding and which one’s thingy? That’s closed. That’s bedding. So get the bedding one down there. [Music] There we go. That’s them in. Right. Bottles of water. We get them in. Uh, throw that down there. Right. What else can I get out? What do I need? Going to need some meat. And I cycle computer. Save. That can come off. Speaker that needs to come off. Solar panel. We’ll get the solar panel next to the next to the tent. Yeah, that is down the floor there. And then hopefully that’ll give me some solar panel light or whatever in the morning. Hang on. Cool. That got in there, right? I don’t want to get any water in the uh Trying to get water in here. I’m trying to get everything out without getting water in. Uh bit of oil. What else do we need out of there? Stand. Oh god, that can get wet. God, I don’t think that’s warm enough. I’ll leave the food out here cuz that’s going to stay outside. It doesn’t matter if it gets wet. Uh, right. What What else goes in the tent that’s going to get eggs. Eggs there. I don’t think we’ve broke them. Hopefully, we’ve not broke them. Right. Coffee. [Applause] Need some gas. Get the gas in there. Right. What else do we need? Cookie. We need the cooking stuff. So, I normally forget the gas to be quite honest. Uh, throw that in there. Sauce burn. Uh, we got burgers. We got burgers. We got them. We need a knife. Oh my god, my back’s gone. What else we got? Don’t need tin opener. Do we need scissors? Nah. The sausage. We just roll it round and cook it. It’s like a big round. I’ll show you the sausage. It’s massive. Right. Throw that over there. That. That. That that that that. There’s all the food. [Music] stand. Right, let’s try and get the phone. [ __ ] I’m going to need a towel. I’m going to need a towel for drying the phone off. Where’s my towel? He’s put right. Waterproof. That’s waterproofed. Uh, what we got in there? Oh, we got a boiled egg in there. We need to eat that. We got Has that one been cracked yet? No, that one’s not cracked. That one’s still good. This one’s cracked. That one needs to be eaten. So, we need to eat an egg. Right, let’s get the uh let’s get the phone out with all the So, basically, this bag here, look. Right, this is where all my stuff is. And I’ve managed to Hang on. There’s my little pot of stuff. Ta. Look, that’s my that’s my waterproofing idea. Just put it in a bag. Hang on. You won’t be able to see anything cuz I’ve just stuck you face down. But let’s seal the bag up. So, basically, my streaming equipment is literally in a bag. Look. So, that’s my my waterproofing for uh There we go, guys. It’s been a little bit muddy today. I think we should be right. We’ll leave that there. Right. Let’s see if we can get in here. The thing is it’s very very tight getting in the tent. Uh, and I need to get you in a in a holder. And I’ve got no way of putting you in the holder with a phone case on. Hang on. Let me let me get you out the cover. I need to swap the cover over in the tent. I don’t want the This is what I was saying about drying the cover off. I need a towel to dry it off. I put the normal cover back on. Put you back on like that. Boom. Hang on. Now, where’s the right clip you in there? Like so. Put that there. Like that. We should be able to get that and put that in there. Like, come on. Get in the hole. Can’t find the hole. There we go. Oh, there we go. You’re kind of in. Is that better? Can you see stuffs? [Applause] So, yeah. Says yes. Cool. Says yes. Cool. Let’s get this in here. I was trying to make sure I don’t damage everything cuz like last year I managed to scratch the hell out of the lens. Oh, my hips are killing me sitting in here. And this box is all gone. It’s all gone because of the moisture. Oh god. Right, let’s take my shoes off. Shoes off. As long as I’m on this phone mat. This foam mat. This uh Oh my god, does it reflect. Oh, it’s a bloody money spider. Get out. There’s so many. That other site we was at was covered in spiders. Right. That needs to dry out. That will dry out if I leave that. We leave it out there in that hole in there. Oh god. Right. [Music] Let’s take that off of there. Um, pinch you. Oh, actually the microphone would have probably been really loud today. Extreme Element says, “Thank you for following on Kick Wixton 33.” Oh, Wixon, welcome in. How you doing? I’m just going to clip the microphone up here cuz I’m less likely to lose it if it’s clipped up on the ceiling. I turned the microphone up last night uh so it was a lot louder. So, when it was on the ceiling in the tent and stuff and I’ve just realized I’ve done that. So yeah, we need to uh we need to get everything in here now. But what do we set up first? Past office says don’t worry, you’ll lose it anyways. What am I losing, Ste? Apart from probably my sanity. There’s the mic. Oh, don’t. I had a panic attack the other night because literally I didn’t realize I’d lost the microphone until 4:20 time kicked in. Past office says you can’t lose what you already lost. Yates says you didn’t have marbles to lose. Oh god, I was having such a panic attack as well. I wonder if we got I wonder if we can have a warm coffee. Uh should we No, actually I’m going to drink Where’s my I’ll drink my juice first. [Music] [Music] Yeah, my hips. Whenever I sit in this tent, it always feels like my hips are going to pop out. This was the stuff from the burgers uh from the thingy. So, there it was going to say from the butchers. He’s actually thrown it down out there. So, we’ve got sausages there. God, they there’s some weight of sausages there. We’ve got some chicken skewers there. So I thought, well, Shakira Shakira, that should be enough food to get us for a few days, right? What is this? This should be the food bag. Yeah, it is. There we go. That’s my food bag that goes in here. We’ve got the air mattress in here and the pillows. So that all needs to be put that down there for the time being. I don’t know how this tent I slept by the farm. You do realize I said this in spiders as it completely bombed out on you. [Music] table. Table table. I did think of getting rid of the table. I was like, I won’t take the table cuz it this comes in really handy. [Music] Look, when that’s out there with all your knives. Number 23 says, “Get some food on go.” Oh, don’t you worry, mate. I’m going to I’m going to There’s my little cooker. Hang on. Can I turn you around so you can see stuff? Steam office says guys the carrot meets photos sector is much better after you put up the photos. They only had photos from the street. Uh have you gone a look? So here’s the question. Do it. My photos are separate and I want them to be part of the post. Steam pasta says, “Yeah, I just checked it.” Cool. So, there’s my little cooker. Did it. Can you see the bit I done? Pass offer says what? Give disconnected a second. So, are the photos with my with my description? And in my description, can you see where I’ve put my Clive’s Adventures? Let’s watch. Should we warm it up in here? Oh, that’s nice. That is like instant heat. Yeah. So, what we do, we can put normally the oil. We put the oil in there and you can put all of the knives and forks and whatever in there and they all just stay in there out the way. Look. like a little tray. Uh, where’s my knife? Where’s my fork? [Music] Here we go. Fork, spoon, proper organization. I don’t know how hot this is. Let’s find out. Let’s see if we can get a cup of coffee out of it. If not Steam Pass offer says, “I don’t see any description, but it shows you posted it from your Pivus Adventures account on the pictures.” Oh, okay. So, let’s go and have a look. [Music] What was the What was the name of the says, “We’re so impressed. Next time you play homeless simulator, you’ll have to up the difficulty. Same cooking stove, but all you get is a rock and some chopsticks to cook with.” Oh, god. What was the name of the place? What was the name of it? Steam pasta says Carrick meats. What was it? Carrot. Oh, that was it. Carrot meats. Yeah. Right. So, Oh, that’s better. 4 hours ago. 4 hours ago. Right. So, basically what I need to do. Yeah. So, I need to Where’s my post? It says write and review. I thought I’d already reviewed it. Edit update. Say something. Discard. I’ve not got a a post on there. Normally it should do both. Yik says your review will probably need to go through authentication because you’ve put links in the comments. Oh, really? Do they delete them? It says rate and review. Oh no. Yeah, my reviews on there. So I put I recently visited was it? Oh K. I put Carrick Meets. It’s Kok Meets. Yates says they don’t delete. They just get checked first. post. There we go. Steam past office says there’s no carrot meat. There we go. It’s updated now. I recently visited Carrick Meats and was blown away by their selection. From hot meat uh meals to cold cuts, their variety of pies, sausage, steaks are impressive. Perfect for a quick bite or a healthy meal. Highly recommended check uh checking them out. So, uh yeah, there we go. Boom. But yeah, like if I can’t get people to come to like the stream from Can I get that pick that up yet? There we go. So yeah, if you can’t get like advertising from social media, if I can do it through links and bits and pieces like that, then that’s going to be my other way of doing it. It it’s just finding outlets to to basically plug my stream and trying to do it in places where other people aren’t doing it kind of thing because they always say like about if you’re going to do something about cornering the market, it’s just working out where it’s going to work best. Social media is kind of saturated with everyone trying them now. So I’m thinking, okay, well, where can I do stuff? Right. Where’s my cold water? Ah, that’s why I like it cuz you can give it a blast. Cheers. Nice. I’ll pull my table in maybe a little bit. There we go. I think I got a no saw. That one of my nostrils is really really sore. Does anyone else get nose saws? Right. Uh, no. [ __ ] it. We’re just put in the bag. So, yeah, you got your kettle in there. Look. Sauceman. Put the sauceman on there like that. And then I can always put the frying pan on top of it. I just put the I’ll put the frying pan up there on top of it. I don’t think I’ve ever melted the the thingy. So, right. There we go. Let’s uh prepare the frying pan. We’re using uh spray light. Can I get the water on there? Push that on a bit more. There we go. Oh, there’s one bottle. Can I get that bottle somewhere? Get that there. And then I can probably put that one on there. There we go. Let’s put that one there. There we go. Look. Got my kitchen area done. You watch the sun come out now. Right. What are we going to cook first? I think the sauce. Welcome in Cass. We’re a wonder. So at Cassop Games says, “Hi, Cass.” Hello, Cass. Hello. Hello. Hello. Cassopy Games says, “Hello all. Welcome to Cooking in the Tent with Clyde. Right, Cash, you’ve come in at the right time. Jesus Christ. You ready for this? C. [Music] Check out the size of that bad boy. I know you ain’t seen one that big before. Casopire Games says, “I’ve got different size ones.” Uh, you got this one. Steam past offer says lol. Casio pie game says it’ll be satisfying. Okay. Do you want me to cook it straight and hard then? Yeah. Or would you like it to be curved like Copy says yes. Casiopame says till it breaks. Plasma sponges says five hours later. Bailey Dale says size matters. I don’t think we’re going to get all this in. Yakug says he can only hold his own sausage with his fingertips. We’re going to have to cook that one separately. There’s enough sausage there to uh What I liked about that that butchers is they wrap everything in paper like they used to in the old days. Uh oh [ __ ] we didn’t get any baby wipes. That was the one thing I wanted was baby wipes today. Oh well. Has pen, right? Penrift. Has it got a It must have a It must have a supermarket or something. I’ve only got two baby wipes left. Is that on? Yeah. It’s on It’s on really low. Crash. Yep. I need to keep I can’t believe I’ve only got one baby wipe left. Thing is, you use baby wipes for everything. If you want to clean a p like your pans out. Is that a fly in my coffee? [Applause] [Music] Not anymore. Yates says clip. What you clipping? Flies in my coffee. [Applause] Bailey Dale says, “Fly is protein. Get it where you can.” Yik says, “Nature’s protein shake.” Have you seen the size of my sausage? Martin says, “Extra vitamins.” Extra vitamins. Ah. Oh god. I need to be able to learn to sit cross-legged without my muscles cramping. Last year I managed to do it. My knees this year feel like they’re just going to pop out of joints. I don’t know why. They just do. [Music] I felt a lot more flexible last year than I do this year. And I think I need to continue to do certain things to Yates says you need to do some yoga. Yoga. I feel like everything’s going to pop out literally. I think Martin 69 says defo raining. I think my middle legs the only thing you can bend either way and it don’t hurt. But yeah, these the one either side of it. Oh my god. My hips, my knees, me ankles, everything. Can you hear the skies raining again? Partying Martin 69 says to much info. That’s on purpose. [Applause] Now we’re going to turn this big sausage round. try and cook it on a really really low heat. I was when I was talking to the farmer uh was it last night or this morning? He was saying about oh people going oh them people in them small tents must be really cold and a small area heats up really quickly. So in here at the moment is an easy what 30° just off of that little flame. It it warms up. I mean it’s really cozy. It would be tight. This is a twoman tent. It would be tight with two if two of you were sleeping in here. I don’t know. The problem is how do you get a double mattress? How do you do this Yatesy? Cuz you can only get a single mattress in here, not a double. So I don’t know how you would sleep two people in here. cuz it’s not wide enough to get two mattresses next to each other. You need a mattress and a half. Do they do a mattress and a half? Plasma sponges says side by side spooning. Yeah, but you could Yeah, but you you can’t get the mattress in here. That’s what I’m saying. This only just fits a m a single mattress. So, if there was two of you, you’d have to basically share a single mattress, which would be stupid. Plasma sponges says one mattress spooning. Yikuit says I’ll be the little spoon. It’s not big enough plasma. Like my mattress is just wide enough for me to sleep on on my side. Two people wouldn’t fit on it unless you were tiny people. You like two tiny people could sleep on it. like me and someone else my own my size or bigger. No chance. [Music] [Music] Should we uh should we should we end the street? Go and raid someone and shoot over to the other platform. Uh we’ll go over to Tik Tok and do uh do our Tik Tok stream. Once this battery goes though, that’s it. I’m gone. Uh cuz I haven’t got any more. Well, I don’t really want to run too many batteries down. I suppose we can if we see if we empty this battery and then I’ll use a battery tomorrow and empty that. I’ve then got two empty batteries. Yeah, I think we could do that and then uh cuz everyone can get in on on Tik Tok. Cass, are you on Tik Tok? Cuz what we do on Tik Tok, we get everyone in. So we get everyone on on voice chat and we just have a bit of a blast and everyone just takes the piss out of me to be quite honest, don’t they? Plasma sponges says invite red farting Martin 69 says PG onto. It is very much like it’s a bit like that. Yeah, apparently you can do the stream. So it’s not for kids. So I just need to do that. Martin Sutton says, “Don’t have Tik Tok, so catch you tomorrow.” Oh, no. It’s one of those things. I know. I understand that, mate. A lot of people don’t want to get it. It is much like that for a lot of people. Dad, she’s on Tik Tok. [Music] A lot of people ain’t Can’t believe how meaty is. Sutton says, “I know I would doom scroll for hours.” Doom scroll. It’s kind of I keep getting I keep getting mad. says that Yates claimed my username. I hate the platform. Same goes of old. Farting Martin 69 says that’s a big one. Casio games says, “Oh, yeah, that other one I did say I was going to make a we did say about making an account over there.” So, I might make an an account just for the fun of it, but it seems that anything sells. I don’t know. We’ll do something crazy. Casio games says upload pics of fans. Casio games says they’re fans. Says never seen you on Insta live. I was just thinking of having pictures of me in different boxer shorts or something. I’d be like me ass in this, me ass in that. Just lots and lots of bum pictures. Check out my bum. High games short everything. Well, we can tell you’ve been looking then, can’t we? I think Cass has just told us that she’s like Cass’s been having a good look. Yeah, Cass’s been checking out the uh the tight shorts. Obviously Ol says sexy ass pictures with top end cars. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Twigs. I am not admitting anything. And the word of today, children, is moist. I’ll probably get banned. Who was it? Uh, oh god, what was her name? Got banned. Plasma sponges says dry. You can’t steal. Says spring dust in a candid. [Laughter] Last Sunday low. [Music] They’re starting to burn. So, I don’t want them burning. Throw a bit of water in. Long as the sausage is cooked. I don’t need if it’s It’s difficult to fry stuff in here. So, I just kind of I have a steam I wish I had a steamer thing. I wish I could have got the barbecue. Martin 69 says at Yatesu right in the transit. [Music] Wow, that sun’s bright. Oh, excuse me. Oh, we got a we got a feather on them. One equals free range. UK equals country or uh free range eggs large. I don’t know how much they cost me. They didn’t give me a I don’t think she gave me a receipt, but I know it was really expensive in that shop. So, where Oh, yeah. Where’s me uh where’s my thingy? Is it in here? [Applause] Oh, there’s my pants. I don’t want to put my pants on. This right? Check this out. Salted caramel brownie. Right. Can you see the price? [Applause] [Applause] Don’t get me wrong, it is nice. But that’s some deer brownie. Art Martin 69 says, [Applause] “Anyone remember the show?” Keeping up appearances. I think Clive would nail the Alonzo look string in a neck for Granada. Martin 69 says it is to high says LMG like we call my sister. [Applause] My sister Mrs. bouquet resident [Applause] and I am literally I am I am the one with the van. Steam pasta says the bucket family. Yeah. And I am Alonzo literally. [Applause] Now some of my sister’s friends, I do find them a little bit kind of like, oh yes, jolly ho chap and all that. Right. So my sister is kind of hireing and I am literally the trampy one. And when I used to turn up in my old van says bucket bucket, it felt like my sister was going, “Oh my god, he’s turned up in that rusty van.” That’s raining harder now. [Applause] Cio says not sure game says there it is. Look at that. [Applause] Party Martin 69 says, “I love the sound of rain when camping.” Yeah, me too. I like the sound of water. So, I love camping next to a stream and you can just hear the trickling of the water. It just relaxes me, especially after a good smoke. I’m sorry, but I am very, very much 420 friendly. I would rather have a sm Well, I don’t want to smoke it. I would rather eat it. I’d rather have a cake and let it slowly kick in and just slowly sink into the mattress and listen to the birds singing and the rain and the the water kind of trickling by than being drunk. Because being drunk, you can’t just jump up and do stuff cuz you’re drunk. You can’t get up in the morning without a hangover cuz you you were drunk. Whereas in waking up in the morning to eat when you’ve had a cake, you kind of go to sleep. You kind of drift. You kind of drift between the two. You’re kind of between awake and asleep. And your brain just does the weirdest things. It comes up with the weirdest things. And I normally forget that. Lash_xc says, “Brother, you aren’t foraging for mushrooms tonight, to no foraging for mushrooms.” But you don’t have a hangover in the morning. Lash_xc says, “Accidentally put your tent on a patch of mushrooms.” You don’t wake up with a hangover after cake. You wake up in the morning and go, “God, that was a good sleep.” And you you feel ready to take on the world. Parting Martin69 says at flash_xv_mushroom there. Why couldn’t the fun guy get on the bus? Not mushroom. Need to put a lid on. Really things cook better with a lid on when you’re camping. I’m getting a wet bum. I keep sitting back. Ah, if I sit back, I get a wet bum. Let’s wash that sugar down. I said to him, “What time do I need to be off site?” And he went, “Yeah, whenever.” I was like, “Cool. That sounds even better for me.” I need to try and lift up the carrier_exc says, “I think you were talking about edibles and I’m with you. Not so many problems as alcohol.” Yeah. Isn’t it weird that like legally alcohol is fine, marijuana’s not, alcohol kills and rots people people’s insides. You know what I mean? But it’s fully legal. Lank says evening. But they say, “Oh, yeah, but marijuana is bad cuz people abuse it.” Okay. Well, what about alcohol? People abuse alcohol. So, yeah, it it bugs to differ. How you doing, mate? You’re all right. Welcome in. Don’t get me People go, “Oh, there’s mental health issues with people doing.” Yes, there is. Because people abuse it. Just vanbo blank says fly. I love alcohol. It’s too good. It is good. I like a drink. Says if blank_ola but like if you drink alcohol, what does it actually fix? It doesn’t. Alcohol is pretty much poison. All right, don’t get me wrong. It’s good when you go out clubbing. Uh, each to their own, but yeah. Vanivbo blank says, “I have one or two on a normal night outside of our occasion or when clubbing.” Yes. Uh Yates says, “Legalize the lettuce. Farms would make a mint and keep them from having to sell their farms. government would end up with a massive cash injection from the tax. We all get Lamborghinis. Vote Lady for PM. Yeah, says Tik Tok. Everything’s through my uh everything’s through my website. So, yeah, go to my website and then click on the Tik Tok link at the top [Applause] and let me know if it works because if it doesn’t, it means I need to update it. Uh, right. We need some We need a bag. Are we going to put some in? Are we going to put it in a bag? I have a cupboard full of music like some people do. Last year I was I lived on a lot of chicken cuz that’s all I could get hold of. But I think them sausages must be cooked by now. They’ve been well steamed. Y says, “Can you imagine watching Platson’s cannabis farm on Prime? We might be able to understand.” Gerald, have you watched 83 says, “Oi.” Yeah. Look here, Cla. Look, what you reckon? Look at the length of that. Vanibbo Blank says, “I got these tinned foods from Tesco in my grocery delivery and they’re so good.” [Applause] Lady Clap 83 says, “Yep.” [Applause] [Laughter] Danny blank says, “Hey, Flare, welcome and love you.” Plasmus Sponges says, “Hi, Elsie.” says, “So at Lady Clair 83, Steam Post Office says, “At Lady Clare 83, you prefer them rolled out.” Lady Clare 83 says, “I don’t eat sausages. I suppose. Yeah, we can start the G We got is [Music] Bye. All in my tent. I got the oil in my tent. Oh my god, I’m throwing it everywhere. Where’s me uh where’s my scraper? Oh my god. Literally, I’m making such a mess. Bailey Dale says word now following on Tik Tok. Oh, thanks mate. Yeah, we’ll go live over in a bit and then uh Yates says Twitch is trying to block the signal so we can see that giant pork sword. [Music] Parting Martin 69 says long it’s difficult cuz I’ve got aluminium frying pan. So, the only way to clean it is to basically boil up water and let it simmer and let it clean all the burnt off. Farting Martin 69 says it looked a big sausage though. It’s pretty big. I’ve thrown it in the bag. I’ve still I want to cook it. I’ve got a burger to cook and some chicken things. So, I’m just going to cook it all up and then once it’s cooked, it’ll all be I can just eat it when I need to. But yeah, in the morning I could do sausage and eggs. Farting Martin 69 says, “I do that with my frying pan as well.” [ __ ] now I’ve got [ __ ] all over my glasses. [Music] I’ve put fat all over my glasses. It’s every cuz I spilled in the tent. It’s gone everywhere. Uh where’s my towel? See if I clean it off. That better [Music] is that back. Yeah. Steam requested. You have a good monologue. team office says yes. Cool. Hang on. I just need to uh I need to find somewhere I can throw this Oh god, I’ve just gone over there. I’m like ah disposable point and whatever else. [Music] Oh god. [Music] See if we can get out of here. Where’s my solar panel? Right. We put this wire here. This one out here. You connect that to that. That’s it. And then we’ve literally This is then switched on. Yeah. Look, even that’s lit up even though the sun’s going down. So, the solar panel, we have got power in here. Put that in my pocket. There we go. Uh just wondering what I can charge while we’ve got a little bit of power. Right, we got another sausage to cook. I can do that in the morning. We got this mint burger. I want this. I want a bit of this burger for dinner. Oh. Oh god, I can smell it a mile off. Minted lamb burger. This is going to be fatty. Right, let’s close the tent. This is going to stink the tent out. Says, “Heading off for the night. Take care. Have fun, folks.” Night, mate. Have a uh Have a good sleepies. Yeah, you can’t. The only thing with a pan is good. I don’t think there’s any way. an aluminium pan of uh what they call it when you season the pan. [Music] Cuz all the all the all the coating’s burnt off of it. Here we go. Right, let’s get that pushed up there like that. I can get my shoes out there then. Bit more room. The grass is quite long here. I’m actually starting to singe grass for dinner and like you can do says nice I could do like egg and sausage in the in Grill grass for salad. I’ve wanted to try nettle. It smells like sweaty armpits in here. Sam would go to me. Smells like [Music] right. Yeah. God, it just smells like a load of sweaty armpits. [Music] Yeah. Oh, it does smell good though. I’ve got my pickle. It’s got vegetables in that market says must have onion in it. Must have onion. I’ve got my sweet jar of sweet pickle is my uh my five a day [Music] while camping with flies. This is cooking up a feast. Yeah, the coating on the cuz the the pans are only thin, the coating burns off. How’s your fat sfish flies? It’s pretty good. I need to cook the other sausage though cuz I couldn’t get it all in the pan. What I normally do with sausage, I make sausage stew. Now you go say juicy hot sausage. So, cook your sausages, slice them up into little thingies, throw them in a saucepan, uh, add some water or just throw some veg. Make sure the vegetable water is not too salt. So, open your tin of vegetables, taste the water, it so get rid of water, fresh cuz what vegetables in the other saw and then I did a stock cube and it was too soy. So, make sure the vegetables aren’t the water’s not uh like in a brine. Then, uh what I make I’m glad they’ve got toilets here cuz I think How many hours are we hours? It was lovely. We got a host. Thank his name. Yeah. Thank you, mate. a couple of so long. Hi everyone. So on today’s in the workshop working on the bike or the tricycle or recumbent, there’s some detective stuff in one of the tires. This is the best bit. Take the other tire off. Yeah, signal just someone keeps saying uh right look who’s on. Let’s find a raid before the signal goes completely. Who we in a raid? Who we going to ride? Eh. Oh. Oh, here it comes. Uh, try and remember the person that I was watching earlier on Sarah, there’s me. Boxy Fresh Mitri. There was someone earlier on I was watching and she had two cameras. I can’t think who she was. She was on this morning on a racing bike and she’s got like a camera on her face and a camera where she’s going. I was blown away by her setup. Don’t if anyone can think who it was. Are we back again? Yeah. Uh, it’s not KPAL. No, it was this morning. So maybe they’re not live anymore. But I was just blown away by the setup or her setup. Yes. So, we got Sarah, Kuma, Guy finds GoPro. Hot day. Hot day in Brisbane. You got the 30 show. Day one GR Grand Grand Prix or something. I’m not sure what they’re doing. Stevie D. We haven’t raided [Music] the 30 show. Let’s raid them cuz I don’t think we we haven’t raided them, have we? So, hang on. Following. See what it comes up with first. DVD. I like to mix it up a bit. So, let’s raid these guys. Uh, and then I’m going to go over to Tik Tok. Copy. Right. Raid. Boom. Here we go. [Music] Much love everyone from Penrift to Alaska. Steam past office says S. Yeah. Uh everyone follow me on Twitch on YouTube. It’s working on one platform down. Yeah, Twitch is up.

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