LIVE ⚡ Solo Cycling Amsterdam to Berlin Day 2

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[Applause] See what happens. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [ __ ] I think I have to cut this route down. I think it’s too long. Unless I started it. Maybe I started it in the wrong spot. [ __ ] I did. Uh, what’s up? Good morning. Um, let me let me remake my route. My route’s messed up. Sorry, guys. I don’t know why. Let me pull over here. Give me a sec here. [Applause] Um, I don’t know why this is the wrong way, but we’re going to find out. routes. Okay. Start to finish. I might need to cut this down. This route is 200 miles. Maybe I’ll Done. Done. Save as. We’ll call it 2.1. Save as new. Okay. Now, let me pin this. It’s still uploading. [Applause] [Applause] Okay, let’s see if this fixes it. chat. Choose a route. I just loaded all the Germany roads last night. So maybe the Wahoo is trying to [Applause] uh I don’t Oh, there it goes. Okay, nice. We’re on it. Okay, cool. [Applause] [Applause] The other thing is my phone didn’t charge last night, which is kind of scary. I don’t know what the deal is with that, but it was on a charge and then it didn’t charge. So maybe there was water in the port still. If you missed yesterday, I was riding in the rain towards the end. There we go. Now I can see the route. My phone’s charging. All right. Um, no. There we go. All right. Greetings from Brazil. Okay. [Music] All right, Harry. See you, bro. So, it looks like we’re going to have mixed weather again today. rain and then some sun hopefully. Uh I’m going to I’m going to shoot for the same amount of mileage uh and hope to do more. Hopefully the rain won’t stop me this time. We did 152 miles, which was like 245 kilometers or something yesterday. Uh, right when I woke up, I the place I stayed had breakfast for free. So, they asked what time. I said 6:00 a.m. So, my alarm went off at 5:45 and uh [ __ ] alarm went off. I got up to get up and my legs were they weren’t dead, but they were definitely sore, you know, heavy. Is this thought I saw someone on the road behind me anyways? Yeah. So, I felt a little a little sore. My lower back is a little tight. Uh I did my best yesterday not uh trying to not try to push the pedals too hard, you know. did my best to kind of just keep it at a nice steady so I wouldn’t strain myself. That looks like a better bike path on that side. Oh well. Uh you don’t deal with leg cramps while riding if you uh drink enough water. have enough potassium and salt. That’s just about eating food. Eating the right food. Australia time. Nice. Yesterday’s speed was pretty good for 150 plus miles on a loaded bike. We kept our speed about 16 miles an hour average, which for me is really good. Very, very good. I was expecting more like 12 m hour average. Um, so we [ __ ] pretty much we we held down the Straa uh you know like Straa AI it said well done blah blah blah this is your longest ride and it’s your fastest pace in the last 30 days which is like all the whole bike tour basically so I had a faster pace and I rode the furthest I’ve ever ridden so I don’t know those are some good without having any real numbers Those are some real good numbers. You know what I mean? Feels good to do that and then wake up and not feel like your legs want to fall off or not move, you know? So, all that to say, all this riding down to uh Lisbon has really trained my body back into shape for these longer zone one, zone 2, all day on the bike type of, you know, riding, which is where I like to be. This is my preferred uh my preferred fitness on a bike is uh these longer endurance. I think it’s more satisfying than being fast for an hour and a half, 45 minutes. How do you keep your knees healthy? Ah, you got to listen to your body, man. That’s the only thing I could say. Don’t hammer the pedals too hard and you start to feel it. My knees feel, let’s just say, my knees feel like they need some lubrication, but they’re not in pain. They’re a little dry. Honestly, I could have had more water. I had two large German beers with dinner last night. I probably should have had two large German beers and four large waters, but I didn’t. So, I’ll be dealing with that today for sure. My body’s definitely dehydrated. I did not drink enough water yesterday, so I have to make up for it today while I’m on the bike. also dehydrating myself. But uh I think the important part is just listening to your body. You gota you got to know when you’re hurting yourself. Listen, everyone keeps asking about my plans in Berlin. I don’t have any plans. [Applause] No plans, brother. This is the plan right here. If I had plans, I probably wouldn’t tell you guys anyways. You’d have to find out. You guys act like I uh tell you everything I’m doing when I’m live streaming. Dude, let there be some secrets. Huh? Let me live my life, chat. Oh, it’s so much nicer to read the maps when I can see the roads now. [Music] You know, I got the roads on my map now. It’s not long. It’s no longer just a a dotted line with nothing else. I can see the roadways now. Yeah. Anyways, here we are in Germany apparently. land of terrible cell service. So, I do apologize about any streaming things that don’t happen. Well, it’s very bad here. Not a lot of cell towers in Germany. For some reason, they decided against it. But I thought T-Mobile was big in Germany. I thought T-Mobile was like a big German company. I guess not. What do I know? Was this an R32? No, it’s just a Gulf TDI. Thought this was an R32. Must have broken down. They just going to park it right there. Get it off the road, man. Get it off the road. I already had breakfast. So there I had breakfast yesterday. I had no coffee all day. Today I started with two coffees. Two coffee, scrambled eggs, a fried egg, a hard-boiled egg, a piece of toast. like white German bread and then a piece of toast like some [ __ ] crazy ass brown thick seated bread. Bunch of uh shuder cheeses. I guess I got to cross the street. What the [ __ ] is this, bro? is [ __ ] Oh, it’s telling me to go over there. Oh, that is the road. So smart. Just got to zoom in on the map. I did see these when I was making the route and I was like, why does it want me to get off the main road just to go on the small road to go back on the main road? I guess cuz there’s absolutely nowhere to ride. These German houses, dude, these buildings. Look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] sick. The the wood with the brake side inside these like really steep roofs. Good. Farmer about to take his take his tractor out. Rip it. Why are you so hot, bro? What’s up, Jacob? You’re about to go to bed. What? Don’t go to bed, dude. I just started streaming, man. What the [ __ ] Ah, this. See, this is a nice road here. I like this. We have it to ourselves. I think it’s just going to put us right back on that highway road, but whatever. So, we do have some cell towers right there. see him through the trees. It’s weird though. Yesterday, even though we were riding right by a cell tower, I could see like that. All of the Sims were like not having it. They were not having it, dude. Right now, it seems like it’s going strong, though, so that’s cool. But yesterday, it was like, nah, son. Not today, buster. Seems to be okay. Yeah, I’m still out here, baby. So, we’re trying to get to Berlin in 3 days. That’s the goal. Uh yesterday, I felt like I could have done 200 plus miles. I’ve never done that much. I’ve never done 150 before, but my legs I just felt good, but then the rain came and uh when it’s raining on my phone screen, I can’t read like the chat f like the rain. I have a lock button on there and it locks the chat, but somehow the rain unlocks the chat. It pushes the same button twice. It’s real annoying. So, uh, yeah, I didn’t I I stopped streaming and I just called it. If you were here last night, it was right around the vending machine spot. I got a uh car or I got a hotel. I love these little like old bus stop shelters from like way back when. They’re still up. They’re defunct now. like no one uses them, but every single one is spray painted so far in this area. Kind of cool. Yeah, I’m looking for another 150 today, but yesterday I was trying to do like I just felt like I can do way more. Let’s see how this feels. This position. Oh yeah, I’m good. Yeah, this feels great. Okay, I was wondering about this position on the bike cuz I was in this for majority of the time yesterday. That’s a cool [ __ ] building. See, I just don’t see these German houses like never been never been to Germany. It’s cool to see these just the architecture is so different. Especially up here, right over here. How often do I ride 100 plus miles? Uh, not very often. In the summer, like maybe on bike tour, a couple times. Couple times a tour for fun. Uh, when I’m on a regular bike, it’s not that often. It’s only a couple times a year. That’s the thing. Like it’s kind of like uh how marathon runners do it. Like they don’t run a marathon all the time. They run like what is it like 16 or 18 miles. [Music] They build up to it and they don’t pass that and then they run a marathon. So, like you can go much further than your regular ride, you know? But maybe I should start riding more 100 mile days. I also ride a lot of dirt at home, so it’s a lot slower and uh it’s hard to get out with a crew this early in the morning like this, you know. It’s easy when you’re by yourself. You only have yourself to account for. You only have yourself to like make sure you’re up. But when there’s multiple people or you’re meeting people somewhere, people are always late, you know, or they don’t wake up and you’re like, “Bro, why’d you say you’re coming? You always flake. That’s why I don’t hit you up. Your stupid ass excuse that you were out at the bar last night. That’s not an excuse. Don’t tell me you’re going to go ride and then go out to the bar all night. You got to pick one, dude. When you start getting older, you can’t you can’t drink all night and then go on a long ride. It just doesn’t work like that, man. Just doesn’t work. I got to take this jacket off already. I’m already getting warm. It’s hard to say though cuz the [ __ ] clouds look like it’s going to rain. What’s up, Pier? [Music] I can go for some more sugar and caffeine. I think I’m a little sleepy. The coffee this morning wasn’t the greatest, but it was coffee. It also helped me go number two right away. Actually, I used the bathroom before I had coffee, so maybe it’ll go again. Last night’s dinner was incredible. I had uh I had a cheeseburger and it had bacon on it. I had no idea. And then uh I had snitle with fries which is just like it was chicken snitchel snitchel. So it’s like kind of like it was definitely homemade. It was like ground up chicken and then it was battered and fried, you know, pan fried. You never had snitchell. Give me both. Lady, don’t [ __ ] around. I’m hungry. Don’t [ __ ] with my emotions, lady. I’m [ __ ] hungry, man. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] I don’t have flip flops on, bro. Flip flops, bro. Tony, bedrocks are not flip flops. You know why flip flops have their name flip flops? Bro, come on. Cuz they flip and flop because your heel is open on the back. When you walk, your heel comes off. The bottom of the sandal comes up and smacks your heel. These have these are attached to my feet, bro. And yes, I wear bedrocks. These are the only shoes I have on this in Europe for the bike. Why would I bring anything else? Tell me why. Tony, with your flip-flop comment, let’s get it straight here, bro. Let’s get some [ __ ] straight here. It’s a vape. I am not using GoPro. No. Why doesn’t matter? Huh? Camera talk. Whatever, dude. Whatever, bro. You got to get a pair. Come on, Tony. Heat. Heat. Frank, get that [ __ ] out of here, bro. We don’t talk about that. Bring it up again and you will be muted/banned. No politics. [ __ ] out of here. We’re riding our bike. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Heat. Heat. Sir, these are flat pedals. No one’s clipped in, bro. Flat pedals for the win. No clips. [Applause] No clips. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Peston pesto von pasta. Thank you, bro, for the sub. What we got going on down there? Nothing. Raas restate. Rest. Is that how you say restaurant in German? Rest. Rest. Rest. How do I get out of here? There’s a Mickey De’s chat. A Mickey De’s Heat. Heat. Brother, I can’t answer that question about Portugal and Germany. Bro, I only spent a couple days in Portugal and this is only my second day in Germany. How am I supposed to answer that? How? I can’t answer that. I don’t know what it’s like in the winter, the summer, the fall, the spring. At night, during the day, it’s an unfair question to ask, bro. You need to have time to experience a place before you make up your mind and you give your opinion on something, you know. Come to the Balkans. What’s up, Mikey? This feels better on the Twitch stream. Okay. What are you doing on YouTube, bro? Come on over to Twitch. So, yesterday my stream on YouTube was demon, not demonetized, but not monetized at all. Pretty [ __ ] up, if you ask me. So, those of you who did request songs and throw some donuts at me from YouTube, I appreciate that. For some reason, the stream played ad free, so I made zero revenue. I was pretty upset about that. No, it’s not that big of a deal. But sometimes it’s so hard to set up a live stream from the phone. It’s really hard. It’s annoyingly hard. YouTube needs to fix it. You can set up a live stream from the mobile app, but you can only stream from your mobile device. You can’t change it. You can’t schedule it from your phone to stream from a computer cuz that’s technically what I’m doing. I’m streaming from a desktop computer, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah. Heat. Yeah. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Why must [Applause] leave this way? I shown us a better way. So why fight each other with your love for your brother? [Music] [Music] That’s better. I need to We I let it be true. I never stand in the way of sinners or sitting in the seat of the stor. Lord delight in the way that the unis flow by the river of water bringeth season. Nor shall he leave with nor shall he not nor shall he spit by the son of the day nor shall he be spit by the moon of the night. for prosperous in the way that he goes. In the way of our Lord cross, [Music] what’s up, Willy Bully? It’s a little drier right now. It’s supposed to rain more. Somebody uh Jacob Taco asked about visas with an American passport in Europe. No, if you’re not familiar with Europe, Europe, the EU, it operates as one country pretty much kind of like the only way I can compare it is compare it to how the United States is set up. When you get into Europe, you’re in Europe. So, you can go to any of the European countries without there’s no passport checks, no visas, nothing. Once you get into Europe, you’re inside Europe. So, whatever countries are inside Europe, you can go. Just like in the US, when you get to the US, say you land in New York, but you want to go to Texas, you’re already in the US, so you’re free to just go to Texas. Same thing. Oh yeah, the food was great. The room was great. Honestly, I don’t need much for this type of thing. I just need a place to sleep that’s honestly it’s too warm. I need a place that’s like has a place for me to lay, you know, where a bug won’t crawl in my mouth or a mosquito won’t bite me. It’s dry with some kind of a sheet. And uh yeah, a warm shower is nice after riding around when the ground’s like this all day cuz my legs are filthy at the end of these days. Um, it’s all I need. I don’t even need the hotel to have food really. Last night was a bonus. The restaurant was open. No, I don’t pre-book spots. I don’t like to give I don’t like to lock myself into a schedule. I think it’s a bad thing to do when you’re on bike tour cuz you never know what could happen. It’s not like you’re just in a car. Like in a car you can kind of pre-book a day or two, three ahead, but on a bike so much could happen. Thank you guys for the subs. Good morning everyone. We’re on a chill pace today. A little slower than yesterday’s as I wake up here. [Music] No worries. Banan bojon. Banan ban banan bojan bojan. Did I sniff the tobacco? Yeah. It’s [ __ ] gnarly. I don’t know, bro. I don’t I don’t have an average mileage a day cuz I don’t ride my bike every day. Yesterday we did 150 miles. today. Who knows? [Applause] We’re shooting for 150 today. I’d like to surpass that though. If we can pass 250, that’d be great. But it’s weather depending. It’s this rain that’s makes it kind of difficult. It’s more about the live stream. With the rain, it makes it difficult. I have sensitive electronics with me and it’s hard to do this in the rain. It seems like I should put my jacket back on. It’s I think it’s going to be one of those days where I put it on, take it off, put it on, take it off. It seems like Let’s see. I’ll I’ll let it go for maybe another five. You’re a mountain biker. Don’t put yourself in a bubble like that. What does that mean? You’re calling You’re calling yourself a mountain biker cuz you ride mountain bikes. I ride mountain bikes. You just like to ride bikes, that’s all. And you only have a mountain bike right now. That’s all that means. Charlie, thank you. Sleepy. Thanks, bro. Welcome. is worthless to see. Yes. Bicycle enjoyer. Legs feel good, brother. [Applause] Tomorrow, tomorrow comes today. Stay. I want it all. [Music] Oh, the front page was dope. Mikey uh 3.4,000 viewers on Twitch at one time. It was cool. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] No, I don’t use shammy cream, bro. I’m not I don’t say that cuz I’m trying to be tough. I just don’t use it. I have used it. I’m just not using it right now. Oh, here comes the train. Train content chat. Here we go. And weed whacker content at the same time. Can you believe it? A train and a weed whacker in one spot. No [ __ ] way. Can you believe it? train. If it comes down to it, we’re putting our bike on a train, chat. That’s it. This truck has a neon cross in the window windshield. Dude, look at this thing. Oh. Oh, a little flash. I like that. Hey, brother. Oh, gas station. Gas station chat. We can get some caffeine. Is there an Aldi over here? It’s a small one. Maybe there’s something further. [Music] Tomorrow comes today. Hell yeah. Open on both tabs. Love to hear it, bro. Am I going to cross this street? This is the gas station I want. This car’s trying to go left. This is the one that’s got the goods in it. Our shop. We’re going to get some uh caffeine, some sugar. Damn it. It’s traffic, bro. Turn. Hurry up. Trying to go there. Let’s go with the traffic, bro. I just had a breakfast, like a big breakfast, so I don’t need like breakfast food. I just need some All the bottles have deposits to them. Oh, okay. Well, I can’t I don’t know what to do with the can afterwards. I’ve been giving them out. I’ve just been putting them in the can. I go back and they give me €8. [Applause] All right, let’s see if this will work. [Applause] Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Heat. Heat. So, you’re saying if I if I pour these drinks. [Applause] If I pour these drinks in my um bottle right now, I can go back in there and she’ll give me she’ll give me money. [Applause] How much money? How much money? [Applause] How much money would I get? So, I’d get half like 50. See, I don’t know if it’s worth it. I like the idea. I just don’t know if it’s worth it for me carrying a bunch of euros around with a twitch sub. Isn’t that right? So, maybe I should hold on to it cuz it’s about the same as a subtle twitch. I like that. We already stopped. We already stopped in uh we’ve only done like 10 miles I think. 12. We’ve done 12 miles. Okay. Not too bad. [Applause] entire groups. Put it next to the vin. Okay. I also have uh I have something I want to show you. Look at this. This mirror looks crazy, doesn’t it? Doesn’t the mirror look crazy? I think it looks crazy. I don’t know. Yeah. [Applause] I just got the vampire ones, the vampire hairs. And it’s [ __ ] black licorice. It’s not my favorite. I’ll tell you that much. I don’t mind black licorice, but I don’t know. What mic? I’m using the camera mic. Oh, you see that [ __ ] The go juice. The go juice fits perfectly in Germany in the bottle. Look it. Look at that. Perfect fit. One Powerade, one yellow Red Bull. Perfect fit in the bottle. out. Is there a bin? There’s no bin out here, chat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] at the driver. Let’s go. You won’t place the Mars Volta after this. Dare you. [Music] [Music] Yeah, they have plans for him. It’s fun the last of the pimps. Polyester satin nail jewelry lips while the guillotine just laughed again. And the paramedics fell into the wound like a rehired scab at a bareheaded plant. An anesthetic penis beneath the hail of contraution. [Music] I wish you well. They defected and been excommunicated and all impulses were subverted and they made sure that the orbituary showed pictures of smoke stacks on the corpse ashes section of a section a semi-automatic colony and a silencing that still watch the streets dancing on the corpse’s ashes with the company of wolves with a stretcher made of cobblestone curfews and the perform customs quite Oh, heat, heat. Heat. Heat. This is the most busted ass [ __ ] Intermedi. with the walking top down and their shoes like their floor on the corpse is ashes. Yeah, they have plans for him. It’s for the last of the polyester sail join while the guillotine just left again. Wish you wish you were wishing. Wish you well. Wish you well. Wish you well. You guys like know that I like the at the drive-in, bro. Oh my god. I have to cross the [ __ ] street now. Oh, this is so annoying. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat up All right. That was nice of that car. 5 hour train ride to snipe me. Bro, you got to ride your bike. Just start pedaling, dude. Heat. Heat. Age of consent, take what Heat up here. [Music] Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Ah, I hate these. Bike lanes suck, bro. God damn it. This is so we’re going to stop ter. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] all the Easter tickets in the sea. This is what the world is for. They can be electricity. You can feel it in your mind. all the time the world. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Yeah, it’s way better to ride with the cars hustle. Yes, way better. I’d rather there not be this path and I’d rather ride in the road. Yes, that is better. If you understand flow on a bike, you would know stopping and going on a bike is extremely difficult and straining. You want to keep your momentum, especially when you’re going like 35, 40 km an hour and then you have to stop because you have to cross a busy highway. I’d rather just be in the highway. Yes. Yes, Hessle. Yes. Don’t be offended. You must be from Germany. No one’s We’re not talking bad about your country. It’s just frustrating bike infrastructure. I’d rather there not be any. It’s just poorly designed. Just don’t design any at all. Let us ride with the cars. Ride with the cars or that big semi truck. It’s not bad when it’s like this. It’s just annoying when you have to switch sides over and over, especially on a downhill. What a terrible place to put a switch. [Music] My mother said you suck my [ __ ] when you came out. Don’t ever draw back. I can’t snatch it back. I’m just a kid with a sny nose. My house w around and I ain’t dealing with no minimum wage. I ra can’t send for nickels these days. pulling the chrome out and you acting like pulling the chrome out the sound of grandma’s house. It’s all love. That’s all. It’s all good. It’s lost my first place. Remember every detail of my first kiss. I sat rock the whole time. Even drinking the cold water straight from the corner and that corner and it’s going to cost [Music] Well said. Well said. Straight out of the test. Inhale the wisdom and vision and edit descriptions. I’m a mega spiritualism. Paint a picture full of spiritual ser to a physical ligament trigger city limits limited with no money going through crazy and rocking the bubble trouble in the lucy hopping comics and water. All of us can do shers with you for now maneuvers caught up in trouble with co shooter more of us thinking booty really don’t give a [ __ ] about a movie sipping losing my screw up loser spraying graffiti out loser loser loser Yeah. Yeah. Annoying as [ __ ] Heat. Heat. What’s up, heart pumper? [Music] There’s something. [Music] What is this now? Fast air. I got to take my jacket off again, chat. [ __ ] hell. Off and on. Off and on. Off and on. Up and on. Up and on. Up and on. [Music] Hey mama. Yeah. [Music] Heat up here. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Everything was good. Heart bumper. Everything was good. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] Heat. Heat. Ah, still more jumps. I don’t even remember who you are, bro. Don’t give yourself that much credit. What are you talking about? You’re giving yourself way too much credit. I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Oh, we got headwind. What the [ __ ] Look at those clouds over there. Not looking so good. Purple skies. Sun’s out though. Let’s go, baby. Good morning, Bill. You were drinking the chat there too many times. Oh, okay. Okay. I like this song. 1996 [ __ ] was raining. Trs were cutting through the mist. I’m in the kitchen like a good kid. Like a good kid. Grandad had some quarters for my project. Ever since I had an artist audience, I swear to God that I would body [ __ ] Life is too short for modesty. I was telling myself upon that balcony. My legs would do the bars. Steady swing until the splinters came. I’m aiming for the top. Whatever I’m driving, mom, even the mockups are high. This [ __ ] is better than friendship. They never understand when I begin [ __ ] I walk the lowest [ __ ] It’s clicking like this of little kids when they get it in. But I don’t need to play pretend when I play the win. Words. These words are everything. Or maybe these words are just my only thing. All right, that was 2006 till I died and I was living off his gift. I just donuts in the borders on the corner in La Habra. I was over in the hybrations were gods. I wrote my phone so I could stay in my zone thinking why go to church if I don’t go in my home. Baby, I like because I’m feeling proud of my bones. And when I exercise a demon, I’m not thinking of those. It’s 2010. I got some souls and I’m finally making friends. I’m on the cusp of something big and I can feel it. Everything has been building up to this moment. I can feel it. I’m just an aphid in the crib speaking nature. The whole city working everything. These words are everything. Maybe words are just my only thing 2016. I spent the last two years [ __ ] up big dreams. You never know what you want until you get it. The future ain’t set. Sometimes it’s the little things winning over these checks. I had a chance to sell out and I told them about how words are everything much bigger than gold clouds. If I’m a shell of a man, my words are empty. Bringing through the halls of my bones for near century. Don’t lecture me. I see that selling soul get better things. And maybe it’s just fear that’s keeping me from better scenes. But I’m here one piece and uncle and the beast. When they hit play, they know that I’m a feast. Rest in peace. Married to the game, but it’s complicated. I know just how it works. If I was smart, I get hella cake. Like if I threw a hook upon this beat and get hella plays. If I just said yes to all these fools, I get hella paid. If only I could keep my mouth shut. No enemies. But I don’t see the point in knowing truth and I set it free. I can’t vote. Express myself then play the game. You just can’t handle what I say, then don’t say my name. Keep it out your mouth like a foot. Rappers babble like a young adult book. Look, my triocal looks could kill some dumb crooks. Burn a skull cook. If I come out retirement, I got them all shook. Let me shake them then. Paperless. Stirring up emotions with my paper pen. If you getting this for free, what you pay for them? Word to friends and them. Word to everything. But when I die, I know my words will be my only thing. Germany loves McDonald’s. Germany loves McDonald’s. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] This one town has a cell tower. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Woo! Heat! [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Oh yeah. Oh. Uh-huh. Savage. My life, man. Okay. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. It’s like I’m missing your touch. All alone in his zone. Steady puffing my touch. Little [ __ ] in the city with the guns. It’s a must. Cuz every time a [ __ ] front too much to love me, seize me, rub me, please me. The ill not the greasy. Come on, take it easy. For real, y’all believe me. I can’t understand how she hold a [ __ ] hard and how God created Adam through the smallest. But the queen’s wonder. It don’t belong to no man. Your brothers know my protocol. I got love for my daddy, but I don’t [ __ ] with dogs. Nah, my heart colder than the south pole. Close your mouth but get hit up by the challenge outlaws. Yeah, this country got in a breath. Don’t ask why [ __ ] This is the life that we laid upon. Saladity is way beyond. Stuck between the struggle. I hit beef with my baby on hand up in court trying to raise my sons. They don’t understand. They think I’m wilding out like I hit the stage for crumbs. [ __ ] got to get the dope. See these cells are struggling so we got to hit the road. 30 minutes 30 days away from home. They really know that I can understand so I can understand the children make it hard for you to keep it sane. So please believe I’m sorry when I’m flipping. Call you by your name. Ain’t the way that I was raised. My mama raised me better. It’s even without kept the family together. Yeah, that’s why I’m missing your touch. All alone in the zone stay up in my touch. Oh, when it rains it and oh it This time we are [Music] a world of show. Come rain come to show us when I leave out the door. I got you. I’ll have my Sup Charlie. Even on the darkest day you I go away. You the longest time. You said you so crazy. You said so. You said so. Woo! What’s up, Remy? me told that I see open up my eyes. Help me clear my mind. Shine your light on me. Shine so I can see my guiding light. Please put your light on me. Oh my god. Oh, thank you, M. I’ll check it out. Oh [ __ ] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. This was it, buddy. You walk away from your bridge. You want to come in here with me like the name I know from history rocket. Here we go. tribute. Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here was hitchhiking down some road. All of a sudden, there shines a shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said, “Play the best song in the world or I’ll eat yourself.” For me and Kyle, we looked at each other and we each said, Okay. And we played the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be the best song in the world. It was the best song in the world. I told you I would skip that song if you played it. I [ __ ] warned you, Charlie. Right. Why? Because yo, I never ever called and asked you to play something. Yeah, I [ __ ] warned you, Charlie. Again, again, [ __ ] hate that song. Smoke like I’m going to block that song like that. Sorry. I’ll play another song for you. I’m sorry. That was rude. I did mention I went to skip that song. It’s like the next metal going to make the crowd go wild. Sit back, relax, won’t smile. Got it going on, pal. Call me the rap assassinator. like I like the bike just turnip I’ll get you a song over come fully packed with the fat snack. Shame on you when you step through the old dirty bastard straight from the zoo and I’ll be jamming. Come to my sense up your head the t straight up and down and can you slam the let me get fooled on the man the old dirty bastard is dirty and they sing not long this rock took me ejected styles from my le weapon my rocks from here to Oregon at you like a cycle flashback I love cats was a gun you wouldn’t bust back. I’ve always seen all types of shapes and sounds and where my lounge my across the water to go to props all around the border. Get like a shooting star with you. See that you’re a man like twice when I speak the gospel soul with the hold then attack the globe with the ruckus style the ruckus 10 times 10 make m like you around the mountain when I come crazy for the rap my plan like black unemployment yeah another one dare took a genius take us the war was too sling But he’s going to kill a label head since a single like champ under the table. That’s what you get. What I invent your empire calls and you lose every trying to call a scrub. Now that is just as bright as a 20 light bulb and I rock a deep pocket. This goes on some companies with just scared to death. the wall a mountain climb over plays an electric guitar but you don’t know the meaning of dope voice rap that’s cleaner than a soap and I’m the dirtiest thing in sight matter of fact bring up the girls and let’s have a fight [Music] Heat. Heat. Yeah. Made a promise to my mama that I bless her with some grand. I’m getting dollars. I’m just doing what I got to get a man all day. I’m a god. Get a whole squad a job. Get them all paid. Came a long way from all state here. Now we all American. We all American. Show your grandkids to a temple ship. I still This is heat. I got to take care of it. Got to let it go. Made a promise to my mama that I bless her with some grand kids. She spoil them until I’m getting dollars. I’m just doing what I got a man and it’s all day. I’m a god. Get a whole squad. We got all paid. Came a long way from all state. Yeah. Now we all American. We all American. Sh. I had a dream. I get this money. Heat. Heat. My life chang. All right, Willy. Bully. See you, bro. Yeah. Back when I first made a Yeah. Back when I first made a honey. Yeah. Yeah. Back when I first made a honey. Thought I was a [ __ ] When I first made 100, thought I was When I first made 100, couldn’t tell me nothing. When I first made 100 made, okay, back then they used to call me little, but now I’m riding something clean in a co armadillo. Haven’t got the memo saying I’m a [ __ ] though. Trying to make it complicated when the [ __ ] is simple. Tell me what you want to be, what your dreams is. 100 in my jeans. I’m a genius every day. So my save me please and get schooled homie change. I’m a blood. I keep a freak even when she underwater. She can deep throw. I made a bill before I pay the bill. Got fools worry about a wave. I’m a Navy Seal. Come with me. I can make it like for real. Always had a dream stunting. It ain’t nothing unless you running [ __ ] Just a young [ __ ] with a plan. Thought I was a man when I first made 100 grand. Thought I was a [ __ ] [ __ ] When I first made 100 grand. Thought I was a king. When I first made 100. Couldn’t tell me nothing. When I’m first made money. Thanks, Max. That song was pretty good. Never heard it before. Little bit of a hill slowing me down here. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Let’s hear some Mars Bolta. Dude, I don’t think it ever played earlier. Yuri, dude, you missed the trip. I shouldn’t have to tell you anything about the trip. You should know. You should be here watching, bro. We’re riding your bike, maybe. I don’t know. Yuri, what are you doing? Heat. [Applause] Heat. What up, dude? What’s up? How y’all doing? Good. How are you? What’s up, man? You guys want some beers, dude? Yeah. The stream’s not active right now. There’s Yeah, it’s busted. Wait, you’re not a beard, Jeff. What? Where did you come from? I I work in the little highlands. So, like this whole region you’ve been riding Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat up here. Thank you. Brick. What the [ __ ] A brick grassy wet descent. Okay. This is cool. I like this. What the [ __ ] Be careful though. Slow down. It looks a little mossy, which is slippery. Interesting choice in there, bro. Just throw brick. Very interesting, chat. We still have a headwind, which is strange. We’re not supposed to have a headwind today. It’s mild, but we should be blowing the other direction. Maybe soon it’ll change. I don’t know. This weather has definitely changed the way the wind is blowing. It’s definitely uh more of a frontal wind than yesterday. We’re still making good time regardless. I think we’re Yeah, 27 mi. [Applause] It’s 9:30. It’s not bad considering we had one stop already. So, we probably don’t need to stop until lunch now. It’ll be a short lunch. Thank you for that song request. Hey, let’s go. [Music] Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. I love this part. Yeah. Heat. Oh, heat, heat. Heat up here. Durian rider. I don’t know. He seems like he’s a wild boy. No idea. Seems very clickbait. He’s just an older dude. Still trying to make money online. Not knocking the hustle. I’m not 100% with this veganism. Yeah. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Ah, you picked up a Santa Cruz Heckler. Dope, bro. Yeah, mountain biking is the best, dude. It’s so fun. [Music] It is the best. All right, time for a hand position change 800. And that’s Jeep, bro. So you started with track bikes and then you got a mountain bike straight away. This is my I’ll I’ll give you my uh my bike my bike tree. I’ll give you my bike tree and how I progressed to different types of riding. I used to race BMX and then uh riding BMX. I used to race in the ABA and then I broke my wrist and like knocked myself unconscious. I had to go to the hospital cuz I was like completely KO’ed and an ambulance had to pick me up. And then uh I tried to go to practice the following Wednesday. That was on a Sunday and I tried to go back on a Wednesday and yeah that was not happening. They were like what are you doing? You have a cast on your arm, you dumb little kid. So, my friend had a skateboard in his trunk. And let me try. I never skated before. He just let me try to skate. So, there I was with a skateboard trying to learn how to skate. And then that that was it. I never put the skateboard away. I was just skating and skating. So, I skated for I don’t know like 12 years straight. 11 years. 11 12 years. Like when I say skate, I mean like that’s all I did was like skate hard all the time, all day, all night. skateboarding. There was a point when I was in high school where I kind of corny to talk about it now, but I think anyone who does something when they’re young, they’re like, “Oh, I can make this for real and get sponsored.” There was a point where my progression and my uh I just felt like I had it. I had something You know, there were just days where I just like anything I would try, I can just do it just like and those days started to come more and more often. You know what I mean? Some everyone has a good day every once in a while. But those days started to happen like two, three days in a row, four days in a row and I was just good getting really consistent. Anyways, started talking about skateboarding. I’m talking about bikes. Uh skated for a long time. Then when I was in college, I went to college later in life, like 6 years out from high school. Then I went to college uh in San Francisco. So started I was still skating a lot, but not as much cuz I had a job and school. Well, I hurt my knee skateboarding in San Francisco. Like I It was something simple. It was like a crack in the ground at Third Army and I fell on my knee. Super weird. And uh it was almost like I tore a ligament or something on my knee cuz I couldn’t flick my foot like this. So, I I lost all my flip tricks and I couldn’t like it just really hurt to like flick and so uh I still skated. I would just skate switch a lot. I would just push around switch and skate switch. It wouldn’t hurt that way. Pretty stupid. Anyways, uh but when I was like hurt, I had a friend that lived next to me and I had bikes. I already had bikes still. I had a uh there’s a 24-in Haro cruiser class like BMX that I had bought to ride it to the skate park instead of driving. Um so I’d still ride bikes, BMX bikes really, that was it. And I still had my racing bike, but I never rode VMX like you probably think, like street VMX with pegs and stuff. That was not really a thing for me or my area. I just wasn’t a I didn’t know anything about it. I I rode the dirt. I rode dirt jumps and I rode like like we raced. That’s what we did. We didn’t like grind and jump downstairs. We just didn’t I don’t know. wasn’t really a thing. So, my relationship to like street stuff, I’m more skateboard forward. Like, I would I understand why people don’t like the old the old beef between BMX and skaters and rollerbladers. I understand why people were mad at BMXers because they were just destroying ledges. They were just like slamming on them really hard with these heavy bikes, not being like lightfooted with it. Anyways, my friend in college had the MASH DVD, the first one, the one that came out in 2005. that Mash DVD, not the Mash you guys probably think of, the second Mash. We’re talking about the OG one and it was filmed like a skate video. And to this day, it’s still, you know, it’s dated, but it’s [ __ ] cool as hell. The way that it’s filmed, films, feels like a [ __ ] skate video. And uh it immediately drew me into track bikes. All I did was watch the first part. Like not even I didn’t even get through. It was like Andy’s part M83, the song, the band, and [ __ ] so sick the way that it’s cut to it. Anyways, got a got a uh got a conversion. I found an old Schwin ched out at a thrift store where my mom lives for 10 bucks. Got it for $10. I stripped it down, cleaned it up, of course. I bought like a [ __ ] wheel for it, a back wheel. Made it a conversion. It was sick. All ched out, heavy. all steel and alloy, but it was a conversion fixed gear. And uh I had I don’t know. I had fun on that bike. Hey bus. Hey bus. Hey bus. Okay. Uh all right. And then uh that conversion led me to buy an IRO. So then I got into fixed gears, right? But when I was riding the fixed gears and track bikes, I never rode like distance. Like I never rode like I I was into it I was into it to like bomb hills and like do tricks. Like I learned how to ride it in circles. that I learned how to ride. I could ride the a fixed gear backwards straight in straight back line backwards line. And then uh and I learned 180s like jump and turn 180 in the air on a fixed gear before I knew how to do it on a BMX cuz remember I didn’t we didn’t do [ __ ] like that on BMX bikes. So I learned tricks on fixed gear first which is [ __ ] weird. uh half caps, full cabs, everything on a fixed gear. Uh anyways, uh so I never actually felt like well I didn’t feel this way but looking back like I don’t like the like the term cyclist. I do say it just like a bike, like someone that can ride like rides, you know? I didn’t actually start riding like a cyclist until I got a road bike. Then I actually started like going on rides. Like my longest ride before that was like maybe maybe 40 miles, you know, on a fixed gear. I didn’t know what the [ __ ] I was doing. You know what I mean? Like I had no clue. I was just doing tricks. So I would just hang out and do tricks and like ride around the city in bomb hills, but I was never doing miles or distance or climbing or any of that. I mean, you had to climb when living in SF. That was part of it. Anyways, I got a road bike. I uh did a photo job for somebody who’s in the scene in the cycling scene. He’s a photographer. I assisted him and when it came time to pay me, he was I was in his garage and he was like I was like, “What the [ __ ] is that?” And it was like a weird colored spray painted bike. Oh. He’s like, “Oh, that’s a Chinelli Vigerelli.” He’s like, “Do you want it? I’ll just give you that instead of paying you.” And I was like, “For real?” And he’s like, “Yeah.” I was like, “Fucking deal, dude. I’ll take that instead of getting paid.” So, I took this Vigorelli and I built it up and I rode it for like a month and then somebody was like, “Yo, I’ll trade you that Vigorelli. I have a titanium Greg Lemon complete like 90 I think it was like a 94. So like old old components, old stuff on it and uh I traded it up and then my friends at the bike shop had some like like bins, part bins like laying around, you know, just used parts that were newer that were used. So they put the new stuff on for me and kind of upgraded it a little bit. And then I had that bike and that was my that titanium Greg Lemon was my first bike that I was riding. And that was that was a long time ago now, but it wasn’t that long ago considering I want to say I had that I got that Greg Lemon in like uh 20 maybe 2012 or 2013 and I rode it for like uh maybe like a here. I was riding it a lot. I still wasn’t wearing spandex completely yet, like like bike kits and [ __ ] It was just expensive. You know what I mean? Shit’s expensive. Just buy used and like try things out for yourself. That’s kind of like where where I form my best opinions. I don’t like taking someone else’s word for something on a type of bike or what they should do or what wheel size, what tires you should ride, should I wax my chain, all these dumb little things that really don’t matter. Just go out there and ride and try it for yourself. See if you like it. If you like it, cool, do it. If you don’t, then don’t. or if you try something you don’t like it then stop doing it you know. So anyways I rode that great lawn in San Francisco and my road rides started getting longer and longer to a to a point where I would start combining multiple rides together. Um ah glasses are getting all rained on. Hold on. So like what what normally would be like a 50 milei ride with like 3500 ft of climbing. I started combining multiple rides and then it would be like 75 mile ride with 7,000 feet of climbing and like you know like just started to find little road routes on my own. I also rode alone a lot. Road rides I would literally wake up in the morning. This is I was just hooked on it. So I didn’t want to depend on anybody to hit them up and be like you want to do a road ride. I would ride with people, but most of my rides were alone in the morning. And I would go without coffee or food, and I try to make it like 30 miles, and then that was my treat. Like I stopped for coffee and food after like a 30 mile push, you know. And then uh riding that road bike around, I kind of explored all the roads and then I was introduced to the headlands. because you’re always riding next to the headlands all the time. There’s just these like dirt trails. And if you watch my YouTube videos or my San Francisco live streams, you know what I’m talking about. Uh these these this area is just like an an epic area to ride in my opinion. And the cool thing about it is it sits in between San Francisco and all the really good road riding right just north of San Francisco. So like when if you want you can ride a [ __ ] you can ride the you can ride the dirt, right? Or you can ride the road and then you can jump on the dirt and then you can jump back on the road. You can ride like dirt for like 60 miles almost and then be like, you know what, I’m going to take the road back or I’m going to do this road descent instead or I’m going to climb the road up and do the dirt descent. You know, like it’s just an amazing area for for for [ __ ] just riding your bike in all terrains. It’s [ __ ] great. So I started riding this 93 94 Greg Lemon on steeper and steeper and sketchier and sketchier trails in the headlands. Uh until like complete like this bike took the smallest tires. It fit at the time everyone was running 23s and 25s on the road bikes. So, I’m riding 23s or 25s down really rocky [ __ ] And uh I finally noticed that I broke my Greg Lemon. I snapped the frame. I broke the the seat stays on it. And it was a sad day for me. I was sad about it. But luckily, my local bike shop My local bike shop was uh already had a they had something sitting around in the back. They had a giant TCR from 2011 carbon like complete race bike. You can only fit 25s on it. The tire clearance was super tight. And yeah, they [ __ ] took all the parts from the great lemon and threw it on there. And I’m forever grateful for it. They gave it to me for free. The only stipulation was we had to file off the um the serial serial number from the frame because it was a warranty. And I had to give them the Greg Lemon so they can hang it up in the shop cuz it’s a cool bike. It was like a the Greg Lammon was like a blue in the front with yellow Gleammon riding and then it went to it went to tie in the back but it wasn’t like the color of tie. It was like a It was like a dark I don’t know, maybe cuz it was older and weathered, but it was like it was like a darker colored tie metal. It just looked sick like a gray and then it I don’t know. Anyways, uh so I had this TCR and at the same time I was in my mind I was uh this is like a year and a half out from moving to New York. Um I was going to buy I had this something jump in my mind. I was just like I need to do something crazy. I want to buy a motorcycle or I want to get into mountain biking because I’ve been riding all this dirt and I really wanted to ride dirt more. So, I wanted like a dual sport type of motorcycle or a or a mountain bike so I can ride the dirt cuz at the time these bikes that I’m riding right here, a gravel bike there, I should switch cameras. a gravel bike. A gravel bike uh in the year 2014 2015 that that type of bike it wasn’t frequently used. There was no such thing as like a gravel race or a gravel event or a gravel grinder. People people just rode on at least in the Bay Area you just rode on the dirt on your cross bike. Typically a cross bike or you had like Surirly had a bunch of bikes. There were a couple brands that had bikes but that none of them were ever coined gravel bikes. So anyways, I got instead of buying the motorcycle, I wanted to buy a motorcycle, but instead of buying it, I bought a mountain bike because I was like, if I buy a motorcycle, chances are I’m going to love it so much I’m never going to ride bikes again. And then I might not be here right now doing what I’m doing right now if I would have bought that motorcycle. Maybe I’ll be a moto blogger or something. I definitely would have if I fell in love with motorcycles the way I fell in love with bikes, I would definitely have put my cameras on that motorcycle and tried to figure out how to shoot it. You know what I mean? Like that would have been something. Anyways, so I bought a mountain bike and at the time I told you I was doing those road rides, right? I was doing those road rides and so all I had was a track bike and a road bike. So I would like do road rides and then I would like ride my track bike or go skateboarding afterwards. And that was kind of my my jam. Well, once I got this mountain bike, I got a Santa Cruz Highball and I bought it I bought it uh an old model. I bought in 2015. It was a 2014. This is how old it was. It had it had through axle uh or it didn’t have through axle. It had quick release rear. It did have disc brakes, but it had quick release rear. And what else? It had the shittiest brakes. Um, anyways, I didn’t know how to ride it at all. And so going from riding BMX to track bikes to road bikes to riding a road bike off-road, like I did have confidence on the dirt, but I still didn’t know how to ride a mountain bike. You know what I mean? There’s like a there’s a there’s a thing. There’s a way to ride it. And I am a strong believer. It’s a long- winded way of telling you about you buying a mountain bike if you’re even still here that if you’re new in your cycling journey, your bike journey, and you have a track bike or a road bike or whatever, and you really want to ride dirt, I would buy a modern hard tail. If you have a road bike, skip the gravel bike. If you if you already have a road bike, skip the gravel bike. Don’t buy a gravel bike. Buy a modern hard tail. And when I mean modern, I mean get it like a if you can afford it, get a like carbon fiber, like a carbon light as [ __ ] modern cart tail. They are so [ __ ] fun. They’re so fast. They’re so They’re super fast on the road, dude. I have a uh a highball. Sorry, not I was going to say a Santa Cruz highball. I have a Canidel scalpel. It’s like 2 years ago. Two two models old. It is so fast. It is so [ __ ] nice, bro. Uh on the road, I can hold 19 m hour on the road on that bike easy. And I have my arms out on the ends like this. If I had TT bars on that bike like this, I can easily hold a faster pace on that bike. Um, anyways, so that’s one thing to one benefit to it. The other benefit is you’re going to learn how to handle your bike so much faster on a mountain bike with bigger tires and a little bit of suspension on the front. And then when you do decide you want to get some kind of a drop bar, gravel bike kind of thing, if you go that direction, you will have built up so much confidence riding said mountain bike over rocks and [ __ ] that when you get your gravel bike, you’re going to know for sure that these wheels will roll right over whatever [ __ ] rocks you you point it at, dude. Like it’s like a mind. It’s a cheat code, dude. For your for your for your mind. Oh, [ __ ] Now the bike from that side. Excuse me. It’s a [ __ ] cheat code, dude. Mountain bikes are for riding gravel. So, you find you find and and this is no like I’m not talking [ __ ] about anyone person like that I know, but there’s a lot of people who get into gravel bikes from road bikes and they think it’s going to be like uh I don’t know what they think, but I’ll tell you what they look like. They look scared and nervous because they’re not used to riding on on uh you know uneven ground with bumps and rocks. It doesn’t mean you need to like bunny hop or like get tons of air. If you’re at speed and you see like you start to calculate these lines, you just hit that bump and you just skip over everything and it’s the safest, most predictable, fastest line through stuff. Now, I wouldn’t totally do it on my bike like this loaded up all the time, but cuz that’s unpredictable, but get a mountain bike first. So, good on you getting a mountain bike. So, that was my bike journey story. Uh, so I had a hard tail and then the next progression from getting a hard tail is I got a gravel bike. Uh, 3 years later, two years later, and I it only I only had it for like 6 months. I had a Richie Outback and because I had ridden my hard tail so much and I was confident rolling and riding over [ __ ] When I moved to New York, I started riding my Richie Outback on like really really rocky stuff and I [ __ ] loved it, bro. I loved it. It was the best. Um, and then that same year I did some work for number 22. So, we did a we did a work exchange and that’s why and that’s this is the bike I still have. This number 22. So, I got rid of the Outback the Richie Outback cuz I got this bike which you know the Richie was an awesome bike. It was actually a really comfortable really comfortable bike. It wasn’t the fastest climbing. It was very wiggly for me, but that’s what made it really comfortable on the bumps and stuff. It was it had a good like flex to it that was just very very comfortable. Um, and then from there I had this bike and then from there I I you know various track bikes or whatever and single speeds, but I’m not going to go through that list of those cuz I’ve had a bunch. But uh the next bike after the gravel bike in my opinion, this is the way I did it. I went I went road bike, hard tail, gravel bike, enduro mountain bike. So you like you like skip back and forth between like you know getting your dipping your toes in on one side of the spectrum and then applying those skill sets to the other side and then going back and getting an enduro bike which is like a completely a complete different thing dude than a hard tail. And people think people who are let’s just say the uninitiated think that enduro bikes are cheating and they’re I you have all the suspension you can just the bike rides itself. Bro, I will invite you to come ride with me on an enduro bike. Any one of you who say that who doesn’t who don’t ride mountain bikes, come ride with me. We’ll go ride some proper trails. We’ll see how much that bike rides itself. It is so much fun to ride those bike bigger bikes cuz the way you’re riding you’re riding stuff that is uh you’re riding stuff that is just like it’s just mindboggling when you look at it. You’re like, “How? I don’t know if I can roll down that.” And then you take a couple you look at it, you see someone do it, then you feel you feel like you can do it, you know? So then you give it a try. You make it down and you’re like, “Holy [ __ ] I did that.” And then the next time you try it, maybe it’s the same day, maybe maybe it’s a maybe you travel to go there and you come back and you do a first try and you do it clean and it’s just like this thing. The progression on those big bikes, there’s nothing like it. It feels amazing when you start getting your skill sets and getting real comfortable on those big bikes. And then you apply that skill set back to the hard tail and the gravel bike and [ __ ] just starts to unlock for you in crazy ways. Like real crazy ways. Not to mention the climbing the climbing on an enduro bike, it actually it’s not as it takes more energy to pedal. It’s a bigger, heavier bike with like squish on it. But because the back end is constantly pushing your wheel, your wheels being pushed down constantly, you have better traction, so you climb really crazy [ __ ] And I really enjoy the climbing on an enduro bike. Like I wouldn’t say they’re the most efficient, but it’s uh it’s super fun, man. I don’t know. That’s my mountain bike talk. That’s my bike journey story. Uh my giant TCR broke in New York. I was riding it on OCA a lot and I found I found out that I cracked it. Uh carbon fiber, buddy. Oh, that’s the cops right there, dude. We have to wait. Anyways, um Oh, we’re actually actually going that way. We’re getting off this road finally. [Music] Is there a button for me? Do I got to push? Is there a button I have to push here? [Applause] You want a mind map of that in the command? Is there a button? [ __ ] is going on here, bro? How do I go? I go, chat. I mean 29iner. No, I mean enduro bike straight up. Now the cops are sitting here, bro. Do we get a green? Can we get a green? How long is this light? How long do I have to sit here, chat, before I get a green light? Is this fool talking about veganism in here? Get the [ __ ] out of here. Who cares how you eat, bro? Shut the [ __ ] up. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? YouTube’s at it again, chat. [ __ ] YouTube. Just don’t eat cats, please. What is an enduro bike? Uh, it’s basically a bike that has travel from 150 to 180 mm. I think that’s considered it’s it’s a bike that’s created for a type of race called enduro racing, which is timed downhills, but you have to climb and you have to use the same bike the whole race and you have to climb up. So, it’s a way to get people not to use downhill bikes. It’s it’s a it’s a bike. It’s kind of like an all- mountain bike. Yeah, mountain biking is weird because there’s so many [ __ ] like little pockets. And I I think that’s what gets people why people don’t [ __ ] ride more mountain bikes because one, it’s super expensive. Two, there’s so many [ __ ] categories. I bet you I could have stayed on that street. Let me look at this line. Oh. No, this is actually a faster way. Do I still ride fix in New York? No, I know I do not. I have one. I used to use it kind of for training, just to keep myself in shape in the winter, like a winter bike. It’s just like too uh it’s just too much. I just get too angry. Does that make sense, chat? I just get too angry. I get too angry, chat. I get way too angry riding fix in New York. I just I just ride I ride all the other bikes and there’s so many times where I’m on a single speed and somebody just does a dumb ass thing. And I’m not just talking about cars. I’m talking about I’m just talking about everybody. people in the park walking their dogs. We got people on cell phones. We got, you know, just just just the everyday person not being not being aware of their surroundings and pretending. They just it’s like we live in a city, bro. We should all share this space. At least at least be aware of your [ __ ] surroundings. You live in the most populated place in the US. [ __ ] pay attention, you know? pay attention to reality for a bit. You know what I mean? Like just look around. That’s the the most respect that you can give to everyone around you is be aware of yourselves and your surroundings when you’re sharing that much space with people. Right? That’s all. And so when I’m riding a track bike with no brakes, [ __ ] like that happens. Yeah. Just relax. Exactly. Just relax. I can’t My Unfortunately Unfortunately, I can’t ride my track bike slowly. my track bike, my old track bike, like I said, it was set up for training. So, I would ride it super slow to the park just to do laps at the park and uh some dumb [ __ ] at the park would happen, you know? So, then you could say, “Well, just go ride your bike on the Velrome.” Well, to ride to the Veladrome, that’s like an hour and a half ride. It’s just not obtainable. Well, then put your trackpike on a car. All right. Now, I don’t have a car. So, Oh, so we’re running out of ideas here, chat, is what I’m trying to say. Anyways, I’ll give you a view of back to Germany. I’ll quit yapping for a bit. That was a long rant, but it did kind of made a whole hour go by, huh? Was that like a 40m minute rant? 30 minute rant. 30 minute rant. Just [ __ ] chilling, riding hella slow. If we’re going to do 200 miles today, I got to pick up the pace. This is We’re going to be done with this ride at like 10 p.m. if I stay at this speed. The trick is not to stop too much. That’s all it is. As long as you don’t stop too much, you just keep pedaling above 12 mph. You do 12 mph average for 10 hours, 120 mi. Boom. Easy. Uh, no. I mean, my goal my goal is uh my goal right now is 150, but I’m going to see how I feel at 150. Definitely hitting 150 today. That’s the goal, but I’d like to surpass the goal. And it looks like the weather might cooperate. I don’t know. I might have just jinxed it. Oh, that guy just ran the light. Did you see that? I’m going with him. Yeah, we’re We don’t have We don’t have many snacks. We are in this nice German town. What is this? They have three different kinds of stone on the ground. Big stones, red stones, small stones, cold stone. You saw I’m going to be in my bike in a stream. Uh, it was probably the leip le I imagine. I think I’m going to ride street. You actually have to ride on the road, not on the sidewalk. Okay. We’re in German Town, chat. Boys are out smoking sigs and having having lunch the bike path now or no? You tell me this lady’s breaking the rules right here. Huh? You tell me this nice lady right here is breaking the rules. That’s what you’re telling me. And this guy We got a P chat. That’s the P. Where mileage wise and we’re not even a third of the way done yet. We’re going way slower today, huh? We hit what? We hit 100 miles yesterday at 1:30 or was it like 2:00? I forget. We at 100 miles at like 2 p.m. Oh, [ __ ] I just ran that light. No, I didn’t. Turned green. We’re going to have to do the side of the road pee, I think. What’s this car up to? Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. here. It wants you to just Cross over and then somehow cross over here. Weird. All right, I think I’m going to go pee around this bus over here. There’s just a bus on the side of the road in the bike lane. Bro, put some respect on my lane, bro. What the hell? How dare you just park here? city bus taking a nap. Germany’s a car country. That’s less than No, Chad. He dropped it. Jabby [ __ ] dropped it right there. Look, it’s right there in his shadow. Dude, I’m so I can’t pick it up. Eat it. Yeah, you can. I can’t eat it. Hurry. No one’s looking. Go. Go. Eat it. Let me put it away for a second. Tear it out. Eat it. Eat it. All right. All right. From the street. Here he goes. Here he goes. Here he goes. From the street. He’s trying. He’s trying to wipe the [ __ ] sauce off. Oh, that was sitting there way longer than 5 seconds, chat. Holy [ __ ] That was a full like 20 seconds. And you got me. Oh god. I can’t look at it. Holy [ __ ] And I’m getting I can’t tell which way the clouds are going. Oh. Oh. Oh. [Applause] What the hell? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Ah! Chat, you want to do a [ __ ] tobacco bump with me? Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, it’s [ __ ] menthol. It’s like Vick’s vapor rub. I don’t even think it has nicotine. I don’t know what it does. I just like the Vix vapor rub effect it has. Don’t do this at home, chat. Hello She was totally just staring at her phone driving. She’s like, “God damn it, there’s no cell service here. Don’t do this at home, but on your bike rides. The [ __ ] up thing is it makes my nose drip. Like it’s it’s dripping. [Applause] Look at that German ass house right there. Dude, they have huge steep roofs here. [Music] Whoa, there’s a circus tent over there, chat. Anytime I see something like this, I have to get a photo of my bike next to it. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Stop with the faffing. Well, if we ride until 10 p.m., what’s 150 miles at 10 miles an hour? I don’t think I can ride at 10 miles an hour. I think I would go [ __ ] crazy. It’s too slow. I was going to show you the circus tent over there, but [ __ ] it. Let’s keep going. I grew up watching Olympics on tape delay when I was overseas. Now I’m watching a guy in flip-flops live riding across Europe in 4K. Let’s go. What the [ __ ] is that, man? It’s got the fat tires, dude. Oh god, another tractor. I bet you we can stream in 4K in New York. I think it would work there or at least uh what’s it called? 1440 in New York. fertilize these nets. I’m getting kind of cold today. I might have to put on my wool. I guess I can put my jacket on again. I might want to put my wool on. I just don’t want to get rained on wearing it. What the [ __ ] is this tractor holding up in the air? Put your hands in the air. Oh, we’re going to miss it. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. I guess it’s to balance out the load on the back. That makes sense. Yeah, the coverage is really good in New York, especially in Manhattan if you have Verizon. Very good. It’s very very good. Very very good. These horses are horsing about over here. Ah, hello. Look at them, dude. They’re having a good old time out there, prancing around. how many KS I’ve done today, Terry. Uh, it says it on the screen. I couldn’t tell you. I couldn’t tell you, but if I had to, I’d say we’ve done so many that I cannot say. Riding my bike cuz there’s no song requests. Got to sink to chat. Get [ __ ] off my chest. Too many syllables for that last line. I’m gonna spit something from my mind. Here we go on a German road. Looking for the rain and a battle toad. A battle toad. Holy [ __ ] It’s the curry dog house, dude. The curry sausage is right there. That is probably a cool spot to stop for lunch. It’s too early though. Too early to be stopping. How early did I start today? Ah, we got a late start. We started an hour later. That’s why we’re some miles behind. And the rain starts again. The rain starts again. I want to put my jacket on again. I do cuz it’s I was already getting cold and now [ __ ] clouds. [ __ ] clouds, man. chat. [Music] This jacket’s not even waterproof, which is the funniest thing about this whole setup is that this jacket is no longer waterproof. It just soaks up the water. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Stop raining, chat. Stop [ __ ] raining, man. Heat. Heat. foreign Okay. German fire. Hey Mom Happy Heat. Heat. I still puppy. Heat. Heat. I want you to Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat up here. Heat up here. Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Can I please I can Heat. Heat. No crazy I feel I magic You don’t [ __ ] Sto. Hey. [Applause] You got deep here. Auto jump to the gun. sharp house. Am I going to be a nightmare? that I finish off the Crazy [Music] correct Every good If your [ __ ] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. That’s the bell, baby. That’s the bell, baby. We’re here, chat. Every bell is a subscriber. Oh, four. Four bells. Five bells. Six bells. Seven bells. Eight bells. Nine bells. 10 bells. 11 bells. 11 bells, chat. 11 subscribers, Bruce. Thank you, bro. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Monif We got Valentine’s got my SP. Hey, sorry. What the [ __ ] bro? Sorry. Thank you, bro. Am I cold? No, I’m all right. [Applause] Nothing kind of kind We got to change my singles for my long blessing. [Applause] You can only do it on Twitchy like twitchy twitchy twitchy. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. You guys were right. It’s way busier today on these roads than it was yesterday. Something is Woo! [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. It’s just getting louder. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Oh, bro. That hurt. somewhere. Oh boy. She’s crazy, bro. What’s up with this [ __ ] box just sitting there? We stripped it. Huh? We stripped it. Oh. free bike if you want it chat. But you guys don’t understand that your behavior affects me. So your bad behavior when people see you do that. I’m having a good day. I hope you have a good day. Sorry. Sorry to sorry to make you mad. Sign, right? Of course. Right. Of course. Let’s stop at this sign. Whoa. Whoa. I’m going to [ __ ] kick you. Yo, don’t [ __ ] Yo yo yo. Don’t [ __ ] touch me, dude. Don’t [ __ ] touch me. Get out of my face. Don’t [ __ ] touch me. Get out of my face. Go back home, dude. Why don’t you want to play uphill? You don’t deserve to be on a bike. Really? Yeah. Oh, this is such a heavy load, bro. Let’s have a little race up. Oh, come. Hey, keep going. Come on, please. Come on. Let’s keep talking. Come. No, I don’t. Come. Come tell me. Oh, no. Oh, [ __ ] Good. Hello. Sorry to run in here with my bike, but there’s a lady stuck outside in the backyard, the side area. She said the door closed behind her and she’s trapped in there. She said she’s been She yelled at me when I rode by. That’s the only reason I came in here. Got it. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, she seems like she’s all right, but she was yelling. Thank you. Okay, let’s go check on her. Let’s go see if it worked. Somebody share that. Uh oh. Oh no. Oh no. Are you okay? Kus, you hear him? [Music] Oh my god. There’s a bike rack right there, but we got to bring chat with us. Oh, baby. Let’s go. Oh, baby. Here we go. Oh, baby. What if the brakes go out though? Oh no. Oh, I smell the salty air now. Oh, this is sick. You guys look it. I’m not going any further than this on [ __ ] tour mode. But you’re right. I have e power in my legs. [Laughter] Yo, I hope you guys saw that on camera. Clip it, please. Here for some [ __ ] train content. Let’s [ __ ] go. Yo, what are they carrying? Airplanes, bro. What in the [ __ ] So many airplanes, dude. Spirit Airlines. What in the [ __ ] are we looking at, dude? How do you do this? They’re on planes. What the [ __ ] I thought it was a wiener snitch. A green wiener snitch plane, dude. Holy [ __ ] Those are airplanes on trains. We got airplanes on time. Gas by the silver screen. Act like he back on me out with yellow mouth. What happened to the spit that used to help out? No doubt. You see that? What the [ __ ] is going on there? Cut that, please. What the hell was that? [Music] 30s, 40s, and just raining, but keeps everything green. How you Caught the style, dude. I don’t know if you want to do like that. Like that. I hope next time we go to Duncan, she asks for the donut on top. Can I get on top? Hey, can you get the donut on top? Yo, Matt B, we’re in the sunshine state. The gunshine state, baby. Florida. I have enough time. Oh my god. What? Why? Why did you do that? Look at that car was out of his [ __ ] mind, dude. [Music] Pull over. Are you [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Go, go, go. Oh, [ __ ] [Laughter] Yo, what up? Yo, little howdy. What’s up? What’s up, bro? Wow. Welcome, dude. To the Pelon. What you got? What you got packed? Let’s do a bike check. Let’s see. We got a pack. I work in my Oh my god. [Applause] Holy [ __ ] These cows have horns, chat. Okay. [Music] Where was the a little bit of gravel. Look at Alex is allergic. Wow. [Music] Yeah, that’ll be it. Thank you. Sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog, man. $22.7. Okay. No bag. No, thank you. Oh, okay. And napkins? Uh, sure. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] It’s not the bottom bracket. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Oh, it’s another interesting pattern full traffic pattern. Okay, here’s the semi-truck. Here’s Terry making his way downtown coming through cutting the country roads. What’s up, William? Bye, Cucka. It’s been fun having you in here being a troll. You are gone. [Applause] [Applause] We don’t do stuff in life because it’s easy. bear. We don’t do stuff in life cuz it’s [ __ ] easy, bro. Who the [ __ ] are you? You do you take the easy route every time. You probably sit on your ass all day and just watch videos, bro. Try something hard. It’ll make you feel good. You’ll feel good about it. Trust me, Bear. Give it a try. You might like yourself a little more. There’s that gear. Oh, I guess we’re just going to be on the road. Clicking still going on. [ __ ] pedal is shot, bro. It’s all right. I’ll just deal with it. You guys have to deal with it. If you don’t like the clicks, then mute it. My pedal’s shot. Oh, there’s a [ __ ] bike path that goes. Hold on. Nah, I’m staying on this road. [ __ ] the bike path. Oh, wait. This is the road. Never mind. I’m staying on the road. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Let this car pass. It’s only getting louder. That’s what happens when you ride in the [ __ ] rain. Everything starts to [ __ ] creek. It’s very annoying. Seven. Seven. See, when I pedal hard, the creaking goes away. I should just pedal hard. [Music] Yeah. All right. [Music] Experience with German drivers. Well, this is only my second day in Germany. So far it’s I haven’t really been on the road, but when I am on the road, they don’t pass you, they wait. So that’s cool. What if Germany left the EU starting tomorrow? They just decided we’re leaving the EU. [ __ ] we’re out. We just sent a border spots and everything. That would be would be interesting. Peter Jack on his way to work. We have Wonder how many bike shops are in a small town like this. I’m going to hit this gas station chat. I hope you don’t mind. Oh, what’s this? There’s a little restaurant, bro. [Music] It’s like that everywhere. There’s always someone there’s always someone somewhere that doesn’t have any respect, you know. My bike is so filthy, chat. All this rain, dude. Look at it. It is [ __ ] up dirty. So are my legs. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Absolutely. [Music] Passion. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. I try. Nice. [Music] Anything else? Good. Cheers. Cheers. Hello. Oh no. Okay. Okay. Thank you. [Applause] Thank you so much. [Music] [Music] What’s up, Harry? [Music] Green dog 99 loose balloons. Heat up here. Still not time. Still not time for lunch. drunk. You get drunk off of one drink. What’s wrong with you? Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Applause] No, no discomfort. [Applause] Yeah. hands, muscles, nerves. No, I mean, you get tight, but you get used to it real quick. I’m telling you, your body the body is a crazy is a crazy ability to adapt. I don’t think you guys are pushing yourselves far enough. [Applause] The body will adapt. It’s crazy. There’s that creaking. God damn it. Your body will adapt just like riding in the rain cause your bike to creek no matter what. [Applause] [Applause] Heat. Heat. I bought this ice cream. It’s a clean train. I didn’t buy it cuz I wanted the ice cream. I’ll show you what I mean. [Applause] Okay. See this [Applause] the sticker stick? I broke it. [Applause] Yeah, whatever. Shove it in there. Clean up your drivetrain. Oh, [ __ ] The one spot that has a bump in the road. Okay. I don’t know if you can see this, but it’s really just to clean my boys out. They are [ __ ] gross. [Applause] There we go. The other side is a little harder to do, but I’m going to do this chain rings a little as you can see. [Applause] The amount of yellow is incredible. [Applause] Now, let me shift into an easy gear. There we go. [Music] [Applause] This side’s a little harder to get to, but same thing. Throw that in there. Look at all that [ __ ] Look at that. Oh my god. That’s like at least couple grams of just luck. Nice. It shift. Okay. Clean up. And then I’m going to do this is a little harder to do. [Applause] There we go. We just got some got rid of some of the it from the drivetrain. [Applause] And that’s why Having a popsicle is always a good move. [Applause] Always a good move to eat a pop. Eat a ice cream or a popsicle. Anything with a piece of wood. You want pink toenails? This is the color of my actual nails, bro. It’s my feet are tan, bro. We are Traveling at a [ __ ] snail space today, chat. I knew it was going to be harder today, but I didn’t know it was going to take this long. Jesus Christ. We should have started at six. I think also a big part of it was yesterday we had the we had a slight tailwind and we also had we had those long straightaways in the Netherlands where the bike paths were just super wide. these. I mean, this is fine here, but you know, it’s gonna change. Mark, you hated the black. It wasn’t your toenails to hate, bro. I don’t understand. Not your toenails to hate. That’s a strong word for something that’s not on your feet. That’s why you use marathon plus tires, so you don’t have to replace your chain. [Applause] Yield to bikes. Biker’s rights. Biker’s rights. I don’t know why we have a headwind today, but biker rights. Going real slow today. Clean between my toes. Nah, it’s too early to clean between my toes, bro. Way too early for that. There’s still plenty of riding, bro. Too much riding to do. still. All right. Gasolina. Gasolina. Ah. Whoa. It’s a cute little bottle. Gasoline. Gasoline. Tommo. I’m riding an Eagle Cassette. Eagle. Kaka. Oh my god, look at the [ __ ] sky ahead, bro. Enjoy the sun while we can, chat. We’re going into the depths. We’re going into the dark sky, chat. We just did a [ __ ] Jagger bomb and we’re going in, chat, straight to the depths of this [ __ ] German house. Let’s see. Will they wait for me? Nope. Nope. And no. Three. No. Three. Three. Absolute nose. [ __ ] all of you guys. Try that [ __ ] in Spain. You bunch of [ __ ] I hate you. You suck. All of you. Why is the bike path over here on this side? I want to know. Oh, was I supposed to come from there? I guess so. Whatever. All right. Harry, are you there? Harry. Harry, are you there? Harry, they don’t have to. They should. They should. Did you see how slow they were going? People only do things cuz they have to. No. Sometimes you do things because it’s the right thing to do regardless of the law. But I forgot we’re in Germany. So, everyone follows the laws. What the [ __ ] Omie? Harry’s here. Okay, Harry, this is for you. I have to pull over to do it, though. So, give me a second. Pull over here on the sidewalk here. Oh, we’re about to cross the Weather. We’ll do it on this bridge. Should we ride up the bridge? I think we can go straight up. [Applause] Oh, there’s bird spikes up there. Sh, what do you think? Can we get up this bridge? I think we can. Nope. doesn’t work. Any big ones down there? Any big fish? Not today. Oh, okay. Good luck. [Music] All right, Harry, look. We’re going in. We’re going in. Oh, god damn it. Let’s go. Oh, hairy. Oh, woo. Oi oi chat o that stuff hits differentoo. It really does feel like you’re doing drugs. I feel it feels gross. Feels like I’m doing something bad. I’m doing something real bad. What up, DB? We’re over here [ __ ] shoving things in our nose in Germany that are legal. Yeah, it’s the real deal, dude. We’re really here. Oh, how do these guys cross already? [Applause] Maybe cross over there. I don’t know. Just want to cross. How many times did we cross? [ __ ] two times just to go left. Welcome to Germany. I’m going this way. I’m going this way. What’s up, Frank? Yeah, they don’t have Zin or Bellow here. I know. They just have the stuff to put in your nose. is [ __ ] wild. I don’t get it. I feel like putting the [ __ ] in your nose is so much worse for you. Although, it’s still not smoking it, so I’m all right with that. You know what I mean? He’s got his little coffee cup on the back. [ __ ] stellar stellar lad. They got their back trunks open, bro. Close that. Yellow green going straight through here. And we got this guy. That’s Frank right there. He’s just doing a demolition on that apartment back there. We got running over here. He’s finally going to close the [ __ ] trunk for him. I told you their trunk was open. So, he just ran out of the sand to close the trunk. Like I said, trouble. Good job. Now, that is a good Samaritan right here. Oh, he’s got a [ __ ] He’s got a hot dog in his hand. He go with a hot dog. No [ __ ] way. What an absolute legend. an absolute legend. Sound is chopping. Okay, hold on. [ __ ] thing won’t turn on. [Music] You hate to say it. No, bro. You hate to say it, bro. You don’t know what you’re talking about. love to say it. You love this [ __ ] You’re [ __ ] German, aren’t you? I know you are. I know you are cuz you’re telling me what to do. Bro, don’t backseat drive. All right. We didn’t ask for your help. Thank you, though. Come on, bro. This is cool. I’m doing as the people do. Okay. doing as the people do. And here it says Mike on this red thing people on the right hand side. You can use the car lanes to turn in intersections. Oh, that’s good to know. Thank you for that information. It’s a smark smark smark something. The reason why I’m picking on you is because you’re saying I hate to say this. No, you don’t hate to say this, bro. You don’t [ __ ] hate to say it. If you start a sentence, I don’t want to be that guy or I hate to say this, but the rest of the conversation or whatever the [ __ ] you’re about to say, it’s [ __ ] voided, bro. It’s [ __ ] voided. That’s it. It’s over. I hate to be that guy. I hate to say this, but Oh, look. There’s a bike lane. That is the bike lane. Look here. Let’s get in the bike lane. I’m just [ __ ] with you, man. I hope Don’t take it Don’t take it personal, brother. Don’t take it personal. I’m just having a good a good time. Thank you for uh sharing what you think what you know to be true. But if I listen to every single person in every in all these chats that are running at the same time, I would be riding around in circles not doing anything. You know what I mean? So, I just got to I got to follow my instinct here. You know, imagine me riding without you telling me where to ride. What would I do by myself? Well, I would follow this red brick line that seems to be some kind of a bike lane. That’s what I would do if I was trying to be the most civilized American tourist in Germany. And if I’m doing it wrong, someone will tell me IRL, not from one of the three or four chats that are running on my phone. Chat, speaking of chats, that’s a warning. That’s a a 60 mile warning. We just got the alarm. We are Hold on. 12. So, we’re about 20 miles behind yesterday’s schedule, which that’s okay. 20 miles behind is all right, honestly, because this guy can’t hold a [ __ ] line here, huh? 20 mi behind is all right because we started an hour and a half later today than we did yesterday. So, really, we’re on schedule. And even if it seems like we’re late, we’re not, dude. There is no schedule. What’s the plans when I get to Berlin? There are no plans. These are the plans. The plans are to just ride our bike to Berlin. Is this a boring route? Yeah, probably. But you know what this route has on a busy road? way more cell towers and way more cell service than the small country roads that are safer with less cars. Okay, so let me be the streamer and let you just enjoy the fact that we have any service whatsoever because I picked this route that follows mainly more larger roads and I did it on it for a reason. It’s the fastest and it’s hopefully near the most cell towers. God damn it, chat. There’s more than just taking the scenic road when you’re live streaming. Okay. I got to think about connectivity. All right. I’m in Germany. I have to plan and schedule. No, I don’t live my life like that. I think I like uh culturally and philosophically I would clash with most German people cuz I don’t like having I do have schedules for certain things. It’s important. But for this type of stuff, no, you can’t make a schedule. There’s no reason. You can have like loose numbers. The only schedule I have is me trying to get to Berlin from Amsterdam in 3 days. Well, less than 3 days. Less than 72 hours. That is the goal. 72 24. Yes. 72. 24 and 24. I can’t math right now. [ __ ] So, I’m going to put a thing on my comments that says no backseat driving. I swear to God, the amount of times I’ve live streamed a bike tour and someone has tried to give me directions or It’s out of control. What’s the cell service tool for route planning? Well, at least in most countries. I don’t know if it hits all countries. I don’t know about Germany. And along major interstates and uh like busy highways and interstates, there is always cell service with the exception of like mountains and stuff. um exception of some mountain passes and stuff, but uh it’s mostly now it’s mostly for uh and freeways which kind of but for live streaming that’s kind of the idea is you want to stick semi close to that stuff. And if you’re doing back roads, you got to make sure there’s lots of towns in between where you can bounce the towers and the towns. But no, there’s no there’s no like website. There’s probably like what, less than 10 people that live stream bike tours in the world. Maybe 10. I think less than 10. I know there’s people that like dabble in it and they do it once here and there, but they don’t like do it do it. I wish I can do this full time, chat. I wish I did. I would. Oh, what the [ __ ] is that? Why? What’s wrong with this? Everything seems fine there. Oh, it’s cuz that building’s about to fall over. Oh, he wants me to be over there now. [ __ ] hell. This is a quieter road. Hopefully we have cell service. I hate to say it. Shut up. Curry worst. I saw curry worst. Wow, that’s a cool looking building. I don’t want to jinx it, but the clicking went away. I think cuz my pedal dried out. It’s just full of water, you know. Oh god. Cellular Wi-Fi. We lost all connectivity. Huh? Why are those connected? [Applause] I really hate to say this, but I find it intolerable that you’re not a vegan. As a cyclist, you should know better. Besides, you not having a Brooks saddle and marathon tires is truly a disgrace. How can you call yourself a bike packer? I’m unsubscribing. Damn, that was pretty good. Oh, [ __ ] I really hate to say this, but damn. He was wearing a Seattle Mariners baseball hat. [Applause] All right, I got to do a couple battery swaps here. This one’s about to die. [Applause] Ah, heat. [Applause] I think this is going to be a little too hard to do while I’m pedaling. Uh, I didn’t change the command cuz I should just disable it cuz I’m not really This isn’t really a I guess it’s a tour, but it’s not. It’s like a speedun really. This is like a speedun to Berlin. This is way faster than tour speed. I’m not stopping to smell their flowers. You know what I mean? That’s what you do on a tour. Give yourself time to stop and smell the flowers, bro. And we’re not really giving oursel any time to stop and smell the roses, dude. Yeah, dude. You know what I mean, dude? Yeah. This is more of a speedun. I don’t think it’s an FKT. If it was an FKT, I wouldn’t have stopped when I stopped last night. I would have pushed on and done at least 300k, which was really that was only like another 30 miles, right? 35 miles would have been 300k. All right. All right, chat. Now you have to look at me in the face. You have to stare at me. Yeah. Stop putting clips in the EPO. I forgot to lock the Discord in. It’s cuz I don’t know how to. You’re dirting up the memories that the five of us made together on a wonderful north to south European, Western Europe trip with these basic Amsterdam to Berlin clips of me all by myself. How dare you? How dare you water down the quality content of the EPO tour with just this whatever helmet cam solo ride to Berlin. I can’t believe it. [Music] [Applause] What? What’s the deal with these batteries, bro? [Music] They really don’t be charging, do they? Is this the second one? I might have put I might have forgot. I might have already switched the battery earlier and I completely forgot. Let me see. No, this one’s good. Why is it not charging? That’s charging. This one’s not charging. Nice. It’s my iPhone. It’s my [ __ ] iPhone. God damn it. [Applause] My iPhone has water in it. All right, I’ll charge those batteries. I’ll switch it to my phone. Whatever. Oh, man. I’m really stressing my main. I’m using uh my the iPhone I use to make phone calls. I’m [ __ ] using it. I’ve been using it non-stop with Moblin. So, I’m f I’m pretty much frying my phone. It’s pretty stressful on it, I’d say. Let’s see what the new one’s like. Or maybe I’ll just buy another 16e. I want to buy one from Europe so I can put SD card in it. This whole like SD card. Uh not SD card. What do you call them? [ __ ] I wish I had some SIM. Uh, SIM card. Yes. A SIM card. You hate to say it, but you’re going to the toilet to poop. You’re not taking your laptop. No, bro. Take your phone with you. Come on. Take your phone. Smack. Have fun on the toilet, dude. Don’t forget to wipe whenever you think you’re done wiping. I hate to say it. There’s still some left. So, please wipe again or take a shower afterwards or use a bet. Those are pretty good. Pretty good. Eims suck. Eims are terrible for streaming. I need physical Sims. That’s how my stuff works. You live 100 km northwest of Nineberg and it’s been raining here for 4 hours. I’m really lucky with the weather. Well, it was raining on me maybe I don’t know half the time we were riding this morning and I got absolutely creamed last night. I showed up to the hotel soaking wet and then this morning, oh god, that was terrible. Oh, chat. That was a bad one. PV, let’s [ __ ] go. You see that, chat? What did you use the crumper? This tool replacement was sponsored by Red Shift. Red Shift all the way, baby. Chevy. Let’s go, chat. Let’s [Music] clip it. Let’s not lose his cassette now. Plug twist. Watching the stream with boss. We need results. What’s up, boss man? Yo, boss needs a raise right now. He needs more money. Pay the man. He does the work. He gets results. He’s an honest man trying to start a family and buy another seven bicycles. Give the man a raise, boss man. [Music] Thank you, Chad. Chat, look at this guy’s [ __ ] mukoff. Can you see it? I I’ll show you. I’ll show you. Dude, look at this [ __ ] Look at the size of this man’s muck. Holy [ __ ] hell. Look at how big that is, dude. 6.6 gallon, dude. Look at it next to his hand. It looks so large, dude. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] These truck drivers just throw their [ __ ] on the street, huh? It’s [ __ ] Yeah. still have a headwind. I don’t know how that changed. We weren’t supposed to have a headwind at all today. Not sure. Not sure what the deal is, chat. I do got to pee though, so I might do that over here. [Applause] Yeah, I slept well. I just knocked the [ __ ] out. Yeah, after I ate, took a shower, then I had dinner, went back to the room, made sure everything was getting charged properly, and then I [ __ ] KO’ed. Big KO. [Applause] [Music] This seems like a good spot to have a pee. Something special. He’s got a camera. This is my favorite street to ride fast with the traffic. Oh, wow. You know, you got to watch out for cars, though. Yeah. Yeah. Got to work on our skills. All right. This is my midtrail pivot 180 skill. Right. Turn around. Now you got to perform it on a trail though. Let’s see. Where’s the trail where I can perform it? Over here. Perform it mid trail. How about this? Perform it right here. Midtrail. You got to do it right here. You go. And then you come around this way. Very useful stuff, guys. Right now, you’re going the wrong way. You’re like, “What do I do?” Well, you could do one of these. Turn around on the trail. And now you’re going the right way. Then you pedal around the burn like you’re not supposed to. [Music] Yeah. What do we do, chat? Should we have some real mods? Do we need some real mods? All my mods are uh they were down in 2020, but they all life began again. So, everyone’s got a job and [ __ ] Who would be a good mod for the Ryder? Dude, Ryder was a [ __ ] really good mod. Uh he was a good mod selection, dude. We just made him a mod and then he’s doing a great job. Surprise mod. [Applause] [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. A Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Music] Heat. What’s up, bro? What’s up, bro? I don’t see Chad at all right now. So, we have service. That’s cool. But you guys can see me, but I can’t see you. We should have some. Uh we’re about to climb. We’re about to go downhill a little bit and we probably have service down there. Better service rather. [ __ ] headwind today, dude. Not expected. Supposed to be tailwind all day. All three days. [Music] Heat. Heat. Sky is still looking a little sketchy out there. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Winds are blowing this way now. They did shift a little bit. See if they’ll go this way. Five bullet side of M6 even five. I try 45. I was watching us I was busy I was I Heat. Heat. I b a great idea. [Applause] 65 [Applause] uses what is uses Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. [Music] Yo, YouTube. YouTube, shut the [ __ ] up about the music, please. Thank you. I love you guys, but come on. What are you guys doing, bro? Like, you haven’t been to the stream before. Like, you don’t know. [Applause] Shut the [ __ ] up. Come on, guys. It’s viewer requested. If you don’t like it, mute it. Tell me to turn the music off, bro. Someone paid for that music to play. You just got to deal with it. Your hands look so small. Oh. Oh no. He’s not He wasn’t ready. Robo should be coming this way. He’s behind us. Yeah, good to meet you. We’ll we’ll ride with you tomorrow. Thank you for the snipe. See you tomorrow. Thanks for stopping. Yeah. Oh, I don’t know what’s going on. Why the YouTube comments aren’t showing up on here now. What the hell? Everything bro just failed to we have perfect service. Why did we fail to grab this? Huh? Wow. I don’t understand why it why it won’t grab this [Applause] share. Copy [Applause] paste. It’s a different Is it the same one? [Applause] Let’s see. I don’t know if I fixed it or broke it. YouTube, you want to say something? [ __ ] bro. For the welcome, end of the ride. Thank you so much. Get some rest. Yeah. Have a good night. Oh wow. Oh my god. Wow. That’s a bit of a climb and we done. Okay, there it goes. So random, bro. These [ __ ] updates. The test flight updates for Moblin. Sometimes they do weird [ __ ] I don’t quite understand it. There we go. Now I can see everybody. Only stopping a million times today. We’re not even at 100 miles. Wow. We got a long day today, Chad. It’s feeling extra long today. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Good morning. Did I catch a storm? Yeah, bro. I determine my stops by where my body says. Yeah, just listen to my body. Get all together. once Yeah. Heat. Sh. Subscribe. Just trying to ride my bike. Shine people with the Once again. Oat. Heat. Thank you for that song request. [ __ ] hell, those trucks pass. It’s crazy. Crazy amount of wind follows behind him. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh, it’s a beer cutting. No, not too many people on the road. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. The difference in between all the faces you seeing green when you fix everything. I don’t know about you got to get the Who cares about a game when it’s all been replaced? Each level feels the same. It really goes out way. I don’t know about you again. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Thank you for that song. Got me feeling good. Heat up here. [Applause] You can add a command. from chat db. If you hit in exclamation mark commands, it’ll give you the link and it’ll show you how to add a command straight through straight from the chat, but I forgot to add it. Sonic made a cool link and I forgot to do it this morning. Demetri might be able to add it later. He’s not sleeping all day. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Etica, is that a [ __ ] grocery store? Etica, I got warm real quick. [ __ ] sweating now. All right, we’re about to explore the Oh, look at all these bike. What are those people on bike tour over there? Whatever. Let’s go to the grocery store. I got to get some fuel. I don’t want to be wasting time in here, though. That’s the only thing. Terrible timing on that song request. These bike racks are a [ __ ] joke. Uh Chad, I might have to do be right back cuz I can’t bring you in with me. It’s not going to work. Yeah, the wheel breaker racks. Exactly. [ __ ] Foreign speech. Foreign speech. All right, be right back. [ __ ] Chad, are you okay? The head. Chad, are you okay? This guy doesn’t look like he’s cold at all, chat. What the hell? [Music] Bro, what’s wrong with you guys? Dude, just get over our lane, bro. Yeah, bum. We’re only talking to the trucks pulling trailers. [Music] Damn. Wow, dude. What the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] That fool needs to change his bib. Dude, you guys hear that? She’s [Music] hands are really sweaty. He’s a slimy little snake. 540 550 something. I’ve had three of those and all three of them have [ __ ] eaten [ __ ] So, this one’s been pretty good to me. Oh, what the [ __ ] dude? [Applause] Damn. Sean just got hit by a truck. He just hit me, dude. Damn. [ __ ] idiot, dude. You good? I said, “Wow.” Yeah, I’m good. [ __ ] dumbass, chat. We’re doing it. [Music] Thank you. [Music] [Music] [Music] Nice. [Music] [Music] [Music] Thank you. Thank you. Come on. [Music] [Music] All right. [Music] All right, chat. I can talk again. It got hot, dude. It’s [ __ ] hot out now. Bella Brandy, what’s up? Uh 72 miles. So, we’re 10 and something K. Uh, we’re trying to do trying to 300k would be nice today, but Jesus Christ, we have we still have a lot of riding to do. [Music] Ah. Yeah. My iPhone’s [ __ ] It still has water in it or something. Oh yeah, it’s got [ __ ] It’s not looking good. It’s got like corrosion on it. I like the physique Argo period just for riding in general. Find something that works and use it. [ __ ] man. I’ll try the other side of this cable, maybe. I don’t know. I hope my iPhone’s not damaged from yesterday, cuz it didn’t charge last night either. Yeah, it’s acting up. Boing, boing, boing. [Music] No, it’s not that. Excuse me. It’s not It’s not the It’s It’s not water in there. It’s just like I think it’s dirty from the water. Ha. There. I just I just wiped it down and it it it’s better. Now, let’s see if this charger works. This cable works on it. All right. So, this cable still doesn’t work on it for some [ __ ] reason. It used to doesn’t like to charge the iPhone anymore. Oh, wait. Yeah, it doesn’t like to charge the iPhone. That’s all right. Hm. It might be the battery, bro. Damn. Whatever’s on that cable is [ __ ] up the phone. What are the seven phones I carried? Uh, a bunch of iPhones, a Pixel 7a, and two of Harry’s Samsung’s. Dude, the Samsung phones suck. They’re so bad. They’re so bad for streaming. They the menu system on them. I don’t know if cuz they’re just old phones or what, but so many like screen like so many. It’s like working on a It’s like where they It’s like how they put everything together like all their UI. Like there’s just things that should be in places and they’re not. And I don’t know, dude. It feels It feels [ __ ] up. It feels like the the UI is like just real bad. Everything’s hidden and [ __ ] Also, whenever the Bluetooth disconnects, if the cable, if you’re doing USB Bluetooth, if for some reason it like the power turns off or disconnects for like even half a second, you have to manually flip the switch on the phone. Again, you guys, my iPhone is sealed. It’s not. It’s not. Phones are sealed now. Like, it’s not that. Stop telling me about rice. I know about rice. It’s the connector. It’s dirty. The connectors are dirty. That’s what it is. It has nothing to do with the phone being wet. [Music] Yeah, sweat is corrosive as [ __ ] I know. Your S22 dims the screen when you need it to be bright. Yeah, the iPhone does that, too. It’s like, “Oh, let me help you.” No, bro. It’s not helping me. [Music] Ooh, the [ __ ] Golf wagon. That thing is sick as [ __ ] Damn, dude. I would love to have one of those in the US. It’s probably a TDI, too, though. I don’t really know how to work on the TDI motor. That Mark III Golf Jetta, I know how to work on the VR6 and the 2.0 motor. I [ __ ] I had one of each. I had one of each of those. I had a green four-door Golf 2.0 and then I had a black GTI VR6 Mark III. It’s a 98. So, it was the OBD2 version. Man, I [ __ ] I love that car. It was It was [ __ ] sick. Uh, it’s just diesel. I could learn on it, but not really interested in learning diesel. [Music] Oh my god. I can’t believe I just did that and then I saw myself do it. This would have ruined the trip. This little piece of foam, this little piece of foam right here is the only thing I have to kind of sort of help with audio. I lost my other piece of foam. So, I just completely covered the speaker or the microphone. It almost just fell off or it did fall off, but I just barely saw it fall off. [ __ ] saved. It’s the only thing that’s helping the audio with the wind and uh I’m like I said, I already lost one. I usually have two on there and I just completely covered the other microphone up to try and help it. It’s just got an adhesive sticker over it cuz Yeah. Anyways, sorry. All right, there we go. Got it fixed. Let’s go. I got to get I got to get moving here. Yeah. Heat. Heat up here. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Ah, never mind. We’re good. The directions had me go over there. Unnecessary. I guess it’s a nice change of scenery, but wants me to cut over and then cut back just to be on this road again. Uh Horses with jackets on. Hey buddy, are you cold? They all have their eyes covered. Not really sure why they do that. Gberdorf. Heat up here. Oh, nice. Nice. Heat. Heat. Oh, This thing is running great. It’s just running great. It’s so smooth. The curves in there. What you do, Cladio? Julia, I adjust the casting camber and correct the tire pressure. Oh, what a difference. Look out, Jack. Hey, get out of here. Come on. I’m gone. I’m out of here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Best way for Hey, heat. Goodbye. Big squad coming up, chat. Big [ __ ] squad. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. This is Heat. Heat. Heat up here. No stores in this little town, huh? on the main road. Just a guy walking with a satchel, some camo, sweatpants, and a hoodie. Nord dur. This lady is crushing it on the bike, dude. Look at her. Oh, she’s going to pull over for me. Oh, the speaker is slipping. A [ __ ] it. It ain’t going nowhere. Grant fanning. What the [ __ ] bro? Grant fanning, dude. Amsterdam to [ __ ] Berlin in three, baby. Let’s go. Oh, we get a chance to cross this uh bridge under construction. Okay, nice. Nice one. Nice one, chat. [ __ ] nice one, huh? Up and over the bridge. Construction bridge. How am I doing? Solid pick. Always, bro. Look at this guy over there. I’m glad I’m not over there. That area over there. That area was over here earlier. And I was looking at it. That’s why I was happy to be going a little slower. I was like, you know what? I’m not in a hurry to get up there with those clouds looking [ __ ] up. Look at this little baby bridge, dude. So, what’s going on here? So, that’s a new bridge they’re putting in. Oh, this is the old bridge. They’re going to get rid of this old bridge maybe and then make two new bridges or just make it two lanes. No, they’re just making a new bridge. This bridge is old. No, it’s new. Has brand new bolts up on top. I don’t really know what they’re doing. Can someone ask the German authorities, the civil engineers Germany, and let us know what the [ __ ] is going on with this bridge? [Applause] A lot of bumping around going in the on in the back. This uh this can and this [ __ ] Jaggermeister needs to go. And Dresden one collapsed. Oh [ __ ] bro. Holy hell. Holy hell, Jack. Holy hell. Someone dropped their bag of cookies on the ground. That is not German like [Applause] these people to be littering. Can I please find a trash bin for this can? [Applause] Ow. Heart pumper. Let’s [ __ ] go. Dude, I’m waiting on a song. Wondering how long you’re going to let me just talk for hours. Is that what you’re going to let me do? No. Play some music so I shut up. Why is this song so quiet? There we go. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Thrilling honors dam. My demon Find me on Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Y smell the fertilizer. Heat. Heat. Oh, god damn it. These lights, bro. These [ __ ] lights. Are they still down? Yeah. No, we still have a headwind. Thanks for bringing it up. Now it’s blowing harder. Hi. First time here. Hello. Do you come here often or is this really your first time? And so far, [ __ ] Carnell’s awake. Let’s go. This is one of my favorite bands in the world. It is my total honor to bring you jungle. Let’s go. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. So hard to ride fast on these [ __ ] sidewalks. All these [ __ ] bumps. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat up A Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. [ __ ] me, J. [ __ ] me. Sideways. Ollie, I can kiss you on the mouth. All right, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, it’s all right, mate. You got another one. That’s all right. That’s all right. Of all the places. All right. Woo. We just did it. Ah, you can see the [ __ ] Jesus. All right, lie. I’m like a little bit tired, bro. Yeah, I did a lot more. That was so [ __ ] good. All right, that’s the whole the whole album. The whole third album. Whole third album. That’s what we’re going to do. Live band playing. Dances coming out. Third album. We don’t even have to talk about it. Shut down. You saw the first one. Shut down. You heard the second one. Holy [ __ ] Hey, baby. There you go, man. That [ __ ] been standing there in the same goddamn spot [ __ ] about the last four, five days, man. With the same clothes on. Hey, with the same clothes on. My point is he smoking or selling that [ __ ] He had to be smoking or snow or something to be up for them folk. I heard somebody for real. Yeah. I think that is running need to man or something a [ __ ] down man. If your last step, I’mma be downtown, man. Go around, man. That’s if I get lost, man. Push me to the head. So really ain’t my boss, man. See, I got to drive, man. Don’t you even try, man. I let these bullets drive, man. I’m on the grind, man. I like to get line. I guess man was the crime man that a [ __ ] did but I don’t serve my time man put that on my hand. Yeah I on the ground man so they do in the street on my rhyme man. See I ain’t a fool man you man. Why you in my grill and you know it we ain’t cool man. Why they ain’t a d man. See I know what’s up man. Get up on my dick like a [ __ ] flut man. Blunt to my hips. G on my hips. Rocks in my car. Pocket full of chips. Watching for the big spitting hating me so player can dig to my lifetime going to shine on the dog ass his ass. Don’t get on a grind time of the [ __ ] out of my head. Used to have a shake in the light that was by my bed. I was in the bed working in the street but the street is the only thing I see. [ __ ] serving rocking to the shing TV. I’m trying to make all I can. My dick up my toe at a house to the back my knees. Turn the radio from the car up into the yard cleaning out the ho. You should know that I’m from the really ain’t for me. I just got out the trying to get on my feet. Get the cheese of the merchandise when it falls. [ __ ] please. You say you don’t steal. I’mma keep it real. Blunt to my blood on my rocks in my pocket full of chips. Watching for the pig. Spitting hating me some ri my gun on my box in my car. Talking full of chips. Watching for the pig spinning haters packing me some riaters like a flare. Twisted in this [ __ ] A gang spitter also a weed smitter. Your ass kicked up. Shut up [ __ ] Your killer [ __ ] real [ __ ] trigger a regulate a bro [ __ ] You need to get know how [ __ ] spreading rumors like a [ __ ] my RV lady. There’s a big uh lake or something right here or something. Thank you for that song request. That got me going, baby. It got me going. Now I’m going to slow up again cuz there’s no music. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] Struming my pain. Singing my life with his words. killing me softly with his song. Killing me softly with his song. telling my whole life me. While I’m on this road, I got my girl L. One time, you know you got the lyrics. I heard she sang a good song. I heard she sang it style or something. And then we rode a bik. [Applause] And there he was this young boy to my eyes. My pain with his finger. Singing my life with his words. Killing me softly with this song. Killing me softly with this song. Oh boy. What is this time trial [ __ ] confidence course? Holy [ __ ] I have no brakes up here. It’s [ __ ] hard with fever by felt and read each word out loud. Okay. I pray that he would but he just kept my stroing my pain with his finger. Singing my life with his words with his song. Killing me with his song. Tell them my whole life with his words killing me. love me with his song. Wo wo la. Ah, what’s this in the bike lane? in my life. You me Oh. Go. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Dang, I’m singing this up. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] in the deserts of Sudan and the god. of Japan from the land to continue. Everyone, every hit me with your stick. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me with your stick. Hit me slowly. Hit me quick. Hit me. Hit me. Yeah. To and from me. Hit me. Hit me. is crucel. Help me. Help me. In the dark of Tig on the road from the lake to Hit me with your stick Hit me 64 with your stick Heat. Heat. Help me. Help me. Heat. Heat. [ __ ] is that thing? camera. Damn, we’re going through a bunch of towns now, chat. Like, there’s a town like a little town like this every couple of I don’t know, couple of K’s, you know, every couple of K’s. This is a nihilist German. Seems like it tracks suit. Damn, someone dropped their bag of crap, bro. They’re jar of crap. that yes hotel. Should we stay? We like to get my Baby mommy daddy feel my baby get I smoke the she so bad baby now baby I’m your daddy it’s a good daddy it’s a good daddy it’s a good daddy it’s a good daddy it’s a daddy it’s a daddy daddy is a go daddy is a go daddy He like my baby mommy. It’s a good drink outside. I don’t do I’m coco. What you looking at? I see watching and they can’t stop me. Everything I do party daddy. I’m your I’m your poy. I’m your poy. I’m your poem. Come on, baby. Daddy, it’s a good Um, it’s a good daddy. Yo, I have a beer. What’s that? You have a beer with you? Yes. Okay. Cool car, too, bro. What a cool car, man. Yeah. 67. It’s beautiful. Small receiver, man. It’s so cool. Surprised, right? Yeah. What’s that? What’s your name? Philip. Philip. Yeah. I just bumped it into your stream because I recommend it on YouTube. Oh, really? And I was like during CO time or something something like that and I was I bumped into your channel. Yeah. And um I jumped across that video you took from the rollerblade guy you New York City and um I thought Yeah. What’s up with Terry? Yeah. So I clicked on your video. Oh, watch out. I clicked on your video yesterday. I saw you for the video title. Amsterdam to Berlin. Hi. Uh, and what the [ __ ] I’m from Hanover, right? It’s like a 30 minute drive, right? Okay. Yeah, we like I rode right above it, right? Yeah. Right. I tracked you down on the on your life tracking. And um I was on the way to Hamburg anyway. So, I tried to lock down your location and try to follow you and put the timing right. Yeah. just bumped into a few people. Was that perfect? Like the Yeah, like I have to be in Hamburg in the late afternoon. My sister lives there. Very cool. And um I thought, do you Yeah, just um Awesome, dude. Beer and Yeah, that’s kind of [ __ ] or Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Okay. Do you have a I I mean I do, but I don’t. It’s fine. It’s quart beer clock, right? It’s perfect for beer clock. Want to sit down or uh Yeah. Yeah. Maybe on the bench right in front right there. Do you know what uh house means? Town hall. Perfect. That’s a town hall. Oh, that’s where you have that’s where you have beers, right? Okay. [Applause] It’s warm now. Yeah. And it’s humid. Yeah. right now. I mean, last week we had two days in a row we had 100°. Wow. Fahrenheit. Really? Yeah. 20°. Wow. That’s typical. Look at all those beers. Like that. I don’t know if my legs still work. Oh, they do. They still work. Okay. I’m surprised. Yeah, I’m surprised. I didn’t think I would run into anybody on the way to Berlin. Did you have you met any fans or viewers from in Amsterdam? A few. Yeah. And then uh in Spain in in France. Yeah. Okay. I just didn’t know. I thought I was just kind of riding through a small part of like country areas of Germany. So I didn’t think I would see anybody. You couldn’t have chosen a better day, right? Yeah. I mean, it looked like that. Yeah. The whole day, right? This morning. Yeah. It’s in somewhat shade. A little bit wet. They’re all wet. Be over there. All these things. There’s a supermarket over there. If you need something else. Oh, I just stopped recently. I got a uh I forget what they’re called now. I got like a a pastry with a bunch of blueberries on it. It was delicious. And some cream. Yeah. And then I got a uh it was like a sandwich with sesame seeds, but it was like a round like almost like a pizza shape. Ah, yeah. Okay. Triangle. It’s like chicken and something inside of it. So in the town somewhere in the village. Yeah, it was good. It was good. Okay. So I thought that’s a surprise. That’s German Coca-Cola. Oh, is it really? Originally from Hamburg. It’s a bit more stronger than Coca-Cola. Yeah. Oh, I’d love to drink this. It’s more the taste of of co Coca-Cola. Okay. From like from the not the leaves, but the chemicals if you will. Yeah. It says like uh independent and uh awake since 2003. This is very popular in uh Germany. Oh, especially in Germany. Thank you. Um there’s a selection of uh beer from Hanover Pzer and another one Linda Spitz. Oh, just just grab it and Yeah. You want to Which one do you want to try first? You can I mean you have to pedal, right? Yeah. I still have to I’m trying to do I’m not even at three triple digits yet. What destination? I mean, I am I’m I’m uh over 100k, but I’m trying to do Okay. I don’t have a destination. I’m trying to ride I’m at 88 right now. I’m trying to ride 150 and then see how I feel and then probably go a little further. You brought a tent with you or No. So, I’m just going to stay in a hotel or somewhere tonight. Okay. I got lucky last night cuz I used a website and Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, I used a bit warm. Haven’t been in the fridge. Yes, you can. We wanted biscuit also from Hanover. Oh damn. Waffles waffle like waffle tiny mini micro waffles. Latin means small. Latin like small like in Italy it’s either when I came here I didn’t know I don’t even know how to say you know I just know how to say good day good Morgan goodorggan dog is yeah everything I was like [ __ ] I don’t know how to say anything it’s cuz I didn’t know I was coming So never been to never ever I went to the Frankfurt airport. I got stuck like on a layover and I had to stay but we didn’t even leave the airport. The hotel was in the airport. Okay. And we were stuck in customs. Like they wouldn’t even let us leave. Yeah. So yeah, I’ve never been here and I didn’t know I was coming. So it was a good surprise to just be like I’m going to go to B and I was going to take a train and then I was like why am I why don’t I just ride? I have time. You want to meet some guys or friends in there? Uh my friend Oonie lives there and she helps me edit videos. She’s there and um somebody on Twitch that I don’t know in real life, but I’ve been talking to I’m going to meet up with him to meet. Uh that’s the only plans really. I’d like to meet some people who like ride like a little bit more like maybe some messenger or like some people. I know there’s a couple people that live there that I know of, but I don’t know them. So, you know, I brought some cameras and stuff. It’d be cool to meet up with some some people. But I definitely am going to go there and rest for a bit. Yeah, cuz I’m doing it in three days, which is really fast. It’s fast for me. Like I’ve never been this much like in one day. Yeah. So I’m just trying to challenge myself. See if I can do it. Yeah. Handover or around here is like a halfway point. Oh, very cool. Handover is quite bit closer to Berlin. Yeah. But it’s almost halfway. Okay. So um yeah, I used to study in the we call it slurry bells. Yeah. Because of all the agriculture goes onto a building. Yeah. Yeah. And you’re in the right now you’re like on the imaginary upper third of Germany where it’s totally flat like the great plains of Germany if you will all the agricultural stuff and that like that and um Hanover and the Ottabban which goes from Amsterdam to Berlin like here this two road. Yeah. Right. A2. Yeah. And it’s like the border to the German Midlands where it starts to get hilly and Oh, I see. So only the upper third of Germany is flat like great plains like and uh this part it’s hilly yeah it’s hilly and down there it’s you know with sure with few bigger rivers and or river valleys where it’s flat like Frankurt area and moonberg and other areas um but here it’s it’s probably a little more beautiful down there but the the classic German what the Americans think of it’s more like south of handle and um yeah, the upper third is like I’ll have to come back and check it out because I I literally just went put in a route. I mean, it’s it’s pretty much a straight line and there is another route. There’s like a a known cycling route, but it brings you down and like the route was doing like zigzag everywhere and I was like that’s like cool for a tour and I’m not in a hurry but I made a lot of time up in the Netherlands cuz the the bike paths are slow, but there there were sections where they were just straight for so long. So, I can just like get down and just jam for a long time. Also, nothing was open. Um, so I just had nowhere to stop. So, I just kept going and going and going because I was like, “Oh, man. Nothing’s open.” And I finally started to find the gas station. In Germany, too, um they said all the grocery stores and all the labels and gas stations. Yeah. But I found a like a I guess in the US we call them bread and bread bed and breakfast. Bed and breakfast. And yeah, um it was like a hotel with a restaurant. And so it wasn’t that expensive. It was like €8 extra tax and everything. And it came with breakfast in the morning and then I spent probably I think it was €45 on dinner. I ate so much food. I ordered for two people and then I had two big beers. I probably should have drank water, but Yeah. Yeah, you’re good to go. Yeah. I was like, there’s water in the beer, right? Yeah. It’s pretty typical of the little uh restaurants around. Yeah. Mostly run by elderly people. There was a bunch of young There was like I was like how old are these people working here? They are like very young girls. They’re probably like 19. Yeah. And um it’s like if you’re like more in the demographic shift and stuff like that and you head from here more east in the direction of Berlin, you’re literally crossing the old um border between west and east. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s the state in the the federal state of um the lower sexy so it’s called and the next state where you’re running into is called sex I think it’s and the border there from north to the southern most eastern part of Germany is like where the former border happened. Okay. Where the shootings were. Yeah. Yeah. L literally NATO and peace block. It was like Soviet Soviet till 199. Yeah. Yeah. And we will bump into a few signs. Very interesting piece of history cuz in the US they don’t properly explain it in in school. They just talk about you know where we going. This is just life. I know. Uh it’s it was uh it it was they just say oh yeah you know Nazi Germany bad. They don’t talk about the US and the USSR working together and the USSR fighting with the US against Japan and Germany and they don’t talk about it at all. And I went to Russia and I got to see a different picture of what that was and how I don’t know. They just deserve some credit, man. They just [ __ ] Yeah. They have these huge monuments in St. Petersburg of just [ __ ] like farmers and women holding like they’re not weapons, they’re tools. They’re like farming tools. Like huge. Also in Ukraine. Yeah. In Ukraine, too. like we needed a big monument and crazy uh history. Yeah. Cool. Okay. They don’t tell us. They don’t teach us anything in the US. I don’t even know how to speak any language. I mean, you’re separated on your own island, if you will, from Fran to the Canada and Mexico. We don’t even talk to Canadians and then anymore. And then we give people from Mexico a hard time. Sound good. But over here it’s cool because there’s so many everyone has been together for a long time. And of course there’s history of people trying to battle and take over land. But I think of that now. How would you do that? People have their c the cultures and the language is so different. Like even if you took occupied an area like they’re never going to you’re it would take many many years to make them conform and change language. So you imagine nowadays like look at Belgium. Yeah. It’s a big melting pot. Yeah. Netherlands, Dutch, Germans and and they all kind of don’t want to change for each other. I think they tried to change the language to English like one time in the Netherlands too recently and they said no. Belgium tried to separate from Bolognia where the southern part of Belgium is and the northern it’s flanet never running. Yeah. Also then there’s always you have low you have south southwest France and northwest Spain. Yeah. That don’t identify with France and they don’t identify with Spain. They more they vibe with each other and they’re like we don’t want to be a part of any of this. We speak a different language and we’re not going to stop speaking this language and the same in Cat alone, you know. It’s crazy. I mean, it’s the same in Germany as well. If you go there are southern parts in Bavaria, there are pretty remote areas where I can’t even understand. Oh, really? Oh, that’s very even in the uh eastern parts like south of Poland areas. Does that not change with uh do you think the internet helps that go away a little bit? Probably a bit for the youngsters, but elderly people the elderly. Yeah, they’re locked in and even nowadays we got like a big um rightwing shift with the AFD party. I know. Yeah, I’ve been hearing a lot of in the US or not in the US but in Europe. In the US and um they are more proud even more proud on their eastern heritage. So they try to separate from part not literally but the culturally. Yeah. And um there’s like an even young people because they got influenced by social media. Yeah. Yeah. And the right-wing parties know how to use social media to influence the youngsters. Yeah. Even better than the old parties. Yeah. It It changed. Yeah. In the US, it changed big time. Yeah. Yeah. They uh they didn’t know what the hell they were doing and then all of a sudden they just hired some really good people. But it’s also Yeah. There’s there’s a there’s a fine line. You should be proud of your heritage, but you like there’s a line where it’s like running on a knife’s edge. Same here. It is cuz there is something to be like ah we should keep our language or we should keep this way of life. But then there’s also like everything else is bad. None should be able to do what they want. But it’s also, I think, important to protect some heritage and like make sure that you don’t lose it, you know, cuz it’s similar to like some country like Spain coming into now what is Mexico and making everyone convert to Catholicism, you know, and making them speak Spanish, you know what I mean? And they it’s similar in that way except for it’s happening internally in your life. better than me. Exact. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they overlapping areas of course. Yeah, that’s a good way to say patriot rather than chat. What the [ __ ] were you guys talking about? They’re just I don’t even know what’s going on in here. They’re all being quiet cuz they’re talking. I got a big rig. Oh, overlanding. That’s a landing in Germany. Maybe with a survival tactics truck. I don’t know. Germany standards. This whole northern part of Germany, southern southern part like I told you before. Thank you. Yeah. It’s like the the population density is quite low. German Yeah. On on this side. Okay. The more north north you go in Germany. Yeah. Except Hamburg’s Hamburg, Hanover and Breman, the big cities, it’s quite density is quite low and it’s mostly farm. Yeah. Okay. Uh but fun fact, one of the the major car manufacturer VW is from the metro area. Yeah, it’s Wolfford. You heard of Hburg? I saw it on the map. Yeah, it’s like literally over there 1 hour drive. Um, I that was my first car. I had a I had a No, I had a green four-door Golf Golf, a GL like 2.0. Okay. And then I got a 98 Mercury GTI VR6. [ __ ] love. Yeah. Put intake, exhaust. I put some money into it. I love that car. Slammed it. Yep. Slammed it. I had Audi TT wheels on it. Mhm. And it’s like, yeah, this is this road. This is where I spent all my money. I was super young. I still like that’s what I think is funny about the the biking thing is like people people will come in there into the live stream or into my videos and comment like, “Fuck all cars.” And I’m like, “Bro, I’m not I don’t think that. I just think like maybe before you get your license, you have to ride a bicycle for two years in traffic. So, you understand what it’s like to be on a bike when cars are driving around and then you’ll drive your car differently when you’re around bikes. I know I drive way different on anyone on a bike cuz I know what it’s like. So, like just it’s just perspective, you know? Yeah. So, I’m also a cyclist. Yeah. And they used to race mountain bikes in Euro and PH races. Really? For Canfield bikes? Canfield bikes? I have heard of Canfield bikes. They used to race in Duro and downhill. Uh, right. And they um set up a European distribution center. Not really center but small business office. Yeah. Unit near the Frankfurt area. Back in the days like 087. and I applied for a sponsorship and years before I also raised money and then um they said yeah okay you can come on the team that’s and you just reached you just reached out and they said yeah no I applied with you with my results videos and time before social media kicked in yeah now it’s like you have to have you have to show your yeah it’s so weird though and that was a great I’m in prison lands country. Both the founders and brothers came over here a few times a year and we raced together. And that’s so cool, man. Dang. Race mountain bikes. That’s back in the day. Only just for fun nowadays, but back in the days. Now, yeah, nowadays. During during my studies, but Okay. Yeah. Nowadays, it’s crazy. Like, wait a second. I have to check my car. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I’m too afraid to upset a German by [ __ ] on cars. Bro, I just told him my first my first car was a Volkswagen. What are you talking about? I can’t make that up. That’s for real. I can tell you the weird [ __ ] about it. All right, here’s the weirdest thing. the VR6, at least the OBD2 um VR6 to change the spark plug. The spark plug cooler be the intake manifold goes over the engine. You have to take this like this. Yeah. And you have to take this little plastic piece off of it. Comes with the car. But if you had no idea and didn’t read the manual, you wouldn’t know cuz you had to go in and they had these the plugs have these little metal and you push this thing all the way down and twist it and then that’s how you pull them out. I brought my car to a place to change my oil and change my plugs for me. And that was the last time I ever did it. I dropped it off. I picked it up and it got dark and I I started driving away. My car was running like [ __ ] and I was like, “What the [ __ ] What is going on? It’s like it’s like firing weird. It just feels weird.” And so I like popped the hood. It was dark out. Pop the hood and I look and I can just see the spark plugs grounding out on the [ __ ] motor because they just use fireworks. Yeah. They didn’t know how to they didn’t know how to take the the uh the cables off. And that’s that’s a typical Volkswagen thing. Like they have specialty tools that you need to know about always. Yeah. Yeah, you have to pay extra extra charge here and there. But once you have everything, it’s kind of like some bike stuff. It’s like once you have the tools, it’s like a whatever. Where are these going? They’re going that way. I was like, I see that. And I was like, oh yeah. Maybe we can sit in my car or something. I’m going to move this over here for now. The bike is more than you. Yeah. It’s more just the the cables I don’t want to ruin anymore. I already I ruined some yesterday already. No, I should I should probably go after this beer anyways. I know you came all the way over here. No worries. You have to get you have you got have a few miles under your belt today, right? I Yeah, I still have I still have like 60 miles at least. So, what’s your which is crazy area you planning to head to? I don’t even know. Uh I’m going to go I’m going to go um I mean 150 and then see how I feel. I’m going to ride more than it, but I’m going to see how I feel. The real I was really trying to do 200 miles today. I’ve never done 200 miles, but I don’t know if I’m going to make it. It’s quite nice. And then all the timber houses. I I think I’m definitely riding through from summertime. Summertime. It’s all coming from one little cloud. I don’t understand. It’s a big cloud. Yeah. We’re going to check the rain radar. Yeah. I’ll show you. Yeah. It’s just that little guy. Everything went north there. So it’s like Yeah, it says like 15 minutes 15. Yeah, that’s all right. We can just we can we’re chatting anyways together. This is So when you go when you have to sell it, sell it quite a pound. Oh, that’s very [Music] like So I don’t know. I was going to get to like this. I don’t even know if that count or not. I figured like around this area. I was just going to look online, but I didn’t get to. So, I found the vending machine and uh we’re trying to buy alcohol from them. Okay. But you have to have a German ID to like the machine. You had to ask uh children. I was Yeah, I did. And I was like, I don’t know what to do. Oh my god. Oh, I left my window open, but it’s okay. You want to go close it? No, I don’t I don’t want to get close to it. It’s just going to be wet in the dark. It’s a calm calm. Jesus, man. So one more fun fact. Yeah, that uh community of the name of the game new middle central. Okay. So this is the new center. Yeah, the new size. But you see the logo up there with the with the uh what the yellow ones and the the tower in the middle. Yeah. have been contact was the first um and like the first official oil drilling location in the world really 1780 years ago they sat for oil over there is a museum with a big uh tower as well. Yeah. You just you asked me if you needed your your sweater earlier and I was like, “No, it’s hot and now it’s like now it’s cold and rainy.” I mean, it’s uh up and down during summer time. It’s one week it’s pouring rain. Yeah. and getting humid like before humid, you know, you had the feeling on your your sticky. And um next week it’s supposed to be like um 30° like uh what’s it like 99 86 90 and then week after it’s all the way up and down up and down this year. The weather in southern Germany is less rain but also at the same time same kind of rain. Um but the temperatures don’t like down that much. Yeah. More more stable paper. Okay. That’s that’s a good Couldn’t have chosen a better day. Yeah. I like all the uh the old German architecture on the way in the farmhouse. You can kind of see what the bushes over here with the hood in between the wood slats. Yeah, the timber. You see a lot of that on the way here. Yeah, that’s typical for this region. It’s cool. Um the big huge roofs. Yeah. When you go to um southern Germany Yeah. Sunday, you you will recognize that the uh housing surface has a different color than the southern part. Oh, really? Compared to the northern part, you got those brick buildings in the northern part, the red ones. I don’t know the uh anything else. And sometimes you got more like yellowish and um like closed off where it’s more darker and terracotta colors orangey and the roof colors are different more dry. Oh, this is what I was riding in last night. It was like that. That That was when I bumped into your stream yesterday. It was like this and I was like, “Oh my god.” No, he’s traveling from Amsterdam to Bel. It just started like a little bit of rain and then it just did this for the rest of the time. And when I walked into the hotel, I was just like water was dripping everywhere. And I was I was like, “I’m sorry. I’m trying not to get anything wet. I need to can I get a room? And then they’re like, “Yeah, I want to show you the room.” And I was like, “You want to show me the room?” “Yeah, I want to show you the room.” And I was like, “Okay.” You’re soaked and dripping. I was like, “Come show me the room.” And then she’s like, “The room’s down there.” And I was like, “I thought you were going to show me the room.” And so then I got the key and went in. I was like, “The room’s good.” And then she’s like, “Okay, do you want it?” I was like, “Yes.” I’m sorry. It’s like custom, Larry. I guess we went to the room first. I’m not used to that. I was just like, “Yeah, I want the room.” Were there other gifts on the There were Yeah. It seems like a spot where tour buses go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh cuz there was a on the thing to fill out. I had to take a Google Translate photo. Mhm. So, I knew what I was riding, but it it asked for like the tour bus stuff on the bottom. Um Yeah. Yeah. pretty fine. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I’ll drink one more beer. No, wait. Yeah. Yeah, I will. You can take the Coke with you. Okay. I love that. Yeah, you can take the biscuit as well. I’ll probably drink this. Re supply your uh your needs. Oh, this. protect these. Yeah, go ahead. Resupplying. Now I don’t have to stop again. I have this one already. You have a uh uh I have a real mount. I got the metal one where the uh bottle open. Oh yeah. Like I have I don’t know. Maybe the key is too small. Don’t [ __ ] Here we go. Oh, no. Okay, that’s all right. I’ll drink it. Okay, I got I have this. I’ll just have to drink it now. Both. Oh, no. I’ll try this one. You have that one. Fun fact, German beer. Yeah. 50/50 mixed with Coca-Cola. It’s called diesel. Diesel. Yeah. Yep. I got to try that. I had a Jager earlier today. Yeah. For breakfast. Cheers. Uh it was like maybe lunch time. Yeah. Maybe it was 10 9 or 10 maybe. The little ones like the shot. Yeah. It was a little bigger than the small one. There was like three different sizes. Um I had never seen them. I saw the small one before, but this one’s a little bigger. And then there was another one that was like a little bigger than that one. I was going to buy one of each, but I was I didn’t want to carry it. Um, [ __ ] Meister is also from the metro area. You’re uh Oh, really? Keep trying to put this on here. Beer and Facts. I like this. See, they like you. You were on YouTube cuz there’s Well, that there’s Twitch and YouTube. Yeah, I’ve seen your most of the time when I’m on a rant telling people shut up, it’s usually YouTube. Yeah, I experienced the same day. But it’s I’m uh I’m being I’m being dramatic. I’m just like [ __ ] around. But I am saying like please stop. But I’m also adding drama to it by saying shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up. No. It’s usually just YouTube. Yeah, right. YouTube, you suck. No, you guys are cool. You had any issues with your bike or uh Not really. My back tire I probably The rear tire is looking Yeah, it’s cuz they rode it to Portugal, right? Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I rode from Amsterdam and Portugal last week. Oh, no way. Yeah. Amsterdam, Berlin. Yeah. Well, that’s why I’m trying to do it fast cuz I did that one in 21 riding days. Okay. With u two friends and then some more people. Two people joined us off and on. Mhm. And so yeah, I haven’t done anything in my bike. I I I changed some stuff in Spain. I I just swapped out the brake pads um cuz we were going to start descending. Um but yeah, I haven’t really changed much. So, everything is good so far, but I have a lot less weight leak on the bike. Uh, when I did that one, I had this I had a a pan ears on the front on the forks and then I had one on the back here and then I had a a pole that came for the camera. Yeah. Back here. And I’m just doing this the easier the setup and light lighter weight. So there’s not as much stuff in here. This was full like I call this uh arrangement ass rocket like the the mounting setup where you put it here without the uh asset. Yeah. The asset. a friend of mine who’s travel racing and traveling around in the uh during the time. He got the air. They work, but when you stand up, they like move around. This one’s pretty nice cuz it just connects to the axle. Extra extra stiffness. Yeah, it just kind of stays. I mean, this moves around a little bit cuz it’s there’s just a bag in here, but It’s [ __ ] dirty. It was It was creaking this morning. Uh, one of my pedals because of the uh fine sand. Yeah, I thought which went in on in the bottom rack. The bottom racket is sealed, but the pedal. Yeah, the other pedal um the cap fell off somewhere in Spain. I don’t know. I noticed it when the tour was over when we were done and I was like, I lost the cap. Yeah. And then it riding in the rain for 2 days this morning, it just started going click the pedal a little bit more. Yeah. And so I pulled over and like tried to mess with it and it’s just I don’t have a cap so like there’s just water in there just getting messed up. Yeah. So it’ll make it. It’ll be all right. And if it doesn’t, I’ll just I don’t know. I can find the pedal at a shitty bike shop or I can just take it apart and take the pedal off so it’s just a spindle. Why not? Yeah, I got zip ties on my back. Exactly. I have some zip ties, too. Good to go. Where do you charge your all your accessories? You have a power bank. I have a char I have six power banks. Six power banks. Yeah. They look like uh like the slim ones. You don’t have to Yeah. So these these are always Mhm. Um always on basically. Yeah. So yeah, there’s uh one in here right now and then it’s charging. Oh, it should be charging this. Whoops. Oh, that battery is still good. That’s why. Uh this this I’m just carrying these. And then this one’s wireless. That way whenever this helmet one dies, I just take one out. It’s ready to go. Perfect setup. And then that one’s the face one. That one has I use the microphone from that one cuz it’s close to my face. Yep. And then this one. [Applause] There’s a There’s a modem here. It’s just a Wi-Fi router basically. And it’s connected to a phone. Yeah. And then I have two more phones and everything connects through here and it connects to that phone basically through Wi-Fi basically. Yeah. And it uses all of the all these phones are just modems basically, you know. And then I just have this on here for the ring which it actually works really well. Yesterday my the hot the yeah the little router router was um dry underneath but this was completely soaked. Yeah. So it just sucks the water out. I mean your with your body or Yeah. In my body. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. It works. But I’ve done this this kind of thing like multiple times. Uh experimenting and this is how it is right now. But it’ll probably change again. But it’s working okay. Germany and the cell network’s not that good. No. Compared to we were in the middle of nowhere, Portugal climbing through the mountains. It’s crazy. I can tell you the cost of you in the US. You got to German. Yeah. And uh when I don’t I get it wrong, but it’s half half government owned and half uh open company. I don’t know how to explain it, but figure it out. And they say, “Okay, we are the guys. Over there is an area where no one lives. [ __ ] off. We don’t need internet because demographics and people moving out.” Oh, cuz no one lives. So, we’re not going to spend the money. So, we got better internet along the infrastructure router streets and highways. And that’s what I was explaining to Chad. Okay. So the the way I routed this as well is I mean now that I learned from you it’s a straight line to Berlin but the route I took is like following most of the way is like semi main road that goes through a lot of towns small towns. There’s another way that goes down below closer to um the city you came from. There’s like a route Yeah. There’s a route that goes down there, but it it does this a lot and there’s less towns and there’s smaller roads and so I didn’t think the cell service was going to work that well over there. So So we got different providers here in general like O2, Vodafone, T-Mo, and others. None of mine will connect to T-Mo. None of none of my SIMs. They connect to the O2 VOMAX or something. Vodafone and and another one. Yeah. But maybe it’s just maybe maybe it’s T-Mobile, but they’re me is borrowing from T-Mobile. Exactly. That’s the point. Yeah. Till the ’90s, uh, T-Mobile was the only um supplier of cell phone service and internet service. Oh my god. And they said, “Okay, we open up our parts, our cake to all the others who want to to take part, please.” Yeah. And uh before that time mobile was called German whatever federal agency for telephone connection something like that. Yeah. So they are sitting on all the infrastructure and saying oh you want to get a part. Yeah you can but you got to pay uh let’s see massive one. Yeah I see. I I went to I’m doing a lot of uh old school vintage car. Yes. It’s different in the US. Yeah. Yeah. Um I’m doing a lot of vintage car rallies. So I went a few years uh back I went to Barcelona navigating by carates sitting in the tent in the car. Oh, that’s sick. Uh traveling by taking pictures and going there and there and setting puzzles up and stuff like that. And we went alongside the uh Algerian Algerian the Algerian border Morocco Algeria and they have a dispute but the cycle was perfect. We were in the middle of it great. You can go to I’ve been to the North Cape the most northern point of Europe. Yeah. Perfect. From here you can go all the way through Sweden, Finland, Norway. Really? Finland got like four million people in there. Yeah, but they have great internet or great cell phone towers. Yeah, that’s funny. There’s a guy on Twitch who is there right now. Well, he’s in and actually people were like, you could you should go do a tour up there. This the cell networks are great. You Morocco? Yeah. Wow. Mor Morocco’s really good, too. That’s interesting. I mean, they got clean. Oh, really? You still [Applause] are still thinking of people living in Morocco and riding horses and I don’t know milking the the tourist. Yeah. Places. Yeah. But when you go on the bigger route, it’s like the African Europe. Yeah. It’s a most developed uh northern um one of the northern uh countries in Africa where it’s most developed. Oh, Marrakesh that’s from like the French and the Spanish Portuguese just [Applause] [Music] they do a really good race there. Second race. Yeah. Um it’s an ultra and you start in there and it’s a I don’t want I don’t know I think it’s like I don’t know what it is in kilometers but it’s like 800 miles. It’s like uh 1,300 or something. Yeah. And it’s Yeah. It’s the first one to do it and and basically you go up into the mountains down out of mountain back up into another mountain down back up in the mountains. Endless endless mountain range. That’s what it is. It’s the Atlas Mountain Race. The Atlas Mountain range and mountain race. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just happened recently. Okay. Yeah. Uh I’d like to get into doing that maybe not to be not to compete with people but for myself. Compete with myself and just push myself. That’s kind of what this is. But I get to stop and hang out and meet people. You random dudes. Yeah. Yeah, but if I was doing the race, I wouldn’t be live streaming and I would just be like, or maybe I should live stream it. That would be interesting. But there’s nowhere to charge the batteries. That’s the problem. That’s one of the reasons why I I wanted to ride I wanted to ride and not stop riding last night. Like see how far I can ride until I’m like so tired that I’m it’s dangerous. and then find a place to sleep. I like go in the morning or just like sleep somewhere, take a nap for a little bit and then get back on my bike. But I can’t stream it because I have nowhere to charge. It takes like a couple hours to charge everything up. You have to stay overnight somewhere. Exactly. Charge. If I had someone to just come and give me the batteries and I could just keep going. I think there are some special hubs to I have. I see. I see. It works. Okay. Okay. It doesn’t do the the uh their 30,000 Mhm. or 40,000 mill. [Applause] Yeah. So, a it takes Yeah, it takes uh like a day and a half or something to charge. It will charge like a 20 Yeah. in one full day. But anything after that, it takes a long [Music] car. I hope so. So, you save these bottles because you get eight cents. Oh, you get eight. Someone said it was 25. No, 25 is for the uh for the uh cans. Well, the cans are worth more. Yeah, 25. They’re like, “Why did you just why did you leave those?” And I put them by the trash can after someone told me and I was like, “Well, I’m not I don’t want to carry 25 like25 in there or somebody will take it out.” Dude, it’s a pleasure. Meeting here. Thank you so much. This a small waffle. Yeah, small. Latin chat. Latin means tiny. Small. But since we are here in the countryside, I’m going to put the bottles into Oh, cuz you don’t think anyone’s going to walk by. I mean, like I said you before, we are in the No here, right? Yes. And they’re going to clean up everything and we put in fresh. I showed the chat earlier why you buy a popsicle to clean your drench. It’s perfect. It’s exactly Yeah. I was like I was like you why I bought this ice cream. It’s not cuz I wanted ice cream. to clean my bike. As soon as I cleaned it, the noise went away as well. The pedal also, I think, dried out, but everything cleaned up. All right, I’m going to drink this while I’m riding. I’m very excited to try this. Actually, I’ll take a little sip now. It’s a bit more It’s a bit more verbally like like Oh, yeah. On the on your tongue. Yeah, it’s good. But the taste is more Coca-Colaish. Less less uh lightened up like the Coca-Cola from McDonald or from the supermarket. No, I like it a lot. That’s good. Pretty intensive. Where can Oh yeah, you need to get that in the US. I have to find a German shop that sells it. Yeah, you can get in Berlin and major cities. Yeah. Okay, Terry. Oh. Uh, I don’t know what his handles are. Do you Are you want to share your social media with him? I deleted all my social media. Good for you. He has no social media. I don’t want to turn into Spongebob hats. Yes. Smart, dude. Sorry. It’s better if you’re on it to make it, but if you’re just sitting there watching it, that’s you, chat. No, you guys are fine. But like the Tik Tok and Instagram, it gets it just starts. It’s just to like it’s too much information. You don’t need to know everything that’s going on all the time. It’s too much. You have your life to live, right? Um wishing all you all the best. Thank you. Safe travels. Thank you. Um probably we going to see maybe next year because I want to ship one of my cars. Yeah. I’ve been to Canada twice but never been to the US. You bring your car there? I want to ship my car and do a a coast to coast trip. Oh yeah, like 66. No, the 66 is lame, but uh I don’t want to put your country down, but 66 is cool, of course, but I want to like zigzagging through the country, not taking the touristy routes, right? Okay. Okay. Um so I want to ship my car to Baltimore in a container. Yeah. And in Hamburg port there are different agencies where you can um meet up with other peoples who want to ship their cars. So you share a big container I think a 50 ft container and um the plan is to go to Baltimore where pick up my car there and then jump in the car go to New York City and then like zigzagging. Hit me up when you go to New York if I’m Yeah. Let me know in advance. Yeah. Yeah, that’s where I live. That’s where I live. Yeah, cool. You go to LA and all up to um no tongue when saying goodbye to Germans, Terry. Oh, that’s only French. It’s choose not in Germany. Yeah, let me know. Brain ro. Yeah, brain rotting social media. Let me know when you get uh when when you have plans. I probably hit you on email. Let me know a little early for sure and I’ll try to make sure I’m around. I’ll let you know. Thank you so much. Thank you for the beers. Of course. Thank you. The best the best meet up in Germany so far. So far. No, I think it’s I think I think this is this is going to be hard to beat. I see it. I have to stop. I’m going to stop right by your car. Yeah, I will. See you, Chad. That was awesome, bro. That was a good way, a quality. That’s a quality excuse why we’re so far behind, huh? What do you think? What do you think, chat? Quality excuse. I think I think it’s [ __ ] That was great, dude. Also, he used to ride race mountain bikes. That was a nice guy. Super nice guy. And he deleted all of his socials. He said he deleted his socials, but he did say he saw me on YouTube. So, he still watches YouTube. I agree with that. You know what it is? It’s the vertical video scrolling that’s just so toxic. You know, it’s not even the photos. It’s the videos. Vertical videos. Oh no. Is the clouds going that way now? Holy [ __ ] Look at that rainstorm. Which way are we going, chat? Hold on. Looks like the clouds are going the other way now. The winds have been changing, Chad. That was awesome. And look at that car. That thing is so cool. That’s a sick car. Wow, the [ __ ] sky is looking real shitty over here, child. Like it looks good right here and then you look over here, it looks terrible. Whoa. Heat. Heat. It’s crazy cuz there’s a cloud right here and this cloud right here is moving this way. Oh, that’s cute. They’re sharing the weight of the bag. Heat. Heat. Look at that beautiful sky right Heat up here. If YouTube would just up its live streaming capabilities and make it what if they just made a different app like you got the YouTube app but then you have like a live stream YouTube have for creators to log in and do live streams, you know, they just had a way to like do I don’t know the live stream part of YouTube. I feel like if they wanted to, they can take Twitch out. There’s just a bunch of things they don’t know how to implement or they don’t want to implement for some reason. I don’t know. Tech salad YouTube is delayed on purpose. That’s intentional. It’s running through another beer server. It’s going to take longer to get there. I don’t think YouTube should separate. I’m just thinking as a creator myself, it’s extremely hard to set up live streams to YouTube. There’s all these [ __ ] things. It’s like it asks you like, “Do you want to monetize this live stream?” Like, whoever’s doing a live stream, of course you want to [ __ ] run ads on it. Why Why wouldn’t you want to? Like, that shouldn’t even be an option on Twitch. You just set it up and it’s [ __ ] there. Like, I don’t understand why it’s so hard for YouTube. So dumb. It’s just so dumb. It’s basically using like the options you have when you upload a video and it’s applying it to live streams, which they’re separate. They’re two different things. People are fed up with the Twitch ads. Yeah, Twitch is like the ads are crazy. Oh, we have some song requests. I’m sorry, chat. Yeah, dude. Give me my $25 in ad revenue per live stream. [ __ ] Like, why wouldn’t I want that? Brother, I’m trying to [ __ ] eat. I guess we know this on and on. Does anybody know what we are looking for? Another hero, another mind is Christ behind the curtain in the past tonight. Oh, does anybody want to take it anymore? Heat. Heat. inside my heart is breaking the show must Oh, [Music] heat, heat. Yeah. Heat. [Music] Chad, we’re in trouble. I only have one battery left. I only have one battery left, chat. [Applause] Yeah, there you go. There you go. That girl almost got clapped. She almost got [ __ ] Yo, you guys. You get that? I know. We got that. Please, somebody clip that [ __ ] Yo, that was Your jewelry like this like your jewelry like this like your jewelry like your like Your jewelry like this like this like this like this. You couldn’t even do it. He tried though. No, I haven’t been able to get a sketch. I’m not leaving everyone that we care about. It’s 420. 420. What’s my up time? 8:30. I don’t know why my batteries are dying so fast. Hold on. Let me see what I got back here. Maybe I can conserve some battery life. 48. Where are these at? Okay, I think I have an idea. If I hold on to these batteries, as long as it doesn’t rain too much. [Applause] If I just hold on to these [Applause] What do we got here? 25%. Okay. All right. We’re still actually We’re still good, but I’m just going to going to conserve All [Applause] right. I’m going to conserve a little bit. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Applause] Mark, get a life, brother. Get off your computer and go ride your bike. Try smiling a little bit instead of crying on the internet like a little girl. Hello little baby. My name is Mark and I probably don’t even live in the US, but I’m going to complain the way people ride in New York City because wherever the [ __ ] I live, god knows where, I’m going to just uh say that’s how you should ride everywhere. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up, YouTube. Oh, tech. Thank you for the sub. You probably live in Germany, right? And that is zero disrespect for anyone, the country or the people of Germany. Just saying. I just got back from a cycling trip from Amsterdam to the south of France. Oh ho [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Damn. I should really take you seriously then. Holy [ __ ] I would never do such a trip. That sounds like too too [ __ ] damn. That has nothing to do with New York City. Keep it closed. Keep it closed, you [ __ ] idiot. Keep it closed. Do you see me riding like that right now on Mike Tour? No. Ride within your environment, you [ __ ] tool. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Oh, he’s Dutch. Oh [ __ ] He’s Dutch then. He must know. He must know exactly what’s up. Huh? Get off the internet, bro. Don’t be mad on the internet. Just don’t watch it. Go somewhere else. Yeah, if you didn’t live stream your [ __ ] Amsterdam to the South of France ride, then what the [ __ ] were you doing, bro? Okay, anyways. Bye, Mark. Oh yeah. Mark, I know you’re not here anymore, but you’re a [ __ ] pancake, brother. You hear me, Mark? You are a pancake. A [ __ ] pancake. And if I remembered how to say it in Dutch, I would. You are a pancake. I hope you know what that means. So what’s going on? Heat. Heat. I dedicate that last song to Mark. I love you. This show must go on, brother. I can’t even waste my energy trying to be mad, dude. It’s too hard not to smile, baby. You [ __ ] pancake. Follow the most don’t give up listening to the wind of change. Listen to the wind of change, bro. On a summer night, soldiers passing by listening to the wind of change. [Applause] How many times has there been someone in the bucket [Applause] in the air everywhere? Well, I’m going 9:00. Walking down the street memories there forever. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Yeah. Heat. My favorite part was when Mark said, “I just got done riding to the south of France from Amsterdam.” I don’t know if he was trolling or what. That was pretty funny. What? Like what, bro? For real? Did we ride together? I don’t know. That was my favorite part. I almost I almost choked on my gummy bear, bro. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. A save one accommodations during my trip. I want Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat up here. This might just cut off. [Applause] Mark, you don’t live in New York, bro. You wouldn’t know how it is. I don’t cycle like that here. You should try riding somewhere else other than Europe where there aren’t bike paths. Give it a try. [Applause] Actually, just ride how you want, bro. No judgment. Just try to keep a smile on your face and don’t let the way other people ride bother you. Next thing you know, Mark’s going to go and start commenting on the way people ride their bikes in India. Dude, there’s only two traffic lanes. Why is there seven cars across and you’re riding through the middle? What are you doing? Shut the [ __ ] up. We’re just going to start commenting on people who ride in Jakarta. Get it together, man. Get it together. Mark, just try to [ __ ] enjoy yourself, brother. Try to enjoy yourself. You’re already here watching. Just try to have a good time. Please, please enjoy yourself. Maybe we can do a group ride when I get back in Amsterdam. We can do a little meet up. Do a little group ride. You can show me how to ride respectfully. What up, Barbecq Express? Barbecq Express. Can you believe someone from Amsterdam’s telling me how to ride a bike in New York City, USA? What in the hell wrong with this guy? Who is he? Oh, I love talking about Mark, dude. There’s a guy I used to work with. His name is Mark, and I hate him. So, I don’t hate him. That’s a strong word. I dislike him. And I’ve overcome that. That uh me being mad about not liking them. But the name still rings a bell. So, it’s fun. It’s fun to put some It’s fun to have fun with Marks now, you know? Any Mark, anyone with the name Mark I like to [ __ ] with. I [ __ ] with Mark. Mark’s my boy. In fact, we’re going to meet up in Amsterdam when I get back. First, we got a ride to Berlin in 3 days while staying in comfy hotels. Right, Mark? Maybe next time I’ll ride to the south of France. Bring a tent with me. Well, that’s all there is. The memory of the gone. Maybe we can do some camping to the south of France. Someone’s going to splash me here. Don’t splash me. Oh god. We just missed it. This [ __ ] song again. Yeah, the mark triggers me, dude. Is it this [ __ ] song again? This phone has no music, bro. He’s just talking about how amazing to get involved. Yo, this bike trail is a literal wet dream. Look how wet it is. It’s just like riding a bike. Here we go. Here’s the music. This ain’t the same song. He’s talking about the house music song. I was like, “Bro, again, get involved.” Yeah, Mark, I’ll be in Amsterdam. We can meet up, right? Maybe we can do some camping. Is that legal in the Netherlands? camp places. I don’t know how long I’m going to be there, though. I got to make my way back to Paris. Might just ride there. Who knows? That’s even if you’re even in Amsterdam, controlling me. Now make it come back to Paris. You can ride however the [ __ ] you want here. Dude, I know. Paris reminds me of New York riding, dude. You ride in Paris just like you ride in New York. It’s [ __ ] sick. You know what else is the same? [ __ ] Lisbon, dude. Portugal. Holy [ __ ] It’s a [ __ ] mad house there. Void was kind of like that too in Spain. It was very heavy carcentric. All the bike paths made zero sense. Kind of had to take to the streets. Bungle Park is lame. Wild camping in Bongo Park. Look how wide of a space this guy’s taking. [Music] right here. Oh, bumpy. I hate to say it, but I’m not Mark. [ __ ] [ __ ] smark. I hate to be that guy. Damn. Here’s all the bikers, dude. We found them. Where are they going? Where are all the bike guys going? [Applause] This guy’s got a cape. Oh boy. He looks a little sketch. No, he’s he’s in control. He’s in control of his bike. You got to look out for the ones that look sketchy. Those are the ones. Those are the ones you have to be worried about. What up, DD? G D [ __ ] G. wants to be on the other side of the road. What the [ __ ] Makes no sense. Is there a road over there? Oh, there is. [ __ ] That’s all right. I’ll stay here. Just stay here. Oh, what the [ __ ] is this truck, bro? Oh god. Hey, what up, brother? Going to just pass here on the bike path. Don’t mind me. Riding in St. Louis might be as wild as riding in Jakarta. Not going to lie. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Don’t. It’s hard to be like, “Oh, you can’t ride like that. You’re riding like that.” Yeah. It’s like, bro, you’re going to tell someone who lives in another country how they should ride their bike? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? I would never tell someone how to ride their bike in their own [ __ ] country. It’s so [ __ ] rude. It’s very rude. Rude boy. Rude boy. Fair check. Yeah, dude. Yeah, for sure. Riding out there is a [ __ ] trip, too. I bet. If you can survive. I mean, it sounds like a [ __ ] paradise. Just decision making and crazy riding. You’re giving car drivers a bad name, bro. It’s people like you who give car drivers a bad name. Waiting ra. The region is amazing. The city is [ __ ] hell. I do. Every man does his thing a little different. That’s true. Your name is Marky Mark. What up, Marky Mark? I’m glad you’re still here and you’re enjoying this. Thank you, man. I like that you it seemed like you uh were a little serious, but it sounds now that you’re just actually not taking anything too serious. Not that it matters, but you got an extra two points from me, dude. You know, chalk it up. Give the man two points from Terry B. Marky marketer stay. Must be raining in Amsterdam. What do you mean? A sugar mark. You can’t ride when it’s raining. The [ __ ] Okay, bye. I’m going. Well, Mark is actually the internal conflict of positive freedom and negative freedom. Yeah, Mark, I have to ride another 101 miles so I can get my double double century in my sandals today. It’s 4:20. It’s looking like I’ll be riding until 11 p.m. at night. I hope I can make that happen. See, can I stay on this road? Oh, nope. This is Seline. We made it to the town of Seline. Selen made it to Bro. All right, Mark. Mark, we’re going to do a bump, dude. Mark, we’re going to do a bump. Check it out. Oh, that’s for you, Mark. Oh god. Oh, it’s just so bad. Oh my god, it’s so bad. No. Oh my god, Mark. That was [ __ ] killer. Holy [ __ ] That [ __ ] is gnarly, bro. I don’t know if I like it. Hello Oh boy. Watch the splash. Oh, you [ __ ] [ __ ] She She looked when she rode through it. She looked when she ran through the pool. She looked when she drove through the puddle. She looked to see if she’s going to splash me. I can’t believe it. And then she smiled. I think she realized afterwards. I think I’m supposed to be in the street here, but whatever. She [ __ ] tried to get me with the puddle, chat. Holy [ __ ] Where’s the Oh, it wants me to go behind this house in this alleyway, I think. No, no. I see the little signs. Yes, this is a bike lane. You see the little blue signs? It’s got a mom with her child and it’s got a bike. Alvin, what? Arvin, what up, brother? No, we haven’t had curry wor yet. We did ride by a spot earlier, but it was like it was like 10 or 11 a.m. and it was too early. Raiders, do we get raided? The walking commuter with the raid. Let’s go. Sorry, the alert didn’t go off. Let me see if I can fix that. I don’t know. Like the service in Germany is pretty bad. So, uh, what’s up? What’s up, Raiders? I’m Terry B. I live in New York City right now. We’re in Germany somewhere. It says it on the screen there. Uh, I’m riding from riding my bike from uh Amsterdam to Berlin. This is day two and we are taking uh kind of the the most direct route there, but we you caught us right when we were going through the city, which is cool. I got to go left here. [Applause] And uh yeah, now we’re causing traffic here in Germany. I should have just turned right there around the car. See, my New York instincts, because I’m not in New York, I’m riding like more sensitively to the area, trying to be polite, but some of this stuff is so ridiculous and it’s like not as safe. I should have just went around anyways. Okay, sorry. Uh yeah, so we are on our way to Berlin. Uh I’m trying to do it in 3 days. So today’s day two. We left Amsterdam yesterday. You can look at the route command exclamation mark route. Yeah, we’re on a bike. We’re not walking. I know the walking community does a lot of walking and exploring New York. We’re in a different country. It’s a little different. We got no Midtown here. He’s got trikes. Hello. Goodbye. She was very upset. Uh, anyways, we just finished a um we just finished a bike tour. We rode from Amsterdam to Lisboa, Portugal. We did it in 21 riding days. Uh it was 20 26 or 27 days total including some rest and some stop days where we stayed we stayed like two days in Bordeaux, a day in Paris, two days in San Sebastian. Uh where else? I think we stayed in Voy an extra day. Uh, one of my friends had a uh on the tour had a mechanical, so we had to slow up a little bit and yeah, got back to Amsterdam. We flew back and then take the train like I was like, why take the train when you can ride? So, here we are riding. So, we’re riding in Berlin and uh yeah, welcome to the stream. Um, you have questions about anything, I’ll try to answer. If I don’t, chat’s really good about answering. So, sorry YouTube, the route command’s not there for you yet. That’s the old seven hills of freaking route that we did. Um, anyways, yeah, much love y’all. Enjoy the stream. Why can’t New York? Uh, yeah, just like anywhere. It’s got its its goods and its bads, man. You know, it’s definitely one of those cities. It’s real easy to hate on from the outside. There’s so much arcade and Bartley deserves it cuz the people who live there are so prideful of being there because to live there takes a major sacrifice. There’s a lot of sacrifice you have to make to live there. A lot of dumb [ __ ] you have to deal with. So, where are we going now? Across the street. These [ __ ] German bike lanes are so strange. All right, now we’re going over here. I just want to go and I’m trying to behave here, Chad. Oh, I can go now. I’m trying to behave. NYC riding is a bit rubbish, isn’t it? Nah, like this is my take on uh cycling places. I’ve mentioned it like [ __ ] three times since we got back from Lisbon, but like how do I say it? It’s really nice that places like the Netherlands and Finland and [ __ ] what? Denmark, Sweden, even uh even Belgium is all right. France is good. Spain Spain’s different. I’m not even going to put Spain in that. Spain doesn’t even belong in that conversation, but cuz you ride in the road there. But the whole bike path thing, it’s cool that it’s there because it gives people, kids, elderly, moms, a chance to get around a city, and it should be that way. You should have space like this. I agree with it. However, when you ride in places like Lisbon with the hills, the cobbles, and the traffic, and the cars that don’t give a [ __ ] that you’re out there, there’s terrible bike infrastructure there. It makes you a really just a better rider cuz you’re your senses are enhanced. you’re using your ears, your eyes, and you’re paying attention when you’re on your bike. And you don’t develop that in a place where there’s like protected bike paths and lanes for you everywhere in my opinion. Uh it takes much longer to develop skills in traffic and you know, maybe which side of the street should I be on? Let’s see. I should be on the other side. this thing work. Maybe I’ll just keep going and then I’ll cross over there. This other crosswalk. Um it, you know, it’s like uh it’s like resistance training or going to the gym. It’s like doing difficult things makes you a better, stronger person. Right now, there’s risks to that obviously riding in life driving in New York and pushing yourself and learning how things flow is bad. There could be bad con there could be consequences to that. And I guess that’s up to you to to judge if it’s worth it or not. You know, is it worth it? If it’s not worth it to you, then don’t ride a bike or live in a place where it’s terrible to ride, you know? I don’t know. Anyways, that’s all. That’s my rant. That’s my rant about places that are shitty to ride a bike in. I think it makes it better. Now, there are, in my opinion, places that are shitty to ride a bike in that don’t develop any skills. Uh, let me think of a place. Michigan. I rode across the state of Michigan. And man, there’s nothing there. You’re just on highways and [ __ ] Uh, South Carolina, on the eastern side of South Carolina going south, you’re not developing any skill sets other than learning how to tune out cars as they pass you at 70 mph. The only road that will take you south, it’s considered the East Coast Greenway path. You know what I mean? So, like I don’t know. I’m going to go over here so I don’t get splashed by these cars, dude. Jesus. There’s always a balance, man. Always. [Applause] There’s always a balance. Lisboa. Yeah, if I say Lisboa, a lot of Americans aren’t going to understand. I didn’t even learn that it was Lisboa until I was in Europe. It’s Lisbon on our map, which is [ __ ] annoying, let me tell you. just [ __ ] spell it out and write it out how the country spells it and writes it. I don’t understand why it needs to be like English guys or whatever. Same thing in Italy. Just call the city what it’s called in the country. Don’t be a [ __ ] [ __ ] Respect respect the culture there and [ __ ] call it what it’s actually called. It’s kind of [ __ ] stupid. I don’t I need to figure out why. Like why is it that you go to like I don’t know like Napoli is Naples, Florence. Yeah. It just all of it. Roma Rome like why do they do that? You know, can someone tell me why it’s so [ __ ] stupid? It’s annoying. No respect. No respect for cultures. No respect for the people there in the history. No [ __ ] respect. Lisbbo. Lisbon. Lizenbone. Cuz of Latin names. Yeah, dude. See, [ __ ] that. Let’s call it what it is. Huh? London. London. London town. Oh my god. I see the golden arches. Chat. Chat. The golden arches. Why is the camera on? Mark made the rules. Come on, leave Mark alone, bro. [Applause] Oh, chat. Jack. [Applause] Chat. Why didn’t you tell me? Chat, chat, look at that. It only took us 3 hours longer today than it did yesterday to hit 100 miles. Well, sorry, 2 hours longer. We started late. Uh, but check it out. Another sandal century. Mark, are you still here? Check this out. [Applause] Mark. Mark, we did it again. We did another 100 miles in our sandals. Mark, we did another 100 in our Sandies, bro. With our toes out. We have our [ __ ] dogs out, chat. Mark, our dogs are out. And we did another Hyundo. Another Hyundo with the toes exposed. [Music] Uh, Mark’s my new friend on YouTube. He’s cool. He’s cool. Don’t Don’t go after him. He’s cool. He’s cool. Don’t [ __ ] with him. All right. Here here’s the uh song. Sorry. Wait. Oh, no. I skipped the song. All right. Hold on. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, it’s getting bumpy now. All right. So, we have less than 50 mi to hit the our shortterm goal today. I’m trying to do more than 150 today. I’m thinking I don’t know if I can do 200. We’ll see. I have a feeling we’re running out of light. I’ll be getting it at like 11 unless I start hammering now. I don’t want to hammer though. You know what I mean? This one Heat. Heat. [Applause] These [ __ ] lights, bro. Heat. Heat. Somebody’s got to give heart pumper a sub because you just watched more ads. Honestly, hard pumper. How do I make more money? Do you think I make more money from the ads or subs? Who knows? Does it matter? No. I’m happy you’re here. [Music] Heat. Heat. I see what you say. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah. Let’s be Mark’s on YouTube unless he comes over to Twitch. Mark, come over to Twitch, dude. It’s better. Everyone’s talking about you. They like you. I want to VIP you. Sad you can’t see it. You’re just on YouTube. Oh [ __ ] See any lane? Here we go. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Yeah, that song was a good choice. Thank you. I approve of your song choice. Wind and heavy breathing. A [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] Woo! You’re an outcast loving [ __ ] [ __ ] Ready for action. Nip it in the bud. We never relaxing. Not clashing. Not at all. But see my [ __ ] want to do a little acting. Now that’s why anyone asking. Give me one pass. Drip drip drop. There goes an air casm. When you coming out the side of your face right into your memory bank s your seat belt passing trunk ring like in the backseat ring sound like a little in the bag. But I know y’all wanted that 80. Can you feel that a SS? But I know y’all that ain’t no way. Heat. Heat. away. The girls all turn left, running there. Got me in the middle like a man big boy here. What up, brother? You can lift them. Give them something. You still haven’t played my favorite Outcast song. You’ve played the album songs from the album, but you haven’t played the song yet. So good. I’m going to let you guess which one it is. It’s not a popular one either. It’s kind of It’s so good. Heat. Heat. Heat. Can someone do a bike check for uh YouTube? Someone’s asking about the bike. Come exclamation mark. That’s what it says. current configuration minus the camera. I like the way you move. I like the way you like the way. If I was German, it would be, but for my American audience, it’s easier for them to spell. S O N GR or TIP. That works too. TIP works just as well. Phillip Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. Dream of dream open your Feel free down to your down. Show you what I see. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. [Music] No, I’m I know what album it is. The album I’m talking about. is the two CD albums where each member had their own their own album on each one [Applause] and it’s an Andre song on that album and it’s not a popular one. Black P in a cabinet sat every upper classic outdoors been scratching panic on the arms of the earth. How are you some garden dessert? I’m in the cradle of crater sing good at whatever the new the shoing is. They hit the sticky kind of [ __ ] into a foot of cement. for every 100 years exist. And there I am in the back enjoying that stupid look on my face. I am never involved. I was probably in my head about the sense of hope. Taking a second to effectively connect with the whole look. Ever since I had invisibility important, I’ve been dipping out the lobby body painted brick and mortar through pickup pattern in the numbers like black plums getting fatter. Every summer I’m a particle, a minute quantity of matter, the least possible amount of data. I’m a passenger, a road game on the course and a field so dark at the wheel emot damage all indexed. There is no real standardized fitness. I don’t know the name of the song part of another. It’s a good one. It’s kind of slow. Well, it’s talking about a woman half the looking slowest roller. Half the time I’m going backwards. How I’m always there before you ain’t a scientific matter. You pick a lane. Awesome. The truth for 30 seconds. Turn a shortcut to the scenic show means like by the river like blacks getting fatter. In the meantime being a different time beefed up and yet we find even hyena for the tree line. Lions turn vegan. Carnivores plants. Vampires make jellies and jams. It’s a pillar but a skill life steady the hand. Land a pit a couple inches from your head in the sand. With the water to counter any blood pressure a radio song a minute quantity of matter the least possible amount of data. Yeah. players ball. The first half we see a ro game on the course in a field so dark at the wheel of ultimately Yeah, just so y’all know what time it is. It sounds good. Straight from the 18. I play [ __ ] [ __ ] This rap game play a part like a [ __ ] [ __ ] it. I don’t like a [ __ ] I don’t see her yet, but they trust me. Came clean through customs. Perpetrators in the roof rapping lame like they drug related. It made me stick to my stomach off the baby. If you don’t cry, you be lying. She’ll be castrated. The rain baby after boom after emotion. What you need inside that everyone you can feel me in the womb right spot I’m giving whole back shot I’m a young country boy long flipflop but I pull up on your block and the 500 big drop I’m coming out we taking a ship to the top like balloon give a damn if it goes pop you turn it up another notch to my real [ __ ] want you pump I just speak a bing noise and we bump the boom and it’s going to shoot [ __ ] no we kick to seafood but it’s Mr. Ravioli Mr. Mr. Poking with the noodle Mr. Google ruler addicted to violence like brown college staying in the Ethiopian talking a different language I fly wild to me now 84 hard with me now beautiful ladies they want to walk with me now with me now [ __ ] pop for me now for me now fight a big in the eye for me now see now boom Room after serving of emotion inside the tomb everyone that’s true I would never fall off my heavy weight dog I ch you up like basement I’m true to this [ __ ] I ain’t to this [ __ ] over a million sol flavorable like gasoline when I’m lit up I prefer my liquor and I mean white it’s over when you cing that rappers get out the game you can fool the record label but Just reach. I just tell it how I see it, [ __ ] Back to back. The first side of the road. I got a platinum plaque. I’ve been to hell and back. So [ __ ] give me my cut big boy through your finger. After tune, boom, boom after emotion. Once you deep inside the ocean, you can feel me in the womb. Cool. Look at this German ass scene right here. I have to get a photo of this. So sick, dude. Look at this. It’s a Mark1 sitting in front of this like old brick German. This is [ __ ] sick, dude. And I I brought my camera with me and I’m just going to leave it in the bag. Not even take it out. Just going to use the iPhone. This is so [ __ ] sick. I need to get it. I wish the green door was in the shot more. That’s [ __ ] sick. That is a polo now. No, it’s a Well, in the US they’re marked on golf. I don’t know what we did have a polo in the US. I think the Mark one or Mark 2. It might be Mark 2. Actually, MK2. I think the MK1 is a little boxier. Have the tail lights like that one has. Oh man, that was sick. Yeah. 16 valve. Exactly. I think it’s a Mark 2, not a Mark one. Sorry. Smoke. Got that old house, too. The [ __ ] Look at these buildings, bro. Look at Look it. Look it. It’s so cool. 1942. Look at this one. Holy [ __ ] 1801. Wow. 1830. Look at this [ __ ] bro. Holy [ __ ] 1830. That one’s B. Texans used to be Germans. Uh, a big chunk of them. Yeah. Not all of them. No. Dude, this is cool as [ __ ] It’s the wood framing with the brick. The exposed wood framing with the brick and then the roofs. It’s so [ __ ] cool. It’s all farm buildings. Yeah, it’s [ __ ] cool though. I’m going to get on the sidewalk. This is riding pretty slow again. We’ll play music in a second. Sorry. I just wanted to check out the uh construction of these hike. Look at this one. This is all redone. You just don’t see stuff like that. All these. Oh my god. You just don’t see that in the US. You know, you see things trying to look like that, like at ski resorts and [ __ ] like trying to be Swiss German, but you don’t uh you don’t see it like this. Damn, that’s sick, bro. Whole [ __ ] workspace and the house, bro. I’d live there. I don’t know if I’d live in this town, but I’d live there. All right, now that we’re out of this little village, we can turn the music on here in a sec. W. What is this? It’s a new building there. It’s like an old community home for my grandpa’s. Damn. They do that in Germany. Like hospice care. Is that hospice care or is that just people? This is nice. the amount of uh stalling I’m doing. It’s like just I’m just on the back end of this like rain cloud, you know. It looked like it might have rained here an hour ago and we’re just uh riding through avoiding it. That looks like some serious rain over there. We’re just going to continue to like stay behind it, I guess. H yeah, you don’t get that in the US. It’s too new. The US is new. The US has uh some of the old stuff’s cool. Like on the East Coast, I appreciate this the old stuff on the East Coast, but it’s not even that old in comparison. But it’s still cool cuz uh on the West Coast, you don’t really get that. But the only time you see really old [ __ ] it’s like old like church like missions and you know [ __ ] that the Spanish brought over. Oo, we got our own little roadway. It’s blocked in this direction for Carson. Nice one, man. All right, let’s play some music. Ludicrous. Yeah, I keep a Glock. Can’t you like the leak a lot? Meanwhile, cranking the volume now up on my speaker box. So here he is. Get a block on the ground. It’s just a praise you might hear strolling through the a town. They don’t believe that we’ll stab him in the abdomen. Kip Park Maryland. Don’t put your fist up boy. I want a rum. You can be hand side. Thinking way back before I got mine. Couldn’t ho through the neighborhood stop sign. Feel wild. It’s my adrenaline. Ladies and gentlemen, it [ __ ] diamond shimmering. Catch me with a psych. Reaching for the trap. I’m with the nasty hoes eating pistachio. Y’all driving stuck in your cubicles. I’m stuck in the air with weed crumbs under my cuticles. After boom boom after stirring up emotion once you deep inside the tomb, you can feel me in the womb. Cool. Ooh, that’s cool for the gold. The tape three-point field goal for the score. Should I roll? Take the ball up middle the gut. What the hole? Cranium overload. Overload. Now we got seven more points on the bowl for show. B I T B O I V O Y I mean he’s blessing me. Excelling in harmonious melody. Boy, we got the recipe like rack is in there. Giving you some of the best me. We going to spit it. We going to show it to your ass. You’re a champion. We’re my dad’s last words before he pass. But I know one day we once cross it off without I say people stop the madness be okay. Self therapy the cell division. We just split it down the middle so you can see both divisions been spitting damn near. Why the [ __ ] would we be quitting? [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] What is the most attractive language? Oh, probably German because like why? Cuz it’s so aggressive. Like I just want to be yelled at like please yell at me, daddy. Like you know. Yeah. [Music] like sex and sex is the only I don’t lemonade out my trunk. I love all my team performance of the sweet 16 I feel when you want me to please yell. Let me die. Yeah. Heat. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy twitch. Crazy twitch. All right, we got 40 miles until we are tied up with the longest ride, which was yesterday. And I feel pretty good. So, we’ll be there in 2 hours. 2 hours and 45 minutes, which will be 7:45. So, we’ll definitely ride more than 150 today. 7:45. Yeah, we’ll do more than 150. I have a feeling we’re feeling good. Feeling good. I do need to look once we hit the 150 mark. I’m going to look to see if there’s somewhere to stay. And that’s the hard part. I don’t want it to be too far. I also don’t want it to be too close. I want it to be just right. Oh, you ever when you’re on a long bike ride, just dig the nose of your saddle, not into your butthole, but like in between where the bottom of your butt where the bottom of your butt is and like where your hamstring comes out. Oh yeah. Give it a little Give it a little pressure. That feels very nice. Gandi Plex, thank you for the sub. M Lina, no, I don’t have any plan. I don’t have any anything planned. No, no, nothing planned. I might go to a group ride. There’s like a pizza group ride on Thursdays, I guess. Oh, you’re trying to find the song. Yo, also if you can play the most uh penny song. They’re looking for it. They’re looking for the song. McDow. Pretty pink, baby blue, white. Why don’t you teach me something new? We’re going all just babies with you. So call baby, call baby, baby, baby blue, why don’t you teach me something new? We’re all just babies with you. So Oh, crawl baby. Crawl. Crawl. Don’t crawl. Call the baby. But I don’t care. This ain’t the song, but I like it. Gustav, thank you for the [ __ ] channel members over on YouTube, baby. Thank you. Appreciate that. Good stuff. And I’ll teleport from here to there. You show me how it’s supposed to be done. I’ll make sure you have your fun. Pretty pink, baby blue. Why don’t you teach me something new? We’re all just babies in my view. So crawl baby crawl baby. Are we going to find the Andre 30,000 song? I don’t know. This was attempt. This was an attempt at trying to find it. This wasn’t it. You’re getting close, though, cuz this is not a popular. Look at the turkeys. Just be advised. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] No, no, no. [Laughter] [Applause] bad. No, no, no. Hello. They’re so friendly, chat. [Applause] Let’s see if I can do it again. [Laughter] Bop I can’t I [ __ ] can’t chat. Holy [ __ ] [Applause] they’re so interested. Look at them. Hi. Are you guys just want some friends, huh? You guys are so sweet. You’re lucky they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving here. All right. Bye. We’ll see you later. Have a good day. [Applause] Damn. That was Those are my people right there, chat. [ __ ] hell. That was my people right there. Holy [ __ ] They really understood me. You know what I mean? They really knew what I was about. Jesus. Why are we turning this way now? I’m so confused on these directions. Oh. Heat. Heat. Maybe Baby blue. You got me talking like a baby. You make me talk. Baby talk. Baby, baby like I got and you go out my mind so this lady so like a baby teach me something You teach me something new. Just being translated talking like a baby. Like Gaga goooo. Welcome back to the stream. Harry, what you do? Harry, did you miss the [ __ ] turkeys, bro? You got to go check the clips if you did. I just Dude, my [ __ ] squad. My squad. If you missed the turkeys, bro, you missed out. Someone dropped the clip link for Harry so he could see it. They were talking to me. Oh, he saw it. Oh, he saw it. Okay. Oo, electric. This ain’t it either, but you’re getting close. She just played the whole album. Okay. You guys keep missing the song, dude. You’re You’re like shooting right around me. It’s crazy. I know the order of the album cuz when I listen to the album, I play it all the way through cuz it’s so good. It’s one album. knew what’s going down. Three girls long country road time. This baby wants to go right now. Sounds like a song about my mom, bro. I was doubling going to school. I was doubling and working at night. And you know what? I truly believe and that’s why I tell a lot of parents, sounds like, “Don’t tell me what God can’t do. I may shoot in the head. I never felt like you should be despised of anything. If a man want this song is about his mama. Yes, I did. I won’t. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. We always wanted to be a part of this. But she lies. strong. And I knew I had to go to that room by myself. She’s alive. She’s alive. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Me is all I want. You is all I want. Take me all my legs are burning, bro. Heat. Heat. Oh, it’s all I want. is all I want. Oh, look at this. We have to cross the road with a blind spot. Even look at that. Nice. With a blind spot. That’s really cool. [ __ ] dumb. [ __ ] dumb. [ __ ] hell. Why you just switch over earlier? I don’t get it. I’m just going to complain. I complain about the infrastructure everywhere. Just let me complain. Let me get it off my chest. It’s already over. So, there’s pills there. I think that’s what I drank earlier. You found it. You found the song. Finally. Jesus Christ. Only took 12 tries. You played the whole [ __ ] album. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] up. You found the album for the song. The song [ __ ] kills. So good, dude. No radio play for this song either. I don’t care. I guess it’s too long for the radio. I don’t know. Every boy and girl when you feel you done about you can mother join the vibrate. Just vibrate higher. Every boy and girl walk. You hear that [ __ ] light? What is it? Join the band. I high listening to this on a shitty speaker. You listen to this [ __ ] So many [ __ ] layers. So good. It’s like piano that so good. When you feel about [ __ ] higher every boy and girl I just want to say that this isn’t the song this is not the song but this is also this whole album is just full of [ __ ] heaters. I thought this was the song. This isn’t the song. I want to make that clear. This, however, this song fires so [ __ ] hard. This whole album has bangers. I’m telling you, you’re [ __ ] close though. This song is Ah, what happened to that camera? Why did that one turn off? [Music] Hello Oh my god, everything’s breaking. No, I’m not trolling. No, I’m not trolling, dude. I’m not trolling. I swear to you, I’m not trolling. I am not trolling you to get you to play all the songs on There’s definitely a song that you guys haven’t played. And if you don’t [ __ ] play it, I’ll just play it on Spotify. How about that? Well, hello. I’ll just play it on Spotify if you can’t find it. It’s fine. It’s fine, guys. You guys failed. It’s okay. Just admit it. I will say that Philip played the second [ __ ] hardest song on the whole damn album. It’s a very good song. It is not it though. That is not the song. That is not the song. There’s only like 12 songs on that album. Bone Appetite. Bella Bell [Applause] said. Oh, we got the rollerblade lane over here. It’s the second rollerblader I’ve seen today. I think rollerblading is big in Germany. [Applause] When you feel you best you can [ __ ] the wag the man sometimes when it’s When it’s midnight and you have no one to talk to what you do or three times eyes to you. When you feel you done the best you can join the band told you the song has a woman in it best you Mother tire. The circumcision has already begun. Desensitizing the very thing or thing that brought you into this [ __ ] in the first place. And when I say [ __ ] I do mean [ __ ] because mother earth is dying and continue to [ __ ] her death. Play with your own voice. Become the master of your own vation. And yes, God is watching you. Am I supposed to be to be embarrassed for the future is in your hands? No. There you go. Play with your own girl. When you feel you have the best you can [ __ ] the way you join the vibr. Bra you can [ __ ] the wag my bra my higher. Every boy and girl when you feel you’re done best you can [ __ ] the wagon. Come join the band. Vibrate vibrate higher. O those terrible vibrations out of here, bro. Get that [ __ ] low vibration out of here, bro. You found it. You [ __ ] found it. Finally. This is the song. Woo! Here it comes. This is the one. What’s wrong? What are you afraid of? No, this is it. She stays alone. What’s this guy doing? Stay in this mood. Clearly woman of the year. She and other girlfriends. They go out dressed to win. She comes back to the cooler side of town. She lives in my She [Applause] lives in my life. I am my fiancé. Make me want you to make me just who we are. We’re all so close and yet so why are you acting like this? I don’t care about any of them. I care about you, baby. I love you. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Coming down. Baby, I love you. Baby, I love you. She lives in my life. [Music] Thank you guys for playing that. Now you have to play most the panty song. Whatever the [ __ ] that song’s called. I demand it. Atlanta. Oh, this song’s fire. [ __ ] too. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] Yeah, this song’s good, too. Study the history. You dance to get your pants was a mission in both the same age, but I suppose wasn’t on the same page, but in the same book of life. So, I paid you when I felt that you were getting off of work. But even when you don’t get away, we started hanging like B. And in my idol head I’m thinking fool just when I think I’m going down your shirt. You’re hacking up your skirt now. The events that follow me if your hometown would be heaven or hell or hell nastiness you possess you by far the best therefore hard to tell. You dropped me off by the dungeon never came in but I knew that you were all these [ __ ] in this house up to something. Selling crap sack by sex so they can function. Well yes and no. Yes we were selling it but no it wasn’t. Cook it in the basement, then move it at a show. Then grab the microphone and everybody get a hole. Meanwhile, the video starts playing BET College Radio in a van pack full of [ __ ] with a bun in their hand and one year. You know what I’m saying? But I kept moving in my old phone. Got a new ship with the wrong room. So it took me a minute to retrieve seven digits, but I promised I would call you when I got home. But when I got home, I never did. By the time I did heard that you had a kid by some [ __ ] indicator who revived see you later when he got the good news that’s life share now I’m 19 with a Cadillac my [ __ ] had a lex with the gold pack got a plaque but I’m living my [ __ ] sick so I got a block and a little jack. You’re kind of fast for that fell in class. He used to draw and never said much cuz half of what he saw was so far from that place you want to be. That first [ __ ] it up more. Follow me. Are you starting to get what I’m getting at? And if I’m losing you, tell me then I double back. But keep in mind at the time, keep it real. Was the phrase silly said now, but those were the days when spring break and Daytona and Nick made you want to dropped out of college and never go back. Move to the south, but that ain’t a dad. Moment and moment myself and big where you know I miss that’s right you were around before this [ __ ] beun were torn had a daughter and saw that was made to mature before the first tour hit the road like jack laughed and cried and dropped it back with some yak girls used to say y’all talk funny y’all from the islands got laughing they just keep smiling no I’m from Atlanta baby he from savannah maybe we should hook up and get up and then lay down baby got love like description is like 10 does in the jacuzzi catching the holy ghost making one woozy in the head but enough about me how’s about you little kids was about to the last time we spoke I had to smoke took a shot of drink till I start the second I had smoke took a shot of drink till I start the second on another note now that some [ __ ] in the hood off I fall out I slow my lack down to a nice speed the That Friday might be new direction was apparent. I was a child looking at the for changing my style was like relief for the beast. Yes, I was on the rock the street to make bread but never primary concern just to hop on these streets and wait my turn. I meet Muslim [ __ ] and macaroni [ __ ] I get invited to a club where you see that and on stage is a single with something on her head similar to the German that I covered up my dreads with which I was rocking at the time trying to find anything that seemed real in the world. Still searching but I started liking this girl and you know her go on and on the phone that boy y’all would be the shame the song wasn’t about me that ain’t my name in love and short we had fun by the name of seven and he’s five by the time I do this big we do the language arts y’all stand against the wall if we roll the dots to poke you in the heart and take you from the start to luxury transportation and her car. Or even when your girlfriend that went to May’s mama or her daddy let her borrow the V because she’s smart. Or maybe if your neighbor does you a huge favor and he sell you that rabbit that’s been sitting in his yard. You fix it up. You trick it out. You give it all your time cuz that’s all you can think about. I got you know the whole time. That’s all you can think about. You know that it’s an auto boost. Auto boost. Auto boost. Yeah. Let’s go. This song [ __ ] slaps. Baby, slow down. Just take your time. Okay. I got so much I want to do. I just want to be close to you. Okay. I got so much I want to do. I just show you better than I can say. Don’t want to be nowhere. Nowhere in this atmosphere. I sh ain’t no sphere that’s bright like you. Don’t want to be nowhere. Nowhere in this atmosphere. I’m good where I’m at. Take your time. I’ve got so much better. The way the [ __ ] beat drops in this. Oh my god, it gives me goosebumps every time. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh, baby. Heat. Heat. I want to do this move. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Heat. Heat. The hieroglyphics tell us the story of two visionaries, outcasts, not of this world. They let a band of ragtag. Thank you for playing that song. [ __ ] you. Pursued by got me [ __ ] moving, bro. The symbols show us they reach destination. So what happened inside is a mystery. Second and when I’m on the way cold again talking you stupid like I was a curve I struck a nerve and now you about to see the southern player serve I heard it’s not where you came then I heard it’s not what you how much you think you amongst other things but I’m not worried cuz when we like so and your sack of nickel nickles See you about to be like Mr. Pickles. Daddy Fat Sax B I G V O I is that same mother. Put them knuckles to your eye and I try to warn you not to test but you don’t listen. Giving a shout out to my uncle Daniel like your hands in the air and wave them like this. And if you like this everybody say oh yeah I hold your hands in the hater and wave like the hair my illustration be like stimulation to the female gender ain’t nothing better let me know when it’s to enter if not I will because the future of the world depends on if if not the child raised won’t have that syndrome or will it know to beat the hearts regardless of his skin or will it Feel that opportunity just not get picked on. I will get big about what others say and get gone. The alienator and keep your hands in the sky like when I practice what I think and the ner of the high now. Breaker break a t and I can see a block. Everybody say your hands in the wave. And if you like fishing out the [ __ ] everybody say okay. Now hold your hands in the air and wave. And if you like fishing out the [ __ ] everybody say every day I sit while my new school thinking about your second album at the shooting cool to the end to the end of your own but I’m not married. We get frustrated and now I’m sitting at the end of the month. I just made it like you made a B team and like your daddy’s wife might be making a call. You heard the AT Elliot. So back the hell up until I play piano my world and everybody got the way they go so with the no drugs or alcohol so I can get the signal clear away. I got a stronger weapon that never runs out of ammunition. Hold your hands in the hater and wave like if you like. Everybody let me say oh yeah hold your hand in the wave like fishing out. Everybody let me hear you say okay girl in the hell. Yeah, like scared in the snow, but I’ve got a new song and I want y’all to sing along. Sing along. See, this is the way that you walk. On a sunny day when it’s raining inside and you’re all alone. [Music] Yeah. Heat. Heat. Take a little trip back up your mind for not behind. Let me see what you find. I call the circle down. If it’s a call must get down. I got don’t take no shows. I don’t use a reaper even only if I need to know the smoke or the weather. I’m a cool type of brother but y the neck ain’t nothing change the stage set a date battle we can engage you marry you divorce you for you what I’m forced to do with my back against the wall back y’all now it ain’t went nowhere like he had style in jail in it shell in it whatever floats your boat I find your lost remote and this is for the working got laid off I take my shades off my eyes Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. player. I grind with the rhyme. My words are diamonds dug out of mind. Spit them polish. Look how they shine. Glitter spl I’m coming. I hope you get off. or rock your own book like a less talk back. Get that cell on course. Make that track of course rap utterly rock with my mouth to the mic and my hand on my feet. Cadillac out this won’t stop down. Our journey project. Thank you for the tip. Look at the cab. Turn on the TV and everything is looking. That was a 99 cab. The US has got the round mark headlights with the Mark III rear lights. The Republicans or Democratic candidates. They did it for a year for half a year. Hey, extreme prejudice. Let’s dismiss this in the US. You can hear this. I know you going to be in this relentless wish list. When it comes to relentless, pursuing all pursuable god winning all things that are doable. The only elimination is just set it on the right and I’ll set it on the ground. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. We’re going over the speed limit right now. Speed. Okay. The show’s playing the landing gears up. This is Tim Booty Wilson and the booty callers. They call it booty. Look at that booty. Show me the booty. Give me the booty. I want the booty. Back up the booty. I need the booty. I like the booty. Oh, what a booty. Shaking that booty. I saw the booty. I want the booty. Booty. Bring on the booty. Give up the booty. [Music] [Music] All about the booty. Big old booty. Serious booty booty. I take the booty. The booty walking booty got the booty up. Heat. Heat. Chad. Oh my god. I’ve never heard this song before. Oh my god. It’s so funny. It’s such a funny song. Chad [Music] for the booty. You let the booty suing the booty. Scared of the booty. Spency booty. Cheap booty. Discount booty. Booty. Leash booty. Selling the booty. Working booty. Easy booty. Booty. Greasy booty. Greasy booty. Booty. Booty. Booty. Booty. I’ve never heard this song on a live stream before, bro. [ __ ] original. booty. Oh, thank you for the song request. Booty, gentle booty, expensive booty, cheap booty, buffet booty, hot booty, cold booty, takeout booty, delivery booty, all booty. Booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty. [Music] Yep. This is sick on a bike. Heat. Heat. N. Now in my younger days I used to sh when I went to loot. I carried lunch in a bag with my for my teacher cuz I knew I need a kid. Always got mad when the class was dismissed. But when it was possession I always had a question. I would break my hand. She knows she’s out there. I was on her jock. I wrote the on the bus yesterday but still I had to let her Yeah. Heat. When I dream of fairy tales, I think I’m meeting Shelly. She’s my type of hype, but I guess brother chasing and look for something better. But the smile that she shows makes me a better. I have been going as far as asking if I could get with her. I just love the picture. I’m shooting for her heart. Got my finger on the trigger. She can be my broad and I can be her and I can be her. All I can do is stay up. Back in we used to kiss when we played through the day. Now she sophisticated highly educated. Not at all over. I think I need a prayer. And it looks rather dry. Just a twinkle in her eye. Just a twinkle in her eye. Although she’s crazy. I try and stop cuz I won’t have no more of this. Feed her voice smile at me. Pretend she didn’t have me. Strung like a chicken myself like a doggy kind of like a sawing like a damn she look good. She had a booty too. I think it’s cool. She told me the bird. She was a pl and I was going not to understand the past to be a better man. Damn, this [ __ ] mic is bumpy, brother. And there she goes again. The dope is Ethiopian. And now the world around me begins moving in slow motion. When everything happens to walk you by, why does the apple of my eye look disregard my feelings? No matter how much I try. Wait. No. I really don’t know. Unaware of my existence from a distance. You do not know me, but I know you very well. Let me tell you about the things I’ve been damn. I wish I wasn’t such a man that I would beat you. the only linger came Yeah, heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. You’re just supposed to randomly cross the street right here, bro. How should you not? Matthew. [Applause] [Applause] Noah’s mic. Thank you for that upgrade, bro. This is a very chill road. [Applause] Heat. Heat. [Applause] Everyone stop at the red light. Nobody go. Nobody go. Nobody go. Chat. Hey my life foreign SC My body SP my That’s my best. M night come from SC Noah’s bike super chatted $10 fine like a beer frost clinking beer mug emoji. Thank you brother. Thank you for the $10, bro. [Applause] Oh. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Heat. [Applause] Oh, look. Look. They made us a bike path, chat. They [ __ ] made us a bike path. Look at this. I can’t believe this. Can you believe this? He made us They made us a bike path of pink. They did. They even matted down the bumps for us. There’s still bumps. Oh, they’re putting some stairs down in there. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Uh uh. Sarah bike. Thank you. Just another 20 miles. We’re at 150. I’m going to go a little further than that today, though. I don’t know what side of the street wants me on now. Heat. Heat. Oh man. Heat. [Music] Heat. This place is absolutely terrible. Chad, I hate it here. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I want to go back to London. K or whatever the [ __ ] our numbers are at right now. It’s kind of hard. Oh, here we go. Here we go. We got a lot of action here. Whole lot of action. He said sorry. I appreciate that. The vibes are high. The energy’s low. Yes. Oh. Oh. Trust me. And I was going to take Mary last time they would Revo 89 cheered X100 do a wheelie. Yo, Revo. The seat post is done, son. [Applause] He should put on a helmet. All right, there it is. There it is. And he didn’t break anything. There’s no room in here. And then I tried to buy sunglasses cuz I was like, I’m going to need those later. And then he was like, I wouldn’t buy those, boss. I was like, what do you mean? And then he just gave you No. No. And then he like I was like spinning the thing around. No, he pointed at the prices and I was like, “Oh, you’re right. I’m not paying $25 for some gas station glasses. [ __ ] that. That’s too much.” Hey. Holy [ __ ] [Music] Okay, I had to stop. Do [Applause] look at all the deer up Here. One, two, three, four, five. Yo, Chug Wagon, you scared him, dude. Thanks for the sub. [Music] That was good timing, dude. How are you? Good. How are you doing? Good. So, you’re traveling? Yeah. Where, too? Uh, Oregon. Portland, Oregon. Wow. We uh started in New York. No kid. Good for you guys. [Applause] I’m going to start losing um power here. just like my body. [Applause] So, I’m trying to figure out how to stream the longest. So, I don’t know. I think I have two batteries left. This one’s at 67%. That one’s on charge. I think maybe I’m not quite sure how to do this. I’ll definitely do the 150 before these batteries die. I got 20 miles. The problem is my iPhone is charging super slow cuz I’m using the SIM in it. Let me see if I can fast charge it real quick. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] That might work. Um, YouTube has a 12-h hour max. What are you talking about, bro? I’m not staying in Wolfsburg, bro. Sup, bro? What are you talking about? [Music] We’re still I’m still going to ride. I just can’t stream it. So [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat up here. What’s up? The ride’s been great. Espresso. Highlight of the day was a stream sniper. He brought me beer. German cola. I have some cookies that I’m going to eat soon. The cons of today, I’ve had a headwind all day. Supposed to have tailwinds all the way through, but guess not. It’s just not cooperating with me today. So, it’s okay. You didn’t see what I had for breakfast, Wiz. Heat. Heat. I’ll put it on Discord when I finally get a place to sleep tonight, wherever that may be. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat [Applause] up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] And we got to slow down again cuz we’re in a town of Oslo. Oh, as long How’s love? Nah. [Applause] Oh, that’s an S. Oh, that’s easy to understand. [Applause] It’s a double S. I see. Oh, sharp ass. This guy really needs to get his ice cream, I guess. [Applause] Heat. Heat. [Applause] That dog’s taking a [ __ ] chat. [Applause] So annoying to get on the bike lane, dude. [ __ ] hell. Oh, and then it just stopped right here. What a waste of my time. Now I like this lane just on the road. This is nice. This is nice chat. Think we can catch the guy on the scooter? Oh, I think we can. He’s going really slow. Why don’t you ride a bike, bro? What’s up with all these electric scooters I’ve seen in Germany? Heat. Heat. Whoa, a [ __ ] falcon just landed on the fence. Oh my god, look at that nest up there. What are those storks? [Applause] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh, we got a bit of a tailwind now. Chat, you see the wind? It’s blowing this way now. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] I’m going down. My mind driver Yeah. Heat. Warrior. Heat. Clap your hand. Somebody clap your hand. Clap your hand. Somebody gravel. [Music] [ __ ] gravel off. I like what you’re doing. Vegas girl. [Music] [Applause] Oh my god, look. It’s my car, the Mark III. There it is. [Applause] Okay. Heat. This last little bit is taking forever, chat. [ __ ] hell. I keep looking. earlier when I broke into one the 120th mile, put the phone away or I didn’t look at the mileage and then you guys were playing all the Outcast music, right? You played like I don’t know five [ __ ] songs and I looked and it said we were 124 miles and I was like how could that be? I was smashing. I was like I [ __ ] felt like I time warped. I was like what what’s going on here? We’re just going to go for it. We’re live in these streets, chat. You [ __ ] see us. [Music] The rain has come back. It’s decided to come back a little bit. That’s cool. No, autopilot kicked in, but we barely went any distance is what I’m saying. We barely covered any ground. There’s just this one shitty cloud that’s like just partially it’s more to the north than the south, but just a little bit is covering our head right now. It’s [ __ ] annoying. So, it’s just barely raining on us. Also, this bike lane wasn’t here when I made the ride with GPS route. It’s not loaded in here. Damn, bro. There’s coal stacks there with nucular there. This town’s got it all. So, there must be a river close by, huh? Like how is that nuclear plant spinning that turbine warming up that water? If you think about nuclear plants, it’s so inefficient, right? It’s extremely dangerous, right? It’s extreme an extremely dangerous process, but you’re using a thing to spin a to heat up water to spin a turbine to then create electricity. It’s just like there’s got to be Like they made this little bike lane right here and then it just goes like this and puts you onto the road. Nice. That’s cute. Oh, there’s no more lane here. This is it. Now we’re This is the first road we ride in. We ride on in Germany that has no lane. I think this is it. Amazing. This is the first one. Feels nice. [Music] mini nuclear. Yeah, small ones. Yeah. And then that’s the other part about electricity is that we put these power plants, nuclear plants, coal, whatever, really far. Like no one wants to live by them, right? Except for these poor bastards here. And then you transfer that power on the grid super far and there’s a lot of electricity lost in the lines from the resistance of the lines. So then you lose even more efficiency. It’s a really dumb system we have. The world has we need micro. We need all these houses creating power and on their roofs, right? Solar, whatever, wind, and then them being stored in some kind of localized power facility, even if it’s like in their own home or like local neighborhoods, and then that distributes the power. I’m getting lightheaded. There is an ability to charge your devices by the wheel power. Really? Is it called the dynamo? I’m using one right now. It’s been powering my speaker all day. Keeps the speaker charged pretty well. Keeps the Wahoo charged pretty well. Uh it just doesn’t power the batteries that well. I might need to pull over to actually drink some water. I’m starting to feel the effects of the mileage now. I might have to call it at 150. Chat eating stuff. And if I sit and eat, I’m not going to be able to ride anymore. I think I failed. I failed today’s mission, chat. I’m sorry. I wanted to do more than 150. Oh man, I’m sad. I’m sad. I’m not going to stop in Wolsburg, though, cuz that’s less than 150, I think. Yeah, I think we I think we ride in and out of Wolsburg. I got to look at the map. I got to do it soon cuz I have to pee as well. This looks like a cool a cool sketchy spot. Love it. right here. What? Let’s go stream the stream. I like this. The It’s too hot though. The The iPhone or the app’s not very good at um messing with the You know what I mean? [Music] Oh 10 10 the beat. He’s a pess. [ __ ] off. What [Laughter] freezer? Ready? Oh man, I think I failed chat. I’m starting to I’m not bonking, but my body’s falling apart. Unfortunately, this rain is making me question my Yeah, the clouds are coming this way now. [ __ ] This is a raincloud here. Uh, yeah, but I’m also worried about the batteries because they’re going to die. Let me see something real quick. I want to see where this ride ends. Oh, it ends right outside of Wolfsburg. Oh, I’m super close to the end of this route. Actually, I can’t say super close because 137. What does my thing say? Oh, it says 137. Okay. 13 miles. That’s 13 miles. It looks so long on here. Um, [ __ ] I’ll get something quick to eat. Okay, we’ll get something quick to eat. I think that’s what we need to do. Ah, what do I get here? Kebab. Check. donor. What do I get? Let’s turn this off. Heat. Heat. Hi. Hello. Heat. Heat. Are you going? Extra XL donor teller. Excel please. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Hi Tatum. I just want to shout out uh Nagura with the huge raid. I’m Terry B. I appreciate the raid. Thank you so much. Uh you caught me at a time where I’m just sitting on my ass and we’re about to eat donor. My first time having it here in Germany. I’m from New York. We’re riding from Amsterdam to Berlin in 3 days. Today is day two and we’ve ridden uh I don’t know how many kilometers. It says it on the screen, but we’re at 135 miles. We’re going for uh we’re going for 150. And then I’m going to find somewhere to sleep tonight.