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But I swear on my family
on my kids, if I see this on Tik Tok or YouTube,
I swear in my life, I’ll come and find you and I’ll [ __ ] break your legs.
When you telling me,
bro, don’t touch my hat, fam. Don’t touch me. You don’t touch me in it, blood.
You don’t touch me, fam. That’s my [ __ ]
You get me, bro.
Can’t run me over even if you tried. So, you trying to get rid of your car?
Yeah. You trying to get rid of your license as well, bro? I became Cycling Mikey in Birmingham, the street racing capital and one of the most dangerous cities in the UK. Now, if you don’t know who Cycling Mikey is, you’ve been living under a rock. He’s the most hated man in the UK. He has reported over 2,000 drivers and is the main reason that over 12,000 penalty points and over £400,000 in fines has been given out to drivers in just London alone. And I came up with the bright idea of becoming cycling Mikey in Birmingham. Excuse me, mate.
Excuse me. Yes, bro. Playing playing absolute bangers. Come on, bro.
Hey, you can’t be using your phone, brother,
while driving. That’s six points. Yeah. Come on, bro. Six points on your license.
I’m reporting that. Run over, bro.
Six points. You can’t run me over. Even if you tried, you can’t run me over. Six points on your license. I don’t give a [ __ ] about N. Six points, bro. You’re done. You’re holding up the traffic. What’s his name? Stop for time. He was stopped for time on his phone and that, bro. Oh, that was good. He said to me, “You want to get run over?” I said, “You can’t run me over even if you tried for.” did not think it would be this hard to find people using their phones while driving in Birmingham. But I mean, yo, I feel like it’s the timing as well. Right now, it’s a holiday and it’s not rush hour anymore. So, it’s very hard to find like people stuck in traffic. There’s no traffic, bro. We need traffic. That is what we need. That’s six points, mate. Nah, no, you can’t be on your phone. I’m You’re laughing, but I’m reporting this to the DVLA.
That’s six points on your license.
Ghana, it’s not a joke. All right, lads. Due to unforeseen circumstances, we had to take this video into a day two, but we’re out here today. Birmingham City are playing as well. As you can see behind me, there’s going to be a lot of traffic. And I’m expecting a lot of traffic because normally on Birmingham City play and Aston Villa Play, there’s a lot of traffic. If there’s no traffic today, then I’ve just got bad luck. But we’re out here. We’re going to catch people on their phones while driving. Stay tuned for that. Day two is different from day one. We’re switching up the tactics. I feel like a lot of people were seeing me coming wearing the highest and that I had a hist on my back. It’s bright. Feel like lots of people were seeing me coming. Put their phones down on a quick thing. But we’re changing tactics today. No hist. We’re staying under people’s radars and I’m just gonna bang pop out and catch them lacking. You get me wrong. Yes. Nice raw red now. Brother, you shouldn’t be using your phone while you’re driving. That’s illegal. That’s six points, brother. O, how come man are running up from me? Brother, I saw that. I saw that, bro. You can’t use your phone while you’re driving. That’s six points. You can’t escape the law, my friend. You can’t escape the law, brother. Six points. I feel like I’m too high up. We need to go further down. And this bike is on his last legs. You know, for those that don’t know, I’m riding a bike that’s flat. I don’t know if you can see it’s flat. What did he say? No, we’re active, man. I’m looking for people using their phones while they’re driving. You’re You’re lucky that you wasn’t You like that? You’re a Cycl. You’re like that. Yeah. Yeah, man. That’s what we out here doing. We’re looking. Do you want to hold your phone for a second?
No. No. But yeah, we we just look for people using the phones while they’re driving for the content. You get you know about cycling Mikey and it that’s why I’m I’m cycling H. Come on. We’re doing we’re doing something good over here
for the community. Can’t be doing that, mate.
Don’t do that.
You can’t be doing that, mate. That’s six points, bro. I have to do it, fam. I have to. Six points on your license. You know that you can’t be driving. Look, I know Birmingham’s I know Birmingham City won today 4-0. I’m going to Yeah, I’m recording. It’s all on camera. It’s going to the DVLA. Six points. This is done in it.
Say that now. I’m not wearing the job.
No, I’m being dead serious.
Yeah, minor. But it’s 6 points. I’m being dead serious as well.
On your license. What you say? I’m not trying to wind you up. I’m I’m doing the law. I’m doing the law. You move on. Just move.
What? It’s six points, bro. I’m just letting you I’m just letting you know.
Said it’s six points. Yeah.
I know. And I’m reporting it to the DVLA.
I heard that.
You know that as well.
Do that and move.
Nah.
Do that and move.
What?
Don’t get an attitude in me.
What do you mean, bro? No one ain’t giving no attitude. I’ll park up now.
No one’s No one’s winding you up, blood. You ain’t punching my head in. You ain’t punching my head in blood. You could try, fam. You ain’t punching my head in. Are you mad, fam? You ain’t punching my head in blood. Turn that camera. What? Just just what? Just cuz you’re on your phone while you’re driving.
Just cuz you’re on your phone while you’re driving.
Turn your camera off.
What you mean, blood?
Six points, bro. Six points, fam. Bro, turn your camera off.
Six points, bro.
Just turn your camera.
Six points on your license.
Heard you say it any if you say it one more time. [ __ ]
Six points on your license, my guy.
I heard you, bro.
Six points, bro.
Come on, fam. I heard you, bro. How many you want to say?
Six points, bro.
Going straight to the DVLA. I’m just going to [ __ ] say [ __ ] move.
We’re gone. We’re gone. I’m here, bro. I’m here, bro. I’m not Why did you
put you You came out there car blood.
[ __ ] move.
Six points on your license, bro. Six points on your license.
I heard you. You’re going to keep saying that.
Six points. I’m just letting you know. Six points. Six points, G. It’s a green light, bro.
I heard you.
Yeah. Go. I’m chilling, bro. Down, you know.
Go on. I’m here, bro. Public space, bro. Public space, G. Public space, my guy. Public space, bro. Public space. I’m moving this road.
It’s not my fault. You was using your phone while you driving, bro. Whose fault is that?
So, you trying to move,
bro? Don’t touch my hat, fam. Don’t touch me. You don’t touch me in it, blood. You don’t touch me, fam. That’s my [ __ ]
You get me, bro. Is it Is it my fault? You’re using your phone while you’re driving. Listen, don’t use your phone while you’re driving. It’s against the law, bro. And you know that. Don’t use your phone, bro. I’m going to the DV on the right. I’m from here, bro. Oh god, lads. What you saying? Yeah. Go G is a is a green light. You know,
that’s what I wanted, man. That’s what I wanted, man.
Are you Man, I was doing a wheelie. Oh, yo. Yo, that was my first ever time doing the actual wheelie. I was in a wheelie and my phone dropped out my pocket. My phone’s broken, fam. Look, it don’t even turn on. The screen don’t even turn on.
Yeah.
Nah. No. Is there even a point of this case? My phone’s broken. Look at that. H me. The stuff I do for the video, for the content, fam. Become cycling. Mikey has made me break my phone. Maybe that’s a sign, fam. Karma from the drivers I sled. They gave me evil eye, bro. evil eye, fam, from these drivers. Imagine as I was telling off one one fell for using his phone while he’s driving.
Using your phone, brother. That’s six points, bro.
Yeah. Six points on
I had a civilian come up to me and spotted me.
You can’t be using your phone, bro.
So, you’re looking snitching.
Yeah, I’m I’m a snitch. Yes, brother. You like that? See, he likes it. He came and spotted me. He likes it. He likes this [ __ ] fam. He was happy for me. It was it was happy that I’m keeping the street safe and you get me. But obviously this ain’t the real me. I’m not actually cycling Mikey. I’m not actually reporting these people. But yo, that was actually like a cycling Mikey fan that I’ve just ran into. Yes, bro. N you shouldn’t be doing that, V. That’s You’re not on the video, bro. Please don’t do that.
Bro, come on. Six points. Six points on your license. Where you going, bro?
Seriously, bro.
Wait. What? What? What you doing?
Where you going, bro?
You shouldn’t be using your phone, brother.
Where you going? Where you running to, blood? Bro, that’s six points on your license, bro. Yo, where’s a man running off to, bro? How could you run golf, blood? Why you running golf? Hey yo, six points, bro. My little auntie using her phone, but obviously that’s my people. Damn. So, we’re not going to catch him lacking. You get me? Hey, I’m a merciful guy, fam. I show love to my peoples, bro. You get me? Somali auntie’s in the phone. We’re not going to get her. But anyone else, we’re coming after you. We’re coming after you. Yes, brother. All right. Yo, we ran into a little issue over here. The GoPro footage of this clip you’re about to watch was recorded in time lapse, unfortunately. And my cameraman was bugging, so the camera’s a bit shaky. But I did my best to try to clear it up and clean it up. You get me? And this is what we got. You can’t be doing that. You can’t be doing that, mate. Can’t use your phone while you’re driving. You know, you know that you can’t. That’s six points, bro. [ __ ] cycling Mikey. I’m cycling H. Cycling H, bro. That’s six points. Know, you know,
that smile is going to turn into a frown, bro. In 2 weeks, a letter is coming from the DVLA. Tell him, bro. Tell him, fam. He can’t be using his phone. Tell him that. Just tell him that he can’t use his phone while he’s driving. Do you have any points on your license? Now you have sex, bro. For real.
For real. Proper for real. You can’t do that. I’m keeping the street I’m keeping the street safe, bro. Nah, but you’re using your phone, brother. It’s illegal. And you know, you know it’s illegal.
CD, man.
No, I don’t, bro. Six points, brother. You go.
Back up, man.
You go. Yo, there’s a car. I just caught a giza on his phone while he’s driving. He’s spinning it back now. What’s he going to do? Let’s find out. I just caught him. Six points. He was very pissed. He was not happy about that. But let’s see what he’s going to do. Oh yeah.
Yeah. For real, man.
Points on your license. Don’t post me on TikTok.
You’re not getting six points. It’s him.
I’ll check to him. I’ll chat to my man.
Don’t worry how old I am.
Where you posting this, huh?
You’re going to post this?
I’m not posting it. I’m sending it to the DVLA. Yeah. You don’t think I’m going to send it to the DVLA?
What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name?
Send it to whoever you want. But I swear on my family if I swear to you my life I’ll come and find you and I’ll [ __ ] break your legs when you come. Okay. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay. No here. Shake my hand brother. I swear to you on my life if you come and find me I’m going to kill you. You hear me? If you come if you come for me.
I’m going to come and you bro who you are.
Come on my brother. Go on. That’s a promise you know. Can’t be doing that.
I know.
Shouldn’t be doing that.
Sorry you caught me. I was chucking it.
I know. Nah. No good. No good. My timing was bad. But
that’s all right.
That’s That’s six points, though.
I’ve chucked it away now. The warning, mate.
Now, that’s it’s six points. It’s not even a warning. It’s six points now on your license.
After you,
but I could forget all about it. I could let it go.
But what do you want me to do, mate? Day four of becoming cycler Mikey. Hey, the video of the title of this video was supposed to be becoming cycler Mikey for 24 hours, but clearly it’s day four and fam. I should change the video to become a cycler Mikey for 4 days. I feel like that’s good. But yeah, man. We’re out here. Day four. There’s a lot of traffic. I don’t know if you can see behind me. We’re going to be ready catching mans today. Today we’re in Stretchford, Alam Rockid type [ __ ] I saw that, bro. I saw that you was on your phone, fam.
What?
I saw that. I saw you just dropped your phone. That’s six points, bro. You can’t be using your phone while you drive. That’s cheeky one. Cheeky one. You almost
don’t do this video of footage,
bro. You almost got away with it as well. Cheeky on cycling.
Cycling H, bro.
Cycling H. Cycling H, fam. But bro, don’t don’t use just don’t don’t use your phone in it while you’re driving, bro.
The bike.
No, you drive. We caught him. That was a cheeky one. That was cheeky one. I saw his phone. I just want to put quickly put it down. Cheeky boy. That one cheeky. But yo, you can’t hide from cycling. We’ll catch you. We’ll catch you anywhere, anytime, any place. Alam Rock. That’s where we are right now. People said, “Yo, cycling Mikey would never go to Alam Rock.” I’m not cycling Mikey. I’m cycling H. But I kind of am cycling Mikey as well. But we’re here, man, in Alam Rock type [ __ ] Got a Marv. Show the Marv. Oh, is that It’s not Marv. Anyways, yeah, let’s get let’s get back to it. Catch more people. That one was good, bro. I had a car beeping behind me. Hey. Hey. Yes, bro.
You can’t be using your phone while driving my car, man.
Nah, bro. Facebook.
What you say? You trying to get rid of your car?
Yeah. You trying to get rid of your license as well, bro? Six points, man. You can’t be doing that.
Put me on Facebook or something. Nah, not Facebook, bro. To the DVLA. That’s where it’s going.
Why?
Because you’re using your phone while you’re driving. You’re trying to get rid of your car. And in that process, you got rid of your license as well.
6 months, bro. Come on. Life in it. Don’t do that again, though. Oh, yeah. He’s trying to get rid of his car. Oh god. He was trying to get rid of his car and in the process got rid of his license. Don’t use your phone while you’re driving, people. Don’t do that. Cycling Mikey. Cycling Mikey. Are you cycling Mikey? No. No. No.
You’re him.
No.
You are him. Cycling Mikey. Yo, I met him. The real one. I just met the real cycling Mikey. You’re my hero. You inspire me. Yes, bro. You can’t be doing that. Sorry, bro.
You can’t be doing that.
You recorded me.
Yeah.
That’s six points, brother.
Please don’t do that, bro.
I have to.
No, you don’t. You’re not cycling.
I’m cycling. H,
my bro.
I have to do it, bro.
You give me this time and next time.
No, I’m sending it to the DVLA. In 2 weeks, there’s going to be a letter coming to your house, bro. Okay. Six points. Please don’t do that again. You have a kid in the car as well.
If you’re going to do that, bro, it makes you feel better. Okay.
No, I have to.
Okay.
I’m protecting the streets. Yeah. Come on, man.
Are you You’re on your phone as well. Just
You’re on your phone. You’re on your phone. That’s illegal. That’s six points, bro.
That’s six points, bro.
Six points on your license, man. Give me six points now. It’s coming in two weeks. In 2 weeks, bro, there’s going to be a letter coming from the DVLA. Six points on your license, bro. Six points, fam. Safe. See you at Leon. Yes, bro. I seen that. I seen that cheeky one.
Cheeky one, bro. You can’t use your phone while you’re driving. Yeah, you can, man.
Nah, that’s six points, bro. Ah, man.
Six points on your license, man.
Points on our license, man.
Well, and and you smoking on that ganja as well.
Nah, you are you?
Yeah, I’m recording, bro. He’s going to the DVLA, fam. [ __ ] bro. The DVLA. [ __ ] bro. You know
what do you mean, bro?
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13:35 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This needs more attention
😭😭😭
big big vid loooooooooooool
too funny bro
“Ur tryna get rid of your car and ur licence too”😭😭
LOOL
Ragebaiting them all 😭
How many times you said 6points😭😭😭
Sick video my bro 😂, just hope you don’t inspire other people who are knobs to do this cause they’ll actually go for the wrong person 😂
I’m dead😂😂😂
Sorry man, but there is a difference when using phone whilst you are in the traffic stand still and driving 70mph! I can tell only one thing, use a common sense, that' s a only one law what works…
My Bro We Need More 🤣
Ur legs are gna get broken 🤣🤣🤣
Karen on a cycle 😂😂
This guys a menace 😂😂
Get an electric bicycle fam
Well done bro! Keep this up… this will blow up and go viral soon! 😂
10/10 vid bro keep doing them 😂😂
Too jokes 😂😂😂
the brum edition might actually turn out better than london
Please don't do that bro😂😂
Keep doing these videos and keeping the street safe brum is dangerous wallah. Get the asians bro
😂😂😂😂
5:08 do you wanna hold ya phone for a second wiped me out 😂😂😂😂
Youre a coconut you clown
If one day bro stops posting we all know the reason why🤣🤣
social anxiety scared of u😭😭