Tony Two Wheels arrives in France and embarks on following stage 5 of the Tour De France
Welcome to France. [Music] It’s the ferry. And we’re already in a raincoat. They’re low coast. [Music] Day one finding on the beach. Random beautiful house on the river. I mean, it’s the size of Lenin Palace. No idea what it is. Okay, here we are. July 2025. No idea what day it is. We’re about to start the Kong time trial. It starts here and goes up that hill. 33 km. This is going to be stage five this year. Oh my god. Here we go. We’re going to do four of them. Is the first one. Only just started. Completely knackered already. Time trial. Cobbled section. Bit of cobble going on here. A little bit of the way around. Uh beautiful part of uh beautiful park. Wow. Beautiful. And look. Oh yeah. Green’s jersey. Points qualificate. Classification. Polka dot white jersey. Young rider. Yellow jersey. Come on. Have it. horse racing stadium. Okay, time trial finished. Confession though, I did about a third of it and uh I am soaked. My feet are soaked from being rained on all day and my computer screwed up or I screwed up the computer and it sent me back on the path and whatever. And um Cedric says uh come to his house and put my clothes in a dryer. Here we are. We’re at Cedric’s house. Look, there’s the steed fully laden. So, uh I’m going into Cedric Reek’s now to have a shower, sort my life out, go out for dinner, and tomorrow by here we go lers. Bye.