I was going to say I can’t see enough of what’s going on to roast but I think that’s probably for the best.
Unsure what will break first, the frame or your teeth.
Mr-Blah on
Which brand?
snacka-saurus_rex on
I’m curious, how does it ride? Are the components all Chinese too?
StepDaddySteve on
No roast from me, I built a Chinese frame (Ceceotti) up with sram rival mullet AXS drivetrain, force cranks and hunt wheels and it rides like a dream
drewbaccaAWD on
How can I “roast” that which should be fried in a wok? Well, those wheels are halfway to being a wok? You aero enough fam? And that headset? That looks wider than my forearm. You riding gravel or are you wearing a USPS jersey under that flannel? Also, is that a bike or a shadow? You say it’s “Lightcarbon” but it looks like it’s absorbing all the light. What is even the point of pink wrap? It looks like a discombobulated head just floating around without a body.
Ok. That was my attempt at a roast. I’ll be here all week.
bahurami on
We need better pictures, but your light or maybe radar seems to sit too low and you should flip it? Bike itself looks good to me :))
Soy__Sauce on
If we could see it we would. The only thing roasted is your sense of perspective
Ommundig_Mooi on
The most disappointing aspect is invisable; as any chinese disposable, it will fall apart soon.
hsxcstf on
Is your phone also from Aliexpress cause the camera might be even more shit than the frame?
cheemio on
Sure the carbon frame is fun, but when some teenager on a 1990s Giant Iguana passes you up a hill, it’s still gonna hurt. That’s ok though, your gels from the top tube pouch will soothe the pain – If only you rode long enough to actually need them. All that money spent on bike gear and yet you still don’t have an understanding of basic photography technique! Just stay here on Reddit so you can at least pretend to be a fast rider.
Ok-Interest-2351 on
i would roast it, but the toxic fumes from subpar materials would knock out a city block.
Impressive_Set6045 on
The fork is so thin it looks like chopsticks, which would make sense
Wirelessness on
Can’t really see any details in that terrible picture. In general I’m all for open mold bikes. Good on ya!
Less_Sherbert4734 on
Ooof you came here groveling for compliments with your fake modesty and poor photographic skills, but you got pretty much shat on. I can literally hear your grinding clenched teeth in your other comments.
If it helps noone cares, or better, noone would care if you didn’t come here compliment fishing with a photo of your bike with it’s shadow facing you.
Sprocket_Scientist on
Not bad for $50
jsmonet on
*squint*
nice endurace /just got an endurace
Seriously, it’s like they snagged the plans off the line in Taiwan and printed it in China
Sockenbett on
Looks like a cube or canyon
MegaSoundwave76 on
My Gen6 Madone is a better gravel bike than this, riding on 25mm tires, and with a loose IsoSpeed decoupler. How’s that for roasting? (Nice bike btw)
br-ct on
Lightcarbon actually makes great bikes!
Moredoors_Morehors on
Dual bottles? hydration presumably matters, but real talk, you’re not going far enough to deserve them. Strapped with a camera and stopping for glamour shots mid-ride. What a showcase of your half-ass camera skills, of a wok bike, for a broke back mountaineer.
Cheers to you Mr. Pull My Pants Down For That Wok Life But Got Lost On The Way To The Stir-Fry.
neoguri808 on
What a shit bike that totally works and where you didn’t pay for marketing. I love it! Enjoy the ride!
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I was going to say I can’t see enough of what’s going on to roast but I think that’s probably for the best.
Unsure what will break first, the frame or your teeth.
Which brand?
I’m curious, how does it ride? Are the components all Chinese too?
No roast from me, I built a Chinese frame (Ceceotti) up with sram rival mullet AXS drivetrain, force cranks and hunt wheels and it rides like a dream
How can I “roast” that which should be fried in a wok? Well, those wheels are halfway to being a wok? You aero enough fam? And that headset? That looks wider than my forearm. You riding gravel or are you wearing a USPS jersey under that flannel? Also, is that a bike or a shadow? You say it’s “Lightcarbon” but it looks like it’s absorbing all the light. What is even the point of pink wrap? It looks like a discombobulated head just floating around without a body.
Ok. That was my attempt at a roast. I’ll be here all week.
We need better pictures, but your light or maybe radar seems to sit too low and you should flip it? Bike itself looks good to me :))
If we could see it we would. The only thing roasted is your sense of perspective
The most disappointing aspect is invisable; as any chinese disposable, it will fall apart soon.
Is your phone also from Aliexpress cause the camera might be even more shit than the frame?
Sure the carbon frame is fun, but when some teenager on a 1990s Giant Iguana passes you up a hill, it’s still gonna hurt. That’s ok though, your gels from the top tube pouch will soothe the pain – If only you rode long enough to actually need them. All that money spent on bike gear and yet you still don’t have an understanding of basic photography technique! Just stay here on Reddit so you can at least pretend to be a fast rider.
i would roast it, but the toxic fumes from subpar materials would knock out a city block.
The fork is so thin it looks like chopsticks, which would make sense
Can’t really see any details in that terrible picture. In general I’m all for open mold bikes. Good on ya!
Ooof you came here groveling for compliments with your fake modesty and poor photographic skills, but you got pretty much shat on. I can literally hear your grinding clenched teeth in your other comments.
If it helps noone cares, or better, noone would care if you didn’t come here compliment fishing with a photo of your bike with it’s shadow facing you.
Not bad for $50
*squint*
nice endurace /just got an endurace
Seriously, it’s like they snagged the plans off the line in Taiwan and printed it in China
Looks like a cube or canyon
My Gen6 Madone is a better gravel bike than this, riding on 25mm tires, and with a loose IsoSpeed decoupler. How’s that for roasting? (Nice bike btw)
Lightcarbon actually makes great bikes!
Dual bottles? hydration presumably matters, but real talk, you’re not going far enough to deserve them. Strapped with a camera and stopping for glamour shots mid-ride. What a showcase of your half-ass camera skills, of a wok bike, for a broke back mountaineer.
Cheers to you Mr. Pull My Pants Down For That Wok Life But Got Lost On The Way To The Stir-Fry.
What a shit bike that totally works and where you didn’t pay for marketing. I love it! Enjoy the ride!
No, bikes are fun. Good job
That looks sickk