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IRL Cycling in Kent South East of UK near London.

Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.

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Not far, no breaks to hold. Chasing dreams of gold. Yeah, but I haven’t cycled all of that. I think I’ve done 16 miles today to here. Do you know what I mean? Okay, we’re still in the middle of Ashdown Forest and um we’re just going to go up the hill. You just saw and if you can look here, we’ve got Piglet’s house. Do we want Tumbridge or do we want the other one? How do you turn the camera around? So according to [Music] his life on a flipflop [Music] boyas dreams. with a heart of gold for the fight through the night. wet anywhere. [Music] Explorer of paths where sunlight beams [Music] [Music] that babyas making sure that not the old you got lovely nose yet. [Music] Hey. All right. New charging. There we go. Yo. Yeah. Yo. Are we working? Are we? I was just checking. Hey, the big boy. Hey, the big boy. Oh [ __ ] Well done, Plasma apples. Yes. You all right, buddy? Okay, that works. you. Um, sorry, I was just thinking apples. Um, what am I doing here? are so nice not having pre-roll adverbs. Yeah. What I What are those? I don’t know. Um I Zenon were talking about it the other day. It’s bloody windy. Is there anything else? Basically, it’s a free roll before watching the stream. Look, I’m on the dodgy bike today. [Laughter] I’m on the dodgy bike. That’s getting a bit warm. The tires get a bit worn and it caks. I don’t know. It could do with a wipe. could do with a bit of a wipe. It usually plays one every every hours. Every hour. What upgrades have you done to the bike? Not this one. [Music] No. Not this one. This one doesn’t need it, I don’t think. Uh, we get to see the big boy today. We could do. We could do. It’s windy and it’s all my leg power today. Hey, Zen. You wait. Oh, what you pping? I’ll pp the bike. We’ll have to wait a minute. But this this look at the dust coming off of there from yesterday. That’s crazy. Oh, try again. Yeah. Yeah, hang on a minute. You’ll have to wait 30 seconds. Do it from this side. Hang on. Let me see if it’s in picture. Yeah, there we are. We’re in picture now. Cool. Beautiful. Like Bernard Matthews. Rick. Rick. Not Trek. Um, yeah, I missed some notifications yesterday with all of the chaos going on. Uh, thank you very much. Hello. Um, I’m going to be a wreck by the time I finish with it today. I reckon it’s a completely different seating arrangement compared to the uh compared to the compared to the compared to the electric bike. New What’s that? Yeah. Not too used to the mobility scooter now. New new way of dancing. Can you dance? Mention kuma. Karma kuma. Vistkuma. And no breaks for monster. I think um Ka monster walking through town. There’s a monster walking through the town. What? Which town? Oh, streamer on Twitch. Why? Why are you creaking? Has he just started this streamer or has he? Does he need some kudos? But not sure. Oh, okay. I’m only playing with you dancing. Yeah, I understand. Um, Kuma Monster. No monsters were allowed to stream. Yeah. Not me. Kuma Monster is about 10 miles away to the right of me. And I think he’d be staying in my town tonight. Uh, to be honest, I have thought about going to see him and snipe him. Snipe him properly, as in jump out in a bush with a gun. Not literally with a gun. But I know he’s had some dramas up north. Have a great ride. But good morning. I am uh I’m a little bit shy and with all them people watching him uh I would get a bit it’d be a bit nerve-wracking for me and plus I know it’s a a Twitch community and stuff you got to share the love but with me just being a small streamer would it not look like pouching. I don’t know. It shouldn’t look like that. It should be just like one big happy family. But how much room did he want? No, nobody cares. [ __ ] it. This is hard work. Might go back and get the ebike. Now, I thought I’d fix this creaking. Yeah, no dramas, dancing. No dramas. Yeah, that’s all right. But don’t go into his stream and start mentioning me cuz that would just be weird for me. cuz I’ve had that before. A viewer going into other streams when I first started streaming and like kind of promoting me and then their mods came into my chat and went, “Oi, one of your viewers is spamming our chat.” So, Masma Band says, “Yep, but we’re going this way. Just get off the path, off the road. It’s a good job I haven’t got me thermal on today. Oh my days. I thought I’ll go at the top of the hill today and then just coast down. No, that way. Oh, this way. I am always here sometimes just like Hey, Viper. No dramas, buddy. No dramas. Hope you’re having a great day and you got blue sky like we have. But going back tokuma, I was in that town Graves End yesterday and uh I’ve been through there a few times and he found Pocahontas. I’ve never found Pocahontas. There could be a little game where you see one second of the cliff and have to If it’s a pedal bike or a new This is a pedal bike. Do you want me to prove it to you all? [Music] Watch the guy do it. Oh, hang on a minute. I need to do the I need to turn the other I need to turn the hotspot on. That’s what’s wrong. W Cheers. I always forget to do cuz I don’t turn it off. I presume it stays on, but flash. Ah. How you doing, Flash? Savior of the universe. Savior of the universe. But are you are you flesh? Flesh. Yeah. Click click click click. Is that the sound of the yellow hammerhead? I met the guy who played with a donut shop in New Jersey. Did you? Wasn’t that Brian? Bless it. Good morning. Good. Good. Morning. Hey, how are you? He was in it. I wish I met Brian Bless. Okay. Brian Blesset was in it because he was Yeah, he was. But he wasn’t Flash Gordon though, was he? I know he’s got a great big massive voice and he I might have to take me top off. I was thinking of putting me. Oh, I don’t know that much information. Jeez. Or leader of the leader of the Hawkman. Oh, is that what it says? Ah. How you doing, Addison? Did you go out for a little ride today? No, you played Volton. He played Volton. Okay. So, Flash Gordon was somebody else and Brian Bless played Volton. Okay. But then didn’t he do sponsored me? Oh, I don’t know that character. But didn’t he have his own TV children’s show when we were kids? I listened to the soundtrack,00 kids. We kind of dreamed of our stories to the music. Ding ding ding ding ding. Brian Blessed does one of the voices in Peppa Pig now. Oh, does he? Grumpy Pig. I think you are in dead. Then you play the king in the first black series. Right. Okay. I can just I can just I can just picture him saying it’s alive. [Laughter] Imagine Flash Gordon with a bottle of Flash and a rag. [Laughter] I thought that was plasma. Well done, buddy. PNG. In most parts of the world, Flash is known as Mr. PG has owned Flash since 1958. I like their Yeah. Come and clean my floor. That’s what I was thinking. You like Dale Hardon? What the hell? Who mentioned anything about Hardons? Savior of the universe. Excuse me. Oh, damn. I forgot to put some cream on me neck. It’s got that rubbing again. Save the universe. Door of the unthinkable. I’m going to see if I can go and find the tree. Big massive fallen huge tree. It’s like It’s the crocodile. It looks like a crocodile. Let’s hope it still looks like a crocodile. Someone might have came up with a chainsaw and cut it down. That’s where I’m off to now. We got to cross this road without electric. Come on then. Hurry up. Back on the cycle path. Uh yeah, I me and Clive went there a couple of years ago and there was signal in the woods, but I don’t know if it was in full bloom like now, but we’ll give it a go [Music] anyway. Um, no, it’s not a chainsaw one. Um, it just looks like it the way it’s been the way it fall fell and cracked and creaked like something here. Um, did you see the chainsaw chairs yesterday in the woods? We met them two nice hiking guys. Wanted to go back to Scotland or wanted to go to Scotland. This is This bike’s weird. Now I feel the seats too far forward. I know the saddle’s bigger on the other one, as in wider. A comfy saddle. Saddle up. Wear them in, wear them out. Or is it? Wear them out, wear them in. It’s a good job. I looked up there. I nearly got a tree in my house. What’s the chicken’s favorite book? Oh, great e expectations. Have you just walked up [Music] plasma? Oh, two of them. patients need something now just to complete the is to complete the joke. Yes. Flash expectations plasma. It’s a plasma [Laughter] joke. That’s it. Give him a whack. Give him a whack. Did she just hit that guy? She did, didn’t she? because I heard the jacket that flack on his jacket. Who’s caught that jacket? Well, it’s a good sign. I haven’t reached for the throttle yet. So, that’s a good sign. Give it 10 minutes. I could never reach Dickens. I saw the reverse Dickens. Yeah, Dickens is hard to follow, but yeah, that’s what my town is all about. Charles Dickens. I was trying to explain yesterday, but there was too many people watching, so I lost me words. Crazy, huh? That’d be crazy. Oh, is the cadence on this? There is, but you’re not working. Uh, you’re [Applause] Is that what it says on the computer? Chapman. Massachusetts. Oh, really? Yeah. On the little on the little computer. Well, it’s the same as this computer, but this one’s dusty. [Music] Did you see the scowl on that guy’s face when he looked at me? Weirdo. Okay, I need to do it. I need to do it before I go up that hill. Uh, I’ll do it at the I’ll do it at the cherry trees. Have you just become a father? Plasma. My brother-in-law used to crack joke after joke after joke like that. Those type of jokes. I used to work next to a a place that killed chickens and packed them up and sent them to the supermarkets. And you could tell when it was 3:00 cuz them guys used to start at seven and finish at three. And when they were let when the people working there were let out, they opened the doors to the factory and if the wind was blown in the wrong direction, oh my days, the smell, the smell was disgusting. It was proper rotten stuff. It was It was worse than the sewers. It really was. Cheers, pal. [Laughter] Do it. Flash place to work. And you’re not even working there. It was a tough place to work next to. Yeah. I think it runs in the family. Look, I’m soaking. I’m bloody [Music] [Applause] soaking. I nearly went for the throttle. Nearly recent. Why did Moza resent chickens? Recent. Yeah, that was a dough that one. It was all going good until you mentioned that one, plasma. You know what I’m actually quite happy about? Well, I’m not because I made an emote here. Uh, and I took it out of Duke Moonraker’s words. Maybe he would often say pedal on. So I was made an emote for it, but I wanted it just for the followers, but it’s turned out that I can’t do it like that. It has to be animated. And it then ones go for the subscribers. And I’m quite happy that Duke got that emote. Let’s just hope he uses it. These brakes are much better than the other brakes on the other bike. And they’re the same type of brake. [Applause] Weird. I think they’re the same. Maybe [Applause] not. Maybe not. What do you call an overly confident chicken? Pop pop pop. Did he did he did pop pop? At least these wheels run straight. These are the best wheels. [Applause] What’s the chicken for a whole bite? [Applause] Woo! Just checking me springs. Talking about I have a small really. Well, if you need practice flash, you can practice on anything in my channel and uh if you like if you like that sort of thing. If you ever want one, I do it to practice. Well, I just said that. Ah, that’d be awesome, buddy. Yeah, it’s only recently I’ve changed some of the emotes to something. You should have seen them before. Oh my days. I was wondering why people weren’t using them. So, I changed them up a bit. But one man can’t conquer the world on their own. Yeah. Pedal on. I am. Ah. See steam. There’s an issue with that one. I didn’t remove it. I’ve I’ve gone all commercial with those. Uh, you’ll find them in hood FX [Applause] underneath, I’m afraid to say. No. Yeah. Ford didn’t like it. Ford didn’t like it. Hood FX. Yeah, H U FX. It’s down below. Plasma Sponge to play jump. Well, let’s hope that came out. I only have five. No bits. Oh, well, I did make it quite cheap. You got to pay for my indis indiscreances. Yeah. Let’s just hope we don’t crash anymore. Okay. [Applause] Yeah, we only need those three on there. We don’t want any more added. [Applause] Plasma sponges. Use zero bits to play jump scare. It didn’t come out, did it? Why didn’t it? The jump scare is not loud anymore. I haven’t touched anything. Right. Tell me what you see. Do you see the handlebars and all this commotion going on? Are they in the middle? Poor Yetsy. Oh, you do. Okay. [Music] All the motion. You got all the motion. Is it not good? Let’s see how you like that. It’s good. [Applause] Um, so a week [Music] today, a week today, Zenica car will be in North Germany. It’s a catchy tune, isn’t it? It is a catchy tune. I crashed my little mini Metro to that tune. I rolled it, flipped it, put it on its roof facing the way I came. It was quite spectacular, according to the guy behind me. I had the car 11 months. It was my first car. Little MG Metro 1.3 crashed into a Ford Transit. No, I crashed into I was breaking. So, we were in Dorsit. Yeah. Comment. We was in Dorsit. I did have no [Applause] brakes. We were living in Dorset at the time. We just moved down there and there’s a road. It’s a notorious dangerous road. It’s it’s cut into the hill and there’s a big drop on the right hand side. Luckily that we were on the left and uh I wanted to overtake the car in front because he was [ __ ] footing around behind a car that was pulling a trailer with all this rubbish on it and it was two lanes no wider than this. So 50 mph, 50 mph coming towards you and uh a big bank down there, hill down there to a farm and on the left here there was a must have been a 3-ft high hedge or 3ft high embankment full of mud and then bushes and then the airport and uh this car in front of me was [ __ ] footing around so I flawed it indicate And I started to overtake and then the car pulling the trailer started speeding up. The car behind him started speeding up. I was flat out. So I started to break cuz there was a corner coming and there was a car coming the other way. So I started to break. and under braking uh on the opposite side of the road I lost it. It started fish tailing the two cars I was trying pissed off and I was fish tailing correct lane and then it just kind flipped over span around on its roof facing the other way. Should have seen the state of the car. Oh my god. It looked like it just been pushed by a tank. All right. I had a little bump on my head from roof and so did the wife. Fire brigade came. We’re just on this. I haven’t got me electric bike with me, so I can’t speed back into connection. But yeah, that car was a writeoff. It had a 1.3 mg engine in it in a a metro city. 1982. Did they use the jaws of life? No, we got out. There was a smell of petrol. Uh, that car went on to be a banger racer. Someone bought it off you. [Applause] Yeah, that was that’s I’ve already sold two cars. That one 50 quid and an Escort Mark 4. And you blacked out with the accident. Everyone I’ve talked to who rolled their car always blacks out. No. Well, we didn’t. I don’t think we blacked out, but when Oh, look at the big horse there. The big boy. He is a big boy. Big white stallion. But when you’re upside down. Hi. In the woods. O. Um, but when we rolled over, we were hanging on our seat belts and our heads were looking on the floor. Um, and we could see stars, but it took like a few moments for your eyes to readjust to re realize that it was too long. It was the uh the pin holes in the the lining. If you remember the little pin holes. Yeah, it was a big horse, wasn’t it? Look at that bloody chicken. Electric bike. You bloody waster. Has anyone not been here? Put a one in chat if you haven’t been here. Put a two in chat if you have been here. Low. Come on then. I want to see your ones and twos. Hi. You’ve been here five times. One. Hang on. What was the option? One if you haven’t. Two if you have. One if you haven’t. Two if you have. So this is m top of maidstone. Blue bell hill. is. And down there is down there is the in those in those fields down there is where the 6,000y old men moliff’s men and mon as viewers of your stream or actually they’re myself IRL. No, just viewers in the stream. 6,000y old monolith. That’s it. Uh there’s two of them down there. We try to find four. We’ve ended up found finding three. Yeah, it’s a nice place for a a viewpoint. And you got the airport to the right. Morning. Is it still morning? It is just Can we go to the topless lady field, please, Mr. Streamer? We liked it there. The Where was that to? Oh, that was Yeah, we like it here, too. That was Yeah, you never know. We could We should Well, yeah. Do you want to go flying one day over there? We can go flying over there one day. Um, he’s a big boy. There’s no big boys here, but thanks if you’re talking to me. Right. This is as far as we can go. I came down here knowing that I can’t go through here, but I came down here just for for the hell of it. Um I’m not Oh. Oh, hang on a minute. We can go around here. No long. We can go around here. Let’s go around here. Where’s the electric? I need to stop making those old men noises. yet spoken aloud just as that old man was walking past. Is that why he had a smile on his face? He knew. Should we chill here for five? We can chill here for five. Take in the Don’t go any further. Jesus. No. [Applause] God. Can comedian on the go. Who’s a chameleon? I um I put your name on there, I also for last year’s help on the jog. And I’ve lost me other bottle. I don’t know where that’s gone. It’s around somewhere. But look at the view. Do you want to see it properly? Proper like. Hi. Where is my name? Huh? Um, exclamation mark Tanya. I’m sorry to say. Oh, I wanted Zen’s name on your saddle. Oh, you did. That will do long. Your blue bottle is applied. No, it’s a different color bottle. I’ve got three. There’s this one. Oh, there is a blue bottle. Okay, there’s a blue bottle. There’s a black bottle. And there’s a a different color bottle to this bottle. It It’s the only one that fits in there. Um I don’t know why I’m doing this. Um Leeds Castle is that way. The river Medway runs. Well, you can see the river there. Look. Uh there water and that goes into the Medstone. We went down there. When was that? Last week. But I’m looking for the tree. Looking for the big tree. It’s behind me somewhere. Ooh, that’s nice. Ooh, nice. Let’s sort this wire out. bottle of water in it, bro. A bottle of water. Yeah, it’s got to be done. I’ve got two bottles of water. It’s going to be It’s warmer today than it was yesterday. So, although I’m the same temperature cuz I’ve only got a top on. Look, bare arms. got bare arms. Friday today, isn’t it? Any plans for the weekend? Anybody? Anybody? Bare arms in it. I haven’t got bare arms. That not that hairy. You think I am? Sash P. Yeah, the PP. Let’s see if we can zoom in on those oust houses. Yeti confirmed. I’m easing myself into it. Little steps, you know what I mean? I haven’t been on this bike since the last time. So, you know, but we’re at the top of the hill and we just got to go down the hill now. But I’m going to go a way that I’ve never been before to a destination that we know of. Willy Mammoth Defend. I not Willy Mammoth. I’m not that hairy really. I don’t think Why is it that you’re bald under there and but not you got you got hairs on the top but none on the bottom? [Music] Look, I’ve got me muscles back. I lost those. Where’s that one gone? There we are. Bang. Bang. Nice. You got a bump. Yeah. A little bump. There’s a big dog behind me. He’s not interested. Beautiful beer. Sorry. No, probably hopefully not. No, just going around Medway Towns. Around the outskirts of Medway Towns probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Northeast. Yeah. Yeah. Did you say it sounded lovely? Oh, I thought you said it sounded lovely. [Laughter] L M I [Laughter] O. Are you going far? She says, “No, I’m just going around Medway Towns.” “Oh, you’ve got an accent.” I know that’s what she said, but I thought, “Oh, well, I’ll give it a try.” This spinny thing on the camera mount is getting a bit difficult. Haven’t you with the people? No, I just said you got an accent. Didn’t say it was lovely. That’s what you said. Huh? Not speaking to you again then. Okay, time to fix breakfast for the kids. No drama. Hello. You all right? Farting Martin 69 says stretch. Oh, you can’t sit there. You going to stay here? No, I’m only joking, mate. It’s all yours. Enjoy. Someone’s going to punch me one day. No, don’t go in there. This way. Oh, hello. All the gear. No idea. Yeah. Thought that was somebody else then. Saw a woman late. No, I didn’t. Oh, not going down there. Not going down there. No way. No, there was a man and a woman. Holy smokes. Norway. We got to go out the way we came in. I didn’t see the blood. Really? Don’t go in there. There you go on the right. Enjoy your day, guys. There’s big flint boulders on the [Applause] ground. Flies. [Applause] I said I didn’t have much hope for that exit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Zen’s got to ride a trailer down here. That’ll be fun. Bet she’s panicking now. Yeah. Hello. Another gate. But yeah, we got to come out the way. We got to go out the way we came [Applause] in. There’s our usual bench on the left back there. And this one. [Laughter] Oh, remember the streamer has the last [Applause] say. Look, there’s a helicopter crash here. 1998 uh Kent Air ambulance crew cuz the am the airport’s just there behind them. Well, not far away if you’re in an airplane. This is the approach. [Applause] Can you hear that creaking? I thought I’d fix it. And it can’t be the broen bracket because it’s a closed broen bracket. I think it’s the uh the rack again cuz I thought it was my breathing. I took the rack off and it stopped the creek. Put the rack back on, tightened it up really tight and when I was moving it like this, it would creek. But this is not creaking. that creek then. Oh, here we go. What’s this? That creek. Ah, I’m in the nettle. Oh, look at that. That’s turned half a turn already. No, it can’t be. It’s only How old is this bike now? You all right, Duke? [Applause] [Music] It’s still doing it. Oh, maybe the uh crank bolts need pulling up. Tightening up. Shark Tails, how are you? Yesterday to me yesterday than I am today, but thanks for asking me. Shark. Um, does he mind snipers? I don’t know. I’ve I’ve only watched him since he left leads. Uh and I I have met three streamers coming through this area. He said he would love it. Oh, really? I I could go to him and make it less obvious. Thank you. Maybe. Yeah, I have met three streamers coming through this area uh over the past couple of years and various bike people and stuff and yeah uh I think he’s staying in my town tonight to be honest. I just got to go through here. I think it’s horses. Not not even grass. Oh, you met him. That’s nice. Hang on. Sorry. Oh, you give him four and then he has to go and buy a right. This is [Music] You get to choose a car that you’ve home where the laughter [Music] breaks in this fight through the night. [Music] Painter and mechanic of dreams of paths where sunlight beams full of giggles and no breaks. breaks to hope. Chasing dreams with a heart of gold in this fight through the night. [Music] breaks his life. What do you mean? No connection. So the um IRL Pro just turned off as it does now. Are we still there? Hello. Hello. Hello. Ah, cheers. Thanks very much. I’m just going to try and reenact to film. for you all. Hang on, let me just be dynamic for a minute. Um, do you reckon that’ll work? Fall over. Right. Hang on. Uh, damn. React a little too. You did it right. Let’s stop [ __ ] around. [Laughter] Right. I’ve got to go through that woods again cuz I’m not in the right place. Which are you? Uh, good one, Duke. Yeah, got to go through that woods again. I don’t fancy going over there because it’s probably not So, we’re going to go again. We might get disconnected. If I can find the entrance. Here it is. 5 minutes. Oh, it wasn’t this covered. Oh my god. Hey guys and girls in Hey, no worries, Josh. Does that mean we got back to where we were yesterday? [Music] already late. You all right, pal? It’s all right. Should I come? Okay. Cheers. That’s all right. Which way’s the pub? Down that way. Down that way. That’s the way it is. Cheers, pal. You still working? Yeah, we we uh we turned left too soon. We were too quick on the turning. There’s a knocking for so the wrong way. Yeah, I’m not a drinker e either, but the pub is where the big tree is. The one that looks like a [Applause] crocodile. I haven’t got a socket to socket those to to tighten those bolts up. Oh, okay. They’ve got a long way to go. Oh my god. Cutting that hedge. Wonder if they’re using shears. I might have been able to get out of that gate, that field I was just in. Reenacting Gladiator. Down by the river where nobody goes. I didn’t expect to go this way today. I was going to go the other way. I didn’t realize how far this pub was. Must be park. Yeah, the Robin Hood. Here we are. Right. Here we are. Here we are. [Applause] I don’t see the point. Oh no. Oh. Oh. Walk like an Egyptian. We should have tackled this one maybe with the [Applause] ebike. Yeah. [Applause] Walk like an Egyptian. Walk like an Egyptian. This is very grally. Whoa. Oh. Holy smokes. Mind that tree. Jesus Christ. [Applause] Oh, my chat phone’s not working. That’s all right, pal. Thank you very much. That’s all right. No worries. Cheers. [Applause] We didn’t want a spoke covered dog, did we? [Applause] Walk like an [Music] Egyptian. Walk like an [Applause] [Applause] Egyptian. Afternoon. [Applause] How are you? Hi. Hello. Afternoon. Afternoon. Bloody hurbits. [Applause] Where have they all come from? What the hell? Yeah, I just go for allegedly walk. Ah, they’re all going to the pub. That’s where they’re going. I’ll go to [Applause] [Applause] pub. I haven’t put me bell on this bike. There’s no bell. [Applause] Be trail though. So How come? Oh, yeah. How come the chat phone doesn’t use the Wi-Fi from the other [Applause] phone? Proper rolling. Rolling. Are we? Look at that. Yay. That didn’t sound good. Where the hell are we now? Cuz I’m only running on one. So, if I turn the hotspot on. Ooh, look at that. That phone’s nearly out of its pocket. Uh, All right. Yeah, go for it. Sorry if I’ve missed any messages. [Applause] I’m in my own world trying to find the Egyptian water. I am I am at risk of getting back into shape. Yeah. Cheers. Yeah, I decided soon as I got no internet, I decided not to go into the woods, but I had to come out of them yesterday. So, is the bike hub motor come apart yesterday? What? The electric bike? No, that one’s fine. Uh, I just thought I need to get back on this one. And yesterday was a shitty day as in the weather and today is quite nice. And plus, I’m going to Scotland and I want to do some cycling up there and I don’t want to take the electric bike cuz it’s com uh it’s like uh clumsy. It’s a bloody clumsy bike. No, it’s quite heavy. And I’ve got to I don’t we we’re staying in the camper van for one night and then staying in a caravan for another three. And I don’t want to leave the bike outside. So, I’m going to dismantle it and put it on the in the front seat. I should take these racks off actually, too. Well, at least the front one. Mike is saying it’s not Scottish, it’s crap. Is that what he says? in Scotland at the Scottish [Applause] sign. I’ve got [Applause] [Applause] Oh, wait. I have no signal down here. If I go up that hill, then I’m in the wrong part. [Applause] [Music] If I go down here, I’m somewhere where I [Applause] know. All right, let’s fly down here. [Applause] No breaks are peding his life as he rolls along his home where every mile No, I haven’t said no. [Applause] Oh, it came back. So, before it has said just reconnecting and that’s when it’s the IRL Pro app has turned off. So, I stopped just to check. But thank you. And no, I haven’t looked to see where Kuma is. Do you think I should [Applause] Yeah. Oh. [Applause] Okay. Okay. I was going to get him a gypsy tart, but because he’s gluten [Applause] intolerant. Uh, well, I’ve got to go into Rochester. [Music] I got to go to Rochester anyway. So, I’ll take a look down there. We’ll go to the castle, have something to eat, check where he is, and then head that way past my house and grab the [Laughter] ebike. No, we won’t we won’t do that. I got no lights on me though. I got nente like that. [Applause] I might miss it because of work. Sorry, I was just pretending to be a horse. I was pretending to be a little horse. Yeah. Uh I probably won’t be for a couple of hours on this one. [Music] Thought you were always pretending to be human. Is that what [Applause] happened? I’m mean Zen plain true. I thought she was a good a good a good a good religious person. Thought you would always pretend to be human. Yeah, that’s true. Aren’t we all pretending in some sort of way? Don’t let her fool you at no break. Yeah, [Applause] right. I did take my break when you met Glenn. I always thought she was a registered witch who rides brooms as soon as she turns off the street. Yeah. It’s not a bike. It’s not a bike and a trailer. It’s a broom and a cat voice. Yeah. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. [Applause] Oh, we’re in top gear. Top gear. Let’s put the clips in. Oh, now we’re zooming. [ __ ] A hill. All the fingers are out. All the fingers and [Applause] thumbs. That’s me knackered. [Applause] [Applause] Hello. Here we go. A bit of [Music] shade. I bet it’s it’s been a long time since you’ve heard me breathe, hasn’t it? [Applause] We’ll go the easy route. Yeah. 5 minutes. Yeah. I sound a lot better than that. A lot healthier than that one. Oh god. Wow. Afternoon. What have I missed? [Applause] Hi Cat. How you doing? You missed the viewpoint. Uh, you missed the heavy breathing. Uh, Stain’s discovered that Zenica is a witch with a broom cuz she keeps on losing her finger. Uh, yeah. And we’re on this bike today. We’re on the We’re on the Manuel especi Emmanuel. [Applause] Yeah, we’re on the special. Le Manuel. Yeah, the Manuel. El Manuel. is my um titl flop. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Speed up with no colors on it. It was just one mass of concrete. There’s another one. Look, not even painted. Hurtling down there at 20 mph. There’s there’s a story in one of the films in one of the Cray films that when this bridge 52 was getting built that some of the friends of the cray buried their opposition in one of these pillars. And also when it was getting built, some of the workers were also buried into the concrete in these in this bridge cuz it’s just all poured concrete or it was. It all looks in segments now. So you could one, two, three, four, five, six. You could quite easily bury a couple of people in each one of those posts. Just thought I’d let you know. So, don’t come down here within Don’t come down here with Jack the Hat McVitti. Jack the Hat. You all right, Jack? [Music] That’s the backbone of the structure. Good one, Plasma. I know a few I’d like to bury. Oh, don’t get on the wrong side of Katkin. You’ll have your guts for guarders. Um, I’ve been asked to go and meet a famous person. So, we’re on our way there. It’s shame it’s not Jen Seymour, but hey, can’t have it all. Rowan [Applause] Atkinson. No, not Rowan Atinson. The stinky river med on your real bike today. There’s no brakes there. Yeah. Did you not see it? This is my battery for today. Bottle of water. The pork pie. But we’re heading for the castle. We’re heading for the castle. We’re going to go on the castle. Going to have something to eat and then uh find what route Kumk Kuma’s on. Good man. He uh he’s from New York. Kuma Monsters from New York. and he’s walking to TwitchCon in Amsterdam or Rotterdam, one of the two. and uh he started in York 22 days ago and he’s walked from York all the way to here and he’s heading to do and he he averages on 800 people watching him and it’s going to be like a oh [Applause] Oh, I can’t believe Clive. OMG. Clive rode his recumbent bike through here. Yeah, I’m doing it to get out of my comfort zone with many people. Has anyone ever had stage fright? I follow Clyde as well. Oh, hi Shagtales again. You follow Clive, too? Okay. Yeah. Clive’s Adventures. Yeah. I’ve known him for like I didn’t even know you had a comfort zone. 13. My comfort zone’s around me pillow. Um Clive and I have known each other for about 15 years. And it was he that got me into streaming on uh on PC games or Xbox games. And I was like kind of not coerced into it, but it was sold to me. Oh, I see. And uh I wasn’t much of a I’m not much of a I wouldn’t class myself as a streamer, although I stream. Uh I try to do it as often as I can. Uh I wasn’t in front I wasn’t comfortable in front of the camera playing games where he’s very extrovert. I’m quite introvert introvert extraordinaire. Uh, but I I don’t mind getting in front of the camera on me bike. I’m trying to show you something if it works. Here we go. Yeah. Hi. How are you? This is me. [Applause] Beep. Cheers, pal. I haven’t got me bell. It’s on the other bike. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. And uh thanks for the warning. I thought it was someone else. Yeah, I screamed and then stopped. Now I adjusted and went long. Yeah. But yeah, I’m I’m a carer for my wife also who uh has got rem remission MS multiple cerosis. And when I fell out of love of streaming games, find it difficult. I come across a streamer, famous streamer on his bike and me and Clive had just got and it kind of progression from streaming to So what happened? I brought an action camera with me just in case we got knocked over or whatever or any stupid footage going through the trees and stuff. And then he got a GoPro, realized it can stream from it, and then it went from there. Is nothing to do with push [Applause] bikes. It’s more more car games. But if anyone’s in Kuma’s stream, you don’t want to watch this one now because I don’t want to spoil it for you all. He’s coming to this beautiful quaint village. Sorry, it’s not a village. It’s a town. It’s a town that Poultry Motion missed out when he did all of the cities in the UK. uh because it’s been deregistered as a city, but it’s got a cathedral. What makes it a city? But someone missed out the paperwork and it’s not a city anymore, which is weird. Thank you. Live is driving over to meet Kuma as well. Oh, is he? No. Okay. Yeah, I thought he’d get on in on the action. I’m surprised he didn’t tell me. We could have drove over there together, but if he’s driving, he’s got to show his toy. More of a wow factor. So then I’m going to pull up on my little bike. My intention today was going to do the outskirts of the Medway Medway towns and then meet meet Kuma in in Rochester. get a photo with him at the castle like I did with Glenn. Like I did with the German. Remember the German guy? He wasn’t streaming. He was just cycling. 3 hours I spent with that guy. Yeah, this this town I mentioned it earlier. I’ll mention it again for anyone that didn’t know that Rochester town. It’s um is it synonyominous? Is that the word? That’s a big word for the Friday with Charles Dickens. Synominous. Ooh. I’ll go this way cuz I don’t want to show you all of the heavenly glory from a distance. You want to turn the corner and have the wow factor. You had no breaks, but I’m impressed. I did a disco just up the hill from the castle many YS ago. Did you? Are you local? Are you Shark Tails? Clive’s a DJing. Hang on. Up the hill from the castle. You mean you mean you mean you mean Oh, what was that place called? Is it the comedy club? I think it’s the comedy club if that’s the one. Up the hill on the right. Little dingy old place. They’ve got a basement. Dingling dingling. My bell don’t work. I haven’t got one. Beautiful dog. Is that sandy color? Okay. class as a boom or something, he says. Oh no, the trees in the way. Oh, we got to cycle up a hill. [Applause] I can’t remember what it was called, but I do remember it was for a drama school. They was doing high school musical. Oh, okay. No, I don’t know any drama [Applause] schools. So, I’m just looking for an artistic shot and I think I’ve found it. Here we go. Cheers, Zenica. You did it perfect. That’s just how I wanted it. Ain’t that just lovely? Oh, wrong way. How about that one? All the greenery and the flag flying. We got to wait. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. It looks lovely. YOLO. Oh, it was 20 years ago. The place is probably demolished now and it’s now a co-op. We haven’t had an image from this side, have we? Gorgeous. Okay, then I have done one good thing this year. So happy now. Do this one thank you. Nice. But didn’t you help an old man cross the road in London? I’m sure you did. Oh, no. That was last year though, was it? Yeah, it was. You got picture in picture on. Oh, we had the picture and picture on when we took the photo. Oh, what a [ __ ] Well, we can’t be perfect, can we? That was a Yeah. Oh, that was a big was it? [Applause] Sneaky, sneaky, little deicky. Yeah. Local liim of the rivers in East End. Oh, you’re in the East End. What? Bow. Yes. His name was Shane. It was Shane. Okay. I thought it was somebody else. Uh my my wife was born under the bow bells. Not actually under the doorbells, but you know in that area in [Applause] bow the London the London the London hospital that’s it or something. [Applause] I was born at whips. He was born at Whips. I don’t I don’t know that one. Is that White Chapel Hospital Infirmary? I don’t know. Pregnant patients service. I don’t know. Oh, there’s more kids here today. Right. Where should we sit? Should we go and sit on the cannon? Oh, it is. Oh, okay. [Applause] Um, there’s no chairs. Okay, it looks like we’re going to have to do it on the wall. Oh, someone’s laughing at [Applause] me. [Applause] Okay. [Applause] Really? We all do. [Applause] There’s people on them chairs, don’t they? I had a good friend who lived near there, but sadly we lost touch. Nice view at no breaks for looking over Stonewall. Very nice. Yeah. Uh, unfortunately there’s chairs down there and there’s people sat on them and I was going to stand on that wall. Sit on that wall. Get out the way, you. But um we’ve only got the the castle to look at based on the wild tower. Sorry, did I say hello? So I can say hello. Um trying to be dynamic again, but it’s not. Uh I need to find my I need to find my other mount for the bike. Oh, hang on. This is going to be better. Hang on, hang on, hang on me. About the same era, I think. This is the one after the white. Hang on. Right. There’s that one. There’s that one. Sniffle. Sniffle. The white tower. I I can’t see any white towers. What? I don’t see any white towers. Oh, really? Where’s me sandwich? Huh? What? The white is the Tower of London. I made sandwiches and I forgot them. Yeah. Oh, the White Tower is the Tower of London. Is it now? Hey, we found a good place, haven’t we? It’s not bad here. I forgot me sandwich, me pork pie. So, all I’ve got is this baited up bloody banana. Oh, Hiderson, you can have this one. Oh my days. I’ve got to eat it. It’s the only thing I’ve got to eat apart from flatjack. 1070. And this one was in 1090. Unreal. Yeah, that’s the best info anyone’s ever had here. Well, if I eats them, I’m sure I’ll be okay. But he said he sucks them through the skin or something. He’s disgusting. I want to see him do that tomorrow on his next stream. Yeah. Yuck. Is it? Yuck. We used to do a prediction here. Good banana, bad banana, and then I would peel it. He made me sick yesterday. I was eating a pork pie and then he told me what was in them or he just he just ravebled a load of [ __ ] off and I had to spit it out. I’m just looking forward to me flapjack. Okay, let’s see where Kuma is. Oh, really? Oh, where the hell? How do I get How do I get that on the other way? [Music] Hi, McNeely. Thanks for letting me know. Um, some people have already mentioned that. Thank you. I’m just looking on and he’s inv I presume not unless someone’s lying to me there that they’ve asked he’s asked me to go and meet him. Um I hope that’s true. I don’t want to feel a dick. Please go to drive again. But the screen’s black. This screen’s black for the map. How do I get it on the other way around? How do I get it with the How do you do it? Oh, here we go. Satellite. Okay, that’s better. Oh, okay. Oh, really? He’s No, he’s not far at all. Yeah, it’s the three lines at the top. Um, and Steam, did you say Clive’s got to see him? Oh, yeah. Okay, he’s on as well. Okay, he’s on the main road. He’s just over that hill. Um he is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight miles. Hey, Mega Burger. How are you? No, that’s too soft. We’re not having that. Not having that. That’s not right. Right. Have you taken enough photos? Look, we’ve got the castle there and the cathedral there and me stuck in the middle. Hello [Music] You like mega [Applause] burger? Three adverts, but it’s only a minute and a half. Yeah, right. Oh my days. Thank you for the follow, McNeely. And I’ve missed somebody else’s follow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Right. Who’s going to direct me to him then? I know the general direction. Yeah, it is. It’s so at the moment my revenue per stream is a pound through ads, which is all right. You know, it is what it is. And I appreciate you all for watching advert. Oh, flapjack. Ouch. Yeah, a few pennies for Yeah. windy on my Let’s just have some nuts here. We got some uh homemade flapjack. Homemade flapjacks. Exotic flapjacks. These are we’ll just try a little bit cuz we don’t want to go too nutty. Yeah. Hey, what not you eating? Um um just rolled oats. Flapjack rolled oats with um syrup. No, not syrup. What’s it called? You will leave till we No, that’s the wrong one. Where’s the battery gone? Where’s the cable gone? Looking for cross the bridge right onto the 18226. and you will meet him. Yeah, I got to go up a hill. That is the Rochester Castle. Correct. No. Yeah, it is Rochester Castle. Need to find a bush. In fact, I don’t need to find a bush. I need to go privacy soon. Take the bikes and the toilets. Yeah, this is Rochester Castle. Um, been here since what was it? 1910, 1920. But it’s it’s been built upon many a time by different monarchs. You call them monarchs. How many people went in there? Was it two? Two went in there, I think. Them lads up there were more eventful than Oh, this is what I was afraid of by himself cuz he might feel threatened by himself. Wait, come and check your mate. He’s here around the corner. He’s seen me now, so I should be all right. [Music] [Music] Their horns are well pointed. What are the bones? I think. Oh, [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Giggles in this fight [Music] Right. Are we all here? We all happy. Oh my god. Oh, actually I put me jacket on, didn’t I? Oh, yeah. We need to take it off again. Hang on. We need to take it off again. Sorry. Sorry for the procrastinations. I’m not a procrastinator, but I seem to be doing it today. Oh no. What’s happened to the zip? Really? The zip split. Zip split. Me headphones broke the other day. Jeez. I don’t know if that is going to [Applause] work. It did. [Applause] Get in there. You know, he could have taken a much scenic route here. How’s New York today? Singing sailor. Right, I think I fixed it. [Applause] You can hear the kids in the towers. Either they’re trapped in the dungeons or they’re tourists walking around. Oh. Um, you’re going to have to tell me if Kuma gets into a car or not. A white martini one. Because if he does, there’s no point in me carrying on cuz he’d be in Clive’s car. NY is doing good with about a 45minut ride to enjoy the nearby temperature today is about 76°. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. I don’t think you will get him. He likes walking. Oh, okay. Cool. No, cuz Clive, if Clive has gone there in his car, uh, Kuma might want to have a little drive in his car because it’s a bit special. It’s a little bit especi It would uh defeat his objects also, wouldn’t it? It would defeat his quest. It’s like me doing a tour and on me bike and getting a lift by [Applause] somebody. That’s all right. No, you carry on. It’s fine. HTF. You’re all right. Thank you guys. Thank you. I should be on the road, but I couldn’t get on there. It is. Yeah, but I shouldn’t. I was going to do me thing with that lady. tell it to get out of the way in a nice nice tone of voice, you know, pleasant, funny. It’s what I did last week in the [Applause] park. [Applause] Uh, okay. We got to go through Strude. This is the new bridge. The old bridge was wooden, so they rebuilt it. Some went, can’t remember exactly when. The Russian submarine’s down there. If anyone hasn’t seen it, remind me to come and show you on the way back. Yeah. Yeah, it’s up here around the corner oneway street and then turn to the lights and turn right. Uh, Shark Tales, are you just a viewer in his channel or are you a moderator or VIP or something like that? [Music] Okay. Well, there’s been a couple from Kumas saying meeting. Sorry. Were you the one that gave him the tin of beans the other day? Forgot I haven’t got throttle [ __ ] Yeah, you were. Okay, cool. I’ve got nothing for him. Got nothing for him. I even forgot me on sandwiches. So they weren’t ringing pull ones. No. [Music] No, you wouldn’t expect gifts. No, but it’s always nice though. Is it? It’s like going to a party without taking a bottle of wine. Stayed away from this hill yesterday. And you all making me go up it. Oh, okay. I hope he’s got a good tin opener. Some of the tin openings you get, you go to use it, they bends the handles. We’re on the hunt. I should get me pump out. Shall I try and do a proper sniper as in a sniper would hide in the bush and jump out holding my my tire pump in a tube pump a loft in the air. Lucky lucky. Oh god. Where’s me button? I thought you’d find it. [Music] [Music] You just did what? Sorry. [Laughter] What was Okay. Should we play that game? No. The last the last the last word that you wrote in your predictive text. Oh my god. I’m actually surprised Doc got through one of the box, you know, through one of the the what is it? Moderation things on Twitch. The mine are set very minimum, but it’s right here. Yeah. Shark tails. 2282 228. Oh, that wasn’t predicted. I’m wondering why he has run from his predicted test. I tried in the game. [Applause] My legs are unfit. Me chest is all right. Oh, you only get asterisks. Maybe it’s been moderated then. That’s the one. Oh, I nearly went for the throttle again. Oh my days. You’re not used to it. Not used to what? No, you [Laughter] weren’t. You weren’t as sheltered as I was. I don’t think I was locked in a cupboard. I woke up when I was 14. Oh, I [Laughter] had What sort of videos did you get? Is that like Gypsy Tart? I finished on the image test. Yes. Yeah, it’s about right. All on the same road. Cool. All of us. There’s Clive up here, too. Heads up. Is that too? Yeah, I thought so. Um, what part of the world are you from? Sharks. Oh, you must be English. No. Yeah, cuz you work there and there. Okay. Yeah, it’s cuz you said all. Yes. Like me and Tina in the CW. Okay. Yeah. Should we wait until Clive’s finished with him then? [Applause] Oh, we got a headwind. Headwind. 200 pound for this car. Peugeot 107. Oh, £1,200. £200. I was going to say [Applause] what the one must have looked like a pan. [Applause] You might Yeah, probably. Yeah, I was saying earlier that I know Clive. I’ve known Clive 15 years at least. No, I think it’s 13. How old’s his kid? Something like that. We just don’t want Kuma to get tempted by going for a drive. Otherwise, me going up here is pointless. [Applause] [Music] He didn’t tell me, considering that we’re friends, he didn’t tell me that he was going to seek Kuma. And I was halfheartedly about going to see him. And if I if I knew that Clive was going, I think I would have been more more willing to go to more willing to He’s turning off soon, is he? Okay. [Music] No, I don’t. Uh, this will be a bus route. How you doing, Lob? You’re going to have to You’re going to have to direct me if he does turn off them. Shark Tails or McNeel. [Music] Nelly, sorry. McNelly. What’s that? For a bit of faster cadence. I can hear it. A bit of a climb. Yeah, I’m on me normal bike today. We’re not cheating. But this saddle no longer way on a fast road. There’s a path over there, but this is cycle. We should be all right. That um white line on the floor is an invisible barrier. No cars are allowed in this lane. This way is the wind from I think there’s a crosswind exhaust dust from rail or not. These were CL now. Yeah. No way to escape the Yeah, you can only do that if you go across fields and stuff like that. This this bike’s not built for it today. I wouldn’t do that on the electric bike because of the terrain and the roughness and you know, but we just stick to the roads. Is it straight on shark tails? On the roads L2 is the side of THR road. The wind comes at [Applause] first. [Applause] Another hill. I did not use bike land. Okay, they’re up here. You did not avoid proximity with cars, didn’t I? I didn’t see any cars. I know see cars. I hope Kuma is not on any sort of deadline like got to be in a certain place at a certain day. Is the wind coming from the road? I don’t know where the wind’s coming from. It’s not that windy, but the wind’s probably coming from the cars wafting up all their brake dust. So they say and now that brake dust from an electric vehicle is more harmful per gram than diesel [Applause] pollution. What do you all think about that? [Applause] [Music] Yay! Hiking in low wind means you get dressed in line. [Applause] [Music] Yeah. When I used to cycle London in the early ’90s, I used to come home and my nose was just black. It was like being down the soot down the co fields or sticking your head in a pan of dust, cold dust. Black bogies. Bogeies. Don’t eat broken evil. Well, that’s it. Don’t eat them, isn’t it? Simple. When that big truck came passing you, you should have went further to the side. Oh, okay. City air. Shitty air. Yeah, that’s what it’s like. Tech is very polluting. It’s not as bad now. Lithium mining. It’s not as bad now. The black [ __ ] in your nose. Uh Duke, you know you’re saying pedal on not far about a mile. Well, I made an emote for you a few days ago, and I wanted it just to be the followers, but I wanted it animated. So, it had to be for subs. How far to me? I want you to use that as much as you can, Duke. Yeah. Mith lithium mining. That’s just shocking, you know. I could be. But if I was to go on the path cool, if I was to go on the path and knock someone over, it’s my fault cuz cyclists are not allowed on the path. Morning stars shine. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, catastrophic. How you doing, buddy? The earth. Cool. I might get it then. All right. The hell did he want? Yeah, that one, Duke. But obviously not in my channel. You can use it in my channel, but you know, free to use it anywhere else. Yeah, I’ll know you get off path when meeting people. [Applause] Yeah, the sidewalk is illegal everywhere. It is. I believe so. I believe so. This saddle is not the one. It’s not the one for my butt. Don’t know. I might try a razor saddle next. I don’t know. Maybe I should put the original one back on. I didn’t really test that one. Illegal in UK but not in Iceland. I made that one just for you, Duke. Just made it for you. In Thailand. Oh, not in Iceland. Oh, okay. See, that’s where we all differ. Swap back to the brook saddle. Icelanders are weird anyway. Uh, I could go back to the brooks. Try and break that in more. But I think that was a pain in the butt, too. It just wouldn’t break. Wouldn’t break in. Maybe if I loosen it with the nut. Living in a blender. Well, I just got back. Should I be I ride next to cars all the time. We all ride next to cars. It’s just that Lob is in the least populated world um land in the world. I think and there’s no trees. Oh no, that was Greenland, isn’t it? Ireland’s got trees and Greenland hasn’t got trees. I think that’s how the saying goes. Not heavy enough to leave your imprint on it. You need a planet. He’s trying to get the coins to hit me on stream. Did that um trigger a hype train? Cath. I think I’ve only ever had one hype train and that was They’re on tth. That was last February. Oh yeah, there they are. I can see his uh little car. How long’s he been here? An hour. [Applause] [Music] I was going to come out. Good to meet you. How’s it going? I’m surprised you didn’t tell me. I know. What? I saw you at Blue Bell Hill. Can I Can I set this on your car? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I [ __ ] scratch it, just fall through the rust. It’ll be fine. Yeah. I was going to come out the recumbent, but I killed myself on Wednesday. Yeah. And to get there and I’ve just got bot raided. So Oh, did you? My stream has gone Yeah. Over a thousand follows at the moment. It’s going crazy. Oh, yeah. A thousand is too many. Yeah. How you on a phone set up on your chest there. That’s Yeah, that’s right. Uh, it’s easier than I’ve tried Bella Box with a GoPro and stuff like that. Nice teeny little I just easier like this now. Yeah, there’s too many cables for that other one. Oh, the bellow. It’s just It’s honestly like what I love about it. It’s just simple, right? Just works. Like I the bellow box setups are cool. Like you can do the the Osmo and the the action cams and all that stuff. Maybe one day, but the phone just works. I mean, I’ve got I’ve got a crazy phone setup, you know? I’ve got a huge [ __ ] gimbal, but Yeah, that looks cool, man. I can’t understand how his arms cuz when I was doing I done a holiday, I was only away for 5 days and I was doing the phone. By the end of the week, my arm was just like all this muscle. I don’t know, man. I’m probably destroying my arm. Probably going to have tennis elbow or some [ __ ] by the end of all this, but it’s worth it for the stream, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you do you do like big long cycles then? We have done in the past. Yeah. But not recently. Not myself. No, not recent. I hurt me back last big one. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. And so I’ve just been taking it easy or No, it’s just like old wounds from I get it. Years, you know what I mean? Yeah. I’m over 50 and I’ve had a lot of Oh [ __ ] back injuries. You don’t look it. You’re kicking ass out here, man. Um but yeah, I was floating around uh near Graves End yesterday, actually. That’s so Ziggy in my chat was like, “Yeah, is that Ice Ziggy?” Uh no, Ziggy. Ziggy Shane. Oh, okay. He was telling me he saw you on on RTRO. Oh, okay. I love that it kind of brings people together like this, you know. But that that’s the I mean I met Mugs, the the guy that made it. That was his like kind of he wanted to to have like sort of a community based thing, I think. And then he’s working on other things now. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He’s working on other things now. But a couple of people from your stream came in and says, “Hi, you know that is in good. I’m glad.” I was going that way today and I was hoping to come back and circle around this evening and meet you in Rochester. Oh yeah, you could have done that too. because of people coming and said, “Okay, I’ll go range.” And so I set my gear. I was in the room. I saw you was on and I was watching everyone. All right. Who the hell? I was like, “Hang on, I follow you.” And I went, “So I zoomed into that’s the gun range.” And that’s where we played as kids. Oh, no way. In the distance. I’m thinking, “Not me.” Wow. No, I’m from the northeast, mate. Oh, where are you? I’m uh Darlington. Oh, so it’s 50 miles from York. Okay, that helps. Okay, I know York. I know that one. 50 miles north. Oh, wow. So, it was close. Yeah, that was close. Yeah. Have you ever done that ride from all the way up there down to here? No, but me and him, well, he did it. I tried. I always wanted to do Lanzen to John Grokes when I was a kid cycling cuz I was cycling all around North Yorkshire when I was younger and mentioned to him, do you want to do the jog? It’s called Lans End to Jon the hell out of me. The thought of doing the thought of doing it took him three months to get his My back was we were all kitted up. I’m sure. Yeah. With the huge veneers and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, I came home after 14 days. But he carried on. Wow. He did the whole lot. How long was it? I spent 37 days. But so most people are like, “Oh, I’ve done it in 4 days.” I’m like, “Why?” Yeah. I’ve done 37 days, but that was It was raining. I I’ll have a camp day cuz I’ve got the tent over hanging out. Enjoy. Yeah, I get that. Thank you for the followers everyone. Yeah, chat follow no breaks and Clive, right? Do it. Do it. Nice guys. I was just telling Clive there. We got we’ve got a creator club, a Twitch run creator club for IRL. So big community, people coming together talking about tech, doing collaborations, stuff like that. So definitely definitely you got to apply to it. But let your regulars know the link or stuff. They might they might be able to find it. Uh throw it in my chat and I’m I’m meaning to put it in my about section, but it’s uh I’m I’m one of the founding members. It’s just a good community of people. He knows all about the tech. I’m useless. He finds something new and you need Oh, do this, Phil. Do this. Do this. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then it goes wrong. I go, Clive. You’re like, Clive, why’d you break my [ __ ] He’s good at finding the brakes. Yeah. No brakes. Yeah. Good to get good. Yeah. But no, it’s a good community. Like it sounds like you guys already are all friends like streaming together. So, have you been for a spin in this? No. It want to go back if I take him for a spin in that. Take him down to the lights. Just take him down. Take him down to the lights or for a spin and come back. And then he hasn’t I I haven’t like you haven’t cheated anywhere. Yeah. Go on. Should we take for a spin? Shall we? Do you want to? You want to? Have you been in it? So, I’ll tell you what. I’ll lift the bonnet and show you what you’re in for. Oh, okay. Here. I mean, I like going fast, man. You like going fast? Yeah. Oh, you don’t want to go on this then? What? [Applause] It’s blue. Oh [ __ ] There we go. 2.8 L V6. Yeah, it’s a little one. I mean, you got you got some stuff going on in there, though. Is it Is it supercharged? Yes. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. So, it’s around 280 brake around, but one of the injectors has gone now. So, did you pull up? Did you hear it when he pulled up? No, he was already here. Oh, okay. He had it running. Take a spin. I went that way originally. Oh, did you? And I cut down to the bottom row cuz I know where you were walking across. I said I could walk this with my eyes closed. Yeah. So, I must have gone past you. Met. And then I I pulled up and I went to Deans and a few of my regulars. I went, “Can you just check it’s okay? I don’t want to just get Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. D30 said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s cool, man. I’d rather just we bump into each other.” So, I’d rather me actually just pull up. Yeah. I mean, if I can if I can leave this way here. Yeah. I’ll stay here, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [Music] Battery, obviously. All right. Hell yeah. Yeah. Let me get the door for you, sir. There you go. Got to pull the seat back. I’m trying not to drop. Oh, where’s my camera mount? Is it falling off the window? Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Bear with me. Oh, no. I’m good. I’m good. Are you good there? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, brother. It’s getting hot. Thank you, brother. So, yeah. How’s overheating on that that uh honor phone? Uh, it’s all right to be put on as long as it’s not in this. Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom. Uh, PP someone. PP PP. Yeah. Picture. Oh. What is that? I thought you were talking about No, not not peeping. No, I mean I got to do that too. [Applause] Which I follow these guys. They’re awesome. Someone do a PP for me. Hold on. Wait. Oh, actually it uh sounds nice. Oh yeah. All right. See how Look at how small it is. No, I’ll be all right. This arm, you know, no more pps. It’ll It’ll break. Yeah, man. That was good. Is that secure? That form? This? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I want somebody try to rip it out of my head. Yeah. I heard. Yeah. Was it was it in Ted Castra or something? It was uh right outside of Leads. Yeah. Yeah. Right outside of Leads. Yeah. But no, I mean, no. Anyway, it was like, but come on. You’re burning gas. I didn’t I don’t know. I can hear him. Scream buddies alone so I can actually hear some uh No, Chad. I’ve been ignoring Chad. Terrible bad screamer. No, you guys are more important. Chad, you’re important, too. They started playing music when we rolled up and I was like, “Oh, let me pause it.” He could have washed it, couldn’t he? Go on then. Boost it. [Music] I mean, for an American to go in an English car, it’s like, what the hell? I’m used to V6s and V8s and, you know, proper engines, twin engines that had got the whole shebang. Thank you for the followers, everyone. Much appreciated. I love you all. [Applause] [Applause] He’s a nice Yeah. He came all the way from the US to meet to meet me and Clive. Um, as you know, we’ve met a few streamers coming through here. We met Minimum Technical a few weeks ago. Uh, I was going to Sarah Bridgewater drove through our town also. I was going to meet her, but she’s a bit more uh what’s it? Cautious. Uh, I’ve been into London, met Sachu, and ride the line. I’d like to meet T uh Tikin and Poulry. [Applause] I’m going to Scotland next month. I could meet Namaste Traveler, DJ Brew, and anybody else up there, but they’re on the other side of Scotland where I’m going to uh probably not to be honest. Love seeing like-minded people having a good time. Oh yeah, it isn’t it? It’s It is nice chaos. Um, I think everyone knows who Kuma Monster is. Um, but yeah, if you’re not following Kuma, which you probably already are anyway, [Applause] Let’s hope they come back cuz I’m not carrying that [ __ ] backpack anywhere. Not on my back. Not with my back. Hey, Prince Swag. Does Does he like milk? Does he? I don’t want to touch it. I’m not touching. I don’t Maybe he’s back anyway. Cool. I don’t even try. I’d just break me back. [Music] I want to see if This is great. I’m so glad you guys are dead. Stay there again. We need to get another picture because the other one didn’t work. We’ll get chat in it, too. PP somebody. They were all kicking it off early and it was just all going wrong. Jeez, Kin. Let’s hope it works. Nice. Nice. We got it. Hell yeah. We got it in the end. Glad you guys are out here. Like you got a cool community out here, too. You know, love it. But also, if you’re in the UK, you need now. I know. I got some boys down here. Guys down here. It’s great. Right. Is my bike fitting in your car? No, I’m all right. It’s all downhill from here. Going that way. Swag says hello. I’ve only been down this road once was like 2 years ago. I can’t remember where it goes to. Spoke to be cuz B saw I had the recumbent on Facebook. Oh, did he? He went having a chat and I said, “People keep stopping and saying hello.” He said, “Yeah.” He said, “Now you’re riding a 3,000 bike.” Carbon fiber guys are like, “You’re all right, mate. How you doing today?” I went when we’re on the mountain bike, they won’t even talk to us. Oh, really? But but carbon fiber that But if I’m on a recumbent, Yeah. you’re in that different league cuz I couldn’t work it out. And Brian said, “You’re in a different league now.” It’s just saying, “Oh, I went How weird is that?” I went, “That’s so weird. It’s a It’s a bike, right? It’s got wheels. It goes.” Yeah, that’s that’s what you think. So, you run the Yulanszi as well? No. You got the road, the mic? No, you do. Uh, no. Sinko. Sinko. Okay. So, I use the previous I’ve gone through two of them. Really? I’ve gone through I’ve gone through one of these. They’re the I’ve gone through one of these, but I’ve lost That’s the one Nutter uses. Oh, that’s the I’ll show you the uh That’s the brand Hollywood. Holand. Are they the one that do the little It’s like a really tiny They do that one, but get this mic instead. Get that one instead. Yeah. the the the capsule’s bigger on this, you know, so it’s going to be slightly The other one’s really really tiny. It’s super tiny. I don’t think it sounds as good, right? But like it’s super simp. The only thing that happens sometimes is I lose this the magnet. Yeah. Yeah. But it’s cheap and it works. Yeah. These were 37. Okay. These more expensive than that. Delivery it was like 40%. It’s like 100 US. Yeah. Okay. But they they’ve been good to me. You know, I’ve got this thing that I love trying to find the cheap, you know, like uh in life sometimes that people always miss the little guys. Oh, yeah. So, when it comes to electronics and tech, I always go, let’s try and see if we can find the little guy the same thing. Find the find the new company that’s starting out that’s doing the same gear, but they don’t have the brand name. That’s kind of what this this that’s what this feels like to me. Those are probably I mean that doesn’t exactly it’s got three mic levels and then you’ve got three noise level noise levels is quite good and they come with a wind m goes over the whole I know you too like I’ve seen there stuff out there before you got creating to sort that one watch all of his videos on microphones from his video so he he was trying okay that makes sense I I just I watch the YouTube to get my setup to start my setup. Dude, I’d love to be able to put my cuz I can do the I can do it. I just can’t put it down right now. I feel like you’d be great on YouTube, too. Like when I made a video this morning and if I get overwhelmed or too many thoughts, I just stutter and I can’t get the words out. I understand. But if I do it without thinking, like this morning I woke up, made the video, it all come out normally, can’t do it the rest of the time. That’s No, it’s like it’s like it comes out perfect the first time, but then if it if you try to go back and do it, it won’t sound right. Yeah. Saying that we’ve we’ve had a couple of intros on that, haven’t we? What’s up? When we tried to do Hi, I’m Phil. I’m It’s the funniest video ever. We got the giggles. That’s fun. That was when we were green. Yeah, that I mean I think that’s probably why I like live better because I don’t have I don’t I just talk. Try not to overthink it. You know what I mean? I think you was mentioning it on stream earlier, wasn’t you? Probably smoking. Oh, I don’t do those. But yeah, that that’ll that’ll change. You mentioned edibles or something. You me you was talking about something earlier. Something has somebody mentioned something for sure. Yeah. Unfortunately, we haven’t gone that way yet. Yeah. I mean, we’re like I I used to work in the cannabis industry in the US and I mean it’s probably a matter of time here, right? No, cuz the government unless they can tax it in the UK, it won’t happen. Well, of course. That’s why that I mean if it happens, it’ll happen. But you can buy all of the paraphernelia to grow it. Of course. Yeah. There’s a shop not too far from here. You can go in there and buy everything apart from the seeds. You have to go to a different shop around the corner to get the seeds. To get the seeds. Yeah. What? It’s like, you know, so they’ll have the tax from all of all of the products that people buy to make it, but but they’re not allowed to legalize the product. But medical is here, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s like £1,200 per prescription per month for young kids that are suffering from epilepsy and stuff like that instead of giving it free. Yeah. You know, where the other NH people get medicines for free, right? the kids with epilepsy and all those sort of illnesses where CBD and THC is good for them. Okay, they have to pay. They have to pay. All right. Wait, wait. I got I got They want to see the inside of the the the car again. They want to see under the hood. And then also, wait, what do you got going on here? Oh, that’s just in case the phone falls off of here. Okay. Cuz we go through the woods and stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do. I do. And actually, today it was it was going this way. I went up that way. I went up um Robin Hood pub and down that. Oh yeah. Yeah. And I come out the bottom and it was like this. Oh, and this slides up that way. Huh. Yeah. That’s to close it. Be right back. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like uh I’ll keep that. So, this this clamp on this was like I think $20 that I bought. It’s uh it it cranks down pretty pretty hard this time. It’s just a That’s all right. But what I find the knob on the top is where the What’s the shoe mount is? It’s right in the way of the shoe mount. Oh, you got a shoe mount on your mine’s upside down. Whoops. Trying to find a decent mess. Sorry, Chad. Took me to break your neck. So, this is [Applause] Oh, it’s a DJ. This is a quarter. Th this piece though, they don’t this piece is just some other brand, but this this is just has a quart of 20 on the bottom, you know? So, like the like uh this this right here. It’s surprising how tight you have to actually get. See, I’ve got that one indoors, the one brakes. Yeah. Uh I had to remove all the rubber off mine though cuz the rubber started moving. The glue comes loose and the phone kept coming. Oh, yeah. That that on the on the previous gimbal I had that happened all the time. I went through two of those and I was like, “All right, I need something chunkier.” Uh, but I’ve kind of made me own bits and pieces. Yeah. Cuz you just I mean, you start accumulating so much gear, right? And then I’ve spent thousands on the gear. Yeah. Like all the shelf of the stuff that didn’t quite work. But every now and then I go, “Oh, I need a bracket.” He’s got something. He’s got something. I love it. Shelf’s getting bigger. Will you show Chad under the hood again? Look at that. All custom built. You did all this work yourself, huh? So, you don’t have Do you have 2.8 in America? Are yours are all V6 V8s, aren’t you? We have 2.8 L. We do have them, but they’re all I mean, they used to be. Now, now we’ve got four four bangers and everything. Okay. I mean, Subaru what is a is a is a four-cylinder, right? So the MK2 VR So in America is where the MK2 VR6 is really big. Uh so they they buy the MK2 Golf and put the VR6 put in the Golf and there’s a website M2VR6.com and it’s massive in America and yeah that’s where I got all the information from the US cuz it’s so big over there. Yeah. All I I like the blue looks good. It’s clean in here too, man. That’s right. Kind of clean. It’s blowing its guts out. So, oh yeah, we expected. Was it fast enough for you? It was nice. It felt good. You can feel it not accelerating though. You’re in second gear and it goes it starts. Yeah. Did you do the boom boom? I did as I went down the hill. It’s got It’s got launch control. So, you can reset it to the floor whatever you want. But at the moment, it just kind of always. I was Hold on a second, guys. Let me actually make sure I follow you because my my ADHD brain [ __ ] up for gas. You’ve got ADHD as well. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. I was going to bring you a local cake, but I know you I heard you have gluten. You got your You have gluten. Yeah, it’s called a gypsy tart. No brain sugar. Yeah. Brown sugar in it. Is it brown sugar? brown sugar and no brain evaporated milk and stuff like Yeah. No brain. Yeah. No brain. No. No brain came up first. No brain came. Is this someone called that? Yeah. No brain, dude. Yo, let me see. I see Ara in here. I see Arata in here. I see. Yeah. Follow follow these guys. All these guys. Oh, I’m good. I’m glad to see you guys. Hi everybody. How you doing? Thank you for the follow Monster. You’re welcome. I’m glad to see you guys running ads. You got to run 3 minutes of ads cuz otherwise you got the pre-rolls. Yeah. I had a streamer come over the other day when I was Well, I say the other the other month I was doing Sea of Thieves. Yeah. And he raided me with about 900 people. Run ads now. Run ads now. And I run the ads and I was surprised how much money amount came over from that. That’s a massive number. In the box. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is mey phone adventures. There we go. Tried I try to spell with the I’ll let you do the follow otherwise it feels wrong. No, you should do it. If anybody if anybody ever gives you their phone, you follow yourself. Just [ __ ] do it. Just [ __ ] do it, man. Somebody taught me that and I’m never not going to do that. Who’s the other guy met? Minimal Minimal Technolog. Yeah, he was lovely. We met him a little while ago, but the only person I didn’t meet was Sarah. Sarah Bridgewwater. Oh, I didn’t get to meet Sarah. She was I was just getting ready to go out cycling. I don’t know if brakes was that day. And I went on and saw she was on and she was just up the road from me and I went and I took and I didn’t go out because I felt awkward because I thought she’s quite young compared to me. It would be a bit weird if I just went. So I didn’t go out. When I did it, I like Sarah and I like coordinated that we were going to be in a dance. Yeah, that would be probably better. She’d probably for feel more comfortable like that. Yeah, I think once you I was saying earlier that I don’t go onto the Discord and stuff because I feel like in person I can just walk up to them and say hello. But I can’t just go into a Discord and go hi everyone and that’s what everyone does. So I’d rather just slowly meet people and just I mean this was perfect. You know the chats were like hey these guys are nearby and like you guys are cool so it’s it’s perfect. Well we’re holding you up. So no no you guys I’ve got a short day today. We’ve got wheels. You going where? You don’t want to stay there. No. No. Where you going? Uh what what is it? Chadam. Uh yeah, that’s probably the roughest place in the area. That’ll be all right. The hotel is all right, though. The hotel Well, the train that Well, there’s there’s two there’s two hotels, isn’t there? The main ones that we get in. Oh, yeah. I know where he’s probably going. Yeah, it’ll be fine. Well, here I can show you guys. Yeah, I don’t want to say I didn’t want to put my map on until when they told me you had your map on. That was the other thing. I didn’t know I didn’t think of that. I’m feeling okay with it now. Well, it helped me. The people from Well, Dean was like, “No, no, he’s got his map on this place.” Oh, that’s Yeah, I know where that is. That’s not too bad, isn’t it? That’s all right. I’ve DJed there. Okay. Yeah, that’s everything I do. So, you’ve got car workshop, IRL, side streams. Yeah. Adventure streams. Oh, and DJing. So, DJing. You’re doing everything. There’s a DJ club, too. Creative club. Yeah. So, I DJed one night and I didn’t go in IRL. Oh, yeah. Cuz I’m I’m not streaming DJing. I’m streaming me talking while at work. That’s how I look at it. I put DJ category and I got suspended for se is it seven quite a few days. Yeah, they said that because you had entering or you were playing music. Oh yeah. Yeah. That’s so weird is in that playlist because it’s requested whatever whatever cuz the camera’s not on me. So that was a bit of a Oh my god. It fingers crossed again. Hype trade level two. That’s my first level two hype train. That’s your first level two hype train. Yeah. [ __ ] Chad, go make hype happen. Um, have you must have met Alter at home. You’re talking about DJs. Alter at home. Ari at home. Ari. Sorry. I know Ari. He’s awesome, dude. He’s so cool. He’s so happy to see him blowing up. He’s unbelievable. Deserves it and warm, man. To see Ari blowing up. The way that he can get someone to do like they’re doing their thing on the mic. He does his music and then he goes after them and and kind of It took him a little while to get comfortable with like grabbing people off the street, but now that he’s comfy with it, he’s he’s golden, dude. Oh, he seems natural. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ari’s awesome. He’s a really good dude, too. Awesome. Yeah. Super nice guy. When I first saw his kind of like It’s like he’s carrying a studio with him, isn’t he? The way Thank you, everybody. It is. It 100% is. It’s definitely It’s It’s It’s live production. Don’t ever call him a DJ. No, he’s a producer. And he he’s a music producer, you know. Not that Not that like there’s any He just He just doesn’t see himself as he’s a producer, you know. But he’s a Yeah. Completely different DJ to him. I hate being called a mechanic because mechanics fix stuff. I build stuff. I’m an engineer. You’re an engineer. Yeah. There you go. It’s exactly the same. Exactly the same. But all right, guys. I guess I should keep walking before it gets too shake your hand. I haven’t done that yet. Wait, let me get both of you guys. free. Let me get a stop for both of you guys. Hold on. Should we get the bike and the car in? Oh, man. Guys, he does it and then I’ll do a Oh, like that. Awesome. Perfect. Guys, thank you so much. No, thank you for having us. Oh, no. It’s so good. Thank you guys so much for I’ll try and follow you on social and then when you put the picture I can uh yeah I haven’t I’ve been so bad about posting anything honestly but I’m going to try to post them all like all the selfies I do then maybe like a separate one for the streamers. Yeah, I’m sure one of my I’ve seen some people my stream Deans and that over there did so if you put it I’m sure they’ll post it for me. Hopefully they get some stuff gentlemen. I followed you guys and now we know each other. We’re in we’re in it. Yeah, we’re in it together. Exactly. Enjoy yourself at TwitchCon. Thank you. Oh, wo. Have you guys ever been to one? No. They’re corn time. As we’re starting to meet people, I think then it would be more fun because you’ve got a group of you to go with. You got more people to hang out with. Yeah, I know for sure. And I’m, you know, I’m just okay with just [ __ ] saying hi to anybody. I just walk up to like, what are you doing? But, you know, but yeah, guys. No, so good to meet you. Um, I guess I’m walking this way for a little while. Yeah, straight on. Yeah, perfect. Well, wherever your map says. Yeah, exactly. Wherever this new guest lady takes me. But when you go into Rochester, have a look at the castle and go through the main road. It’s Charles Dickens. Oh, okay. That you know Charles Dickens, the writer author. Yeah. Uh all of his books are based in that area. Oh, cool. You’ll see Charles Dickens just up here. Oh, perfect. So, you got the fourstar pub and you’ll see that there’s a house and you got the the girls school. Well, Charles Dickens and under actually under the road there’s like a tunnel that’s not used anymore. Um, as you as you get up there, you’ll see the sign anyway. It say Charleston. Okay. So, wait, hold on. Let me because you guys know this area. Hold on. Let me show you where this is trying to take me. Should I just stay on this road? All the way down at the bottom. Turn left. Yeah, this goes all the way through all the town. Yeah, but this this is going to take me like over there. Oh. And then through this way. Oh, he might go past the Russian sub. No, it’s taken him. It’s weird. It’s taken him over Russia bridge, but it’s taken him Yeah. He’s going to go past the Russian submarine. Yeah. So, you’re going to go past the submarine? Yeah. He’s just Where’s the castle, though? Across the road there where that person is. Oh, it’s over here. Okay. So, I’ll go past it. Yeah. Right there. All right. Yeah. And you got the cathedral right next to it. You You can’t miss it. Perfect. Okay, cool. So, this this route’s okay then, even though weird. Yeah. Yeah. What app? That’s called Kimoot. Oh, Kimoot. Yeah. Do you use that for cycling? Is that the one you said send you all over the place? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it’s really good to get lost with it. She takes me on some routes that I’m like, I can’t go this way. Yeah. It took me on a route the other day out in the sticks next to the water and it was all marsh land and I was able to go through two gates that I get bike through and the next one the gate was a sty. You know the ones you stand on but it started foot in the air and I was on an electric bike. Oh no. 55 kilos and I was trying to hike it over there. You got an electric as well? Yeah. Yeah. Cuz me back. I haven’t been on this one since September. Does it feel good at the moment? Had a lot of rest here. An hour. An hour here. I was going to get another photo cuz the photo is there. I thought I was wondering if I can get another one while we’re here. Yeah. Cuz I didn’t get one with brakes. Oh. So, uh, you want to do it with the car, too? Well, the camera’s there. I think you get us from here. Oh, I see what you’re saying. Where’ you get from there? Yeah, I’ll just take the boat from here. Just so we’re all together. smile chat. Yeah, I know. I I did have it on the channel point. Are you doing like a server home? How you have it? Yeah, same. Same. So, for me, it’s about a 10second delay. Well, all the way to home. Yeah. That’s crazy, is it? It’s still 10 seconds out of 4 miles away. I was trying to take a picture in the workshop. I had the car, cup of coffee, and I was trying to go right cup food, cup of coffee, take photo. It must have been a 2second delay. Every time I grab the phone, I put it down already. I was like ready and I’ve already got it set to supervised to do circ in the garden. Can you push that button when I say go? Sorry everyone. I’m Thank you, mate. Entertaining. Oh [ __ ] Um, so yeah, there was a couple of people from your chat in my chat talking about Yeah. Good. And I was in Rochester at the time at the castle, but I said I’m not going to go down the town road down the road of the town, right? To let you show them cuz it was I didn’t want any spoilers for them. Ah, that’s nice of you. That’s all right. Nice. You can spoil them. No. Have you seen Have you seen what’s the moment? What’s that? The castle. Yeah, the flag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, there’s a lot of kids in there at the minute, right? I’m not going to let you hold you up anymore. No, you guys are great. I’m going to race you home. Thanks so much. Good luck. Hey, you know the best. No, he’s just he just let the tear out of your air out of your tires. Take care, guys. Be safe. You, too. See you, mate. That was nice. Thank you everyone. That’s bits and subs and all that sort of thing. I’ve missed it all. I’ve missed your complete conversations. Choo [Applause] choo. Oh, Kuma stream was down. Did you say me dibs? Me neither. And thank you for the follows. But yeah, that was the highlight highlight of the year. What you saying, Cath? Catastrophic. Oh, he’s back up now. Okay. Did we nick his bit rate? Did we? Oh, bless. Well, at least we didn’t break anything of his. We should have internet. There’s a mast there. Look, telephone mast. Right. That is that was the highlight. That’s that’s the highlight of the year. What can I do now? Thanks for the follow. It’s all going to [Applause] be Let’s go this way. We We went that way. Let’s go. Let’s find out what happens down here. So, when is TwitchCon? Is it the end of the month, the first week in June? So, he’s got like two weeks There a puss puss. The sun’s on me phone. [Music] Yeah. You see a lot of people in char the 31st. Okay. So yeah, end of the month. I just saw this church up here from Oh, this is a oneway street. Going the wrong way. Did you see the post box with the people on the top? Little little knitted figurines. Can’t believe I forgot me [Applause] dinner. Look how nice this is. Do you reckon it’s medieval? Medieval one. Oh my bit rate’s not very good here. Oh, sorry. Did I move it? I always forget there’s a delay. Want to make this power? Church view. If the door was on the other side, I would have went in. I didn’t want to leave me bike out facing the street. [Applause] I hope that is how LC Um, I’m not I’m not too familiar with this road. I’m not too familiar with this road. I hope it turns right somewhere. Otherwise, we’re going out onto the marshlands again. They build the towers that way. Oh, they build the towers that way, do they? Nice. Thank you for the fellow burps. Let me have a look at the map. Um, map map. Um, for all you people that have just recently followed, I’d like to tell you that I appreciate it. Uh, I don’t always stream. I’m not a full-time streamer. I’d like to be, but I just don’t have the opportunity to do it. Okay, we got to go a long way down here and turn right and then right again. But I do what I can do. You cannot leave the tower without telling the old tower joke. You can’t look at the tow is that like don’t look at me in that tone of voice. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. [Applause] 10 out of 10. Oh, did you hear the [ __ ] roll cockro? Look at this little mana house. Ain’t that lovely? Looked empty. Don’t you look at me with that tall tower. Don’t look at me in that tall tower. Isn’t that some out Romeo and Juliet? Okay, there’s a bridal way here. Let’s go down here and find where this goes. May as well. That other right turn I was thinking of it was a main road, not a bridal way. It’s good for horses. So, there shouldn’t be any any any This is just someone’s house. This is not right. The hell? Where did Did I miss it? Is it their own private? Oh, okay. Down here. Oh no, I’ve only got short shorts on. Whoa, that was bloody close. We nearly We nearly took out the spring onions. That’s if they are string onions. Are they corn? I think they might be corn. We’re in the corn fields. We’re nearly crashed. Yeah. Don’t anyone clip that. Oh, stinging nettles. Okay, that’s good. We’re still on the horse bridal way. I just saw some horse [ __ ] Ouch. Look, we’re in the fields of gold. Come back September. Yeah, this is Oh. I don’t think it is sweet corn. What is it? Come on. Have we got any labotamists in chat? Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. What is it? Is that flower? Don’t know what it is. It’s not sweet corn. Thank you for the follow. No, we’ve went the direction. No, if anyone’s new in the chat, Big Boy’s a horse. Uh, now we could we could surprise Kuma tomorrow and take him an apple to feed the boy cuz he might pass it tomorrow. me again. That looks like Bali. Oh, okay. What the hell? [Applause] What is the oldest text of your culture? What is one? Huh? Crunchy [Applause] crunch. Extreme biking. This is a nice view. It is a bit of extreme. Yeah, it’s more extreme than I normally do, I think. Considering it’s my first time out in a few months on this bike, it is a bit bloody [Applause] [Applause] extreme. Ow. [Applause] father women on the [Applause] beach. It’s nice and safe away from the road. Opt should be happy. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] How can I get out? Let me out. Let me out. I’m trapped. Let me [Applause] out. Oh, hope this road’s not the motorway. Okay. No, we cross it. Cool. Thank God for [Applause] that. Nice. We’re out of the cave. Hey Josh, thank you for the gifted sub to sing and say hello. Holy smokes. Did we make that uh May sub goal now? No. I don’t know. It can’t be far off if Kkuma Kuma gifted subs. I didn’t expect that. I didn’t expect anything that happened. Oh, you did. Well done. Oh, nice. No, well done to everyone that that’s been here. It’s not me. [Applause] Y 15. I think I’m going the correct way. 155. Nice. That is the first That is the first sub goal that I’ve put on. Oh, look at these. We can’t go past these and say no. Not hello. Sorry. Car coming. Hello. Hello. Why have you got a mask on? Let’s turn the volume down. You look like you’re going to go into the Arabian Knights with a a jewel and a sword and a stuff like that. What is it? Or touch. Please don’t feed or touch the horses in it. knew. That’s just crazy. It just knew it’s not allowed to be touched. Maybe people have fed it and uh and um it knows I don’t know, but it looks like it’s going to go into a battle. Hey the big boy. Hey girly. Hey the girly. Are you a nice girl? Are you nice girl? Oh yes. You’re just lovely nice girl. Yeah. Doesn’t want to be touched. But the amount of cameras that are looking at me. Unbelievable. There’s five. I can see five [Applause] cameras. Well, you’re not going to get apples. Oh, sorry. It couldn’t smile. It couldn’t see its chops. Yeah, if you’re new here, we sometimes stop and touch the horses if we’re allowed to. And welcome to the Garden of England cuz we’ve got grapes or maybe pears. More pear trees probably. Oh, there’s a big car there. Look. Don’t know why it was on the other side of the road for Oops. Oopsy daisy. It’s still a village. Did it? It probably didn’t take a photo of the horse, did it? I think I moved. Nice village. It is. It’s nice in the sun. I think it’s called Hyam. Not too sure. Oh, that was a really flat hedgehog. Really flat. Yes, the horse photo went. Oh, it did. Oh, cool. I thought I’d moved. [Applause] [Applause] [ __ ] I think this is the way. [Applause] [Applause] We climaxed. That’s what’s happened. We’ve climaxed. [Music] Oh, I’ve just came back onto the road that I was on. So, in anyone’s opinion, uh, you know, the overlays from all the follows when it was consecutive, the follows and this and that and the subs and stuff, was that too much overlayish? Was that did that take up a lot of real real estate, streamate? Because the alerts are sporadic or have been previously. I don’t know how that would work when there’s lots of stuff going on. Maybe it’s something I need to to look at and change. That Audi nearly took off that smat car then. [Music] Huh? I made it kind of exciting. Oh, okay. The followers took up the whole screen. Did it? But the the follower alert took up the whole screen. That shouldn’t that’s not right. Okay. So, I’m going to look through the VOD then and see what’s going on there then. Cheers. Catastrophic. Yeah. If it’s taken up the whole screen. Yeah, just to think an hour ago I cycled up this hill. It’s bloody huge. [Music] [Music] The bus is saying I ain’t moving. The truck saying I ain’t moving. Hey, paper leg. [Music] It was a good Wei, was it? Now, if we started up there to the right outside GTA house, we could have had a really, really good we really, really, really, really good we Has anybody ever been knocked off their bike? There’s a particular taste you get in your mouth. And it’s not very nice. It’s not blood, but there’s a weird taste you get in your mouth. I think it’s just when you knock your head. You You do live a good week. I think we all do. Yeah. Did you have that weird taste in your mouth when you got knocked off your bike or you knocked your head? What’s this one doing? It must be adrenaline. Yeah. Probably like into the river. [Music] Really? Yeah. Catastrophic would have laughed, I reckon. Yeah, for sure. Wouldn’t we all? Wouldn’t we [Music] all don’t mess with my tutu? Um, cheers, mate. Is anyone here from Kuma stream still? I [Music] was I was just going to ask you if you wanted to go and see the submarine. I [Music] think but I think Kuma is going to do that anyway. I’m sure that was the route. So, we’ll leave it. But if he if if you see a place that looks a bit like this, it’s down there and you’ll be on the other end of it. He’s got to go and see it. [Applause] [Music] [Music] It’s got to go and see it from here. It’s up up river just under that bridge on the left. He’s tall enough. I’m sure he’ll see it. You pushed a girl into the nettles. My nettle stings have gone now. I did have nettle sting stings. Well, that’s melting. Hey, for all you Europeans and Americans, we’re on the wrong side road now. It’s all for you. [Applause] Well, that’s what happens to bullies, isn’t it? They come a cropper. Right. We’re not going to go through the town. We’ll let Kuma show show that. And we’re not going to go in the castle cuz we’ll let Kuma show that. Karma. Yeah. Karma. Karma. So yeah, if you’re in here and you want to see all of Rochester, you’re going to have to ask him to do it cuz I think it’s only fair you’ve traveled with him so long, etc., etc. And uh I’m not spoiling it for you all. He’d probably do a better job of it anyway, explaining stuff cuz a different set of eyes, isn’t it? And they see different things. You see different things. And we was just here yesterday, but that cathedral looks [Music] impressive. All right. Sorry for your lo for the ones that are normally in here not going through Rochester. I know you love it. You just love it. Have a feel. My legs have worn out now. What’s this expensive car? Yeah, probably. Which ones did you see? Was it a sign? Cuz some people put like on their garages or their forcourts or their driveways like their particular brand like only Ford parking. If you leave it there too long, you get rust. Oh, mad neck. I don’t know if it’s the brass strap rubbing in. Those clouds were dead. Oh, was he? Yeah. I didn’t see an expensive one. They were just normal normal vauholes and stuff. There might have been a one or two mercs maybe. I hope Lob’s not in. I’m going to be in between two buses. [Music] [Music] Come on then. Asterisk asterisk. Oh, was that a naughty boat? Oh god. I found I’m not speaking so much now because of the air that I need to [Applause] breathe. Oh. Bring back the [Applause] ebike. I just got to reserve everything. Oh my days. I’m pedaling. I’m pedaling. I’m pedaling. Hey, Raiders. How you doing? You all right, Clive? Thanks for the lift, buddy. Thanks for the lift, home. I found some good trails on the way back. I turned left after leaving Kuma and uh I went through some villages and then through some fields. Yeah, two of them. Two of them at the same time. Who’d believe it? Eh, two at the same time. Nice. [Applause] did not I I did hear it but it wasn’t that loud was it? Why is that? Why [Applause] vist? Oh my god, it’s going to be a nightmare. You all know where you are. Yeah. Do you Does this look familiar from yesterday? Could do with some is chips. [Applause] No name is El N. The man with no name. Can’t believe I forgot me lunch. Was it a virtual name? Uh, was it virtual name? I’m lost. Unacceptable. Are you going to see Russian South? Oh. Oh, inkuma’s stream. Yeah. L is in the name of Israel Samuel and so on. Sh. You going to see the Russian sub with Kuma? Yeah, cuz I’m sure he goes past it. I passed there now. Gabrielle. Oh, Gabrielle, get some fish and chips. I really don’t want fish and chips. They smelt back there. I can smell them. I’m not sure if this Oh, I’m sure it does. I’m sure it does. And if you can see in the distance, he’s the the the the the castle. If you see the castle in his stream, um it’s it’s near the castle. I love this on the river. Fish and beef then. No, there is a really good fish and chip shop. Pedal every time out of my screen. I’m trying to get out of your screen. Yeah, I’m trying to get out your screen. Um, and it’s really, really good. But if you offer fish to a cat from a fish shop and they don’t eat it like the fillet and what do you think? Crisps and fish. Fish and chips. Sausage and butter and chips. No. No. It’s just all too greasy. It is all too greasy because I am a lean. My body is temple. Where’s me [ __ ] Pie and chips. Pie and chips. Pie and chips. Pie chips and gravy. Pie chips. Gravy and No. pie chips and curry sauce. Now, the curry sauce doesn’t go with the pie, does it? I defrosted some chicken. I got chicken fillets empire. Hey Dean, how are you? You were kicking it in live stream yesterday. Wednesday it was. How you doing? What sort of pie do you like then Dean? Come on. Don’t say chicken and mushroom. That is like Michael chicken and mushroom. It’s not the chicken that’s It’s the mushroom and all that gooey sauce. It’s not good. Chicken and mushrooms duck. Hey mate, all good. Thanks for asking. I hope you are too. I love a steak pie. Lol. Yeah, steak pie. Dean’s with me. I’m with Dean. Steak pie all the way. Or mince and onion. Mint and onion. Yeah. There you go. See, raspberry pie. Who likes raspberry pie? I don’t think I’ve ever had a raspberry pie. Raspberry cheesecake. That’s not a pie. Apple pie. Apple pie. Ice cream. [Music] M but we were talking about rhubarb the other day. Rhubab crumble is better than rhubarb pie. What a world we live in. My wife hits the wall and she says to me, “Be careful.” I’m literally 5 ft away from her. Mm. Apple crumble log. All this food talk long. I know. I’m getting hungry and I didn’t bring me packed lunch. But so in the northeast, a packed lunch. You know all what know what a packed lunch is, don’t you? You went to school with them probably. In the northeast of England, they call it bait. B A I T. Is it? B I A T. Bait. In London, they call it a packed lunch. Yes. Down here in Kent, guess what they call it? Have a guess. McDonald’s not do a Raspberry Pi for limited time. I I I’ll tell you. It’s called a pack up. Have you got your pack up? Have you got your pack up in your flask? Crazy, huh? Grub. Yeah, just give me the grub. Mind you, you’d get a widgety grub. You get one of those curly worms. Scran. Scran. Scran. Which part of the country did they say scran? Where’s me scram? First time hearing both eyes only ever knew pack lunch. Yeah, Liverpool scrs. Liverpool. Uh, probably. I was thinking it was Liverpool. Chicken and can of cork. You’ve only ever used pet. You haven’t lived the M25 then. It’s all right, mate. I’m going to move left and right and left and right. Yeah, that’s all right. I’ll get you on the way back. What about Victorian word? You all right? I will have to go back. Yeah, mate. Fiddles. We’re all too young for all that sort of Victorian Elizabeth and Jackabian tudtorism. I [Applause] think Holy smokes. The first time you heard both. Well, there you go. You can teach it to your next one. Within the M25 and I’m always out of it. London with a passion. Haha. And scran. We’ve teach you’ve we’ve taught you three different words for pack lunch. Use that word. Oh, your old man used that word. Live within the M25 and you’re always out of it. Oh, which part of London? I used to live in uh I used to live in central London. I used to I used to I used to be in uh the West End. Is it the West End? Uh Olympia, Courts, Lawn Square, and then I moved to Orington near Brmley. Oh, I thought we’d lost connection. I think we did lose connection, didn’t we? My old man’s a dustman. He wears a dustman’s hat. He wears cob blimey trousers and he got a black nose something like that. We keep losing connection. Whoa, that failed to load. It’s all failing to load. Oh, St. Mary’s Great. Oh, are you live? Oh, it’s back now. Okay, I know both of those places. Hang on. Oh, you are in Canary Wolf. Okay. Um, Trud uh tobacco tobacco dock. St. Mary’s Cray St. Mary’s Crington. Um yeah, I’ve that’s I mean Canary Warf these days it’s like there’s old and new and you’ve still got some of the old Um, they’ve torn down all of the tenementss, haven’t they? Oh, Dean’s near you. That’s all right, Josh. We’re about to um stop here anyway. Shall we ride back Kuma? Um, Steen, are you there, buddy? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Could you pick up Kuma Monster and raid Kuma Monster, please? Just take back take back the viewers and you can all and you can all um Yeah. No one telling until we do it. Um, thank you everyone for joining me today. I really, really appreciate it. Thank you for your awesome support. Thank you for keeping me company on my ride. Tell me when you’re ready. Um, let me just be a bit d. Did that work? Thanks for the stream. Yeah, we’re ending here. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Thank you everyone. and I hope to see you again soon. Um, it won’t be until Monday, probably. I got to go and pick up the wife tomorrow. I don’t want to stream it in the van. I’ve got to take a solar panel off the roof cuz it’s still broken. And thank you everyone. Uh, Rusty, cheers, buddy. Uh, let’s do it now then. Stain, hit that button. Thank you all. Goodbye now.

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