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IRL Cycling in Kent South East of UK near London.
Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.
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Right. Are we live? Are we live? Hello. Hello. Hello. Right. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Let’s check this mic. Mic. All right. Might check. Oh, okay. Cool. That is a huge delay. But hey, ho, it is what it is. Wonder if you’ll fit in there. No. Can’t open it, expect to put it in there, then close the drawer, and expect it to stay in there. Oh my days. But that’s going to go for a burden. I reckon that will go for a burden or hit me knee. Let’s see how this goes. Oh, come on. Can you back it up a bit? Can you back it up a bit? Can you just move so I can Cheers, pal. Cheers. Is no one on scooters coming along the paths? Nope. Nope. We’re off ski off ski. There was someone trying to catch cam speeders down here yesterday. Hey, Katie. How are you? I think it’s just me and you today at the moment. Hope you’re well. You should be out in this sun in the on your bike. Bloody potholes. Got to remember this is real life. We’re not playing again. Hello. That’s the best position I can get the camera at the moment without fiddling and applying new stickers and stuff. I’ve been busy this morning putting in the rubbers and the steps and little bit more cleaning. Oh yeah, I can’t twist. I can’t twist the uh the camera man. I’d stay stain. I’d get a crook neck if I stood like this. No, I can’t. It’s cuz you’re not in the um you’re not in the other flippity duty dam thing. Morning. Is it still morning? The wife says, “Come and pick me up midday.” Okay. With no traffic. Only 12:45. Yeah. 11:45. 11:40. Yeah. Yeah. With no traffic, it takes 50 minutes. It has taken me 3 and 1/2 hours one time. And I reckon it might take me 3 and 1/2 hours today. That’s just one there doing 54 mile. That’s it. 54 mile. Oh, really? Wow. Let me unplug this one. And then I plug Then I plugged it back in. Maybe I need new microphones again. They only last a year. Oh, my indicators work. Look, we changed lens. Is the popping still there? They got expiration date. Yeah. Um, not yet. Okay. What do you mean? Not yet. It’s not popping or not yet. It’s not gone. I think if I put you on the um without any microphone it will uh pops now but much better. Oh, okay. Uh yeah, if I take you off the mics, there’ll be loads of other noises. What do you want? More ambient sounds, but then you probably won’t hear me cuz you hear the roar of the engine. Uh, let me let me turn these mics off and turn them back on. Right. I don’t know if that’s done anything. Probably nothing. Nice. So, okay. It’s still popping. Is it pop? Pop. Yummy. M. It is chocolate quaffon. How long have chocolate quissants been out? I know you can get a normal plain quason and put chocolate spread on it. Quazon. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to the ro. No, my junk is a new invention. I knew I should have took more stuff out of the van. Out of the back. Chocolate. Chocolate. Let’s go. I got to keep an eye on the temperatures and any warning lights. We had warning lights in the MOT center. It was overheating. Anyway, hopefully we won’t do that now. It wasn’t overheating. It was just telling me I had low cooling. We’re just going to roll it with the trucks today. We’re not going to bomit 90 mph on the outside lane anymore. We’re not in a rush. Come on, move. Go faster. Oh. This lane shoots off to the That’s why he’s gone down there. But he had I’ve had enough of you now. Do 55. Easy now. Steady. Steady. Okay, we’re not going to freeze it with a truck. We’ll just stay ahead of him. We don’t want cheap viewers here. Sorry, mate. We want expensive ones. So, don’t come back with those other ones viewers. Awesome view. So bring that then you’re all about it. Okay. This EG in this Audi left TS TRS or something. Now you can go on the inside. There you go. Good boy. Ah, see Ford driver. They’re scared to go fast in case anything goes off. What did Ford stand for? [ __ ] on the road driving or something. Can’t remember. But it was funny. It was funny. any road chain. We don’t need need all that jargon, right? 60 60. Do you like my crack? I think it’s a nice clean crack myself. Good crack. My god, it’s hot in here. Yeah, we’re done. Yeah, for sure. I only let professionals work on my vehicle. I’ll have to bring them up next week. I don’t know if they’re open at the weekend. But um yesterday I went to get the tracking done on the car on the van and uh puncture repair and it was going to be somewhere like £55 I think she said might it was around £50 for the tracker and I says can you pi fix the puncture and uh she says yes. Anyway, I was waiting to wait about air conditioning and what sort of fluid they use. She says, “We use clear fluid.” He went, “Well, She says it was I think it was 40 47 or something for the track and and 25. She went you can have it all because of you. I said is good to be honest. You should do that. Hold. What has it gone? Um Is it still? Oh my god. Look at this car. What is that doing 70 mph? It is old fuel. Ford Angular. Ford Angular. Ford Angular angle. So the the the stream broke up at the same place near Sha Park, Sha Country Park. And I thought it was cuz of the trees, but it’s not. It’s just the area that sucks. You suck area. You suck. Oh yeah, we need shocks as well. We need uh shock absorbers. Four of them. All four of them. At least the car is running straight down the road now. If you turn the wheel. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think they said it’s going to be 23° today. What’s this coming along? A tri try try and stag. try and stag anybody. All the pauses are out today. What is that? It must be a Triumph of some sort. Weren’t they always like that? Triumph? Don’t know. It was more than more than four letters. And here’s the uh angular angular for angular. These little indicators. Ah, bless him. Bless him. He’s only got little ones. Okay, so there’s no warning lights yet, which always helps when you’re about to hit the M25. Let’s just hope the rear axle doesn’t fall off when we go through the tunnel. Hey We’re going to grab another lane in a minute. I feel like a learner driver. Well, not not as bad. Not as hesitant as a learner driver, but I’m not comfortable yet. It feel I feel similar to how I felt before when I was coming back from Spain after putting putting the engine in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was driving last night on the uh iRacing. That was hard work. And I’d um I just soaked all of the door rubbers. Well, there’s three of them. And then I was scrubbing them with a brush to get all the dirt and the all of the rust. There was actually rust rust inside there. Yeah. Supposed to be driving on the road, not through the trees. I did buy a couple of beers as well and I was going to stream it, get a little pissed, but by the time I remembered it was like 9:00 and I wouldn’t have had time to get pissed. Actually, could have done. It takes one pint to actually get me a little bit woohoo, you know. Oh, okay. The fly over’s clear. That’s a good sign the fly over’s clear cuz I expected it to be backed up here. Hey, how you doing buddy? You got you had sunshine like this like we’ve got today. Oh, look at that. Easy. Now, Jesus. Just because you drive a white car doesn’t mean to say you can cut some people’s up. She must have [ __ ] herself. Oh, she’s all right. She’s singing away. Yes, it is again. Uh, so are you going to go on your little trip? When are you going to go on your little trip? Oh my days. The M25 is a bit clear here. What’s going on? here down here. If you look on the left, that’s where you get the the the the um the transport. So yeah, the little paths down here under this bridge that we ran along. I don’t really like going through this on the first two lanes. I don’t normally go through this tunnel. I don’t like this tunnel. We normally take the other one and the one next to it. Well, don’t forget you got to be back. Oh, [ __ ] hell. That little trip’s turn into a There’s the path on the left behind the fence that we were running across. Uh, got to go back for what? That’s a question mark. I didn’t say I got to go back. So you you got to wait for a little bit longer to um Yeah. Okay. to get your membership cuz what it must be 20 quid each to get in there. No. And then when uh you come down here, you can go to Leeds Castle. Uh check that. Check Leads if if you get a discount or if it’s free on Leeds Castle. I thought you said I had to be back. Oh, no. I don’t say that. See I went by HHA and English Heritage then they’re out of the way for a year. Oh yeah. Oh, so there’s two memberships. Yeah. I should have changed lane days ago. Hello. You all right? You all right at the back? I hope you’ve all been for a pee. We’re going. Yeah. On the left there, that’s where I grabbed the um the bus. The shuttle bus. They’ve told you. Good. Oh, it’s a bit cold in the back. Don’t be stupid. It’s bloody roasted in here. Put a blanket on. Historic houses, English Heritage National Trust, some places, but you can get discounts sometimes. Ah, okay. Yeah. Because wasn’t it years ago you were a member of one of those trusts and entrance was free, but now it’s like you get a discount instead. Similar to camping and caravan. We might break. That’s it. We’ve had enough. We’re all breaking up. I’m leaving. Hang on. I should check me lights. See if they work. Apart from the red ones do no brake lights. Not too bad in here. Just some short periods of race. Yeah, it’s weird, isn’t it? It’s weird that you get signal in here, but you you can’t on the motorway on the hill at Cob Hall country part. I’ve got a coffee here. Not even drank it yet. I don’t want to put the fans on because um that [ __ ] huge spider. All you see is eight legs. Six legs coming through the uh vents. No word of a lie. It’s huge. I also know some richies don’t at least here ugly. It may just be a shell. They do shed their skins, too. Yeah, that No, it wasn’t just a shell. Oh my god. No word of a lie. It’s like the size of my palm with like And it’s got quite a big body. Um, it was sat on the wing, on the inner wing, and I tried to uh flick it down with some cardboard, but as soon as I offered the cardboard, it was gone, and it had shot into the hole into the front end of the engine bay. But don’t tell the misses. I don’t know how well they stick to things doing 60 mph. Oh. Oh, we weren’t supposed to do that. Well, then [ __ ] get your lines straight. Oh, yeah, we were. It’s all right. Nearly. Oh, I’m still indicating. Shh. Uh, right. Which one is it? Which one is it? Is it this one? I can’t remember. Is it this one? Oh, if it’s not this one, it should be the next one. Can’t remember. This is how long I haven’t been doing this. Uh, that’s to Lakeside. No, we don’t do Lakeside. They disguise the antennas uh now around schools and petrol stations and stuff. Okay, he’s doing a decent speed. Let’s Let’s tag this one. I haven’t got cruise control. See, I’ve been wanting cruise control for a long time. My other engine wouldn’t have it. Wouldn’t allow it. But this one does. Catch him somehow. No, I don’t want to catch him. He’s quite close actually. Uh he’s about what? Six six car lengths. Maybe we can pull in here. This one. This one. I don’t want to stress the engine because we’ve uh new water uh pipes and stuff. So, I need to check them really check the levels. Yeah. See how many leaves you got. Yeah. Right. Leaks or spring onions. Right. I’m off to Chford. I’m sure it’s the next one. I didn’t put the uh RTIL on. Suppose I could do it. There’s a telephone mass there on the left above those horses. Hey the big boy. Hey the big boys. Oh, look. They’re all trottting to get their dinner. Ding ding. Dinner arm. Low brakes is coming with apples. Oh, look at them all running. The little shetlands as well. Little baby ones. Apples. Apples for the big boy. Hey, call them apples. Oh. Oh. Hey. Was it this one? Oh, is it the next one? Oh my god. Oh yeah, it’s the next one. Bum bum bum. Are we still live? Oh, I feel like a pilot. I am the captain of my ship. Queue after the junction. Here we go. So, they put that sign up there and so everyone’s queuing now. Oh, we’ve got a queue at the at the next junction. Sorry, Mike. I’m not trying to knock you over. I was trying to avoid potholes. This is the captain of our ship. Wouldn’t it be better if they stop making? It would be. Yeah. Um, well, that was it. See, I’ve had a similar experience on my push bike where I was going up a slight hill. I had to turn right at the roundabout. There was potholes between me and the roundabout, so I kept my hands on the ste on the on the handlebars. I didn’t indicate, but I was in the middle of the bloody road and the car coming towards me started frailing his hands and he stopped. So I took my turn in. And I thought, what was he doing? So I turned around and I says, “Sorry, sir. Did I do something wrong?” He went, “You didn’t indicate.” I says, “You wouldn’t indicate if you had to take your hands off the road with all these potholes.” He went, “We’re holding up traffic now.” And he just drove off cuz I was at his side his side window side door at his door. Yeah. [ __ ] idiot. You take your hands off going over potholes doing 3 m an hour over a hill trying to turn a corner on a push bike, you’re going to fall off. Obviously, he was a deprived when he was a kid. He didn’t have a push bike to ride. Yeah. What the hell’s all them pipe works doing up there? Oh, is that for signs? Extra signage. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Round the inside. Round the inside. T. No brakes in his T4. Goes round the inside. Round the inside. Look at all these lucky bastards in the air condition. All I’ve got is a window. A12. Okay. A12. We’ll have to remember that one. We just want the A12. Ah, you’ll get the dive bombers, won’t you? Only got a leaky window. Yeah. Do cracks leak? Do you reckon that Do you reckon that crack there will let water in? No, there’s plastic in it. Oh. plastic to avoid it falling apart if it breaks. Oh, is that why it doesn’t break? There’s plastic in it. I wondered how they did that in schools. So, they still have that reinforced glass where it’s two pieces of glass with a metal sheet in the middle of um grided. It’s grided. Side windows will probably break though. Yeah. Yeah, the side windows will break. But you can’t punch them. I know that cuz someone did try when he came to the window one time. This was years ago, right? Half an hour. Half a mile it is. And what time is it? Half past 12. That last 12 to do half a mile. Oh, really? This lane is This lane’s blocked. There’s a sign there. Someone break it in my car 20 years ago. Oh, it’s on the slip. Oh [ __ ] Luckily, it was empty, so they just wasted their time. It’s not on. It’s on the slip. Boo boo. I did. Boo boo. Let’s sneak in here. Boo boo. I did a boo boo. Boo boo. B boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boooo. He’s still coming. That was fast diesel. They don’t talk [ __ ] This wasn’t right. Now you’re blocking the lane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. What I thought was the um was the uh this l the lane this lane that we was on was going to shoot back out onto the main carriageway. That’s how long I haven’t driven for. Oh, he’s not beeping at me. It’s this one here going past now. Oh, it’s the same company. Hey Lob, how are you? Wasn’t fast. Was it as fast as that blue Ferrari with its Porter Fleck on it? I should have got a refresher course, shouldn’t I? Driving Did it online one. Too risky to block it or just go to next Jansen. Yeah. Could well that one goes up north up the M11 towards Cambridge. We’ve all cycled to Cambridge. We went there. So, all we did Oh, look at that one. What was that one? Don’t know what the hell that was. Had a big iron and board on the back. Hello. Hello. And is it legal to block it? You can block any Ferrari anytime you want. It’s in the It’s in the manual. I am the captain of my sh. Why have I got that [ __ ] song in my head? And it’s not even the right words either. Who did it? Who did it? Who did it? He says so yeah I guess that warning like yesterday was just the uh just the coolant level. I don’t know why we didn’t run it while I was sat there and watch the what it go watch it go down and top it up. We cuz we did have quite a long while to wait, didn’t we? Is obstruction of a highway offense in the UK? No. 137 penalty for willful obstruction? No. No. One, if a person without law will lawful authority or excuse in any way willfully obstructs the free passage along the highway, he is guilty of an offense of liability F1 imprisonment for not exceeding 51 weeks. This is a disabled vehicle. This is registered as disabled. I can park on uh double yellow lines and everything. So, if I can park on double yellow lines, I’m I can surely I can stop in the middle of a carriage. Only joking. No, I just didn’t read the signs. Didn’t read the sign properly. Someone’s left a grip. Very imaginative. W the excuses. Look, now they’re going to go. Oh, go right back there. Do you want to go right back there or in there? What do you want? want to go in there. Oh, that’s the bridge. I thought that was Take the next exit to right two and make a leap. I thought that was uh the top of the van, wasn’t? It was the bridge. Yeah, I suppose a lot of people would do that if the fuel was cheaper. [ __ ] Audi’s right up me ass. Do you want some of my chocolate quas? But no, there are no right exits on left-hand highways or mostly not. No, no, there isn’t. That’d be fun. I hope wherever you are in the world, you’ve got sunshine. And for those people in Australia right now, have sunshine. Report of a block lane. Yes, because there’s [ __ ] corns in there. Jesus. Oh, hang on. That could have been me. I’m not blocking it now, officer. It wasn’t me. It was the drink. Oh yeah, I need to write the gear stick. I’ve got a little list going of things that need doing to the van. like the bushes. Change some bushes. Uh change the shocks. I need this uh gear stick. I think it needs deassembling and then greasing and reassembling cuz the MOT man when I first went in there, he says, “I don’t like this stick. the way it moves sort of, but it’s got a short shift on it, but it does squeak and it is a bit stiff. The short shift made it stiffer, but it’s been on there a long time. Long time. Oh, and the handbrake cable. Look at he’s doing it. Audi again. It’s all the VG group vehicles. Oh, this one’s waving arms to the Reynold. It’s not just one lane. It’s all of them that’s closed. Hang on. A12 east closed. Which way are we going? A12 east. Oh, really? Yeah. Around that roundabout. Oh my god. We’re on a proper diversion. Welcome to the M25 and all its [ __ ] quirks. So, yeah, we were supposed to go around this roundabout and take the third exit. And now we’re going to go through God knows God knows where we’re going now. Going to emote. No, I’ve got to pick up the wife. I’ve had the MOT. We passed. We’re flying colors. Apart from, this, this, and this, and a bit of that. But apart from that, everything’s good. Oh, yeah. If you do get a crack in your windscreen and it’s quite close to the edge of your windscreen wiper sweep, just get smaller windscreen wipers. Emissions. Yeah, they do the emissions as well. And uh roadworthiness. So, we had a MOT. That’s okay. Yeah, the crack’s all right cuz it’s not in the driver’s view. This could end up costly this diversion for me because if I go through the low emission zone do LC at LC a line then that’s going charged me at least last time I looked 15 years ago when it first came out was or however long ago it was long time now it was £150 for me to go in the low emission zone I can’t see any less signs So, we just got to Oh, we don’t have such zone. I hope the road the road works are just on that roundabout. Where are they going to? line is a reflection of dash. Okay, cool. It’s only the only the road works are only on the roundabout, huh? So, we just got to do a UI up here. Sorry, I’m just looking for signs for the LEZ. I don’t normally go with it in the M25C. Fill the crack with special filler in small starting at least. Yeah, there is. So, I’ve got windscreen cover with the insurance. I’ve had many a kraken and many of a uh not a scratch uh a stone chip a chip and I’ve been to them windscreen places and the first time the first time I went there they went oh we don’t do that to commercial vehicles how good is it to drive van very good I like Hey Duke. Um, I’m weary of drive. Well, weary of it. What’s going to break next at the moment? Hesitant. We’ll call it. I presume I got to go in this lane to do a U-turn. But I hope you’re doing well, Duke. the um the notchiness and the noise from the powered steering is gone. Um yeah, apart from that, everything’s running all right. I went and got tracking yesterday and a tire repair, puncture repair. Okay. Emission zone on the left. Les and UZ. Use LE zones on the left. Okay. We just need to do a U-turn really, really quickly. I presume that’s why they’re in this lane. I don’t know. There’s a lot more people in this lane than any other lane. Super glue now. Oh yeah. So going back to the crack. Um they do now fixed itself. They do now. They can um It’s a miracle. They They can put some sort of glue in. Yeah. And the magically goes away. I don’t know if they’ll do that, but I think it’s cuz it’s the width. They don’t do it. That’s what it feels like is the steering fixed itself because when I switched it off, it was still when we when we when we started up initially, um it was squeaking and jittering from lock to lock. And like the Mote man, he he even said he’s never heard of it of of anything doing it. He’s never heard them noises. So, I’m going to record it. I’m going to find the clip and uh send it. Make a clip and go easy. This is what it sounded like. It wasn’t the pulley cuz that’s what he says. Maybe the pulley’s gone like Clive said, which is fair enough. But there’s squeaking of out of wornness and then there was that. And so then, yeah, all that noise is going on. I I didn’t hear I didn’t hear crashing into the roof, his door. Okay, there’s a there’s a crossroads up here. Bubbles in liquid. No breaks are strong as he rolls along his home where every mile breaks to chasing dreams with a heart of gold in this raising fight through the night. So you can dream of paths full of giggles and no breaks and makes it all clearas in this raising the through the night hills. Every turn brighter than yesterday. A man of wheels that spin. Every pedal stroke wins through that choice. Oh, hey boy. No breaks in pedaughter. All right. We back. Hello. Hello. Oh, heat. breaks his life as he rolls along. is quick. Right. Are we back? This area is sh. Can’t even test the form. Can’t even test it. Test it. Test it. Scrap out of nowhere. scrap metal that way. How did they know? Yeah, I don’t know what happened. Uh, well, I do know what happened. The phone overheated. Hello. Uh, but the sun is behind us now, so we should be better. I don’t know. But I’ve had to put you in a different position. You got your legs in the air around your neck and all sorts. Right. Have we got any warning lights? No, not yet. Oh, look. They’re doing a bypass. So, they’re doing a bypass to a junction. Why don’t they do a bypass just to straight on to the motorway? Why? Why not? You know what I mean? It’s going to look ugly whatever you [ __ ] do. Waste of time. Well, there’s no one in this one, right? That’s got that that’s not working. Be too sensible, wouldn’t it? You know, like when you watch the Y5 or Chips, you see all the interstates, Spaghetti Junction. There’s no roundabouts. There’s traffic, but there’s no [ __ ] roundabouts. Let me tell Oh, it’s not I didn’t get out onto the lane where I’ll stay behind this guy now. I wonder where they’re going in their roller team T line. Let’s go. Boom. Boom. Oh. What was I gone? Gone again. The stream goodies gone. That’s not working anymore. Is that Oh, we’re only on one. Oh, shall we go in here? Oh. Oh, stream’s back now. And the second Wi-Fi is back. Okay, we’ve got better Wi-Fi now. I was going to pull into that layby there and give it a boot, but we don’t have to now. So, we can carry. Watch the bins. That’s why I [ __ ] bins. Did you see it? There’s six of them. I hit one. Get your feet off my the headliner. Who is doing that? Sometimes you want people to do that. depends what sort of people but okay. But my bed, the bed in the back of this is quite high compared to others. should stop. Uh, could you do a refresh? Right. I got to remember what come off on his bike. might be out in there again today. Might be Squirrel. Bless it. At least they put me there. I don’t think there’s bins in on the layby. There’s a little closer to five. Sorry, that’s what I was doing around the track yesterday. I Okay, there’s still a there’s still a a noise coming from the left hand side of the van, meaning there’s still a hole. Hang on. Is that door shut? There’s something wrong somewhere. I’ve just I’ve just just closed me window for the first time traveling and there’s a hole somewhere. There’s air getting in somewhere. Wow. Whoa. It’s on the door. It’s on the passenger door, not sliding door. Could be the windows little tad down. Oh no, not getting it from here. I haven’t put the inner liner on. See around the door. I was thinking it could be that. [ __ ] me. What was that? Was that or a sheep? True. That was a dead sheep on the floor. But it would have been on the floor. It was dead. Yeah. Hey, little smack car. Little smacky. But at least it’s still hanging together. Yeah. Get off my sleeping [ __ ] Not definitely not sleep. It was probably that means the farmer’s got a hole in his sheep, a hole in his fence. Yeah, Clive Clive was saying that it’s much harder to ride a recumbent bike than a normal bike. I guess it’s because you’re you’re trying to pull your weight up the hill or along He said he just kept on wheel spinning. I’d like to see him pop a wheelie on that one. Sorry for the view. We’ll sort it out when we Oh, it will be uh might be in the sun again. all day. Depends if we get stuck on the M25 again. The cover that goes over there and the handle. Oh, there’s no handle this side. Welcome to Chumsford. Oh, you missed the sign. Damn it. Yeah, it’ll be I guess your back also because you’re steering differently with your arms. I found that it canoeing when I was younger. Obviously, you got to get the posture right. And um you can get more power into your arm on the stroke if all of your body is all rigid when you’re sat up like that. Hey, Rusty. 20. Is that 29? Oh, 20. 29’s a good effort. 20 is an even better effort. Awesome, man. How you doing? Time to support you. Uh oh, this one. No, we’ve got this. Oh, this is the other one. Is the other one, but we’ll stay here for an hour and cross over when we get over there. That’s it. Put your indicators on. How you doing, Rust? Okay, Ty. And you? Yeah. Yeah. Good, man. Good. Good. Good. Good. Hopefully we’ve left all the rust behind. But you should have seen the state of the bath water. I put three rubbers in there. Oh my god. Door rubbers, not just any old rubber. Yeah. And it was like it was murky black gray. It changed color. It was black last night and then this morning it was like gray murky cuz it just all sank to the bottom and there was rust. You know where you put it on the um on the metal work where you flick it put the rubber in. There was rust in between there. So obviously when we took it off some of the van came with it. Should we go with him? We’ll go with him. Yeah, let’s go with this one. Have they changed? They’ve took a lane away. They’re dirty bastards. Oh, really? They’ve took a lane away and we need to go right over there. Over there. Over there. Over there. Little one’s gone. Yeah. Took a lane away. This is what happens. See? Oh, you didn’t see. You’re looking at my ugly m I was not there in your path. No. No, but if you would, you would have got a good rubbing. I was scrubbing it with a with a with a toothbrush and a nail brush. I wore the nail brush out. I wore my shoulder out as well. And then I went on iRacing and then it was worse. I woke up with a jolten pain sometime last night. Ouch. That bloody hurt. See? Did you hear that noise again? What is that? Is that two pieces of metal coming together or coming apart? What is racing? What is iRacing? Oh, have you not been on it since, man? You know, you got that whenever you got it and it’s nearly over. We’re in June, aren’t we? May even Oh, I’m nearly at B-class now. I’m um I racing no safety ratings 342 I think it is. I need four. I can get that if I was sensible. I’ve been racing in the ones I can do. Um the production cars, they’re the best. The production car races you see if you can get to that one. There’s like 20 20 drivers and you can have four different cars in there and you all set off at different times depending on what car you’re in. It is good. It is good. And we’ve still got no warning lights. And the roundabout we’re coming up to now is where it broke down. Well, it didn’t break down. it um it um overheated but we were coming in from the other way. We stayed on the round on the dual carriageway longer and came in from the there you go the A130. I’m 130. Where’s that thing gone? La. Look at that young lad on a sensible bike over there. A sensible bike. Vroom vom. It’s so quiet. Common on you, Jaguar. Jaguar. Let’s just squeeze up against him. When he starts moving, that’s when we know we getting we got close. la. Wait, I wonder if the stereo still works. Oh. Oh, it could be that sort of stuff doing that noise. But me um me watching me call it, it’s not metal. Oh, even you’ve died. Look, the DAB needs update and everything. It’s like it’s a new stereo. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah. This roundabout here, I was approaching on the right hand side. Didn’t come this way. fully loaded with boxes and tut and basically 300 weight. And that’s when the van overheated in a similar day today actually last year. Oh, so we must have had good weather in March. I know that me and Cly were doing a lot of cycling. Hell of a lot of cycling. I think we keep bombing out, don’t we? We’ve only got one network again. Oh [ __ ] Come on. No. No. Even this phone’s hot. Why is everything so hot? Oh, you are connected. It’s not even plugged in and it’s roasting. That’s the chat phone. Chit chat. Chit chat. Where did you go? La da da da. There you go. You don’t see my crack now. Um, yeah, chat phone is not working and the text on the IRL Pro app is not showing anything. That’s gone all static as well. Now, are you uh moving? You could have been away there probably ages ago if you stopped looking at your phone la. Oh, you might want to see the town instead of me. Depends what you want to see. Let me know what you want to see. Do you want to see me or the town? Shmsford town. Well, it was when we were on the M25 mid dibs mid dibs. We was on the M25. We got diverted to Romford. I don’t know why this is not talking now. Let’s turn that one off. How are you doing? How are you, sir? You all right? Standard profile cancer research UK is racco. Chford Babs. It’s Baseldon, isn’t it? It’s Baseldon where they all come from. The ones on Tutella. Oh, it’s not Romford. Bill Ricky. Bill Ricky. Mr. Ricky. Is it not? Okay. Chat phone’s back now. You got to cycle on the electric bike, you lazy mother. Beep beep. Ebike and a scooter holding up the traffic. Bloody hoons. Bloody hoons. This needs a good thrash. I think maybe a new air filter. Right. I’m going to put you right on the be right back, but you should be able to hear me still. You can get all the all of the volumes. The clips noises, the song, me, everything, everything. She better be ready. I’m not I’m not going in. I haven’t been here for over a long time, and the dog will just mole me. It’ll just get me on the ground. start licking me first of all, which is nice, especially in the ear. But then he’s, you know, he starts humping, starts getting the ump and he shacks me to the inch of me life. Should we be Lizzy? this cold. Something came out of somebody’s eye. Yeah, that’s funny. That’s funny. That’s right. Funny. Right. You’re not going to hear me now. Hey, thanks for popping in today. Thanks for coming for a ride with me. Really appreciate it. Hi everyone. Here we are at Poo Bridge. This is Poo Bridge. We’re in the Ashtown forest. Me and he. We finally made it. This fawn is absolutely roasting. Absolutely roasting. Right quick, hide the chocolate quasant. Every day is like survival. You’re my lover, not my rifle. All right, that should be a big enough space for bloody suitcase. It could have been the window. Oh, it might be that gap there. Yeah, might be that one. Is this that one? If this van is a-roining, don’t come a knocking. Huh? Just putting this on. See if we can curb the Well, yes. You all right? Flash. Good afternoon. Afternoon. Afternoon. I’m just trying to eliminate some noises for the way back. If we’ve got time that hops into something that there that there where the cables are. Who put them cables there? So, were you was you streaming on your phone on your bike the other day? I think you were, weren’t you? We might not get this done before she comes out. Get back. Oh, I’ll bend it. Every day is like survival. You’re my Where do you go? Oh, there you go. Shh. You all right? Not too bad. Good, good, good. Here it is. All done. But you can’t see it. What you What we did? Yeah, man. No, it was all under here. It was all this got replaced. This thing here got replaced. This one got replaced. That one. And then this one under there. Uh on the other side. less crusty. Just got to do the rest of it. But while it was off, I cleaned all in here in parts. Well, especially this one cuz this one got repainted up to here on the inside. But yeah, I could have went by now. Then I’ve got to fit this. Oh, have you? Yeah. Trying to eliminate some noise. Yeah. I think trying to put it back. The stream’s still running. Oh, is it? Yeah. Well, I think it is. Yes. Oh, no. Bastard. Oh, thank you. Can I put my bag down there? Yeah. on the new carpet. on the clean carpet. Brushed it. See you next week. Oh yeah. Is it? Hey. Hey. Back tomorrow. 24 hours. No. Okay. All right. You guys, thank you. See you next week. It’s all right. I’m not on camera. You are. Oh, don’t put me on bloody camera. Don’t start. Don’t you look at me in that tone of voice. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Cheeky ass. You all right? Plasma. No, the camera’s looking at me. Good. Keep it there. See, I told you she’s real. Just had to blow her up. Put the battery in. I’m good. Good. Good. Good. I feel like I’ve forgotten something. How much did you pay? What? For the doll. A wife for the day. What sort of coffee have you got? I got tea, not coffee. Obviously not enough cuz she didn’t she didn’t she she only drinks tea. I just had a big comeback remark just now and then something happened and I missed a moment. Oh, you saw a squirrel. No. Oh, somebody said, “How much did it cost you?” or “How much did she cost you?” Oh, and and I was going to say, “More than you can afford.” That’s not nice. Yes, I know. I’m just being a [ __ ] How’s the audio? I wasn’t. This is different, isn’t it? Yeah. Forgot how to drive. I’ve been learning to drive since we’ve come been coming along here today. Yeah, I bet. It’s been a year, isn’t it? Over. Over a year. We found out internet’s not very good in Chsford as well. For some reason, nothing’s very good in Chsford. The traffic is atrocious. Well, this van’s good at the minute. It hasn’t overheated. We haven’t had any warning lights or sirens. So, the fans are working. We don’t know. They never Well, we don’t know, do you? Cuz you don’t know how long they were broken before they actually went pop or if it was a pop thing straight away. Instant. We don’t know. But I presume it would have been instant. Yes. Oh. Have you drifted, bro? Well, yeah, I have drifted this couple of time. Oh, sorry. Wife’s in the car. Say stuff like that. But I have drifted this um not intentionally. It was damp, foggy early in the morning. What about when you went around that circuit where we went? You weren’t allowed to go fast. Oh, that’s not much, is it? There’s that noise again. I hope it’s in here. How’s your weekend going? Yeah, that’s something in the back. It’s going well at the moment. How is yours going? Um, we’ve got nice sunshine. First time I’ve been able to pick the wife up uh from her daughter’s in I think it’s about 15 months. Yeah, it’s got a pink something like that. It’s been a long time. This is luxury compared to the trains. We got some rainy weather here. Oh, really? I love it. Unless it rains long. Ah, yeah. It’s the wind that makes it awful. There’s that bike again doing his deliveries. Yeah, the camera overheated on the dashboard. So now I’ve put you a little bit further away so you’re not sticking out getting all shiny in the sun. Today I am planning to go to cinema in the evening. What you going to watch? Don’t show you more gear on this trip. I think I think he carries enough. I was thinking of how to minimize my stuff, but I think I’ve got the bare min if you’re cooking food as well, which prefer to do Thunderbirds. Thunderbolts. I’m wearing the new Tom Cruz film. Take the wife. Oh my god. You love a bit of Tom Cruz in his stilettos. Oh, Cubans. So cringe. No. Tell us what you really think. You lost. No. I thought that was mild for you. Star shine. It was the earth. Hello. Good morning. Morning. Hello. Hello. That’s an old song as which one? Good Morning Starshine. Is it? Yeah. It’s a song. Yes. An old song. Yeah. Go on and sing it. No way. Why not? Get it on YouTube. Go on. Let us all hear it. I think it’s about 19 69 or 70. Squeaky squeaky squeak. I don’t know if it’s part of Aquarius. I don’t know if it’s called Starship. It might be Aquarius. July 1969. July 1969. Well done, Rusty. When I came out, I thought, “Oh, should I take a Cuz we might do a bit of shopping on the way back.” Yeah. Like we used to. Oh, yeah. But I forgot bag. We don’t need anything anyway, don’t we? So, we’ve got bread. We’ve got bread, bacon, and cheese. That’ll do. And we got milk and tea bags. Yeah, I had to buy sugar yesterday. That feel on your seat? Number six, United Kingdom. October 1969. It was number six. You can bed. Where’s the No, it wasn’t fun. It was rude. So, she’s already thinking about the next camp where we’re going to Are you going to stream out trip? Yeah. You might have to speak up cuz the mic’s here. I don’t know where to put it. Oh, they haven’t said they can’t hear you. So, they must be able to hear you. Oh, I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Look at the overspray inside the on the windscreen. The windscreen looks like it’s got an arm. Oh, yeah. I can tell you where to say no. Look on that pattern holding his arm up to get down. The unit’s jumping off off the ground. I think that’s another thing. That click again. That’s your chair. You said it was your chair earlier. Well, it’s this kind of in the middle of it somewhere. It’s clicks everywhere. I think it’s your chair. Hello. Hello. Go on then. Go. Is the um is the audio windy at all? Cuz we’ve got the both windows open. So out these go on the trip. Well, it’ll only be one day anyway traveling. Oh, we might not have had any internet. I wonder if all of that could come out on the stereo. TTS and stuff cuz I can barely hear it. Oh yeah, there was a diversion for this roundabout down here on the M25 to go to Romford. I was I was 50 ft away from the emission zone or on the turn. It was there. Not your fault though. I know. That’s what I was thinking. But you know what they’re like. Well, you’re the driver. You should have responsibility and all that. Sh. What are you supposed to do if you can’t go on a diversion to the last junction and go off? I didn’t know there was just a cup of tea when you So she coffee cup. It’s nice blue sunshine. Heat. The energy is in the battery. That’s just wise. It’ be more appealing if there wasn’t so much traffic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And even the cycle lens in England was [ __ ] Yeah. Heat. Heat. I don’t know. I don’t know what view you want. You want this view or the road view? There you go. Click click clicking again. Yeah, we were at the um where I did the trucking yesterday. She was at she had an well she had a discussion on the phone for about 10 minutes. It was about air conditioning to this customer and he was mourning that he paid he was asking all these difficult questions and what color what color fluid they put in it. Oh yeah. And anyway, she got off the phone and started shouting at her colleagues when I was in the waiting room. And um she came in, she went, “Oh, sorry. I forgot you were here.” And I went, “I was listening to your conversation and I was listen to you ranting and I thought it was quite funny actually. It’s brightened up my day.” Anyway, she she basically she nearly reduced the bill by half. Yeah. Yeah. So, next time I’ll get you to ring up to have a stupid conversation with her and then maybe we’ll get him cheaper. I reckon you use it. We have I don’t know. If if we get home still running surely have today. 20 Heat. Heat. Let’s do 70 for a couple of miles. just so bad in the end. It was weird. Um, so I had all that squeaking. Yeah. And we left it for a couple of days and then when I went to drive it out, started it up, tried the power steering, it was fine. Yeah, I thought I got the tubes wrong way around. Yeah. Powered steering around. were on there that were on the van. And then I had um Paul look at it and the MOT inspector and he says by the rooting and the shape of those pipes, they are correct. But I’m still not sure cuz I think they were crossed over when I took them off. But it’s working okay. But it’s working. Okay. Yeah. But it’s only uh it’s it’s only it’s only um it’s like two syringes. When you turn the wheel one way, one syringe opens, the other one closes. Yeah. And then vice versa. And it shouldn’t really matter which way around. Then it shouldn’t really matter. No, but I got um stuttering when I was turning the steering wheel. And that also when when uh the first time we started it, but the second time when we when I drove it out, I wasn’t getting any stuttering until I went and done a 360. All the way round. All the way round. Yeah, I did a U-turn, but I’ve done two full range U-turns today. and it didn’t happen. That’s my right. But Paul says that I should change it back to red fluid because even the other guy says change it back to red. And the MOT inspector, he says, he’s been working over 30 years at MOT inspector and he’s never seen a vehicle with such high mileage. I went, cool. Well, that proves you looked after it, doesn’t it? Yeah, but then Paul says, “Yeah, it’s like trigger’s broom. He’s had three engines.” Yeah. But that’s what most people do though. Engine goes to throw the throw the car. Yeah. It’s a little bit warm. Yeah, I’d put the air fans on, but I’m not I I don’t want to. We want to cook a couple of little insects. That’s all. The new Yeah. The new engine will be for next year’s MOT. Yeah. That didn’t read it out. Uh, where are we? Uh, 2019. We got this engine put in and it had done 150. 150,000 and on the clock is 310 on my clock. So that’s all the engines added together. Yeah. I’ve done 310,000 in this van. No, I bought it when it had 48,000 on it. remember the air conditioning when I was driving through Spain? Um, the windows the windows down and then went went into what? Sarraa. Oh, the flies. Oh god, that was terrible, wasn’t it? We went Oh, it’s bloody roasting when we’re hungry. So, we stopped at this this parking place, fuel station out in the middle of nowhere and we had to eat our lunch really really quickly otherwise the flies would have had it all taken it off and flew off with it. There are a lot of flies. There’s loads. Too many. Yeah, that’s why I’m not over keen about eating outside. H. No, it’s about trying to protect your food, isn’t it? It’s either the flies or the monsoons. Yeah. And then suddenly it comes down. the um stereo reset itself. So, you’re going to have to put all the the channels back into it. Oh, really? McDonald’s. Huh? Oh, McDonald’s. Oh, there. There we go, m dibs. We’re back on the M25. Coming to see you. I was stuck in that traffic over there to come and get you. How thoughtful you should be. Oh, I need this land. Oh, it’s gone off again. It’s all heated. A shield or something. Might overheated again. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. No, it needs to be back here in the shade. Hope you fix some kind of Yeah. down thing. Yeah. Some kind of down thing. Try using just a fase for when you’re in the van if you plan to do any van straights in the future. That’s a there peas where you can stop. No, you can also buy mini cans that will stick onto the phone before something pops. Um, are you running into the Yeah, I’m going to Yeah, we’re left to s that all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um hope we’ll will end the stream. Thanks Hey, we’re killing Did you send that? Yeah. Now do exclamation mark stop with north no spaces. Exclamation mark stop.