You look like a vice narc deep undercover in a bike messenger gang suspected of trafficing sniff.
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peelin on
Big thighs small jorts club
chlorofile on
4 words – you live in Brooklyn.
Ghengis-Chron on
Stay away from my wife
beatjunkie84 on
Douchebag Macho Man Randy Savage – SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
(Both 5 words, so take your pick)
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You are a power bottom
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Bro looks like he got lost on his way to Burning Man, stumbled into a cycling subreddit, and decided to cosplay as a hipster velociraptor. You’re indoors, sitting on a bed, wearing wraparound shades like you’re about to time-trial through your mom’s living room. That bandana-scarf combo? It’s giving “midlife crisis at Coachella.” And the tactical chest rig? What are you storing in there — emotional baggage and expired Clif bars?
Your bike looks like it’s begging for a new owner while you pose like a rejected NPC from a dystopian spin class. Also, that lighting? It’s not ambiance, it’s the visual equivalent of a migraine.
Fashion? More like a fever dream with handlebars.
Divtos on
Ben Affleck in deep disguise.
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Doubtless you have a scent..
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future olive garden general manager
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Whaddaya mean it’s not 2009? What year is it, man?
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Had to get a more east bound and down look.
You should know WSP sux
Beardy face mcfixie gravel Fred
Fucken lol @ the jorts too. Hell yeah brother.
You like IPA and expensive espresso
You look like a vice narc deep undercover in a bike messenger gang suspected of trafficing sniff.
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Big thighs small jorts club
4 words – you live in Brooklyn.
Stay away from my wife
Douchebag Macho Man Randy Savage – SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
(Both 5 words, so take your pick)
You are a power bottom
Bro looks like he got lost on his way to Burning Man, stumbled into a cycling subreddit, and decided to cosplay as a hipster velociraptor. You’re indoors, sitting on a bed, wearing wraparound shades like you’re about to time-trial through your mom’s living room. That bandana-scarf combo? It’s giving “midlife crisis at Coachella.” And the tactical chest rig? What are you storing in there — emotional baggage and expired Clif bars?
Your bike looks like it’s begging for a new owner while you pose like a rejected NPC from a dystopian spin class. Also, that lighting? It’s not ambiance, it’s the visual equivalent of a migraine.
Fashion? More like a fever dream with handlebars.
Ben Affleck in deep disguise.
Doubtless you have a scent..
future olive garden general manager
Whaddaya mean it’s not 2009? What year is it, man?
Teeth cleaning scheduled at 10
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