That bike has most likely been used to run over a black teenager
gregn8r1 on
Yeah, I could tell you the model and year, but I’m no snitch
^(On a side note, that bike probably is going to see far fewer theft attempts than most)
Diogenes256 on
Well, at least it’s got the Cop parts.
audiomagnate on
Did it come with qualified immunity?
Sea_Farmer_4812 on
Personally I wouldn’t ride that around town without first doing some cosmetic modifications. It’s possible you could be ticketed for impersonating LE, or the bike could be vandalized out of spite.
mjm1138 on
Ride it like you stole it!
Audi_Tech918 on
I didn’t know cyclists came in the bootlicker variety.
badasskickstand on
Badly needs an eff tha sticker…
NxPat on
That saddle looks.. uhm, well polished.
iameatingoatmeal on
This is the Fuji bacon-ator. It’ll shoot your neighbor’s dog and blame it on a random black guy.
pandemicblues on
It’s like buying a Crown Vic at auction.
pauip on
Ask 911
Other-Educator-9399 on
Walk slowly towards the sound of my voice and place your hands on the handlebars.
StaysForDays on
Yeah looks great but I’d get some black duct tape to cover the “police” decals. Also, you generally want to avoid cross chaining.
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have no information but it might have been one of [the many stolen from Lieutenant Dangle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bChnGLyhRBg) over the years.
Fuji Altair 2. Probably over 15 yrs old.
ACAB
This bice is not Tr*k?
That bike has most likely been used to run over a black teenager
Yeah, I could tell you the model and year, but I’m no snitch
^(On a side note, that bike probably is going to see far fewer theft attempts than most)
Well, at least it’s got the Cop parts.
Did it come with qualified immunity?
Personally I wouldn’t ride that around town without first doing some cosmetic modifications. It’s possible you could be ticketed for impersonating LE, or the bike could be vandalized out of spite.
Ride it like you stole it!
I didn’t know cyclists came in the bootlicker variety.
Badly needs an eff tha sticker…
That saddle looks.. uhm, well polished.
This is the Fuji bacon-ator. It’ll shoot your neighbor’s dog and blame it on a random black guy.
It’s like buying a Crown Vic at auction.
Ask 911
Walk slowly towards the sound of my voice and place your hands on the handlebars.
Yeah looks great but I’d get some black duct tape to cover the “police” decals. Also, you generally want to avoid cross chaining.
Cross chain alert!
Usually you can remove the pig stickers.