A very ugly folding bike, one that’ll get you thrown off the train when you try to convince the guard it’s like a Brompton.
MantraProAttitude on
Heavy & inefficient AF and dangerous for mountain biking. Great for throwing out of a plane at 20,000 feet though.
bicyclemom on
I call it “Not My Bike”.
mace190594 on
Horseshit
Hofo13 on
Junk
OWeise on
Freakshow
Raccoonridee on
It’s called “Auchanbike” in Russia, after a famous French network of department stores where these were often bought.
dopadelic on
A bike filled with gimmicks to sell to people who don’t know anything about bikes.
dawgbone71 on
Heavy metal.
Worried-Soil-5365 on
Widowmaker
dopadelic on
We need to get Sam Pilgrim to ride this.
spangborn on
Junk
SecretEntertainer130 on
Recycling with extra steps
w1n5t0nM1k3y on
Paratrooper bike
hungrykoreanguy on
full suspension mountain bike
niffcreature on
Fake bike
GibEC on
a “bike”
owlpellet on
Actual answer:
it’s called a “full suspension mountain bike” possibly with “29 inch wheels” aka “29er”
This also folds in half, which is odd.
The “bike shaped object” is in reference to it trying to do several things at a price point that does all of them poorly.
Some advice: look at a Specialized Rockhopper. Starts around US$600, fantastic bike. Trek, Giant also have similar. Does everything this does, but better, longer and probably cheaper.
Dolapevich on
Veronica sounds right.
Think_Still_2071 on
A dinger
Pikarinu on
A bad idea from the 1990s
bjanas on
Drawn by a third grader.
awesometown3000 on
April fools?
YoSupWeirdos on
trash
Amazing-League-218 on
Its a folding mountain bike.
abcNYC on
Trebuchet
RedGobboRebel on
This has only one purpose, posting to r/xbiking
West-Philosopher-680 on
This sub is lost if you cant understand this is a fun weird bike that would be kinda sick to fuck around on and commute to work with. Yall are just body shaming this poor buddy
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Ugly…
BSO – bike shaped object
Death trap
A very ugly folding bike, one that’ll get you thrown off the train when you try to convince the guard it’s like a Brompton.
Heavy & inefficient AF and dangerous for mountain biking. Great for throwing out of a plane at 20,000 feet though.
I call it “Not My Bike”.
Horseshit
Junk
Freakshow
It’s called “Auchanbike” in Russia, after a famous French network of department stores where these were often bought.
A bike filled with gimmicks to sell to people who don’t know anything about bikes.
Heavy metal.
Widowmaker
We need to get Sam Pilgrim to ride this.
Junk
Recycling with extra steps
Paratrooper bike
full suspension mountain bike
Fake bike
a “bike”
Actual answer:
it’s called a “full suspension mountain bike” possibly with “29 inch wheels” aka “29er”
This also folds in half, which is odd.
The “bike shaped object” is in reference to it trying to do several things at a price point that does all of them poorly.
Some advice: look at a Specialized Rockhopper. Starts around US$600, fantastic bike. Trek, Giant also have similar. Does everything this does, but better, longer and probably cheaper.
Veronica sounds right.
A dinger
A bad idea from the 1990s
Drawn by a third grader.
April fools?
trash
Its a folding mountain bike.
Trebuchet
This has only one purpose, posting to r/xbiking
This sub is lost if you cant understand this is a fun weird bike that would be kinda sick to fuck around on and commute to work with. Yall are just body shaming this poor buddy
Uco, unindentfied cycling object