Hard time explaining these at the post office

Double extendable dildo

Since when does the post office give a literal shit about anything – much less about doing their job?
How many extra days in transit did it spend making 300 mile laps around the delivery station?

Hope you enjoy the bars tho!

Haha! My carbon “cornerbars” came wrapped the same way. I joke around with my postal carrier all the time, she handed mine over to me and says, “enjoy!”

I didn’t even try to explain what was wrapped up, as she walked stay laughing.

For your tandem, right? Happy captain, happy stoker.