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Chloe almost gets frostbite while biking in below freezing temperatures — She gets sad about homelessness in this cold — Her birthmark almost freezes off
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Jack London
This was freakin awesome.
Good job Chloe!
Can't make it to your show but I will certainly like & comment out of pity!
Full sus fat bike? Oh hell yes.
Sorry I'm states away be everyone in Colorado should show up just to see how your doing after that ride. Your face is going to be so mad at you.
Oh you are always hot!
Birthmark glue could be a thing!😊
Kudos for braving that cold on a bike! When I ride in cold temps, I like to wear clear glasses to reduce tearing up (safety goggles or fancier). Regardless of what kind of glasses you wear, there's still a balance between riding fast enough to get to where you're heading quicker, but slow enough you don't make the wind-chill too bad. Godspeed!
Why are you here so ahead of schedule?
Salsa bucksaw? Nice bike!
Wicked, only danger of sub 32f riding is fixing flats with frozen digits. 🥶
Suffering is always funny 😆
To Build a Fire haunts me to this day.
I also remember a fairly long discourse on the importance of dry socks, which may be in the story or I attribute it as something Jack London probably wrote.
I hope I didn’t make that up because I feel superior that Chat GPT hallucinates things and I’d hate to admit I do the same thing.
Brave, silly, stupid, funny, surprisingly sad for a moment, scary with trucks–OMG. All that in 6 minutes!! Shocking and wonderful. So good.
In Tandem is so much fun. Never stop!
Winter rides are not for the faint of heart.
I love Ft Collins!
Chloe, you’re a Badass! That is all 🤘🏻
Come up to Laramie, WY I go riding with you. It's 4°F this morning 8AM 26 Jan. I'm homeless living in a 30 yr old RV with my 3 cats.
So sad I missed the fort collins show 😢. Also BarMitts are the winter game changers, impossible to have cold hands
2 years ago I built a new bike and the day after my final part came in, it was also 4° I still went out but when I played the bike down gently on some ice the carbon Fibre water bottle cage cracked😢 still had a great ride though.❤
I was riding in New England yesterday and between the wind and temps I actually got so cold, even with a gaiter covering my neck and face, that I started getting nauseous by the end of the ride. Read that is one possible early symptom when hypothermia is starting to kick in.
I remember reading that story as a kid. I still think about it sometimes.
BTw, are you doing any shows in Europe?