Today I visited a building in Oxford which I discovered belonged to British Gas. Whilst there I met 2 security guards, one of which did not want my bike to overlap onto his property boundary!
I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being βon their propertyββ¦ so what? Itβs not hurting anything. Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? π€·ββοΈ
should tell security that badge should be on display showing his name, unless he shows it correctly your not going to take any notice of him… stupid foreigner again not understanding English laws. big sign saying cyclist stop. nothing to say its private.. or just tell him to fek off
Pure audit is defi atly trying to make this guy upset, thats all, just move the darn bike, security thinks your the funny one. He was tryi g very hard to be nice to you. Its sad you didnt notice that
π€£π€£ Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. π€£π€£ OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. π€£π€£π€£
Security / staff with security responsibilities. Immediately tell this lad to leave your property. Tell him you donβt care if he makes a stupid video. Tell him not to come back after heβs made his stupid video. Easy. Even more boring video.
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I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being βon their propertyββ¦ so what? Itβs not hurting anything.
Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? π€·ββοΈ
Are you scared of wasps ππ
How dare you put half of your bike on private property! Outrageous!!!
ahaha I laugh so hard at these when he gets into arguments like this. So effing funny.
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should tell security that badge should be on display showing his name, unless he shows it correctly your not going to take any notice of him… stupid foreigner again not understanding English laws. big sign saying cyclist stop. nothing to say its private.. or just tell him to fek off
Iβd love to have a pint with Pure Audits He cracks me up Love his sense of humour π
πππππππππHeβs on your shoulder πππππ
This dude is on another level literally nothing like him,
Pompidou security!
0:10 your bike is on private property? Of course it's a private bikeπ
How do these people get jobs?
Keep up the great work of showing how entitled and silly these people are β€
Please visit Vaultex in Bistol.
Not sure who was the biggest idiot, the first or second security guard. No definitely the second one.
Petty petty petty, the place looks empty
how have we got to a point in UK that all security struggle to speak english ??? What is going on ?
The last hi viz moron was thick as shit π
Poor old security guard, haven't to work for peanuts at his age.
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Your rear mudguard is still on private property!
Pure audit is defi atly trying to make this guy upset, thats all, just move the darn bike, security thinks your the funny one. He was tryi g very hard to be nice to you. Its sad you didnt notice that
Just move the bike you drip …..Yeah its funny to argue but at the end of the day you know its in private property
It's interesting π
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Slaphead security guard needs to chill and stop being so petty
More incompetent fools.
Great rhetoric makes me smile keep it up lol
You are by far the best out there
Pathetic going on about a bike and he needs to worry about real criminals
You should rename your channel pure wind up you do it so well me old mate πͺ
Jobsworth, Jobsworth, it's more than my job's worth.
Why not go to youtube or google buildings and see what happens , now that would be interesting.
Security's bloody stupid . ππ€£
π€£π€£ Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. π€£π€£ OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. π€£π€£π€£
How long will you be here? (Looks at watch) "About half a day" π€£
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Bloody foreigners
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15:17 Imagine being so petty that you actually do a property line dance πͺ© πΊπ» π«€π¬π«£
Proof that security guards are a complete waste of space. Throwing a hissy fit over your bike. Pathetic.
Half a day π
There is some public easement doesnβt he know ?
βAre you scared of wasps?β π
Is a dry pond even a pond ππππ
Security / staff with security responsibilities. Immediately tell this lad to leave your property. Tell him you donβt care if he makes a stupid video. Tell him not to come back after heβs made his stupid video. Easy. Even more boring video.