Forget the haters, man. You’re actually really brave for riding a bike whilst being legally blind.
runningstandstill on
Please get a frame that fits you. It will make what riding more enjoyable than it already is.
robespierre__ on
I love my orange Macho Man.
noburdennyc on
You are bad at taking pictures.
cantistopi on
I assume this came with a messenger bag, pack of American Spirits and a septum piercing?
WowIwasveryWrong27 on
Did the “This bike is a Pipe Bomb” sticker fall off?
Competitive-Read-756 on
If you ever sell, definitely use the 1st pic and 1st pic only.
Boxofbikeparts on
Don’t forget to prewash that latte stain on your skinny jeans
lorem_opossum on
You should put the dork disk back on. In your case it works.
Master-Environment95 on
If you didn’t spend over 5k on it than you’re likely to burst into flame.
Outside of that though, looks simple and clean, nice bike.
GMWorldClass on
This bike looks like it was assembled by someone who couldn’t decide between reliving their childhood or burning cash for a hobby they barely understand. The orange frame is an eyesore, screaming, “Look at me!” while the rest of the bike begs to be left alone out of sheer embarrassment. Those components look like they were scavenged from a yard sale, with the mismatched parts making it clear that this ride is about as cohesive as a bad first date. The handlebar tape? It’s like a band-aid slapped on a wound too deep to fix. And don’t even get me started on that Colorado poster—like this bike is ever going to see anything other than the inside of your apartment. It’s not a gravel bike; it’s a glorified hipster relic, destined to collect dust while you pretend you’re hardcore.
Courtesy of AI. LOL
AlarmingBarrier on
It’s all an all city, no gravel-bike.
babyshark75 on
your bike already roasted you
IronChumbo on
This bike fucks
MakeMeGreasy on
With those colors, I’d call it my crotch rocket!
Confident_Peak_7616 on
It rocks!!;
exche on
You won’t get far on these tiny tyres unless you’re doing Starbucks divide
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Overweight, overgeared, and oversized.
No. I love it.
Forget the haters, man. You’re actually really brave for riding a bike whilst being legally blind.
Please get a frame that fits you. It will make what riding more enjoyable than it already is.
I love my orange Macho Man.
You are bad at taking pictures.
I assume this came with a messenger bag, pack of American Spirits and a septum piercing?
Did the “This bike is a Pipe Bomb” sticker fall off?
If you ever sell, definitely use the 1st pic and 1st pic only.
Don’t forget to prewash that latte stain on your skinny jeans
You should put the dork disk back on. In your case it works.
If you didn’t spend over 5k on it than you’re likely to burst into flame.
Outside of that though, looks simple and clean, nice bike.
This bike looks like it was assembled by someone who couldn’t decide between reliving their childhood or burning cash for a hobby they barely understand. The orange frame is an eyesore, screaming, “Look at me!” while the rest of the bike begs to be left alone out of sheer embarrassment. Those components look like they were scavenged from a yard sale, with the mismatched parts making it clear that this ride is about as cohesive as a bad first date. The handlebar tape? It’s like a band-aid slapped on a wound too deep to fix. And don’t even get me started on that Colorado poster—like this bike is ever going to see anything other than the inside of your apartment. It’s not a gravel bike; it’s a glorified hipster relic, destined to collect dust while you pretend you’re hardcore.
Courtesy of AI. LOL
It’s all an all city, no gravel-bike.
your bike already roasted you
This bike fucks
With those colors, I’d call it my crotch rocket!
It rocks!!;
You won’t get far on these tiny tyres unless you’re doing Starbucks divide
It came with a ladder, right.