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Barry-BlueJean on July 26, 2024 3:42 pm Reminds me of the group that would stop traffic when people would park in bike lanes “just to run in for a minute” They would tell stopped cars. Hey sorry they ran in for just a minute they will be right back.
oldfrancis on July 26, 2024 3:54 pm There was this one car that used to park in the bike lane in front of my friend’s business all the time. It was a convertible. My friend even walked out and said something to him about it and was told to kindly fuck off. In this quiet little seaside town, there were a lot of seagulls. And one day, my friend had had it with the parking in the bike lane in front of his business so he went across the street. He bought a box of fries and strolled back across the street tossing out random fries everywhere. The seagulls arrived. You threw the box of fries in the middle of the car. Dude never parked there again.
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Reminds me of the group that would stop traffic when people would park in bike lanes “just to run in for a minute”
They would tell stopped cars. Hey sorry they ran in for just a minute they will be right back.
There was this one car that used to park in the bike lane in front of my friend’s business all the time. It was a convertible.
My friend even walked out and said something to him about it and was told to kindly fuck off.
In this quiet little seaside town, there were a lot of seagulls.
And one day, my friend had had it with the parking in the bike lane in front of his business so he went across the street.
He bought a box of fries and strolled back across the street tossing out random fries everywhere.
The seagulls arrived.
You threw the box of fries in the middle of the car.
Dude never parked there again.