Chris Froome Sucks Even in Romania’s Village Races

Chris Froome is still the winner of numerous Tour de France, however, and even though he wants to go to Tour de France 2024 and win stage 11 after Jasper Philipsen’s win today over Biniam Girmay, he fails miserably in Romania in a village race won by Florian Lipowitz. How far is the white Kenyan going to go? Gone are the dreams of being able to fight the Tour de France with Tadej Pogacar, Jonas Vingegaard or Remco Evenepoel…

the aggressive yasper philipson of the team that promotes hair doping returns to win in the tour to France one year on and celebrates his new contract and new money with a very easy sprint thanks to his gregario the friend of Dr Luigi Chini the cyclists take a second rest day riding for 165 km and almost nodding off in the process again all with the consent of the guy who wants us to erase the channel Christian prudom a day of totally absurd relaxation for the leader alien and our beloved anvy and the rest of the favorites to win this race Racket and meanwhile The Bullying towards the anvy continues with statements from pogy insisting that the Dane only has excuses for his nonsense but it’s not just the to France Riders who are extremely relaxed there are other Shady characters in the sport such as Chris FR who continue to make fools of themselves wherever they go the white Kenyan who did not stop declaring during the year that he wanted to try to win a stage of the tour is now making a fool of himself in the cbut tour Romanian cycling race that has in its lists of winners such Shady characters as the doped Bulgarian Vladimir coev or the doped deceased after a horrible hit and run David rebellin there in Romania fum is uncovering the pot of Essences that we had already been able to sense with his tour of Rwanda 15 minutes behind the winner his performance in Torino adriatico where he was ranked 156th or indeed his 81st out of 94 in the Criterium D the guy who earns more than 5 a half million euros per year plus what he continues to earn from sponsorships Shawn first in the time trial finishing 120th 36 seconds behind the winner Max Walker his compatriot from the aana team what’s that I hear you say 36 seconds is not too bad you’re right until you see that the distance of that time trial was 3 kilm but the key to observing his excellent performance was in the following stage finishing at balak a Romanian Colossus of 23 kilm at 6% average gradient and the white Kenyon with the Tue for Bill harier made one of his best ascents ever while up front the Mexican Jonathan cedo former teammate of Andrea Piccolo was able to crush Men Who performed very well recently such as the anti Pacha lipitz or Matthew richello and thus he achieved his seventh win of the year in a team packed with Mexicans and Colombians and various Latin waste from the stable of Jonathan vorus let’s pay attention to this team meanwhile fry still wanted to give the best of himself in the carpathians and so he ended up crossing the Finish Line with a small group of sprinters including jacoma nsolo totally finished since no longer being supervised and managed by our friend of the channel Bean AR or there was the popular Romanian Rider Valentin placa four times runner up in that famous Multicultural country and then specifically our favorite Kenyon came in more than 24 minutes behind cedo an attitude that has convinced the Canadian Israeli Jewish billionaire Silvan Adams to let his fetish cyclist continue to defend the colors of a country at War for one more season in fact 37-year-old Spanish cyclist Edgar nto of the Victoria sports team claimed on the Spanish language cycling Forum parlamento cista that fr’s performance was pic but despite the fact that he had spent more than 180 kilometers in a breakaway with all that air in his face he was still pedling quicker than him in the fagaras mountains a heartbreaking testimony from Nato one which makes it clear just what fr’s level is without the supervision and medical treat ments of Dr Freeman and lers and without the mechanical help of his Superior pinell bike is this the worst example of decadence in the history of the sport oh dear Kenyan perhaps you should think about retiring it’s getting rather embarrassing as for the Toof France we had some very interesting news Primos rit’s best gregaria the master without a nationality Alexander vlasov abandoned lb due to a hard fall suffered on an earlier stage one which caused a hard concussion we could only wish a speedy recovery to this strange Rider from all of us at the cycling highlights team also there was the Danish Sprinter there’s always a Dane in there somewhere a teammate of the mommy of man Michael moroff who insisted that he was retiring from cycling to well who knows what he’s going to do perhaps he will be a hair model or perhaps he will appear in the meteor of his country supporting the anvy or perhaps he will train young promises with the secrets that only the legendary vasilis Anastos has been able to give him let’s hope that this announcement is the beginning of the mummy’s retirement the attitude of the cyclists during this to of France has been rather pitiful on the flat stages we don’t know if it’s because they simply are reluctant to beat the speed record that they obviously have in their legs we don’t know if it’s some kind of internal protest to reduce the number of days in a gr tour of the future but what we do know is that the pacts which only LED Continental teams attack the one that the YouTuber Alex daet told us about in his day well they’ve disappeared in 2024 and now plainly there are directly no attacks only meme movements like the one of the dangerous Kobe hosen who would do it simply to pick up the prize for the combative cyclist of the day or moves by bie our bie so as not to lose too many points on the green jersey competition for 165 km the Riders were practically snoozing going for a ride with just a few short bursts of speed destroying the spectacle of the flat stages where men like Stefan Kung yasper stoven or synchros far Cuts could put on a little show but always subject to the BDI of the mafia in this professional sport they insult the fans to whom they owe their salary while they laugh and tell jokes in the pelone and there’s been four stages of this already in this tour to France surely enough’s enough maybe Omar Sports doesn’t like that we’re criticizing this nonsense and that’s why they’ve already knocked down a video on the channel yes we’re reeling from the blow so we can only ask you to subscribe because it’s free and if you can help us with a super thanks or by joining as a member of the channel which will go a long way to at least make our effort worthwhile we can also remind you that the Sportsmen who don’t make even the slightest effort when compared to the laziest cyclist of the billionaire footballers and we have a channel called failed sharks where we will start airing all their dirty laundry if we reach 1,000 subscribers go ahead subscribe now all done good back to the tour the pelaton started working at high speed at last in the last 5 kilm and on such a finish the hair doping man who’d prepared very well during the rest day in oron put one of the best gregarios in the world the grandson and son of dopers vapol to work the world champion went to work for his leader yasper philipson the always aggressive Belgian and he pulled out enough of a lead to win very comfortably over bie our bie and of course there was not a trace of the Mummy of man who after having fulfilled his record totally Unchained he doesn’t even get into the fight for stage victories despite his Greek train an aop Lo’s request to the contrary perhaps it’s for the best he doesn’t want to upset the hair doping team or the one that trains in erat tra for the tour if they do get upset and sing L travata who knows where it will end oh well stop by the video on the screen that one yes friends you will love it