Pogacar Takes Yellow 717 Days Later but Smells FISHY..

Tadej Pogacar is already the yellow jersey of the Tour de France 2024 after the beautiful stage 2 in San Luca, Bologna. However, Jonas Vingegaard answered the doubts about him with a brilliant performance that many ignorant haters have labeled as a performance only possible with doping. The Pogacar vs Vingegaard duel is better than ever for the Galibier on Stage 4 of the Tour de France 2024, but we also bring you our analysis of Kévin Vauquelin’s victory, the great performance of Remco Evenepoel and Richard Carapaz today and the discovery of another Jonas, Jonas Abrahamsen, the Jonas of the fjords. At the same time, Mark Cavendish again did a tribute without puking to Andrea Piccolo and Michele Gazzoli that is worth knowing about.

the Slovenian alien Pacha has the yellow Jersey of the tour to France after a 2-year wait but our beloved Danish Anvi vagor has demonstrated just how many watts he can produce on 20% slopes yes the Dual longed for by all has finally materialized something we already told you about on this humble Channel we will certainly relish the combat in this Grand B for the fourth consecutive year the team from britania won its first victory in the tour after 20 years of existence and France achieved repeat winners on the first two stages of its national round the first time since 1968 when they not often remembered shy grco won his only two victories in the tour in a magical year for him as a professional cyclist and to top it all off the estana team paid the best possible tribute to the now retired Michel gatsi with another 24 minutes lost by Cavendish and His Four magical gregarios remember to subscribe to this channel if you want more tour content every day and you can also do the same on our celebrity Channel celeb’s highlights and you can enter the draw for a fantastic van rle bike the rules are in the posted comments now without further Ado let the show begin the day began with some beautiful front pages from the French newspapers devoted to their ID b day after the exhibition of the sunweb team and the motorbikes of the organization during the first stage finishing in reminy in this town the drug addict Marco pantani died 20 years ago and then the starting town of the second stage chzo was where he was born in a hilarious way the to France paid tribute to the Italian pirate by bringing his tinfoil conspiracy parents on stage whom well we can’t blame for having a much more Lily white bleached image of their offspring boy they try to educate in the best possible way and keep him away from the evil clutches of that Danish go- go dancer and snake now she is certainly always a Dane it’s especially surprising because Jean Mar leblanc’s Grand B was always in favor of panton’s greatest enemies such as the guy who won seven tours with only one egg whistling country and western songs and our friend of the channel the follically challenged and beloved by I all hear B ree but now 20 years later and seeing that pantani the Mystic charismatic romantic with the air of an innocent who fell into drugs simply because of bad luck well he has won many many fans he deserves a tribute even though in 2013 we knew that he won his 1998 tour totally doped up to his dyed eyebrows but he was treated like garbage after the year 2000 for preferring to go to the Jiro rather than the tour oh Affairs of marketing and cycling which go on today something Christian prudom loves as long as the mayor of the day keeps the cash piled high when he hands the plate over to Omar Sports and despite being clearly in favor of the victory of a certain cyclist and belittling the rest of the pellaton a certain cyclist who declared that he was going to attack just hours later in San Luca perhaps he should have listened to the statement of his rival who was not afraid to say that he was going to leave a certain cyclist Jersey smelling of seaweed from being glued to his wheel now one piece of good news from today which hopefully wasn’t a mirage as we enjoy another long broken stage on the way to bolognia is that it looks like those Breakaway agreements on Gran tours that the snitch Alex daet was telling us about are over these breakaways were always made up of most for Riders and always from proon Al teams or very lowlevel teams and usually with men of little relevance and in 2024 although they have not fought too much and I think that in the third stage they won’t fight at all we can perhaps look forward to numerous breakaways with people of a certain level on days where they can win and that was certainly the case today the 11 skps were a long way from Bard in the general classification but nevertheless they were good rulers like Nelson Oliva of banesto or Mike turnis of verandas vilims or good all-rounders like the Breton Kevin VLAN and Christian Rodriguez and even two teammates of Andrea Piccolo in the past at a St there was the Canadian Ugo UL now with the Jewish Israel Premier Tech Team and the Colombian Harold Taha who wanted to dedicate the win to not only Piccolo and Valentina Gomez but also to gatsi poor M he suffered his second major sporting mishap yesterday after testing positive for two amino pane in a Portuguese Village race in 2022 being his first major sporting mishap ventti vent beld vedo’s disciple wanted to silence all the criticism for his teammate cavendish’s vomiter show the day before and so he worked like a mule with the rest of the escapes preventing dangerous men like Michael Matthews from getting close to today’s 11 chosen Riders they immediately extended their lead to 6 minutes over the bunch where just after passing the Formula 1 circuit where senner and ratzenberger died and just before the intermediate Sprint in toscanella D DOA the first major tragedy of the day occurred an absurd crash in the middle of the bunch it took out two rabber bank Riders and not just anyone we’re talking about the Belgium bot and the gregario of gregarios Jorgenson and they had to be treated by the medical car with clear cuts and scratches on their toned bodies they there was even more suffering for the man with contacts inside the stable of RAR plug the Sky Rider lawren sto who had some serious notorious injuries that hopefully will not prevent him from continuing at the level he’s displayed in this campaign with two of the anv’s important gregarios involved in the crash no team dared to work to leave them behind not in the face of vor’s impassive unforgiving face certainly not the Slovenian alien Sony Val team they were totally fearful of the monstrosities that might emerge from the Dutch team this relative halt in the bunch increase the breakaways Gap to 9 minutes with 70 km to go and thus increase their chances of a stage Victory only a willing customer of CV’s hotels and Granada’s hypoxic Chambers Victor campen outs set to work in the interest of his teammate van Hils and willing to show that Lotto are more than ready for this edition of the tour in fact Victor alone with Just a Little Help From a particular Red Bull cut the breakaways Gap to the bellaton from 9 to 4 and 1/2 minutes and in just 20 km a brutal performance that was cut short on the first pass of the climb to San Luca which of course they would have to do Twice The Press seemed to take a delight in cackling that on this same Ascent to The bologi Basilica pogy had failed twice in Jiro Del Amelia that was the skier rler and the hilarious enrik Mass however we at cycling highlights prefer to remember the legendary Ascent of the white Kenyon when he had not yet contracted Bill Haria and he was riding for the legendary doped team balow world that was the 2009 gerro Italia a climb where he was fulminated by the tick garons in an absolutely brilliant way in the most doped corser Rosa in history this time around the Belgian bought and TSH benot sacrificed themselves for the anuy but again neither Almeida nor AO the two biggest scourges that Ura zig’s mystical boyfriend will face in this tour while neither of them followed rabber bank’s work the result was a new break that now yes gave the victory to the Breakaway which escaped to almost 4 minutes with 30 km to go despite the effort of campart meanwhile Cavendish was once more unhooked although without throwing giovan R’s pizzza out of his mouth this time but he lost minutes and minutes along with his four aana gregarios and Fabio yakobson who is now a source of worry to all those who thought he could overcome his drama now in that Breakaway there was also a Norwegian from the much improved Uno X and he won the red polka dot Jersey the day before after going over several passes in first place this is yonas but not our seaweed smelling yonas for this yonas has the surname abrahamson and smells like the greenest Fior grass grass is particularly appropriate because before he was a cyclist just like the great focus in aapol he used to kick a ball and then after an injury he got on a bike just a year and a half ago he underwent a second mutation growing from being a scrawny 59 kgam climber to a 78 kg powerful multi-tool and curiously since then like enovate indine he climbs much much better up the mountain passes despite having the build of a pure ruler the Norwegian had already put on a great show this year at both the Brussels classic and the Grand Prix VM but in this tour he’s proving that Norwegian herbs are really powerful they will have to be banned from all the CBD stores in the slums of Europe abrahamson took first place on all of the day climbs including the first Ascent through San Luca and then on The Descent he took off on the decisive move alongside Olivera and VLAN to the tears of tahada who couldn’t catch these escapes on a dangerous classic jod Del Amelia descent the trio achieved a 50-second lead before the second descent to The Basilica and boka from the start showed his Superior climbing ability and didn’t really surprise anyone for this year he’d already finished second behind a very strange Williams at flesh wellon and he was on top form after finishing second in the National time trial behind an invincible van rle it was his moment and he seized it crossing the Finish Line as the winner and then taking out the baguette that his mother sells in The Villages and smashing it in the face of yonas from the fields but still with 400 km under the Blazing Tuscan Sun for a Norwegian very remarkable for what gazoli didn’t like abrahamson copes with wonderfully let’s hope he on another three or four kilos more to be able to be a candidate to win on every type of terrain in 2025 behind after an excellent job by Adam Yates a mirror in which others should take a good look came the announced moment of pacha’s attack a disintegrating attack that left behind the big names like RIT and mass Kos Rodriguez aito Bernal van R gal Oh indeed the yellow Jersey himself Roman day but then right onto his wheel after 88 days in the deepest Waters the most beautiful anvy of the cycling World jumped yes it was yonas vagar proving Lauren’s Deo right it didn’t matter that he’d spent weeks at home resting at the necessary moment almost effortlessly he stuck the taddy pacha’s wheel and wrapped his fins around the slimy green skin of his venian alien rival together they climbed of course at the fastest Pace ever beating rit’s record on this climb in 2019 a Ritu on this occasion was practically standing still without the wings that his precious dark blue jersey should have given him these two left everyone else behind except the two brave ones who dared to jump out of the already diminished Bunch there was focusing a AOL who was never going to emerge that quickly after an attack of that power and insanity and Richard Kass who from now on is going to be called Richard katrol because he fooled us all by insisting after the arrest of his teammate Piccolo for drug trafficking that he was not in his best possible shape and that he would only be fighting for stages the strange Duo of the pizza delivery boy and the Olympic champion caught up with the dynamic duo of aliens at the end of The Descent and crossed the Finish Line together enough to take 21 seconds out of B’s group and take away the yellow Jersey which by countback of positions in the previous stage went to the Slovenian alien pogacha was congratulated by focusing in what seems to be a kind of PCT something to which we will be very attentive over the coming stages carapaz is now postulated for the fight for the overall in the same year that his team is being investigated and then yonas of the fiords well he won the red and green jerseys at the the same time after his spectacular exhibitions but our yonas the original yonas the anvy he has won much much more today his rival has the yellow Jersey but yonas has shown him that he’s going to have to sweat an awful lot more in his streamlined arrow bra if he wants to keep it