Even Chris Froome Would Win with this Hilarious Team..

Chris Froome will never win a 2024 Tour de France again, but Team Decathlon’s Van Rysel bikes are getting more and more dangerous. Today it was Andrea Vendrame winning the second victory in the Giro d’Italia 2024 for the Casino team of Rodolfo Massi, Alexandre Vinokourov or Francisco Mancebo. All this after exhibitions during the season by Benoit Consefroy, Paul Lapeira, Tramadol Baudin, David Godon, Sam Bennett and awaiting what Felix Gall and Victor Lafay can do. Hilarious.

the year is 1998 and a team of cyclists related to Dr Ferrari including Alexander vinokurov Alberto Ellie Rolph yman Marco saligari or the drug dealer Rulo Massi are making history achieving a hilarious figure of 61 victories during the season and becoming the second best team in the world just behind the Italian giant of Georgio squinzi and Patrick leev 26 years later that same team is back back to the place it earned thanks to a mixture of EPO and blood transfusions and when they scared the planet but in 2024 they’re doing it 100% clean while in 1998 it was the Doper lucky Jackie Duron who urinated on the sweaty jerseys of his rivals in 2024 it is the tender and clean Parry pantra brothers who are notching up victories for the casino team while in 1998 the team was packed with kazaks and estonians and lithuanians and all sorts of Soviets who would go to war to defend the team if necessary in 2024 the foreign team members simply called the race organizers dinosaurs and cry on social media like babies and while in 1998 one of the team’s leading figures was the Dane there’s always a Dane bamberger one of the biggest doping Monsters of the 1990s in 2024 only two Frenchmen the cleanest men on the planet if we ascribe to Greg lemon’s law linked to doping one of them being the amazing trador bodan V leenu’s team has gone through the decades where they were effectively without Prestige at World Tour level in fact the 2023 campaign saw them finishing a rather sad 18th Place in the UCI rankings so what has happened this year in 2024 they’ve become the second best team after the oceangoing liner of the billionaire Arab shakes and all this has been achieved in just 5 months where they have surpassed and augmented the number of Victories compared to the previous 10 years we are so sure that it’s the most improved team of the season that we believe even our favorite white Kenyan would have a chance of winning something on a van rle bike let’s lay out the data and then let’s have a look at the facts a clear sign that a cycling team is much improved over other seasons is the sudden Improvement of the team’s best athletes dinosaur hunter Ben o Conor hadn’t won since mid 2022 but this year he’s already taken the welto meria he was runner up in the UAE tour where he won another stage he was runner up in the jro Del trentino and then he was fifth in terino adriatico and he’s on his way to another top five finish in the Jalia there was a mediocre Sprinter reviled by the alcoholic lefer and he’s spent a year and a half without victories at a notable level and then suddenly at the tender age of 33 he’s resurrected in the four days of dunker taking four stages and the GC Dorian godon had never won a World Tour level race and he’s already taken two stage wins in a very competitive tour of romendy but then especially hilarious has been the atomic explosion of Ben conifa a good Rider we won’t deny it with a good top speed skilled in the Hills and very clever when it comes to getting in race-winning moves a podium in several Arden Classics and who’d already won at World Tour level in the grand PRI Quebec in 2022 but precisely since then kir hadn’t won anything not even a village race in his beloved native France this season however he’s killing it on all types of terrain whether he has to launch very long Sprints as in the grand PRI mobile the strongest man in the breakway finishing off the rest of the rivals at the Finish Line as in De braban sapel or even taking a win in a prologue against the clock as in la de la mayen that’s a discipline he’d never really specialized in before where he’d finished more times outside the top 100 than inside and so far he’s won seven of the team’s 21 victories only seven but he’s certainly going to become one of the best Riders of the year in the UCI rankings and all this as we’ve already mentioned has been done absolutely Ely cleanly because another clear sign that a team is improving is the total elimination of any doping Scourge that exists in the squad that’s why in February they decided to expel Frank bonamore the popular French cyclist whom they signed in 2023 and went on to do absolutely nothing in the ranks of leenu’s Team David Leon’s UCI always weak with the strong and strong with the weak sanctioned this rider for anomalies in the biolog olical passport inexplicable anomalies according to the UCI but this is the same institution that will tell you how a positive for sbal is not enough to sanction a cyclist and instead they’ sooner Award of Welter hisia as compensation laven the guy who had no problem signing Festina Affair debris like Lauren Brar or Kristoff Moro has changed his mentality and he immediately fired the doped French Rider perhaps now he will have to become a Spanish citizen so that the lawyer Jose Rodriguez Alpa can help him request a little payment like IBI Salas of the burgo BH team who was also sanctioned for a biological passport problem now if that were not enough the casino team has readmitted the aforementioned trao bang because remember if you don’t have white skin and you don’t have a GIC passport they’re quite happy to destroy your career or at least try to but if you’re a young French promise then well we can see nothing has happened for taking Tramadol throughout an entire gerod Italia in other words look all the doping has been eliminated from lavan’s team and that’s why they have improved a lot now the last great symptom of clear Improvement of the team is the appearance of new and totally unknown young Stars young Stars sweeping the pelaton just like the aforementioned tramor bodan or the great French sensation of the Season Paul laera a guy without any victories until this season and now he already has three including one in the Basque Country at World Tour level and then two outstanding physical exhibitions at Le and especially at the Amstel gold race where he finished fifth despite spending half a day with air in his pale pale face another big surprise is Valentin parant the youngest of the little brothers who despite being the same height as pogy weighs 15 kilos less this sort of radioactive Mr Burns helped his brother to win in the Jiro Del trentino and he’s also become one of the best climbers in the jro Italia achieving there his first win as a pro notable and beating a much more experienced rider who knows perfectly well how the casino team handles itself when there are no sudden improvements inside we’re talking about Roman b as we’re seeing on a regular basis everyone wins in this squad and still to shine our Felix G who has committed only to fight for the Tour of France this season and the French monster of last season Victor LEF who after signing for one and a half million euros has embarrassingly erased himself from the campaign with a freak injury that no one can explain so far but just imagine what the transformation from Human to alien will be like for these beings but how do they do it how have they become such absolute winners easy on the one hand the van rle bikes which are so much better than the BMC that they had in this team previously these are bikes that you can buy at your trusty de Caton in exchange for €9,000 although if we might be so bold you may be better off investing in our Channel you could enjoy that more than buying one of those copy tribute act plagiarist bicycles in addition a major coup has been the signing of Dominic Seri winner of the 1993 parida rally is code driver and a man responsible for the triumphs of Mitsubishi between 2001 and 2007 he’s now a director of the team that is Vel leenu has signed an expert in engines for a sport in which only the legs count but he wanted their bikes to be the best and he has succeeded n pet the pedalist of the neoc casino team has insisted that there is so much more professionalism all the small details are looked after and they are also copying the methodology IES of powerful teams such as rabo bank or son Duval in fact they are already training in the high performance center of Granada using the hypoxic rooms which increase the altitude resistance of the dear dear Riders of the casino team there are no more secrets there are no other factors that explain why this team of cyclists of relatively modest level without any great Superstars without any great promise and without any great Specialists are suddenly sweeping aside everyone in small events and even getting their piece of the cake in the events where the aliens compete it’s impossible that there are drugs because we all know that in a team where Von laue leads there can only be healthy and responsible sport just how we like it