THE TOP OF r/DIDNTKNOWIWANTEDTHAT

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Cougar | A E S T H E T I C: 00:00:00
Cougar | BUY. BUY. BUY.: 00:09:04
Mason | NEED THIS: 00:18:24
Cougar | ranch roller: 00:30:38
Cougar | sponge bob graphics: 00:41:19

this company is selling thumb text that look like human thumbs that’s just kind of weird and also feels like they wouldn’t stay in the wall that well if it was upside down because of the weight picnic bear it drinks yeah bro he looks like he’s been drinking his whole life just to hide the pain that he’s lived through didn’t know I wanted to read this penile injuries incurred through interaction with vacuum cleaners volume xxi I yeah yeah you ever zipped it in the zipper let me tell you it feels good this keypad randomizes the numberb every single time so no one figures out the password from your hand movements all right that’s pretty cool actually but it it it’s it’s going to cause a lot of wrong put in passwords oddan with a purposeful interior and paint job okay that is freaking amazing I have to have this dude look at that that’s going to get you so many fellas and ladies sacred Greenhouse you know I like it and all but I feel like the plants maybe won’t get the right type of sunlight if it’s going through stained glass stream about lead nice nice it’s a it’s a steam Bole nice there’s a Titanic except this one isn’t going to sink it’s going to melt away I found a Coke and coffee added in Thailand oh yeah this is a thing this is in the US now it’s really gross yuck no thank you mon understand that can swing over a bed to double as a TV okay that’s a couch not a bed but I do appreciate this I want one today I learned they make race car beds for adults and I don’t know how to process it when I finally live on my own or like with a partner I’m going own one of these I’ve always wanted a race car bed the nice patterns on the Speer gnet I don’t know what Speer is but that looks like it’s straight out of the Matrix my dude hell yeah Studio ji bonsai tree voice activated water feature I’m just going to say it I haven’t seen my neighbor todoro and I don’t think I ever will but this thing is pretty damn cool this USB device shows its storage being used without plugging it in nice how does it do that is it like wait how does it do that a beer holder in the back lights what can I say man sometimes I like to pull over and have a good drink have you seen the electric rivon that that baby comes with a freaking grill built into it hippo table this I want this I want a lot except I feel like it murder me like a real hippo rattlesnake pen holder in brass and over 3,000 scales all over its body that that’s really cool but also a waste of money but I really want one I really want one and with that the library was never the same the perfect bookshelf Decor doesn’t exist my God it does exist here’s Johnny get me one of those yes please finally a cut board that is also a Scoopy thing because why not huh okay I can uh I can go with this I like it 100 out of 10 pie chart inspired measuring cups h i mean that is cool and all but uh I feel like it’ be hard to get a good Scoop sometimes this sticker of the TF2 vote kick popup I don’t really know what that is but nice nice Japanese artist mauru designs tissue box that made it look like a floating iceberg that is that is really cool and all but also uh uh polar bears are dying because of global warming cuz there’s no icebergs for them to rest on this swinging duck car ornament afflac there you go I did the joke I did it everybody saw this giant plug at Goodwill and have no clue where it goes to but I had to have it I feel like that’s like decoration or goes to a power line of some sort frog wicker storage from Home Depot they’re just having a laugh to die they’re just like you see these stupid idiots buying Us online I’m selling squallets 100% real genuine squirrel asking 30 bucks for him I have 22 in stock how did you get 22 squallets how many squirrels did you kill I know the answer is 22 but why found this octopus Luigi at a skating ring today it’s me Luigi oh is it one of those flip ones and you’ll get Mario on the other side dude it is look at the background I have to have one steel ball whisk for heavy duty whisking M when you really want to whisk it away ladies and gents the Bon you’re welcome ah the banora the banora banana manora good one good one but it looks like banana I’m just saying small shopping cat yeah that’s cool and all but uh also very useless unless you’re a mouse got stellium to work on my Galaxy watch no pun intended gyro tracky and all other features work as intended hm that’s pretty cool I like that also it’s really pretty spherical chalkboard used in a geometry class finally I would have Lov geometry if we had one of these I’m a visual learner I need one of these man all of Tom’s accidents through history Tom and Jerry how is he not dead also why is he bowling pins and also look at the squatted little red one like give me your toes sperm bank anyone no it’s a sperm bank you’re clever I feel like a penny would fall in the tail and you’ll never get it out I have never wanted anything more in my life but it cost like $200 so I’m good any ideas what these gloves are useful uh just seeing when you’re working on a car I I i’ I’d wear one of these when I work on a car help me find all the bolts I drop in my motor one pen five uses M screw Viper flashlight stylus phone holder ruler pen it’s not it’s cool and all but it’s not going to be like an effective stylist if we’re being honest this is the greatest battle station yeah yeah it is you can be addicted to video games in your phone and never leave just poop all it needs is the toilet and then it’s perfect Goose measuring spoons I found online huh there’s nothing but just Goodwill in this post I like it 100 out of 10 my new waffle iron makes waffle cars now this is cool at all but I have an R2D2 toaster that beeps at me when I make toast even though I don’t eat toast of one person bench nice nice when you really want to take a rest but not have anyone Strang to sit next to you being an adult I still want it Japanese artist creates eraser that slowly turns into an old bald man as you use them or you can go from the bottom and it’s like a man who’s being sanded to death only me cuz I’m insane oh okay artist makes giant lifelike tarantula pillows so that you can cuddle spiders while you sleep this is probably $300 but I kid you not I’m about to do extra videos to pay for this bad boy I want one shaped like a skull m i don’t this just feels dangerous also glass is technically a liquid so what it eventually drip to the floor after like 100 years jump start your day with frog coffee pot oh boy that’s more terrifying than I thought it was going to be this looks straight out of Star Wars like if a frog in R2-D2 had a kid Alice in Wonderland cabinet whoa that’s really stupid because you’re going to like drop your mugs and you can’t even use those drawers that’s cool and all but it’s useless man but I want one oh dude check out the little details okay I might have to buy one of these original PS logo sticker makes the white controller IMO even better looking really really oh okay yeah that’s solid why don’t they put this put this on the remotes dude don’t do the stupid button do that bad boy The Only Furniture you’ll ever need it’s a picnic table a playhouse a bar and don’t forget a Rocka I bet a lot of kids died using this bad boy the shower floss like the dishmaster what uh huh okay I have a water pick but this seems weird these socks right here they’re not going to be comfortable to wear shoes with but I would love to walk around with like the salmon ones on my feet this is what a 24mm F14 macro lens looks like when you really want to get that teeny teeny shot I bet uh I bet I did a thing would want this these bed sheets that blanket is not going to be comfortable at all but I really like the design even though it’s trippy I feel like cubert going to bed every night 66 power outlets I I don’t need it now I think to myself but I might need later this is going to blow up your house is it not is this not going to burn down your house somehow but I run all my electricity off literally one Outlet cuz the other Outlet burned out I’m about to do something stupid guys broken dishwasher light shade this is really really really cool but also really dangerous gardening with claws nah that makes me feel like a furry convenient and convenient not what the hell are you talking about door stopper that looks like a tube of paint that’s cool and all but I just feel like I’m going to stub my toe on it Minnesota ABY Road Denine Pottery Adam Turman collaboration 2016 I mean that that’s cool and all but uh it’s Minnesota former boat builder sculpts breathtaking wooden bathtubs ah what I what I would do to take a bath in this I like baths guys imagine a bath bomb o put these everywhere now please don’t oh wait it’d be cool and all but I just feel like people are going to think they’re like Christmas tree lights or something can I get these um just look up Wolverine corn cob holders I don’t I don’t know dude I don’t eat corn anyone fancy a new swimming pool damn this is cool as hell but it’s from movies dog like you’re not going to get to own this at your house believe me I will leave a big tip an average tasteful fast food in Brazil combo big freck shp’s Citrus oh you’re getting a bigo tippo dog bigo low rider Batmobile and the Batmobile hit a pothole and the Joker got away D Al this doesn’t look like a Bat Mobile it looks like something out of Blade Runner a humanized dog bed this I can get behind I do like being people’s pet if you know what I mean put a collar on me please I didn’t want to spend $70 on a Costco tuxedo cake so I spent way more making one myself hey man congratulations looks fantastic and tasty lizard pencil shoener when you sho a pencil it turns into a FR lizard oh it’s one of those yellow spotted lizard things from uh holes yeah those things are cool as he I know that’s not what they really call but yeah I like those lizards the third grade teacher teaches science in a full bodysuit that’s cool and all but like I’m just seeing Attack on Titan Vibes and I don’t really want to die also Friday the 13th December bro we’re all going to die Jason’s coming at Christmas the candle is actually butter to dip the bread in that that’s cool and all but I just don’t think that’s sanitary this tifi a grill though my dude look it’s on fire just like Anakin’s whole body thank you thank you that was the best joke I’ve ever tell on this what is the Pinnacle of human engineering Goku muscles I watch my pirated TV shows on my pirated television Sam’s nug also can we just talk about this guy’s build in the mirror like no he might look just like an old man look at his shoulders he is stacked chocolate bunny wine holder that just seems like a bad idea and that it’s going to break and I’d eat the wine holder I’m not going to lie you know this is cool and all but I I just I feel like it’s going to break somehow typewriter that Mike art I yeah yeah that’s that that’s cool and all but can you imagine reloading the like ink or dyes you got to use for this it would be a pain in the butt plus like doing that like can you stop drawing but it’s art mother it’s art Underground movie theater this is cool and all like trust me it’s really cool but also this is rich people’s stuff I can’t afford this dude I sleep on a cot stop bragging okay but I do want that cardboard cup H yeah this is cool and all but it’s definitely going to leak I’m just saying it I get it it’s but like it’s going to leak I need these curtains snitches on my way to get clean for them I have a Gibby holding a vodka bottle uh bath bathtub you know shower curtain thing it’s great we have guests coming get the good plates ah sat sa I don’t remember how to say it but also I don’t like that it that it doesn’t fit in the cabinet a Game Boy Post in the remote Mountain area of shikoku Japan hm that’s uh that’s really cool do you think like this is like that one Sonic thing that’s hidden in the woods somewhere it was some promotion from back in the day also that house looks really run down adorable penguin boiled egg holder yes so they can hold their children you’re eating you monster strong language use of alcohol partial nudity mature humor M M for welcome home well that’s a w but if you turn upside down it’s an M no I’m not dyslexic shut up this my little Danny doll oh Danny doll Danny my little treyo my little Trey ho he’s got a machete that’s also a comb I need this for my cat that’s a big uh Halloween thing I did what this guy’s wearing like half a kimono what is going on here I am so confused when Ryobi lets you have power anywhere and you find a 32in smart TV on clearance at Walmart for $50 this is what you do this is cool and all don’t get me wrong but uh uh this just doesn’t seem safe but I’m still going to do it cuz my brother was talking about these earlier also my sink splitter has a tough spot remover it shoots a high pressure stream down the midle that is surprisingly powerful but a cone of water around it that blocks all these splashes huh huh that’s really cool actually shark in a wine glass is this like an ice cube how does that work it’s really really cool but also how does it work chunky Mullen cut pillow oh dude this has legit been showing up on my feed that and like a a goose horse ah I need to buy one Japanese company creates a wearable bean bag chair so you can lay down whenever and yeah but dude can you imagine how hot it’s going to be that thing it’s it’s cool and all but it’s kind of like the AC shirt it’s a bad idea Ramen cat bed I need this so badly M that’s some tasty looking Ramen you got there crabby pen holder nice nice can we get some crab RVE up in here while I H get it to hold my pens my dog hates going out in the rain maybe this would help no it wouldn’t help it wouldn’t help it just scare it my cat gets terrified looking at balloons imagine a small dog seeing this like oh my God this guy is falling lemon watch that this is dumb it was really dumb a highly detailed Moon built out of Lego okay that’s more like a a poster of Moon built from Lego I wanted like a death star shaped sphere man sponge holder oh he’s going it all right that’s pretty smart that’s from the movie all right 10 out of 10 ham hot dog burger that just looks like a heart attack and really gross I’m not going to lie like hot dog and burger meat they just don’t seem like they meet well you know meet meet in the middle well you know it’d be too much meat and I’m an expert on meat talking about wieners my biotal collection and a few other hidden sets uh what about an purple owl is biot tenacle also since wi is the the the guy who Vincent Van go bioanal huh a small trampoline hand tattoo this would entertain me all day long yeah until it starts to fade and then it just looks like wiener in balls now I have seen it all you can get a crap strap to help you go to the bathroom in the woods handsfree just bend over what is your guys’s problem like what are you pooping your own pants with them pull you don’t need this just Crouch down and stick your butt out ped shape shanana it’s a sh banana I found this shrimp ikibana yesterday on flea market and now my life is complete yep my life is also complete also my little one that thinks the the bottom kind of looks like a woman’s privates just me I haven’t seen that many or any in real life but like I’m just saying want to carry your laptop on your butt here you go big pocket pants shove your laptop in there and sit on it and break it although I would like to to put a bunch of Sprites in my butt that would be really interesting feeling I’ve only done four though five seems like a lot my wife said I could order a new barbecue and didn’t want to help me pick one out this will be arriving in 8 weeks she is not a Star Wars fan uh this should be funny it’s an at at that looks like custom made at it also that’s fantastic but I feel like it’s going to fall over how to give burglars a heart attack Japanese engineer creates creepy spot of NightLight that walks around your house at night dude can you imagine like if you had pet cats and you just turn this on one night and they just hear like and then it kicks open the door and the cats just panic and run all over the place Millennium Falcon waffle maker this is cool but I have an R2D2 toaster that I wanted in an arcade Transformer pandra Transformers more than meets the eye I really want to plug in that Panther come on I had to meat shower curtains okay I’m just going to say it people know what meat curtains means right that’s a that that’s a that’s an inuendo cool and all but I don’t want that in my I have a Gibby G give me uh you know shower curtain I don’t need this be on guest beond guest this is terrifying this is not cute this is terrifying I feel like I’m going to end up in some movie and that’s going to end up being me turned into a glass Lithuania has made a map of magnets in which each magnet can only be found in a specific area to boost tourism specific local tourism I mean that is really cool and all but I just don’t see people going to Lithuania to collect magnets except for really insane people these bant shoes h i infringed from head to you like my bot b a home like this I wouldn’t want to live in that I’d like I’d trip with like a knife in my hand and I just pop it a two-finger waving hand that attaches to your Das so you’ll never miss another car wave again huh that’s pretty cool I know what else I could do with those two fingers but that’s just me headset receiver for smartphone that’s that’s just dumb i’ I’ve seen people do do these before they just you look so stupid in public who else needs a Death Star fire pit it’s on fire just like all the people that blew up in the death star or alderon a die cutter for spray paint stencils buy me no I’m good thanks though a not upside down car yeah I just feel like it’d be kind of funny if you rolled it even if you passed away cuz like it’s right side up finally this Bob Ross toaster there’s only ever happy little mistakes I saw this beauty in North Carolina yesterday uh brings back Dixie cup memories baby also water tastes better out of these right that and styrofoam cups when there’s ice in it I’m not insane right this miniature Sewing Machine music box I thought that was a real sewing machine I must be really stupid but that is amazing craftsmanship new pillow lets you sleep while being prayed on by an adorable red panda I I know it’s made of fabric now but I thought it was like made of glass like that’s a good way to die who wants a waffle I do can all the keys be s e and X please talk oh tobacco jelly beans oh oh no Tobasco not tobacco I was like who would eat tobacco jelly no Tobasco yeah but that’s just Red Hots put inside a a Tabasco jar that those are literally just Red Hots good looking elegant and classy only 110 bucks the travel knit four piece four pieces that make four outfits all for 110 bucks this is this is some 70 levels creepy right here this pizza box comes with a mustache you stick in your nose and it hangs there oh yeah actually not a sponsor but screaming Sicilian is like my favorite frozen pizza they have like the it’s called the Mambo Italiano it’s like their their meat pizza so good and the mustache is really fun a tiny condiment picnic table I need it uh do you need it you’re right you’re right I need it it looks fun it looks fun to do Boba gaming PC doesn’t it look delicious I’ll leave that up to you this it’s just like dyed water right like I mean it’s purple so I assume it’s like a Terra milk tea looks fun uh I I I love to have a PC like this measuring cups designed to visually depict the fractions they represent I know I’m getting old when stuff like this excites me zipper Pond oh that’s really clever the Pond’s a little small though wouldn’t you want to make it a little bit bigger I think it’s cool but it’s a little small the design of this table oh yes the uh the chain tables where there’s no actual legs and it’s just physics that is keeping the table up looks really cool they are not very stable though like they’ll stay there but like they are very you know you kind of have to they get rattly I wrote a book about fermented food and drinks and then bound a copy of it in Kombucha leather SL Vellum ooh that’s really cool looking of cabbages and kimchi is a really great name for a book like this this mustard tube squeezer but for toothpaste that seems like it takes up so much space on your on the desk like it just I don’t know this slide viewer from the 50s and 60s you just put the thing in there and it and it projects it no Machinery nothing like that I don’t know the science behind it but I’m impressed periodic table kind of unconventional but I love it that actually is super cool only one bench though kind of stinks I know it’s supposed to be like that but you’re not going to use that whole table yourself this curtain designed that ensures there is no annoying light Gap in the middle why is this not standard like I feel like this is very important we should we should be doing this that looks ugly as hell where do I get one oh it’s like a little like a like a snow mask that makes you kind of look like the tusin Raiders it is really ugly I’ll give him that I don’t want one so iPhone right oh F no ew ew ew ew I’m not looking at that that’s disgusting eyes creep me out I’m sure you know this eyes creep me the hell out I don’t like it here’s an end grain cutting board I made it’s my first try at this design there were a few issues but the next batch will be better Wen African mahogany and hard maple oh my God you made that that’s crazy impressive holy sh is dude I love that full-sized Porche 997 replica that conceals a 1x 32 scale workking wooden slot car track faithful to the iconic Layman’s Raceway oh wow oh my God it’s okay that’s crazy that’s crazy cool holy sh dude that’s insane I love that oh wow the close-ups even better holy crap okay I’m actually just like stunned and baffled by this and they the cars a remote control right like it’s an actual racetrack that’s so cool refrigerated kitchen drawers oh yeah this is just rich people’s stuff what do you need all that for like whatever shark pigs in a blanket mold okay what you put the bread in then do you put the wiener in after I don’t know this is confusing me retired RPG made into a lava lamp I need it oh it’s a gun like a like an RPG gun not like a role playing game I was like how does that work that doesn’t make any sense sense this does and it’s kind of cool you can plug in anywhere on the Square God is that you this doesn’t seem safe something about it just does not seem safe miniature mini golf how many holes is it is it a is it like a nine-hole mini golf course on a table that’s super cool but oh my God how I I want to play this villoy and Bach labu Bowl B flat white Universal plate white serving plate white Universal plate white bll flat white bull white so you get two regular bowls two flat Bowls two plates and a serving plate all in a ball that’s super cool bring this to a friend’s house who doesn’t own a cat and stick it under the door frame while they’re in the bathroom well good thing they’re in the bathroom cuz if somebody did that to me i’ poop my pants this toilet is merged with the sink when you wash your hands it fills the sistern with the waste water and uses it to flush oh you know that’s not the worst thing it’s a little weird like practically useful I bet it’s useful I bet it saves a lot of water but it was just like I don’t know it’s a little weird oh shark fin ice molds this is so sick oh I love that that is yeah I’ve seen these before but like I always like forget because it’s such like a little thing and then I see it again and I’m always impressed crochet pill bug I don’t like bugs but this is co this is cool I guess this skull-shaped charcoal takes barbecues to the next level it’s it’s okay it’s a little creepy not my thing SNL Spider-Man Marvel Team Up featuring Spider-Man and the not ready for Prime Time Players oh like Saturday Night Live Spider-Man and Saturday Night Live interesting I I I don’t think I’ve ever uh I don’t think I’d ever guess blueberry bonsai tree and someone in the comments said they have a pomegranate one final blueberries this season from blueberry Bonsai that’s cool I’d love to know how you did that actually incredible incredibly impressive incredibly beautiful all that hey wait charge your phone you’re at 16% dude visiting my mother and she has the most unsettling toilet paper holder I’ve ever seen why I can’t tell if why is that toilet paper roll so huge like what why it looks like it’s just abnormally big hand cake sausage and egg flavored Ramen ew those don’t look good at all does it have is it just noodles or does it have bits in it too it looks like it’s got like bits of egg and stuff but no thank you a pen holder I just bought oh you killed a man how dare you turn yourself into the authorities this instant I’m only buying things I really need from now on also me this lock Nest Ladle is made of 100% BPA free toughen nylon and will always stand up right in your pot serving soup has never looked so cute that is really cute the little little Nessy MF wearable sleeping bag no no no no no no this tipf free restaurant in Ohio Equity pay and pricing model we are a tip free restaurant the entire cost of Labor is included in our prices we do not feel it as our guest responsibility to compensate our employees our dining prices may appear to be higher but they are actually less than they would have been under a previous model when you included an average tip 44% of all D in sales in 33% of all delivery and Carry Out sales are dedicated directly to the crew compensation and we call these amounts the equity pool as our success grows so does our employers compensation All crew members receive a base pay and also a share in the remainder of the equity pool each crew member’s individual share in the equity pool varies according to the contribution and number of hours worked crew members collectively have a voice along side management and ownership and each crew member’s equity share this is different than profit sharing because the employees percentage of Revenue is guaranteed regardless of profit or loss our D in prices are higher than our carry out prices because it costs more and requires more labor to deliver a quality table service experience and it does to provide food for carry out this is very different uh I I love the idea of not having to tip people because the restaurant itself will pay the the people how they should be paid it’s how it works in almost every other country don’t don’t know how it why it has to work here in in in the in States like that $10 popcorn that has compliments or insults on the bag double good sweetie you salty $10 popcorn for that little thing no thanks defender of the kitchen oh that’s a cute little knife board I love that and the sharpener like their sword that’s cool Magneto paperclip holder oh that’s super funny I love that that’s super sick Winamp player what is a Winamp is my I mean I know I’m old but I’m like not this old I don’t know what that is a woman’s glove from 1850s in London used for self-defense oh it’s got little knives on the ends like little little Talons everyone should be doing these I mean we we need these now more than ever gave my woodworker friend a sketch idea for storage he delivered ooh it’s for like records and stuff is that glass animals Dreamland what a based pick I love that album oh my God you know Exquisite taste I love that oh yeah glass oh my God he’s got it’s all organized and stuff too glass animals gorillas Joy Division Johnny Cash excellent oh and there’s the there’s the the sketch cool oh you have a spot for you to switch in the PlayStation yeah I just saw that is that a PlayStation 3 oh my God when I’m president of video games all games will have an adults with busy lives feature hi I see you haven’t played this game in a month here’s a reminder of the last things you did and where you need to go next press X for a quick tutorial of the controls you forgot not to talk about Pokémon again but uh in Pokémon fire red and leaf green uh every time you booted up the game it gave you a quick like three or four step synopsis of what you did last time before you saved like the last like you know what Pokemon you caught or what event or what trainers you beat you know stuff like that and that was the only game that they ever did that other than like diamond and pearl with the the journal the pal pad or whatever it’s called and I think more games should do that this glowstone lamp it would look so much better if there wasn’t a redstone torch under it like I know that’s how it supposed to work but it’s just ugly The Future Has Arrived my friends Demolition Man new three seashells kit I’ve never seen Demolition Man I don’t know what this means R5 there’s more than meets the eye with that new firmware huh I don’t get it I’m not a camera guy what’s happening here oh that’s a big lens cool cool I guess yeah oh it got turned into Optimus Prime it’s a Transformer camera now oh oh oh it’s all hitting me now okay I see it took me a second the one on the left is the actual camera and the one on the right is Optimus Prime as a camera that’s that’s cool okay you got me armchair stairs circuit 1840s why oh like is I mean is it like a stool thing weird I don’t know oh we got a Boba Fett style car it’s called fets vet nice I I mean this the paint job is sick I love this I built the euthanasia coaster oh in real life you built the euthanasia coaster out of what is this called like connects or something yeah this is bound to kill somebody someone suggested I post these headset crowns I made here oh cute the little 3D printed ones you can do on your on your uh headphones you know you got Princess Peach uh the the bowette crown uh Daisy I assume is that top one it’s cool I like them they look good roof tiles featuring integrated bird shelters oh that’s really pretty oh I love that idea we should start doing this everywhere give Birds safe places the live sdxl scent diffuser extra large oh surely not oh my God no thank you that just seems like it’s going to be overbearing and it might be purely decorative but even then it does not look that good a mattress with built-in arm slots for Sid sleepers I need it I sometimes am a sid sleeper and sometimes I think I might like this but also I feel like it’d be so uncomfortable warning do not dumb here no dumb area a smart hummingbird feeder oh yes it’s a camera that sees it’s a hummingbird and then lets the hummingbird do the thing great I love that fallout boy figurines why do you need this this is like so out of place this is this is weird Okay this TV show idea MTV should do a show where they have a young woman read three of the horniest messages from guys in her DMS in front of the three men’s moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue that’ll teach those boys a lesson that’s for sure I always dreamed I’d have my own in action figure falling asleep on a pile of unfolded laundry like a lazy piece of trash the action figure wow you know they really just captivated with the actual feeling of doing this is like tactical Crocs when someone breaks in your house bust out the tack Crocs kick them in the face with your Tac Crocs now for sale at Tac crocs.com the electric knife that looks like a chainsaw Mighty Caba makes carving fun no carving is not fun at all but I do appreciate that it’s only $12 at your local like you you know hand me down store heard a weird sound turned around my supervisor controlling a teeny forklift and placing a teeny pallet on a real pallet can I be your supervisor please please it just seems like he’s found happiness in his life and I really need that what is your reaction after reading this you’ve been poisoned thank God I can finally take a nap that’ll last a long time the astray can be used to hold chips no no those are fries first of all this is America at least where I am but french fries sound better than chips and chicken man I’m just saying old world map that’s really really pretty but maybe don’t rhinestone your old world map might have ruined its value homemade dark chocolate sandwich cookies inspired by John Wick they’re filled with whiskey chocolate uh ginach I don’t know what that is but they look absolutely delicious but I don’t take drink or eat alcohol flavored thing so I’m good the high school I delivered to has a skateboard parking space in the office thank you this is definitely in Florida no no I kid you not like it’s so easy to get anywhere on a longboard in Florida they just have these like a lot of businesses and stuff especially in Daytona Beach little fairy inside my key cap oh yeah dude these are like really expensive actually especially the Pokémon ones but I’ve always wanted to deck out my whole keyboard and like use like P put Pikachu and like B put Bulbasaur and stuff like that but I feel like I just wouldn’t remember what letters are what the boat cart drivable on road 150c now it’s drivable on road but is it legal on Road is my question either way I’m getting it and I and I love how there’s swivel chairs in there forged in the wood shop of Mount Doom we have the eye of saon it sees all the Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew you drink while gaming on it hey guys I know we’re doing didn’t know I wanted that but you know what I know I want happiness cuz I just can’t achieve that my dad made me a PBJ 2.0 when you close it you get nine different flavor combinations Rouse Jam honey marshmallow columns crunchy Nutella creamy me Jesus Take the Wheel what oh rose rose I thought it said Rouse I thought that was like some type of special Jam but also no I’m not sure marshmallow mixes wao with peanut butter I’ve never tried that I might have to try that this was at a garage sale and all I kept thinking is who the f had this hanging in their house me me I would definitely have this hanging in my house I like how everybody’s eating their own food and praying to God for some reason baby foldable hot chair that just doesn’t seem safe if I’m going to be honest I feel like it’s going to fall off I wouldn’t say I need a magnetic Goose but I’d feel a lot better if I had one especially for home defense and I like that you gave it a little ribbon you know on its neck pretty bone shaped sugar cubes I would just eat them all I’m not going to lie like yeah I just eat them I love I love eating sugar cubes also it’s technically not a cube anymore heart vase that is cool and all but I I’m going to break it white chocolate Easter milk bottle ew no no no cool idea I like it but no one likes white chocolate don’t say you like white chocolate you’re lying to yourself white chocolate is just gross this desk has a thing to put your feet up I don’t think that’s actually what it’s for but I’m here for it’s probably for like pulling out some balancing check board thing I don’t know I found this at my University they are plugs that allow you to plug in two large power cords without bending them what you didn’t know those were a thing yeah those are just a thing dude yeah most places had those I bought my dad some mugs with little ceramic doggos at the bottom he just handed me coffee but I can’t fill it up more than that or the dog will drown fill it up fill it up and drink the dog to safety I sure don’t need a Fresno Nightcrawler plush but I sure as hell want one hm what is a what is a fesso Fresno what is Fresno somebody tell me that is not a worm Takis popcorn ew I’m just going to say ew I don’t like Takis and spicy popcorn just sounds gross fanny pack for Mom damn right is for Mom she got to show off a dad b sometimes that’s the cutest sock I like it but I just feel like it’s going to be uncomfortable to wear in shoes especially if few of high tops with those back legs new Japanese restaurant dresses their Sushi up to look like cute anime style punk rockers hm what is that middle one I’m going to say it it looks like a poop it looks like a poop and the other one on the right’s a hot dog I never knew a hot dog came on Sushi the snidget spinner I found at a small local bookstore snitch it nice also I like your mouse pad German Discounter l d is selling drill bits in beer cans Bahar bit set you how do you get that open okay the lid definitely opens normally but why are you selling this in a beer can somebody tell me somebody who’s German comment down below and let me know long animal plush pillow yeah I bought one of these for my editor I bought the cat one with the paws up they’re pretty fun and very comfy loneliest house in the world Iceland and my Dreamhouse from today I didn’t know I wanted that till I saw this picture please please I could die happy here just let me live here alone from the world no internet no nothing and I can be happy I’m going to be honest bubble Minun I bought one of these as an adult legally I bought one of these and it doesn’t work that great the bath mouthpiece allows you to breathe during a house/ hotel fire if you can’t leave the room patented in 1981 yeah that’s cool and on I get that you can breathe you know your dirty poo water but like you’re still going to burn to death like ah this air is oh God this Wiggly limed mirror with prominant butt cheeks hey girl what that thing do also it kind of looks like a wiener with balls just don’t make lightsaber noises please aim like a Jedi not like a stormtrooper now I’m going aim like a stormtrooper get it all over the place mark my territory Japanese Doritos is that is that filthy Frank I know it’s not but is that filthy Frank is that where he’s been this whole time oh my God life makes sense again beer cups with built-in Clips yeah this is cool and all but how are you going to drink that no no no for real how you going to drink that tell me tell me how you going to drink that without spilling it on yourself go ahead tell me raining Cloud humidifier what why do people want humidifiers I’m over here running my dehumidifier 24/7 I guess it’s cuz I live above like the swampy area of my house but come on it is pretty though anyone else take their work home with them Ryobi train horn this is only $155 my neighbors been playing really loud like really really loud Cuban music um and it’s been bothering me and I think I just figured out how to fix it every time he plays it really loud like so loud I hear it in my room uh I think I’ll just bust this out and start honking it cracker carrier huh neat that’s pretty cute like small things I like collecting small things give it to like some plushies or a cat I don’t want it I need it how to hold animals oh you guys didn’t know this thing oh that’s that’s the proper way to hold a crayfish not get pinched but they don’t like it also look at little hedgehogs on his back also the proper way to hold a frog is not hold a frog because the salts and acids on our fingers actually degrade their mucous membrane haha take that book this was found at an antique shop in Miami I’m Batman and I’m on vacation [ __ ] I like his Banana Shirt so so much the daily Boop 2023 calendar do I get daily boops or is it like once a month boobs I know it says daily Boop but I if it’s a daily one I might just buy it the crap strap is a tree pooping strap that that’ll help you poo in nature handsfree do you guys have a problem pooping in nature like all you do is pull your pants down and then you put your hands on your knees and then you stick your butt out and like kind of make a right degree free angle with your legs that’s it it’s not that hard Matrix chandelier you know fun thing about the Matrix every time they’re in the Matrix in the way you know everything has a hue of green and that’s like to show like computers used to have that Hue back when the movie was made but when they’re in real life it’s like brighter more colorful even though they’re in like a worse environment I I like the Matrix pizza pizza dip roller for a rolling dip on your pizza huh that’s cool and all but I think it’s stupid and a waste of money but I want one clear I need my toast clear imagine like the doctor mixes these up and he’s just like clear and then burns the patient’s chest Mike shower I guess singing in the shower finally makes sense yeah I’m going to be a pop star a giant Thor’s hammer whiskey decanter that holds a gallon of booze only the worthy can pick up drunk near now I can mule near cuz mule is like a type of alcoh yeah okay you moving on no socks on Tuesdays nope nope just no socks that’s the day you go uh toot foots out toots out I want this so bad I don’t okay no no it’s cool and all hear me out but see how close it is to the edge imagine banging your shin on an engine do you know how hard an engine is it’s really hard I’ve crushed my hand in an engine I don’t want to bang my shin on an engine feline friendly Furniture gives your cat a seat at the table making them the centerpiece at dinner time don’t you mean the catcher piece moving on item handful of teeny soda cans each containing a a few drops of pure flavor syrup if added to a glass of water the syrups turn it into soda imported straight from mini soda do these really like that’s cool that’s cool if they actually have it I know it won’t taste as well cuz it won’t be carbonated but that’s still cool I need these salt and pepper shakers I want to feel like the Fairy Godmother at breakfast lunch and dinner don’t forget brunch of course brunch is a given sir I Von this coffee pot it’s a frog but like cybertech I love it the dra a parrot why does this more like look more like a vulture to me and also there the Red Dot to indicate this is where my hearing is cuz that’d be pretty cool tortilla blanket when you want to feel like food forget the tortilla get me the or that’s clearly a waffle why does it say orange and why is the tortilla listed as yellow for donut holster I thought it was in front and I’m not going to lie the fact that like his hand was in that position I was like thought it was going to be like reaching at the bottom of the popcorn bucket type deal on a date Minecraft suspicious stew Pringles ew no no I saw these in the store ew no thank you this try that hooks onto my steering wheel making a little table to eat your lunch now this this is something that is nice but also your steering wheel’s pretty odd shaped I don’t think it’s going to fit everyone this looks like 3D artwork but it’s not it is an actual keyboard dope I want it I want to feel like I’m in Tron and I love the red on there the red is beautiful one to one scale pachu wireless phone charger my boss wanted printed came out way better than expected I mean hey dude I kind of like like this it’s a little little tiny bit off but I really really do like it 10 out of 10 bone head it’s a comb and a brush and it’s a toy this I do want as a huge Godzilla fan asked my GF to buy me a two pack of socks and she came back with these two pack of Tupac Let’s Go I mean I really really do like this but some people just won’t know which one their numbers are to be honest scroll s product of the sheriff on notingham all natural wood no stains or dyes ah oh that yes this is absolutely beautiful I don’t know what to say except I want one but I feel like I would break it all right this this I need because I’m not doing too well mentally guys and I just feel if I if I can go and hide away from the world in a in a Metapod life will get better TMNT air podc case Okay I want this but I specifically want Donatello’s damn it I like purple this is cool and all but I just feel like I’m going to break it somehow it seems hard to break but trust me I’mma find a way I’mma do it a full face prosthetic mask that allows you to evade CCTV and facial recognition is this illegal also this man looks like he’s going to murder me from the movie hush I’m not really sure I want this this bicycle that is able to hold a small picnic okay that’s pretty cool and all but I just feel like you’re going to jostle around a lot of your picnics and it’s going to ruin it but 10 out of 10 for Innovation I made a custom Lord of the Rings themed D and D table with an elevating Central platform I really really appreciate this I really do I hope you got paid to do this or I hope you really really love DN D but also I just feel like it’s hard to play at if if you’re sitting down to a certain degree but the light up lights pretty good okay okay that’s even better I like the pallette in the center incredible blackout curtains create amazing City designs using light this is one of those things that look really good in the photos but you get and they just they just don’t look great The Only Furniture you’ll ever need that’s that’s damn right the only F you ever need you got a chair that’s fun you got a picnic table you got a playhouse and you got a bom might get to the chopper but take the selfie first my life just a happy little dumpster fire yeah y That’s me the happy little dumpster fire who reads memes on the internet to pay his bills I wouldn’t say I need a magnetic Goose but I feel a lot better if I had one I feel like I would never lose my keys and also I like that it has a little ribbon and a knife got mug last night I’m fine guy wanted my wallet but I couldn’t find it quick enough so he took my whole bag I walked past the bodega it happened in front of just now and found my wallet out front cash still inside highly recommend having a wallet that looks like this oh all right I uh I really do enjoy this nice nice even though you made it out of trash 10 out of 10 Rook Tower pack away wooden chest board all right that’s pretty freaking sweet just oh the board rolls out also I like that 10 out of 10 Japanese artist miru designs tissue box that’s made to look like it’s floating Iceberg can we get a like a little ti Titanic um I don’t know like hand sanitizer dispenser it would just be great the technology we always needed short side long side my God they’ve done it I want this couch I don’t know why but I don’t want this couch I just feel like I could live on this and forget all my woses now that’s a fishing deck M just kick back relax and kind of hurt your back on these shop edges huh I mean I like this but I also don’t want to imagine this man you know like doing a full-on split while his legs are broke at you know like uh 240 that looks rough or is that 2 no that’s 240 yeah it’s 240 okay I’m not stupid a coconut horse sound making thingy for bikes quiet down and take thy riches I need this my friend it’s milk and it’s in the shape of a or it’s cream your choice I accidentally typed in battle slippers instead the ballet slippers into Google images and I was not disappointed I feel like I can take ony world I’m painting old bricks to look like books for my garden I thought it’d share to give you all the idea too I have four more bricks to paint looking for cool Whimsical book ideas H the Chernobyl Diaries oh wait that’s a movie H uh 1984 George Orwell there you go I mean I don’t like it but I don’t hate it but where did you get such a realistic looking finger this cool bookmark yes cool definitely not going to stab myself crap my pants at 2 a.m. when I acent grab my book portable Christmas tree oh portal Christmas tree you’re an idiot cougar I am I’m so sorry also how does that stay on the roof did you glue it up there what’s going on did you call first H I didn’t but I’m going to knock really loud and that’s the same as calling right right okay now this is freaking sweet more pools need this I know it’s dangerous and probably someone’s going to die especially in America but let’s go let’s get one of these go B skull for pet rats I mean I like it but that’s technically the mother’s skull so did you kill the mama rat to make that Mom just I’m just saying huh I enjoy this it’s also kind of dumb I could do better with a hose and a spray bottle Tom’s flat also nice shoes bro where can I get that pair anyone know what these are so why am I just finding out divided cookie pans and POS exist where have I been why y’all ain’t tell me wait these exist I’ve been putting in three pans into the oven for no reason for years so many mistakes so many lost hours cleaning dishes my oven shows the time that you started cooking in case you didn’t set the timer please can I get an oven like this for the love of God there should be a hotline you can call where you can safely pronounce words you’ve only ever read out loud for the first time and they say oh sweetie and kindly explain how it’s pronounced can we make this for me can somebody please make this for me we all know I’m not good at pronouncing words I’m begging you nice but also I feel like uh it’s a little creepy for people who are afraid of diving oh is that made out of wood okay that’s dope this Dragon fireplace uh what’s on the ground right there that’s what I’m more interested is that like a unicorn flag or like a pegasus or something a raccoon trash bag mouse pad oh my God it’s better than all the hentai boo ones or butt ones or you know the thigh ones if you know what I mean this is so great I need this in my life bro really for people with Hollens I get it you’re rich you can afford a fancy $50 light bulb some of us can’t I need reflection trunk SW G got com Commando the tree I’ve always wanted a tree I’ve always just wanted to play with a tree is this a is this a industry obvious obvious plant no it’s a fox okay nice I enjoy this but don’t lose that red one otherwise you’re going to have a bad Christmas waking up cargo socks when you want to put the flipflops and the socks on where cargo socks oh no not you again go away cougar okay babe are you okay you barely even touch your nachosaurus Rex actually that’s not a Rex it’s a nachosaurus I get it I was making a joke on many Japanese toilets the hand wash sink is attached to that you can wash your hands and reuse the water for the next flush Japan saves millions of liters of water every year doing this that’s cuz Japan cares about their um their environment and uh they’re definitely going to uh destroy America one day I say this as an American a laser grid for your bicycle it warns you of the range ages uh when riding at night or you could just like tape a flashlight to the front that’s a lot cheaper but I like you fancy man it’s in Canada for 200 bucks hey there butd it’s a hipopotam man Brown I really I need this I need this in my life and the back opens I need this I am not doing well mentally and this will solve all of my problems my house makes got me a life-sized Danny deito cut out for my birthday and it’s the best thing ever people come over I’m just like sorry I’m on the phone with Danny deito who’s in my house Hey look it’s a sheep dispenser for toilet paper I can imagine when I’m wiping my butt with a live sheep all right it’s pretty nice I feel like you have better things to do with your time but I appreciate the craftsmanship 8 out of 10 I would like to be assisted I would like to shop on my own now this we need more of this in the world I don’t need you coming up to talk to me I have social anxiety but this this is when I do need help like in the aop part store nice nice 10 out of 10 City plan this 12 milliony old praying mantis in Amber anyone else hear the Jurassic Park theme going off no just me I I feel like we can make it happen guys come on Japanese engineer creates creepy spider NightLight that walks around your house at night yeah I’m I’m not scared of ghost but if I hear and then just see like a slow ominous light coming no no why you like this Japan printed a cfus statue to push my TP up a shelf for all eternity oh syphilis is that his name I what’s his name the guy pushed the rock up the hill and then he kept going back down you know I know it I don’t care for his name though door knockers from the movie Labyrinth um I still have never seen this movie and that’s tragedy cuz I have very similar eyes to David Bowie this elbow dropping rear window wiper boom crash baby do you think if you uh maor like window washing fluid red it look like blood that’d be pretty sweet capture Laboratories oh my may cause to Forest an active tissue hydration oh I get it you’ll drink water I need a dumb person version of this water bottle these erasers slowly go bald as you use them I mean I like that and all but uh why is the uh why is the man looking so concerned when he’s got all his hair that’s a nice hair cut come on my dude wheelchair made for Holy Roman Empress Elizabeth Christian brunic wolf Buttle 17 40 that is a couch on Wheels my friend I need one in my life she says she only like goth boys have you seen my gcks that’s right my goth Crocs or how about my kable sock I don’t know what to call these ones kasaks T tibles oh my God I need these crocodile socks now okay I really want socks like this but I wear high tops so there’s no way I could wear these comfortably but I just I just want them I need happiness in my life guys a tool for researchers to quickly Shuffle between different books or you know you could just walk across the shelf and ever think about that or you know lay them out on a table nah let’s have the ferris wheel of books that are going to fall off finally a chair that fits at least for half of humility no M the women what are you talking about the women can just put their legs like that they don’t have the balls a dick problem and let’s face it a lot of us guys me included a filling that whole thing out the red pill or the blue pill uh Neo I’m actually just here to wash my hands Morpheus um I’m going to do the blue cuz I don’t want to burn my hands I’m never going anywhere without my flip flers ever again you wear them your feet get raw and let me say you’re wearing socks with them and the mix match socks you’re a monster I mean I really do like this but they just feel like this would be a hassle especially with a KN for dumb people like me when your cats want to go outside but you just don’t want to let them outside also that’s a lot of cat litter boxes oh sweet octopus lamp thingy the lighting is impr practical the bulbs are hard to find and replace but M does it look stupid cool feline friendly Furniture gives your cat a seat at the table making them the centerpiece at the dining we all know that cat’s just going to like go up through the through the thing and like you know eat your food and also the cat is the main dish yeah it means you’re eating cat not making that joke but I will you’re eating sorry YouTube get mad visual guide to cooking tents all right I need this in my life this is freaking awesome a sitting Gadget to implement to your pants I I think they tried making these and they just were uncomfortable and not useful I would like this if I’m standing a long line but I just can’t see the purpose may I present you the floor mat in my calling Supra it’s the Matt from my childhood or the background of a to’s video I love it thank you I’ve never wanted anything more in my life ridiculous inflatable Swan thing it’s here it doesn’t know why it exists but it’s here many Ukrainian Street vendors sold custom printed rolls of toilet paper I mean I like it but I feel like this is going to be very rough butt paper um couldn’t find one so I designed and 3D printed a magnetic storm breaker I mean that’s cool and all but some of us don’t have 3D printers so like stop making fun of us man but it’s really really cool I love it even though I’m not that big of a Marvel fan just had to show you guys my new salt and pepper shakers I scored today holy crap that’s adorable shut Up And Take My Money hanging sign please leave by 9ine now this this I need this I need all the time and it’s going to get rid of the nine and just write every time bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz this is how I’m trying to luxur it like an exhausted witch such a long day let me lay in my single piece of quartz tub and get smooth Smokey skin that’s right I said smokey okay what are you going to do about it nothing