Dollar Signs AND Crowns – Chubby Behemoth #194 w/ Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund

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This week the boys are joined by Nick Rochefort. They reminisce about old tobacco, manic furniture changes, and when steak should be with eggs. Nathan talks about all the good food on Federal, forgetting who he’s talking to, and his ideal birthday meal as a child. DMX loved bowling. Sam shares that his grandpa watched him at buffets for fun, learning about oysters during shutdown, and his couch based fear. Everyone agrees that red-bean chili dogs are too much. Meetings can be hard.

00:00 I’m A Jock
01:42 John Jalapeno Popper
03:49 Living Shrine
06:04 Shout Out
10:54 All In This Together
12:58 Black Keys New Album
16:22 Digitized And Costumed
17:43 Nathan Lump
21:49 Old Country Buffet
23:22 Oysters
27:12 Scary PeeWee
30:38 New York System
32:19 Two Gun Tattoo
37:16 Dads Love Aerosmith
40:45 Take Control
43:13 You And Violent J

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
 
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have you ever had those Bey cigarettes they have yes those are gnarly dude we smoked those in high school like we were early on bees they were so aren’t they 10 cigarettes or something yeah they’re like little Indian blunts yeah you’re like mainlining the amount of nicotine that would be in three cigars and it’s wrapped in like wood the paper’s like Oak it’s like a cinnamon stick and you’re like you’re breathing it in as hard as possible yeah it’s like am I smoking you’re making F what are we doing here catching cancer acute cancer yeah and they smell terrible like got clove cigarettes get me horny cuz I remember going to Paris in the plat on Den in Denver and uh you know going to get coffee when I was like 17 and yeah I’m a jock but I read Hemingway you know and then you go in and there’s just like short-haired girls this was like before non-binary but they definitely would have identified that way now T tons and I just love shorthaired gaming girls and they would always smoke clo cigarettes and they’re like big novelty glasses and I’d be like under those glasses they’re perfect you know so now the smell of clothes I’ll be like M 17-year-old horny yeah DJs yeah God yeah that was a yeah that was a that’s a fun we did a black clo cig Dej clove cigarettes when when Sam and I first met and it was a a heavy set girl that smoked them and loved them I understand that I mean Ry is sponsored by cigarettes you get them free when you like this welome hey your parents are gone here’s some cigarettes they’re part of your tuition yeah here you go how we doing over there Lundy oh I think we’re good now I know you love producing the audio levels on this podcast like doing stuff gives me something to do while you talk while you don’t shut up yeah yeah I think so mhm all right all right well yeah we’re here of course you know who I am it’s me uh John popper John jalapeno poer yeah you’ve gotten hit with them oh recently the internet’s mean the internet’s so good though cuz you know the ones that really stick in your craw are the ones you’re like [ __ ] I should have been saying that about myself during roast oh sure yeah sometimes there’s some good stuff amongst the the trash the low hanging fruit yeah that’s John jalapeno Popper’s great low hanging fruit I love a short homosexual huh and we’re joined with the straightest homosexual I’ve ever met sweet Nick up here in Providence everyone yeah the power of a thousand the power of 10 gays a p a pile of 10 gays is what my uh my homophobic father used to say yeah your whole house is pretty much like no I swear I’m straight yeah no I know I know what this looks like but no no it’s just I love drapes yeah yeah no my dad un ironically used to say that like he would like change out the furniture and he was a car Sal but he changed out the furniture like a like a manic rich gay guy yeah um CU he had a friend at a furniture store but he would do like the lamps the rugs the tables every four months yeah and it was it was truly like a manic and he would kind of like openly say really funny cuz my Aunt Denise was uh like a quote unquote like ’90s uh I think it was was the term so I wouldn’t say I won’t you can bleep that out or oh by the way believes her I mean if if if you blast any hard ends we’re going to have to go no no no but anyway she was a self-proclaimed but um um and uh so a lot of gay guys used to hang out the house and she’ be like Oh Robbie and my dad would be like you know Robbie I’ve got the taste of 10 gay men I was like that’s a it’s a weird uh a weird Flex D he couldn’t say that he was the the equal to one very talented gay dude he had to be exponentially better and Robbie’s in the pulling his bolo tie being like those lamps though aggressive mincing is my favorite gay guy move yeah like he’s right just like through gritted teeth you know having to admit that I do have some taste it’s it’s fair though that’s that’s high that should be seen as highest praise though well dude like this walking around in your uh just your Testament you’re living Shrine to how great your tastes are we’re here at your home and outside of Providence and you guys all know Nick of course from scuff realtor uh mde back in the day pgl now uh and it’s just like I have such a hard time admitting that I like these things cuz I come from like the jock like no quartz is gay you know yeah exactly yeah like I’m going to sleep on the ground on a deflated air mattress because that’s what men do so it’s just really nice to like be in this place that is so just I keep saying appointed in Tony yeah Tony has been the word of the last like five days ever since I bought that house that house changed you I’ve been trying to cuz I would send the listing to my friends like where are you living and I’d send them a listing and it says you know $500,000 or whatever and I would say it’s a Tony neighborhood to try and like deflate whatever ideas they have of me Tony Danza neighborhood Tony Danza yeah Tony Dan Dan Dan Extravaganza remember them they were a power violence band out of Colorado Springs oh [ __ ] yeah yeah I I get asked if I like them a lot interesting what do you say uh I don’t I never I never heard them and I never looked them up but Chris likes them okay they’re cool right oh Chris for sure would like them yeah when he puts down the daughter’s LP yeah as soon as that one’s done um yeah yes but yeah dude I put on a cool shirt cuz I was nervous about meeting your wife in your beautiful home no so I wore like a nice shirt just in case was a nice shirt but no please God that’s that’s he’s he’s being you be of course it’s nice but uh no no you have to buying antiques is over my wife and I met and uh it just snowballed into a full-blown heroin addiction when you walked into and met her at that Syracuse Antique Mall yeah and she was back there twitching you know half of her hair was braided the other side was shaved yes and you’re like these rugs wow are the are these Moroccan rugs and she’s like they’re Algerian stupid yeah she’s like they’re Algerian stupid and then she coughed up her tooth right then you bought the tooth then I obviously came right away I tried to buy our dinner as fast as possible but she couldn’t hold on food because yeah she need the nutrients so bad she yeah she looks so malnourish for you getting her eyes [ __ ] out of her by a drummer fair enough I you know hey we all like our bad boys so I get it you I can’t get at for that what was the line you guys both said something oh Jenny and Johnny yeah you had the same burn I can’t remember it was Jenny Jenny we’re were at a Jenny Lewis show and Jenny Le mid show was like um I was like leaning on a pole she was just across from me and uh she was like shout out to all my straight edge friends and we’re both like G yeah he just both gag Jesus and then like she looked up she’s like hey you’re Nick from the Antiques small right and I was like yeah she’s like I was trying to find you for a couple weeks it’s not just what honey doesn’t Define me not my whole thing I dab I’ll sell you a Chrysler do you smoke cigarettes just like all the time then we got married you know immediately after that I got married yeah we’re uh similar you got us be by a couple years I think cuz we both started dating our wives in 2012 and I think you mentioned 14 years together I yeah oh really 12 uh ended up I’m coming up on 5 years married they got married in 2016 so you’re coming up hell of a wedding 2016 you got married what date uh June 18th oh that’s my brother’s birthday excellent he’s a good guy he’s a good guy he came he said Emily I’m the one what about back she like no you’re not you’re a [ __ ] realtor quit hang out with those Portuguese in Providence you know how I feel it’s brutal steaks shouldn’t be with eggs only in the morning that’s disgusting beef hit Portugues is a breakfast meal don’t they do like a like a soft boiled egg on top of a steak and you’re supposed to like break it up and run it through yeah and rice over rice like beef beefa B it’s a terrible name your language sucks it’s cruel it’s like like if buor went to Spain you know it’s totally made up and no one takes it seriously lovely people yeah musical you know great history of piracy really everyone kind of sweeps Portugal under the rug cuz they’re just like California of Europe but they were raising hell out there oh yeah the giant arm The Fleets of ships just going and grabbing whatever bringing it back yeah they had to like protect the west coast of Europe really yeah I don’t know from who though here I was thought just having great hair yeah that’s that’s what I thought they left the world was just lots of hair grow in girls with body hair oh yeah cute though cute stuff it is interesting when you meet a woman and she has just like thick thatch on her lower back yeah and you’re like man your country really fled some turmoil man you know how to put an egg on top of a steak yeah Portuguese girls are they’re they’re like a special and they’re like oddly beautiful they’re like almost unethical but does like less of an ethes they have like less of a bone structure which is beautiful if you if you are over 210 lb oh yeah like a just 19 to 30% body fat yeah now we’re now we’re talking yeah if your body mass index is question mark winky face sweet error pass yeah Portuguese women kind of look like if you had like a racist draw their idea of like what a you know like a lesser Dan woman would be and then they render a Portuguese woman you’re like oh you mean this beautiful princess yeah yeah yeah this great cook yeah exactly yeah with a great body and yeah this woman who will like open a clamshell with a toothbrush yeah they uh I used to smoke a lot of weed with my friend Diane who was like a fresh off the boat Portuguese chick beautiful girl beautiful sisters and like model gorgeous like truly uh awful with their money you know like love the like bags and [ __ ] and I like you know you your hairdresser you make like two grand a week put some [ __ ] money away D she like I know I know I just can’t whatever good idea but she would tell me she’d go home with her mom and like scrub a pig intestines with lemon juice and make they’d make [ __ ] e and then they store in a Home Depot pale and lard to the top beautiful girls telling you they’re scrubbing pig intestines um I so they can lard them yeah and then then they they they clean like a nice clean lard top and then store them I was like wow uhhuh we don’t have Portuguese out west what’s your do you have anything we have Mexicans m in Colorado we also have a fairly big like Somali Ethiopian population up in Aurora north of Denver really was it like a needle Vietnamese yeah we got the Vietnamese yeah Federal Boulevard is still like the old like good restaurants in Denver that don’t get mentioned when when it’s called the number one [ __ ] Pizza City they’re ignoring yeah some of the best Vietnamese uh and Mexican food all up and down uh Federal Korean Chinese oh you havei we have a lot here they’re everywhere now they’re really making a push yeah they’re they’re they’re uh well they once they switched to bitcoin that’s right they yeah they dropped on the Concord and came up over here yeah they’re all like Wolf of Wall Street now that’s right suf they’re going to take over the world I’m fully convinced that you know we’re [ __ ] I remember when they switched to bitcoin my dad was like it’s all going to be okay Sam everything’s going to pay off cuz he was a big crypto pirate guy really yeah my dad got in like early on bitcoin and [ __ ] and he’s like it’s that it’s the Jack Nicholson gift of just he’s like looking at like the the cooks differently now he’s like this yeah same team we’re all on this together brother hucker Bitcoin ethereum only baby I’m seating a [ __ ] yeah I’ve got [ __ ] node of ethereum seating and it is funny to like have like a guy who’s been fairly incompetent in every investment he’s ever made God bless him just smack us God I smack a grand slam on crypto yeah just cuz he had Wired Magazine H digital currency huh he’s he like half of the bag this is it yeah I can buy my Frank Zappa LPS without any money line this is good perfect what else do they have with the black web oh no oh god well yeah what else can cancel my call what else can I invest in on here oh no oh no oh Jesus no people are going to be spending this money though yeah eventually that’s untraceable is he a big is he a Bitcoin maximalist no he he he dips his toes sick but I think his biggest his biggest uh Holdings are definitely Bitcoin and he won’t tell us how much but he always will just be like don’t worry when I die everything will be okay and it’s like everything’s okay right now yeah know it’s fine it’s fine I like you being alive Dad I know he’s the everybody from Bitcoin never says the amount of money no no no no and it’s like it’s go Sam I guess so yeah I guess so I’m like no it’s not it’s Dad where do you learn the word go call me buddy again man I’ve been hanging out with this guy in Ro Island he say he’s like 10 he say he’s like 10 of them I’ve they love the lamps I like lamps too anyway he’s mincing at your wife Emily put a brawl stealing my son away from me we were best of friends yeah no she she loves my dad they get along they have like like long phone calls that I don’t know about really yeah and then my dad or my my wife will be like yeah talked to Emily the other day she’s uh and she’ll he’ll tell me something that I didn’t know about her and I’m like why won’t she open up to me in this way wow yeah it’s very strange she doesn’t want to bother me she says she’s like I know you got a lot in your plate so that’s that’s sweet and Sweet when my wife talks to my parents I there’s like a a nice warm feeling of like cool someone called them right yeah yeah yeah it it is a nice like thing as you I can only imagine what my car salesman father’s like trying to yeah yeah yeah you know like that kind what is your dad and your wife talking about like what the [ __ ] I don’t know because my dad’s whole thing is like uh hey did you uh hear the new Black Keys you know yeah like my dad just is in retirement and he like listens to cool music and bakes his weed cookies and then Emily will be like we had twins die on the table you know like they don’t have anything to talk about crazy what else have you ever seen a bad car accident I like the gruesome [ __ ] anybody’s like head ever have to get peeled out of a guard rail but lived she’s like well want fractured skull this woman he’s sending in pictures like fireable pictures from the ER like a woman’s face like caved in like man St sent me sick she so [ __ ] cool I didn’t Dad yeah [ __ ] last Thanksgiving I was at his aunt and uncles and his dad was there and I was very stoned trying to talk to him about like how we had gone to Tokyo and what we were hoping to do with like the footage you know sell it whatever and I you know halfway through I’m like God you’re so stoned and I almost got embarrassed or like weirded out and I was like he’s the last he’s higher than you like and he doesn’t care and yeah it was so funny it was like oh this is his dad and you know I forgot who I was talking to and then I was like yeah no this is the perfect guy to talk to and like be incoherent or whatever Elders are the best to be hystone around cuz they don’t care no they’re the only ones that don’t like our age folks would would call you out faster right oh God how high are you yeah you wreak like weed yeah that kind of [ __ ] that passing judgment like biker like my mom smokes biker weed you can get you can [ __ ] like [ __ ] your pants in front of her on like letting your body go you know like smoking like some weed that makes your body higher something like literally like loose [ __ ] like oh you put you got a little [ __ ] in your pants get you the like real chill about it like oh Rocky’s probably got some shorts that’ll fit you yeah they’ve seen it all Rocky’s been living in the shed for a while he’s a good guy good Lo lock your trunk fine that’s good that they eat they eat the weed huh oh yeah yeah yeah my dad eats weed and then he’ll smoke weed and then he’s just very quiet and uh everyone’s nervous that he’s having a stroke or something cuz he’ll just like sit and be on his touch your nose yeah exactly he’ll just look up raise your hand it’s so nice here back to his phone wow yeah he’s a weird old dude that’s interesting like liking cool music and being into bitco your dad’s uh definitely cooler than anyone I mean aled about on the Pod off and my dad always he like ruined cool music cuz he gave me the like the real version of it m it’s like I’m trying to like rebel by listening to blink2 and he’s like you like the buzzcock you like the buzzcock like slide a buzzcock album underneath my door trust me for the record player he bought me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he’s he’s setting you right down the road he’s correcting you as you’re making mistakes you listen to Color Me bad yeah exactly he’s like what the [ __ ] yeah godamn yeah he’s a good guy he we get him on the Pod sometime he would hate that yeah but we could tell him that he could talk twice in the hour and and it would be fine and then I think he maybe would be he probably would to wear a costume and be digitized made as pixels or something that’d be fun for him if he came up with that idea like that’s it your Dad’s going right you that should just go to La and start producing TV you should go to Milan where the real action is Sam he’s always telling me where the real stuff is going on it’s true he’s dead accurate he’s like look the Greek Banks is what you want to invest in Portuguese real estate and po on the come up yeah that’s the that’s the other half give you a Golden Passport you just got to own a little bit of land like I already did it it’s 375 bucks I filed you for one I I did an es Corp what the [ __ ] my dad loves es Corps I’m an es Corp and he wants to set up a shell es Corp yeah trust wait till he I’m sure actually what am I talking about he knows trust no one Cooks the books like Dave T and he’s really excited because he he wants you to start making more money so that he can do your taxes cuz he needs another project really cuz he figured out my tax is how to do it and streamline it and he’s like yeah I just want to get I want to get under the hood on L’s books he asked you and you didn’t know if he would be into it that’s great well he got his girlfriend now he’s got a few years that he could do of my taxes catch me up good good news let’s I I did unemployment during covid it was sick and they were like you can do you know we can take it out or you can you know pay us eventually and I was like yeah I’ll pay you eventually give me the lump give me the lump sum they call me lump so I [ __ ] lump they were like what and I God I can [ __ ] I’ll give it back it has nothing to do what let let me hold it for a while I’ll give it back da Dave can help me give it back and uh if he wants to do Mutiny and Megan no no no taxes he want to work on thriving businesses shut up you can get creative with it yeah that’s they’re sexy counting sexy again I like I had a half of a thought cuz I had such a good time setting up all the accounting and I was say like I have like my buddy my best grown up is an account he works for a firm has murgers and Acquisitions the conversations are always the coolest cuz they buy and sell companies right but they’re not pretentious like uh you know Wolf of Wall Street [ __ ] but they business is fun to talk about if it’s not delivered to you by a [ __ ] coked out [ __ ] right it’s kind of it doesn’t have to be pure evil whatever yeah it doesn’t have to be like just like oh this one guy sold his uh floring company for whatever $6 million and he started buying Farmland in Indiana and like buying existing not like corn uh like widows like already subsidized corn yeah yeah yeah and and like cool you know like I bought three bowling alleys for this guy like I figured out how much they’re coming back yeah yeah people love turns out people love bowling yeah DMX loved bowling um thex DMX was a local bowling hero here is that really Earl yeah ear yeah everybody knew him what so like yeah DMX used to come up and like St at a campground like a not like not even like a fancy one yeah and uh DMX was like a local hero everybody like knew him as Earl and he was like a great yeah I’m like man that’s that’s so cool but yeah I think he started off the the B bowling Renaissance in Rhode Island like why was he so smitten with with Rhode Island clams clams Seafood uh clams New York uh New York rap loves Ro that guys love shellfish adore it yeah like my brother-in-law is like oh he thinks shrimp is like the coolest thing and he’s got good taste otherwise but it’s like shrimp stinks Mel lobsters too you know we don’t have them so it still a Tre LOB I I was last night at the comedy connection I tried to riffing on Lobster pots and how the Portuguese are always stealing the lobsters from the pots and it didn’t work and then you told me cuz you don’t have lobster here yeah we Cog clams yeah I Lobster like look at this rich guy talking about the rich Lobster there’s a place that has unlimited lobsters it’s called The Nordic Lodge I’ve waited my whole life to go it’s 175 bucks a plate non all you can eat lobsters I get in there my wife and I finally takes me for my birthday 2 years ago and and I’m like it was 90% black and I I was outside having a cigarette and I wed up I was like I got to ask and I was like a lot lot of black guys I feel you know and she’s like we take the bus from New York every week wow and she’s like there’s a huge bus that comes in and she’s like we all come out and I was like she’s like it’s a huge deal you can’t eat this much fresh New England lobster no [ __ ] way I I had nine lobers what the [ __ ] yeah I had nine I got to nine I made the mistake of having like uh but me it was me and the Asian guys clobbering the the N metrics the Asian guys knew right there was like king crab legs and lobsters they’re money balling the buffet they were literally really we’re both like we’re both doing numbers in our head like the lady with the GE the geometry and The Cone yeah you’re beautiful mind yeah yeah but it’s just getting more Lobster smelling like filth you’re like weighing the shells afterward yeah like oh man I mean got clear that was 9950 worth of $75 a pound meat so I got my wor my again Mel his grandmother is Korean he’s half black half Korean and we go to the buffet with her and it’s you’re going to be there for three hours cuz she’s from a war torn place where food was like you know what you wanted for your birthday was like an extra portion of rice yeah and she goes in and she like sits down and the first plate is like jello cubes and mushrooms just like big mushrooms and you’re like what are you doing over there and she’s like setting the base for the horror that I’m about to inflict on this business own this books she figured it out dude you would be made to look a fool trying to eat next to her yeah cuz she does it like no one else well we’ve talked about you know for uh birthdays growing up a lot of times I’d want to go to Old Country Buffet and my grandparents would take their time and probably eat more especially cuz I’m 10 right but I’m like just you know fried chicken and mashed potatoes and they’re just like salad my mouth is the plate and yeah they they they did damage for sure and I just thought that I thought they were blowing it cuz I didn’t pay attention and thought that them going slow meant they were eating less but they we were watching them you knowl a couple extra plates my hobo grandfather’s idea of opulence was Old Country Buffet at the Park Meadows Mall really and he would be like after football practice you and David Bor your cousin were we’re all going to go out to the Old Country Buffet how’s that sound I’d be like great time with Grandpa then we just get there and then he would just like eat soup and watch us eat and every time we came back with a new plate he’d be like that’s a good plate he wasn’t even in it for the eating he just wanted to see that we could eat as much as we want yes you know he had he had to like make Sor gum to survive in the 30s look at us now look at us now catching diabetes that’s right that’s a fat boy yeah that’s my boy he’s a fat boy I made him that way I can and I can make him even better with this this here Buffet those were around but knowing like the the seafood gluttony is like uh known when you’re kids like you make friends with clammers and you you eat like 500 clams in a holy [ __ ] everybody’s got an uncle who ate like the 50 oyster yeah you know like just gave himself iodine poisoning just in a backyard somewhere drinking Coors Light March of 2020 my wife was doing a uh rotation in a hospital in New Orleans and we’ known about it and my mom and dad it’s our favorite City we went down there and then obviously the world stopped and about a week into the pandemic my mom who was in a wheelchair and couldn’t talk that well was like oysters and we’re like I know Mom but the world’s over you know go out to Bourbon Street like there’s no one on the street it’s crazy and she’s like oysters and we’re like yeah that’d be great and she’s so she [ __ ] puts her scarf around her neck and then just starts Wheeling herself to the door and she’s like oysters so we’re like okay dude we get it so Emily sourced oysters from Like a Dude down the street and we would just buy bags out of his truck for like 20 bucks oers figed Rockefeller I just remember my sitting many oysters that she like literally [ __ ] her chair that night yes and the next day my dad was like taking a like a pillowcase out and I was like where are you going he’s like we got to do some laundry I was like what happened and my mom just pops her head out and she says I [ __ ] like smiling like the work is done yeah Emily had to learn how to make a mojito and we had to figure out oysters or else she was going to like you know she start prostituting herself she would have left in the night you would have been sleeping for eight hours and it would have been enough for her to get a few blocks away and then you would have known which direction to go just a street person don’t get me the seafood I’ll go on Girls Gone Wild that’s thre this is where my son fed yeah for a lot longer than he showed up no that’s you like you like bar Street the the they do the Crawfish Boil they do they do do the Crawfish Boil and it’s okay but it’s a lot of sodium yeah I just always feel really bloated after a crawfish boil and I think it’s a waste of time honestly it’s so much work for that little bit of Flesh have you gotten uh now you’ve been you’ve been eating well have you gotten the [ __ ] the [ __ ] oyster like treatment yet where there uh you know people won’t eat big cup big oysters like oh yeah the big ones yeah yeah yeah like people don’t touch big oysters around here so that’s like warm water I guess yeah oh okay we used to get these things cuz the little fat ones are in cold water CU they’re more Compact and dense and yeah you get better flavor like minerality and Brian is that like viral Long Island like Rich Lady it’s like I like the all these massip pea oysters like that’s everybody’s brain up here yeah Tim Dyan spirit animals that woman yes yes no no no those are big and disgusting that’s like when Michael Douglas ate that horse [ __ ] fist sized oyster a month ago like a month ago I didn’t see yeah he ate a [ __ ] oyster the size of like your fist and I’m not kidding he’s like and it wasn’t a flex so I was like how is a millionaire this misguided in his oyster info like that’s disg like you should throw that oyster away yeah there’s no nothing to them they’re no the Shell’s bigger than your palm you shouldn’t eat it that’s what they always say yeah and if it fits into the divot right there that’s the one you want lucky limes Prince Edward Island Canada cups Canadian ones dude the Canadian ones are like if they’re on the menu you there’s a place in uh main there’s five but there’s one place it’s like all well of course and uh yeah they get like the Deep the cold water I’m like cold water small small cups and they’re like God I got you yeah and it’s all just [ __ ] me I would [ __ ] my that’s the best pants [ __ ] most deserved out of any of the pants [ __ ] oysters by far I mean last time I [ __ ] my pants horrifically was in Australia when I ate Burger King after drinking 15 pints and I woke up a wash in my own fluids no that was your mom that was your mom checking in but it was it was the other side of the coin well you well you were on the other side of the Equator it’s fine I was toilet spins the the water spins another way down oh man the toilet didn’t spin enough the bed [ __ ] the other way it looked like the bed [ __ ] me out that’s how much [ __ ] was in the bed I was just like a wash in maybe the bed maybe the bed ate oysters the night before I hope so I hope someone else [ __ ] that bed theed was smiling face down you couldn’t see that it had a face the bed had a full a grown man’s face underneath it and it was like he thinks he [ __ ] himself dude pee Herman used to scare me cuz all the couches had faces yeah then I would like be a kid and be like when’s he going to start yeah no no mouth on this chair I have [ __ ] the rack [ __ ] God damn it I [ __ ] a grown person uhoh you really had a Cavalcade of upand cominging comedians in here you had Ben Avery and Devin Costa yeah they had a blast over here yeah we were getting [ __ ] up I thought it was the best idea to get really [ __ ] up de was drinking gasoline yeah I don’t know what I I don’t know I I I stopped likeing drinking like uh two months ago like I don’t like drinking really I really actually fell out of love with it mhm after being in love with it since I was 12 you know really well huh uh and then I was like ah I just it [ __ ] me up for 2 days after I’m cloudy headed like I saw you guys yesterday I was like I barely I’m like you’re getting 30% of me yeah you like hail married a cheeseburger after three hot dogs yeah yeah that was like that’s what you do you know then I couldn’t find my headphones for two weeks you know like like your life just goes into a spin cycle of [ __ ] yeah watching you and Sam Hy eat cheeseburgers I was like this is surreal after the I didn’t I didn’t even know we order one we had the same same exact order I’m just like God damn it’s you know you hang it’s like our periods are synced up or something um a lot of times he’ll let me order first and just go yeah another one of those and and then I started doing it to him cuz sometimes you just don’t care and I trust them y that and like yeah he got three with fries and I was like yep three with fries well you trust but you were right to do four no fries four no would with no Fri fries an extra dog you could have had right yeah dog was even though they could have been done uh they could have been done a minute longer on the grill I would have liked a little more snap they were a bit soggy bit tubular you know yeah yeah no snap m you need to what’s what what’s the chili that’s like meat sauce like a celery salt loaded meat sauce dark salt [ __ ] your [ __ ] up it’s dark brown but yeah I wasn’t sure what was going color it was good tar like yeah that wasn’t people like really that and coffee milk is the one you usually eat them together we had that we did we started with the coffee milk this is his first time here yeah I’ve had coffee milk once or twice before but I haven’t been to to Rhode Island before so no we’ve eaten that an embarrassing amount of time you know if you live here but it’s it’s weird when you travel places and you’re like this is our thing right and you’re like it’s [ __ ] it’s but it’s from you know his Grandpa’s time like our ancestors would have you know the four things to make the the the chili dog and it got you through the the 30s so you went into the mine you you ate out of your helmet [ __ ] but there was something to it that I liked you know just onion and celery salt and a little bit of chili but not crazy it’s not a pound of it slopped on like I got I got over the red bean chili dog a long time ago I don’t like red beans in a chili on a dog it’s a big mess too much too much [ __ ] filler yeah you know it’s like I like theity of the exactly core components that’s what we need and what what do you call them just a hot wiener wieners wieners wieners four all the way that’s kind of like the order halloweeners New York system that place obviously got bought out um there’s I don’t know which one is the one you know went to Babas yeah which is the one which is the one where like that’s the one but I think there’s a better one I just don’t know I haven’t been to him in years sure sure I believe you you make him at home not really no I don’t know I I met I know like what the [ __ ] would I know on eating them [ __ ] oh dude uh I posted him eating at New York system and I fley I’m going to area out here buddy but uh H Foley from ru garbage hit me up and he’s like did how many did you have and I was like three and he’s like when we were in town last year I told the guys I was tired and I had to go to bed and I went to New York sist him and had six he went secretly ate hot dog I’m I’m shocked you guys can only have three and like 6 eight that’s normal it was middle of the day you know we had two shows that night I didn’t bring my pills my eating pills so I was yeah I was a little worried I’ve been pretty good the last like four days so I was like yeah I could have three and then I was I tried to have a [ __ ] impossible Patty uh at the club and they gave me the real thing and I ate those so I might be might might Scout real bad have tape I get some tap [ __ ] man the burger was good I didn’t send it back I just ate it of course he did we’ll see what happens I would have like to see what you could do on these eating pills next time see get he’s juicing yeah yeah yeah like I can SE in your eyes it wasn’t I didn’t I wasn’t uh taking enough alip purinol to prevent me from getting a flare up a couple weeks ago cuz I thought I could go hard with and then not worry about it he was like yeah your wife’s got me on two pills I’m bulletproof it’s like dude those you ate yourself into needing these pills these are the pills now this is you this is like your spine Barry Bonds my head’s getting bigger yeah my head’s swollen up like you’re eating four of them you look at me you remember the program when the coach realizes that uh ladimer is on steroids yeah and it’s just like uh like you’re eating eight and you’re like I look at you and instead of being sad I’m happy for you I’m like yeah yeah haven’t we should watch the program again it’s been a long time program Any Given Sunday we could do those back to back Any Given Sunday doesn’t hold up oh yeah is it two stupid cuz it’s uh 99 or whatever right when you were a kid you’re like oh yeah football must be this way and now I know football so well that I know that that’s not how it is typically that’s right yeah Cameron wasn’t punting yeah yeah alucino was doing his thing and Jamie f l j fighting in real life on dude Willie Beaman the lady steeman I got uh the same tattoo as him because I thought it was so cool I got two guns tattoo because of Willie beam what yeah holy [ __ ] I thought the two guns in the back was the coolest tattoo so the second I could afford a Willie demon tattoo you know when I was 16 I got the guns tattooed because of Willie demon that’s awesome holy [ __ ] steaming Willy be be keeps the ladies creaming creaming oh God it was a good tattoo Sam well if that if it came out funny it’s inspired by 100% I came out in 99 when did you get them uh 99 okay yeah yeah it came out Friday he got it on Saturday yeah you guys have tattoos when how old were you when you got your first tattoo I went on my 18th birthday my mom got me an Against Me song lyric tattooed on my leg and against me so yes man you’re like momento oh yeah for sure I only have words I I have words all over good for you I have words too I have a yeah I got this one I got ethic and optimism which is my two my parents I was a real poet when I was 18 yeah of course right yeah I mean dude says progress progress that says progress how stupid was that have a crown on them they have a dollar sign dollar signs and Crown crowns cuz I leg graffiti too yeah I got this one when I was 14 this was $50 no the guy I I went to go get Old English and he goes I don’t know how to do that so he’s like I’ll just do custom and I got him on a weight bench while he cooked macaroni and cheese yes he’s died he died of hepatitis you have your last name a tra because the Flies song oh sure remember the Flies got you where I want was a cool tattoo on his back that I was inspired by his lower every a lot of people did the shoulders you did lower cuz that dude did lower yeah I thought the shoulders look like a football jersey even though I played football and I wanted I I thought it would be cooler because if I played middle linebacker where you would cut your jersey oh yeah dude it would be intimidating if you’re Brian Bosworth that is hard as hell it it was very I was obsessed with Bri my my family was big Brian Bosworth he was killing people my dad I did that math in my head Stone Cold was the best movie of all time that no one knew about oh dude Stone I remember that being fun it’s been a long time but I remember it being fun I thought they flew a motorcycle into a [ __ ] helicopter and blew judges up in canoes and [ __ ] it was like ruthless murderers like it’s like if the IRA was cool yeah yeah there were like the I think the movie opens up with like a judge um like fishing with his grandson and they were like up like a child like immediately and I it was like nuts and I was like damn this movie my dad took me out of school to go see it oh dude yeah yeah my dad took me out of school to go see like uh [ __ ] um Kill Bill wow yeah Kill Bill one I got a miss school damn your dad is cool as [ __ ] he’s really the man dude you would love I mean I would say that about my dad but he’s one of those guys who can just talk to you about anything yeah and whatever you’re into he’ll be like oh yeah I remember in Paste Magazine you know he like cites his Source but it’s like a hipster Source you know magazine yeah my subscription to nylon was really good early yeah and that’s how I found out about Grimes really early on my dad turned me onto the streets dude remember all that British by the lights yes Dad was like here’s the streets here’s dzy Rascal like awesome thank you Dad yeah it was crazy your dad who’s your dad like [ __ ] Virgil abalo like like cool as [ __ ] my dad was just like a a hipster but you know he had to get like maximum rock and roll to be turned on to [ __ ] but then we were the first house to get the internet like in our community so he was in deep and I was downloading pornography what’s up I heard like a little chime over there you think we’re full up think there was some tinkling down here again Nick’s been fidgeting I’ve been fting no it was like a Ting well the phone’s on airplane mode and if it Tings it Tings That’s the thing that streets taught meting or Tings you’re you’re out here it’s a good idea yeah streets was like 16y old kid or whatever young I don’t know he was a white guy from like birmingh I remember when came around but I didn’t listen to him and that first album was so good when your head getting BL and know you can’t STP tinking of her you’re no fit and you know it you all fit and you know it I had this I bought this that was a that was uh streets is good damn that’s like real good for a father that’s like the most it’s the best recommendation I’ve ever heard a parent give ever oh dude drink drive we had opposite dads my dad was listening to [ __ ] Aerosmith and he put Bullet Hole stickers on his motorcycle he was a [ __ ] idiot my dad loves arrows SW them four times and I was like cool yeah the worst answer I just imagine your dad begging your tiny mother with his hands behind his head to AOS Smith just just bitting her trying to make it through one song it was Sweet Emotion and and we were in uh Fort Worth at hyenas a few weeks ago and we didn’t care you know they the guy was like yeah as far as walk up music we we have like a weird like little I can’t add download new songs so there’s just like these random songs that we play runs on coal yeah it was weird but yeah it didn’t make sense but we were like yeah fine so we don’t care whatever you play you play and I I came up to Sweet Emotion and it [ __ ] with me cuz I think of my parents the locked door to the bedroom and hearing Sweet Emotion and thinking well [ __ ] I was going to ask you know if we could go get Checkers but now I have to like go [ __ ] myself until they’re done it’s just Sweet Emotion and then your your mom muffled saying I don’t want to yeah your dad just being like shut I work really Harding my balls here give it to me there’s no worse uh there’s AOS Smith is a bad time and he’s he’s from around they’re from around right aren’t they from Rhode Island or new they’re right there though too they’re from like and they they sting like CU they’re so strong like you guys have any like big Colorado strong like you’re like everybody loves like uh like when new like New Jersey people like Bon Joy hurts your feelings so hard uh no cuz it was like bige Head Todd but that was Todd dominated Colorado when I was a kid kbco was always having bige Head Todd on and I was in Chicago till I was 12 so there wasn’t like I don’t know I guess the Lumineers are as close as we come wow yeah that like Stomp and hay music 303 was big yeah but they’re good dudes I bet they’re good yeah dude I [ __ ] opened for Gillis in the Paramount Theater in Denver you know the big theater yeah and uh and like on the last show of the four soldout shows he did I went up before him and I great set and I you know during that moment the handshake moment I’m like ladies and gentlemen the man you’ve all been waiting for the voice of a generation Shane Gillis and I turn and I shake his hand I said that’s how you [ __ ] do it [ __ ] so I just rock Shane that way and then as I’m walking off stage I hear him say Sam Sam sit down and like watch you know like watch me do this so as I’m sitting over there he’s killing he was pissed he was Furious cuz he’s a jock too I said it to [ __ ] with him of course and as he would tell a joke he’d be like doing his thing and then he’d turn to me and go but the Lumineers came out and I introduced The Lumineers who I put on the guest list to Shane and I was like hey Shane these are The Lumineers and Shane goes oo what a little climber you are huh Sam oh wow introduce me to The Lumineers like before he said hello to them you should you should you flick their song on I they’re uh yeah that’s that they’re famous as [ __ ] though aren’t they they’re huge man they’re huge that’s like the decemberist selling out in hours that’s right dude I’ve heard one song from them didn’t I never I I like I remember them but I remember then I saw their tour somehow the tour and then five friends like hey I’m going to see the December and I was like wow they’re monsters like that I don’t like celebratory music I like music made by like mad people in in a concrete room Cutters yeah exactly adult grown men Cutters right yeah suicide freaks oh yeah yeah people who want to taste it all yeah they want to eat yeah want eat the microphone to hear their own teeth break and then chew all of it anyway oh yeah go ahead sorry I was just going to just we always talk about the killing yourself you know where you just like you take control it’s like if God thinks he’s calling the shots yeah check this out look how Brave I can be God [ __ ] you yeah I’m not going to play this [ __ ] game you’re ke Reeves and Devil’s Advocate yeah yeah you’re looking Al Pino dead in the eye and Charlie you have a devil’s advocate attoo anywhere yeah that’s that’s this one right up here the it’s the malti cross from DK Bikes which looks like a white [ __ ] it looks like it’s the most like I remember I was changing my shirt when we were doing world pece and some kid was like you’re not like a Nazi are you I was like no why just when the cameras are rolling yeah only only yeah exactly only time I’m being uh recorded um but I was like no why he’s like that cross is isn’t that like a symbol I was like it was uh West Coast Choppers and DK bicycles and I really liked BMX and I thought it was a good idea I got all my tattoos from uh 14 to 19 yeah that’s when you should be getting tattoos clearly yeah yeah yeah grown men going in and being like I I want to get like uh like Starry Night on my arm you’re like hey man just do some push-ups come on do a couple chin-ups you’ll figure it out drink or something go to the gym in your neighborhood or or drink or take go on a walk I always thought it was I thought always thought it was crazy when people had a lot of tattoos cuz I once I knew how much they were for like color for big ones I was like man that’s so much of your money like yeah what are you doing how do you have that much money but then you’re acting like you’re like you know tough or whatever they’re not buying a house where’s that money yeah that’s what it was I used buy vintage video games but now I get tattoos yeah you bartend enough you know blow a few shifts worth and you know that you’re gonna make more yeah like a tattoo ITI just can’t cover his bill so he’s like come in I’ll do your thigh yeah you know and but I did get them like five scales up like a lot of girls got a lot of hot guys because they got a lot of tattoos and vice versa MH you know like girls got like free brownie points as like early 20s you’re like whoa tattooed she could be like a full-on [ __ ] Heron adct Thief with like bad Mor bad morals right like a rotten person with bad morals from a bad family no guilt and somehow she’s like a a she has one Starling tattoo on her clavicle yeah like damn it God I must have her she was like a [ __ ] like a mean girl bully [ __ ] and somehow with the tattoo she’s like a new person how small are her nipples I must know I’ll find out are they tattooed I want to say this I first met you after long admiring your stuff and uh Joe Hatfield my little bro is going to be geeked about this cuz he’s a [ __ ] freak for you but I met you at skankfest and I was like [ __ ] like it it was you and violent J like I was like these are the two guys I can’t blow it with so I approached cuz I’m not say I’m hi I’m scared of him you know I can talk to Nick I think yeah no Nick’s easy yeah yeah yeah but uh I walked up and we were talking and you said that thing about wanting to like step on your wife until she was an inch and I was like God this guy is so funny I thought I thought it was shrinker down a stand on her and down an in her bystanding on her right uh either or you her freezer uh you know dig holes um just interesting ways to yeah listen you know I was going through it I was in Las Vegas I was having a baby in 3 days and uh I flew home from skang Fest and had a child that next day and a lot of people got pregnant with children at skankfest yeah some of them consensually some of them lived some of the children made it out of the the boy who lived yeah right some of them were queefed out into a toilet and then some of them then some of them were sadly I knew I shouldn’t have had Heart Attack Grill oh wow God damn it looks kind of like Louis J Gomez um but we were talking we were hitting it off and I was like somehow I brought up niece and I was like yeah you like the south of France right and I said there’s that iconic photo of you with a rose in your mouth and your shirts unbuttoned from your honeymoon and you were like like I saw it on your face be like oh no and then I was like [ __ ] oh no what have I done [ __ ] cuz there’s a great picture of you where you’re like you know it’s like a smokey picture you can tell you’re like a beach bar somewhere yeah yeah it was fun yeah I was the night we my wife and I we went to nice uh for we did our honeymoon my wife’s like a she had mad Hotel points from her job so we’re like Marriott bonvoy and she she’s really good at credit she was like n she she sat playing the [ __ ] honeymoon more than the wedding and the wedding was great but then we flew out did Paris for two days which is great and then um we went to ni for like five M that sounds like the right move yeah and then then we went to uh patano after that but n we got really [ __ ] up one night that night and I was like do you guys have any weed yeah and these like MMA guys are like get them weed get them weed I was you know I’m a cordial guy make but I’m I realized I’m sitting with like Albanian MMA guys with like banged up ears and I know as soon as you see the ears you stop stop being crazy right yeah but I’m like I’ll buy hash I you know I was like I’ll buy I bought hash and I do this joke with drugs where if someone puts any drug weed or anything on the table I’ll take them out put it right in my mouth right away so this guy dropped like a hash ball and I put it like no no no no no no and I was like I I like that they were like tough guys but they were like panicked for me yeah I was like I’m just [ __ ] with you guys I and they’re like he’s crazy he’s the machine an hour later they let me ride those like Street things I was so [ __ ] up I was riding their motorcycles and I was like this is crazy you guys get to do I’m all [ __ ] up on hash rolling like uh cigarettes with a hash rails in them I was I was hallucinating that night um I remember like staring I was taking like these weird pictures like these weird pictures of my wife uh I was taking like her like in the Moonlight and I was like you’ll never believe what I’m seeing right now yeah hey it was good hash it was a fun time nie was gritty I like ni yeah as long as you when you get away from the water you’re in Marseilles or whatever you know like you’re no longer in like the the opulent place you’re just in a place where people live and like eat fish heads yeah you know yeah yeah suuck the eyes off but yeah I was like yeah there’s that iconic photo of you with your shirt on button and you have a flower in your mouth and I was like what are you like literally in the moment I thought like what are you doing that’s way worse than me with a tail what’ you do oh yeah I biffed it with a tell after doing a guess that we we were in the small room at in Cleveland he was in the big room did a guess set and then afterwards we were in the in his green room and I was like when you did skank For The Memories was was most of that album from like one of the sets or is it like you know a little bit from everything and he was like I don’t know grab some pizza on your way out and I was like [ __ ] yeah I blew it I blew it and he loves it but I didn’t say you’re you were mesmerizing in that one photograph I know dude the first time I met Dave I did say I think you’re wonderful and he was like what and I was like I know I know your friend Julie and he was like oh all right you know I saved I saved I saved it because I was and I was there with her so he was excited to see her and she was in Vegas I was doing stand up in Vegas so that I saved it but I did say I think you’re wonderful I didn’t know what to say but I really you know Insomniac was huge it’s going to happen I mean I I blew with Juliet Lewis no um no I had a I remember one time I had a meeting with um David Wayne’s wife for swim uh [ __ ] is her name xandy hardig and I wanted her to like play in World piece and she was already in like children’s hospital and [ __ ] and right and I I was like meet me for lunch and we’ll I’ll just go over some things as soon as the lunch sat down a [ __ ] Beetle this big landed on her forehead like a I’ve never seen one this big to this day I was like like I just I like I grabbed it I didn’t know what to do and I was like you have a [ __ ] this thing look like it would have given her like like bald cancer immediately like it was going to rip her [ __ ] teeth out and I just like threw it on and it was like the most awkward like she didn’t like the fact that I did that I was like I saved your life idiot and then I was like all right well I gave her like a hug after like why and I went home tomorrow I was like that was the [ __ ] worst meeting of all time I [ __ ] gave her a hug after I picked a bug off her head like [ __ ] was I doing man I had a meeting one time in LA like the first time I ever had a meeting and I uh didn’t have any money and they put me up at the the Roosevelt Hotel but I didn’t have a credit card yeah so I just had to like lurk in the lobby like cuz I couldn’t check in you know so like my wife like finally faxes her credit card information in I can check in and then I wake up in the morning I have to be this meeting and I’m like I’ll walk so I try to walk in La just up hill through like a canyon and I’m just soaked in sweat and I’m like [ __ ] I have to I have to take a car I can’t show up like this so I get in an Uber and in the Uber I cancel whatever debit card was on the Uber account so I can’t get charged CU I had no money and I showed up to this meeting just with my shirt stuck to my body like transparent like a camo long sleeve shirt in LA and like shorts and it was and I I walked in the room and the guy who was like pitching me was like I just like saw his face like deflate like oh no and I was like hey everyone not a walking City huh and they’re like no it’s not like I would have taken the train but you don’t have one and they’re like correct like I was just bombing right away before I sat down y God damn those are fun and I feel like in La they like doing that to you a little bit oh for sure oh it’s got to be part of it come on they’re coming like you you know at an antique store with a guy who doesn’t know what he’s got Y and they’re like oh cool they’re trying to trying to have a straight face yeah I wish I wish they actually just had something I mean we did one meeting in in a like a building where the Soho House was I remember this kid we got this kid to like give us a deal and we showed up to like a movie studio to like pitch them and we used to pitch in construction paper M cuz we thought it was cool yeah funny they didn’t coming off of Sam yeah it was like Sam’s like it’s got to be like this like we dump like a manila folder full of like [ __ ] it looked like a something something [ __ ] it was they were like oh God and like I could see the kid who got me the meeting was like oh [ __ ] and we thought we like nailed I like well we’re going to be at the [ __ ] Oscars this year so like let me start getting my tuck ready uh and then a bunch of beetles loose I’ll save you bring in the ferrets you they’re going to love this [ __ ] uh so they ha and then we’re in the bathroom pissing after the kid Dave was like guys nailed it and I was like he serious I thought we did pretty good too and it like never talk to us again oh god oh [ __ ] yeah I mean I think La is like born to you know make you feel like that they want to put you in your place right away yes yeah it doesn’t matter if you’ve done anything outside of the confines of that City cuz if you haven’t done it in there they don’t give a [ __ ] yeah if you’re not you know Jennifer anist which is which is a kind of a falsehood is that also hang on to their like gigantic one thing that they were a part of right and I’m like well you haven’t made a [ __ ] movie in like seven years last I was set dresser on Dharma and Greg oh [ __ ] you were I didn’t know oh oh no one [ __ ] cares no do you want me to park it covered or uncovered like wow yeah and I we got a lot of I got a ton like I met John Taffer’s agent one time in my backyard don’t you have a signed picture John over there joh I couldn’t think of his name yeah earlier I was going to ask for his name I didn’t want I didn’t want to look like a [ __ ] so I didn’t yeah you’re embarrassing yourself joher is going to watch this but his his agent was like the like it was like uh the cockiest guy I’d ever seen in my like he was like the Entourage show in my backyard like yeah we just signed him up $50 million it was like holy [ __ ] agents really are like this I wanted to like push my dick inside my body and kill myself too late yeah yeah too late bang bang There was uh there was a lot of that did you shoot your dick first I I I pushed it in with the gun so they could see it and they like what’s he doing that’s just a misdirect for what I blew it two times first just kidding boom I give him a third I sent him in a third way oh my phone’s ringing boom wait his Dick’s inside oh it says his dad’s calling damn he was good we should have green lit it [ __ ] we could have put it on right after the new this new spin-off of what’s John tafford just got a new deal and it’s I think it might be hotels oh no he’s going to go tear it up in uh did John tord do anything in Denver uh he did he did what was the name of that was it in like Englewood no no no there was one downtown that a bunch of comics got to be a part of like Zack Riner was in there and Preston Tomkins uh I don’t remember how it was put out there but yeah uh now it’s out of business I think assume dude it’s impossible to keep a business going in loo it was like a small bar downtown really tough I can’t I think it was like by tarantula Billiards but it wasn’t that far which for sale now yeah so yeah it was downtown and I I I’ve never seen the episode but I’ve meant to look it up cuz I want to see who’s in there you have been like oh yeah we’re supposed to watch that bar rescue no I’m so busy I meant to look it up bu no I wanted to watch it I want to see the bar there were so many bars downtown that we didn’t go to cuz no we went to three bars if they had a show mik we would go there our friends would bartend so we would go to those or or where they were M what are those three good bars in in Denver that you Squire Lounge left the Squire Lounge 715 is my favorite bar in Denver right there at the old Five Points right there on the points by the old DMV yeah and then uh I like uh what is it the match stick the candle light over there like Alam and Logan or something I don’t know I don’t know but yeah I only go to the 715 club now when I’m in town my sister’s there she’s dancing to Earl [Laughter] not ear sweatshirt old demo yeah he loves it he’s good oh yeah yeah I like a bar where you can be on the patio as much as you want cuz inside it’s like a throbbing open wound you just go out in the patio and hang out yeah 7:15 can you smoke butts in Denver oh yeah not in the bar no but on the patio you can oh [ __ ] sigs weed I’ve seen people like do lines off of the man’s bald head there which is great some of the better bars closed which sucked you know they couldn’t keep up with the you know just prices going up whatever Mr Mr A’s or Mr C’s that one that cam likes to go to that like black guy and like a you know with like they hats on you know house yeah it’s like classy and grown we got food from there it’s good like from the the truck or whatever the smoker no if you were going to buy in Denver where would you buy Nick are you aware of the market no I’m not aware uh outside probably by Colorado Springs oh God or Boulder Springs is blowing up cuz Denver got so expensive I think now Springs is going to get the runoff there Denver’s so small it’s really hard there’s not a lot of space to carry the people who want to live there but I I think the terrain of uh I know some of that some of that mountain terrain is not bad but what I remember read I read a brad Feld book which is Brad Feld is like a startup guy and he sold Boulder hard Colorado Springs are are they near each other Colorado Springs Boulder you have boulder up here Denver then the Springs okay I think it’s actually wherever Brad F he wherever those books were what I read eight years ago those had my my eyes on them uh as far as the uh you guys have the only things I know about Denver are the fun the funny story I can think of is my buddy’s in the weed my buddy Pat glowly owns a weed dispensary called The Green Goddess in Venice Beach California shout out Pat hey Pat great dressing great weed Superior dressing even better weed it’s healthy there’s vegetables in the dressing it’s it’s minced with a Vitamix a $500 I’ll get to it later hey everybody Becker here uh we had to cut this episode short the boys were having some audio difficulties but I was able to stitch it together and I’m going to put the other 26 minutes up on the patreon thank you everybody so much