bam guess what I’m the worst human being on the planet oh my god um so get to me mom’s and um she’s fast asleep so put a shopping away that I got from M&S and then um I go to sit down and I wait and I wait and wa and wait and wait she doesn’t wake up she’s snoring away and fidgeting so she’s fine anyway Cara comes we have a chat uh mom wakes up and says oh you’re here like yes I’m here and um I said right I’ll go do shopping while you get ready for bed so right okay then so I then exit the building now the building is secured accommodation and uh you’ve got to have a fob key fob uh or know the password to get in and each flat has got an individual password other side of the door there’s this guy looking very dodgy head to in black baseball cap scooter backpack looks rough as anything and I’m like it doesn’t look like he should be here um but he’s tapping away at the um the key thing so I press the button to let myself out like you do and um it just shoots past me and I’m like what who and he goes in left and disappears I’m like [ __ ] what am I supposed to do now looks like a wrong gun and all that so I don’t know to ring or anything so I think well I’ll I’ll have think about it when go around Tesco so went around Tesco come back two police here I’m like oh God so I spoke to the police officer looked about 12 years old and I said to him um there was a dodgy looking guy I thought that’s what they come for this is why I’m the the worst human being in the world dodgy looking guy described him blah blah blah what he did got in the lift disappeared scooter blahy blah blah there’s another gentleman there resident who I don’t know and he says um is it that guy there outside so I had to look through the door and there was a guy sat down and I couldn’t really tell I said well it could be cuz I saw the scooter so I’m like right okay then um yeah that could be him and I thought oh they’ve obviously got him for trying to break into a flat or something no no no I’m the worst human being in the planet because he’s just found his dad dead in his own flat it was panicking because he couldn’t his dad wasn’t answering the machine thing he couldn’t get old of his dad he come to see his dad and he found his dad dead and there’s me describing him to the police as a criminal yeah I’m the worst human being on the planet anyway my mom was asleep and I’m going home I’m fleeing the country well I’m fleeing Staley bridge in samide God’s sake anyway how are you uh I do feel rather rather bad rather bad [Music] right I hate the camera as well man sorry I can get through there there truck counts so off for number one right we won won’t do anym until we get well we’ll count the other trucks any are there any and we won’t we’ll stop when I get to the second set of traffic lights ignoring the shitty ones oh there’s police looking for another who’s describing recently bed people as criminals oh God feel so bad so bad this guy is looking very um red how come this car has not moved the entire time I’ve been here I say been here I mean on the road now we’re off it’s looking very uh pretty kind of makes up for the disaster that my life is at the minute can’t believe it oh God you think you’re doing right Thing by speaking to the police and just makes up look like a complete ding bam I that new there OB expect him say you the ELD Game Jesus sun looks very red tonight doesn’t it oh no it’s traffic light oh Sun’s G down right we’re going to uh go around dangerous [Music] corners and I’m pretty sure that’s the end of truck count part one yes it is so how many trucks did you count give the answer when the lights change the answer is two oh that’s good Simon going straight back on the mallway I feel like an [Music] absolute so I’m going to Fu around you see the church there looking very churchy cuz it’s a church I suppose you got the uh Soviet block coming up on the right don’t forget you can like share subscribe don’t forget you can chat amongst each others obviously I cannot join in the chat as I’m driving a motorized vehicle of Transportation well I get through want to get through I might not do because there’s no one in the filter Lane okay then I’ll tell that I’ll buy that for a dollar so we got the uh ushan old bus on the right CH with a hole in the tower which you can see through for the sunset whoa where’s this bike come from the bike was nowhere to be seen [Music] so if this was GTA online you’d be undertaking people oh there you go oh know he’s going to a petrol station to pay one 46 no 148.9a will be gone before he gets to these traffic lights and he rolled up right so we’re about to go on the M60 anticlockwise CL have just changed as well which is nice nice nice oh I’m going we’ve got a 60 MPH speed limit I don’t know why it doesn’t [Music] say so what that Van’s flying we’re up to 60 so we’ll stick at 60 and then hopefully we’ll get more information as to what is going on the next uh Matrix Gantry sign I think so it says end okay so none the wiser so no to 70 so no idea what that was about for [Music] just got to let me uh go into this Lane nothing behind it though so we can go again and overtake professional driver the sky is spectacular look got a mesmerized by the sky this is the best Sunset I think we’ve had for a very very very long time whilst I’ve been driving didn’t see much of the nor lights to be fair big gsed about that but you know kind of everything good work SPD see guess what anyway um yeah that sky is on SPD so say 3 minutes and 6 minutes that’s not bad have no idea where the Junctions are that it’s referring to so this mway a lot busier than usual be bit earlier than usual e this is mad busy the car’s doing 50 mph it’s been a while for KJS ASD so noat to L trying to pull into linee one and there’s a car trying to undertake at the same time that didn’t work while that car’s breaking so move out the way so he can overtake if it wants to chooses not to okay find that weird as the Trum goes over the bridge the [Music] distance this say um 6276 closed doing bang on 70 at the minute that [Music] they’re now dropping to 60 for no apparent reason well discernable reason anyway up to [Music] 7 this car is undertaking them cars I’ve just overtaken [Music] and the car that’s undertaken them other cars is now in lane two coming up behind me there’s no Gap here it’s now pulling in behind me so I thought it was going to try and squeeze in here but now these vehicles are still on the M60 I’m on the M60 once road so therefore a different part of the motorway Network people walking across right down so I can take referred [Music] line no take him take him now right so uh the right lanes go on the a666 left lanes that we’re on are go on to the m61 proper also aista now normally it’s pitch black here um but obviously it’s still dusk so uh that’ll see a bit more than normal no idea why that car is in L three I now it’s realized I’m gaining on it it’s moved across oh my God I bet it’s coming off at this Junction that’s the only reason it’s done that I’m doing 70 set thing looks less impressive now than it did earlier yeah that car’s coming off at that Junction don’t get me wrong I know I’m not the best driver in the world but my God something people [Music] so we been fun yet but just go under the bridge under the bus shelter just got under the bridge under the bush Shel a reference I’m doing something so this is the uh edit for West do and Wigan as well Wigan uh reference I’m doing 70 I’m saying that because there’s two cars like they’re racing each other in Lan Street quite a way back got the G in Rapid oh one’s pulled in front of the one in uh lane two there you go Audi be fair going quite fast but using signals and only changing Lane when overtaking so fair play see wind Hil to in the distance it’s coming up to our exits which is the horch exit got a vehicle hammering down Middle Lane we’re down to 200 y 100 y thir plate look like they were trying to make a lunge to get in ahead of me [Music] get on for this the only way you can go in this line [Music] you got to indicate now bothering all right okay so we’re now on the A6 heading towards West hon no we’re not we’re heading towards black rod Sun’s behind us the previous junction 4 M an hour road and we’re doing 34 M 32 M an hour oh life’s never been better getting a nose bleed we going that fast [Music] but it breaks for the uh speed cameras no okay [Music] oh we’ve got an interesting vehicle ahead of us just going around the corner the poucher so we’re going to go past um chambering Garage Service there’s the vehicle just going around the corner at the deserted scary uh farmhouse [Music] [Music] so we’re now heading up into aspo so the corner at the poer there was no vehicles anywhere behind me I could see or in front of me I’ve now got a car right up my exhaust pipe [Music] we go past the more [Music] gate that vehicle’s gone right at the round about the round about check for vehicles motorbikes cyclists dogs cats pedestrians the vehicle that was hammering up behind me has gone up towards old asol pass the plane Fields I forget we got truck counts are coming up already had a mini truck count where it was two let go around dangerous [Music] K it’s it just me who finds the uh chicken Big A Beyond file horrendous tried it years ago reviewed it absolute trash thought I’d never have one again and I never have I was saying that cuz it was on the uh poster open put all that drop down to the Kelly Asam [Music] so over Canal cran Hotel oh no you a wibbly wobbly what we going do now like R and oh little bus driven one of them was about 21 yeah legally scarily Legally so long story short went for a job interview at a bus depot in Stockport busy bees buses and the guy said I’ll interview in the bus I’m like oh okay then seemed reasonable cuz it was a job for driving a bus said sit in the driver’s seat so I sat in the driver’s seat and you’re went all right he said I just give me a quick guy you know that’s the indicators and that’s the accelerat break that’s thing to open and shut the door do you want to try that so I tried that shut the door went you’re very good said right if you press that red button it will start the engine and I’m like yeah okay said yeah I’ll interview you while you drive around I sorry yeah I’ll interview you while you’re driving around you want me to drive a bus while you interview me and he went yeah no didn’t even look at me driving license or anything and I drove one of them actually it was bigger than that I think it was what the size of a little gem bus you remember them and uh yeah I didn’t anything I didn’t stall it although it’s very difficult to and uh we both greed it probably wasn’t for me at that time but i’ got that job it would have completely changed my life cuz I wouldn’t have got the job where I met the mother of my daughter I wouldn’t have ended up selling games one of them sliding door moments you would have had a completely different life probably wouldn’t have Liv in Wigan probably wouldn’t do YouTube may not have any grandkids here or may have shed lots of grand kids who knows may be dead already just never know do you you never realize until you look back that that was a pivotal moment in my life even though it seemed insignificant at the time some fixed that a sign on the macky’s formally known as Posh oh professional driver so it’s getting summer cuz we’re getting the drips reappearing on the uh window screen from the suction pad the thing that holds the camera in place just looking at the image on the screen and you can see all the oh yeah I can just make it out with a naked eye all the ripples in the uh Cloud it’s really clear on the camera well to be fair the camera was in the way where the ri it’s probably got as much to do with it as anything else anyway we’re going up now to uh P alarms and whatnot this baffles me why cars drive so close to the white line going up here cuz cars coming down are often cutting the other way imagine a few Wing mirers have gone over the years that that L like a piece of wi don’t think it was but it would have been ironic a monument not lit up yet might L up at 10 P alarm so they’re going have a look at the per alarms TR set by the layout so I’m pretty much completely on my own now on this rad as we go past the hospital so ambulance G one two three four five six at least six which is a lot oh we’ve gone back to Ukraine for the uh the lights yellow and blue don’t know what that canes do so I’ll drive around [Music] it so it’s definitely gone dark Earth while I’ve been driving definitely dusk isn’t is it and it’s coming up to 10:00 is coming up to the speed camera [Music] work to drop down into uh D traffic lights number two then we’ll turn right after the uh Canal River and a railway line and then we’ll do truck count 7 minutes at 10 well they’ve just changed it’s very handy boom buom boom buom boom buom [Music] [Music] so we’re going past the Renault garage the garage Al Renault the H and [Music] express still kicking out time so it’s might be a bit busier than [Music] usual so we’re going to uh count the trucks so I’ll start off with number one one and then you keep going and then I’ll do a countdown 3 2 1 and then you type but you type in and then press send uh when I get to uh now 32 1 now kind of think okay so here we go doesn’t look promising but you never know oh that’s not one cuz there’s no cab on it but this one is so one you keep counting no get that number in your head obviously this one doesn’t count cuz it’s moving [Music] that was depressingly disappointing we got a last minute entry up [Music] here oh that one’s moving as well so that was it land of truck count so uh type in your answer don’t press send until I get to uh say now after 3 two one now depressing and they fill that all in 415 is correct SPD good work etc [Music] new people at the bus stop they quite made it to the bus stop yet right then so that’s your lot thank you very much for watching if indeed you still are and if you are congratulations bye
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