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Staring at me in awe no no President Biden no need to kneel crowds chanting my name Charles Charles you hello about you I was asking you how I look fit to be your queen you’re actually the queen consort grny was quite clear about that if it isn’t little old fontal TR you

Absolutely cannot wear the Cohan or Diamond it’s no f reminder of privilege and Empire isn’t that the point of the hell coronation of the entire Royal Family no Camilla the point of the royal f is to bind a modern diverse Nation together with Bland statements on mental health and carefully staged photographs

Of our children gentlemen the cry please Camila cheers m p I’ve been going of your plans and they’re going to cost a fortune we are living in the middle of a cost of living C us which is precisely where we need to reach out and offer spiritual Sucker from the window of a 4 ton gold coach

Yeah okay but just take the music a thousand chers 10,000 Mass Pipers Brian May on the roof again Brian May isn’t costing a penny he’s been living up there since the Jubilee with a nest of squids I just hope wish she soon ex use it that way of course he will the Duke

Of norfolk’s been planning it for months he’s the best in the business isn’t that right Teddy Great news still no invites to the coronation but I found this the perfect outfit are we going fascin again duh and the invites are bound to come we’re an essential part of the family why else would they have given us Granny’s corgis to look Afters we are absolutely not being

Sidelined because of daddy being too honorable he’s a good boy they probably just need to be fed what do you think they eat sushi the CIS are in the bank but we should cement our place in the royal family by making a really solid contribution to the coronation good

Thinking Eugene food that could be it a coroni food competition that is such an original idea like the Great British menu the Great British bov Junior bov Master sha Master Sha the professionals Junior Master Chef and celebrity Master Chef everyone’s SK to love it we could

Launch it on Tac talk but probably best to feed the cgis first hon it he wants some sushi so Cute I got a bad feeling about the coronach Kate the big coronian help P the big coronian lunch may people just think it’s a big Le of O [ __ ] well you’ve just got to trust your father he is the king now that’s my wise jopy Kade these days we

Actually prefer the term RoR sorry I didn’t mean to be institutionally racist of course not Wills do you think that somewhere along the line that wild emotional Roma girl you met all those years ago has got lost that wild emotional Roma girl who first caught my eye performing at a student fashion

Share in her seethrough blouse that’s the one she’s still there she just shows off her award-winning Chelsea flower show gardens now instead of her um how’s your new project going great your grandpa started the Duke of V award scheme I’m now the pride patron of the Prince of Wales iite

Scheme do you think it’s different enough yes there’s far more emphasis on being ionite you might like to say out and about out and about out and about I and about you’ll get there oh Wills we’re in such a good place right now if only there wasn’t all this

Unpleasantness with Harry and his book I know I’ve been thinking about him a lot Recently I mean yeah we had a fight I was just a bit of horse Play sor no worries Willie after everything he said I just think he’s a total it’s my team with a briefing abide Iden Abide H hey M God I love it here thank you for that positive and life affirming statement I love it here too it’s the Simplicity isn’t it everything back to basics uh over there by the statue of Oprah please guys and the amazing thing is we’ve paid for it all ourselves

Without trading on our Royal connections any news from Netflix we’re meeting them later it when I was chanting just now I was thinking about how you can only live in your full knowing if you stand in your full knowing absolutely can you stand and live in your full knowing if

You don’t go back and Rec connect with Wills thank you for that caring and empathetic inquiry actually I have been thinking about him a lot recently I remember our fight so clearly I haven’t exaggerated any of It but after what he did I just think he’s a total that’s okay because although it makes me sad it’s part of my truly authentic self you’re standing in you’re knowing I really have moved on did I tell you he always got the best bedroom at balm maral and he had a Star

Wars duvet and I had Paddington which is really Babyish is your father going to be much longer I’m sure he’ll be here soon prime minister hi about a bit of a chat how are your kids without a briefing and some bullet points that’s not going to work ah finally sir we need to make some serious cuts to the coronation budget according

To these figures you’ve spent 10 million on your hair and makeup alone coronation of a mon can’t be reckoned in purely manatory terms it’s a glorious recognition of my Divine Authority It’s actually an outrageously expensive way of confirming you in your job which by the way you started at the age of 74

When the state retirement age is 66 Clint Eastwood is still directing films and he’s 92 clinty Wood’s films come in under budget which is obviously why you like him so much I don’t like him you’re the one who brought him up but if you must be vulgar and talk

About money you’ll have to deal with the Duke of nori Tedy M yes that’s item two he needs to be replaced but his family have organized stations for centuries the job should go on Merit Merit how dare you talk about meritocracy on the eve of my coronation

When I’m to be anointed king purely because my mother was Queen her father was King and so on and so forth back to Willie the conk this audience is over it’s not an audience it’s a meeting you are wor than nigas w you’re going to have to sort this out

I’m incredibly busy with my prince of Welles ID white scheme well that’s not your priority cutting the coronation budget is and you might want to say out and about I T to buy it I so look forward to your visits Sophia Wessex Duchess of Edinburgh

Really have not as much as I do um this isn’t too formal is it well no I mean now the Princess of Wales you’re right and one must live up to one’s titles G out of my way oh Christ what’s that doing here Peppa I think you know Edward’s wife

Sophie wessix Duchess of Edinburgh and I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to say she was the Queen’s favorite and my best friend best friends to say G you’re like a witch is familiar now where’s my invite what to to the coronation you know that thing at

The Abbey and the big party afterwards oh Pippa you’re not going to be invited you’re not Royal well neither are you just shagging a bloke who is K is he any keep Royal I’m sorry you got Google translate I don’t speak Mouse Sophie said that being a royal is

An indefinable quality a Poise and ele an an attitude of mind oh did she and you had that did you when you were being touched up by the boys football team around the back of the bike sheds for your information I was merely touched up by the gooie and he kept his

Gloves on I wish I could invite you to the coronation but I can’t I am Royal Sophie is Royal but you simply are not Harry Megan come in come in sit down so I am so excited to hear your new ideas what have you got okay an animation that’s like a cartoon for

Preens the turtle who learned not to turtle um Tiffany the turtle finds the strength to leave her shell and empowers her sister Turtles to swim out into the ocean as strong independent Turtles huh but that’s not our only idea a sequel to Suits suits too bigger better

Bolder what would happen will my cat do it ower her sister lawyers ah like the turtle look we love you guys um but we are going to need you to give us something Royal like hey uh the coronation you’ve been invited right yes but we’re not

Going we can’t turn our backs on the normal life we’ve made here where everyone just knows us as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex we kids in the plague ground shout hey Princess Lily bad Prince Archie come join in our game plus I saw this documentary where a

Coronation got totally out of hand and this snowman started talking that’s frozen that’s an animation a cartoon Olaf’s not real look it’s up to you but uh either you give us a ratings winner or you give us back her $100 million I’m going to have to to take this it’s gu from the

Ground hey I am loving your new story line when the Queen brogers the northern Island peace Olaf’s not Real just to keep you in the loop I’ve ordered a fly past by the entire Royal Air Force with me on the balcony taking the salute you’re not Li lied to take the salute F he’s the king you’re just his wife not even his first one he’s right I

Afraid it’s the protocol yet the armed forces have far more respect for me than they do for either of you two they sense that I’m good with my fists I find a replacement for the Duke of norol what I’ve consoled with the country’s top head hunting farms and

Based purely on Merit the bust person to organize a slim dine new FRS budget coronation is the Princess Royal I’ve cancelled the Abby and booked the holiday Lodge Express in slow than [Applause] God this is the kind of venue one might hold a weak for the chairman of the local Rotary Club that was this morning good god oh beautiful wasn’t she truly a queen in people’s hearts I’ve had enough of this and I will be wearing the coor coor is under lock and

Key in the Tower of London and the heart will stay now you listen to me you pie Stak of piss I’ve spent the last 15 years of my life on my knees for this family sometimes literally I have toed to the Tabloid press I have pretended to like you and

Your personality vacuum of a wife I have even opened an adult care home in basilon basilon I will have my reward [Applause] Ward P I know this isn’t what you wanted but it’s all the country going a Ford a Ford he says when a member of the public wishes to purchase something a book on Venetian architecture for instance but when they check their purse they find they don’t have the requisite number of

Shillings exactly yes yes I get that I really do my spirit is troubled and don’t forget my spirit is the spirit of the nation I need time for contemplation P at least he’s getting I in a Bite food coronation en hi I’m princess Y and I’m princess beatric and we want you guys to invent a recipe and submit it to our Great British coronation starters Main and pudding competition Great T talk bit oh our first entry is coming the spelling’s a bit off but I think they’re saying your dad is a Pedley as they Ras attached must be a joke on bit daddy being in the Navy and so on that’ll be it I know they’re doing their buzziness

Again I don’t like it when their back legs tremble like that looks that’s longer than him your turn to clear Up not bad for 75y old the coor why shouldn’t I wear this and remind the world that actually the British Empire was a good thing without it India wouldn’t have Railways and Jim and tonic and little men who call you MIM up hello Camila what are you doing here we were

Expecting you who’s we well me and the horse I can find in I’m afraid your little game is up well at least I can still wear the IR of State wrong I will not have you touching a royal fur you will be crowned in this a

Wool blend &s pant suit no Emin do some very nice things at the moment deal with it talk to me oh Universe I have a query to do with my coronation ADI Universe surely I deserve all the bells and whistles calling J Lama can you connect

Me to the universe I really need to chat to it come in Del okay beautiful hello sophio Essex this won’t hurt or maybe just a little bit sorry about the carpet Burns but then you are on heavy sedation which should last till way after the coronation oops oops oops Oops there you are Sophie okay my best you seem different I do yes you look more jowly you’re not coming down with the MPS are you why don’t you I think maybe it might be my lipstick that’s it bit [ __ ] for you but good to have a

Change thank you well we should probably be getting to the dress rehearsal oh you haven’t heard the news have you the coronation plans have changed is this the venue it’s like that [ __ ] where you had your 18s pardon nothing ston a sign of par but on the

Plus side my ey and about scheme going really well I just had a report from donter where a group of my kids have done this isn’t that graffiti no it’s art now definitely hiding about right Wills I’ve been thinking about reaching out to Megan the old Kate the Roma Kate

Would have done but now you’re Royal like me hello an and that sort of gesture is utterly out of the question who put this tinsel there what happened to you an Peter my police bodyguard and the only man I’ve ever loved he shared my passion for the

Countryside and I shared his passion for interrogating criminals have it you slag but when the family found out and we were forbidden from seeing each other a part of me died doctors estimate between 85 and 95% and I resolve to become truly Royal and never experience an emotion again like you

Have right thanks an good chat any more entries to our top top competition n and our invitations to the coronation still haven’t arrived Camila where are the corgis I must have those corgis really but they’ve eaten all of our Sushi and shot all over the place then give them to

Me nice little cies sweet little cies come to Mommy dogit has taken them out for walk years no oh watch the soy sauce I must have them why how dare you question me do I look like the sort of person who would kill and butcher corgis to turn their Royal

Fur into a coronation robe he said anything about that we’ve had an entry but it just says sweaty twice another one without a recipe perhaps it’s some type of fish for God’s sake grow up it’s a joke about your father but he was just too honorable no one wants you Yorks in this

Family but they gave us the corgis oh wake up and smell the dog [ __ ] they were the booby prize I will have them the Royal F does this mean we’re not going to the coronation I hate not cuz these fascinators were 10 grand each this is great when we get crowned

We should totally do it in a budget hotel just off the M4 H I am reborn and I’m feeling pretty Cher myself great we can start the dress rehearsal wait I have communed with nature and via the good offices of the deli Lama received a message from the

Universe itself okay and what did the universe say that the people are hurting and there is but one way their hurt may be salved by stating what the universe calls a mega coronation or in other words the universe told you exactly why you wanted to her this is not a time to

Be cynical there just isn’t the money for a mega coronian if you refuse to he the message I must lay down my burden abdic yes he won’t come to that if it did we’d have a full-blown Constitution across house exactly which is why you must exceed to my demands the universe is demal

Wishes the wishes of the universe oh my God Harry and Megan I felt an emotion but do I hug her or challenge her to a b go this fight we’ve come back with a healing message to help us all find Harmony like the notes in a song by Beyonce who

Incidentally just texted me plus we’ve got to clear out Frogmore Cottage and pay your outstanding electricity bill this is a sign from the universe with both my sons here we must have a migga coloni it’s slow or nothing you’re bluffing no I’m not Did I abdicate Goen hmer Buckingham Palace have confirmed that the budget coronation will go ahead with a minor tweak Prince William will now be crowned King in place of his father in other but why Charles why you know why without proper ritual the coronation would have been utterly

Devoid of character and meaning like a registry of his wedding or the reboot of sex of the city we must try and look on our enforced retirement as a positive when was the last time we talked oh you’re always talking giving talks that’s your problem I mean when was the last time we

Had a proper conversation come on let’s have an hour you all right then you go first now tell me what is it you do this isn’t a walker bite actually why did you go first Um oh this is we need a joint retirement activity something like gardening or watercolor painting you’ve been doing that all your life there’s one thing I’ve never tried cannibalism no Golf You’ve Got 5 minutes what’s this all about we’ve asked you here so we can apologize I’ve realized now that it was inappro of me to tell the world you’re living in a cycle of genetic pain and it was wrong of me to say you’re too formal

You’re an emotional being Kate and you can hug just in your own special UK way you’re our family oh Harold Willie Megan I never really thought you were racist well I probably said something unintentionally racist I’m a white upper middle class man with no black friends something mind to slip out oh that’s

What they call unconscious bias like when I dressed as a Nazi listen we’ve got ahead but uh see you at the coronation y it would be our honor to attend goodbye you see Harry with family comes opportunity but also responsibility and accountability and I guess that’s what

You call empathy oh thanks for teaching me such a valuable lesson you really are wiser than Gandhi yes Netflix are going to love this Oh great cuz I literally didn’t understand any of it still no invite to the coronation we’re obviously Paras and there’s something else Ed’s disappeared no note or anything actually I haven’t seen Jack for a while either even our husbands

Think we’re sh which is why we’re going to move to this place I found called the north it’s where York is York is real I thought it was made up like nania or Wales well maybe it is but the north is definitely real the people talk in funny

Voices and eat something called Hot Pot but they’re friendly and welcoming I’ve rented a little cottage we’ll live a simpler life a better life with without the royal family and without our husbands we’re Yorks aren’t we yes and Yorks look to the future with dity nobility and honor actually we should probably change

Our Name you’re the king now open it Open is this but coronation a mistake on the contrary I think we need to go further and economize on the banquet I’ve plenty of food left over for my 60th birthday celebrations wasn’t that over 10 years ago yes and didn’t people have to bring their own food which I’ve

Still got I shall instruct the Team an Hello darling Oh you’re busy absolutely y now I’m the king actually on that I was wondering if we should sleep in separate bedrooms from now on like granny and grandpar in the crime really only because it’s pryal I’m suddenly not so worried about the coronation that I can’t get an erection

Wills if you were so worried about the coronation that you couldn’t get an erection you would let me know wouldn’t you of course but I’m not worried and I can get an erection open It hello Edward oh there you are darling my special recipe soup you boil the cabbage in water and then you eat it it’s your favorite we have it every week oh yes of [Laughter] course your voice Sophie it’s changed is it it’s probably just the coronation

Bringing me out of my shell It’s Made You taller as well I’m going in confidence and change the entire shape of your head well um the coronation is doing this to you think what it’ll do to Charles but before the coronation it’s the first Friday of the month and you

Know how much we both love that now eat up you’ll need your Strength Charles this is wonderful I’ve stopped hating people and started hating golf he is ref frustrating wait we’re having a conversation oh yes and I stop thinking about how I’m not King oh I’ve reminded myself again I’ve forgotten again that’s golf actually is the answer yes it really is tremendously Frustrating okay we asked you here so we could apologize we we’ve been over that we’re all good I’ve realized now that it was inappropriate of me to tell the world you’re living in a cycle of genetic pain what’s going on Cut Is this being filmed for Netflix

We’re really sorry they just want us to go again for closeups so everything you said was scripted sure but we still meant it yeah that’s the bit I don’t understand a team of writers gives us this stuff we learn it which is bloody difficult for me and then we have to

Pretend like it’s real it is real the writers take the emotional truth and weave it in a compelling and relatable drama I bet that was written for you too you can forget about coming to our coronation oh but we got to go we need more content for Netflix Al not on my watch Lady so what is this like the gate house yeah this is it one toilet Cottage it’s not so bad is it Alexa make a cup of tea what does that attach the wall I think it’s a radiator uh you mean they don’t have underflow heating I can’t do this I want to go

Home and to the coronation and to an Afterparty hosted by James blood but be even James Blunt isn’t returning our calls you’ve got to be brave come on let’s go and find the Stables a train yes the tracks are just there yes can see you’ve always love trains

Haven’t you be yes like in the railway children The Sounds the smells the colors which is odd really because I’ve never actually been on one and I always get driven around in a car the budget coronation is on track but the most pressing issue of them all

Is still to be resolved what am I going to to wear and it’s all the fault of a bloody press they will keep on saying how wonderfully I dress feel like I’m caught in a trap should shut your trap I need a big idea when I am on a commonwealth tour I

Usually wear a stylish representation of the flag of the country I’m visiting why not make a dress out of all the commonwealth flags Sophie that’s brilliant an entire Commonwealth summed up in a dress that way it’ll look as Bonkers as the actual organization itself kage at lunch Edward was talking about

The first Friday of the month oh yes fondle Friday what so he just fondles me yes before a solid 8 hours of full sex I’m surprised you don’t remember this Sophie Sophie oh God it’s a great honor for me in my first Royal GTS King to be visiting this

Community recycling s it’s a dump it’s not that bad no that’s what we call it and with all due respect I don’t agree with this budget coronation I know I can’t afford my heating and I have to go to a food bank but a grand coronation

Was the only thing I had to look forward to I really missed the king the real King he seems so kind and grandfatherly even though I know from watch in the crown he wants to be reincarnated as a tampon without a grand coronation I feel so alienated if there’s nothing to unite

Us as a country Tre what about the Beatles they split in 1970 and there’s only so many times you can hear Paul McCartney say we were just a tight little band Doctor Who then that’s still being made that’s gone gay I just feel so lost oh well better

Get Dan lab Brook and gamble away all my money oh Lord what have I done you you know I’m exactly the same before I found golf I hat everything particularly yoga it’s a Liberation isn’t it I’m a completely new woman mind you I still hate spring watch and winter

Watch many wear fleeces take modern key [ __ ] Charles with your experience and skills I was wondering if you’d like to be on our committee i’ be on it nor way set to slay of course if you wish to Crown me chairman who am I to that could

Be a bit of a problem sorry make me chairman no need for a throne or the Archbishop of Canter well of course if you did he the room it’s just that we already have a chairman oh you actually know him do you know what um since my retirement all my

Ego is gone literally anyone could be chairman I’d defer to them anyone in the world is prince Andrew You’re doing the right thing Wills sorry I’m guessing you’re one of my ancestors but ah I’ll give you a clue I had 10 illegitimate children well that could be any of them all right I was very keen on the slave trade ditto I’m William ivth and I famously had a small

Coronation too but history’s forgotten you maybe Kings need to be seen in all their pump to unite the country I’m not forgotten the phrase Silly Billy was attributed to me and I’m very proud of it very proud indeed that decides it Rishi sunak it’s the acting King we need to talk

ASAP no one’s going to call me silly Billy my erection it’s back well that got weird right can we make this quick I’ve got a photos shoot to get to where I’m supposed to look normal in the Curry House prime minister for the sake of the

Nation the coronari has got to be Mega look Wheels I was brought in to sort out the public finances because I’m a man of integrity professionalism and accountability and I’m telling you the money simply isn’t there wait a minute I’ve just inherited the duu of Cornwall which is worth over

A billion pounds and your net worth is 700 million that’s my wife’s we’ll pay for it we can go HS uh oh I’ve just seen that uh if we move farmed subsidies over to next year uh shave a little off education and delay a couple wind farms we can just manage it all

Right the grand coron’s back on yeah I definitely pay my taxes I’m sorry child I’m leaving you I can’t say I blame you all those years waiting in the wings finally the spotlight sha on me and I blew it sometimes you learn that your dream Dre will have to

Pass when you realize your husband is one tremendous ass the gr cor Nan’s back on you’ve got to come back to London what if I don’t want to go we’re having such fun here in retirement please P I’ve uh brought your red box I uh couldn’t bring myself to open

It it somehow felt wrong and contributed to my erectile dysfunction do you know what’s in there do you know what it is the government really send me to do important documents things to review and consider State business yeah my boy this is what they send me anyway the people miss you and they

Want to celebrate your coronation with all the pump and ceremony a small to mediumsized economy can afford everything set up at the Abbey the mass Pipers the gold coach Brian May and the squirrels I’m begging you P come back and do this thing prop what do you think

M do I get to be called Queen yes get in the car ready my sweet it’s fondal Friday oh why am I putting myself through this it’s not even a proper coronation what do you mean Sophie I can’t believe you haven’t seen it already you thick winds are inbred I’m

The grand coronations back on how exciting very excited too the budoir Awaits you were right Eugene we’re making it work and making ourselves proud of our family name which we’ve now changed to AR cide it’s fa here fresh vegetables from our in Garden juice made with bares from the HUD r and a friendly welcome from our lovely Neighbors we don’t need the royal family and we don’t need our Husbands what was that I had it too a steam train because we’re in the north and they haven’t got their leveling up money yet there it is wait someone’s left their bicycle lying across the tracks I certainly didn’t leave it there because I thought it was like a line bike you just Chuck

Anywhere we’ve got to warn the driver or there’ll be a terrible disaster if only there was a flag we could wave got it we take our pants off and tie them to those Bean PS over there and wave them Roger that you are a th yeah Ed liked it he’s

Italian but it’s too tiny the tri can’t see that in well luckily Jack’s British which means I can get away with these stop for the love of God Stop Edo you were on the train I saw your Tong so small just how I like it and CH and I saw your big baggy pants so big just how I like them we thought you deserted us because of daddy being too honorable no you silly I was in Portugal George Clooney

Has made me brand ambassador to a golf club as well as to his tequila that’s fantastic although I’m still not entirely sure what a brand ambassador is hey a job’s a job exactly and and this time it really is so me oh and ears a telegram it’s from Wells you’re all

Invited to the coronation Stop scaring to be stop OMG we’re not ostracized tequila shot well last night wasn’t what I expected sorry I was a bit off form 12 hours of it though you’re an animal I think it’s my Royal Marine’s training but didn’t you quit the course after 4

Months imagine if I’d finished it imagine say Sophie oh she’s here fantastic no I Say your Commonwealth dress is Sensational and I feel Sensational the colors the fit I’m my best ever s cage I’m so sorry now there’s a massive rip in Jamaica that’s one of the countries we’ve got to stop leaving Kate there’s no need for supp boms anymore oh Wills your father is

Being Crown King and you can get an erection who cares about the dress this is the happiest day of my life their Royal Majesties right let’s do this Thing I here present unto you you King Charles your undoubted King aan is that a wwend mmins pants suit yes yes yes with the grand coronation back on and so much joyfulness a I’ve remembered the woman I once was a multifaceted multi-led cooky wonderful glorious human being how dare you off me that without bowing so great you could make it to the

Coronation Harry shame you weren’t there Megan it was a difficult decision but I’m s such a private person Willie Kate we owe you an apology a proper one this time with no cameras and no weird dialogue for me to learn we can’t pretend your behavior has not had a

Negative impact on our mental health speaking out when you have a mental health issue is so important which is why I started my idab scheme but of course we accept your apology and we look forward to renewing our friendship it’s for our Instagram feed it’s so important to get your narrative out There Cam and I would like to invite the family to join us on the balcony to wave at the Idiots [Applause] my subjects we are wrecked by political instability with an economy close to recession and an international credit rting worse than lithuanians but there’s one thing we British do better than any other country in the world dress up in City costumes and remember we once had an

Empire but you the people people are hurting and I feel your hurt as keenly as if a butler in one of my 13 houses had accidentally trotten on my foot which is why we promise you a fiscally responsible slim dying Monica to seat these straighten times s that we don’t

Want half measures we want a fullon monarchy with all the weird relatives sh bring on the rest of them apart from the sweaty [ __ ] the people have [Applause] spoken K let rank up the elar wave at the Spitfires and cry God for Charlie the United Kingdom and The Commonwealth on this by God Nation day God save [Applause] me The GL