>Cheer in rapture as I zigzag between wasp-infested construction cones, mysterious piles of sand, and joggers who think this is a special bicycle-themed running track….
Relieved to know that others also consider the rando piles of sand mysterious.
This time of the year, what I particularly rue are the roofing nails with their gravity-defying up-tipping properties. But last week, [this](https://imgur.com/a/fTMlTLp) went clean through my rear tire; POS doesn’t even have a sharp tip. (Cue obligatory replies about tubeless, Tannus Armour, gator skins, etc., etc., etc.)
>I was born to push our country’s infrastructure to its very limits!
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Heh, good ol’ McSweeney’s.
>Cheer in rapture as I zigzag between wasp-infested construction cones, mysterious piles of sand, and joggers who think this is a special bicycle-themed running track….
Relieved to know that others also consider the rando piles of sand mysterious.
This time of the year, what I particularly rue are the roofing nails with their gravity-defying up-tipping properties. But last week, [this](https://imgur.com/a/fTMlTLp) went clean through my rear tire; POS doesn’t even have a sharp tip. (Cue obligatory replies about tubeless, Tannus Armour, gator skins, etc., etc., etc.)
>I was born to push our country’s infrastructure to its very limits!
🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒