B B bam guess what we’re live and it’s early it’s 20:35 mother was already in bed when I got there so uh what have chat because she’s scarily what I got there with the shopping from Mar and Spencers she was a b asleep and I quite least I could it
Away did a shopping list for Tesco and then had a quick peek and she sat up at the edge of the bed and I nearly pooed myself so had a little chat she then had a got me for not getting her out of bed pointed out that I don’t know how to use
The Hoist and she said you use any excuse not to get me out of bed like yeah I use any excuse to stop me going to hospital from falling over uh anyway she got back in bed I then went to T go come back she’s fast asleep again in bed so early dark
Folks it’s an early I help you gu could have gun then to be fair get the traffic lights maybe not if cuz there’s no one really coming up there because it’s uh Road wax’s all that cyclists lots of cyclists most of whom have lights very good one of whom didn’t nah oh my
Word okay more coming as well must be a night cycle group Thing keeping Elfie so the guy who hasn’t got the lights on his bike otherwise in the middle of a pack I say here that’s very presumptuous of they he lots of bikes right here so yeah we’re uh heading back now uh I’m going to go the motorway when I
Get on the m61 which would been about on average about 15 20 minutes it’s the darkest Motorway in the world that I drive on tonight I’ve let them speed off heading me I’m taking it nice nice and easy so the by the time we get there hopefully
They’ve triggered the lights so we can go straight through that’s the plan anyway there’s a white van gone down the road we’re going down so we need to get a riddle on if that right Van’s going to the end of the road oh there we go changed so will we
Get through that’s a multi-million dollar question we need everyone to be on their best behavior the answer is just tighter than a na D that we got through where did that van go not the artist who cut his ear off the van oh it’s ahead it’s still ahead
Of us it’s coming up to the um first of the ducking field dangerous corners car Hadad him is aware of what’s going on I think so the car head him is uh shied not doing 20 M now which is good so then it look we might get through with the trigger from the
Van it’s in the van some oh no it might not make it it might change back again before we get there car slowed down quite a bit m in its dangerous Corners have not to oh they’re on green so the Vans trick them but where we get through and the answer
Is skin of teeth yeah we’re through so thank you van so that was skin of Latif so we’re in nation the line now so right we’ve got the spectacular gothic church to her left and they’ll go to full vision it’ll be the medieval Church in the Church of the poison man
In the Church of the poison That’s a gothic church where Jack Dorth was buried not the character the actual actor built Army he wasn’t married but his funeral service was held there well there loads of cars ahead I mean admitted we’re about at least an hour earlier than usual so I’m going past the uh Soviet
Block distance you may may not be able to see the tower for Ashton old baths right we’re in lane two because we’re turning right when we get to the M60 wonder why I’ve included pitch black and Darkness because last week I did that and I got more views than I’ve ever
Had on a drive video so but it does get pitch black every time I do this journey I’ve just never mentioned it before course if it’s people looking for Vin Diesel then they’re going to be very disappointed well my hairland is starting to go a bit bny
We’re all very well behaved here 28 mil hour lights had of Chang to Red may not be able to see the church to this is very rare I plan this far ahead for uh going into a lane but you have to particularly with the amount of traffic
Cuz I don’t like being that person who’s pulling in between cars where there’s no Gap that’s the only way to do it when it’s this Busa so just getting the right lane to begin with which is the right lane lights ahead have changed to Green one’s going across I wasn’t
Expecting that will be H there you go we got a professional driver but a professional professional driver because basically a black cab driver it were people being really slow off the lights T know I know where you’re going man probably need to put your phone down concentrate what’s going on around
You you know like traffic lights and like right lights have changed for the uh Pelican Crossing yeah suppose you can call it that so now on the M60 going anticlockwise earlier we were going Uncle clockwise 76 car around but not many less than I was expecting Lane to cuz this is vly with
Very flashy lights I’m so L one we’re in l line three line one is about to disappear so line two becomes line one line three becomes line two line four becomes line three then almost immediately Lane one becomes a filter Lane so Lane one is soon disappearing
Lane two becomes Lane one and Lane three becomes lane two if you’re regular and you watched that video I did on uh oh was it all the uh news Round Up of the week the one with the James Bond dest um I did it as a Tik Tok
Video and within about 3 hours it had 1,800 hits sadly that was it stopped since then but yeah the Elder talker on Tik Tok don’t do much used to do something called scaredy bear but I scared the Chinese with that so I’m not allowed to do scaredy bear
Anymore hello it’s me I’m scaredy bear I’m scared but with a filter on where your voice changes to high pitch so it was really creepy something out of a nightmare that was a whole point but so yeah they know they didn’t like it anyway we’re doing bang on
70 weirdly there’s only one car that’s over to me while I’ve been on the mallway although it looks like that’s about to change they been caught by two cars fairly quickly both of them in Lane one which is quite impressive hi see you by the way if you’re on hope you’re Good hi Allan andela Lany Kim Andre I’m oh I up thought we’d have escaped all this straights are 50 okay no warning Whatsoever Q caution 40 I’m not quite at 50 yet but I can’t break because there cars around me behind me I’m slowing though I’m not accelerating I’m just slowing slowing slowing un like the cars either side of me so we’re getting there now the speed slowing slowing slowing
Do that say ends it does say ends slightly annoying so when’s a q not a q q y and that was fun can accelerate again now The B thing is can we get to the m61 junction before they close it enough well they’ve got a national speed limit sign as well so there must be some issue going on the iy on the m6 62 well there two lanes closed going in the opposite direction on the
M62 so we’re back up to 70 Range Rover and briak has been undertook and overt multiple times by the cars coming in the opposite direction there was a Direction no mean in this direction what me was behind me they behind you car is coming onless off the slip Road onto the
Motorway on where the lurry is so I can pull into Lane one oh we now got we’ve now got a speed restriction what’s this For 60 we’re doing 60 exit close to m61 again God sake would it’s give me advanced warning warning Warning some’s in a rush don’t mind we’re doing 60 I’m doing 60 so that’s 50 it love nothing more to see flash flash We’re coming off here thought something of that car is going to go through the red lights yep car’s going through the red light brilliant nicely done well done Red Cross right I’m thinking I need to go right normally I go left and then jump on to the mancunian way entrance and then onto the m61 but I think that might be closed as well so what I’m going to do is I’m going to go around
And jump on at the junction of the m61 which is uh the first Junction yeah I know what I mean please let Tech know what the hell he’s talking about please send an email too what the are you talking about you you ninia now this takes us to the
A666 which then will take us to the M61 which is the darkest pitch black motor way on Earth darkness my dreams Darkness Darkness filled with all time’s off I don’t turn out the light calling out your name don’t so no idea what road we’re on I know we’re not on the S6 something
Can do oh we might find out here oh no we don’t we just find out we’re head to Bolton and petrol at 14.9 so the same Saints spris not bad very mind the one I went to was one um 39.9 and that was shell as well so we’re in kley kley
Like we’re in kley eily it nice and easy someone catching me up so we’re doing uh we’re doing good this a 30 mph Zone there’s someone catching up actually I wonder why that went red oh yeah there’s a car catching me you could imagine this was a 40 certainly that bit
Anyway oh the car’s dropped back now so realiz that we getting red lights the other side of midnight black nights White lights are I need to listen to Welcome to the pleasure D the animals are winding me out the time come the time will come C the pleasure Dome
Erect moving on keep moving on here right then so we are now nearly at the set of traffic lights which will bring us out at the roundabouts when I jump off the m61 going the other way I have to um PE up for ages to get on to the roundabout
For just for clarity this is a white van in front of me being driven by a white van driver at 23 mil an hour unheard of so we should be able see ano petrol station I think I can so this is the set of traffic lights to be fair I can’t see
Much with this white van mainly because it’s very dirty someone’s marked they’ve obviously written something rude on it and the driver has wiped it off so there’s this very white patch look like of the van I’ll put that in my basket moving on keep moving on
Yeah guess what son now 145 point that’s quite expensive tried to kid you with the7 can’t cut a kid a kider cutter you can’t cut a kid a kid a cutter so run the ru boots come off here I let get lost on this road here cuz it’s very very
Confusing uh am I going where am I going yeah I am going this way I was getting confused cuz I don’t do do this very often and it it just makes very little Sense guess what’s on right there another this is 45.7 also an aster Express so I assume it’s owned by the uh people who own the aster now cuz they’ve rebranded a lot of their um petrol stations Asda m61 North right we want to go m61
North so I’m going this way cuzz they we go left end up where I don’t want to be which is um where does that take that where is lit to the one but anyway yeah don’t to go there I’m going to go down this one instead I’ve been riding up my bik beep
Beep beep beep it hasn’t got a the light beep I got run over on M beep by a block from Brazil he was very very cross oh this is this weird Road isn’t it I think been about five six times oh we got someone with small genitals ahead you can hear their Engine not them there’s one in front of the green Thum man oh yeah they’ve already gone over the bridge they’re in a rash May they’re going to way en so we good on to with the M1 which is very quiet going the dire we’re going
In it was very quiet going the other way as well okay so we got a ringed about with very little Lighting on it but not a lot of going on anyway so we go around that put remind of you going to chat feel free to chat obviously I cannot join in set
Chance CU I’m driving TR vehicle but you can have a chat amongst yourselves uh one what 49.9 no wonder it’s a tiny little sign that you can’t read don’t forget to like share subscribe as well we have to obviously free world and all it won’t be for much longer but you
Know enjoy the freedom all you can I think we’re now at the big set of traffic lights to be fair it would have been left or right would have been that bad we’re going right anyway that was good don’t think we get a filter though but hopefully not too many cars
Ahead I never know on Junction sometimes whether I’m supposed to go behind or in front of but I can’t see through the the car so we’re now on the A6 so I know where we are and we are heading past spice and spirits this is the off license no it’s
Not oh now it isn’t oh now it isn’t that’s not the off you were talking about this is not the off license you were looking for this is not the off license we’re looking for no that’s coming up in a moment where they other the Christmas tree shaped fairy lights on the window
For like 18 months consecutively they’ve now replaced them with flashy lights uh in lines mainly because the Christmas tree shape was still there obviously the lights have stop working so they’ve replaced them now with these beautiful flashy ones on the left I think I did do one of my weekly
Vlogs a couple year ago Where I Stood uh in front of that and it did have the Christmas tree shape so you can see it if you can be ours looking for it and tough don’t bother it’s not that exciting but thank you anyway so we’re now uh heading past the
New estate which is going to be on the right all the traffic lights are now option all the people living in them what tell you what they don’t throw stuff up yeah there’s people in the houses now crackly we’re now in a 40 mph Zone heading towards the darkest bway on the world
That I’m driving tonight which is running parallel with where we are at the Moment you got to beat the clock you got to beat the clock look at me I’m straddling you D bastard right so we’re going to go right at this round but you go left you end up on the Distribution Center uh Industrial Park estate thing a massive petrol station but I I
Would imagine it would have really it’s got a breaking King I didn’t know I had a breaking King that must been New a supermarket so w a lot of stuff down there now might have a Wonder down there Wonder day but I promise you’re the darkest Motorway in
The world and I don’t want to let you down so okay why are these lights working when there’s absolutely no need for them the darkest Motorway in the world that I’m driving on tonight so we’re about to go under the bus shelter under the um no yeah under the
Bus shelter that’s on top of a bridge so we’re going to go under the bridge under the bus shelter look like there’s a vehicle part next to the bus shelter on the right it’s not a bus though it’s a van just got to 70 if he looks at my
Last of the time of recording this streaming this uh 8 I the it is um I kept going I keep going on about the Statue of the horse the Knight on a horse actually let in the background of one of my uh um sens and what I didn’t realize was cuz all
Ever driven past it it’s made of I generally thought it was like bronze or look to be fair it’s probably just concrete but it’s on moldy anyway we’re down on the other side I can see with to Hill transmitter perfectly what’s going on here I don’t somebody to
Close the bloody exit Lane one is closed so we’re going to move across to Lane two we got off ni black illuminations yeah we can’t get off accelerates I need to break just take a photo of the accelerate more we slow down use the hill as an actal break
We’re down to uh 55 maybe a little dabble here just gets down to 40 cuz going around here at 50 is interesting got it down to 40 yeah not recommended going around there at 50 I’ll be honest with you we’re now to for well still in still in
At 40 we’re still going up 40 so that was it for the darkest Motorway in the world that I’m driving on tonight so the next exciting thing is truck count after an ambulance watch off right my left back to the PO here got to PCH the clug you got to PCH
The clock oh there’s a bus got there before me it’s going to let me go now didn’t think it want to be fair cuz I wasn’t way back turn the pouer I’ve got a bus to follow ni already there’s kimar again there still got this SC outside
Yep I don’t know why I did that oh he’s look at the bus he at midle l oh he’s flashing so people know there’s a bus Coming just going around the corner I must I want to buy uh buy drive a bus around here so yeah over the line but it is a bus I mean you know I was going to say what do you think you’re doing driving a bus but they are driving a bus so it’s
Fine although maybe not quite that much on still we going via black Rod reminds me I’ve still got a video to put up I filmed last year March on the buses some where I lost my wallet and everything went to an exhibition at Manchester uh Art Gallery just never got R na
So past uh the morate in past the bus L to be fair yeah that’s not really a landmark all the shops 20 P 9 and the shop on the right is shut from one takeway on the left is still all which is the Premier cyclist pedestrians car is none cycl pedestrian cars
None okay we going for that then so now heading towards dangerous Corners the original still the most dangerous oops just hope that bus driver isn’t coming the other way or that will be trouble come with me or that will be trouble Dead or Alive you’re coming with me your move Creep K his arms little up over the canal CR Hotel L of cars there tonight is there some big football match or something on this is Tuesday night who’s going to be watch ch’s going to go to Pub Tuesday unless it’s karaoke night or something night 3 two one two things the wobbley
Wibble car bami did it perfectly the car behind that did it perfectly the car behind that did it perfectly that’s very unusual see Mount Alo repairs coming down to Tesco speed camera here white lighted Railway bar is no shots 43.9 Spar still up filthy yeah it looks perfect now skulls
CIS m is forly known as p on the left coming up shortly perfect timing for the traffic lights 141.5 as we now up up the hill at 28 M hour car in front’s going that fast it can hardly stay in its LAN centri Fugal forces throwing it into opposing
Traffic so the monument lit up on the right after the Pelican Crossing looking spot then where this car’s turning left is p alarms looking Spectacular Now four ambulances four ambulances when we went up here the other day the other day earlier on tonight oh God that lights were
Bright how many are they now uh two it looks like one of them is about to leave as well so pass Plantation Gates on the Right what was that the car’s reversing into the road rather than than surely to God you got you got to be able to know to reverse in a straight line before you get P your test oh there’s some kind of big screen thing going on in the uh cherry garden
PP that’s what it is I have no idea wibbly wobbly wble Wobble Wobble wble the original and still the best Spencer roads going through the roundabouts and then we’ll be getting on to truck counts there’s been an issue apparently with truck count with tough at least not getting the uh signal
Working cut out for him but other people it doesn’t so I don’t quite know how that works but anyway good luck to fingers crossed and it might be a Whopper tonight why is that you say because it’s early it’s only coming up to P 9 which can only mean one
Thing a lot of the trucks might be feeling quiet or less busy camera that was never removed you see all lit up there doing its job so this is what I was on about this should be a zebra Crossing be with me that is closing be with
Me and this that is becoming a zebra Crossing should be a Pelicans cross crossing for the school kids anyway Beach Hill straight dropping down to dangerous traffic lights number two please see very shops that Premier shot not like the one in as so we’re heading down getting ready for another exciting trick
Count uhoh the lights are on red oh no they’re not but on green uhoh the lights are on red so we about to go over Canal which is now a then ditto for the river and get ready to throw a right I was going to buy a car from them but they R
Out now never you know one again that was Rish the run out right then so we got Mar L Mill Gus um Arrow XL whatever you want to call it whatever generation you are on the right which means we are very soon doing truck car remember we only count the cabs we
Don’t count the trailers we don’t count small Vans we only count uh tractor units for articulated lores or large delivery BS where you cannot access uh the back of the van because the cab is a separate entity I start you with number one you keep coun it I will
Tell you when to stop so this is number one this is what we counted if it’s a trailer without one of these you don’t count it if it’s one of these without a trailer you counting go one that doesn’t count cuz it’s moving both sides right keep that number in your
Head sometimes there one up here there hasn’t been for a while there isn’t tonight so that is it that’s the end of truck count how many trucks do count don’t type it in now type it ready and then when I say now press Send 3 2 one send well the answer was 10 there were 10 trucks in truck count this week I think it’s one or two up on last week but not the record we’ve had so far this year which was about 17 I remember rightly anyway that is it for tonight’s uh fun and
Excitement I know you can’t set two which you one go so uh thank you very much for watching if indeed you still are and all being well I will see you again next time until then bye