AUDIENCE suggests opening line of dialogue, WE improvise the rest.

Mexican Aliens, With-Sl*ts and Psycho kids. We’re makin’ it up as we go.

Completely improvised on the spot, LIVE @ThEaLBANY in London.

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So now guys we are going to uh we’re going  to do some scenes for you and the way this   works is that we’ll start a scene we’re going  to get any kind of suggestion from you I just  

Get from you guys an opening line of dialogue  for this first scene any line of dialogue I   love you thank you never seen anything like  I’ve never seen anything like that let’s go   with I love you and we may come back to this  one let’s start there give a big round of

Applause I love you you know that har even though  we’ve been married 55 years I still wake up every   day look at your hunch by wow what a catch that  very I was just dropping a rose on gra what why  

Would you do that who way of business I have all  the rightous and it was hard to hold on to the RO bowing from work oh this  is very work babe oh what a   good UND leaving roses are barried for  works you said I had nothing to worry about you

[Applause] SL you have sex will barri  from never is dead for me I bought my Ouija yes I you didn’t even ask him a question ask SL a witch too [Applause] what I am a witch SL [Music] and that’s one more [Applause] [Music]

R okay next opening for this  is be I’ve never seen anything like I’ve never seen anything like I also never seen lo I had never seen anything like  know we were just saying the same thing   same we had never I was just here we were  just here and then the flying this came  

Down and then and then started to pick up  the couch and then start I there some sort   of new farming equipment you know for cow  distribution I like your optimism but I’m   pretty sure we’re looking at Alien  Invaders here I’m not talking about Mexicans whoa slow your R Jeremiah remember that traditional Trum  

Suppor godamn don’t care for  come from the sky over ground just for once let’s not shoot the alien  listen to our little brother what you got   mind I maybe some diplomacy you know this  used to be the the give us your tide your  

PO your H masses let’s let’s add aliens to  that as well give us one minute here why   you think we going H going what daddy  always talk to us about communication It’s coming one of the little  great man is coming towards   us hey you you get out there  got this we’ll be rooing for [Music] you my name is welcome to  Oklahoma what you you’re nervous   or something I’m complely nervous sound  like you’re from downtown a yes well I’m  

Actually from Dominguez 59 Planet really  America oh love you what’s your name sry [Applause] I’m are get a a job to start this  one any job dentist teacher Grandma   caretaker Grand feel like we already have  some dead old people more like that child psychologist that got a weird reaction that

I need you just to calm yourself I’m  so totally Cal I’m cool as a cucumber   as a cucumber regular session okay this a  regular session okay so look so yes you so   yes yes so you write what I I write what you  okay how do you feel your feeling about your  

Relationship with your mother no no cuz I  know what you’re doing you’re doing this   to try to make me what is so don’t get into  my head Shing again I’m not I make your no

No I’m in control of your mind not you in control  of mine I didn’t say anything otherwise why would   you bring it up unless you started [Music] my  tell me how have your dreams been interesting   characters keep popping up okay what kind  of characters oh you know mother father your [Laughter]

Wife he died last year didn’t she yes  this is correct this is correct and uh   is has my wife been uh doing as part  of your dreams oh you know we play B   then you know she cries she said oh no  oh no if only my husband was a better

Psychologist know at your old s am I making you angry drag own Bo I’m sorry should not have done this I  have been emotionally compromised yes I   think it must be the end of the session  today okay good I’m going to go play [Applause] Pokemon lovely this next