Chris Froome being PATHETIC for 5th yr in a row is HILARIOUS!

Chris Froome wants to participate and win stages without doping in Tour de France 2024, but his start to the season at Tour de Rwanda 2024, where he finished nearly 16 minutes behind winner Joseph Blackmore, does not indicate anything good for Christopher Froome Tour de France 2024. His friend Geraint Thomas has already told him that it is impossible for him to be close to riders like Tadej Pogacar Strade Bianche 2024 , Jonas Vingegaard Tirreno Adriatico 2024 , Remco Evenepoel vs Primoz Roglic Paris Nice 2024 or Tom Pidcock Strade Bianche 2024.

However, Froome is trying to continue to squeeze money out of Israel tycoon , Sylvan Adams, who himself has won more races in the last year than Froome himself. Hilarious.

Team vima’s Victorious doubles at the opening weekend the surprising performance of some much improved teams and seeing our good friend Chris Frum returning to the continent where he caught Bill harier are the three great standout classic moments for cycling in February frumi has started his season provoking grief and laughter at the same

Time every time he gets on a racing bike but to find out what he intends to do we have to travel back in time specifically to July 2023 when FR uploaded a video to YouTube crying about not going to the tour to France after a

Season in which he got wait for it eight UCI points he was the cyclist who got the least points from an Israel team in which there are some real unknowns to the general public Riders such as Taj Jones yens reinders or Marco fro and this despite being by far the one who

Earned more money than anyone else with an absolutely embarrassing in salary of more than 55 million e per year for the winner of seven grand Tours including one after testing positive for salbutamol there was a flood of cheap excuses to continue mugging the team that had taken him in after already

Giving terrible signs of performances to come in his final year with inos perhaps his bill harier had returned in full competition or he had a pain in his back and he couldn’t mix Tramadol with his usual medications or time trial bikes are a danger to cyclists or then those cycling fans who

Criticize him they shouldn’t give an opinion because we cause him sudden sadness yes we do and then the final and most comical of all was that he realized that the saddle of his bike was 3 cm wrongly placed and evidently that had prevented him from pedaling properly now

That’s an excuse as cheapest can be for anyone who’s ever ridden a bike knows very very quickly when something’s uncomfortable let alone a professional Rider even chicken rasmason himself scoffed at this excuse by claiming that even if he rode his 2015 motorized pinell he wouldn’t finish in the top 20

At the tour of Rwanda now I know that many of you will say in the comments FR has had a crash it shattered his femur in 2019 and he hasn’t been the same since yeah and Greg lemond was shot with Buckshot and still won two more tour to France and he

Gamber now is back to being halfway competitive in Small Town Races after almost losing his life whats small the one who’s fed up really fed up with all these excuses is the Jewish team’s Tycoon and Patron Canadian Israeli billionaire philanthropist Silvan Adams this handsome tanned maderito has put

The Olympic medalist in his place on several occasions by stressing that if he does not perform it’s not because of his 2019 femur injury but because his overall level is absolutely pitiful he insisted that FR was not worth his salary and that he was not being compensated for what he was paying him

And that even as an advertisement for his nation and team he was no longer useful since he had signed through as a possible candidate to win the Tour to France and he’s ended up being swindled losing more than 15 million euros in three years Silvan Adams is evidently

Fed up with the excuses of the man who’d won nothing in cycling until bill harier was detected and even in November 2023 claimed the following does anyone believe that a rider who was won seven grand Tours now says that the position of his saddle is out by several

Centimeters is this credible for a rider who falls off on the first climb of the day harsh words from a man who’s been conned harsh words from a man who’s given him the best equipment and even made those marginal gains something Derek G knows all too well marginal

Gains for FR to perform but it wasn’t enough for the white Kenyon however he has to stick it out because even though FR is no longer amongst the highest paid cyclists of the year he continues to be paid that handsome salary until the naturalized Brit wants to retire which

According to Chris himself will be in 2026 so what can Adams do with FR until then well the answer is easy use him as a mascot Silvan Adams is not an imbecile he has even won more races this year than FR winning the World Championship in the master 6569 age group that’s why

He knows that fr’s poor level on the bike is not enough to take him halfway around the world to promote the brand his country is at War don’t worry FR will appear in a commercial video to tell you to visit Jerusalem that he has to show how he helps poor African

Children with the millions of dollars left over well there goes FR he’s Kenny and for a reason and he can empathize better with these young kids than bam germai himself could ever hope to do perhaps you can use him to promote the healthy kosher food that Jews eats well

To pay other Jews like Harry Potter or Scarlett Johansson we can use fry instead he may be less attractive but at least he’s already on the payroll we would all be applauding the circus show of Bradley wiggins’s greatest enemy if he would accept that his level is that

Of a mascot who earns millions of Euros for a appearing in commercials like crusty did in The Simpsons but no FR wants to continue playing the alpha male and has told one of his few friends in cycling gine Thomas what his new dream for 2024 is to win a stage in the tour

To France or failing that to be close to the best in the GC of the gruk even G himself didn’t believe it when he told him he ended up laughing in his face and telling him that well that’s hardly likely to happen is it I mean it’s just as if you dear subscriber

Had told Thomas that hopefully you would win a stage of the tour 2024 laughable now to do this FR has repeated the plan that he made in the 2023 campaign I’m not talking about being humiliated in the tour down under but rather going to the tour of Rwanda a

Competition in which most professional teams take their under 23 Riders and where most of the participants are Africans and locals who participate by election a village race but elevated to the 2.1 category of cycling by the dirty interests of David leaon on African soil dressed as usual in his philanthropic

Adams company’s advertising Jersey FR wrote the same circuit created by his Patron for poor young rwandans and he shot his classic commercial video that one however when he got on his bike his performance was not what was expected for a potential Tour of France stage winning contender

In the opening team time trial FR could have smiled by finishing second behind leev sudal under 23 team but in reality he had no credit when he came in 5 minutes and 21 seconds behind his teammates in other words he had the balls to go for a ride on an 18 km stage

To start the season a great example for his under 23 teammates in fact his gregario duties were limited to carrying water bottles and attempting an attack at the start of the queen stage of the addition one which failed miserably while his 21-year-old teammate Joseph Blackmore took the glory FR had

To settle for 27th Place out of 64 in the GC almost 16 minutes behind the winner in a week-long competition in front of under 23 cyclists and semi-professional cyclists and cyclists from Marius oh Chris FR stop cheating people follow Adams’s example and build your cycling school projects in Kenya you’ve

Already swindled enough money to behave like a philanthropic millionaire now dear viewers let us know in the comments where you think FR will finish in the tour to France 2024 perhaps we could take a saddle and raffle it among the participants yes