Two-Up Top Speed! | Budget Bike Battle Bratislava | Day 03 to Prague

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I what time is it 9:00 I’ll leave you To morning baby here you go oh look at the finger look at That her her bones come out of the side of her finger look oh let’s get your authentic real sheep skin rug passenger Comfort is key Here yeah I I just it it was an absolute waste of time you you didn’t get to no just it’s like marshm and a slot machine just Brewers troop baby did you uh enter it to be honest with you I don’t really fancy Her so we’re off to Prague today it’s a big one big day 250 Mi which was know we did more than more than that yesterday yeah not for our mile munching Marathon moners medallions but um no it’s also a big going be a big night tonight uh Prague

Is uh probably the Stag capital of the world is I think I mean they’re all they’re all right up there they stagy yeah yeah cheap be loads of uh I don’t think it’s that cheap anymore is it not no it’s quite it’s quite expensive in Cosmopolitan really we can find some

Divey [ __ ] yeah yeah I like cheap beer I prefer shitol Yeah so always um so was quite difficult getting on this first thing in the morning there’s like a there’s like a bit of a knck to it I don’t think I do bars there you’ve got a kind of like Johnny Wilkins in it with the old kind of bit of a run up

And do you re I’ll be able to get over that no way way no way no way dude no no way no if I hit it at speed you out yeah oh [ __ ] hell what I just I forgot you the other side of the road here aren’t we and there was a car

Coming been there and done that before I smashed the [ __ ] out of a Frenchman once really yeah he was French so nobody cared um Fatima looks a little bit twisted today she does look as shouldn’t look as comfortable today as she was yesterday oh bless her just come and

Have a look just to make sure she she had a hard night of bloody rooting that’s why yeah she’s a bit kind of lopsided really is she yeah what does uh t tant look like on the back of a chis is she she’s uh she’s a bit to the right you I

Think it’s it’s it’s one of those things where it’s quite obvious that you strapped her on the side standand I was going to say yeah that’s yeah sorry need do a little B sensor check for uh Chardon yeah she looks she looks nice sh SL [ __ ] Shantel yeah yeah we might have to

Change her name to Shantel because I keep calling her Shantel because she just feels like a Shantel maybe shardon is her stage name when she’s on when she’s on the pole to be honest it’s handly having a girlfriend like this that you can actually get their name

Wrong and she’s not going to [ __ ] not going to answer back although mine did injure me last night but let’s not talk about that well yeah it wasn’t a penile injury why have I got extra Bluster today there is there is is there it just

Feels a bit windier and a bit louder uh left here a bit a bit Nicky louder where are we going petrol station yeah Petty well we’ve uh got straight on the motorway and uh We’ve Got by the looks of it uh 10 minutes of congestion uh and and lane splitting oh how long have we got on this journey Al uh it’s 5 hours okay how many uh miles uh 460 K so that’s

Probably four fuel stops for you then isn’t it Al oh [ __ ] oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you’re getting what 100 miles really till till empty pretty much do you fancy going off the motorway today uh I think I wouldn’t mind just a little bit cuz it’s boring as [ __ ] isn’t

It yeah but I thought we wanted to get without without motorways it’s 9 hours but I’m not saying the whole way on a b road am I I just thought it’d be nice to have a little you know little play yeah no I know your bikes aren’t very

Exciting but oh God thank you mate didn’t do to hit the resal reservation though yeah this bike’s got more character than a [ __ ] Stone where’s the emergency Lane you I’m sorry mate but that that bike has not got any character it’s so Bland oh [ __ ] off what

Are you doing [ __ ] sake [ __ ] silly old [ __ ] get [ __ ] [ __ ] RIT [ __ ] he’s flipping me off get [ __ ] in you [ __ ] stupid piece of [ __ ] car they’re just jealous that’s all that’s all that’s wrong with these people they’re satting GP yeah they don’t want to be sat there they don’t like being

Overtaken basically and they think that we should sit there and add add to everyone else’s queue what’s the [ __ ] point [ __ ] off get [ __ ] see look some people like this like this guy so overly like it’s like why can’t everyone be like that guy yeah well it’s not everyone wants to

Scrape the car on the cental reservation that’s true see what I don’t know is like at what point does filtering become well you know what I mean at what speed there’s no set um speed there’s no Set uh Highway C or law or anything it’s it’s common yeah but if you’re obviously

At 70 mph say that’s you shouldn’t technically in the UK anyway be going faster than that so it’s definitely it’s not filtering at 70 is it if if it’s traffic if traffic’s doing 70 and you’re doing 80 to filter through it then that’s a bit naughty I I think as long

As you stick within 15 20% of the speed no more difference between the vehicles around you so you don’t scare people basically too much don’t let those ripples your wake disturb anyone it’s all right there’s no problem yeah or or or or when or when car drivers don’t

Like the fact that you’re doing it and then make it really dangerous yeah and then go you’re going to get yourself killed while swerving into the PA of you on purp no yeah what you what you’re going to do is get someone killed right yeah let’s crack on let’s get this [ __ ]

Done yeah let’s get this show on the road so we’ve just um stopped at a Servo cuz uh thirsty pants need some more fluid and um boothy missed the exit so he’s gone uh he’s out of uh intercoms range so I don’t know what he’s done I

Guess he’s going to stop at the next one I think that’s the last thing I heard him say so I guess we’ll just um find out so look who’s back Boo’s back guess who’s back Boo’s back yeah sorry about that that was a bit um I didn’t see the

Exit to that uh that uh Servo and um yeah it came up a little bit fast and you can’t break very quickly on this and I couldn’t see if there was anything on the inside Lane so I just thought [ __ ] it I’m going to miss this one I don’t

Need fuel anyway I’ve still got over the needle is over like the full side of full so it’s beyond full so we’re all right I’m all right for fuel yeah I mean it was a bit of an early stop I was just saying off camera I mean 66 Mi is quite

A that’s quite a premature we’re not stopping every 66 mil I mean we’ got to figure out a different solutions so whether we get a Jerry can uh uh the next Servo as an emergency or just roll it and we can suck some out of these but we’ll be

We’ll be there forever or if ever going get everyone’s going to get eggy about it just you two just ride on I’ll just meet you there no one’s getting eggy Alis we’re just we’re just starting to get fit up of oh oh well yeah yeah I think I think

You’re being a bit defensive I think if anyone’s starting to get EG Alistar yeah that’s it yeah I think um I think Fatima’s attitude’s been rubbing off on yeah maybe she’s been whispering in his ear in the night like oh those two are only holding you back

Anyway we’re not stopping at 66 miles again that was ridiculous well well this what I’m saying like go just don’t go on like honestly I don’t want to ruin your trip um but I’m not running out of fuel so okay but just buy a [ __ ] fuel can

It’s so simple where are you eggy right so a bit of a geography update where are we Dresden yeah Dres our dresen was that real sign of that sight of that severe farming wasn’t it because the Germans didn’t think that we could reach Dresden and we absolutely smashed the

[ __ ] out of it what was his name Harris bomber firebomb yeah bomber Harris har bomber Commander yeah he he he didn’t mind didn’t mind carpet bombing yeah it it it was pretty bad C it was pretty bad I read a statistic once for every I can’t remember the exact numbers but for

Every ton of bombs that that they dropped on us in the war we dropped like 32 two tons so although the kind of Blitz the blitz was pretty bad for us it was uh really really really bad for the Germans and Dresden because they didn’t

Expect it it was it was a lot of Civilian death wasn’t there and they had an underground system I think which turned into like a it was it almost fueled all the fires I think the fires burned for something like [ __ ] 8 weeks or something it it was so intense

It melted brick something stup I don’t know some some various uh inaccurate facts that are coming out of my noise it’s it’s great knowing having facts and statistics that you don’t actually you know there is a fact about it but you don’t really know what the fact is no

It’s it’s it’s it’s misinformation isn’t it yeah is yeah yeah exactly yeah oh it’s fine the internet’s full of that anyway so sorry just make it up anyway I know you enjoy uh spending your time reading misinformed conspiracy theories Chris yeah well they’re not conspiracy theories they’re conspiracy facts right

Let’s get the crack on with this well I what are we doing for lunch scr did you see that sign so uh your bike’s actually pretty quick I mean we just we just did a you just did 106 on that with with uh with Topp on the back because I’ve got this

Overdrive gear it’s 100 mph was only 5,000 revs so it’s not using loads of fuel it’s happy as Lowry just to sit there and with a decent size fuel tank you can sit there at you know 80 90 mph and it’s was up it’s fine whereas poor

Old Fagan I I can’t even see him in my mirrors now he’s gone he’s he’s [ __ ] scared to go over 80 mph because it’s going to use his fuel even faster than it already is so yeah so we got to moderate our speed really yeah cuz if we’re not stopping for fuel we’re

Stopping for for food for him there he is L he’s in the mirrors I he he is but a long last oh also uh just to mention that um boy’s indicators had a bit of a bit of a flip out but they seem to be operational again now don’t they

Yeah I think there might be something wrong with the switch because yesterday when I was using indicators I felt like there was just a bit of play in the switch that maybe the Su a bit loose so uh but yeah they’re working now which is nice well this is beautiful is it it’s

Great great temperature beautiful roads nice and fast easy pey bikes yeah it’s Lush right let’s go and find somewhere for lunch yeah let’s do exactly that cuz I think going to start getting up he’s already getting a bit bit eggy is he yeah it’s eggville Tennessee I lost my

Shoe earlier shant’s shoe she found it there you like that’s just good very Good um we’ve caused a bit of a scene coming in here actually yeah you got to be careful with these little shoes don’t you come on let’s get this on look at that feet come on there love let’s get you sorted she’s got a very stubborn heel bone let’s get some Taka Taka Carlson you ready then boys let’s go we got this is this is the most attention we’ve got so far yeah definitely yeah yeah it’s nice to have an audience once in a while it’s bringing joy to people’s lives I think I genuinely think people are are happy to see this they are I’m

Um I’m a little bit concerned about my air horn cuz I just realized it’s um that Hitler has only got one ball isn’t it I don’t know if you’re allow to do that in Germany well uh we’ got a few miles to do now so um let’s buckle on again get going girls

What the girls like oh the head’s falling off a little bit oh really oh have you got a loose head it’s not loose she’s just a bit depressed at the moment I think toppin is uh yeah she’s all right she’s still uh she’s still in one

Piece not really moved to be honest she happy as Larry up there I’m surprised f is still going the way she is cuz she she didn’t have a great start to the uh day uh we’re looking a bit wonky and she’s still got our resting [ __ ] face

Okay highp Speed Run let’s see what we can do oh bre breaks [ __ ] it I’m doing it 100 105 110 what’s yours indicating now [ __ ] it out that’s about 13 I reckon well I don’t know how fast I was going cuz the speedo is not working but I reckon it

Was definitely over 100 and to be honest it’s not the 100 mph that scary it’s the needing to slow down from that when you roll off and everything kind of loads up and o yeah yeah that’s definitely the worst bit got Slow Down slow down slow down

Slow down okay they’re gone they’re gone what oh god oh that’s enough for me I think [ __ ] me yeah that’s enough for that point I’m worried about her that was 118 I mean if you think the fuel consumption was bad before now it’s [ __ ] horrendous on record what you on now um

Just over half a tank [ __ ] we done we done 36 miles or something yeah Honda reckons that this bike is good for 120 mph there’s absolutely no chance maybe with uh without fat on the back well it’s a bit old now isn’t it I mean it’s it’s 30 years old so it’s

Probably lost a fair few of those and it’s got a [ __ ] great hole in the exhaust yeah which I don’t think is helping it’s a custom exhaust but we’ve got a big hill now let’s see how far how fast we can drag up this hill on the old uh on the old

Voyager I think Al’s going to try and slip stream us oh that’s horrible that’s me as fast as I can go I think is it I don’t know how fast I’m going but I’m not it’s not going to go any faster I’m going to come pass I’m pass on the

Inside can you drag out on oh my God [ __ ] it out got few about hour in the slip Street we’ve left the cor Ry behind that’s not bad this whole thing gets a move on it’s a lot faster than I thought it would be well it’s a big 1200

Cc it’s a in line four it’s a bloody super bike engine it’s 12 you keep saying that yeah well let’s do a um should we do a uh we’ll do a geared one as well then should we so we’ll start in lower gears like your Optimum Gear 3 2 1

Yeah yeah this probably I think this probably goes faster in fourth gear you know I don’t think it can quite pull the revs in Top Gear but it is an overdrive gear I’m just uh fapping around trying to find the petrol station there’s a sign there about petrol what did it say 83

Km right will you lead the way oh there is right in front look see the sign there oh yeah uh yeah so it’s safe to say that I think I’ve probably got about 85 90 of the tank for this one I don’t I don’t know what’s going on in

I thought it was lights no I don’t lights go for it mate go for it mate go for it [ __ ] them Hal Berry H Barry Mary hary what’s yours called Pacific Coast it’s called a future classic mate that’s what it’s called I still I still don’t

Get it I just I don’t understand it well I mean you you don’t appreciate the style no clearly which is why which is why you bought an RT yeah but this is a really good bike if you paid 500 quid for that I could kind of see how it

Could be a considered like a winner oh have you seen one of these on the road since we left no and there’s a reason for that they’re [ __ ] [ __ ] and you can’t even get them in the UK they were we were too intelligent to import them this is the first sign of

Check uh stuff on the blue sign there big sign for Prague big sign for CZ we’re nearly there kids we’ve got an hour and a half uh 100 50 km to go so uh yeah one last little stretch now what sort of uh what’s the best what’s your

Favorite bit about a fanny um Volver uh labia I I’ve it could be anything I like this I like the I like a really wet Fanny that’s that’s my yeah a nice warm wet Fanny well you know you know you’re doing the job right exactly

Yeah have you ever have you ever had a wet Fanny there now no that sounds at the beginning of iron what’s that’s that guy in the wheelchair Iron Man no iron side ironide right well I think this um this little tunnel or Valley over a river whatever this is the Border we’ve just

Left the motherland of uh no the Fatherland actually of Germany uh and to my glorious BM and now we’re entering the Czech Republic just in time for uh my ears to pop just before we went through the Border there if that was a border it seems I mean it’s weird isn’t going

Through a border with the when there isn’t really anything there but blood EU May’s just pops I feel like we’re kind of we’re uh is that a sign of Crossing Borders is it you they they make your ears yeah it is yeah that always happens

When I cross a border but you can tell by the um scenery it’s it’s just a little bit different to what we there was a lot of flat early run in Germany when we’ve got to this side it’s become a lot um a lot flat I think they like it

Called ceter these days I don’t think they do I think cin Nevels are like a different thing a cin I think is not from I think they’re from Cher yeah they yeah think that’s a different thing yeah now we’re out of Germany I guess the autoband are

Finished and we’re down to a speed limit 13k oh well that’s all right you you can get some uh distance on 130 clicks what’s that about 80 mph exactly yeah okay well let’s get going cheer up love she looks absolutely pissed yeah it’s all right babe we’re in

Prag now have a great night so we’re just debating whether to uh grab a beer now while we find some petrol cuz I’m I’m running on fumes and we’ve got 12 km left that’s a surprise restaurant nonstop we don’t stop we the restaurant till we par we going straight over then are we

Yeah Navigator [ __ ] roads are [ __ ] it’s all right on this yeah they pretty smooth on this welcome to prag ladies and gentlemen I wish I knew more about it I wish I could tell you a few facts but unfortunately um I’m not that intelligent four oh it’s not it’s obviously not

Euros is it it’s croner I think or something yeah CR the [ __ ] is it just pay on card it feels almost a bit spanishyo good the gearboxes in this for a 30-y old bike the Box feels brand new taxi bus bicycle and I’m sure that’s

Said motorc dead go it do it do it do it it’s so Spanish isn’t it it is Spanish the roads look Spanish the signs are span looks more Italian than Spanish it’s like oh [ __ ] me Italy and Spain are like the same [ __ ] place [ __ ] sake yeah my gearbox feels

Like I mean essentially is what it is they they’ve got a really good Honda taking the pan European engine and gearbox out put Harley [ __ ] of thing in it and got over Americans to design it and put the [ __ ] on it it’s just it’s it’s it’s nothing like a Honda this is

Nothing like a Honda I think we’re about to go but there’s a tram there so I quite like trams though as a transportation really I prefer them to underground trains yeah I don’t really like any do you hate TRS then have you got something against them well I don’t

Hate them I just just I just don’t like h w w I don’t um it’s not drums that I dislike oh it’s not public transport like it’s the people on it I don’t like having to sit next to people who don’t know and you know you never

Know who’s going to okay but that’s the same transport yeah it is yeah it is it is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hell what what happens here what happens here what the [ __ ] are you doing what we in the bus am I in the bus just [ __ ] just [ __ ]

[ __ ] it I don’t know I don’t know if I’m doing this right I mate right here Michael proton therapy center [ __ ] me just go over it mate just [ __ ] go over it just don’t worry about it sorry Dad don’t do it again little [ __ ] stop [ __ ] pissing your

Mom off and wanking in her [ __ ] favorite dish cloth can’t really see a bastard thing no I can’t do you want to come in the the bus lane the motorbike Lane uh the mot Lane if that’s what it is Hotel pav over [ __ ] son yeah get out of the sky

Dick oh that’s a bit [ __ ] tight that [ __ ] hell by IND problems intermittent one minute it works the next minute it doesn’t I’ve just realized I’m not following one of you per there’s someone else on a moped I thought it was V petrol station you want it uh you want it you

Want it yeah oh [ __ ] hell well driven past it nowy you going for you going for here yeah oh [ __ ] me no he’s not loving that mate he’s not Lo he [ __ ] likes it at all does he he’s [ __ ] around with his radio this old [ __ ] ladder look only fast only low oh

[ __ ] I can’t see a thing and I nearly run over a man with some flowers so I’m just going to go a bit slower yeah oh there couped streets here oh this is nice going to come look at our tits for this are they good oh Wonder [ __ ] yeah are they going

For it [ __ ] Bilo that’s that’s cheers thanks mate yeah thanks guys [ __ ] right here yeah that’s what I’m indicating right I can’t [ __ ] see you you dick cuz you didn’t let me out we should have [ __ ] off then you I was just [ __ ] driving along making progress not like a [ __ ]

Just cuz you got the most boring [ __ ] vehicle known as man doesn’t you have to drive like a [ __ ] making progress is such a [ __ ] wanky copper thing to say yes well I am a wanky copper aren’t I oh the indicators are working again oh my God it’s right next to McDonald’s oh

For [ __ ] sake what’s happened to her why is she so dirty that’s going to be it isn’t it host H blacka Randy Kuma just park here next the smack heads oh smile you’re on you’re on camera am I yeah 9 9:00 9:00 there’s like urban urban

Creme hey so sorry do okay great I’ll go and get my friends [ __ ] oh [ __ ] put it’s been really [ __ ] embarrassing out here there’s been loads of people some of them are SMY but a lot of them are just [ __ ] miserable [ __ ] who’s that who are these [ __ ]

Bastards tying up their women I’ve never ridden oh [ __ ] I’ve never rid a bik fck driven into a lift before although it’s a little bit carbon not I’m going to turn that off if we get stuck in here we will die it’s just [ __ ] open behind us is that moving no that’s a

Metro oh oh something happened then we got we got to fill one space there you go it’s going there number one oh quick oh well we all made it high fives high fives high fives high fives high fives high fives well on love well on well on beautiful well done well on Fatty well as you can see we’re in the heart of culture um and uh this is your cultural Ambassador for the evening hi uh we’re in Prague center of Prague downtown Oldtown square and I’m going to treat Bry to uh a night out you ready for this big night out in prag I’ve

Never been to Prague before in fact I’ve never been to the Czech Republic so pretty pretty excited looking forward to what uh prague’s got to offer it’s pretty nice actually isn’t it yeah yeah well let’s get a shot in yeah to start off with let’s go over there some drinks let’s go drink

We’ve got um bit of body art bit of Edam Captain shits crack yeah crack P crack [Applause] p [Applause] It smells like a tap ass restaurant out here right thank you very much than for the water love you mate you pe and do the thing don’t turn the light off good night mate night Night What up what up what up mate