THE BIG THIEVERY SPECIAL: MANCHESTER

Now this is the best ramp I’ve seen in a while to get your high-speed uh cartoon style jumping over or something look you can actually vacuum wet tiles outside in the rain but it does make a difference algae on the unpolished nice and clean on the polished this is Michael this is the

Charlie V show the best show in Manchester have a great weekend mate you too man well police van very apt I would have liked that to have come back past in the background but there was a bunch truggies trog litos staring at me as I

Was doing my uh my piece to camera so I’m back on public property I’m not on court property anymore I wasn’t inside the court but I was on the steps so uh these photons should be safe is we’re walking back up the side of the magistrates Court we’ve left the Crown

Court Crown Court behind me is for what Americans would call felonies and the magistrates Court up ahead is for primarily misdemeanor although you I think you can get a prison sent from the magistrates court but you have to be a very bad boy and I say boy because uh it’s mostly us

Uh men who commit the crimes not because we’re morally worse than women it wasn’t us that ate that apple in the garden was it it’s not because we’re morally worse it’s because we’ve got testosterone we are victims of the testosterone which is a very exciting yet sometimes violent geographical area

Of the hormone World speaking of the Garden of Eden that reminds me of a joke so uh Adam and Eve were getting hot and heavy they were rutting in the Garden of Eden and it was a hot summers’s day so temperatures were between 80 to 100° f

It was getting a bit sweaty a bit honking between the legs so Eve goes uh I’ll just go and have a little wash Adam’s like yeah quite right it’s getting a bit fragrant down there Eve so she goes for a little wash finds the stream that runs through the Garden of

Eden and as she begins to wash her private lady bits God Parts the heavens Parts the clouds and in between his Thunderbolts he screams no Eve no Eve don’t do it I’ll never get that smell off the fish so I’m happy to see that my rant against the uh Bolshevik attitude

Of young retail staff whether in a shop a restaurant or any other service is uh grinding my gears these are The Adolescents who came of age in the covid you tell the customer what to do it’s not about taking their money anymore it’s about training the customer to

Behave themselves as we see fit in the great Soviet shop that is Rudy’s Pizza anyway I was watching a show on YouTube about I know it’s not a Porsche but it’s a nice car there’s a guy he’s one of these big YouTubers he buys and sells cars that’s his Hobby and he’s very

Passionate about it I can’t remember the channel name but he walks into Porsche and he’s got like 50 cars himself he he’s he puts his money where his mouth is he’s a he’s a car collector walks into Porsche and goes can I please buy the new GT3 RS I think that’s what it’s

Called something like that and uh Porsche goes uh oh have you got a history of buying cars with us he goes no I’ve never bought a Porsche before but I saved up and that’s the Porsche I want and then they kind of smirking explained to them H sorry mate you got

To have a history of buying loads of Porsches and losing money through depreciation on Porsches you don’t want and he’s like what I I’ve literally got half a million pound in my bank account look I’ll show you I want to buy this Porsche nah it doesn’t work like that

Very high demand car you got to be in the club and then we tell you whether you’re allowed to buy it and uh there’s something about that whole thing thing doesn’t sit right now ordering a pizza or ordering a t-shirt in a shop isn’t the same as buying a

Porsche but the retail staff will have you believe it is and that really grinds my gears ceramic interpretation of a balloon dog taking a balloon turd how much 12,950 if I can recommend you all to watch The Grand Budapest Hotel please do ray finds utterly hilarious just make

Sure sure you don’t watch asteroid city which is probably the worst film I’ve ever seen yo no I’m not filming you don’t worry some sometimes people point a camera hello I follow you on YouTube I’m off the court now we [ __ ] at the place you know Chinese New Year

Chinese Char I like your content lad thank you mate so anyway good you good luck in court let me smile don’t get my bald are you American is famous very famous YouTuber on my video now do you want all right go on now that you know I’m famous go on Happy Chinese Happy

Chinese New Year it’s MC red and you’re watching the Charlie be show nice one mate appreciate it good luck going to is that your boyfriend good Stand By Your Man Stand By Your Man you know what SCS this my team I’m a scouter favorite city in the UK mate best best people best

People in the UK thanks mate everyone thanks guys Good Luck Good Luck look at that happy scousers and good luck in court my scouser friend when you eventually watch this video well I hope you get to watch this video and you’re not detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure amazing got aot Fountain

Company free plug free plug you guys must do fountains oh my God no way is that all the is that what’s underneath St Peter Square oh my God look at that yeah they’re on there shove them on white well I know where to go when the bombs start flying we got under ground

Bunker down here look at that nice the other day Laura asked me she goes uh Charlie what is your favorite flower I was like uh a red rose she goes how boring and mainstream how how banal and I was like well darling it didn’t become the most popular flower for no

Reason are those even roses I hope so a new viewer wrote on the channel is the is this all looking okay yeah he goes Charlie I’ve watched about five your videos and though I find them interesting I can’t for the life of me figure out what it is you do I scratched

My head not in the bald spot scratch the the thick bit and uh people said oh he films everything he does everything it’s like a documentarian it’s like real life soap opera and the best I could do is uh I I walk around and film stuff but I

Think to give it a purpose I want to try and reverse the decay of the West um we’ve killed religion and meaning which is okay you know we got rid of hell and uh the ability of uh most religions except one to be able to control our

Lives so we’ve got rid of hell and uh the power of the priests which is good but we lost meaning and so I’m trying to return meaning and the big part of meaning is to uh see what happens when you don’t script things and you just try and do everything off the cuff

Incredible things when people start staring at me and and I’m ranting I suddenly turn and stare at them and they stop looking it’s very funny incredible things can happen when when you um surf the present moment and uh just see just see what your brain’s capable

Of you’re not boring being able to rant nonsense for half an hour at a time or however long I want to rant for I could probably go all day one day I’ll do the 24-hour rant if you remember in 2009 Alex Jones did a 24-hour broadcast and he was a bit horse

He was a little pony by the end of it all you need is a set of bollocks or a set of ovaries and a lens and a way to load it and you might you might have a YouTube channel it’s uh a very subversive Channel because uh I get more

Views more love more feedback than many organized TV shows channels news programs and it’s literally just little old me with a camera so uh it’s not just negativity there’s young Ben Affleck over there I’m going to try and get a shot of him don’t know how he feels about me calling him

Young Ben Affleck but any wa one sec one sec one where is he out oh [ __ ] it’s not in Focus oh it’s all it’s all messed up now woo wait we’ll get this to work somehow no it’s a camera’s decided it hates me so uh no no young Ben Affleck for

You [ __ ] hell guys it’s a young Ben Affleck you seen that yeah right bonjour Miss loved you in Batman mate very good see you later that’s a nice effect with the light shining on the wet road so is it Chinese New Year I think it is Gung

He Fat Choy I don’t know if that’s Cantonese or Mandarin G Fat Choy Happy Chinese New Year Year of the Dragon year of the fire breathing flying reptile also known as Hillary Clinton but she only flies on the anyway um I started filming I’m a big fan of arriving at things that I

Don’t know live so that might my surprise is the same as your surprise dear viewer now um it’s a a big Chinese thing here and uh I reiterate I love the Chinese people I think they’re super based and super cool not sure about the Chinese government but maybe I’ve been

Brainwashed hello mate how are you good work mate thank you very much man all time appreciate it have a good weekend see you man so um no I’m probably right and not liking the Chinese Communist party but the Chinese people wonderful Everyone likes the Chinese they go everywhere hardworking

Hard families education setting up really cool chinat towns and when was the last time you got mugged by a group of Chinese men in fact I don’t think a group of Chinese men have ever mugged anyone in the west you know what all my talk of China

And I think this is a Hong Kong specific thing Hong Kong lunar calendar tell you what the muzzies they they like a lunar calendar as well Hong Kong Hong Kong Cultural Community all sorts of arts and crafts and nice little banners being painted I’m sure there’s some very nice

Messages being given on the banner I might get One tell you a funny story I was recently at a birthday party with all sorts of Ages and generations present I was sat next to a Filipino lady and then I made a comment uh to the table about how I I enjoy people from the Orient oriental people and then someone goes to

Me you can’t say that that that’s that’s racist to call them Oriental I said well they’re from the Orient and then I asked the Philipino lady to my right I said are you offended when I say oriental people she smiled and goes of course not of course I’m not

Offended better be some drama today hey guys what do you think viewers are they walking with purpose I think they are that’s a slightly faster walk than normal they don’t run to not scare the public but they are certainly going for someone or something we might as well have a mini follow

Sorry Gung hey Fat Choy G maybe the cops secretly love it when they suddenly realize there’s a Hollywood cameraman about to turn their mundane daily job dealing with crackheads into a YouTube Extravaganza viewed by tens of thousands sometimes hundreds of thousands and you know got a handful of videos sometimes millions of

Viewers okay we’re passing uh St an and New Cathedral Street still on the bottom the North End of Market Street oh I think it’s Zara they’re going into Zara yes here we go here we go if I act confident in the security you think I’m doing a TV

Show shoplifter yeah they got a shoplifter they’ve got one let’s see what we can do shop lifter how Exciting so sorry excuse me so sorry Thank okay okay the suspect is behind the the curtain over there I’m doing a video about the shoplifter why why what do you mean why is it that strange my wait did you get me in that picture no I didn’t do you want do you want to be I can if you

Want are you friends with the shoplifter yeah I guess you are hello mate H can’t record no problem I’ll go to the out but well done for catching the shoplifter though yeah if you want to we in the main door I will do but are they going

To bring them out the main door good man cheers thank you I’ll do that you’re taking the pictures inside the store I am yes yeah taking the pictures in the store yeah okay okay are you going to tell me off no no no I’m just asking I’m a director of the store

So I to know has anybody oh there’s a shoplifter the police have caught a shoplifter in the back so I’m just documenting that is it cool thank you name’s Charlie Vach on YouTube cheers that was the director of the store where is he where there he oh oh

Man I was going to get a guy with a big tan bald head riding a mini bike but uh no we we all know where’s the Zara logo we all know shoplifting is not the crime of the Century it’s theft theft is never good but it’s not like murder or

Rape but it’s one of those destabilizing crimes that unless you actually enforce it everything else unravels and you end up living in a third world [ __ ] hole just like that I’ve waited now 10 minutes and we’re lazing on a Friday after and because it’s a Friday afternoon all the police vans are busy

With drunks and narcotics enthusiasts and car crashes of which there’s like 10 on the motorways around greater man it’s The New Normal hope you like it and because all the Vans are busy it might be an hour might be 10 minutes might be 2 seconds they might make the young

Female shoplifter from what I saw sit there all day until a van comes to pick her up they’re not going to frog March her in handcuffs to the police station that’s for sure look a new uh minions called migration how apt migration bringing another 20 million

It’s fine my uh patients ran dry I’ve signed up for the Alzheimer’s Society with the young B afflac whose name is actually Charlie how cool is that but I uh did not want to stick around for the for the schrodingers uh walk of shame to the van maybe it’s going to happen maybe

It’s not there’s other things to film find the r yeah go Hong Kong go Hong Kong woo hello boys you right all right oh someone’s just got their shoplifting stuff What was it alcohol smof good work guys a liter of smof [ __ ] hell let’s go see what he’s got to say Let’s go see what he’s got to say there goes my anti-hero he’s going to try and steal in uh yeah he is he is he

Is now he’s best friends with a boot security guard after having a stolen one one liter bottle of smof removed no I’m I’m I’m just doing a story you got caught stealing that bottle of smof listen don’t give a [ __ ] no no you shouldn’t steal my friend oh

Whoa whoa don’t come too close you should steal whoo whoa wo don’t come too close to me bro no but they could couldn’t they no you shouldn’t steal why you stealing right know better go so is that why you’re getting vodka is that what you need to eat and survive vodka

Some of us have to pay and work for our own VOD don’t come too close mate some of got Ukraine come you’ve not been to Ukraine mate you’ve not been to Ukraine because you won’t [ __ ] let me [ __ ] Walter MTI mate anyway anyway you’re just a [ __ ] and

I’m bullsh so [ __ ] off fair enough I can’t argue with that shake hands no all right nice Army outfit all right anyway hope you get caught stealing again obviously don’t come too close mate listen don’t come too close no I don’t want to get too close to you no well I want the

Video n you got caught shoplifting meate you got caught stealing right well I don’t give a [ __ ] bro hey dude I’ve told you stop that [ __ ] I’ve told you mate you can’t film me you got [ __ ] all to do with it I don’t like your finger that close to my

Face my friend right well I don’t like your [ __ ] camera right next mind so [ __ ] it off [ __ ] maybe you should walk away and not steal anymore maybe you should [ __ ] off you come I can smell the alcohol on you my friend so what it makes you Ste

Alcoholic you need help not to fight with me I don’t want to fight with you I’m telling you turn your camera off your dick okay she’s recording seeing us you’ve asked so nicely okay oh may we we’ve made the piece why are you coming back why you coming back

I want to know what the [ __ ] you’re filming for I’m filming it probably to post it on the internet probably all right mate all right bro you’ve made physical threats I will defend myself if you come close again could defend [ __ ] I’m okay thank you I appreciate

It Madam thank you don’t mind me just peeking into the Chinese eating area sorry did I get that wrong I’m Beijing into the eating area not allowed to say peeking anymore now I want to know what shuai is award-winning shuai what what is oh it’s a a dumpling smells amazing actually okay

We’re just leaving cracky Gardens also known as Picadilly Gardens coming onto oldum Street going into the northern quarter and there’s the uh sweet blue reflections of the police blue lights and yep as predicted it’s trouble in bet Fred the betting Shop let’s have a look hello my friend how are youing the in manest yeah they’re just following the police how are you okay my goodness anyad I’m glad you clarified that one I’m not snitching I’m surviving what’s happening in the betting shop yeah a whole Thieves there’s a lot of police arriving there’s a few in the shop un let’s you can get the ones in the shop oh there’s a few like have you got a reasonable reason to park in the double yellows you’re not allowed you know have got a reason yeah I’m just arresting some

Crackheads in the betting shop oh okay fair enough so uh my friendly viewer who we’re going to keep off camera you’re holding the plot thickens he’s uh giving us statement because in there in the betting shop they have a bike Thief suspect and he’s surrounded by cops and they’re just getting all

The eyes dotted and the te’s crossed I think before uh they move on to the next stage which is depriving the alleged bike thief of his freedom and because it’s a Friday afternoon there’s a big chance he’s going to spend 2 and 1 half days in custody which is very boring until court

On Monday morning sorry it’s only a video thank you sir thank you the man sat down behind that cop Center screen is allegedly allegedly a bike Thief you all right me you must have good taste if you’ve seen my channel look at that there he is Alle alleged remember nothing’s proven until

You get convicted by a jury of your peers or by a magistrate who hates you that’s it and Manchester weather’s back to normal non-stop drizzle all day all day so so um the bike is seized as evidence but the alleged where is he where’s the alleged

Guy has he gone off my goodness they didn’t even arrest the guy lack of evidence maybe who knows oh no he’s still in there 3 2 1 big smile thank you you know those really old photographs from the Victorian times when they used to get ectoplasm and

Other weird seances and they got people to believe that they’d photograph ghosts coming out people’s mouths well just like this lady outside the post office let’s not mention the Horizon uh Fujitsu uh software so I watched the documentary about crime in New York City and I

Watched a CCTV video of uh four Young young men beating up a couple of NYPD officers New York Police Department officers policemen and uh they they properly kicked their heads in and they all got arrested and get this guys get this released without bail and they’ve absconded they’re not going to turn up

At Court cuz why would they they’re definitely looking at a jail actually no New York’s a sanctuary City they’ll probably get a medal in a free apartment but anywhere else in America try that in the small town try beating up a policeman in a small town and seeing how well you you

Do getting a bit uh bit weird hey how you you’re right why has you been arrested coming out say his is that right hello guys you’re right all right don’t want anyone to kick off so okay so I’ve spoken to some nice young people very friendly filled me in hey hi

Yeah so the gentleman sat in the back of the police van he was on this bicycle and he was hit by a driver in a BMW who knows whether the guy was going too fast who knows but that’s all I know so I’ll not say anything else that’s probably for us probably for

Us here we go bring the Cavalry in come on boys yep it’s for us look at that what a response the guy he looks well he’s not an unwell man switch off your siren we all know you’re there come on we all know you’re there there you

Go anyway the driver of the car is the cream jacket to my left he’s an Uber driver but uh he’s here and he’s complying and he’s uh engaging with the police so big Response Ambulance I can understand you get hit by a vehicle you need to get checked out and the driver

Is going to be spoken to over there just going to get some details of him fair enough ski Fair uh let’s see if I can lighten up this image a bit maybe f-stop 10 rather than f- stop 13 might be what you need let’s see our um

Our patient oh he’s clutching his arm in his chest he looks like he might be a bit a little bit sore but uh knowing what I know from my limited knowledge of body language you’ll be all right you’ll be all right so uh May the traffic Mayhem

Commence old them MPS they’ve named the town MPS I had MPS never got vaccinated I had a big scary head the black BMW is the alleged uh bike Rider hitter allegedly he is uh walking wounded he’s all right there he goes we’re not going to get too

Close we’ll respect his privacy but he’s uh walked himself into the ambulance and uh my prediction that he’ll be all right is uh is okay he might be you know he might be duw a nice payout from uh the Uber drivers insurance company you never know Everyone likes a fireman no homo

But they are cool guys Lancer Manchester Liverpool Blackpool all the pools so the British prime minister Rishi sunak he has banned face coverings masks you know like the Hamas cheerleaders oh Charlie we going to stop you filming that’s banned now at these Pro tacet proas marches he’s also uh too

Dark here we go he’s also ban flares you know there’s football smoke woo he’s also banned fireworks which I heard last Saturday drove through town I actually attended the tacet proam mastering in Liverpool I got you the Union Jack handcuff Mercy side guy speaking of which Mercy side

Released a statement saying contrary to social media reports he wasn’t arrested for flying a Union Jack he was arrested for shouting offensive slogans did you know that in Britain it’s perfectly legal to shout offensive slogans they probably meant he got arrested to prevent a breach of the

Peace which they can do if they reasonably believe that the pro Hamas guys are going to beat him up they can remove him to prevent a breach of the peace and then you get released but um if you guys remember about 15 years ago Rowan Atkinson Mr

Bean amazing what else was he what was that guy um Black Adder oh I’m getting a hit of nostalgia here Black Adder he campaigned to change the section five public order law which was a bit a bit Soviet a bit brainwashing a bit orwellian it used to be alarm

Harassment offense or distress and you had it changed to now you can be arrested for public order offenses if you cause someone or you’re suspected of causing alarm harassment or distress now we all know all those of us who work on the Mean Streets of Britain that uh section five public

Order is a catch all term so the police can remove someone even if they’re not sure because they will go around and they will find witnesses and they say oh did were you were you alarmed were you harassed were you distressed and most peasants will be like yeah was yeah yeah

Throw throw the key away put him in the put him in the cell happened to me in Burnley that’s all I wanted to say on this particular section you all right [Applause] mate remember never Park on double [Laughter] yellows have a good weekend man see you

Later here I am and you’re a Rocket Queen I might seem a little young but honey I ain’t naive to hell with Guns and Roses tonight and in fact it’s his new residency here at the Manchester Arena where yes that attack happened unfortunately 22 uh fatalities and many

More wounded so Peter K one of Britain’s funniest comedians he did a joke about mixing garlic with bread and we all laughed hysterically we all shat ourselves we lost control of our bladders and bowels and colons because the concept of adding gar to bread blows me away so anyway Peter K

He’s uh going to say some funny things here at the arena and here’s where you have your bag searched I love the I love the traffic chaos look at how they need to come round the wrong lane because ambulance and police car are blocking that lane they could pull in over here

They could bring it all over here but no that would be too easy police got to have an effect yeah it’s still kind of raining but that rain where it’s not worth getting your umbrella out because it’s not that wet it’s like a mostly peaceful protest okay

They’ve burnt down a few stores but mostly peaceful mostly dry rain is that bad when 50% of the tra lines are shut down you can go that way just don’t come back it’s a quick video so thank you how do you Sor yeah video how do you say Happy New Year in

Cantones thank you thank you very much Hey kid hey kid I saw you put that in your pocket I saw I saw you put it in your pocket mate think do you guys think theft is funny is that why you’re making fun of me do you think stealing stuff from

People is funny do you do you think it’s funny no your colleague did your colleague did mate not my colleague he’s your friend he’s your friend I’ve seen you on YouTube yeah you’ve seen me on YouTube Hello anyway it’s not filming me you just called me bad names no listen

My son was homosexual you have Po and that’s the end of it a p when I was a little kid anyway I saved you from getting arrested for shoplifting I saved you do that bottle of vodka was going to is going to go down your belly you you

Were going to drink it for free what cuz you got 50 milon 50 million you do um no poing not not even not even one pop and I’m gone are you threatening to shoot me no I said what a horrible man okay okay bro good luck with your life it’s okay

Mate good luck mate good luck well the weather’s turned a little bit here we better just walk forward oh it’s it’s stopped raining that’s good to know that’s nice oh it’s dry now okay welcome to Manchester Crown Court you guys like context where oh there you

Go there’s your Crown Court so uh about 40 m from here at Chester Crown Court not Manchester not even person Chester the original Chester in chesher where the chesher cat comes from Scarlett jenkinson and Eddie Ratcliffe were two 16-year-olds convicted of the murder of Brianna

Gate in my rant video where I it was about the Abdul alkaline Abdul and as well the sadness surrounding the the horrible death of Brianna gay I predicted and I hoped that people wouldn’t jump on the transgender bandwagon and uh use her death as a uh

Cudgel as a trunion to beat critics of it I knew this would happen oh look we have a martyr oh look it must be real someone suffered therefore our ideology must be real to keep it simple for my International audience the rightwing leader who is also the Prime Minister

Rishi sunak he uh did a jive in Parliament at parliamentary questions he made fun of the leader of the opposition the leader of the leftwing party Labor uh famously that leader Kier Stormer of the lefties could not answer the question when asked by a journalist what is a woman richy sunak cracked a

Joke saying at least I know what a woman is kir and uh Kier like a like a a proper woke little cultural commi he goes how dare you crack a joke about such matters when Brianna the murdered person her mother is in the public Gallery listening in and so there you go

You’ve got your commi Fator of the socialism fallace using the tragic death of a young confused adolescent to try and convince people that you should shut up and accept it because people are dying so shut up and because we live in Great Britain and not bum Pakistan it backfired on them massively

And it’s probably lost him a good percentage points because the ghoulish using of a gender confused teenagers murder to try and push your agenda doesn’t sit right with the finest people on Earth which is US British good morning again viewers yesterday was a complete snow off a SLE off a sideways

Frozen rain Extravaganza and see those cops you’ve just seen hanging out in the train station they were on operation servator and I asked them if they’d seen any drama and they said no the drama is suppressed by the bad weather anywh who petrol prices what you Americans

Call gas I heard something really stupid yesterday on a car Channel called carwow the guy goes why do Americans call it gas when it’s a liquid and I said my English presenter ing [ __ ] Chum it’s short for gasoline as prices start to creep up again I’m uh charging an electric

Vehicle behind me here just realized all the advancements in um self-driving cars have been an absolute con sorry about the traffic noise Lane assist front collision avoidance rear radar assist the lane assist is dangerous it can uh Force you back into your own lane if you swerve to like avoid a cyclist or

Or another obstruction if you’re using one arm some cars have a strong Lane assist that will fight you credit to Nissan who give you a gentle vibrating tickle on the steering wheel for their Lane assist and if you’re scratching your head going Charlie what the [ __ ] is Lane assist

It’s got radar like a i AI eyeball so that if you Veer into like the side lane it forces you back in BMW and uh who else what was I driving last week oh yeah say at vult Volkswagen powerful Lane assist that will probably cause a cyclist to die as

Someone tries to lazily go around them with one arm and then your car will hit the central line and then it will push you back into the cyclist in terms of front collision avoidance again it’s all a big con [ __ ] just to annoy you taking away your uh responsibility as a

Driver turning driving into a communitarian communist experience you plus machine equals safety no the driver is solely responsible POS now I was um on a Country Lane in the Volkswagen Golf again sorry about the traffic noise but I thought it was relevant to this video

And I reversed up a an incline to do a three-point turn and as I slowly moved towards the road again the 10% incline I was on the front of the car thought that the road I was rejoining was a wall and it slammed the brakes on and gave Laura and I slight whiplash

Thanks what’s another one yeah about a year and a half ago I rented a Mercedes and uh there was one occasion it did this to me about five times I was with the kids in the car and you’re following behind someone doing say 40 m hour you see about 100 yards ahead

They’re turning right so you time it and you see them moving off the road so you time it to come up to pass them for efficiency the Mercedes goes oh my God it starts it rings a siren in your car not only does it tighten everyone’s seat

Belt it flashes this red light on the dashboard and forces the car to break I don’t know man all these helps yeah all these helps just take away your responsibility as a driver and it’s [ __ ]