The Simpsons 2024 Season 45 Ep. 16 Full Episode – The Simpsons 2024 [NEW] UnCuts Full #1080p
The Simpsons 2024 Season 45 Ep. 16 Full Episode – The Simpsons 2024 [NEW] UnCuts Full #1080p
The Simpsons 2024 Season 45 Ep. 16 Full Episode – The Simpsons 2024 [NEW] UnCuts Full #1080p
Next item on the agenda principal Duggins well I see that not one of your students was able to meet the National Fitness standards a light jug come on Duggin you got to be a role model for those lazy kids tell them you put in two hours a day stretching you’re La band
Oh my goodness thank you principal Finch well I guess we can cross hilarious joke off the agenda oh i’ I’ve also got a funny thing duin’s wife was unfaithful Skinner learn how to read a room sorry Duggin screw you indeed now as you all know this weekend in Cincinnati is the national administrator
Convention or educon and uh well I have been invited to give the key he knows a dress oh well yes Sunday main Auditorium the Proctor and Gamble rooll prust it well that couldn’t have gone worse I agree well as you all know the budget allows for a plus one and I was thinking
I would bring the principal with the highest test scores bch well that’s not fair Finch runs the magnet school for gifted test takers sorry Seymour but I have made my decision if it makes you feel any better you were never in the Run hey we are going to light Cincinnati
Up I got a buddy used to be the long staber for the Bengals he co-owns this amazing poke Place seaweed fake soaking and ponzo my God you okay this is for all the marbles no wonder chers has taken Finch to Cincinnati how’d you hear about that it’s all over the
Playground to didn’t take prin many tears c 1 2 3 four 5 well as usual the double ders have zeroed any my pain look Seymour are you ready for some tough love is there any other kind being around you sucks no one’s ever going to invite you to anything if there’s a
Party you want to go to you got to crash it or you’ll spend the rest of your life sitting around with your hands stuck in a pelvis it’s too late plus one has been invoked dude your see more Skinner no matter how badly you’re treated you keep coming back for more that’s your
Superpower use it you’re right I will who look at you grazing the thumb come on come on come on come on Finch where are you we’re going to miss our flight can’t make it Gary I ate some preacher poke last night and this blitz GRE in my intestines I’m fing
Salmon eggs from both ends but you’re my ride to the airport my car’s in the shop being winterized sorry dude yeah cool up in sir we still have time to make our flight Skinner what are you doing here well I saw in Fin’s insta snap story that he’s firing salmon eggs
From both ends so I rushed over here at once you want to come with me to cincin no thank you very thoughtful Seymour but I I wouldn’t want to you wouldn’t want the school board to find out you wasted the transferable but not refundable 60 55 plus one registration
Fee no I would not oh boy ah game night Jason baitman your boyish Charisma was made for the low res seatback screen sir are you all right uh if you must know uh flying makes me just a little bit nervous where’ you put my carry on I’m going to pop an
Anti-anxiety pill oh I gate checked your bag it’s free and you don’t have to fight for precious overhead space another classic Skinner travel hack my pills were in that bag you idiot you oh c okay I can do this it’s just a short domestic flight I’m completely safe
Right sure and if you’re stressed you can take comfort in the passengers many emotional support Animals Pig I’m going to die in a flying [Laughter] Zoo ha everyone around you is taking their shoes off okay no one to save no one say that that phone is not in airplane mode the pilot dresses like an alcoholic somebody’s yelling who is yelling where
Are the name of God is the air marshal you’re banned from Air Cincinnati forever well we’ve got to get another flight F we can’t sir air Cincinnati is the only airline that flies to Cincinnati since the demise of cincin well that’s just great that’s great in
36 hours I have to give the most important speech of my life now how in the name of Satan’s jockstrap am I supposed to get there please sir if you give me one last chance I will think of nothing else but getting you to that keynote speech on time now I’ll just drive
Myself all right where is your car it too is being winterized but I know where to get one oh no you’re not borrowing my Buick I just had it winterized but mother this road trip is my last chance to become friends with the man I admire
Most in the world please well you did do such a nice job re beating my eyeglass chain I guess a boy your age should have friends yeah you me and in the open road huh yeah yeah maybe some music will make the time pass more Quickly I hope you like this song cuz it’s stuck in the player and there’s no volume Knob oh did you know that in Cincinnati they have four different ways of preparing chili you don’t the two-way chili with spaghetti the threeway chili with spaghetti and cheese and there’s two kinds of fourways I want to Die hitchhikers oh thank the Lord hitch Hiers sir is this safe they can bury us in a shallow grave as long as they don’t talk about Chile thanks for picking us up we’re on our way to a gig oh a gig are you uh musicians oh no we do impro Shakespeare
Improvisers in the style of Shakespeare that seems impossible me thinks this Noble Lord does doubt our wit we must perform or else be deemed unfit a word a word my kingdom for a word no no don’t give them a suggestion cup holders to grasp a cup would seem a great ordeal
When one must keep both hands upon the wheel the pentameter checks out your parents must be so proud they’re not to pray or not to pray that is the question you are the only ones having fun just you oh oh beware the it of Trump well well well what do we got here H don’t worry officer it’s a minor damage nothing serious alas p Buick I knew it well dear Lord our car our wallets our luggage they’re all blown to shreds but the keynote your speech it’s all on the
Cards right here but what good will it be when some backwards judge throws the book at us huh all rise for the honorable Judge JT Winchester who dragged me in here on a Saturday in the middle of my lifetime moving I’m missing my lifetimes an old woman who’s enraged by my very existence
Don’t worry sir I got this your honor permission to observe that your poor cuticles are raw and torn thanks to my idiot son he made my manicure appointment with Tanya P instead of Tanya G well that boy’s as useless as a shaved frog now mother HH up and empty those spatoon for
More you know I always travel with cuticle scissors in H oil let’s get these ladies ready for their Closeup now you have fun at the convention boys you just bring it back whenever mother you never let me drive the cutless my car is for good Boys Timothy Timothy God what did we do well we’re only half hour behind schedule should we brainstorm on a code for the hotel room safe Seymour you Charmed the Depends off that lady I believe I owe you a beer a biker bar are you sure it’s safe
But stop quivering like a quinch jelly you’re with Me sir this isn’t a biker bar it’s a cyclist bar don’t be a n Seymour a barkeep a beer from me and my coworker here we just serve energy gels and oxygen you don’t like it get out you two oil burners might want to scadaddle before my resting heart rate
Elevates to 60 BPM that spee per minute oil burner uh uh why don’t you calm down there slim what did you call Me the bike computers all our stats were on there they hadn’t sned yet IM you still got the exercise right Whoa is is if the rules of the road don’t apply to them are you pedestrians or Vehicles make a choice [Applause] never skner what do we do see more don’t go Skinner step away from my superintendent what’s he going to do he’s just one guy you’re never alone when you’re a veteran of the US armed forces and I do mean armed Hera athletes like us are the natural enemy of cycling clubs their biceps are bigger than my quads to the support f
Seymour how did you I keep a breast of local veterans events luckily the wheel Team Six param marathoners were racing nearby seeyour you have earned this you know there was a time I would have mocked you for collecting bed and breakfast travel points with your mother
But I tell you today those points have paid for this sweet thick Elderberry wine well nothing is as sweet as your kind words N yeah good stuff Ernest I’ve never felt more independent and strong can I use your phone to call mother there she is just make sure no one’s using the upstairs
Extension you’re back in the office already principal Finch your gut biome is a Wonder so how’s sasak Seymour and the Cincinnati snooze crws vintage Finch but believe it or not Skinner has shown burst of utility whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you better not be getting cold feet Gary we made an
Agreement Skinner gets caned and I leave my tiny little Magnus school for the big time Springfield Elementary I’m pped yes I know I know the plan was to fire Skinner and uh I am a man of my word fire Skinner chers oh dear fire me you bald pated son of a [ __ ] if
You two gentlemen could please stay out of this Trudy for years this man belittled me humiliated me and in exchange for my unwavering loyalty what was my reward whoo to be pushed out by some scheming Magnet School keaster kisser the brochures nobody takes I’m the one who deserved this trip to
Cincinnati not Finch that’s why I put black mold in his poke you did what ooh the rocking chair museum I’ve heard good Things you know why I was going to fire you sour because you’re neediness it sucks the life out of me after all these years of trying to spare your feelings I’m just going to say it now I don’t like you Oh Terry Bradshaw stayed here not the one you’re thinking Of you know I’m not going to give you the pleasure of firing me because I quit good riddens Well well well if it isn’t the cuticle kid you racing to give a many pity just give me the ticket fenmore license in my mother’s registration superintendent you’re on in five great great I’ll just ensure my note cards are in the correct order at uh road trip conversation
Starters we switch jackets sear has my speech it’s often been said that one speech can make or break a man’s career together we now face such a moment our keynote speaker superintendent G aaly chummers um well it’s an honor uh to be here in uh uh Cleveland it’s cincin look
At the skyline you just you won’t believe what’s happened I well maybe you will you’ve all got that one principle that one that gets you into such ridiculous situations maybe even on the way here yes quite the sky Skinner he he screws everything up he took my jacket and my
Speech he left me with the useless garbage in his pockets a mommy manicure kit a VFW event calendar oh yeah B&B Rewards Card Calico level yeah and conversation starters like how can I make your job easier he sounds like a good guy you jacket yes well I I suppose he is he’s
Loyal and resourceful and oh God help me I respect Seymour Skinner in fact I like him dit Gary a skner I’ve got something that belongs to you now go give the greatest keynote speech of your life maybe I already have but if I must educational infrastructure ability grouping versus blended learning now
Survey of public administrators over a 15 trimester period showed clearly within the standard deviation of course well you did it dude how does it feel to get what you’ve always wanted CH dinner how many ways did Skinner try 1 2 3 4 5 it feels just like This you and never just think A so guys what have you been up to oh went on a field trip to the fire station but nobody told the firemen we were coming practiced my sacks went to school oh we learned about Peru I went to work Lenny had a cold so he wasn’t there Carl was there though
Well have I got a treat for you all tonight we’re going to see improv Shakespeare washing machine out Dam stain for there is a TI pod in the Affairs of laundry can you imagine Shakespeare using a tide God No Up the No sweetie that’s a deadly glass ball that we hang where babies can get it see deadly glass ball huh Todd Flanders how’d that get on our tree Christmas is no time to think about your neighbors it’s a very interesting story A Christmas Story of failing and Redemption isn’t that every
Christmas Story A Christmas Story of your father’s failing and Redemption isn’t that every Homer story this one also has a secret room and it’s set six years in the past oh thank God it’s not the horrible present what year did it happen well you know the year the Oscar
Went to an overrated movie that nobody remembers Tom Brady won the Super Bowl and a public figure had to apologize for saying something stupid oh that one that year oh yeah mhm remember it well okay so Homer and I were going to the office Christmas party I had just lost my last
Adult tooth which they say is worth thousands Grandpa this is my story fine we were getting ready listen before we go I want to ask you a favor don’t drink at the office party but then it just becomes a meeting I’m serious I don’t want you embarrassing yourself at work
All right I’ll just drink soda water is healthier not in this town woohoo kids get the hot dogs Homer that’s not safe Mar it’s natural gas March March March March March when will you ever settle down what the hey March want to rub shoulders cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife oh so now she’s your wife I’ve never been at a party where I’m sober and everyone else is drunk this is a nightmare I know how
You feel pal I I haven’t had a drink in 4 years you’re so boring he’s right I am boring we should give hom a little help enjoying the Party so if you’re all partying who’s running the plant we got a dog that barks when a light goes Red it’s nice to get close to the workers once a year are you enjoying your holiday I was just watching this fantastic movie It’s a Wonderful Life ATT tribute to my favorite character the conniving evil Banker who ruins Christmas Eve I presume it ends with Jimmy Stewart’s suicide attention attention I’ve arranged for
Some of the latest Hip music to be sung the Ang good is our King he’s a mean di worse than chage by a mile I can’t wait till birdy dies watching vultures eat his eyes not so fast release the hounds UNS slasher on Gasher on mangi and nipson on stalker on
Vicious on rabbit and ripson good night Mr Bird die die die and kol me whiskey good King W down Homer we’ve got to go come on can’t I finish filling my pants with shrimp m Oo I don’t know what happened what happened is what happens every time you got drunk and you made a fool of yourself I don’t want you coming home until I know you’ve changed good night uh aren’t you going to get out no just drive me around in circles please
Oh sorry you have to order an Uber sad for that yeah their prices are always surging at Christmas where do I go where do I go hey you got a bowl or go home skater go home go home or go home isn’t a church supposed to offer Sanctuary I’ll tell
You what quote one Bible verse and I’ll let you in um there once was a man from de who said to my wife if I pay you and no please I have nowhere to go well there is one person that takes the homeless lost dogs even grocery bags carried off by the
Wind oh I don’t know how to put this come on in my brother you too look mud God blessed us with another mouth to feed more like a sinkhole that Lakes french fries oh now mod Jesus said love your neighbor even though he never seemed to live next to anyone please Ned
I do any day mod when I look in that man’s face I see Jesus when you look at everything you see Jesus I bet you’re seeing Jesus right now I love you so much put him in your man cave manave my son of man cave the Wi-Fi password is Sinners
Burnning hell the second s is a dollar sign the first L is a one the e in Sinners is a three but the e in hell is an e for eternity oh I’ll just use my data plan like an Animal you ate the Christmas ham and it wasn’t even cooked wait wait you were saving that it was still in the plastic that was plastic uhoh I know it’s tough Marge but you’re doing the right thing just like I raised him punish punish punish and after it’s
Much too late love it’s not just this one thing it’s a p pattern of constant disappointment you must see it you live with us temporarily what do you mean temporarily nothing nothing nothing have a good night oh I can’t take this place oh even my peripheral vision is betraying Me so wife threw you out eh yeah we’ve got a nice warm bed for you in the lake of Eternal Flame a house by the lake I could get some riding done in the lake oh thank God any excuse not to write kill me hey hey kids especially the little
Ones here’s an all new Itchy and Scratchy parental discretion advis but if they were around you wouldn’t be Watching where’s Daddy um he won’t be back for a while it’s okay I love Bart I love Bart I love Bart I love Bart and I love Lisa I love you I love you I love you oh that’s wonderful we can still have nice Christmas Even without your oh
Daddy’s back Daddy’s back look at that hat he must be a millionaire okay it’s time to go to bed we’ll have fun tomorrow see even without Daddy it’s Christmas at the mall please give something I’m about to be the first person ever dishonorably discharged by the Salvation Army a that was a real
Beard can I get these for me and Daddy I’m not sure daddy will be back by Christmas ooh I smell marital problems a salesman’s dream a little boy if she doesn’t buy it she doesn’t love you really and do you have a happy home life why
No poor fell I know it’ll cheer him up Homer would you you like to say grace I’d rather just eat no Grace and I’m going to let my hair grow natural Omer please honor the Lord until we’re all bored dear God how you doing I know your
Son’s birthday’s coming up oh with his mother you say oh that’s too bad now Homer in this house Grace is personal Pious and at least 500 Words fine thank you oh lord for my wonderful home which I am not in and my beautiful family with which I can’t see I mean Flanders is
Great and all but even you must think he’s kind of a jackass what’s a jackass that’s a silly person Ry daddy you’re a jackass she the mouth on that kid Ned that man has got to go M you know we can’t turn away someone in need right before Christmas you’re right I forgot
My Christian values could you please get our guest some Christmas candy absitively get the hell out where’d he go can’t be a Rapture I know that scram I have no Luck just keep bringing me drinks until I pass out under this table also you have tables H why aren’t you home at mij I’ve been kicked out I have no place to go a you poor guy Let’s Take a Walk finally oh a if only I could get back in there
Tonight well uh actually there is a way what are you talking about there’s a tiny little room above your garage that you’ve never noticed until Mar forgives you you can hide out in there have you ever stayed up there I haven’t but uh I did rent it out to a nice Irish Family oh ma this is the best place we’ve ever lived we only have to clean Mo’s bar for seven years and then we get our passports Back [Applause] God bless Bart God bless mommy God bless Santa Santa bless God and especially God bless daddy God I don’t know if you could do this but I want a different father I’m home [Applause] So cozy oh jeez red trap ow oo more cheese rat trap ow oo red trap cheese ow at least I haven’t seen any spiders cool now that I’m a bachelor again my hair is coming back hey lyny yeah I’m doing okay you’re living the life you always dreamed of
Not being able to stand I’m so lonely I made a March from insulation mommy Bart and I decided we’ll give up all our toys for Christmas if Daddy can come back back but only double on my birthday take it or leave it what’s happened to you
I’m becoming a jerk because I have no dad so you’ll be better if he comes back maybe not but you won’t get all the Blame well I want him back too yay I want him back but I need your father to do one great thing one thing to show that all the nonsense I put up with has a point now we’re going to go to midnight mass without your father Oh
Missing church this is the saddest I’ve ever been [Applause] happy one thing one gesture I know I’ll do the thing that Christmas is really all about make cookie dad make cookie cookies yay how many did you eat most but not all oh that’s Wonderful oh no forgiveness no cookies and I burned the good drapes so we’ll have to get corn cop curtains oh I need a miracle but those never happen at Christmas oh contraction oh if only that pregnant woman stop that bracket so I could think you could deliver the baby wait who are
You I’m your brain how come I haven’t heard from you before your stomach get all the blood you shut up about that I know where you live oh the baby’s coming oh where’s your father he’s the Ling Christmas turkeys to the poor that selfish Jerk It’s somebody order an
Unlikely hero but let’s get you to the hospital oh no it’s too late and I’ll deliver this baby myself how are you going to do that the same way I learned what the top 10 Bas solos through history are through YouTube oh there’s always a commercial
There will be a time mark my words where the monkey attempts to eat your face o if you’ve done everything correctly your mother to be is calm and peaceful shut up you know nothing I’m sorry I didn’t mean to get angry that’s okay of course it’s okay could you do me a favor
Anything pretend to be Ned oops okay doly a new clowning that baby’s crowning you’re almost out of Labor neighbor no no the real Ned um I’m a left-handed weirdo with a cup mustache no no no no I mean the quiet wonderful man I married all right to help you deliver this baby
I’ll make the ultimate sacrifice I’ll act like a wienie but I know I love Heaven because you made one for me on Earth let’s bring another Angel into this world perfectly normal eight fingers and eight toes a how long have you been here long enough to see the man I married is
Heroic and wise and capable and brave and give me my baby I guess it is mostly yours here homie you did Great oh mod I’m so sorry it’s okay Netty I was in good hands I redeemed myself at Christmas like the Grinch the Die Hard guy and Scrooged in honor of today we’re going to name our son Homer Todd Homer Flanders Todd’s middle name is Homer yep and for similar
Reasons Maggie’s middle name is Lenny but that’s a story for the next Arbor Day well I want to see your secret room oh oh oh not so fast boy first you have to tell me one of your secrets okay not saying why but you might want to get a new
Toothbrush you too son you too and I found out something else about the day you were born what you were born with the full set of teeth and here they are where are my dentur I got a hot dat tonight and I want to show off I eting
Chicken what am I doing up There you think the kids can hear no no everything up here is totally soundproof well don’t let me stop you what what are you looking [Applause] at Sh that’s just Chief I think that madman who shot up the lard lad knows where Homer is look he dropped this on his way out have you been crying it’s just so horrible Mr Burns the Disco guy Fat Tony look what they did to my beautiful
Goomba I can’t ever eat a donut again again she pull yourself together my husband is still missing and I hate to say it but I think Ned Flanders has something to do with this open your eyes Marge if Homer’s mixed up in this he’s probably a crwler by now how s himself
Has come to this town and I’m not man enough to take him on if you see Lou tell him ‘s Chief now the the killer driving the rich Texans Car police describe the mysterious asant as a grim metaphor for a universe without Justice that’s the May dly aniac who’s got Homer how am I going to come up with that Ransom I can’t do a GoFundMe for a kidnapping there’s too many of those already oh Grandad I
Donated that money to the orphans in honor of your decency but now I need it back how do I cash get in that tree Anyway I want my haircut to look just as Square as yours Papa careful there Bara I wouldn’t want you to Nick the neck at a Town’s favorite Sheriff the sisl brothers he we don’t want no trouble fellas someone call the zoo the ape house is missing its ugliest
Baboons you got no call pointing out our ugliness that’s why it’s time you got what’s coming to you Sai take the boy Outside you got something for me let me have it ah my favorite time of day Bravo clock woo and thicker than usual that’s what I came to tell you we made a deal with the capital city mob we’re slinging amphetamines now that’s right brain Fizz trucker milk Texas teeth looseners long
As I get my cut I don’t care if you sell rat crap and call them Milk Duds now slokum I’ve got a sterling reputation to uphold you mind if I punch one of your brothers through this blate glass window n take your pick Papa you’re the finest man I’ll ever
Know yes I am Netty the calm and Good Time Charlie Playboy with a whole lot of soul I said the call me good time Char play boy with a whole lot of soul I’m the last of the big time spend I keep a pocket full of gold w put on your
Baby enough sucking on that toad Sheriff time to earn your Keep gentlemen your Primo crank is sellling like meth on speed just give it to our numbers Guy $173,200 96 that’s even more money back now in the early’ 70s which made me wonder why should we share oh God all right fellas why don’t we all relax and put down our crazy assortment of weapons I’m talking to you Mr Dynamite nunchucks the tiniest little thing could
Turn this stand off into a blood bath oh shoot dear Lord you know me I’m a Good Time Charlie but if if you see fit to save my hide I promise to become the kind of man my grandson can be proud Of my whole family they’re dead I don’t got to share this with no one sorry God but hey you can only send me the hell once fellas Sher Flanders here the money where is it okay hey okay easy friend it’s all yours I promise just don’t oh come on so
Frustrating well there goes my life Oh PA Paul I’ve lived my whole life trying to be as fine a man as you but Homer Simpson’s going to die unless I do the unthinkable steal back the money I gave to these orphans we love you Mr There appears to be a trail of rose petals leading to the master bath I wonder who could have left them there oh come now you’re still cross for the last time we can’t just turn down jobs because it’s our anniversary wait you International psychos are married that’s none of your concern your Shor
Sheep tell him how many year how many year 10 years of wetted bliss each year sweeter than the last not one vacation we don’t get to take vacations if we don’t take jobs it’s called math darling wow if I said something that sexist my wife would be furious you see
Even the dead man knows look the best marriage advice I ever got was if you’re thinking it just say it really then I should tell her that every day she becomes more and more like her mother my mother was twice the Assassin you will ever be what did Dr Pam say about acting
On anger you tell Irish guy go for the Icey whoever wins was right all along hey oh uh guys there’s a little fire situation in the kitchen here okay you’re communicating honestly which is great what say we focus on achievable goals as a CLE by putting out this fire
PH never going to B angry cuddling doesn’t always lead to sex you’re not just married Killers you’re homicidal best Friend Happy Anniversary Oh you’re a corker my violent fem oh I knew you crazy kids could make it work now we should probably get out of here before you guys Okay the key to this safe has to be here somewhere what in the blue heck are you doing here last IA you were judging my god-given rate to an open marriage uh Barb I’m in serious trouble the thing is uh fish or get off the hole Mr
Flanders I haven’t been able to get that spiffy bot of yours out of my dang diddly mind yum and YY you can do this Netty just think about Homer Simpson oh homie I thought I’d lost you oh Mar I’m so sorry I’ll never be selfish again wasn’t that a brisk walk around L
How do you do I’m going to get a Figo from the mini fridge do you want one uh grape if they have It that gosh darn Thief I got away with it I got away with it I’m sorry God I just want hom zimson to be okay hey oh there he [Applause] is Ned buddy let’s get you out of There I saved you you finally m I’m married to the most selfish man in the world everybody all around look at this man he saved the orphan money and the flag look at the burns on his saintly arm oh this husky gent is an American [Applause] hero not like that snake Ned Flanders why he stole this money after trying to seduce me out of my happily closed marriage to sidh M that monster where is he so that I might thresh him he’s right Over hello Church Chum I um I don’t have your money and I don’t have your man funny how things work out I committed every sin in the book to get that money except sloth I guess and now it’s gone money can be lost Mr Flanders but a debt
Never goes away I am coming to collect when you least expect it expect it you mean now no not now well you’re saying not now makes me expect it more look this is the one time you shouldn’t expect it but every other time do expect it 3 years ago Homer Simpson risked his
Life to save an orphanage future and now I’m here to to save your car’s future oil changes alignment and brake pads brake pads brake pads all at heroic lube and tire where rout 4 meets disco St Memorial Drive let look for the inflatable me Mr Simpson may I just say it is an
Honor to get my wash of fluid from you yo can I get a selfie with that gnarly arm what’s it like to be married to the most beloved man in Springfield every day is better than the last now come back soon soon cuz you’ll always get a hero’s
Welcome I get it hero the word makes me sick to my stomach I’ll never forget seeing you choose the money instead of saving n never I wish I could explain but I can’t I would have left this God forsaken marriage years ago if it wasn’t for the
Kids my special guy check it out I got my online citizenship badg for being so polite on social media you’re going to be the youngest Eagle Scout in town well I am half hero I got 100 RSVPs to my birthday party they probably just want to come to meet
You got some mail dad why’d you get a blank postcard from Wyoming H that’s weird probably just Junk Don’t shoot you little weirdos Daddy it’s Mr Simpson hardly ho neighborino so how are things in good old Springfield uh it’s okay jilbert got super religious and Mar changed me our marriage is De than disco to oh because I tried to save that money’s life and
Not yours that money made Sinners of us all can I tell you something Homer I wanted people to know I donated it I wanted the attention I brought all of this upon us we both suck equally oh no he’s tracked you here no hey I took all the precautions even the Mariachi Ferris
Wheel what is it Homer a mistress a secret family you better not be a sports podcaster Ned don’t be too sore at this fell Marge Homer’s been our Lifeline up here food shelter books he thinks I’d like they certainly were a mly crew this is the most selfless thing you’ve ever
Done and you didn’t even tell anyone I couldn’t say anything or Ned would be in danger there’s this crazy psycho who wants to kill him and hey you weren’t followed here were you great more walking H me if we don’t make it I need you to know that you are a decent man
And I love you no I won’t put you two in any more Danger I’m the one he wants okay bye good luck it’s been a long time Mr Flanders now will you be paying your debt in money or blood blood it is ah balance balance is that what this blood
Soaked rigal has been all about why you ever hear the parable of Lucifer in the milipede one day the end I’ll just kill me already I deserve it for stealing seducing fibbing I don’t the good name of my papa Sheriff Ned Flanders your grandfather was dirtier than a Hobo’s handkerchief why he even
Killed a man in Cold Blood for that money no he was nothing but a good time charie I’ll kill you oh oh oh Sh So Dope Lam and kicks is that kid wearing Supremes he totally is these are my first tie shoes you’re wearing the new supreme caliphates how did it chamad like you get a pair my daddy took my cat to the cat doctor and when daddy came home my cat had turned
Into these shoes so Ralph got weird sneakers who cares uh no one except everyone those aren’t just sneakers they’re slpr that’s Orion hughes’s skatewear company he’s huge on Tik Tock got to say today was crazy you all know my dad International Superstar Darius Hughes well I just laid down the hook
For his new movie duplicate cop two copy cop one cop that you just can’t stop cuz he’s two cops One Cop and a copy of a cop two badges one mind and my skate wear brand Supreme is about to drop a new shoe the sequel to The the caliphate
1 the califate 2 limited release available only this Friday and Saturday we explode the popup Factory that makes them go go go Ryan go go go go go popcorn go go go popcorn no Colonels no no Colonels hey that’s my favorite show you guys have to buy me these sneakers they’re all anyone
Cares about at school and if I don’t have them I’m nobody well you’re somebody in this house come on don’t lie to the boy I’ve never wanted a piece of clothing before in my entire life dad with this one act you can erase 10 years of second rate parenting I think about
That homie it’s a pretty good offer you must really want those pants or video game son your father will deliver of course oryan hughes’s new store would be in Springfield’s former packing peanuts District this street is so so cool art galleries beard only barber shops and a weird store that only
Sells a single action figure how do they survive W look at this line can’t even see those guys going be stuck here all day with a nose ring Brigade in that case I’m going to check out this hidic surfware shop okay homie you can do this you waited in line overnight for Crusty’s
New fried chicken sandwich and it was the best decision of your life life I will get Bart those shoes dad you got him I waited through rain through sun through the death of my phone battery from watching Super Cuts of boating accident videos all to see
The Joy on your face I love you dad I finally love you and Bot love is the best kind of love I’m also here come the Sneakers oh I got to see those babies in action these shoes are made from used Band-Aids and North Korean newspapers my dad waited in line all day for these shoes and they’re crap I’m going to go to that store and get his money back dear leader announces weak quote has exceeded yet [Applause] Again oo a text the shoes you got me fell apart I’m returning them returning the shoes but then he’ll find out what really happened so hot no shade maybe this guy will let me sit under his flat BRD in baseball hat Homer J Simpsons the Lin standing
Legend himself hey Mike quman how’s it clanging where’s your food truck somebody pushed it off a bridge but don’t worry I had a good reason and now I got an even better business selling those limited edition sneakers you want a pair oh my God my kid’s beging for
These how much do I owe you you owe me how much did the pilgrims owe the Statue of Liberty how much does hot dog owe a mustard for you these are on the house oh thank you so much don’t worry about it these aren’t real Supremes anyway
What they’re fake oh but I promise my son the real ones who Bart huh that bed weding nobody he won’t be able to tell the difference kids today are un likee you and me they’re dumb because of phones or whatever H and I do like getting away with things that’s winter
Talk there and which one of you freak shows wants to do business I like your dumb hat I got to stop Bart from returning those fake sneakers no no no no no thanks Dad it is on Bart Simpson here about to clown some fools who sold me some crappy
Sneakers these shoes are trash I want my money back um real califate twos aren’t made from garbage they’re vegan leather made from upcycled recycling bins wait what these are fakes you’re trying to return bootleg sneakers you can’t record me I’m recording you what up shaa Nation
As always I’m shaa look at this idiot trying to return a knock off Link in my bio to win free edible eyes Shadow they’re not fake my dad waited in line for these shoes and spent a lot of money and Homer Simpson would never lie to his son just
To get out of standing in line oh my God he bought me fake shoes Bart don’t return return the shoes this is just a dream wake up Bart wake up how could you no I will never be more embarrassed than I am right now we have Underpants you’ve ruined me please like And
Subscribe stupid Homer turn me into a gif oh man you’re even a dance it’s called the pants kid shimmy it’s everywhere pants kid shimmy pants kid shimy pants kid shimy shmer shmer that’s so fun son I got you this apology card the duck you know on the
Front he thinks what I did with quackers and maybe he’s right don’t ever talk to me again who was I thinking trusting you to help me look cool you’re the least cool person who ever lived but that includes herle you’re bald you own a bowling ball you own truck nuts but no
Truck you seen Tim Allen stand up multiple times you still a CD Tower and each one of your three kids is embarrassed by you in a different way you were born uncool and every day for four decades you’ve gotten less cool I know I’m not exactly Stefan or
Cal but didn’t you ever think your old man was a little cool never not one Bit I’m sorry to bother you I’m looking for Bart Simpson Orion Hughes I found your critically maligned book of poetry to be weirdly moving yeah I thought poetry would be hard but it wasn’t I know you you’re the voice of the urban Squid from the live action Finding
Nemo Bart I wanted to apologize for the way my employees shamed you you heard about that I saw that dance on Ellen today you didn’t know the shoes were fake to make up for your Global humiliation I brought your family some free Supreme skate wear whoa new
Skateboards grab a board show me what you got uh I’d love to of course but the thing is I have a deal with slim jim I can’t skate unless I’m holding a Dr Pepper salami twister come on just Ollie off the curb Ollie oh yeah that’s the move where you throw it right
Ollie you own a skatewear company and you don’t know how to skate please don’t tell anyone hey dude no worries you know what I can teach you to skate well what if I’m not instantly amazing at it I’ve heard that can happen Okay feet on the board bend your
Knees find your Center look see you’re doing it I’m doing it I’m authentic no one’s ever been this real don’t fall down what’s falling down that that’s my blood I’ve never seen it before so so cool let’s go again can you pass the guacamole # guac
Attack # new chips on the guac you’re hashtagging a lot lately so Bart called you uncool big deal chasing after coolness is feudal because the definition is both arbitrary and constantly changing still want to be it with hard shell tacos you’ve got to bite them from the bottom like
This why why do I keep buying hard shells I hate them I’m going to M at least put on a clean shirt Homer check it out I’m selling premium wagu style steaks the 72- Monon subscription plan it comes with a genuine landline phone I’m too depressed to figure out what you’re saying whoo
Whoa whoo that’s a supreme hoodie and that ain’t even a knockoff like these donkey sticks I got to post this wa someone posted a picture of me and it’s not for falling down an escalator or yelling at a parking meter which means I must be cool yes you are now
Cool I’ve been liked someone enjoyed looking at me finally I know how it feels to be stylish to be loved for my appearance instead of Judge for my actions this is why people own more than one outfit thank you Mike Wickman 540 flip straight onto your
Ear legendary am I still luring my words oh it’s it’s barely noticeable having a movie star dad I don’t really get to hang out with regular kids with you I can relax you know without having to redefine our generation’s notion of relaxation I guess I envy you isn’t that
Something rich people say to poor people so they feel less guilty about being rich yes but for the first time I mean it you helped me bleed maybe I can help you what if we design a new sneaker together a sneaker that all my friends will buy no a sneaker that all your
Friends will want to buy but can’t because we won’t make enough of them that’s even better what the hell are you wearing I know what it is a hobo was murdered at a rave and hom is going undercover to find a killer no no no he drove a motorcycle
Through the clothesline of a bicurious farmer I was once like you wearing clothes I bought at the gas station or found at the beach but I’ve learned something when you wear crazy clothes you don’t understand you’re not you anymore you’re someone better oh my God I’m Beautiful hey well look at me I’m a real Hep cat not just because I got hep C A and T which I I do got those we must tell all middle-aged men that they need not grow old where do the gray masses gather to worship I’m so sophisticated
To get a verse for me you got to be initiated to get a person me you got to be sophisticated PCH sing together we’ll design a sneaker that’ll change sneaker culture forever which in this business is one week The Bartman won my life has mattered yeah and it comes with a sticker in the Box the release party is Saturday night it’s going to be perfect the right music the right influencers and every single person there will be young cool and beautiful excuse me do
You have this in a large you’re buying that for yourself but old people don’t know about my clothes unless oh no they’re here the middle-aged the Uncool this is a nightmare my Brand’s been discovered by dad’s I’m wearing this to the club the bridge club it’s like Ed Hardy all over again who the heck is Ed Hardy Ed Hardy was a California tattoo artist whose Unique Designs were the epitome of cool but then one terrible
Day a newly divorced dad wanted to see younger on his dating profile he bought a sleeveless tea and double XL and then posted the picture young people saw old people wearing the brand and Weeks Later a $700 million Empire was sold for scrap stupid old losers Slim’s going to
Die what do I do I don’t know but we can think of something we’re two of the coolest kids in the world right so cool you even got your own sneaker that’s cool isn’t it I don’t even know anymore hey Bart thank your old man for
Introducing me to the look of the street wait Homer’s the reason you’re all wearing these clothes you know it if my dad started this maybe he can stop it yes can I pay for this Paisley tracksuit with airline miles drop the selfie stick now what about my lookbook stop dressing your zombie
Friends up in the clothes of the living never before I discovered Street Wear people like my son treated me like a dried up old husk well you know what I am now a wet husk full of Juicy corn M corn Bart you hear me corn Orion and I made something
Amazing together and you’re ruining it too bad cuz we’re all going to your sneaker release party just because they RSVP doesn’t mean they’re actually coming wrong my generation shows up to things this is horrible my dad told all his loser friends about this party no no no no no no no no
No ah it’s my dad act like everything’s fine son I’ve never seen your aura looking less Indigo are you okay nothing nothing’s wrong I’m crushing it I got this unlock unlock your words have convinced me the wash up dads are going to be here soon I read about it in the
Oldtimers Gazette Facebook I can’t handle this and my therapist is pitching a sitcom today which I’m producing you said if I ever needed you you’d come no matter what this is that call okie dokie want me to grab you some Mini carrot and hummus yes listen up people for the first time
In your horrible lives you are not the lamest losers in the world so if any young person asks you what you do say virtual marketing for a CBD massage oil startup now everyone take two precautionary Advil and let’s live forever Homer stop it dad’s halt let my
Shorty speak Homer this isn’t who you are you’re right it’s better than who I am this is the man I married you call all deling meets baloney you carry Clippers on your keychain so you can cut your nails in line at the post office you spent your stimulus check on funny
Bumper stickers about what you spent your stimulus check on and since the day I first saw you moon walk out of an Arby you’ve been comfortable in your own skin until Now I look ridiculous I shouldn’t be at a sneaker release party I should be at home making microwave popcorn my favorite show we don’t belong here men our age belong in here the Museum of aviation history the crosssection of a real B52 an IMAX movie about the golden an
Age of ballooning audio tour by Gary sise it worked they took the dad bait dad you did something no old person is remotely capable of you changed your mind I’m sorry I almost ruined everything for you and your friend I have no business wearing skate wear I don’t even like to ice
Skate I never got a pair of my own shoes and now they’re sold out yo style freaks I got counterfeit Bart wants genuine knockoffs your dumb Friends can’t tell the difference unless you wear them or you look at them close thanks Dad sometimes you are a little bit cool a by your chicken Sandwich dad tonight was a close call this party was almost not a cultural Game Changer I hope you’re not disappointed in me oh you can never let me down because I know exactly how you feel because you’re me no Dad I’m not you and I’ll never be you
You’re not hearing what I’m saying you’re me a clone of me like this you were created on the set of duplicate cop 1 which we filmed in a real cloning lab I knew I can never love a child as much as I love myself so I made another
Me you but how but I but what didn’t you ever wonder why you don’t have a mother kind of Orion our Cosmic connection is infinitely deeper than what a father feels for a son I love you me I love you too me two badges one mind Sh Stop Go Oh I don’t even want to smell sparkling apple juice again a a poor baby come on BART afraid of a little apple Juice pig in a blanket dad’s underwear and s’s leg I hate New Year’s Eve I can’t believe I made out with Ryan Secrest on the TV screen let’s just take it easy we all make mistakes on New Year’s Eve there’s only one upside to today come on just one more drink Marsh happy
New Year everyone shush why are you hung over I didn’t see you drink last night I didn’t I got secondhand wasted from smooching your father so not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl that’s not for 5 hours I know when the freaking Fiesta Bowl is sweetie relax let’s just
Watch some TV New Year’s Eve might be over in America but we’re still rocking hard in Samoa and here come the Blue Angels waking up the shrieking waah wa [Applause] Birds well well well Simpson you’ve committed Springfield’s first crime of the new year right them up Loom huh what
Are you failed to separate your bottles and newspapers 50 bucks it used to cover two public nudities and a poop in the Park oh that’s vandalizing city property write them up again Lou what the hell mild obscenity before 10: a.m. also illegal come on Lou give me a break
Sorry sir I take no pleasure in it oh yeah since when is all this against the law since today as of genan won a bunch of new ordinances with uh outrageous Financial penalties took effect well I get it the government runs out of money so they pass a bunch of lame laws to
Suck it to the little guy fine you’re telling it like it is also a crime now and that one’s going to cost him that’s almost $1,000 rounding up your total that’s a $50 fine wow Homer this year’s only 11 hours old and it’s already your Anna herbis my
New Year’s resolution was to learn Latin uh listen Homer I know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed but uh I can’t talk about it Here H still not private enough uh this is private but a little dank whoopsie Glinda Madam moral flying monkeys there can you tell me how I can get back to my bar Mo you’ve always had the power to get back to the bar whoa It’s a chimpan me
Maybe we should let these people enjoy their show hom what you do is go down to window 9 at the courthouse you slip the guy a 100 bucks and your record is as clean as uh I ain’t got nothing clean to compare it to oh 10 minutes I can’t wait that long I
Left an ice cream cone in my cup holder hold on I will get help must break glass no hmer Simpson you are under arrest for attempted bribery of a public official Chief this is just a pigman understanding I meant to write bride it’s a wedding present oh how thoughtful my bribe C him
L oh this is supposed to be the happiest day of my life and it’s ruined Omer Simpson you are hereby sentenced to 10 years in the federal penitentiary it’s okay it’s okay I can be out in 18 months with good behavior we’re simpsons’s Dad we don’t do good
Behavior don’t tell me I’m not capable of good behavior you God you your honor I would like to request a sidebar Granted 10 years that is a long time to be away from your family all that time I’ll be stuck in my cell unable to exercise well actually most convicts work out like crazy I repeat unable to exercise di all look Simpson there is one thing you can
Do to get out sooner but uh it is extremely dangerous Simpson we are currently conducting a 20-year investigation into the activities of Anthony Fat Tony Deo what this guy we’re going to plant you in fat Tony’s gang as an undercover informant I can’t go undercover with Fat Tony he’s
Met me I’ve been in his house I was briefly as conly conly canol Robert dual everyone knows Fat Tony so we’re going to plant you in the prison with a disguise and a new name can I be Johnny undercover that’s a little obvious okay Melvin Mafia no you
Will be known as Nikki blue pants Alto saxophon can I keep the name after I’m done no it belongs to the government oh no ice cream available children stay away now pay attention we’re going to move in on Fat Tony when he takes delivery on a ship of Belgian guns in
Your left Sideburn is a fiber optic camera in your right a wireless mic to zoom in you go a to zoom out go oh hey oh hey oh forget about it that activates the auto destruct dear Lord watch over my sweet homie while he’s in the H scow keep him
Safe from Shanks and shivs let him become rich in the jail yard currencies of cigarettes and dried fish uh what’s my name again okay I’m coming I’d like to start helping please you do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons let’s get the ladle down there deep that’s where the beaks
Are hey you’re that guy from the FB time to go to work stop licking my hand there was barbecue sauce on it here’s how it goes down I rough up Louie then you stand up to me earning his trust but I haven’t earned his trust if it’s based
On a lie enough of your dim store morality what’s a dim store blue pants power ow hey hey Nicki blue you’re one tough egg if you come out of your Beating in one piece you and I should have a face to face beating what beating oh that
Beating don’t worry we’re not going to touch you we’ll make it sound like a beating by tenderizing these Stakes can I have any of the stakes [Applause] no that’s so mean whoa I’m impressed over here with that guy over there please let me have
It come on give it to me right in the mouth well back in my keyter you go we brought someone to Spring you now let us escort you to Freedom how you going to do that let’s just say this prison was built by mob construction Workers he’s in I was going to say that what’s going on I called the prison and they won’t tell me where Homer is is sorry Marge I can’t tell you if it makes you feel better I can tell you about someone else oh how about crusty in the
Drunk tank if if Jews control the media why can’t I get on Jimmy kble huh Huh so what do you think of this hor I detect a distinct lack of oregano I’ll take care of this you carry oregano with you oregano basil rosemary I think I got a ketchup packet for you boss did you order french fries and not use it they gave me two packets
But I only needed one what other secrets are you hiding from me I I I I bring my own candy to the movie theater Louise my beloved Anamaria I hope Heaven’s powder room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth sorry boy no apology necessary I am touched you and me Nikki we feel legs Louie Jimmy the axe Tommy the face shooter they never share my grief yeah those guys are probably FBI informants
You think an informant could get that close to me oh yeah I got in your gang and you barely know who I am that is good counsel indeed you have earned my complete unquestioning trust but first one little thing you must make your bones what do we doing here I will tell
You when I call for my Russian business partner Yuri nator I don’t expect to be screamed at like I was some 10-year-old Punk making a prank call yuin yurin hey my mouth is begging for a Urinator be careful what you wish for why you I’m going to chop you into
Little pieces and make you into a Rubik’s Cube which I will never solve well I guess I could tell him he could improve his phone etiquette tell him with fire what’s the matter Nikki you got a problem with this job oh no no I I was uh just thinking how cheap this crime
Would have been in the 70s when gas is 35 cents a Gallon it was either this or put in a L’s room Exquisite as a reward I planned a little surprise for you this is horrible I keep smelling my own breath Nicholas blue pants you have shown great Faz gabo in the face of overwhelming spat Zaki you’re welcome Nikki welcome to the family from
Now on you don’t know where you end and we begin your problems are our problems my neck is kind of itchy then all of our necks are itchy why you mention it itchy like crazy a Nikki my friend tonight is a big score I’ve been setting up for
Months just you and me sharing it together to heterosexual male friendship the kind the Greeks wrote about here they are my Belgian guns Belgian guns I’m been waiting half my life for this moment all units move in Tony you got to get out of here now what
Why don’t ask questions just go what’s gotten into you you’re as nervous as a cat when Johnny kicker cat walks into the room get a shot of Tony with the guns he closer he too close oh closer hey Too Close oh perfect wait a minute how could you Nikki I would have given
You everything in the strip club of my heart you held the key to the champagne room I loved you man he’s dead no you’re wrong check again forget about it Homer I just want to say that of all the rat bastards we’ve had working for us you were the snitch so that’s it you used me to kill a man and all I get is a handshake and a blanket we didn’t say you could use the blanket and I’m not
Going to shake your hand poor Tony he didn’t deserve this he was just a soldier in a war he started Homie I know you had a terrible experience but it’s over it’s not over March it’ll never be over when I shut my eyes all I see is Fat Tony and me having drinks at that bar on the beach you never took me to that bar on the beach
Oh well uh you wouldn’t like it it’s not very good sounds pretty good no no I oversold it I give anything to bring you back wake up Homer Fat Tony no I’m his cousin from San Diego fit Tony wow I’ve never seen a mobster use a tracksuit for exercising and there’s no better exercise than killing and disemboweling a big fat snitch I understand I loved him
Too your tears seem in no way crillion do what you got to do the quicker you kill me up here the quicker he can kill me down there join me on the elliptical machines I will let you live for 20 minutes I worked for Fat Tony and he was
The best boy I ever had well this is awkward oh oh uh Mr Burns uh you cool too oh I so believe that he took me to a fight that he fixed but he never let on not even when I bet $500 on the wrong
Guy then he said he would dope a horse for me hom it is time to switch your elliptical machine to cool down mode are you going to kill me now cuz I’m super already no because my cousin lives on in your memories and to extinguish you
Would be to whack what Still Remains of him wow The Killers have been kind to me while the people who are supposed to protect me treated me like dirt what kind of a world is this it’s pretty screwed up that’s why I keep my friends close and your enemies closer no why
Would I do that if they were close they would kill me fit Tony took his cousin’s place running to Springfield mob the pressures got to him so he started to eat soon he was known as fitfat Tony then just Fat Tony for short and me no I’m just an average
Snook like everyone else stuck in this Backwater Berg where all you can count on is your family and the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby I have to admit it’s a pretty good life I had a few but then I again you Men You’re Sh Don’t Okay going down the checklist F Alum commencing aerial inspection of the plant UNF fluttering graphito neutralized getuk the one Hazard this balloon cannot negotiate a gentle breeze guys help curtail my Ascent curtail it I say hey Mr Burns needs our help let’s just shoot at him and see what happens good thing I went hunting this morning
Bag me and Elk hey where’d it go huh I wonder if that’s the same elk oh I can’t do it a balloon saved one of my arteries doesn’t seem right to kill his cousin looks like it’s up to me let’s see Target at 2:00 just for wind just shoot already but I haven’t
Finished my rituals Yet help I’m wafting on a zeper that’s just sick you stink nice shooting an Oakley if you were a b aete I’d say stick to Skiing Simpson your sharpened shooting has saved my life name your reward anything just name it all your money and all your stuff lower and likelier Super Bowl tickets playoff tickets regular season Bobblehead Day nothing H the wow I know I lay down in front of bulldozers to stop this Stadium from
Being built but I have to admit it’s pretty sweet it’s so fancy sushi bars a 60 screen movie theater Museum of Tolerance h oh man that made you think they even have a day spa staffed by former All Pro linemen you know I wouldn’t have to do
This if I hadn’t bought a Ferrari a day for 22 Seasons flip over I once hosted Saturday Night Live Once Again ladies and gentlemen Matchbox 20 who that oo they even have a zoo featuring all the NFL mascots this place even has its own Arts District with football hating
Intellectuals we’ll stay for one inning then we can go well this has been great we should get home soon the game’s going to be starting H the game is right here oh that’s right I hope you kids are enjoying yourself today because you and your children will be paying for this
Place long after the team moves to another city oo the fan [Applause] [Applause] Can everybody Dan come on party pooper Bust A Move n this song’s a little bossy for me ah come on sour P tickle tickle it tickle tickle tickle who a pickle what does that mean homy maybe you should stop we’ve talked about the gray Zone Mar she’s laughing that means he’s happy as
A joker taught you nothing knock it off stop it D this isn’t Funny the child has SED his trowal dad how could you do that the whole audience saw me pee my pants son I’m really really sorry oh I don’t know if I can ever make it up to you I’m but I sincerely Homer just because everyone else is doing the way doesn’t mean you
Have to no one else is doing it I’m trying to start It taking pity on the boy The Operators of Springfield Stadium opened the Stadium’s retractable roof in an attempt to dry his pants unfortunately the stain was picked up by Russian spy satellites and president Dimitri Medvedev has taken the pant sweating as a sign of American weakness a Russian flotilla has just
Entered New York har oh Bart’s never going to forgive me for humiliating him and I wouldn’t blame him you destroyed our son’s self-esteem well it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place I told you you should have stopped at now I have to work overtime
Just to counteract a self-confidence hey Bart I hear the forecast is for showers in your pants I’m on a European Vacation but European everywhere we wee oh why did I agree to moderate this teleconference you can’t let this go without using it as a chance to improve
Your fathering well of course I would love to be a more sensitive father you know that that’s great then you won’t mind me enrolling you in a fathering class I’d like to see you Thum through an extension School catalog and find one here’s one right here please March no
The other negligent dads will make fun of me they’re so clicky you’ll be fine you always are oh I miss my friends from drunk driving school they were so [Laughter] Cool Homer welcome to fresh start a fathering enrichment class my name is do Xander last week we assigned everyone to keep a fathering Journal Gerald would you like to share your entries absolutely Dr Xander Monday left work early to see dereck’s baseball game when Derrick saw me in the stands his smile
Was worth a million Tuesday lost a million dooll account because I left work early Monday that’s great journaling comments uh Homer it says here you’ve been a father for 10 years what has that taught you well for one thing you’re never really ready to be a father but oh
You know the other day Bart the little Dickens said I had an elephant butt so anyway I’m strangling him and I said to Bart wait hold on a moment you were strangling your son yeah strangling I mean it’s not the only tool in my parenting toolbox but uh it’s the
Sharpest right anyway I said part you’re actually serious you physically lay your hands on your boy’s neck yeah I guess it’s just how I was raised look at these Gres they’re a disgrace no TV for a week why you little so are those butter cookies for
Everybody or um why don’t we stop there for today and I’ll see you next week who do you have Next Period hey Duc where is everybody I told them not to come why didn’t you tell me not to come Homer to emphasize the seriousness of this situation I’m going
To turn my chair around backwards I feel in this situation the only option is a risky and radical treatment Homer meet Kore Abdul Jabar Dr Xander and I play pickup basketball on the weekend and when he told me what you do to your son I was so Disturbed I only
Scored 172 points I had 86 assists but today he’s here to assist me with you what are you doing Homer it’s time you understood what it feels like to be young small and terrified no doc please I’m just a little boy why you little
I don’t want to hurt him doc you have a good heart Kareem which is why you’re the only Laker I could trust with this task uh not a good time to water the plants no it’s fine hey Kareem what do you think about today’s selfish players nice guy no Mr just a nice He Dr Xander you made me see my life through Bart’s neck and I swear I will never ever strangle my boy again I believe we’ve made excellent progress here today and after another few years of twice weekly sessions we can really um I uh lied about having health insurance and you’re
Cured hello boy Homer I want you to know I’m cured good for you no more drinking oh son I can’t quit drinking anymore than I could quit being a man now it feels like mourning what I am cured of is the blind rage that has soured our otherwise story book
Relationship go ahead just try to provoke me a I just got up man oh come on bust your daddy’s chops fine are you little I’ll teach you to I’m in your head man you got I’m going to get maybe this a my gun’s first stroke say can’t hurt the boy can’t hurt the
Boy what the boy get down from there okay first I’ll send down my shoes all right do do well you little oh come on now you’re a Tree Bart Simpson what would your father say if he knew what you were doing he’d say I’m a grown man who’s scared of my own son I find that hard to believe oh yeah look how many more sir fill the board then wash my car these are my keys what
Was that I I said my key sir is ready for a whooping Sir No no I’m just a kid leave me alone it’s abc1 2 3 it’s the easiest song in the world you think you’re better than the great simini well you’re not what are you going to do write a book about me you couldn’t get in the door a random
House if your name was Bennett ser the third one two three cry one two three cry how’s that water wet like your tears precious is that you yes Mama you think you’re so pretty where’s my lotto ticket I forgot Mama and don’t you come back that you hear me hurry Up I don’t see many more movie roles for a Girl Like You Not unless George Lucas needs another Death Star no stop no Star Wars Parodies the school called and said Bard is out of control I think we may need some therapy for him oh that’s ridiculous how could two people from the same family need therapy Dr Xander kareim Abdul Jabar Anyone Dr Xander what happened oh it’s the damn economy when it went South the first thing people stopped spending money on was expensive therapists so we all live here now along with the other unemployed luxury professionals wedding planners personal shop ERS Aroma therapists high-end Caterers mushroom
Cap those are pieces of broken glass or I’ll pass that on to the chef also pass on pieces of your face to my monkeys look now my son needs your help how much you got on you uh $23 and there’s a can of beans in my car after a PhD lectures on cruises
Monthly column in Springfield magazine are there Franks in the beans M so whatever you did to my husband it was too effective yes one of the most common complaints about therapy and now my son is a bully can you fix him probably but we should discuss it in your car the suas are
Coming battery finished great here for Z this is what I drink at home Homer Bart this weekend in the wilderness should repair the shattered bond between the two of you you I find that in a natural setting very funny part that’s not the snake is it sorry little friend Slither back to
Your natural element now Bart I want you to guide your father safely through these cacti then where do we win a better relationship oh okay go straight three steps right two to the left now Bart you do understand you’re supposed to avoid the cacti sure do I’m
Just bad at counting two to the right backwards one diagonal to now doyo while your father and brother are doing some manly bonding in the woods I thought we could do a little bonding of our own we’ll do each other’s Nails make some brownies Sundays and watch the four
Saddest horse movies I could find broken leg Beauty sorry silver no more mint julips and the fourth one has a title so sad I can’t even say it really can I see It oh Beauty I don’t need money or parents or eyesight when I’ve got you I always forget about this part oh I don’t know there’s something about this news I just don’t like Homer desperate times call for desperate measures if you hop down from that limb
I assure you Bart will cut you down I don’t know keep your neck inside the Rope at all times well anything can’t look texting o a text let’s see text message for I am a wiener as you can all see I am a ween h i sh mo why you when I when
I get a hold of you oh damn it I typed an f and not a d h delete delete delete delete oh crap I just donated $20 to Haiti Bart I’m trying to get you to feel something for your father I feel something for him here it comes why you Little this is is a tough neck oh it’s so strong it’s like an oak you see you see how that boy pushes your buttons we’ll talk when he’s dead just break already thanks Dad son you and I are going to be closer than ever as we spend
The rest of our lives suing that therapist sue me for what my home in a hollowed out tree Ready sweet hey boy you know I was skeptical but I guess therapy Works sick Mr ni sky No no Mr you just picked an Animation Domination hit it’s going to be ridiculous fun starts now so check out the full load of animated shows on Fox Go Didly didly didly didly asterisk pound sign AD Sign exclamation point don’t worry the holy rollers are still up by one on the pin Pals gentlemen prepare to meet your various makers there cuz we got one last frame by our new Anchor Man Dan gillick thank God Otto had that
Psychotic break and quit the team is this the bridge to ter AIA it’s beautiful the day my frisbee landed in your yard was the luckiest day of my life and when you threw your son after it I enjoyed meeting him too he’s a good Boy sorry guys emergency meeting at work please I am missing eight birthday parties for this just granny throw it keep my ball well looks like the faithful have defeated our hedonist our Hindu and uh what are you you know when your dog’s having a bad dream that’s who I pray To boys I’m afraid the government has finally caught up with me and my appeals are exhausted tomorrow I begin saving jury duty it’s Stu break boys don’t sign petitions outside the grocery store no more I felt bad for the guy sitting there at his little c table anyway I must name a temporary
Replacement your temporary Dawn is our accountant Dan faton a word how about mering that’s a great word but I’m just a numbers guy and the only reason I say numbers guy instead of w in NBA is cuz I want to blend in I know what I’m doing we are
Bleeding red ink which is the only thing we should not be bleeding Hey listen everyone I know a good icebreaking exercise let’s all say something that we are afraid of for me it’s you guys I’m afraid I might kill this guy right now ring ring is that my
Phone I think it is hello yes sweee it’s Daddy listen how would you feel if I just disappeared sad right sad okay you know what I’ll tell the guys she’s crying guys Cassidy is crying well hope you feel proud of yourself cassid is a girl’s name
Now I know this music it was a bug’s bunny what I wouldn’t give for an anvil to fall on me here comes Lisa solo this is why I’m a seasoned subscriber Lisa when I prayed for this concert to be over I didn’t mean like this I did where’s the school nurse here
I am budget cuts Lisa I suspect you fainted because you thought Justin Bieber was in the audience well once again laughter is the worst medicine young lady you’re not getting enough iron please say it’s the vegetarianism it’s not the vegetarianism it’s a little bit the vegetarianism Lisa
If you must forgo meat I advise you to take these iron supplements it’s like swallowing dollhouse furniture gentlemen look at what we are spending every month just on olive oil we love our bread dipping okay can’t touch the bread dipping he’s Joe arist thinks of your spreadsheet this is fun but you know
What there is a cost cutting measure I’d like to propose if you put a horse’s head in someone’s bed don’t let the rest of the animal go to waste for the next guy use the horse’s leg or a couple of hooves believe me there’s no part of a
Dead horse it’s not going to scare someone okay good stopping point okay was that real a kid’s never lonely when he has baloney except me you’re that sson kid Bart right Lisa I just see mouss can’t handle the iron pills all day I have vitamin burps try this it’s what keeps me
Young M tasty love the texture sh what is it Beetle mush but I’m a vegetarian so am I lots of committed vegetarians eat insects really get real there’s bug parts and peanut butter and every year the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep it’s all here in this
Book this is such a big step better decide soon kid the union said I can’t talk to a student this long that is good grub but I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn’t eat meat and I promise Paul McCartney I wouldn’t sleep with John so you’re saying you’d rather do
The prettiest dude in the world than the ugliest broad absolutely but how do we get here from discussing Aristotle’s Poetics well well if it isn’t Mr work comes before bowling I am turning my back because I can’t stand and look you in the Face part new rice wine promotion so now you think he can just Waltz in here and buy everybody a beer I didn’t say that I would too late I already ped oh sorry guys I got the kind of job that you just can’t play hookie from well I have no
Idea what you do or who you work with but I am sure if you put your foot down on their throats and grind until you hear a crunch they’ll sit up straight really you’re sure about this Oh Hey listen I learned a lot about human nature by watching things through secret
Cameras uhhuh all right then okay we’ll see about that red dipping thank you thank you for giving me an attitude thank you for giving me an itch or maybe it’s grabbling that works ah 601 uh attention Gourmand of all things creepy and crawly please welcome longtime squisher firsttime eater Lisa Simpson Delight
Hey Vader there’s no fly in My Soup sorry little more little more perfect just the once why can’t they go to Apple bees okay fellas this time why don’t I do the cutting what are you doing I talk with that hand well you’re going to lose it if you keep charging
Your manicures to us if you don’t like it tough torini and while we’re at it no more Toral I’m dominating you anyone got a problem huh Kenny the problem I’m good what’s should this say here about the no more torini only for Christmas and funerals no please please I needed the money she
A pay for my you say English lessons my name Luigi I live at one two or three at Main Street so if I’m growing grasshoppers to eat am I a farmer or a Rancher there are going to be a lot of heated blogs on this topic Lisa dinner Time Lisa eats bugs B this is America anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much Lisa would you like some shrimp h you know shrimp aren’t all that removed from grasshoppers they’re both Arthropods oh you did that to help me out not sure what your motivation for that is lunch break make this quick I finally got a chair by the window I’m afraid the little Bulgarian lady will take it bottom line tone I cut expenses 12% as my more rootless cousin on Wall Street
Would say cut another of 12 but the only other Cuts left are personnel there are redundancies like shotgun Pete shotgun Mike Ronnie the rifle shotgun the rifle all good men but some must go I agree I will announce the layoffs welcome to the doll boys you you Jr in our business you
Don’t lay them off you lay them out right what oh boy oh boy oh boy you mean kill them I’m sorry I didn’t mean to shout damn she eats a quick lunch got to go nice breeze huh you have breasts like woman but cannot give sack quit saying that
Get along little buggies if I may just one question why are you eating us you don’t feel any pain what who told you that um I just assumed this is what you’ve been dipping in chocolate no I’m afraid so no so oh thank God just a dream I’ve been meat walking Bart I
Can’t eat bugs anymore please please take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild okay but when I grow up and I’m living on your couch and I drink all your booze and sell your jewelry you got to be cool
I’ll be cool but I will not be sharing my mini fridge with Hummer he’s there too Almost free is free he wants me to kill them sorry sorry first of all hi hi Dan second L remember when you ask who I worked for and I wouldn’t say I’m a mob boss I’m running fat Tony’s gang while he is on jury duty duty Homer that’s not the
Shocking part oh he wants me to kill a bunch of guys I’ve got a gun look oh my God you want me to help you escape no I want you to stop me from doing it you what I want to do it Homer it’s the ultimate business model in my business I
Try not to be seen I’m scary good at it Homer everything led to this I remember the first time I fired someone face to face I cried I cried save the tear please stop I just want my frisbee back from your yard they fired me for
Not being tough I had learned that in order to succeed you must disregard the dangerous distraction of Being Human and it brought me here you scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer well I’ve been scratched this is how I get out of doing the
Dishes come on buddy why would you want to be a murderer I don’t know my training this opportunity it’s like a perfect storm I hate that expression so overused okay I don’t I don’t know why I said it I was scared I needed a response it was a perfect storm say something
Original big thing Grand banana forign forever thing big blabber a Comm a a commonality burrito oh it looks like a kidnapping in progress Chief you always frame everything in the worst possible light Chief can I ask why do you want to be a policeman adrenaline
Junkie my dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by and now there’s no amount of ice cream that will make me feel full so this should work yeah that’s right time tighter oh that’s good oh that burns could you please not sound
Like you like it so much sorry I’m into a lot of weird stuff now stay down here and I’ll be back every hour with food and every six hours with food for you thanks man appreciate it oh look I have company hello hello to you and your friend it’s a Party I’m going to call you buggy and I’ll call you please don’t go in my mouth you can go in my mouth just don’t lay egg we now return to AFI presents the 100 greatest movie screams number 60 from Teen Wolf 2 classic someone must be watching on another
TV I really think that’s coming from our house well you stop saying things that’ll make me have to do something next we’ve got three screams from Scream three that was four screams stupid AFI boy never go into their director’s training program how about the Disney minority program now how would you
Qualify for that I’m the son of an O have fun getting coffee for Roy Disney thei dinner time I know you’re hungry I can hear you rubbing your legs together oh my God I never thought Homer Simpson would would be a part of the day of the Locust thanks now turn around and get on your knees are you going to shoot me in the back of the head no I just know it takes you so long to get up I’ll have plenty
Of time to escape I’ll fix that Later your honor we have reached the Verdict Johnny tight lips give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now there’s a great one but you’ll never get it out of me on vacation he digs wells in D four damn it we find the defendant and now it’s time for final jeopardy pay attention players the
Category is you think you’re so smart Alex trabek I remember when you were alant tro stop make me come on you said we were going to see somebody get shot not guilty I’ll have your money in an Hour damn how do you keep finding me you really should tweet less but everyone deserves to know what I’m thinking all the time just listen if you kill those guys you’ll be as bad as they are I don’t think so they’ve killed a lot of people and they tell their wives they’re
Working but they’re really just hanging out look just give me the gun before you hurt somebody give it to Me I can’t kill you I knew you were weak if you think I’m so weak give me back the gun you are weak but no let’s see how weak I am with the gun no I give me the gun I want you’re making me mad and I’m I don’t see it
Huh it imagine give me the gun no come on weakling get it from me I’m not you want I’m not weak with the gun Yeah well yeah we’ll see who’s got it now when I have a gun I’m not weak at all clean up on aisle me okay Mom I think that’s far
Enough finally a place where you can spread your wings and hop we’re free no no I’m still going to figure this out there was a corner here David damn it Judy let me have this soone you sure you didn’t order those fiduciary related waxs the important thing is we have severely cut
Costs by reducing the number of our guns to one and I have it any further questions can I have the gun no what happened to our friend Mr gillick I don’t know but once you finger has felt the itch of a trigger there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed
Sometimes late in life you find your calling the heft of the gun the trigger in your hand can you hurry this up please my daughter’s got cheerleading practice oh I I can go fast b boom could you please not do that is there some kind of problem here and if not can you
Do my belly button need some place to hang my badge at the Sauna Here’s a look at a few more shows from Fox that are bound to become your favorites Family Guys on an allout allnew international Manheim zeros maroccos you’re not going to find this stuff in Mexico let’s go go anywhere do anything all right all right to get
Their man what is that let’s use our eyes to see all new family guys Sunday at 98 Central on Fox Fox Tuesday give thanks for a new night of your favorite Fox comedies got dude what are you thinking get stuffed on a Thanksgiving feast of fun God your
Mom’s H hey hey with all new episodes of raising out Ben and Kate new girl and The Mindy Project you made everything on a panini press I actually took six Panini presses BL your Fox off starting at 87 Central this Tuesday on Fox Steve corell’s a wise guy with an
Itchy triggle finger I hate that expression so overused say something original The Simpsons all new this Sunday Bob’s favorite holiday Thanksgiving no way it goes my birthday Christmas hanuk snow day Amur night St Patrick’s Day Mayday Groundhog Day Bobb is all new after The Simpsons this Sunday Secretary Day night unbox cue the lights it’s an all new Cleveland Thanksgiving par the heral turkey Sing you’ve just picked a fox Animation Domination hit next time I’m getting a smaller monkey Fox Sunday night is a blast for the whole family you’re my family family but you’re all terrible enjoy the ride every Sunday on Fox dad what are you watching I think it’s a Terrence mik movie no you’re watching baby poter the most educational DVD available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store finally a kid show that isn’t trying to sell you something which reminds me we need to order more rectangles friends friends
Colleagues don’t watch that DVD I threw that away because studies show it doesn’t do any good Look At Me Maybe instead of watching TV with the kids you could take them outside what are you doing this so-called educational DVD may have even stunted the development of the
Kids who watched it wait a minute didn’t Bart and I both watch this thing when we were little I’m afraid so well the obvious question is why did I turn out so academically super interior while Bart while Bart turned out so wonderful in his own way that’s the way people
Talk about Ralph Ralph whose favorite color is peanut butter I wish I knew what Happened and now that I know better no DVDs for for you kids just educational television we return to Ice Road hand fishing this has been our way of life since we were pitch the idea by reality show producers welcome to th bear Chopper hunt Okay no TV at all what honey this
Sounds like a noble experiment but like prohibition it will end in a hail of bullets fine no TV for 24 hours 24 hours where’d you pull that crazy number we can do without TV for a day we’re taking Maggie to a children’s bookstore where she can learn the oldfashioned way the
Way children did from 1910 to 2002 Homer a little help I’m on It H if I buy you why do I need all these books Shut up shut up shut up instead of watching TV we can read children’s books written by TV stars who’s Millie vanil I don’t know kid I didn’t write this no refunds look Maggie they have a story
Lady one day silly Sally said let’s have a sloppy Gloppy supper first they slurp their soup slurp slurp slurp then they chewed their bread Chew Chew Chew more soup oh I could slurp this soup for ever slur slur sorry folks she doesn’t even work here SP the hidden objects Bo you’re
Pretty pushy for a book I just met gotcha candy cane in the umbrella stand oldest trick in the book okay let’s see have you seen Lisa and Maggie if they’re not a trumpet or a rolling pin then no homie I’ll be find them okay now let’s see if I can apply my book
Knowledge to the real World got him wow no TV for 24 hours I couldn’t get through a day without drct o Phill and Gupta you’re right I’m bored epoxy fight what the hell is an epoxy fight oh don’t worry I’ll clean it up get me some whipped cream and a safety
Scissors don’t worry all I need is a cigarette lighter and some sandpaper all right let’s just use a razor oh my God you look just like your dad let’s see how far we can take this and finally the tie I always wanted to wear a neck tie mom says they make you more
No a man Now sing the alphabet song A B C D E F G H I J K L M O what if we vanon to the max whoa that’s a little too tight oh yeah nah back to The Sweet Spot Milhouse if people believe you’re a
Grownup we could do anything like we go to a movie theater and pay full price that would be awesome okay first tone it down time to teach you to be a man what now I’m not pulling it Off and put the gas bill on autopay nice time for your final test oh great another invasive Skype from Mil huh hello Lisa this is my daddy I mean um Kirk Ben hton may I speak to your father please he’s right here Homer Bart would like to spend the night at
Our house and he has my permission sure what do I care not so fast huh I also want to say that Bart is a remarkable boy and I disapprove of your fathering and of your fat stomach oh sorry give him anything he wants bigger allowance a new bike just do it
Whatever you say Sir dad why are you cow Towing to Mr van hton sometimes it’s just so nice to have a man take charge and in 10 years make Lisa go to the prom with milhous Dad grownups have their reasons oh now I want you to eat a gallon of ice
Cream in under 2 minutes but I just did that you now have 1 minute 55 seconds I’m gonna like being an Adult now you’re the same height as your dad I can reach the poisons now eat of an inviting skull and crossbones Kirk you’re wearing that shirt I bought you I thought you didn’t like it I love when you buy me clothes you know what’s itchy and what’s not oh Kirk Evelyn van
Hton I wish my dad could have been here to see my parents kiss now did you get Kirk’s license uh-huh I crumble I rented a truck I’m driving a truck I crashed a truck I rented another truck hey Simpson don’t you have a lame daddy your own I give you all my money
But my wallet is velcroed too tight you’re the wussiest adult I’ve ever seen an adult he’s buying It Kirk remember you have the superpowers of a middle-aged man hello Mr Kirk I want to buy this beer uh cigarettes magazines with boobs and three pairs of sunglasses polarized I suspect you are buying for underage bullies but as that is 98% of my business I say thank you sir come
Again yo B your grown man and friend is all right we should start threatening more adults wouldn’t that make us criminals instead of bullies let’s beat up a philosopher till he gives us the answer oh good ide I made my mom happy and got through the bullies without a
Punch being an adult is super easy you dope it says those are for her pleasure now it’s time for me to live my fantasy with mature themes I’ll go behind that curtain a boy but come out a man more money for schools that could translate into more homework I know this
Is highly illegal but you’re not leaving this booth till you punch yes don’t bother screaming for help this is a municipal off cycle election there’s no one for Miles don’t forget your [Laughter] sticker hey bartender we’d like two milks and then you can tell us where
Babies come from ah well in my case my mom was hit with a voodoo curse I gestated for 5 years then I popped out backwards and on fire really oh yeah keep my tail right here in his jaw Good Times mom I think Maggie misses
TV you know Mom I was thinking we could take Maggie downtown the jazzhole is featuring a Dizzy Gillespie tribute band their Trumpeter has the puffiest cheeks I don’t think so the US Embassy has warned people not to go to downtown Springfield I get it middle child never do what I want
H okay I also know of a puppet show long before the tanic Slaughters visited Upon Our People there was the massacre of by m slav of Kiev in 1132 maybe we should go nobody leave till every puppet dead Bart you wanted to show me something just one sec no gave me some
Notes on a prank I’m doing now I asked you here because I know a cool grownup who will take you to that club in the city really who hello Lisa Milhouse Milhouse who’s Milhouse I mean he he’s my son well Milhouse you might get past the bouncer
At the Jazz Club because there are no position to turn anyone away but it doesn’t matter cuz we can’t pay for the gas and the cover fee anyway oh contr starfish hair the baby Point extra company is being forced to pay a settlement to any parent who had enough
Misguided love to buy their videos they’re not going to write a check to a couple of kids then I will be your guy’s dad Thanks but lowering your voice and standing on paint cans doesn’t make you mad enough to be my dad all right can I get a subscription to Highlights
Magazine oh my that’s for children where does it say that read the rest of the title highlights for do oh dang it I lost my other earring leave it to Me earring symbol from Monopoly game wondered where that was $25 Casino chip the smallest nesting doll can you find anything you like in this bed just my honey pie want to split it well we snuggle now what are you doing licking the wrapper there you go one adult and two
Children one way downtown um as adults what do we do now shake hands if you like and that’s how you do it h now remember I can’t sit backwards or I get sick well if I look at your face I get sick young man apologize to your sister make me baly are you
Little my adulthood I never thought I’d say this but that is conduct Unbecoming of a bus station where’ your babies go your intellect deadening DVDs turn my brother’s brain to jelly pretty shapes tell me to kill everybody looks like you’re entitled to the full rebate of 1995
That’s all you pay for screwing up a child for life kids let me handle this uh we’d like it in singles and nickels please terrific does need your signature incursive X is fine in cursive oh it’s just enough to get home I’m hungry now hey I’m walking on paint
Cans all day give me a break guys look free breakfast if we sit through a sales pitch just remember Milhouse do not buy the condo but what if we can’t afford not to buy it Waldo Waldo Waldo Homer Bart said the kids were going to the van but Lan just
Told me they’re supposed to be here they’ve disappeared we’ll get those kids back because we just bought them new shoes Waldo Waldo do you think Lisa went to that jazz club I wouldn’t take her to how many kids will Jazz corrupt lap pool and fully equipped gym with
Eucalyptus towels now let me give you the 14 different apartment configurations the Henda the Urban Oasis Castle in the Sky Connecticut Sunset lady my stomach’s full and I want to go that’s how it works in this country if you try to leave you’ll find the doors
Are locked well before our dad signs any contracts he has a surprise for you oh I hope it’s that he’s single I’m single though some days I have a girl buddy on field trips you’re a bit of a freak I like that you’re the adult Kirk don’t you have something to
Tell her just looking for a casual hookup yeah for my Thomas the Tank engines I love how I don’t exactly understand what you’re saying homie do you see anything no I’m sorry it’s wait a Minute when I said you needed a software update it was not a criticism we found what we’re looking for the kids sure they could be here who knows o I love how your arms are too short and thin for your legs just like a crocodile I’m feeling a strange
Refreshing Brew of emotions oh yeah milh house’ you know it was me the top of your head has a 5:00 shadow your hair is growing back tell me your secret he’s 10 years old well there’s always a catch is anyone here going to buy a condo it’s going to be
Yes but don’t rush me and worst of all you cast my vote who did you vote for in the nonpartisan judicial election Williamson no no no I’m really sorry Dad but I have to say it was pretty cool having your life you mean that I’d be
Happy to wind up just like you I hope you remember that when I can’t pay for your college now how would you like to go to your own parent teacher interview while I see a movie I like that son promise you will never look like me I
Sure hope not well you little that’s not a heartwarming thing to end on Man Here’s a look at a few more shows from Fox that are bound to become your favorites George Clinton gets funky with with Cleveland where’s all my ladies at there are also men involv us The Cleveland Show all new this Sunday on bu one new job I’m bringing home the bacon
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Chalmers is a real dingbat 07:30 Symore for all his…issues is so loyal and adoring to him. Also, most of the issues they encountered on their journey were Chalmers' fault, not Symore 😒